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Skateboarding => USELESS WOODEN TOY BANTER => Topic started by: Shtonk on March 31, 2024, 07:16:02 AM
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Vaping
Hockey/FA gear over the age of 25
Counter culture band merch while you're buying e-bikes and scanning for real estate
Slappying with both feet beyond the bolts
Wearing skate shoes outside of skateboarding over the age of 30
Skate-brand Chinos
Janoskis
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Safety hands
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Showing me clips filmed on their phone.
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i love my friends so short of intolerant, hateful, or harmful behavior, i generally choose to respect them as people instead of boiling them down to our mild differences in taste and opinions
you do you though
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i love my friends so short of intolerant, hateful, or harmful behavior, i generally choose to respect them as people instead of boiling them down to our mild differences in taste and opinions
you do you though
and the best at hate are those who preach love. You did remind me tho of an item I forgot on the list that should be all the way up top: lack of humour
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i love my friends so short of intolerant, hateful, or harmful behavior, i generally choose to respect them as people instead of boiling them down to our mild differences in taste and opinions
you do you though
and the best at hate are those who preach love
Wow, we got a real philosopher here fellas.
Move over Plato, Shtonk is kicking down your fucking door and taking names.
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If they skate Powell boards.
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Vaping
Hockey/FA gear over the age of 25
Counter culture band merch while you're buying e-bikes and scanning for real estate
Slappying with both feet beyond the bolts
Wearing skate shoes outside of skateboarding over the age of 30
Skate-brand Chinos
Janoskis
You gotta let Nik Stain and Andrew Allen know…
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Lol you sure have a lot of rules. Cool.
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Vaping
Hockey/FA gear over the age of 25
Counter culture band merch while you're buying e-bikes and scanning for real estate
Slappying with both feet beyond the bolts
Wearing skate shoes outside of skateboarding over the age of 30
Skate-brand Chinos
Janoskis
I live in San Diego what the fuck am I supposed to wear? Sketchers? I honestly don’t even know. I wear slip on Vans to job interviews. Fucking bizarre man.
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Vaping
Hockey/FA gear over the age of 25
Counter culture band merch while you're buying e-bikes and scanning for real estate
Slappying with both feet beyond the bolts
Wearing skate shoes outside of skateboarding over the age of 30
Skate-brand Chinos
Janoskis
Bro you sound pathetic
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When they don’t match their shoes to their board
They don’t know what happened on nineclub live
Won’t trade boards for the day when we’re at the skatepark
They wear rocker clothes
They think Steve cab is wack but still do his moves (posours)
Tell me I should call before showing up. Your wife or family or whatever doesn’t come before skating, bro.
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Vaping
Hockey/FA gear over the age of 25
Counter culture band merch while you're buying e-bikes and scanning for real estate
Slappying with both feet beyond the bolts
Wearing skate shoes outside of skateboarding over the age of 30
Skate-brand Chinos
Janoskis
I agree with all of this except Hockey/FA gear as I’m over 30 & I only skate those boards. I’d add that wearing skate shoes when you’re not skating is beyond childish to me. I had to stop that in my 20’s.
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holy shit this is insane
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What is friend?
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Being on Slap
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when they post on a message board to get advice from a bunch of middle aged curb skater dorks about how to clown their 'friends'
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you make it hard to maintain respect for
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not saying it was ever there
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Vaping
Hockey/FA gear over the age of 25
Counter culture band merch while you're buying e-bikes and scanning for real estate
Slappying with both feet beyond the bolts
Wearing skate shoes outside of skateboarding over the age of 30
Skate-brand Chinos
Janoskis
Bro you sound pathetic
Nothing wrong with repping and supporting skate brands, you can just be a fan of skating shouldn’t be different than someone wearing a jersey or a hockey hoodie. You do you and wear what you want. Would be tight to have skate branded pants that are good quality you can wear for other things too…
As for stuff that’s not respectable, being a hater outside of talking shit just being a negative person.
