18!? Well, Pine, if this whole board riding thing doesn't pan out, I'd like to offer you a job as pedo-bait on my hit show "To catch a predator" on Dateline NBC. There's a whole internet out there, full of men who'd like to smash your lil pumpkin to bits and I need to catch them and get them off the streets before they can get off on your sheets. If you'd like to help me, holler back with a PM.
I'm Chris Hansen.