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General Discussion => WHATEVER => Topic started by: bill hates on March 15, 2008, 11:28:10 PM
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the bullshit people always say. post them.
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Subject: ay yi yi
Body: my day off and i slept twelve hourssssss.
i forgot what that feels like.
andddddddddd
i wanna go to fashion island !
and spend money.
that i don't have:]
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Subject: time to reflect.
Body: so many things im thinking about right now.
kind of overwhelming in a sense.
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Subject: :]]
Body: TODAYY WASS FUNNN:]]
i guess someee wrestlerrr dude is at mi casa
and talkss like a G:]]
anddd i kidnaa saww ryann shecklerr toodayy
and gott a hugg fromm tonyy
:DDD
aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh
immm prettyy boredd at myy dads houseee!
talkkkk
:]]
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where would you happen to live?
From: JayAre
Date: Mar 15, 2008 7:40 PM
Subject: ...
Body: ...
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Subject: basically
Body: LEAH NEEDS TO NEVER WORK A FRIDAY AGAIN! or i will literally drop dead.
and breychey and rach need to be DONE WITH THIS SOCCER BANQ SHEE SHEE. cause it aint cool that im home waiting for them to be at my casa so we can bounce the fuckkk outta here and play some pong. anddddddddddddd i got a job ;] soo stoked.CPK hostess woot :]
ANDDDDDDDDDDD i think im gunna barf from eating this pizza. BARFFFFFFFFF. and now im gunna go put my hair up and throw some jeans on
peace the fuck out
143putos
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Subject: plz plz plz plz plz!! PC4PC???
Body: new pics!!!!!!
go comment!!!!!!!
NOW!
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Subject: just woke up
Body: from a nap
now going to get some
molcasalsa
because that sounds amazing
:D
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rom: JayAre
Date: Mar 8, 2008 12:19 AM
Subject: YAY ADDED MY CUZIN!!
Body: Rhea is my cuzin # 3 on my top
This kid is asian.
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Subject: jkhdfkljldklsjf(:
Body: immmmmm bored(:
yeeeeah.
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Subject: why
Body: the fuck do some of you people post bulletins about THIZZING and BLAZING
stfu
nobody cares that you "thiz" or do drugs
keep that shit to yourself
and its even funnier how some of you think you know EVERYTHING about it cause you've tried it like 5 times
you are only giving us a better reason to say how much of a fucking idiot you are who thinks drugs are so cool
just seriously stfu
nobody cares
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Subject: check out the jigglypuff
Body: my page =D
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Subject: jose fernando cortez hernandez de heradura curiel
Body: hahaha
lets go become novela stars already yeah?
the food was delice!!!!!
and my arms still all regular. hahaha stupid sobadora lady hahaha
bfff for lifeeeee lol
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Is the 143 where you live?
From: Omid
Date: Mar 11, 2008 1:16 PM
Subject: short day
Body: its sicky sicky nar nar
Just look at his fucking name
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Subject: hahah i would just like to sayyy
Body: that nicolette is likeeee my favorite person in the worldddddd
WHOOOOOOLE WORLD righttt nowwww
god youre so witttttttty with youre insults, i loveeeeee itttttt
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Subject: .cruisin.
Body: to orange in a little from boon town UP in the LAND...
soo lameee...someone kill me pleaseeeeeee
haha hoch moch and boo---ADAM SANDDDDDD
someoneee lets do something....no school tomorrowwwwwww!! ditch!
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Is the 143 where you live?
no it means "i love you"
i = 1
love = 4
you = 3
its just what fat or ugly girls say online to sound cute
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Subject: holy molely
Body: comment pics plz.
it would just make my day
fdkjgnjkzdgjkhk;jl;dgjklh dfk
(this is a guy)
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Is the 143 where you live?
i = 1
love = 4
you = 3
its just what fat or ugly girls say online to sound cute
Alright then where do you live because I know everywhere your talking about.
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Is the 143 where you live?
i = 1
love = 4
you = 3
its just what fat or ugly girls say online to sound cute
diamond bar where do you live
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Near Misson Viejo, Rancho Santa Margarita to be exact.
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you guys have hot soccer players there
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I know where one works...
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There's this kid I had to delete/block one night, he's always posted bulletins just minutes between one another, and one day I finally read two back to back
Subject: AYE, PEEPS!
Body: BRB, GONNA EAT A SANDWICH!!!
2 minutes later
Subject: AYE YO!
Body: MMMM, THAT WAS A GOOD SANDWICH!!!
deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelete.
