I am sure others have had the awesome moment where it is a no wiper, you get done and go for a quick swipe and no stains no shame I also like a bidet it helps being a woman and all. However I do have this thing kinda like a cat/dog stepper where you place it under your feet when on the toilet so you are in a perched position it really helps if you are on pain meds, constipated,or some other poop related issue where you get butt shy. I don't know about you guy's but if I am pooping in random friends house or stores restroom I am taking my sweet time and going to blow it up.