Once, after a date in which Winnie let me get to 2nd base but wouldn\'t let me slide in 3rd, I sat outside her house, sore and thinking. Mrs. Cooper had forgotten to draw her shades, and got undressed right before my eyes. There I sat, masturbating over Winnie\'s mother lotioning herself up before bed. She turned at the window, and I was unsure if I had been discovered. Frightened, I ejaculated on the side panels of the Cooper residence and raced home on my bicycle. I didn\'t figure out until several months later, that Mrs. Cooper did indeed see me, but found it rather \"flattering\". Afterwards, she winked at me, and continued to prepare supper.