Gotcha ight im just gonna continue to eat my ice cream and watch futurama, have fun trying to prove to others you are funny
EDIT: hahahahahah wait are you my kooker? I think you have your username hidden in threads and i always noticed i get kooked whenever that happens. Lol you made such a big deal when you thought i was your kooker. Holy shit lol god damn you're pathetic. This is fucking gold now
snowflake logic - only one person here could possibly dislike my comments! now i'm pondering why do libtards like yourself love randomly accusing people? did you vote for trump? YOU'RE A NAZI! did you just make a joke about obama? YOU'RE RACIST!!...let me paint a picture for you tobey boy
you're at the skatepark, and you just landed a trick you've been working on all week. "alright fellas, i'm going to leave on a good note. bye yall" you say to your little 15 yr old sk8er friends. you head home feeling pretty good. you still have a lot of energy, because you're psyched on that hella dope new trick you just landed, so you decide to do some reps on your bench. you take off your shirt, and look in the mirror...you see your sweaty bulging pecs glistening in that perfect lighting in your parents' basement, and you start feeling really good about yourself. "LET'S FUCKING DO THIS!!!" you scream to yourself. you get on tinder, and swipe right on every girl. you get a message from a cute one. you see she's wearing a FUCK TRUMP shirt, and you get really excited. you check her bio, it says " i like sk8rs, i like to netflix n chill, fuck trump, i like to watch movies, 3 + 4 is 8, lol jk it's 7".
wow, this girl is perfect, and she is fucking hilarious too! you start chatting, and she agrees to meet up with you. one hour later you two are fucking. she says she had a great time, and wants to hang out again next week. you're so stoked. more stoked than you were on that new trick. you really think this girl is perfect. you drive over to your hillbilly town's walmart, and find yourself in the jewelry section looking at rings. a whole hour passes before you realize ...
whoa tobey, what are we doing? we just met this girl today. this is crazy. i better just go home. as you are nearing your house you see 2 cop cars in your driveway. you get worried and think to yourself
OH NO! PLEASE LET MOM AND DAD BE OK! you walk up to the officers and say "what's going on here?" then you look behind your back, and quickly whisper
fuckin pigs, i fuckin hate cops, sk8 or die. "are my parents OK??" "what's your name sk8r punk?" the cop asks. you whisper "tobey". "well, tobey we're here because you're suspected of rape". you are taken to jail. it turns out that perfect girl was actually a feminist that was mentally off. she really believes ALL MEN ARE EVIL. her goal was to go on tinder, and frame a guy for rape. right after you fucked, she went to the police station, and then the hospital. they have your DNA dude. when you enter the courtroom you look at the jury.......all 12 people look like lena dunham, even the one 60 year old man. they are just glaring at you. in the back of their heads they remember that news story about daniel holtzclaw. the cop that got multiple life sentences for rape. they look at you and see a slight resemblance, but can't make the connection. they just think
that's the face of a rapist! GUILTY! you do 8 freakin years man. you are beaten, and raped numerous times over those 8 years like andy dufresne. you didn't rape anyone. you did nothing wrong. she just randomly called you a rapist man. you finally get out. you get on the ol' slap board, and the third post you read is a joke involving obama. do you call that guy racist?