CigaretteBeer suffers through an emotional break-up

[strangefires]

hope you have a shit life, bro

[everypennyfedcar]

COPY AND PASTE WAR!

[CigaretteBeer]

hope you have a shit life, bro

I love my penis and stick it inside of women often.

http://www.3amed.com/

[CigaretteBeer]

    




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[strangefires]

what makes you think i hate my genitals?

[LesbianPUNCH]

Oh my.  That was informative...and gets me to thinking.

Would the post-surgery clit enable you to orgasm like a woman, or is this more of a "look and feel" thing?  If i were to chop up and mash my genitals inside of me, I'd want guaranteed sensitivity.  I kind of want to try this out for a week, if switching back is possible.

[smokecrack]

damn it, cigbeer. i wanted to come check up on you and rawb's romantic escapades and i get this shit. you don't have to drop low blows on strangefires. sometimes it'd be nice as a mature young man to take the high road. oh well. i wonder how rawb's date went tonight?

[strangefires]

Oh my.  That was informative...and gets me to thinking.

Would the post-surgery clit enable you to orgasm like a woman, or is this more of a "look and feel" thing?  If i were to chop up and mash my genitals inside of me, I'd want guaranteed sensitivity.  I kind of want to try this out for a week, if switching back is possible.

In most cases sensitivity remains. FYI those are cheap thai surgeries he posted pics of.
Obviously 'switching back' would not be an option lol

[Prison Wallet]

CigBeer remember how I said it makes you look stupid in an argument to refer to yourself as open minded? It looks even worse when you then turn around and pick on someone's gender identify. That's some bigoted shit right there.

[strangefires]

yeah it's kind of weird. i dont know why cigbeer decides to pick on me specifically.
i dont really have anything against him. his thread was pretty much out of the blue.
i'm not going to assume i know why he's projecting anger towards me, but i do think
it's quite uncharacteristic of him. i'm not going to say anything else about this or about him.

[Wizard Fuck]

^I think you care more about him then he does you.

[strangefires]

Do

^I think you care more about him then he does you.

do you mean to imply that whoever cares least is 'the winner'?
I love you all!

[CigaretteBeer]

CigBeer remember how I said it makes you look stupid in an argument to refer to yourself as open minded? It looks even worse when you then turn around and pick on someone's gender identify. That's some bigoted shit right there.

I actually have nothing against transgendered people as a whole. I'm not concerned with being politically correct and I think it's fair game to poke fun at someone with a gender identity crises when they tell me they would like me to die, wish me a horrible life, etc... I don't subscribe to the belief that people who live alternative lifestyles should be treated with more sympathy and special treatment. I think all people should be treated based upon their actions.

yeah it's kind of weird. i dont know why cigbeer decides to pick on me specifically.
i dont really have anything against him. his thread was pretty much out of the blue.
i'm not going to assume i know why he's projecting anger towards me, but i do think
it's quite uncharacteristic of him. i'm not going to say anything else about this or about him.

I've already told you. You were the biggest asshole on SLAP that I've ever seen. You never contributed one thing to a thread and just harassed people and told them to "stop posting" incessantly. You had a little "shit list" sig of all the people you hate, including me. Why would you expect to be treated with kindness on a forum that is already extremely negative and hateful when you acted in the same exact way, but without humor or wit?

Here's the deal. If you draw me a picture of a dolphin smoking a cigar with a world bubble that says "I'm sorry for being a horrible human being cigbeer" I will never post another negative thing about you.

[CigaretteBeer]

CigBeer remember how I said it makes you look stupid in an argument to refer to yourself as open minded? It looks even worse when you then turn around and pick on someone's gender identify. That's some bigoted shit right there.

Also being open minded has nothing to do with following a set of rules set out by society or any other group of people. You think by me breaking the rules of politically correct internet conduct I'm now a bigot? I have nothing against people who want to take growth hormones to grow tits and lob off their dicks. I honestly do not care what other people do to pursue their own happiness if it's not harming others.


o?pen-mind?ed (pn-mndd)
adj.
Receptive to new and different ideas or the opinions of others. See Synonyms
1.   open-minded - ready to entertain new ideas; "an open-minded curiosity"; "open-minded impartiality"
broad-minded - inclined to respect views and beliefs that differ from your own; "a judge who is broad-minded but even-handed"

bigot [ˈbɪgət]
n
a person who is intolerant of any ideas other than his or her own, esp on religion, politics, or race

[strangefires]

HAHAHA you're still mad about when i posted as mizzark? dude. hahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahhaha

U MAD

U MAD

U MAD

U MAD

[strangefires]

you are a little pussy ass bitch. im sooooo glad that my ridiculous posting sprees hurt you so much
that you're bitter to this day. godamn you're a bitch. hahahahahahahhahahaha

[Schteven]

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CigBeer remember how I said it makes you look stupid in an argument to refer to yourself as open minded? It looks even worse when you then turn around and pick on someone's gender identify. That's some bigoted shit right there.

