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[pugmaster]

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Only your US fried ass brains will withstand the logical onslaught that is arguing nature loving, conservation, prehistorical human societies and biologist humanity in favour of a dude that's out there blasting off high-end automated fire arms from the bed of his unfiltered, gasoline engine truck. I'm gonna love watching any one of you clueless dumbasses try and eat the meat of the ram that's in his insta story. Animal looks full grown and healthy. Eating your literal hats will be easier than the muscle of that mountain machine that would obliterate any one of you, especially spindly gangly ass Geoff, in a fair fight. Bitch ass cowards. There is ten times more honour in raising your own pig and looking it in the eye when you slaughter it than there is in driving your truck into nature and shooting a wild animal with a fucking gun from a half mile away.

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It is odd that they have had edible underwear for decades but I have never heard of edible hats being sold on a large commercial scale.

Looks like a restaurant in a Texas mex chain has a version.
https://www.thedrum.com/news/2022/12/21/nacho-average-hat-chiquito-bows-viral-pressure-and-creates-edible-sombrero

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Brian Downey makes the best hats to eat.

THIS IS WHAT I AM TALKING ABOUT!!! Hell yeah, what a great end of 2023. 2024 we eating hats, no cap.

[Troubadour26]

epic page here. Thanks Pals

[blurst_of_times]

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Only your US fried ass brains will withstand the logical onslaught that is arguing nature loving, conservation, prehistorical human societies and biologist humanity in favour of a dude that's out there blasting off high-end automated fire arms from the bed of his unfiltered, gasoline engine truck. I'm gonna love watching any one of you clueless dumbasses try and eat the meat of the ram that's in his insta story. Animal looks full grown and healthy. Eating your literal hats will be easier than the muscle of that mountain machine that would obliterate any one of you, especially spindly gangly ass Geoff, in a fair fight. Bitch ass cowards. There is ten times more honour in raising your own pig and looking it in the eye when you slaughter it than there is in driving your truck into nature and shooting a wild animal with a fucking gun from a half mile away.

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It is odd that they have had edible underwear for decades but I have never heard of edible hats being sold on a large commercial scale.

Looks like a restaurant in a Texas mex chain has a version.
https://www.thedrum.com/news/2022/12/21/nacho-average-hat-chiquito-bows-viral-pressure-and-creates-edible-sombrero

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CrHar9tIM_z/?igsh=amJvMTV0Nm9vYzIz

[håkanhellström]

Geoff Rowley: https://www.instagram.com/reel/C1Z3yoXJ3xR/?igsh=MTd2azNueGJnbjB2Zg==

I get heavy dad vibes

[Gray Imp Sausage Metal]

I’ll be the first to hate on post-vegan Rowley, but did Fat Bill just cop his first RATM album or something?

[backside_reacharound]

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Only your US fried ass brains will withstand the logical onslaught that is arguing nature loving, conservation, prehistorical human societies and biologist humanity in favour of a dude that's out there blasting off high-end automated fire arms from the bed of his unfiltered, gasoline engine truck. I'm gonna love watching any one of you clueless dumbasses try and eat the meat of the ram that's in his insta story. Animal looks full grown and healthy. Eating your literal hats will be easier than the muscle of that mountain machine that would obliterate any one of you, especially spindly gangly ass Geoff, in a fair fight. Bitch ass cowards. There is ten times more honour in raising your own pig and looking it in the eye when you slaughter it than there is in driving your truck into nature and shooting a wild animal with a fucking gun from a half mile away.

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It is odd that they have had edible underwear for decades but I have never heard of edible hats being sold on a large commercial scale.

Looks like a restaurant in a Texas mex chain has a version.
https://www.thedrum.com/news/2022/12/21/nacho-average-hat-chiquito-bows-viral-pressure-and-creates-edible-sombrero

that micro sized cup of salsa can go fuck itself

[goeatsomefriedbread]

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Only your US fried ass brains will withstand the logical onslaught that is arguing nature loving, conservation, prehistorical human societies and biologist humanity in favour of a dude that's out there blasting off high-end automated fire arms from the bed of his unfiltered, gasoline engine truck. I'm gonna love watching any one of you clueless dumbasses try and eat the meat of the ram that's in his insta story. Animal looks full grown and healthy. Eating your literal hats will be easier than the muscle of that mountain machine that would obliterate any one of you, especially spindly gangly ass Geoff, in a fair fight. Bitch ass cowards. There is ten times more honour in raising your own pig and looking it in the eye when you slaughter it than there is in driving your truck into nature and shooting a wild animal with a fucking gun from a half mile away.