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I've deleted people I know because they overkill the bulletin. However, I log in like every two months so I don't have to see that shit anyways.
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Goddam! Some of those people must have insanely sticky keyboards.
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i cannot stand this kid and his dumb bulletins
(http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a157/brenthoward/fuckcody.jpg)
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hha that face is priceless
Subject: alright!
Body: spring break plan:
road trip to texas in a large van. preferably one that does not work well.
get to texas and break down.
get out of the van and ride on the horses that we conveniently find.
ride the horses through the desert until someone agrees to let us hitchhike home with them
get to a bar, and sleep on someone's couch.
and then we go to the exploratorium after baking.
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you can come, too.. if you want.
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Is the 143 where you live?
i = 1
love = 4
you = 3
its just what fat or ugly girls say online to sound cute
LOL UR ASIAN
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Date: Mar 16, 2008 10:18 AM
Subject: kreepy
Body: creeps leave me alone. hah
A scrub is a guy that thinks he's fly
And is also known as a buster (busta, busta...)
Always talkin' about what he wants
And just sits on his broke ass
So (no)
I don't want your number (no)
I don't want to give you mine and (no)
I don't want to meet you nowhere (no)
I don't want none of your time and (no)
Chorus:
I don't want no scrub
A scrub is a guy that can't get no love from me
Hanging out the passenger side
Of his best friend's ride
Trying to holler at me
I don't want no scrub
A scrub is a guy that can't get no love from me
Hanging out the passenger side
Of his best friend's ride
Trying to holler at me
There's a scrub checkin' me
But his game is kinda weak
And i know that he cannot approach me
Cuz i'm lookin' like class and he's lookin' like trash
Can't get wit' no deadbeat ass
So (no) (yea, yea)
I don't want your number (no)
I don't want to give you mine and (no)
I don't want to meet you nowhere (no)
I don't want none of your time (no)
Chorus
If you don't have a car and you're walking
Oh yes son i'm talking to you
If you live at home wit' your momma
Oh yes son i'm talking to you (baby)
If you have a shorty that you don't show love
Oh yes son i'm talking to you (yea yea yea yea...)
Wanna get with me with no money
Oh no i don't want no (oh)
No scrub (no scrub, no love)
No scrub (no no) (no scrub, no love)
No scrub (no no no no no)
No scrub (no no)
No
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Is the 143 where you live?
i = 1
love = 4
you = 3
its just what fat or ugly girls say online to sound cute
LOL UR ASIAN
haha syke im in the cracker minority
where do you live
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Subject: my baby's pretty as a car crash.
Body: two completely different things do not make one very good thing.
this is food related, but you can take it however you want.
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Subject: not enough birthday comments/wishes
Body: i'm fucking 21, people.
and only 10 of you noticed on here?
when i am (officially) king, i will personally send a homeless vietnam veteran to your house while you're sleeping, and order him to teabag you until you wake up.
and then run off giggling with his hand over his mouth.
teehee.
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(http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b41/smalls1988/myspaceb.jpg)
Epic FAIL
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Subject: props to joe.
Body: the show itself was amazing.
but just like Joe Hawco said everyone grow the fuck up, stop fighting, stop bitching, and just listen to the music.
Lifestory, Sydney, and D&D were incredible. If all you kids stopped worrying about the fucking pit and appreicated the music a little more maybe we wouldnt have such an awkward scene.
you all live off drama.
and its killing your so called scene.
so just stop.
stop dancing, two stepping, swinging your fucking arms,
and open your ears, your mind, and your heart.
also, Lifestory is bitchin.
just so you know.
I'll have photos up sooon I hope.
the goood ones anyways.
much love.
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Date: Mar 16, 2008 10:33 PM
Subject: mexico
Body: whoever keeps callin up my boy mexico and hangin up is a little punk ass bitch and better stop cuz ill rip your dick off and choke you with it
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HEY GUISE YOU CAN MAKE THIS THREAD ABOUT A THOUSAND TIMES MORE INTERESTING IF YOU POST A SCREENCAP OF THE BULLETIN. TO DO SO HIT PRINT SCREEN(BESIDE f12) THEN GO INTO A EDITING PROGRAM, LIKE IRFRANVIEW (http://www.irfanview.com/main_download_engl.htm) AND HIT EDIT PASTE, THEN JUST DO A EDIT CROP, SAVE, UPLOAD TO IMAGESHACK (http://imageshack.us/) AND POST. ALA:
(http://img204.imageshack.us/img204/6281/sdgud2.jpg)
Oh and if you can post a link to the persons profile/info about them, it might make this shit more interesting. I have no idea who this broad is.