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Also being open minded has nothing to do with following a set of rules set out by society or any other group of people. You think by me breaking the rules of politically correct internet conduct I'm now a bigot? I have nothing against people who want to take growth hormones to grow tits and lob off their dicks. I honestly do not care what other people do to pursue their own happiness if it's not harming others.


o?pen-mind?ed (pn-mndd)
adj.
Receptive to new and different ideas or the opinions of others. See Synonyms
1.   open-minded - ready to entertain new ideas; "an open-minded curiosity"; "open-minded impartiality"
broad-minded - inclined to respect views and beliefs that differ from your own; "a judge who is broad-minded but even-handed"

bigot [ˈbɪgət]
n
a person who is intolerant of any ideas other than his or her own, esp on religion, politics, or race

So trying to prove in an argument you're right by saying you're open minded is impossible...

[CigaretteBeer]

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CigBeer remember how I said it makes you look stupid in an argument to refer to yourself as open minded? It looks even worse when you then turn around and pick on someone's gender identify. That's some bigoted shit right there.

[close]

Also being open minded has nothing to do with following a set of rules set out by society or any other group of people. You think by me breaking the rules of politically correct internet conduct I'm now a bigot? I have nothing against people who want to take growth hormones to grow tits and lob off their dicks. I honestly do not care what other people do to pursue their own happiness if it's not harming others.


o?pen-mind?ed (pn-mndd)
adj.
Receptive to new and different ideas or the opinions of others. See Synonyms
1.   open-minded - ready to entertain new ideas; "an open-minded curiosity"; "open-minded impartiality"
broad-minded - inclined to respect views and beliefs that differ from your own; "a judge who is broad-minded but even-handed"

bigot [ˈbɪgət]
n
a person who is intolerant of any ideas other than his or her own, esp on religion, politics, or race

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So trying to prove in an argument you're right by saying you're open minded is impossible...

Please explain why this is impossible, rather than make a meaningless statement.

[strangefires]

I don't care to make ammends with you now, cigbeer. you're a fucking kook.
What you have said in this thread is unredeemable.

ps still fucking lolling

[CigaretteBeer]

you are a little pussy ass bitch. im sooooo glad that my ridiculous posting sprees hurt you so much
that you're bitter to this day. godamn you're a bitch. hahahahahahahhahahaha

I'm a "pussy" and a "bitch" when you are the one trying to transform into a fake female? You need to get a new set of insults if you're going to be a tranny. It would take a lot more than the idiocy and name calling you do to actually hurt my feelings. Annoying to me, like you still are? Definitely.

[Schteven]

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CigBeer remember how I said it makes you look stupid in an argument to refer to yourself as open minded? It looks even worse when you then turn around and pick on someone's gender identify. That's some bigoted shit right there.

[close]

Also being open minded has nothing to do with following a set of rules set out by society or any other group of people. You think by me breaking the rules of politically correct internet conduct I'm now a bigot? I have nothing against people who want to take growth hormones to grow tits and lob off their dicks. I honestly do not care what other people do to pursue their own happiness if it's not harming others.


o?pen-mind?ed (pn-mndd)
adj.
Receptive to new and different ideas or the opinions of others. See Synonyms
1.   open-minded - ready to entertain new ideas; "an open-minded curiosity"; "open-minded impartiality"
broad-minded - inclined to respect views and beliefs that differ from your own; "a judge who is broad-minded but even-handed"

bigot [ˈbɪgət]
n
a person who is intolerant of any ideas other than his or her own, esp on religion, politics, or race

[close]

So trying to prove in an argument you're right by saying you're open minded is impossible...

[close]

Please explain why this is impossible, rather than make a meaningless statement.

Proving you're right is kind of like the opposite of being open-minded, and accepting other views.

[Prison Wallet]

Hahaha you're seriously playing the political correctness card for all those demeaning comments towards gender identity? I guess in my mind that's always been a conservative tactic.

Alright CigBeer, you got me... Keep calling yourself open minded and picking on people's gender identity. It's a good look. And keep backing up those claims of being well informed with some cut and pasted definitions.

[strangefires]

comment on gender stuff all you want, it's really entertaining to see you brooding over
some shit i posted 4-5 years ago. do you cry about it? do you have nightmares?

