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Skateboarding => USELESS WOODEN TOY BANTER => Topic started by: kuark on July 31, 2006, 08:03:34 PM
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There was suppose to be a free promo DVD with the new Skateboard Mag this month but obviously got delayed. This may be proof that Wenning is on and they want to wait another month to put his footy in.
What do you think ?
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i think that kuark is brian wenning, trying to secretly imply that he is on plan b
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hahah, seriously tho, think about it, they wouldn't delay it for nothing.
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not to name drop but i talked to brian wenning the other day. he came into my work. hes still on habitat. but is kuark a more reliable source?
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yo johncena, you're a fuckhead. i'm calling you out you fuckin liar. for fucks sake you say you work at a bank but you still get grounded by your parents? i've never seen a kid working in a bank. what is your mom a teller, and pays you to come in an do a sweep and mop job? that's the only possibility i see! and if so, wenning wouldn't waste him time on a little fuckhead like you.
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delayed it so they can take out darrell's footage. check the darrELEMENT thread, it proves a point.
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or maby Danny is trying to get something last minute in, thats what i would guess but fuck it cuz i dont know
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WHY THE FUCK WOULD IT BE DELAYED TO TAKE OUT SUMBODYS FOOTY.YOU SHOULD LIKE YOUR THINKING WITH A FUCKING VILE OF CRACK IN YOUR BRAIN ... FUCKING NIMROD..
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i taked to brian wenning today when i saw him at ikea, he says hes still on
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buying new furniture with that extra DC paycheck ... i see ...
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b-dubs fakie nosegrind
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hey guys I just saw wenning at Bed Bath & Beyond yesturday and he is on plan B for shure.
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yo johnc, what town do you live in?
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bah, I just hope he isnt on Plan B
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It's obvious, they're chopping out Darelments footage to put in Danny's rocket/backflip/comedy stunt antics - also Wenning section is a special Easter Egg in Sheffey section (it's there after he ollie that thing - you'll know what i mean)
Anyway, i saw Wenning down the petting Zoo, he was feeding/playing with some baby ducks, he said he was still on - STILL ON PLAN B THAT IS mmmwwwuuuaaaahhahahahh
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i met wenning in a sex shop yesterday, he bought some anal dildos. he told me, he's still into darrell
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i met wenning in a sex shop yesterday, he bought some anal dildos. he told me, he's still into darrell
maybe they're goign to start a company together like Chocolates Plan B
"Milky Chocloate"
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i saw brian wenning, in the face of a young child, in the glimmer in the eye of an elderly person, the hearts of all men, in the sun and the moon, bath bed and beyond, the equator, purgatory, mcdonalds, ikea, jamba juice.. and yes, hes still on
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i saw brian wenning, in a young child, in an elderly person and yes, hes still on
Was this after the sex shop ?
The village people will chase him back up the bell tower if he's not careful - probably with sticks this time !
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yo johncena, you're a fuckhead. i'm calling you out you fuckin liar. for fucks sake you say you work at a bank but you still get grounded by your parents? i've never seen a kid working in a bank. what is your mom a teller, and pays you to come in an do a sweep and mop job? that's the only possibility i see! and if so, wenning wouldn't waste him time on a little fuckhead like you.
ok first of all you think its funny to call me johncena? its not. so come up with something new and get back at me.
yes i work at a bank. im a bank teller, im 17. you gotta be at least 17 to work here. and yea i have a better job than you. obviously i can still be grounded cuz im not 18 yet. i turn 18 in 2 months. you act like you are so old and mature but you have shown from your posts here that you may be 19 but you act like a fucking 12 year old. instead of giving a remotely intelligent response to any shit someone gives you instead you type "FUCK YOU FAGGOT" in big multi colored letters. damn you are so much older and more mature than me or even 56 inch for that matter. and i bet you are so old that you have your own place and pay your own rent and have your own job. you don't depend on mommy and daddy for anything anymore now that you're 19!
but again it wasn't funny to say my mom works at the bank, because well she doesn't. the bank i work at is in wennings hometown of monmouth beach. he comes in quite a bit. if i was gonna lie about meeting wenning i would say something a lot cooler than "he came into where i work." and you think im a fuckhead? thats cool. cuz i must be a fuckhead if you think so. for sure man. you definetely know whats up. anyone who reads ur oh so intelligent posts can see this.
and again you come with another regular statement. wennings gonna be a dick to one of his fans in his hometown of all places? yea thatd be a brilliant move for his career.
damn its like every time you post you try to convince people you are dumber.
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i saw brian wenning, in a young child, in an elderly person and yes, hes still on
Was this after the sex shop ?