Being disrespectful to the girls in the skate scene
Another one is not being nice to kids at the park, like ones out playing that bring a scooter to the park. I know it gets annoying but kids will be kids
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Didn't expect so many of you to fulfill these criteria and don't have enough humor/ self confidence to take a list of meaningless pet peeves as a joke. Does beg the question tho wether there's a correlation there... :)
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At 39 my list of friends is so small that still skate that I have nothing but respect for them because they still skate.
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IDFWPWFW&&
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Didn't expect so many of you to fulfill these criteria and don't have enough humor/ self confidence to take a list of meaningless pet peeves as a joke. Does beg the question tho wether there's a correlation there... :)
Check out this super smart and funny guy
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when they post on a message board to get advice from a bunch of middle aged curb skater dorks about how to clown their 'friends'
I resent part of that
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Interested in what shoes you wear when you're not skating.
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all my friends are fucking losers and I remind them constantly. oh, your wife is divorcing you? stfu and film this slappy, poosey.
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"Beer sitters" the guys who come to the park and never skate and just sit there and drink and talk shit.
Or even worse when someone brings their 4-year-old son and they start drinking and forget to supervise them and I'm walking up to someone else's kid asking what's wrong and why are you crying?
I guess those are pretty valid reasons though...
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Vaping
Hockey/FA gear over the age of 25
Counter culture band merch while you're buying e-bikes and scanning for real estate
Slappying with both feet beyond the bolts
Wearing skate shoes outside of skateboarding over the age of 30
Skate-brand Chinos
Janoskis
lmao you absolutely would not fuck with me. i’m 37 and def slappy with my feet wide. i’m 6’4 tho. but i’ll rock hockey, dickies and janoskis still too
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Didn't expect so many of you to fulfill these criteria and don't have enough humor/ self confidence to take a list of meaningless pet peeves as a joke. Does beg the question tho wether there's a correlation there... :)
“It’s just a prank, bro”
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I ll wear my frog hat until I die. Someone got to keep the brand alive
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I used to have respect for my friends. I still do, but I used to too.
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I had a friend fan out over some NFL players at a club we were out at one night. Got all excited and tried to strike up a conversation with a backup QB.
I had to move to the other side of the bar with a few of our other friends so we wouldn't be seen with him.
That was embarrassing.
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Honk, honk!
Wake up everybody, it’s a new thread from Shtonk!
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Watch my stuff while I go to the package store. Comes back crying drunk 45 minutes later. You don't wanna walk off on the dudes dog.
Hey man can you get me some drugs? FUCK NO. Wtf you think I am. All of my hard feelings from the past come from this.
Or hey are you blahhh? Holy Shit! You're like the most hated mother fucker in Boston graffiti history!
Like it's a prize being liked by any 90/00s ass mofos lol. We're all scum. Scum that can burn tho. Everyone from back then has style to this day. It's awesome. ha fuck um. They don't skate. I win
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smoking in front of/ around children
abusing animals
shake junt anything
mumble rap
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smoking in front of/ around children
abusing animals
shake junt anything
mumble rap
I saw a kid being mean to a cat today. I was unable to say anything as it definitely would have caused an uproar. I'm ah wimpy like that. Always over reacting etc.
So I made eye contact finally and boom they knew a problem was about to happen and stopped teasing the poor grumpy diabetic cat who's had surgery this year from a blockage on Easter.
Man I wanted to focus my plate on the table and go HEY KID! LEAVE THAT CAT ALONE MAN! If I was young and full of juice still that's exactly what I would have done.
The rest of the visit was sick. One of the girls is interested in skating kinda. She's too young to follow instructions like that. It's gotta be dedication and pain this time. Hope if I died tomorrow they'd chase it.
I know it shouldn't matter to me but I really wish I had an all girl skate posse. I feel like that would be the sickest shit on earth.
Then like a few generations later it's all hardcore like the Lizzie's in the Warriors. Lol YES!
