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Skateboarding => USELESS WOODEN TOY BANTER => Topic started by: Theme For A Jackal on December 07, 2021, 01:52:56 PM
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Via Pedro Delfino's instagram story, idk how to embed sorry
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interdesting
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Maybe the worst baker pro ever? It’s either him or Shane Heyl.
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Maybe the worst baker pro ever? It’s either him or Shane Heyl.
in terms of skill?
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not “who” but… how?
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Maybe the worst baker pro ever? It’s either him or Shane Heyl.
Shane seemed like he could actually hang though. No offense to Zach(I actually mean that this time) it’s always seemed forced.
Are the youths into him?
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Seems like lots of kids are always asking for him to go pro in the comment sections so maybe this makes sense. He skates like a pretty good skater in a shop video to me but good on him for swindling his way up to a pro board on baker.
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Cool, congrats to him.
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Not as bad as the slap crowd tries to make him. Cool news I guess.
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Zach Allen made me think of ZAck Wallin, so I checked enjoi's team page and I found this rad photo:
(https://i.ibb.co/yhWCJgR/Screen-Shot-2021-12-07-at-2-53-45-PM.png) (https://imgbb.com/)
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Old man Reynolds finally gone senile.
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Maybe the worst baker pro ever? It’s either him or Shane Heyl.
Zach not telling me to get buck>>>
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Zach Allen made me think of ZAck Wallin, so I checked enjoi's team page and I found this rad photo:
(https://i.ibb.co/yhWCJgR/Screen-Shot-2021-12-07-at-2-53-45-PM.png) (https://imgbb.com/)
Gangster
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Maybe the worst baker pro ever? It’s either him or Shane Heyl.
I always thought of shane heyl’s pro status as homie-pro but not really pro pro if that makes sense. As in don’t take his “pro model” serious kinda thing.
Maybe baker had spare cheddar at the time to put shane on payroll since he was always rolling with them and skating and all that hijinx. Didn’t beagle have a board as well?
I’m pretty sure reynolds knows what he’s doing at this point after turning so many people pro. Zack is fine.
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I actually like the dude, occasionally does some wild shit, fun to watch, and doesn’t seem insufferable like some other Baker riders… maybe it’s just because he’s always next to T Funk and seems chill in comparison. Here’s hoping he keeps producing and doesn’t fall off/get booted like so many other Baker Boys have after getting a small taste of skate industry fame.
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Old man Reynolds finally gone senile.
Head injury from Gershon
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I knew Slap was gonna eviscerate this dude when I saw the photos earlier.
Good for him though. He’s a lot better skater than y’all make him out to be, and the pics of him and his mom were pretty wholesome.
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The Daniel Castillo of Baker. I always enjoyed some Daniel Castillo clips in the crail videos, even though it was way below the standard of the rest of the team.
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Old man Reynolds finally gone senile.
Head injury from Gershon
all of this
what a shame reynolds
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Zach rips. He’s really found his own style over the past 2 years. He really does not deserve the crucifixion that comes his way.
Stoked for his new footy. Pretty sure he and T Funk are sharing a Baker video. At least that what Thrasher made it seem like in their joint interview months ago
CONGRATS ZACH
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Relax y'all, he's just pro. It's not like he's pro AS FUCK.
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Thought he was already pro. Is this really his first board? Huh.
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Relax y'all, he's just pro. It's not like he's pro AS FUCK.
nah he's certified pro AF as per thrasher story
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=cH7sgZKWHDk
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Don’t worry this is a just their typical tactic, they turn him pro, and in 3 months he’s off the team….aka Cyril, Shane, dee…
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It's official, Zach Allen you are now my least favorite pro skater. Mazel Tov!
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Watch his pro part actually be decent. I enjoyed all the footage I have seen of him this year, probably stepped his game up after seeing his crucifixion on Slap.
I assume Reynolds still has his head screwed on straight so he must have something cooking?
I would cry if I ever had a pro Baker logo board with my name on it, congrats Zach.
