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Skateboarding => PHOTOS/VIDEO => Topic started by: donnie_murdo on February 26, 2007, 06:12:20 AM
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Yep it's what the title says
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o0wEfn1gX1E&NR
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woah
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i get to jacking off the gays like i'm beating my meat?
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^i just spoofed bubbler water all over my desk from laughing so hard
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(http://i12.tinypic.com/30k7ehf.jpg)
Yes!
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hey Kelch, if you don't get money from Venture you should show them that ad! you can't be pro rider for life and not get paid!
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cheazy-e guest edit. siick
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Welcome back Kelch!
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hell yea.
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i wonder if he put this on youtube specifically for the slap boards
skating was good but i wasnt feeling the rhymes
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leave the rapping to the rappers and the skating to the skaters.
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Yes James,
fucking have it...
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Fuck yeah Kelch.....good stuff.
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keep it up son
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i get to jacking off the gays like i'm beating my meat?
Not "gays"... its "guage".. like a shot gun.
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i didnt put this here. my little friend from sessions made it. and im real suprised yall didnt rip my old ass and tell me how wack i am. thank you. its just the beggining. my old body feals better every time i skate. dear god help me.
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congrats on not getting super fat....
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i didnt put this here. my little friend from sessions made it. and im real suprised yall didnt rip my old ass and tell me how wack i am. thank you. its just the beggining. my old body feals better every time i skate. dear god help me.
That was sick! you need to come out west out to sac! sanch has been ripping latley too!
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sure, when I have time. to much studying, tests, and now job interviews.
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i didnt put this here. my little friend from sessions made it. and im real suprised yall didnt rip my old ass and tell me how wack i am. thank you. its just the beggining. my old body feals better every time i skate. dear god help me.
whatever dude, you're still the only person who skates that mini bank and you rip it.
who was it that did the backlip to bs 5050? It didn't look like you.
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i get to jacking off the gays like i'm beating my meat
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fuck off with that gay shit you dorks. listen better and i wont have to speak up. and that was me doing the lip. its all i got. JACKING OFF THE GAUGE LIKE IM BEATING MY MEAT! thats how we do.
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i get to jacking off the gays like i'm beating my meat?
Not "gays"... its "guage".. like a shot gun.
yeah no shit, that play on words is kind of what makes it funny, you know?
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i know. i find it quite funny myself. but it was already said. i was looking for some new shit.
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I clearly hear "gays".
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keep it up kelch! best back lipslide in the biz!
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yo bench nerd. thank you. and im starting ti think buy the way kids talk on here that you are somebody i might know. who are you?
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i went back and checked it out. your right! i totally hear the word gays come out of my mouth. hmmmm!
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i went back and checked it out. your right! i totally hear the word gays come out of my mouth. hmmmm!
You made it a hot line, but you should totally make it a hot song.
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i went back and checked it out. your right! i totally hear the word gays come out of my mouth. hmmmm!
and you got a pink board with pink wheels, is there something you wanna tell us homie? ha.
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yo slumper . you know how i do with the crazy colored boards! anwser this question slumper. why do i ride thos eweird colored boards and wheels and put all those words in paint on my grip? give me an anwser slumper. you might get those wheels i owe you.
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hustlin' fags me out too.
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The only trick in there I couldn't have done was the back lip fifty.
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funny thing is. no one cares what tricks you can do. go skate and shut your bitch mouth. wheres your footy loser. yeah! your cool. you dissed me. your so dope. i wish i could do all your tricks.
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I'm not dissing you. You being offended by what I said is, in fact, a diss to me. Now, I'd like an pology.
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Goddamnit kev, just fuck off.
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i dont get offended . i just wonder why anyone would even care to say that. if i watched some footy of you, i would never say that, i might of a long time ago. but now im just happy kids skate and have fun. i would tell you keep up the good work kid, and buy you a snickers at the park.im just happy to be skating again, and my little buddy thought it would be cool to post the footy. its not like im trying to film some sick ass part for the masses. i know i suck, im 36 and have no expectations of being the best. i just wanna have fun on my board and help other people do the same. come skate with me one day. i know you would have a lot of fun. your friend kelch!
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kelch will never suck and I seriously doubt kev has double flips on lock.
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I was just playin' guys. I can't do any of that shit. But did Kelch undergo a personality change?
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i dont get offended . i just wonder why anyone would even care to say that. if i watched some footy of you, i would never say that, i might of a long time ago. but now im just happy kids skate and have fun. i would tell you keep up the good work kid, and buy you a snickers at the park.im just happy to be skating again, and my little buddy thought it would be cool to post the footy. its not like im trying to film some sick ass part for the masses. i know i suck, im 36 and have no expectations of being the best. i just wanna have fun on my board and help other people do the same. come skate with me one day. i know you would have a lot of fun. your friend kelch!
wow
i cant believe i just read that
i had to make sure it was you
kids are soooooooooooooooooooooooo fukkkin safe on this bitch
thats all i gotta say
that kev kid would be crying still do this day if he came out the mouth like that in the flesh back in the day
shit even lil stevie or geez woulda sikkked em for ya
word to kelchmonster
shut them haters down with the reformed mental
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Shut up Sheff, like you've never talked bullshit to get a rise out of someone on here.
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never
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i have major mood swings. today it nis sunny and nice out. im as happy as i could be. and yes i have changed mentally. i lost what i loved. and know i have it back. that would make anyone happy. rem waht i once said. (i dont know yoy but i love you) and dont take any of this the wrong way. i still let t-dogs have iwhen they need it, and i still battle when the time is right. you guys have fun today. i will. ill have the little dude put up some more footy soon. and then we can go through all this again. I LOVE IT!