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pretending they don't go on SLAP. 8)
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Vaping
Hockey/FA gear over the age of 25
Counter culture band merch while you're buying e-bikes and scanning for real estate
Slappying with both feet beyond the bolts
Wearing skate shoes outside of skateboarding over the age of 30
Skate-brand Chinos
Janoskis
Shtonk, you need therapy
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Wearing skate shoes outside of skateboarding over the age of 30
i observed/overheard two late 30s/early 40s dads having a skate conversation today. neither of them were skating, this was just on the street, outside a clothing store my lady was in. both of them were wearing quite high heeled leather boots. there was nothing good or bad about it, but there was something i suppose kind of jarring, or maybe just a mildly comical juxtaposition, between their shoes and their conversation.
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smoking in front of/ around children
abusing animals
shake junt anything
mumble rap
I’ll smoke in front of kids all day but you right about not doing it right close to them.
Abusing animals is whack for sure.
Shake hunt is tight.
What music do you listen to?
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not being down to get hungry on it with the boys
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smoking in front of/ around children
abusing animals
shake junt anything
mumble rap
Ah cmon, black onyx ain’t bad
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Wearing skate shoes outside of skateboarding over the age of 30
i observed/overheard two late 30s/early 40s dads having a skate conversation today. neither of them were skating, this was just on the street, outside a clothing store my lady was in. both of them were wearing quite high heeled leather boots. there was nothing good or bad about it, but there was something i suppose kind of jarring, or maybe just a mildly comical juxtaposition, between their shoes and their conversation.
This is like the craziest take for me, as i dont work in the office i only wear skate shoes even if i wear My Lakai no really cares or has commented
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Interested in what shoes you wear when you're not skating.
The homies and me when the sesh is over and it's time to hit the club
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When they got dumbed out by Rogan during covid
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smoking in front of/ around children
abusing animals
shake junt anything
mumble rap
I’ll smoke in front of kids all day but you right about not doing it right close to them.
Abusing animals is whack for sure.
Shake hunt is tight.
What music do you listen to?
smoking anything around kids is fucked, I’ll die on that hill!
I listen to punk, thrash metal, grind and power violence with some 90s hip hop thrown in for good measure. I’m also old and stuck in my ways so take that as you will…
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Also, don’t bring Cariumas anywhere near my fucking session!
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smoking in front of/ around children
abusing animals
shake junt anything
mumble rap
I’ll smoke in front of kids all day but you right about not doing it right close to them.
Abusing animals is whack for sure.
Shake hunt is tight.
What music do you listen to?
I listen to punk, thrash metal, grind and power violence with some 90s hip hop thrown in for good measure. I’m also old and stuck in my ways so take that as you will…
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Also, don’t bring Cariumas anywhere near my fucking session!
I'd say smoking in front of kids and abusing animals are legit reasons to have a go at someone, not funny pet peeves about people you love.
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When they got dumbed out by Rogan during covid
i fuck with joe rogan 😭
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When they got dumbed out by Rogan during covid
I bet you do
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When they got dumbed out by Rogan during covid
and what would make you so sure of your bet aside from my statement
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my unwritten rules:
don't spit where we skate
don't snake, wait for your fucking turn
if someone is working on a trick, don't try the same trick in the same obstacle directly after them
if someone shows up at the sesh, say what up/nod/acknowledge them
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If they skate Powell boards.
My friend bought a sandlot times board at full retail price. I was like wtf.
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I prefer to keep acquaintances and well wishers. My friends don’t care if I respect them because they know it’s too late to make new ones.
Not skateboarding when you are in perfectly good health might be the only one.
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I have no friends, so I’m good.
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y’all still have friends after thirty? i just got a woman and a couple dogs at this point.
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As a 30+ year old man what shoes am I supposed to wear? All my colleagues are wearing the latest sneaker head trends. Wether I'm at the park or a grocery store or god forbid a fucking office it's just old ass heads in expensive sneakers for day. Am I supposed to wear loafers? Do I buy boat shoes? How far removed from the skateboard like is fine for a pair of New Balances? Do I gotta get them Dad Mower editions? Or is there a little less ugly I can put on?