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Most interesing than Suciu.
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But camon, he is more skilled than Tk
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just cause his dad is Ron Allen
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Zach's recent footage in that RVCA NYC video was also my favorite from him
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(https://i.imgur.com/iSYFLe4.jpg)
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Iono I kinda have a soft spot for the kid, he’s alright, no worse that some of the other people that are pro for baker
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His stuff lately is much improved over a few years ago.
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It's official, Zach Allen you are now my least favorite pro skater. Mazel Tov!
Damn dude even lower than ben kadow? At least this kid puts some effort in
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(https://i.postimg.cc/VYLRKKy2/Screenshot-20211207-210958-Instagram.jpg)
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Stoked for him. Kid rips.
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moms got fuckin CAKE
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Zach Allen made me think of ZAck Wallin, so I checked enjoi's team page and I found this rad photo:
(https://i.ibb.co/yhWCJgR/Screen-Shot-2021-12-07-at-2-53-45-PM.png) (https://imgbb.com/)
Zach Wallin is underrated as fuck
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im a fan
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It's official, Zach Allen you are now my least favorite pro skater. Mazel Tov!
Damn dude even lower than ben kadow? At least this kid puts some effort in
Kadow is in his own corny lane and doesn’t bother me
I just got my Spotify review and 4th Chamber was my most listed to song of 2021. The fact Zach Allen put together his Baker Ams part chock full of goofy fits, illegal tricks, hot pink grip, body varials, and shitty push to one of the greatest Wu-Tang track ever is reason enough for him to get blacklisted from the industry.
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=cH7sgZKWHDk
Tons of illegal tricks in there (most really) but i'd say his skill/board control is better than slap/myself have given him credit for. It's there skill wise he just does wayyy too much ie) does a one foot back 3 when he could just back 3.
Congrats.
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What is the opposite of “by popular demand”?
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Zach Allen is the Sean Pablo of the baker camp
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The new Knox Godoy, but with none of the stuff that passed for comic charm.
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I'm with it.
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Zach Allen made me think of ZAck Wallin, so I checked enjoi's team page and I found this rad photo:
(https://i.ibb.co/yhWCJgR/Screen-Shot-2021-12-07-at-2-53-45-PM.png) (https://imgbb.com/)
Zach Wallin is underrated as fuck
He really is. I work graves at work and last night I listened to his bunt episode. He seems like one of the raddest guys.
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I like Zachs style and hes a great skater. Too many people hopping on the slap hatewagon for this fool.
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Zach Allen sucks. He's always sucked. And he always will.
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Zach Allen rules. He’s always ruled. And he always will.
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Congrats to him
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(https://i.postimg.cc/VYLRKKy2/Screenshot-20211207-210958-Instagram.jpg)
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(https://i.imgur.com/9aAjdtL.jpg)
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Relax y'all, he's just pro. It's not like he's pro AS FUCK.
You know what i like? when people go pro
you know what i like more? when people go pro AS FUCK
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well this is more of a pro as dang situation
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that wallride photo that went with it was actually pretty gnarly. looks like he has come a long way since that baker 4 video in a pretty short time.
(its in spankys post https://www.instagram.com/p/CXNMwnTl6SZ/)
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Zach’s only hated by SLAP because he’s the weak link of Baker. If he was on Deathwish he wouldn’t receive the same treatment.
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Zach’s only hated by SLAP because he’s the weak link of Baker. If he was on Deathwish he wouldn’t receive the same treatment.
Deathwish has arguably an even heavier roster.
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Can 1 foots are on some ninja shit
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i will continue to be bored by his footage, whether his names on a board or not
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Almost 3 pages on this thread and no mention that his mom is looking pretty fine? What’s happened to this place?
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Almost 3 pages on this thread and no mention that his mom is looking pretty fine? What’s happened to this place?
What’s her @?
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Almost 3 pages on this thread and no mention that his mom is looking pretty fine? What’s happened to this place?
