If tomorrow you died, and God said you couldn't come through the gates until you made love to one of his beautiful creatures, and pointed to the two options: a) hell and b) the zoo, what would you do?
Personally, I'd go for the panda. She's probably very sensual and would cuddle in the morning. She'd probably let me ride her to work in the morning, and most guys wouldn't call me a pussy in public anymore. Plus, she probably has the most plowable pussy in the whole Arctic section of the zoo.