--last summer my girlfriend slept over and and she had her friends coke in her bag, once she fell asleep i sniffed it all....i still havent payed her back and i feel kinda scummy about it
--in 10th grade this kid i didnt like bought a new bong with all his birthday money, the day after his birthday i walked into his house and stole it
--i am pretty addicted to pain killers, but i think its fucking pathetic when people bitch about being sick when they dont have any
--i guess i am addicted to weed, i have tried to quit but it never works. i feel like such a faggot saying im addicted to weed though cuz everyone knows that weed isnt addicting and i always make fun of kids who say 'ughhh im so addicted man'
--when i used to deliver pizzas for this place i wouldnt sign out the delivery and i would just throw away the slips a few times a night. this way i would bring in 80 to 100 dollars extra everynight and i never got caught
--this guy owed me 80 dollars for drugs and he wasnt answering his phone and wouldnt answer his door when i went to his house. i finally saw him and he told me i had to suck his dick to get the money and then he called my girlfriend a cunt. the night before i went on a trip to florida i slashed all his tires
--last winter i was at skaters edge and some little kid bought a new complete, it was an alien workshop with koston indys and popwar wheels. he left it under a table all night and i threw my sweatshirt over that shit and walked right out
--i lost my virginity to this fucking super nasty girl named erica when i was in 8th grade, it was so disgusting and i pretended i busted my nut after like 2 minutes just so i could peace out. i remember riding my bike home and i was so dissapointed in myself, now that im thinking about it i still am dissapointed
--last year in gym this nerdy kid put his ipod in his backpack and looked at his friend and said 'i hope nobody steals it'. he then tried to stuff it into his locker but it wouldnt fit so he just left it on top of the locker. once he left the locker room i took his ipod out of his backpack and put it into some random nasty shoe and tossed it in the corner. later that day i went back and got my new ipod
--last summer some douche bag at a party stole a pair of high hair dunk lows out of my car. luckily for me his girlfriend is a pill fiend and i told her if she stole my shoes back id give her a pill, i got my shoes and she didnt get a pill
--i lit my bestfriend on fire in the 5th grade. he had this giant bubble on his arm and we told my mom he fell skating. my moms a nurse i dunno how we pulled that one off
--when i worked at this hockey rink i used to steal all these really espensive hockey sticks from the high school team and sell them back to kids on the same team
--i used to beat off at work all the time, it was so boring i had nothing else to do
--in 8th grade i was skating and some bitch threw powerade all over me. i was eating burger at the time and i spit the biggest nastiest meat and cheese loogie right in her face.
--in like 6th grade i took this biggest shit of my life at the skatepark and it wouldnt flush, somebody was knocking on the door so i opened the window unlocked the door and jumped out the window. ive always thought that was funny
--i talk a lot of shit about most of my friends except for one of them. i guess i could call him my only real friend
--i used to think eating pussy was so awkward, now i like it
--i tried to finger my girls ass last night, she wasnt really having it.....ill eventually do it though cuz i could tell she was contemplating
i dont know if these are really confessions or not. i kind of just said a bucnh of things that ive stolen, i dont really feel like a scumbag though