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It is odd that they have had edible underwear for decades but I have never heard of edible hats being sold on a large commercial scale.

Looks like a restaurant in a Texas mex chain has a version.
https://www.thedrum.com/news/2022/12/21/nacho-average-hat-chiquito-bows-viral-pressure-and-creates-edible-sombrero

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Brian Downey makes the best hats to eat.

These are amazing

[TheLurper]

[Síota]

Not gonna lie if some place served these that I walk into,  I'd be that annoying cunt and order one and sing this over and over

[Gab]

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For a lot of ppl, what you mentioned aren't morally justifiable.

To me, the concept that one "loves" nature and then goes out there solely to destroy a major part of what defines it is asinine.

He doesn't need to participate in it for sustenance. Doesn't he live in the O.C. suburbs?

If you want to kill living creatures, just say you want to kill living creatures, so we can all see you for the complete psychopath you are. Miss me with the you-love-nature shit.

He realized he couldn't handle conquering skate spots anymore so he just transitioned to getting his jollies and sense of worth from conquering animals.

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I'm pretty sure he's just in it for all the brokeback mtn stuff hunters get up to out in the wilderness

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Nothing wrong with that either

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He just like me fr

[manysnakes]

Only your US fried ass brains will withstand the logical onslaught that is arguing nature loving, conservation, prehistorical human societies and biologist humanity in favour of a dude that's out there blasting off high-end automated fire arms from the bed of his unfiltered, gasoline engine truck. I'm gonna love watching any one of you clueless dumbasses try and eat the meat of the ram that's in his insta story. Animal looks full grown and healthy. Eating your literal hats will be easier than the muscle of that mountain machine that would obliterate any one of you, especially spindly gangly ass Geoff, in a fair fight. Bitch ass cowards. There is ten times more honour in raising your own pig and looking it in the eye when you slaughter it than there is in driving your truck into nature and shooting a wild animal with a fucking gun from a half mile away.

Epic bro

[GrayCellGreen]

Only your US fried ass brains will withstand the logical onslaught that is arguing nature loving, conservation, prehistorical human societies and biologist humanity in favour of a dude that's out there blasting off high-end automated fire arms from the bed of his unfiltered, gasoline engine truck. I'm gonna love watching any one of you clueless dumbasses try and eat the meat of the ram that's in his insta story. Animal looks full grown and healthy. Eating your literal hats will be easier than the muscle of that mountain machine that would obliterate any one of you, especially spindly gangly ass Geoff, in a fair fight. Bitch ass cowards. There is ten times more honour in raising your own pig and looking it in the eye when you slaughter it than there is in driving your truck into nature and shooting a wild animal with a fucking gun from a half mile away.

You should start a new thread for these spicy takes , I'd love to hear more.

[SatanicPanic]

Who cares. I don’t think someone should have to stick to their20s lifestyle choices forever. And vegans are annoying. I don’t care how my meat died. You guys are too serious.

[Shtonk]

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Only your US fried ass brains will withstand the logical onslaught that is arguing nature loving, conservation, prehistorical human societies and biologist humanity in favour of a dude that's out there blasting off high-end automated fire arms from the bed of his unfiltered, gasoline engine truck. I'm gonna love watching any one of you clueless dumbasses try and eat the meat of the ram that's in his insta story. Animal looks full grown and healthy. Eating your literal hats will be easier than the muscle of that mountain machine that would obliterate any one of you, especially spindly gangly ass Geoff, in a fair fight. Bitch ass cowards. There is ten times more honour in raising your own pig and looking it in the eye when you slaughter it than there is in driving your truck into nature and shooting a wild animal with a fucking gun from a half mile away.

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You should start a new thread for these spicy takes , I'd love to hear more.

don't get greedy, you're gonna have to keep scouring the board for my little easter egg meltdowns. until then: https://www.vaispine.com/our-practice/about-dr-depalma/articles/regrowing-spines/

[Chickenparmesan]

Who cares. I don’t think someone should have to stick to their20s lifestyle choices forever. And vegans are annoying. I don’t care how my meat died. You guys are too serious.