The village people will chase him back up the bell tower if he's not careful - probably with sticks this time !
i really like the direction this thread went haha
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yes i work at a bank. im a bank teller, im 17.
wow, with those comebacks you throw out, i would have thought 15 tops. i have never seen a 17 year old kid working in a bank either. smells like bullshit to me too.
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OH UH SHUTUP IM AMUSING MYSELF GO CONTRIBUTE TO THE BOARD.
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Christ i'm about to feel like a Dad telling his kids to shut up on a long drive
But - Stop the petty bickering or you'll both get left by the side of the road to walk home
Now - back to Wennings sex shop antics. . .
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damnit donnie i saw your post and i hoped you would be grabbing my back in this thread. im being message board jumped by the 2 biggest kooks on the board.
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yes i work at a bank. im a bank teller, im 17.
wow, with those comebacks you throw out, i would have thought 15 tops. i have never seen a 17 year old kid working in a bank either. smells like bullshit to me too.
thanks kid whos been here for 3 days
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yo johnc, what town do you live in?
spring lake...you?
and kev/max power - go to a wachovia bank and ask how old you have to be to work as a teller if you really care all that much
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yes i work at a bank. im a bank teller, im 17.
wow, with those comebacks you throw out, i would have thought 15 tops. i have never seen a 17 year old kid working in a bank either. smells like bullshit to me too.
thanks kid whos been here for 3 days
you wear the time you waste on here as a badge of honour congratulations, jerkoff.
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well yea...what else am i gonna do when the bank is empty? yea thats right...the bank that i don't really work at.
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so they don't monitor what you look at on the internet? weird, especially for a bank.
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How much are Wennings checks? He must pull at least 20 a month.
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HAHAHA.... no bank is going to hire a fucking 17 yearold, are you joking me? how about nexttime he comes in take a picture of him with you in this so called "bank" you work at.
if you're 17 and work at a bank, then i'm president bushs vice-secretary at 19.
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yo johnc, what town do you live in?
spring lake...you?
and kev/max power - go to a wachovia bank and ask how old you have to be to work as a teller if you really care all that much
wenning lives in long branch, you live in spring lake. they are a half hour away from each other, so you are telling me wenning travels a 1/2 hour every time he needs to use the bank? i think someone is lying.
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obviously you didnt read my posts
the bank i work at is in wennings hometown of monmouth beach.
wenning isn't from long branch hes from monmouth beach. go check the habitat site.
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hahahaha......seriously. I live in a shit town, and I have 4 banks on each corner on ONE street, which are a 5 minute drive from me and I live in the middle of nowhere.
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so they don't monitor what you look at on the internet? weird, especially for a bank.
some sites are blocked but obviously the slap site isn't gonna be on the radar. we are allowed to use the internet when not with customers. and asking me to take a picture with wenning is just ridiculous.
alright guys fine...ill admit it...im leading a double life. one as a hard working bank teller on the slap boards and another as some kid who sits inside all day and posts here.
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obviously you didnt read my posts
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the bank i work at is in wennings hometown of monmouth beach.
wenning isn't from long branch hes from monmouth beach. go check the habitat site.
he lives in long branch (check "brian gets busy" on the habitatfeildlog). which is right by monmouth beach. so you travel a 1/2 hour out of your way to work at a bank? why not work at one in town?
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the reason he can't find a job in his hometown, is because NO ONE IS GOING TO HIRE A 17 YEAROLD TO WORK IN A BANK!. that's why.
Bank Teller: Requirements
Requirements
* Minimum age: 18 years.
* Must take the COMPASS or ASSET test before entering the program or being placed on the pre-registration list.
Recommendations
* High school diploma or GED.
* Bondable.
* Ability to speak English clearly.
now seeing as your 17, you clearly don't meet the minimum age of "18" and you certainly don't have a Highschool Diploma yet.
sooooooooo....
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obviously you didnt read my posts
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the bank i work at is in wennings hometown of monmouth beach.
wenning isn't from long branch hes from monmouth beach. go check the habitat site.
he lives in long branch (check "brian gets busy" on the habitatfeildlog). which is right by monmouth beach. so you travel a 1/2 hour out of your way to work at a bank? why not work at one in town?
wenning lives in monmouth beach. long branch skatepark is right near the monmouth beach border on ocean ave. it says "just a few blocks from his house"...it doesn't say anything about the town. check his profile on the habitat site. it doesn't say he lives in long branch on the field log.
and yes i travel a half hour to work at this branch. im a "roving teller." that means i fill in for people who are on vacation or branches with vacancies. ive been working in monmouth beach the past 3 weeks cuz someone just quit. usually my location changes weekly.