Depends what you’re into. There’s a bunch of near nude pics and pics of Zach sprinkled in.
https://www.instagram.com/shalondozier/p/CXOe9dlJUmb/
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Who?
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the only good thing that came outta this is pics of his moms ass
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I find it hard to believe people were asking for a pro model for him
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Undeserved
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Zach’s only hated by SLAP because he’s the weak link of Baker. If he was on Deathwish he wouldn’t receive the same treatment.
arguably objectively an even heavier roster.
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If ure skater & need to bang sk8er mom u wilin'
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Zach’s only hated by SLAP because he’s the weak link of Baker. If he was on Deathwish he wouldn’t receive the same treatment.
arguably objectively an even heavier roster.
No way.... Kader, T Funk, Rowan, Jacopo... Baker is better.
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Zach’s only hated by SLAP because he’s the weak link of Baker. If he was on Deathwish he wouldn’t receive the same treatment.
arguably objectively an even heavier roster.
No way.... Kader, T Funk, Rowan, Jacopo... Baker is better.
Rowan’s highs is diminished by T Funks considerable lows.
Uncrossed was better than Baker 4 bc it was all killer no filler, while Bakers roster is a little flabby still and it made that video drag
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Worst hill bomb ever in a video.
(https://i.imgflip.com/5acvvy.gif)
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Worst hill bomb ever in a video.
(https://i.imgflip.com/5acvvy.gif)
Lol! Just realized I’ve never watched his whole Baker 4 part. That dude’s mouth is wide open the entire part.
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Worst hill bomb ever in a video.
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Nick Rix vibez
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Worst hill bomb ever in a video.
(https://i.imgflip.com/5acvvy.gif)
The entire clip looks like something from a Revive video
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Worst hill bomb ever in a video.
(https://i.imgflip.com/5acvvy.gif)
The entire clip looks like something from a Revive video
But we have Gx1000 at home.
GX1000 at home:
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Worst hill bomb ever in a video.
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I know it’s a petty complaint, but that’s what I can’t stand about him. Instead of “fake style” I feel he has exaggerated facial expressions. Congrats to him though, I can see how he’s pro in this day and age.
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Congrats to him. Interested to see a new pro part.
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It's official, Zach Allen you are now my least favorite pro skater. Mazel Tov!
Come on, worse than that song dude, or cody dravis?
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It's official, Zach Allen you are now my least favorite pro skater. Mazel Tov!
Come on, worse than that song dude, or cody dravis?
Hey don’t do Daewon dirty like that
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Worst hill bomb ever in a video.
(https://i.imgflip.com/5acvvy.gif)
this reminds me of the TK bluntslide in Baker2g, holy shti that was terrible.
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His mom was already a pro model
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Zach’s only hated by SLAP because he’s the weak link of Baker. If he was on Deathwish he wouldn’t receive the same treatment.
arguably objectively an even heavier roster.
No way.... Kader, T Funk, Rowan, Jacopo... Baker is better.
Rowan’s highs is diminished by T Funks considerable lows.
Uncrossed was better than Baker 4 bc it was all killer no filler, while Bakers roster is a little flabby still and it made that video drag
The Funkhouse may be the flesh rendition of a Mike Judge character on and off the board, but the dude rips. Baker 4 was on a equal level to Uncrossed. Just straight shooting the facts here.
Also got to mention Tyson Peterson in the line up. Another bottle aging well in the stacked wrack.
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Zach’s only hated by SLAP because he’s the weak link of Baker. If he was on Deathwish he wouldn’t receive the same treatment.
arguably objectively visibly an even heavier roster.
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I wanna say I don’t get it but I do. Kids love skaters who do things they can do . Same reason Sean Pablo gets love . They have attainable skills. Plus they needed to push Zach as kaders faded has basically disassociated himself from his sponsors. It’s amazing Kader even showed up to the pro party seeing as he acts like he’s too good for his teammates now despite growing up with them. He kinda reminds me of young Olson at this point. He’s on the team but almost begrudgingly so. Except Alex was a jaded old soul and Kader is a spoiled brat who just rides around the west side in his shitty truck listening to young thug and texting Berner for more cookies mids
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It's official, Zach Allen you are now my least favorite pro skater. Mazel Tov!