[Gray Imp Sausage Metal]

Who cares. I don’t think someone should have to stick to their20s lifestyle choices forever. And vegans are annoying. I don’t care how my meat died. You guys are too serious.

right? That’s why I reverted to eating dog meat, such an abundant source in my neighborhood alone

[radcunt]

Let’s just agree hunting is fucked in the head stuff and move on


How’s J Casanova been goin on the socials?

[SatanicPanic]

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Who cares. I don’t think someone should have to stick to their20s lifestyle choices forever. And vegans are annoying. I don’t care how my meat died. You guys are too serious.

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right? That’s why I reverted to eating dog meat, such an abundant source in my neighborhood alone

Sure dude, eating dogs is the same as saying there’s no difference between hunting and eating factory slaughtered animals.

[Burt Ward]

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Who cares. I don’t think someone should have to stick to their20s lifestyle choices forever. And vegans are annoying. I don’t care how my meat died. You guys are too serious.

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I'm not vegan, but people who make their personalty about smoking meats etc, are ten times more annoying than the most annoying vegan.

[SatanicPanic]

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Who cares. I don’t think someone should have to stick to their20s lifestyle choices forever. And vegans are annoying. I don’t care how my meat died. You guys are too serious.

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I'm not vegan, but people who make their personalty about smoking meats etc, are ten times more annoying than the most annoying vegan.

I agree they’re annoying and maybe even more than vegans but occasionally they want to share some good food. So there’s that. If a vegan offers me food I’m usually expecting a lame experience. Like don’t get me wrong I think they’re trying to be moral and that’s commendable. But vegan food is terrible.

[augustmoon]

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Who cares. I don’t think someone should have to stick to their20s lifestyle choices forever. And vegans are annoying. I don’t care how my meat died. You guys are too serious.

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I'm not vegan, but people who make their personalty about smoking meats etc, are ten times more annoying than the most annoying vegan.

Why do you care?

[DISTANT RUMOURS]

For anyone who wants to buy some Lord Williams gear and check the site:

https://lordwilliams.io/?fbclid=PAAaayEbImuqN2HXFROSpTWs5UnFJ4K15MAik1iOPmAkI_-KU4bQ9pjTV88Nc_aem_AaHTNyUKRgsbHPeKF5_UB0K4iXTspcePSJOkKHKy_xPILTqyCTRnhNhA65zXU_xUSSI

Even worse than I thought

[Shtonk]

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Who cares. I don’t think someone should have to stick to their20s lifestyle choices forever. And vegans are annoying. I don’t care how my meat died. You guys are too serious.

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I'm not vegan, but people who make their personalty about smoking meats etc, are ten times more annoying than the most annoying vegan.

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I agree they’re annoying and maybe even more than vegans but occasionally they want to share some good food. So there’s that. If a vegan offers me food I’m usually expecting a lame experience. Like don’t get me wrong I think they’re trying to be moral and that’s commendable. But vegan food is terrible.

I could say you're clueless and annoying but I don't think you're clueless, you just have a fucked up agenda. The ratio of terrible to awesome is better with vegan food than meat based on any statistical scale and perspective. You have to be so insanely fried to arrive at a different conclusion when the entire world is plastered with crappy burger and hotdog stands. And let's totally exclude moral and environmental factors because hey on this forum its all about having a good time bro. Dumbo

[Paul Cicero]

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Who cares. I don’t think someone should have to stick to their20s lifestyle choices forever. And vegans are annoying. I don’t care how my meat died. You guys are too serious.

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I'm not vegan, but people who make their personalty about smoking meats etc, are ten times more annoying than the most annoying vegan.

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I agree they’re annoying and maybe even more than vegans but occasionally they want to share some good food. So there’s that. If a vegan offers me food I’m usually expecting a lame experience. Like don’t get me wrong I think they’re trying to be moral and that’s commendable. But vegan food is terrible.

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I could say you're clueless and annoying but I don't think you're clueless, you just have a fucked up agenda. The ratio of terrible to awesome is better with vegan food than meat based on any statistical scale and perspective. You have to be so insanely fried to arrive at a different conclusion when the entire world is plastered with crappy burger and hotdog stands. And let's totally exclude moral and environmental factors because hey on this forum its all about having a good time bro. Dumbo

Why is there so much plant based “meat” then? If it’s so crappy, why make fake versions of it?

[Old SadFat]

For anyone who wants to buy some Lord Williams gear and check the site:

https://lordwilliams.io/?fbclid=PAAaayEbImuqN2HXFROSpTWs5UnFJ4K15MAik1iOPmAkI_-KU4bQ9pjTV88Nc_aem_AaHTNyUKRgsbHPeKF5_UB0K4iXTspcePSJOkKHKy_xPILTqyCTRnhNhA65zXU_xUSSI

Even worse than I thought

He called himself Lord because people go "oh lordie" when he walks up to them.