Such a weird opinion. Same with the chinos. Wear what you can afford and what works for you. You only caught up on other adults wearing skateboard merch and shit cause that's the niche you inhabit when reality is things are far more cringe when it comes to what the average millennial is wearing these days. You seen the state of fashion? At this point a pair of half cabs an some overpriced FA hoody is pretty tame compared to what passes for fashion these days in practically every setting its hard to find a office or warehouse or construction site in America these days where it isnt just hype beats tards jerking themselves off over the latest over priced shirt they bought.
Feel like you added the slappy comment just so the entire list wouldn't sound like you being jaded that people wear clothes u don't like.
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smoking in front of/ around children
abusing animals
shake junt anything
mumble rap
I’ll smoke in front of kids all day but you right about not doing it right close to them.
Abusing animals is whack for sure.
Shake hunt is tight.
What music do you listen to?
I listen to punk, thrash metal, grind and power violence with some 90s hip hop thrown in for good measure. I’m also old and stuck in my ways so take that as you will…
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Also, don’t bring Cariumas anywhere near my fucking session!
I'd say smoking in front of kids and abusing animals are legit reasons to have a go at someone, not funny pet peeves about people you love.
You really gonna have a go at me if I light a dart at the skate park?
I mean I’d get it if I was blowing it near there domes, or giving them a ciggy but just doing it in front of them? Cmon
Pick you’re battles man
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my unwritten rules:
don't spit where we skate
don't snake, wait for your fucking turn
if someone is working on a trick, don't try the same trick in the same obstacle directly after them
if someone shows up at the sesh, say what up/nod/acknowledge them
You’d fucking hate me 🤣
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Vaping
Hockey/FA gear over the age of 25
Counter culture band merch while you're buying e-bikes and scanning for real estate
Slappying with both feet beyond the bolts
Wearing skate shoes outside of skateboarding over the age of 30
Skate-brand Chinos
Janoskis
Bro you sound pathetic
Nothing wrong with repping and supporting skate brands, you can just be a fan of skating shouldn’t be different than someone wearing a jersey or a hockey hoodie. You do you and wear what you want. Would be tight to have skate branded pants that are good quality you can wear for other things too…
As for stuff that’s not respectable, being a hater outside of talking shit just being a negative person.
Being disrespectful to the girls in the skate scene
Another one is not being nice to kids at the park, like ones out playing that bring a scooter to the park. I know it gets annoying but kids will be kids
Well said 💯👊
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my unwritten rules:
don't spit where we skate
don't snake, wait for your fucking turn
if someone is working on a trick, don't try the same trick in the same obstacle directly after them
if someone shows up at the sesh, say what up/nod/acknowledge them
You’d fucking hate me 🤣
If you do all those things I'm pretty sure everyone hates you...
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my unwritten rules:
don't spit where we skate
don't snake, wait for your fucking turn
if someone is working on a trick, don't try the same trick in the same obstacle directly after them
if someone shows up at the sesh, say what up/nod/acknowledge them
You’d fucking hate me 🤣
If you do all those things I'm pretty sure everyone hates you...
🤣
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Him being white as hell and saying “n***a” and uses their Hispanic nationality as a way to defend it but in reality he wants to be black so badly.
Being very rude to people with autism.
Separating the art from the artist when it comes to sex abuse allegations
Taking out your work related stress onto your best friend
Skating in rip n dip and cariuma sneakers
Being a bible pusher
Being a Zionist
Just don’t be an asshole
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Gotta say it…
Setting up the selfie cam for filming tricks.
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smoking in front of/ around children
abusing animals
shake junt anything
mumble rap
You sound racist as hell so far if you call that mumble rap
Not everyone wants to listen to Eminem like you do you white trash
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Vaping
Hockey/FA gear over the age of 25
Counter culture band merch while you're buying e-bikes and scanning for real estate
Slappying with both feet beyond the bolts
Wearing skate shoes outside of skateboarding over the age of 30
Skate-brand Chinos
Janoskis
You must be fun at parties
Also skating in Janos is valid, Hockey/FA gear over the age of 25 is debatable.
Wearing band merch over the age of 21 is crazy
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If they skate Powell boards.