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hey scootboard, you should kill everyone on your friends list.
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HEY GUISE YOU CAN MAKE THIS THREAD ABOUT A THOUSAND TIMES MORE INTERESTING IF YOU POST A SCREENCAP OF THE BULLETIN. TO DO SO HIT PRINT SCREEN(BESIDE f12) THEN GO INTO A EDITING PROGRAM, LIKE IRFRANVIEW (http://www.irfanview.com/main_download_engl.htm) AND HIT EDIT PASTE, THEN JUST DO A EDIT CROP, SAVE, UPLOAD TO IMAGESHACK (http://imageshack.us/) AND POST. ALA:
(http://img204.imageshack.us/img204/6281/sdgud2.jpg)
Oh and if you can post a link to the persons profile/info about them, it might make this shit more interesting. I have no idea who this broad is.
is this better, dick fagger?
(http://img214.imageshack.us/img214/6869/77543110go7.jpg)
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Since I moved to Florida, I hadn't seen or talked to this girl on 10 years. She found me this week. I got this bulletin yesturday. lol!
(http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb51/able1039/deletemealso.gif)
So... does this mean I like win the thread or something?
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yes thats better scoot, the picture usually enhances the messege
holy shit you do win, i kinda feel bad for andy mac, doing a demo outside a local BELK?
jesus, then again i imagine him bouncing around on one of those
(http://static.howstuffworks.com/gif/flybar-2.jpg)
haha i found him doing a backflip transfer into transition, probably a first, and nobody gives a fuck:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zZNQVW-vmeA
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hey scootboard, you should kill everyone on your friends list.
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Hahaha! Wow! I thought that Andy Mac pogo stick pic was photoshopped but after alittle searching, it turns out, he's kinda serious about that. Damn! Oh well, this Andy Mac discussion wouldn't be complete without this.....
(http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb51/able1039/inmag61fbig.jpg)
:D
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hey scootboard, you should kill everyone on your friends list.
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hey scootboard, you should kill everyone on your friends list.
holy fuuuuuuuuuuuuck
Subject: thanks for everything!
Body: thanks for the phone calls
thanks for inviting me to your parties
thanks for including me in all your adventures
thanks for bringing me on the mountains to snowboard
thanks for taking me to paintball
thanks for being there for me when i needed you guys the most
really though...
FUCK YOU GUYS
fuck you guys for never calling me
fuck you guys for never inviting me to shit
fuck you guys for never being there
FUCK YOU GUYS FOR NOT BEING THERE WHEN I WAS IN THE HOSPITAL FOR 3 FUCKING DAYS
i wanted to wake up to see all of you surrounding my bed
but no one was there
have you any idea how much that hurt
you were all my best friends, people i knew for years but you left me behind like a bad habit
i thought you motherfuckers were my friends
if i knew you were going to desert me i wouldn't have wasted my time on you faggots
fuck yourselves, i don't need you guys anymore
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post tha pic scoot, that sounds like a good one
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Subject: Thinking of You!!!
Body: " For i know the thoughts that i think toward you,
says the LORD, thoughts of peace and not of evil,
to give you a future and a hope." Jeremiah 29:11
jEsUs cHrIsT for LiFe,
CH.
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Is the 143 where you live?
i = 1
love = 4
you = 3
its just what fat or ugly girls say online to sound cute
LOL UR ASIAN
where do you live
not phillips ranch
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Motherfuck a myspace bulletin.
Motherfuck a facebook account.
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(http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a157/brenthoward/peter.jpg)
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ha
these people are your friends
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ha
these people are your friends
Not really, mine was from Hosoi.
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Is the 143 where you live?
i = 1
love = 4
you = 3
its just what fat or ugly girls say online to sound cute
LOL UR ASIAN
where do you live
not phillips ranch
no way who are you. do you skate db?
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you guys are all faggots for having such lame friends.
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to my defense, everything ive posted so far has been from acquaintences. i dont hang out with any of these people i just know em from school.
and if my friends are faggots then you can add me so i at least have one cool friend
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=146708459
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(http://i27.tinypic.com/rcvoeh.png)
i get a lot of these bulletins
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..............
Subject: shiit
Body: someone get me a social life
stat!
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This is almost as lame as the people posting these bulletins in the first place.
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Is the 143 where you live?
i = 1
love = 4
you = 3
its just what fat or ugly girls say online to sound cute
LOL UR ASIAN
where do you live
not phillips ranch
the few times ive been there have been in the evening and salvia induced.
did you go to diamond ranch?
