oh silly we can play right here.
we come home from a hard day of skating, sweaty and dirty. we sit down and start watching the boom boom huck jam on tv. i tell you im going to the kitchen to get some powerade and that ill be right back. i walk back into the room and lean against the doorway, smirking. in my hand i hold wet platinum anal lube and an 8 ball. i ask if you want one in the middle pocket. i run over to you and start loosening the belt on your cargo shorts. im glad youre still wearing your knee pads. i take off your shoe lace head band and put it in my pocket.
i rip out a single anal pube from my back side and place it on your tongue. you retract and take it into your mouth, like a tab of acid, sit back, and wait for euphoria.