Skaters at wash be skating Santa Cruz decks and they shred
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Being on Slap
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Him being white as hell and saying “n***a” and uses their Hispanic nationality as a way to defend it but in reality he wants to be black so badly.
Being very rude to people with autism.
Not separating the art from the artist when it comes to sex abuse allegations
Taking out your work related stress onto your best friend
Skating in rip n dip and cariuma sneakers
Being a bible pusher
Being a Zionist
Just don’t be an asshole
This phrasing is a bit confusing. I’m assuming you mean when someone still listens to R Kelly or Chris Brown because they like the music despite them being massive piles of shit. Right? When you do separate the art from the artist you’re essentially saying “yeah that guy might have r*ped a bunch of women but that song slaps so I still play it” etc.
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Him being white as hell and saying “n***a” and uses their Hispanic nationality as a way to defend it but in reality he wants to be black so badly.
Being very rude to people with autism.
Not separating the art from the artist when it comes to sex abuse allegations
Taking out your work related stress onto your best friend
Skating in rip n dip and cariuma sneakers
Being a bible pusher
Being a Zionist
Just don’t be an asshole
You’re on the spectrum for sure
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The vaping shit is real...most of my friends can't skate for 15-20mins without stopping to suck on that thing and blow a huge cloud directly into my face. Super annoying.
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Gotta say it…
Setting up the selfie cam for filming tricks.
… you gotta filmer?
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Him being white as hell and saying “n***a” and uses their Hispanic nationality as a way to defend it but in reality he wants to be black so badly.
Being very rude to people with autism.
Not separating the art from the artist when it comes to sex abuse allegations
Taking out your work related stress onto your best friend
Skating in rip n dip and cariuma sneakers
Being a bible pusher
Being a Zionist
Just don’t be an asshole
are you talking about tekashi 6ix9ine?
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Him being white as hell and saying “n***a” and uses their Hispanic nationality as a way to defend it but in reality he wants to be black so badly.
Being very rude to people with autism.
Not separating the art from the artist when it comes to sex abuse allegations
Taking out your work related stress onto your best friend
Skating in rip n dip and cariuma sneakers
Being a bible pusher
Being a Zionist
Just don’t be an asshole
are you talking about tekashi 6ix9ine?
I could be but thank god I’m not friends with that weirdo
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The vaping shit is real...most of my friends can't skate for 15-20mins without stopping to suck on that thing and blow a huge cloud directly into my face. Super annoying.
They should smoke weed analog like normal people
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When they dont join the post sesh cuddle puddle
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Him being white as hell and saying “n***a” and uses their Hispanic nationality as a way to defend it but in reality he wants to be black so badly.
Being very rude to people with autism.
Not separating the art from the artist when it comes to sex abuse allegations
Taking out your work related stress onto your best friend
Skating in rip n dip and cariuma sneakers
Being a bible pusher
Being a Zionist
Just don’t be an asshole
This phrasing is a bit confusing. I’m assuming you mean when someone still listens to R Kelly or Chris Brown because they like the music despite them being massive piles of shit. Right? When you do separate the art from the artist you’re essentially saying “yeah that guy might have r*ped a bunch of women but that song slaps so I still play it” etc.
Holy fuck I just realized I said something that I didn’t really mean I am so sorry. I never separate the art from the artist. That’s what I really was tryna say. My apologies. 💀
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Him being white as hell and saying “n***a” and uses their Hispanic nationality as a way to defend it but in reality he wants to be black so badly.
Being very rude to people with autism.
Not separating the art from the artist when it comes to sex abuse allegations
Taking out your work related stress onto your best friend
Skating in rip n dip and cariuma sneakers
Being a bible pusher
Being a Zionist
Just don’t be an asshole
This phrasing is a bit confusing. I’m assuming you mean when someone still listens to R Kelly or Chris Brown because they like the music despite them being massive piles of shit. Right? When you do separate the art from the artist you’re essentially saying “yeah that guy might have r*ped a bunch of women but that song slaps so I still play it” etc.