Come on, worse than that song dude, or cody dravis?
Hey don’t do Daewon Deff Chesapeake dirty like that
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Worst hill bomb ever in a video.
(https://i.imgflip.com/5acvvy.gif)
the trick itself is also awful.
this is a trick lifted straight from the homies part of your local shops video. gotta be. no way a now pro skater put this footage out.
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Yet another monument to his heinous suckage.
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Almost 3 pages on this thread and no mention that his mom is looking pretty fine? What’s happened to this place?
.....Nah
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but really... who?
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(https://i.imgur.com/iSYFLe4.jpg)
Poo tang clan's old dirty assturd
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Worst hill bomb ever in a video.
(https://i.imgflip.com/5acvvy.gif)
the trick itself is also awful.
this is a trick lifted straight from the homies part of your local shops video. gotta be. no way a now pro skater put this footage out.
He is doing the stupid, sexy Flanders butt wiggle
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He ain't exactly the worst but he ain't exactly the best neither
Also, I can see why some people might think T-Funk's personality is annoying but I don't understand how people can say his skating is weak
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He ain't exactly the worst but he ain't exactly the best neither
Also, I can see why some people might think T-Funk's personality is annoying but I don't understand how people can say his skating is weak
Arms
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He ain't exactly the worst but he ain't exactly the best neither
Also, I can see why some people might think T-Funk's personality is annoying but I don't understand how people can say his skating is weak
Yeah, that dude has some weak arms, for sure. Max bench has got to be under 100lbs.
Hey don’t do Daewon dirty like that
Never! His part in Rodney vs. Daewon 2 1 won me over a long time ago.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gLZu-6-2Eyg
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He ain't exactly the worst but he ain't exactly the best neither
Also, I can see why some people might think T-Funk's personality is annoying but I don't understand how people can say his skating is weak
Fair, but tons of people give Heitor and Dustin Henry passes for the same shit saying it looks flowy.
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He ain't exactly the worst but he ain't exactly the best neither
Also, I can see why some people might think T-Funk's personality is annoying but I don't understand how people can say his skating is weak
It works with their style though(in my opinion). T fuck is supposed to look cool, but comes off as a 13 year old that has fake “style” that wants to come off as aggressive.
They also skate like they’re having fun.
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I’d buy a Zach deck before I ever bought a Figgy, Theotis, or T Funk deck.
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He ain't exactly the worst but he ain't exactly the best neither
Also, I can see why some people might think T-Funk's personality is annoying but I don't understand how people can say his skating is weak
They also skate like they’re having fun.
I enjoy all threes skating, but they all are blatent abusers of safety hands.
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T-Funks part in baker4 was great
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Bakers already payed him for years now as an am. might as well turn him pro and try and get a return on their investment.
Good luck to him.
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Paid him to make their other riders look good by comparison.
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I’d buy a Zach deck before I ever bought a Figgy, Theotis, or T Funk deck.
talk shit about anyone, but dont you ever disrespect theotis beasley you fucking prick
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T-Funks part in baker4 was great
Agreed. Did we ever get footage of the China Banks cover? I'm so behind
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I’d buy a Zach deck before I ever bought a Figgy, Theotis, or T Funk deck.
fr what did theotis ever do wrong besides smile all the time and do a lot of double flips?
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Did Baker put couloured ply in?
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Did Baker put couloured ply in?
was it a thinly veiled one, do you HATE it when they do that?
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i must've scrubbed that wallie "nollie" to hill bomb from my baker 4 memory, jesus christ who let that clip run
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i must've scrubbed that wallie "nollie" to hill bomb from my baker 4 memory, jesus christ who let that clip run
Andrew Reynolds edited it, so probably him