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naw im a senior at dbhs
thats insane weve probably skated together then
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http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=146708459
bout to get my hump on
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http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=146708459
her quote thing next to her picture says "sometimes when I say 'I'm fine' I want someone to look me in the eyes and say 'tell the truth'".
I thought she meant fine as in attractive at first and that would be hilarious. but she's just another dumb emotional internet girl.
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http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=146708459
her quote thing next to her picture says "sometimes when I say 'I'm fine' I want someone to look me in the eyes and say 'tell the truth'".
I thought she meant fine as in attractive at first and that would be hilarious. but she's just another dumb emotional internet girl.
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http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=146708459
her quote thing next to her picture says "sometimes when I say 'I'm fine' I want someone to look me in the eyes and say 'tell the truth'".
I thought she meant fine as in attractive at first and that would be hilarious. but she's just another dumb emotional internet girl.
im fine i swear, just add me
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Im sexy :D Im going to eat you arggggg
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pretty weird thread scootboard......you posted a lot of them too with no commentary or anythying just bulletins back to back...I want to know how you feel about the bulletins
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Date: Mar 19, 2008 9:23 PM
Subject: OMG OMG OMG I THINK IM GONNA DIE!!
Body: OMG I HAVE A HUGE FAVORE TO ASK OF YOU!!! PICK YOUR FAVORITE NEW PIC OF ME FOR A MY PIC. i CAN'T DESIDE. SO HELP ME OUT!! THE ONE WITH THE MOST VOTES WINS! SO START VOTING....NOW!!!!
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dear scootboard,
do you skate martin luther king park? if you do would you like to meet up on saturday, some chicken some sex, we can see where the day takes us.
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what city is that in
im usually just skating db park or chino haha
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pretty weird thread scootboard......you posted a lot of them too with no commentary or anythying just bulletins back to back...I want to know how you feel about the bulletins
commentary, commentary.... okay lets see.
Subject: First time.
Body: i got down in some ice hockey today shit was pretty tight i can see my self going back
i think that ice hockey sucks dick. i think that this bulletin is exciting. i think i will remember this bulletin tomorrow and smile, knowing that this person will one day ice skate again. i think that i want to stop skating and start ice hockey-ing. i must say that judging from the title, i expected this bulletin to involve some kind of anal man sex. id be lying if i said i wasnt bummed it had no gay anal sex substance in it, rather. ice hockey. i want to defect from cailfornia. im canadian now. eh.
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Subject: thanks for everything!
Body: thanks for the phone calls
thanks for inviting me to your parties
thanks for including me in all your adventures
thanks for bringing me on the mountains to snowboard
thanks for taking me to paintball
thanks for being there for me when i needed you guys the most
really though...
FUCK YOU GUYS
fuck you guys for never calling me
fuck you guys for never inviting me to shit
fuck you guys for never being there
FUCK YOU GUYS FOR NOT BEING THERE WHEN I WAS IN THE HOSPITAL FOR 3 FUCKING DAYS
i wanted to wake up to see all of you surrounding my bed
but no one was there
have you any idea how much that hurt
you were all my best friends, people i knew for years but you left me behind like a bad habit
i thought you motherfuckers were my friends
if i knew you were going to desert me i wouldn't have wasted my time on you faggots
fuck yourselves, i don't need you guys anymore
so were both those from the same person?
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Subject: thanks for everything!
Body: thanks for the phone calls
thanks for inviting me to your parties
thanks for including me in all your adventures
thanks for bringing me on the mountains to snowboard
thanks for taking me to paintball
thanks for being there for me when i needed you guys the most
really though...
FUCK YOU GUYS
fuck you guys for never calling me
fuck you guys for never inviting me to shit
fuck you guys for never being there
FUCK YOU GUYS FOR NOT BEING THERE WHEN I WAS IN THE HOSPITAL FOR 3 FUCKING DAYS
i wanted to wake up to see all of you surrounding my bed
but no one was there
have you any idea how much that hurt
you were all my best friends, people i knew for years but you left me behind like a bad habit
i thought you motherfuckers were my friends
if i knew you were going to desert me i wouldn't have wasted my time on you faggots
fuck yourselves, i don't need you guys anymore
so were both those from the same person?
haha it was all the same bulletin
this dude was in my math class and was super peaceful and nice to everyone but his bulletins are full of this angry shit hahaha
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what city is that in
im usually just skating db park or chino haha
its down the street from garey high, if you need directions pm me.