Holy fuck I just realized I said something that I didn’t really mean I am so sorry. I never separate the art from the artist. That’s what I really was tryna say. My apologies. 💀
Also my ex best friend still listens to Rozz Dyliams even after all that shit came out about him 💀💀💀 mans is a whole kook and he can’t pop on my skateboard and people would like him more for just riding on the skateboard instead of me doing an actual kick flip just cause he’s hotter than me
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Didn't expect so many of you to fulfill these criteria and don't have enough humor/ self confidence to take a list of meaningless pet peeves as a joke. Does beg the question tho wether there's a correlation there... :)
To answer your original question:
Weaseling your way out with “it was just a joke”.
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Vaping
Hockey/FA gear over the age of 25
Counter culture band merch while you're buying e-bikes and scanning for real estate
Slappying with both feet beyond the bolts
Wearing skate shoes outside of skateboarding over the age of 30
Skate-brand Chinos
Janoskis
You must be fun at parties
Also skating in Janos is valid, Hockey/FA gear over the age of 25 is debatable.
Wearing band merch over the age of 21 is crazy
I don’t like FA whatsoever but I bought a FA beanie with a very nondescript logo because I liked the color.
It’s kinda hard to pull off wearing skate gear past 21. Logo tees are kinda iffy. I mostly stopped wearing skate gear after the 8th grade tbh.
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Vaping
Hockey/FA gear over the age of 25
Counter culture band merch while you're buying e-bikes and scanning for real estate
Slappying with both feet beyond the bolts
Wearing skate shoes outside of skateboarding over the age of 30
Skate-brand Chinos
Janoskis
But ishods or nyjahs Nike's ok? I have questions. Do you have this in a formal document anywhere? Also, make sure all your homework gets done before you start making rules again....
Maybe just find positives in people? There was a group in ww2 that had criteria for people and the end result wasn't good.
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Him being white as hell and saying “n***a” and uses their Hispanic nationality as a way to defend it but in reality he wants to be black so badly.
Valid
if u a whiteboy and say the “n” word around me you gonna get snuffed no questions asked… what’s worse is the other black skaters who allow white boys and others to use that word…
Anyway…
People who buy alcohol and tobacco for minors, and those who smoke weed or drink with teenagers. Shit is weird.
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Him being white as hell and saying “n***a” and uses their Hispanic nationality as a way to defend it but in reality he wants to be black so badly.
Do You say cracker?
If you say that shit around me you getting snoozed real quick.
I agree with booting for minors though 💯😁
Valid
if u a whiteboy and say the “n” word around me you gonna get snuffed no questions asked… what’s worse is the other black skaters who allow white boys and others to use that word…
Anyway…
People who buy alcohol and tobacco for minors, and those who smoke weed or drink with teenagers. Shit is weird.
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Didn't expect so many of you to fulfill these criteria and don't have enough humor/ self confidence to take a list of meaningless pet peeves as a joke. Does beg the question tho wether there's a correlation there... :)
To answer your original question:
Weaseling your way out with “it was just a joke”.
Wesseling my way out of what? Not taking that as a joke is clearly just a desire to virtue signal or be offended
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Vaping
Hockey/FA gear over the age of 25
Counter culture band merch while you're buying e-bikes and scanning for real estate
Slappying with both feet beyond the bolts
Wearing skate shoes outside of skateboarding over the age of 30
Skate-brand Chinos
Janoskis
But ishods or nyjahs Nike's ok? I have questions. Do you have this in a formal document anywhere? Also, make sure all your homework gets done before you start making rules again....
Maybe just find positives in people? There was a group in ww2 that had criteria for people and the end result wasn't good.
Wow. Thanks for proving my point exactly.
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Him being white as hell and saying “n***a” and uses their Hispanic nationality as a way to defend it but in reality he wants to be black so badly.
Do You say cracker?
If you say that shit around me you getting snoozed real quick.
I agree with booting for minors though 💯😁
Valid
if u a whiteboy and say the “n” word around me you gonna get snuffed no questions asked… what’s worse is the other black skaters who allow white boys and others to use that word…
Anyway…
People who buy alcohol and tobacco for minors, and those who smoke weed or drink with teenagers. Shit is weird.