FOURS: i do have a GED. i'm going to fairfield university next fall. but i guess im lying about that too...no 17 year old could possibly be starting college. and those requirements are obviously not for the bank i work at as im 17 and i am currently working here. ill post up some proof tonight in this thread. or even better...
1qaz2wsx you seem like you live in the area...come into the wachovia on beach road in monmouth beach sometime before saturday and you will see me working here.
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Why is it hard to believe he works in a bank? who would make up a lie about working at a bank? Obviously these are just people trying to start shit with some bullshit accusations.
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yea im so done with this. if i was gonna make up a lie i would make up something cool. working in a bank and being 17 is not that cool. but ill post up proof tonight just cuz i love to rub shit in peoples faces when they're wrong.
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Why is it hard to believe he works in a bank? who would make up a lie about working at a bank? Obviously these are just people trying to start shit with some bullshit accusations.
if he was lying it would probably be about wenning and his cousin coming into the bank and saying:
A - the habitat video was coming out in a few months.
B - Brian was still on habitat (the cousin)
C- brian was still on habitat (brian)
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from plan b promo dvd to arranging a field trip to the monmouth, NJ bank in three pages... a new landspeed record i believe
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yo johnc, what town do you live in?
spring lake...you?
and kev/max power - go to a wachovia bank and ask how old you have to be to work as a teller if you really care all that much
wenning lives in long branch, you live in spring lake. they are a half hour away from each other, so you are telling me wenning travels a 1/2 hour every time he needs to use the bank? i think someone is lying.
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Why is it hard to believe he works in a bank? who would make up a lie about working at a bank? Obviously these are just people trying to start shit with some bullshit accusations.
if he was lying it would probably be about wenning and his cousin coming into the bank and saying:
A - the habitat video was coming out in a few months.
B - Brian was still on habitat (the cousin)
C- brian was still on habitat (brian)
wenning is still on habitat. where is the proof that hes on plan b? he told me inhabitants was coming out this year but all videos get pushed back. why would i lie about something that i could so easily be called out on? if 1qaz2wsx lives in the area he should come into this bank. i am working in monmouth beach, where wenning lives...so its possible that he would come into the bank here. its not all that unbelievable if you think about it.
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yo johnc, what town do you live in?
spring lake...you?
and kev/max power - go to a wachovia bank and ask how old you have to be to work as a teller if you really care all that much
wenning lives in long branch, you live in spring lake. they are a half hour away from each other, so you are telling me wenning travels a 1/2 hour every time he needs to use the bank? i think someone is lying.
why did you quote that? we already went through this. i live in spring lake, travel a half hour to monmouth beach to work where wenning lives.
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yo johnc, what town do you live in?
spring lake...you?
and kev/max power - go to a wachovia bank and ask how old you have to be to work as a teller if you really care all that much
wenning lives in long branch, you live in spring lake. they are a half hour away from each other, so you are telling me wenning travels a 1/2 hour every time he needs to use the bank? i think someone is lying.
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hahaha nice
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JOHN.. WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU EXPLAING THIS TO THESE FUCKING EMO FAGS... FUCK THEM ALL ..
YOUR FROM JERSEY.. IVE HEARD YOU WORK IN THE BANK, ( I ASKED) ITS TRUE. OK .. BIG FUCKING DEAL
FUCKING ALL THAT EXPLAINING,IF THESE FUCKS GOT A PROBELM TELL EM COME ON DOWN TO THE BANK AND MEET YOU IN THE FUCKING PARKING LOT..
ME AND MY DAD WILL BE GLAD TO SHOW UP !!
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ME AND MY DAD WILL BE GLAD TO SHOW UP !!
what, he has to drive?
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YES HE HAS TO DRIVE ME YOU FUCKING person, IM 16.AND IM NOT TAKING THE TRAIN JUST TO WATCH SOME ASSHOLE FROM A BANK GET SLAPPED AROUND !
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you and your dad are rednecks. shut up already you koon. quit posting IN GOD DAMN CAPS ALREADY.
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shut up already you koon
ok, what the fuck is that supposed to mean??
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HA - Yeah John, sorry i went home, but man seriously fighting on the internet is gay as fuck just ignore it.
On a happier note i'm going to give Rattary, McCrank, some other Zero dude, and Conhuir (can't remember his lastname) some Tosillitus, yeah make sure you speak to them about once they're back in the US/Canada/Ireland and ask who they got it from so you know i'm not lying.
"Why are your glands swollen and you look like shite ?"
"Got Tonsillitus !"
"Where from ?"
"One of John's mates in A/Deen!"
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UMMM, NO DAMIEN ..FUCK YOU .. MATTER FACT , FUCK YOU WITH A AIDS INFESTED DILDO !!!