' oh no mizzark is gonna put me on the shitlist oh no '

LMAO

[CigaretteBeer]

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CigBeer remember how I said it makes you look stupid in an argument to refer to yourself as open minded? It looks even worse when you then turn around and pick on someone's gender identify. That's some bigoted shit right there.

[close]

Also being open minded has nothing to do with following a set of rules set out by society or any other group of people. You think by me breaking the rules of politically correct internet conduct I'm now a bigot? I have nothing against people who want to take growth hormones to grow tits and lob off their dicks. I honestly do not care what other people do to pursue their own happiness if it's not harming others.


o?pen-mind?ed (pn-mndd)
adj.
Receptive to new and different ideas or the opinions of others. See Synonyms
1.   open-minded - ready to entertain new ideas; "an open-minded curiosity"; "open-minded impartiality"
broad-minded - inclined to respect views and beliefs that differ from your own; "a judge who is broad-minded but even-handed"

bigot [ˈbɪgət]
n
a person who is intolerant of any ideas other than his or her own, esp on religion, politics, or race

[close]

So trying to prove in an argument you're right by saying you're open minded is impossible...

[close]

Please explain why this is impossible, rather than make a meaningless statement.

[close]

Proving you're right is kind of like the opposite of being open-minded, and accepting other views.

I don't really don't want to insult you, but my god you're a fucking idiot. Being opened minded does not mean you have to accept every single persons beliefs. If by accept you mean tolerate, then yes you should do that to a certain degree. If someone says they believe in magic elves that live in the clouds, is it my duty as an open minded individual to accept what they say is truth and not challenge their beliefs and ask for evidence to back their claims? Proving a point you believe in does not mean you're close minded unless you are not open or tolerant to new ideas. If people didn't believe in things at least on some level humanity would not get very far. If somebody accuses me of being a certain way and I disagree and give them my side of the argument how is that close minded? I'm not really sure what else to say to such a stupid response.

[strangefires]

U MAD U MAD U MAD U MAD U MAD

[CigaretteBeer]

Hahaha you're seriously playing the political correctness card for all those demeaning comments towards gender identity? I guess in my mind that's always been a conservative tactic.

Alright CigBeer, you got me... Keep calling yourself open minded and picking on people's gender identity. It's a good look. And keep backing up those claims of being well informed with some cut and pasted definitions.

I'm not playing any card. I just simply do not feel I'm wrong and that poking fun at someone's gender identity is off limits. If you think I'm a dick and it's wrong I can live with that. We simply do not agree.

Again with the open minded remarks. I simply use those words because that is the way I form my opinions. There is nothing in the definition of being open minded about humor boundaries. Yeah, and sorry about the copy and paste. I've just been having a hard time memorizing definitions from the dictionary.

comment on gender stuff all you want, it's really entertaining to see you brooding over
some shit i posted 4-5 years ago. do you cry about it? do you have nightmares?

' oh no mizzark is gonna put me on the shitlist oh no '

LMAO

No, you're putting far too much self importance on yourself, or just pretending to do this to try and switch things so it looks like you're the one with the upper hand and I'm actually hurt. I simply think you're an annoyance. Someone brought up how you were going through things to change your sex and I thought it would be interesting and funny to post a topic about it because you acted very arrogant and rude on here, but really you were just bummed you had a cock all along.

[strangefires]

you're an impressive human being, cigbeer. an impressive human being, indeed.

[Schteven]

I don't really don't want to insult you, but my god you're a fucking idiot. Being opened minded does not mean you have to accept every single persons beliefs. If by accept you mean tolerate, then yes you should do that to a certain degree. If someone says they believe in magic elves that live in the clouds, is it my duty as an open minded individual to accept what they say is truth and not challenge their beliefs and ask for evidence to back their claims? Proving a point you believe in does not mean you're close minded unless you are not open or tolerant to new ideas. If people didn't believe in things at least on some level humanity would not get very far. If somebody accuses me of being a certain way and I disagree and give them my side of the argument how is that close minded? I'm not really sure what else to say to such a stupid response.

K, that makes sense. You win.

[smokecrack]

i don't get how someone as kooky as cigbeer (who's stuck in a time machine/doesn't skate) has such a high rep, but the true renegades like cotg, rawb, gips and tate have such low ones? whoever's behind the slap pal grading system is fuckin up big time. the gatekeepers need to be revaluated. the power is in the wrong hands! no one set of pals should have all that power!

[strangefires]

rep is for fags. do away with it, and i guaruntee the entire forum dynamic changes
immensely.