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Honestly dude, I don't have an answer for why you ride the kinds of set ups you do. It's rad, and most people definitely couldn't pull it off. Wait, I remember you had pink on your fingernails one day and you told that bitch in Angel's that you could do that because you were from Frisco. So you have crazy set ups cuz you're from Frisco. It's supposed to be sunny and in the 50's on Friday. I don't have to work or anything, you should come out and skate.
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wrong answer slumper. no wheels for you. i do it cause it always makes the girs happy. lol. why else ya big dork.
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damnit
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god damn it! Kelch loves the kids you bastards! We all grow up and mature. Fool always rips!
Hey Kelch, not sure if you hanging with them car dudes anymore but if you happen to see any cheap muscle cars for sale, holla! I just had a tight ass 69 mustang with a 289 but painted and sold it. Shit was butter and I miss that bitch. Fools aint knowing about muscle cars!
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what you need sanch. theres all kinds of trash out here with cars. ill look around for ya!
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Jeah, a late sixties Camaro would be nice. Out here them shits go for 5G's just for a rolling chassy w/ a beat up body. So I imagine if I had one running, throw some centerlines on it, and throw the cheapest one stage on it w/ buff-Whhhheeewwww! That's $15 grand in a day. $20 if I wanted to sit on it for a sec.
I think I got paint poisoning last night. We was using a clear w/ hardener and my boy ran out of paint but the rest of the paint was in my gravity gun. I couldn't find an immediate spot to stabilize the gun while prying off the cap so I tried to do it with the gun in my hand and since my cup was filled clear went everywher, it was all me and I didn't realize it was on me till it dried up and got sticky. Went home ate dinner and couldn't sleep. Fools still up and don't even think I can sleep now. Shit sucks!
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damn, it's like a emb/slap revival up in here.
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Please tell me a rumor is not true... effort guest board? say it aint so Kelch... I got your back you know that but not on this one... I hate that shit with a passion all these fake as Cincy fools trying to make a name in our city... These fucks aint even from here.. Dave Coyne- are you kidding me I mean I guess I am a hater but I had never seen a Coyne board in the Nati and it was a great thing now they are everywhere... We see through this bullshit you may be able to fool the kids but not the OG's get this shit the fuck outta here.
Bring Back Solid please... Anything that is not backed by the same guy ruining all these parks here...
I am just a hater!!!!!!
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Doug did the graphic so it's really good, and James is gonna get paid, so I'll remain indifferent on it.
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i like billy, we skate everyday, he asked me, i said yes. who are you anyway. and as you well know i do what i want when i want. i see these guys helping kids with boards and shit all the time. whats so wrong with that. where all in this together. and as you see i use my real name. where as you used a fake one. i dont even know who im talking to . so this makes no sense.there boards are ok, im riding one now. dont be mad. maybe someday you can get a guest board too, lol.whats with all the hating, you niggas kill me. it was an honor just to be asked to have one. what i should of said no because im some big timer? i aint shit. just another old dude on a board. but the kids still love me, and wait for me at the park, they get hyped as soon as i walk through the door. we skate and have fun all day. maybe you should come, might make you a happier person. ill even give you one of my boards. well you prob dont want it, cause you a hater. keep up the good work, im sure there will be plenty of things for you to hate on in the future. rem all the natti hats and clothes i would wear. thats cause im a fake and i hate the natti!
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OR I COULD JUST SAY. I NEED THE MONEY AND THE BOARDS. IM A BROKE 36 YEAR OLD MAN ON A BOARD. I AINT GOT SHIT.
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Please tell me a rumor is not true... effort guest board? say it aint so Kelch... I got your back you know that but not on this one... I hate that shit with a passion all these fake as Cincy fools trying to make a name in our city... These fucks aint even from here.. Dave Coyne- are you kidding me I mean I guess I am a hater but I had never seen a Coyne board in the Nati and it was a great thing now they are everywhere... We see through this bullshit you may be able to fool the kids but not the OG's get this shit the fuck outta here.
Bring Back Solid please......
I am just a hater!!!!!!
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i aint shit. just another old dude on a board. but the kids still love me, and wait for me at the park, they get hyped as soon as i walk through the door. we skate and have fun all day.
Haha, youre like how Ken McGuire was back in the day when he would come down, skate and kick it with RJ...and I guess I'm like RJ now. HAHA!
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kelch is for certain
a
SKATEGRO
respect
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we need another star bank session to get the love back in order. Too bad XL's out in Portland though.
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I WAS BEAING SARCASTIC. ILL NEVER BE LIKE KEN MAGUIRE, I HATE THAT FAG. IM PISSED. THRES A DIFF BETWEEN PIMPS AND BITCHES. QAND IM THE ONE SMAKIN THE HOES AROUNG HERE. MAINE!
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bueno
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No one can judge Kelch for something he did regarding a guest board.
Kelch had hella Natti pride forever. During days when dudes would come
out of nowhere and forget where they really came from and got on some
frisco shit, Kelch pretty much ran frisco shit and wasn't ashamed of his home
town like a lot of them fakes. This fool was on some "I'm from Natti, WHAT!"
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SFTC! FRISCO TO THE NATTI. NATTI! WHAT! MARKS!
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Sanchez- except if you were from the Nati you maybe as bummed as me. Can you imagine if you had a guest board on say 1031 with Chad Knight or Svitak I would be hella bummed at you too. I am just saying the older we all get the more scrutinized our choices get, fuck Kelch is about to blow up with Turf he doesn't need for another fuck to make money off of him..
Plus Kelch knows me and I got his back, but man if Ned was here he would be clowning...
Why not a Trifecta model with Kelch and Drake Jones? Maybe a Dill SofaKing deck too..
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yo your right. but they aint gonna make no money off this, and neither am i. we willsee what happens. hope everything turns out ok.