I call some white people “crackers”. You know the ones who be hating
Sorry dude I’ll take the punch and I’ll make sure you look like you start racist bonfires every night
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Didn't expect so many of you to fulfill these criteria and don't have enough humor/ self confidence to take a list of meaningless pet peeves as a joke. Does beg the question tho wether there's a correlation there... :)
To answer your original question:
Weaseling your way out with “it was just a joke”.
Wesseling my way out of what? Not taking that as a joke is clearly just a desire to virtue signal or be offended
I actually don’t understand, what you want to say. I’m sorry
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Wesseling my way out of what? Not taking that as a joke is clearly just a desire to virtue signal or be offended
Now that you mention it; throwing around terms like 'virtue signalling', and wisdoms like 'offence is taken, not given' as an adult in 2024 ruins any respect I would have for a friend. But I think that's a pretty valid reason actually.
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Wesseling my way out of what? Not taking that as a joke is clearly just a desire to virtue signal or be offended
Now that you mention it; throwing around terms like 'virtue signalling', and wisdoms like 'offence is taken, not given' as an adult in 2024 ruins any respect I would have for a friend. But I think that's a pretty valid reason actually.
You sound like one of the "Joa is racist and Tyshawn's first time was a make" crowd
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Him being white as hell and saying “n***a” and uses their Hispanic nationality as a way to defend it but in reality he wants to be black so badly.
Being very rude to people with autism.
Separating the art from the artist when it comes to sex abuse allegations
Taking out your work related stress onto your best friend
Skating in rip n dip and cariuma sneakers
Being a bible pusher
Being a Zionist
Just don’t be an asshole
Yes I’m a proud level one autistic, formerly known as a man with Asperger’s. Can’t handle it? You’re pathetic
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Wesseling my way out of what? Not taking that as a joke is clearly just a desire to virtue signal or be offended
Now that you mention it; throwing around terms like 'virtue signalling', and wisdoms like 'offence is taken, not given' as an adult in 2024 ruins any respect I would have for a friend. But I think that's a pretty valid reason actually.
You sound like one of the "Joa is racist and Tyshawn's first time was a make" crowd
I wouldn’t say gifted hater’s racist but that phrase alone got me mad for a bit. I still watch his stuff. Him picking on black skaters is just a coincidence right now.
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Wtf i don't get you guys sometimes
Wearing band tees and skate shoes cause you to lose respect for your friends? What the hell are you guys wearing? Dockers, polo shirts and the NB lawn mower specials? Obviously there's heinous skate gear out there, but goddamn... I see nothing wrong with some good fitting skate clothes and well kempt "skate shoes".
Acting like skateboarding is something to be ashamed of... Fly your flag motherfuckers. Be weird, do no-complies and bonelesses, film yourself being goofy... fuck these "standards", have fun
In contrast; in the words of Grosso "TUCK YOUR FUCKING KNEE"
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Wtf i don't get you guys sometimes
Wearing band tees and skate shoes cause you to lose respect for your friends? What the hell are you guys wearing? Dockers, polo shirts and the NB lawn mower specials? Obviously there's heinous skate gear out there, but goddamn... I see nothing wrong with some good fitting skate clothes and well kempt "skate shoes".
Acting like skateboarding is something to be ashamed of... Fly your flag motherfuckers. Be weird, do no-complies and bonelesses, film yourself being goofy... fuck these "standards", have fun
In contrast; in the words of Grosso "TUCK YOUR FUCKING KNEE"
In my defense i wear supreme and true religion jeans with SB dunks. Some people out there grow out of what they used to wear when they’re younger. Everyone’s insecure and everyone criticizes what other people wears it’s a never ending cycle unfortunately. Also not wearing something that’s linked to Scientology or crimes against humanity is a very valid reason to criticize rather than a trivial reason like the dorkiest person you know wore it or some shit. Taste is subjective. Don’t go too far w your criticism
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Dudes that stand around talking about their gear more than they skate.
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Dudes that stand around talking about their gear more than they skate.
