Author Topic: Funny Myspace/Live Journal Pictures (Read 1435257 times)

brooklyn brawler · « **Reply #2460 on:** January 06, 2007, 06:09:52 PM »

Quote from: bornkiller on January 06, 2007, 04:20:43 PM

he gets all the pussy

True story.

A friend of mine was working at Blockbuster, when Corey came in. Corey demanded to rent a PS2. There weren't any PS2's in the store, but my friend suggested he'd call Corey when one does come in. Corey caused a bit of a fit, and stormed out.

Well, a few hours later, a PS2 arrived, so my friend called Corey. Corey then rushed back to the store in a fuss, ready with a credit card; not even taking it out of the wallet, it was still in his hand while in the car. My friend looked at the wallet and said, "You're not Margaret?"

"No, that's my mom's."
"Should we call her?"
"I'm fucking Corey Haim!"
"Then why are you using your mom's credit card?"
"She's my manager, man. All finances go through her."
"Whatever. That'll be $15.49"

jrock · « **Reply #2461 on:** January 06, 2007, 07:21:35 PM »

i saw that guy on tv recently, and he looks to be pushing 300 pounds. Karma's a bitch...

Diesel · « **Reply #2462 on:** January 06, 2007, 07:25:22 PM »

mabey he should pick up his crack habit again

mungojerry · « **Reply #2463 on:** January 06, 2007, 08:41:34 PM »

Recently my Cousin has had a relationship With this 40 year old Woman, That's right, 40 years old. He's 18 at the moment.
Anyway, This woman was originally from France and Sold/did Heroin there,
Shes even written songs About it that she puts on her Myspace.

He's a talented musician And I hope this Whore isnt getting him on a blow habit.

Mentos · « **Reply #2464 on:** January 06, 2007, 08:46:07 PM »

Bitch looks like that girl from the exorcist

trent steel · « **Reply #2465 on:** January 06, 2007, 08:48:58 PM »

Quote from: mungojerry on January 06, 2007, 08:41:34 PM

Recently my Cousin has had a relationship With this 40 year old Woman, That's right, 40 years old. He's 18 at the moment.
Anyway, This woman was originally from France and Sold/did Heroin there,
Shes even written songs About it that she puts on her Myspace.

He's a talented musician And I hope this Whore isnt getting him on a blow habit.

he probably has VD now, sucks for him.

Guile · « **Reply #2466 on:** January 06, 2007, 08:51:00 PM »

i thought the guy in the safety helmet was your cousin.....jesus christ...

mungojerry · « **Reply #2467 on:** January 06, 2007, 08:52:17 PM »

She's pretty much the equivalent Of those skagged out looking whores You see in France that are obsessed with There looks and being "Arty". She wears a Barout And Is always smoking

Alexactly · « **Reply #2468 on:** January 06, 2007, 08:57:17 PM »

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=105708216

sebastian toombs · « **Reply #2469 on:** January 06, 2007, 09:45:43 PM »

Quote from: mungojerry on January 06, 2007, 08:52:17 PM

She's pretty much the equivalent Of those skagged out looking whores You see in France that are obsessed with There looks and being "Arty". She wears a Barout And Is always smoking

does she have hairy pits?

mungojerry · « **Reply #2470 on:** January 06, 2007, 09:48:24 PM »

Yes.
Pretty much a bald-headed lesbian

Bill · « **Reply #2471 on:** January 06, 2007, 09:54:25 PM »

Sacred Smoke · « **Reply #2472 on:** January 07, 2007, 02:01:50 AM »

The caption reads: raverz bitchhhh

Sacred Smoke · « **Reply #2473 on:** January 07, 2007, 02:21:25 AM »

This guy is actually a cool fella. I'm not lying.

Bruce Wayne · « **Reply #2474 on:** January 07, 2007, 07:21:26 AM »

Quote from: mungojerry on January 06, 2007, 09:48:24 PM

Yes.
Pretty much a bald-headed lesbian

your cousin is that desperate?

mungojerry · « **Reply #2475 on:** January 07, 2007, 11:37:28 AM »

Quote from: Bruce Wayne on January 07, 2007, 07:21:26 AM

Quote from: mungojerry on January 06, 2007, 09:48:24 PM
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Yes.
Pretty much a bald-headed lesbian
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your cousin is that desperate?

No, The relationship Isnt really a sexual thing.
He thinks of this lady As more of a different mom. Someone to give him guidance.
Shes got him On a chain pretty much.
BTW Hes had some really hot girlfriends before.

E.l.G · « **Reply #2476 on:** January 07, 2007, 02:33:03 PM »

Quote from: mungojerry on January 07, 2007, 11:37:28 AM

Quote from: Bruce Wayne on January 07, 2007, 07:21:26 AM
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Quote from: mungojerry on January 06, 2007, 09:48:24 PM
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Yes.
Pretty much a bald-headed lesbian
[close]

your cousin is that desperate?
[close]
BTW Hes had some really hot girlfriends before.

Lest we thought any worse of your cousin.

Duffy · « **Reply #2477 on:** January 07, 2007, 04:54:40 PM »

Peter · « **Reply #2478 on:** January 07, 2007, 05:13:54 PM »

This picture in itself isn't funny, but one of the comments is..

"Mayne you are black as shiiit holla!"

Peter · « **Reply #2479 on:** January 07, 2007, 05:20:30 PM »

lurking on myspace never gets old..

bentmode · « **Reply #2480 on:** January 07, 2007, 05:54:28 PM »

would someone please give dustin montie a neck.

brooklyn brawler · « **Reply #2481 on:** January 07, 2007, 06:09:58 PM »

Myspace has totally saved D-Money's career.

kev · « **Reply #2482 on:** January 07, 2007, 06:27:17 PM »

A Spy t-shirt?

Mentos · « **Reply #2483 on:** January 07, 2007, 06:41:01 PM »

brooklyn brawler · « **Reply #2484 on:** January 07, 2007, 06:44:56 PM »

Rod Ferens?

golgo13 · « **Reply #2485 on:** January 07, 2007, 06:45:01 PM »

he must drink a sixer of dew a day.

brooklyn brawler · « **Reply #2486 on:** January 07, 2007, 06:51:50 PM »

Brandon · « **Reply #2487 on:** January 07, 2007, 07:09:34 PM »

mikefork · « **Reply #2488 on:** January 07, 2007, 07:10:45 PM »

that facial expression suits her well

Sacred Smoke · « **Reply #2489 on:** January 07, 2007, 07:26:14 PM »

Quote from: Mentos on January 07, 2007, 06:41:01 PM

Bahahahah holy shit. Thank you so much.

Author Topic: Funny Myspace/Live Journal Pictures (Read 1435257 times)

brooklyn brawler

jrock

Diesel

mungojerry

trent steel

mungojerry

sebastian toombs

mungojerry

Sacred Smoke

Sacred Smoke

mungojerry

E.l.G

brooklyn brawler

brooklyn brawler

golgo13

brooklyn brawler

mikefork

Sacred Smoke