my pal's boss had him throw out a bunch of booze and he was gonna leave it under a bridge. i was like 'not so fast, what if people think it's piss? or kids break it?'
so we drove downtown and gave a bottle of rum to a swarthy busker and then we went to a popular panhandling bridge and gave a milk crate full of assorted half bottles of absinthe, vodka and other madness.
give it another hour or 2 and those bums should be getting picked up for some alcohol related crimes but i feel pretty good about making someone's day.