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what city is that in
im usually just skating db park or chino haha
its down the street from garey high, if you need directions pm me.
roll down to db park tomorrow were gonna be filming a park montage basically all day
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Subject: im so fucking bored and i hope....
Body: my friends dont flake... because i wanna party tonite, but somethings tellin me that they're not coming
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Date: Mar 19, 2008 9:23 PM
Subject: OMG OMG OMG I THINK IM GONNA DIE!!
Body: OMG I HAVE A HUGE FAVORE TO ASK OF YOU!!! PICK YOUR FAVORITE NEW PIC OF ME FOR A MY PIC. i CAN'T DESIDE. SO HELP ME OUT!! THE ONE WITH THE MOST VOTES WINS! SO START VOTING....NOW!!!!
sounds like a friend youd have.
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Subject: guess my
Body: song.
(who sings is)
and ill pay you money.
dependeing on who you are
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link me, im in your area and i need money.
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Fuckface over here has posted 1.5 billion bulletins about "weenie roast"
Hope this is the last one.
(http://i186.photobucket.com/albums/x146/gnargnar7/Picture1-1.png)
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These are some old ones, but still make me laugh.
(http://i198.photobucket.com/albums/aa219/foozies/gah.jpg)
(http://i198.photobucket.com/albums/aa219/foozies/wtf.jpg)
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Subject: FUCK YOU!
Body: Dear ass! u know who u are.
fuckin up peoples lives making them sad and depressed! well i hope u die and if my nigga goes so will you!
P.S.
im tired of all the bull-shit u put him through and now its your turn! watch your fuckin back and sleep with the lights on! O and remember we were never down and never will be!!!!!
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From: little joe peep
Is Online
Date: May 17, 2008 5:47 PM
Subject: fuck my ass
Body: plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
dude
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Like I wanna see that shit.
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a prime example of why she is an EX
you wouldnt believe the bullshit that falls out of her mouth
(http://i29.tinypic.com/e0hmcn.jpg)
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fucking skank^
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a prime example of why she is an EX
you wouldnt believe the bullshit that falls out of her mouth
Only a homosexual would care about a girl's personality.
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a prime example of why she is an EX
you wouldnt believe the bullshit that falls out of her mouth
I was hoping she would say
"and I grant scootboard exclusive rights to have necrophilia with my body as many times as he wants"
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scootboard,
I'm gonna go out on a limb here and assume that she dumped you. Please provide details as to what reason she gave for the break up.
Sincerely,
Perfect Cock
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did you not just read what the bulletin said? i broke that bitch off REAL quick
i may be a dumb fuck but know better than to stick around a christian freak after i find out i aint gettin past clothed titties
sincerely,
slightly curved penis
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Christians are the worst.
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a prime example of why she is an EX
you wouldnt believe the bullshit that falls out of her mouth
(http://i29.tinypic.com/e0hmcn.jpg)
HAHAHA that last line
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a prime example of why she is an EX
you wouldnt believe the bullshit that falls out of her mouth
(http://i29.tinypic.com/e0hmcn.jpg)
HAHAHA that last line
i swear on my life I deleted this girl yesterday for posting stupid bulletins
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Date: May 20, 2008 9:33 PM
Subject: if eddie vedder isnt a christian..
Body: then why does he speak of the holy spirit in his songs?
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a prime example of why she is an EX
you wouldnt believe the bullshit that falls out of her mouth
(http://i29.tinypic.com/e0hmcn.jpg)
HAHAHA that last line
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Subject: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
Body: MY CAT IS LICKING A PICTURE..LIKE ON THE WALL HAHAHAHAHAH WTF WHY WOULD YOU LICK A PICTURE? gosh im laughing hard.
umm i have no life. and im still laughing. somebodycallmekbye
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Subject: CHRIS IM GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU
Body: THAT IS SUCH A FUCKING LIEEEEEEEEEEEE
OH MY GOD
I HATE YOU
jgklfjh;lgfs
THAT IS COMPLETE BULLSHIT
PROOF THAT YOU LIE,
aeslekk (11:01:27 PM): rotcnazi55 (10:58:55 PM): YOU JUST DID BECAUSE YOU'RE SUCH A LOSER.
aeslekk (11:01:31 PM): ...
rotcnazi55 (11:01:35 PM): whoa.
rotcnazi55 (11:01:39 PM): where did that come from?
rotcnazi55 (11:01:41 PM): that's fake.
aeslekk (11:01:51 PM): it is not !