Author Topic: Can U Find Spots (Read 2501 times)

lk130 · « **on:** April 16, 2021, 10:29:10 PM »

If u skate for Toy Machine

fredgallSOTY · « **Reply #1 on:** April 16, 2021, 10:34:51 PM »

sure!

Lou Strux · « **Reply #2 on:** April 16, 2021, 10:58:22 PM »

No, not ever... and you should too!

companguero · « **Reply #3 on:** April 16, 2021, 11:42:27 PM »

See Spot skate! Skate, Spot!

Hyliannightmare · « **Reply #4 on:** April 17, 2021, 02:59:43 AM »

Frank · « **Reply #5 on:** April 17, 2021, 03:12:26 AM »

not sure, but i know or heard you can't see california without marlon brandos eyes. or something. which would make finding spots even harder.

SneakySecrets · « **Reply #6 on:** April 17, 2021, 08:08:58 AM »

Brother, I find more spots than a dermatologist with a new set of eyeglasses.

sometimeperhaps · « **Reply #7 on:** April 17, 2021, 08:29:01 AM »

Sometime, perhaps.

Hefe43 · « **Reply #8 on:** April 17, 2021, 08:32:21 AM »

Quote from: Frank on April 17, 2021, 03:12:26 AM

not sure, but i know or heard you can't see california without marlon brandos eyes. or something. which would make finding spots even harder.

The eyes are the testicles of the face

Síota · « **Reply #9 on:** April 17, 2021, 08:58:45 AM »

Quote from: SneakySecrets on April 17, 2021, 08:08:58 AM

Brother, I find more spots than a dermatologist with a new set of eyeglasses.

Yep. I wish I had Google earth 25 years ago....I honestly don't think it's ever been easier

IpathCats · « **Reply #10 on:** April 17, 2021, 09:49:03 AM »

..... Nah

fs1/2cab · « **Reply #11 on:** April 17, 2021, 11:34:19 AM »

I can find hella spots, but my homies hate all of them

Blueabyssofthisss · « **Reply #12 on:** April 17, 2021, 12:57:19 PM »

I’m still searching for the clitoris

Easy Slider · « **Reply #13 on:** April 17, 2021, 01:05:32 PM »

I used to be a pizza delivery boy so I know the city well. When I drive through the city and see spots I make a mental note and write them down later. Google street view is very useful too.

cherry · « **Reply #14 on:** April 17, 2021, 06:51:17 PM »

Jamie Thomas invented Jason lee who invented scienticology who invented spots. First guy to do it

Miserable Old Sack of Shit · « **Reply #15 on:** April 17, 2021, 07:05:10 PM »

Is this some kind of inside joke that I'm not privy to?

pugmaster · « **Reply #16 on:** April 17, 2021, 07:22:15 PM »

If you're trying to find an important spot, take a look at my avatar. I recommend the middle finger or middle finger/ring finger combo if you want her to blast fast. Initiate a come hither motion and you'll have to pay 1.75 to wash and 1.75 to dry your sheets. So, make sure she is worth tree fiddy.

I guess all of these tips are applicable to dudes too, but only if they are on their back.

Lou Strux · « **Reply #17 on:** April 17, 2021, 07:25:09 PM »

Quote from: Miserable Old Sack of Shit on April 17, 2021, 07:05:10 PM

Is this some kind of inside joke that I'm not privy to?

Shout out to inside jokes!
You know the vibes.

EdLawndale · « **Reply #18 on:** April 17, 2021, 07:52:27 PM »

Hunh. Hunh. Don’t be telling me about finding spots. I’m the Spot-Finding-Master. Got my technique down and everything. I don’t be googling or nothing.

SneakySecrets · « **Reply #19 on:** April 17, 2021, 08:01:16 PM »

Quote from: EdLawndale on April 17, 2021, 07:52:27 PM

Hunh. Hunh. Don’t be telling me about finding spots. I’m Spot-Finding-Master. Got my technique down and everything. I don’t be googling or nothing.

You’re going out there and say “goodnight, I’ve had a very lovely sesh”, walk out of the spot, get on your board, go home, lurk slap, and that’s all you’re gunna do.

matty_c · « **Reply #20 on:** April 17, 2021, 08:50:39 PM »

Quote from: pugmaster on April 17, 2021, 07:22:15 PM

If you're trying to find an important spot, take a look at my avatar. I recommend the middle finger or middle finger/ring finger combo if you want her to blast fast. Initiate a come hither motion and you'll have to pay 1.75 to wash and 1.75 to dry your sheets. So, make sure she is worth tree fiddy.

I guess all of these tips are applicable to dudes too, but only if they are on their back.

Yoooo am I regular or does that plan show three holes
Is the last one the pisser it’s gotta be please help I’m feeling mad inadequate right now and lost
I am questioning everything right now please help

Edit I made my own ass think of this shit

dilbert1 · « **Reply #21 on:** April 17, 2021, 10:28:44 PM »

Quote from: Lou Strux on April 17, 2021, 07:25:09 PM

Quote from: Miserable Old Sack of Shit on April 17, 2021, 07:05:10 PM
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Is this some kind of inside joke that I'm not privy to?
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Shout out to inside jokes!
You know the vibes.

Did Biebel make this hilariously stupid verbal tic up himself? Either way his voice is perfect for it

Sila · « **Reply #22 on:** April 17, 2021, 11:47:53 PM »

Can U Make Threads

somethingmustbreaknow · « **Reply #23 on:** April 19, 2021, 12:09:52 AM »

what even is spots these days

Happy, sorry · « **Reply #24 on:** April 19, 2021, 03:20:31 AM »

"The world is my quarter pipe" - DK

nickpaolucci · « **Reply #25 on:** April 19, 2021, 07:41:48 AM »

Quote from: matty_c on April 17, 2021, 08:50:39 PM

Quote from: pugmaster on April 17, 2021, 07:22:15 PM
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If you're trying to find an important spot, take a look at my avatar. I recommend the middle finger or middle finger/ring finger combo if you want her to blast fast. Initiate a come hither motion and you'll have to pay 1.75 to wash and 1.75 to dry your sheets. So, make sure she is worth tree fiddy.

I guess all of these tips are applicable to dudes too, but only if they are on their back.
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Yoooo am I regular or does that plan show three holes
Is the last one the pisser it’s gotta be please help I’m feeling mad inadequate right now and lost
I am questioning everything right now please help

Edit I made my own ass think of this shit

yes, there are three holes. contrary to popular belief women do not pee out of their vagina

Uh Oh · « **Reply #26 on:** April 19, 2021, 09:03:52 AM »

Author Topic: Can U Find Spots (Read 2501 times)

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Blueabyssofthisss

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