Also crypto butters came for Stevie hard huh?  Proof of ownership apps for a sweater ffs.   

[devils acrobat]

For anyone who wants to buy some Lord Williams gear and check the site:

https://lordwilliams.io/?fbclid=PAAaayEbImuqN2HXFROSpTWs5UnFJ4K15MAik1iOPmAkI_-KU4bQ9pjTV88Nc_aem_AaHTNyUKRgsbHPeKF5_UB0K4iXTspcePSJOkKHKy_xPILTqyCTRnhNhA65zXU_xUSSI

Even worse than I thought

I came to the conclusion that Stevie was offended there was another 'king' in skating so he had to put an even worse crown on something.

[excitableboy]

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For anyone who wants to buy some Lord Williams gear and check the site:

https://lordwilliams.io/?fbclid=PAAaayEbImuqN2HXFROSpTWs5UnFJ4K15MAik1iOPmAkI_-KU4bQ9pjTV88Nc_aem_AaHTNyUKRgsbHPeKF5_UB0K4iXTspcePSJOkKHKy_xPILTqyCTRnhNhA65zXU_xUSSI

Even worse than I thought

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I came to the conclusion that Stevie was offended there was another 'king' in skating so he had to put an even worse crown on something.

That actually seems plausible. The graphics are impressive in that they are somehow much worse.

From the seizure-inducing copy About Us:
"Elevate your lifestyle and embark on a journey with Lord Williams and the cultural vision of a cannabis brand like no other, where quality ranges from affordable accessibility to the pinnacle of high-end sophistication for everyone."

[Gray Imp Sausage Metal]

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Who cares. I don’t think someone should have to stick to their20s lifestyle choices forever. And vegans are annoying. I don’t care how my meat died. You guys are too serious.

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I'm not vegan, but people who make their personalty about smoking meats etc, are ten times more annoying than the most annoying vegan.

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I agree they’re annoying and maybe even more than vegans but occasionally they want to share some good food. So there’s that. If a vegan offers me food I’m usually expecting a lame experience. Like don’t get me wrong I think they’re trying to be moral and that’s commendable. But vegan food is terrible.

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I could say you're clueless and annoying but I don't think you're clueless, you just have a fucked up agenda. The ratio of terrible to awesome is better with vegan food than meat based on any statistical scale and perspective. You have to be so insanely fried to arrive at a different conclusion when the entire world is plastered with crappy burger and hotdog stands. And let's totally exclude moral and environmental factors because hey on this forum its all about having a good time bro. Dumbo

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Why is there so much plant based “meat” then? If it’s so crappy, why make fake versions of it?

personally (and after more than half my life not eating meat) I could give two shits about fake meat, BUT if it helps someone transition to a vegan lifestyle or allows them to enjoy a comfort food from their childhood while letting them stay true to their morals/ ideals, then I can’t really hate on that…
Processed food is shit period, but it does have a time and place no matter what your diet consists of.

[Shifty Flip]

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For anyone who wants to buy some Lord Williams gear and check the site:

https://lordwilliams.io/?fbclid=PAAaayEbImuqN2HXFROSpTWs5UnFJ4K15MAik1iOPmAkI_-KU4bQ9pjTV88Nc_aem_AaHTNyUKRgsbHPeKF5_UB0K4iXTspcePSJOkKHKy_xPILTqyCTRnhNhA65zXU_xUSSI

Even worse than I thought

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He called himself Lord because people go "oh lordie" when he walks up to them.

Also crypto butters came for Stevie hard huh?  Proof of ownership apps for a sweater ffs.

I was surprised there wasn’t a link to an NFT store….. then I read the Phuggital entry.  The name is even worse than King Williams.

[Gray Imp Sausage Metal]

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Who cares. I don’t think someone should have to stick to their20s lifestyle choices forever. And vegans are annoying. I don’t care how my meat died. You guys are too serious.

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right? That’s why I reverted to eating dog meat, such an abundant source in my neighborhood alone

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Sure dude, eating dogs is the same as saying there’s no difference between hunting and eating factory slaughtered animals.

well you don’t care how your meat died, so what does it matter if I kick a dog for a minute to tenderize it before slitting its throat?