Underknowledge hands down
I'm 34
2001- tore my right ankle ligaments doing a fs blunt on a flat bar and trying to stand it up like a ledge, stuck, crunch
2003- dragged my left ankle (caught my toes on the ground and overextended it down) warming up doing a nollie fs lip on a flat bar as a kid (who is dead now, was murdered in 2007) asked me for rolling papers mid trick
2009- fell off industrial racking while working (on my fucked up ankle) fell onto a coil of steel hitting my let hip and my head, insane concussion spent a weekend in the hospital and had short term memory loss and failed 2 course in college after always being able to pull b average without much effort
2004- tore my acl, and mcl kick flipping a shitty 8 stair that I had already landed but dragged my hand, board got caught up between my legs and i put my foot down and my knee exploded, the moment I did this, i was never the same on my board.
2009- summer. nollie flip on flat ground during a game of skate, front foot landed on the tip of my nose, then slipped forward, and i ran my own foot over with my board. tore ligaments, out of 5-6 months
2010- fakei bs nose grind on a ledge with too much wax, slip out, get my toes stuck in a crack and re destroy my left ankle again. I rolled it pretty bad a few times between, but this was a good one.
2014 dislocate my hip, the absolute most uncomfortable thing I have ever done. I am just starting to feel ok now.
so, I am basically just not feeling old injuries because new ones are hurting more. I love skateboarding.