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you and your dad are rednecks. shut up already you koon. quit posting IN GOD DAMN CAPS ALREADY.
AND YEAH , WHAT THE FUCKS A KOON.. IM NOT BLACK YOU FUCKING DIPSHIT.
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yo johnc, what town do you live in?
spring lake...you?
and kev/max power - go to a wachovia bank and ask how old you have to be to work as a teller if you really care all that much
my bad for getting all these people on your case about that, but i'm from bridgewater. just wanted to find out where the jersey heads on slap are from.
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IM FROM WEST NEW YORK BITCHES BY WAY OF ASBURY PARK
B I T C H !
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who gives a shit.
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Nuke this topic.
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Nuke this topic.
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HA - Yeah John, sorry i went home, but man seriously fighting on the internet is gay as fuck just ignore it.
On a happier note i'm going to give Rattary, McCrank, some other Zero dude, and Conhuir (can't remember his lastname) some Tosillitus, yeah make sure you speak to them about once they're back in the US/Canada/Ireland and ask who they got it from so you know i'm not lying.
"Why are your glands swollen and you look like shite ?"
"Got Tonsillitus !"
"Where from ?"
"One of John's mates in A/Deen!"
how is john?
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who gives a shit.
hahaha burn
yea its all good man i wouldnt have responded to any of them but i was at work and i was bored as shit and fighting with them was pretty fun.
but yea to all you doubters: FUCK YOU 56 GOT MY BACK!
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i can't believe this made it to 5 pages.. dude works in a bank, who the fuck cares enough to argue that? and besides, even if he didn't see him at work all he'd have to do is go to the abc ledges and talk to wenning, so its not all that unbelievable that he asked him about being on plan b. he isn't exactly the hardest to find professional skateboarder, especially if you live that close.
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....SERIOUSLY, how did this make it to 5 pages, it's nothing interesting at all.
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FUCK YOU 56 GOT MY BACK!
Uh, sorry John, but that's like saying that little fucker that played Webster is on your basketball team.
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Uh, sorry John, but that's like saying that little fucker that played Webster is on your basketball team.
*points and laughs at*
that is the funniest thing ive read today, good call Cliche G
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Uh, sorry John, but that's like saying that little fucker that played Webster is on your basketball team.
oh my god.....that was classic.
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Uh, sorry John, but that's like saying that little fucker that played Webster is on your basketball team.
have you read any of my posts on here. it is that hard to figure out i HATE 56. goddamn people say stupid shit.
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but yo seriously that was pretty funny.
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Yeah it was.......it might take you second to figure out who Cliche is here......he is just giving you some shit John C.....he is one of the good ones.
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haha yea i wasnt pissed im just wasted
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haha yea i wasnt pissed im just wasted
FUCK YEA BRO SURFIN THE NET WASTED, SO TITS
(http://leetser.tripod.com/Picture%20Gallery/Andys%20Wasted.jpg)
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O FUCK I WAS SO WASTED I FORGOT TO TURN ON DA MONITER!!
OLOL!
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this is one of the funniest topics ive read.... 5 pages of people crying because that guy said he works in a bank. Thats seriously fucking hilllarious. hahahhahahha
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there is defently a prick involved
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My post was deleted?
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well, you should have known better not to post that goatse pic..
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(http://img45.imageshack.us/img45/927/shittywokyb2.gif)
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there is defently a prick involved
curb your enthusiasm!!
O FUCK I WAS SO WASTED I FORGOT TO TURN ON DA MONITER!!
OLOL!
not funny
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UMMM, NO DAMIEN ..FUCK YOU .. MATTER FACT , FUCK YOU WITH A AIDS INFESTED DILDO !!!
you spelled my name wrong.
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DO YOU REALLY THINK I GIVE A FUCK HOW YOUR NAME IS SPELLED...
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is that a question or statement, guido?
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yo bro if i saw u on the streets and u said that typa guido shit i would whoop you real bad. ITALIAN PRIDE 100% BOOT
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Big sexy = 56inchfakiedubs?
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nah i dont type in ALL CAPS. but your mom does
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you're the equivalent anyway
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56inch really thinks that typing in lowercase letters will disguise his identity?
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ARE YOU FUCKING CRAZY.. DO YOU FUCKS THINK I WOULD NAME MYSELF "BIG SEXY" GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE YOU FUCKING DICKWADS !
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^^^^ Well, you're both shite.
But, come to think of it, I guess you'd have to have had actual sexual relations with someone, whether male or female, to want to call yourself "big sexy", now wouldn't you?
And we all know that you (or your alter ego) are going to make some lame attempt of making fun of me by saying that I'm either homosexual or by making some crude joke about my Mom / girlfriend, so just spare us. Please.
Thanks,
The Management