Sorry for being the most dripped out skater in this forum.
Get therapy dude
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Dudes that stand around talking about their gear more than they skate.
Imagine being too proud of dressing like an NPC that’s obsessed with being an individual to the point you’ll get very angry that you find someone else on the subway with the same “IM MY OWN PERSON” type of outfit like yours?
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Dudes that stand around talking about their gear more than they skate.
This is such a burner account it hurts
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Dudes that stand around talking about their gear more than they skate.
Mans really just said “SHUT UP AND SKATE”. This forum defies that principle that is inherently hypocritical and like a phrasal embodiment of a bully from school that is trying to prevent you from speaking your mind because of your speech impediment or something
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Dudes that stand around talking about their gear more than they skate.
This is such a burner account it hurts
This isn’t a burner account! I’m Arron Kyro, a professional skateboarder from the bay area.
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Dudes that stand around talking about their gear more than they skate.
This is such a burner account it hurts
This isn’t a burner account! I’m Arron Kyro, a professional skateboarder from the bay area.
Get some new material, troll
If this is one of the people I met at ocala skatepark in Florida a few years ago, sorry for talking about NYC and my outfit more than I skated. I was visiting family and I was homesick. That Florida trip ruined my life. Financially
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Dudes that stand around talking about their gear more than they skate.
This is such a burner account it hurts
This isn’t a burner account! I’m Arron Kyro, a professional skateboarder from the bay area.
Get some new material, troll
If this is one of the people I met at ocala skatepark in Florida a few years ago, sorry for talking about NYC and my outfit more than I skated. I was visiting family and I was homesick. That Florida trip ruined my life. Financially
Apology accepted. But it was very annoying.
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Dudes that stand around talking about their gear more than they skate.
This is such a burner account it hurts
This isn’t a burner account! I’m Arron Kyro, a professional skateboarder from the bay area.
Get some new material, troll
If this is one of the people I met at ocala skatepark in Florida a few years ago, sorry for talking about NYC and my outfit more than I skated. I was visiting family and I was homesick. That Florida trip ruined my life. Financially
Apology accepted. But it was very annoying.
If it annoys you, you need to see a therapist. That should not annoy you at all. That is the most trivial annoyance I have ever heard anyone say
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Wesseling my way out of what? Not taking that as a joke is clearly just a desire to virtue signal or be offended
Now that you mention it; throwing around terms like 'virtue signalling', and wisdoms like 'offence is taken, not given' as an adult in 2024 ruins any respect I would have for a friend. But I think that's a pretty valid reason actually.
You sound like one of the "Joa is racist and Tyshawn's first time was a make" crowd
Oofff. Shtonk OWNS and HUMILIATES soyboy, SJW, white knight, Marxist, libtard cuck with FACTS!!!!
I'm actually too much of a snowflake to be part of any crowd man. Incidentally, a. I don't think GH is racist, and b. I indeed happen to believe that Tyshawn's first time was warm, comfortable and loving, leading to a climax for everyone involved, but if you're inclined to imagine it was more awkward, testing and a matter of lust over love I wouldn't hold that against you.
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If I have to cut friendship, it’s mainly because their personality is bad
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If I have to cut friendship, it’s mainly because their personality is bad
I shoulda done that a long time ago with my ex best friend. I can’t believe I called him that just cause he’s cool and has tattoos and smokes weed. He even got me into playing call of duty too much as a kid which fucked up my ability to socialize in real life a little bit to the point where chicks back then wouldn’t talk to me.
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If I have to cut friendship, it’s mainly because their personality is bad
I shoulda done that a long time ago with my ex best friend. I can’t believe I called him that just cause he’s cool and has tattoos and smokes weed. He even got me into playing call of duty too much as a kid which fucked up my ability to socialize in real life a little bit to the point where chicks back then wouldn’t talk to me.
If I hadn’t already checked your IG to see if you were a troll or not because of the sheer audacity of some of your posts I’d say “damn this dude is for sure trolling” but you’re really out here broadcasting this shit. Wild.
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If I have to cut friendship, it’s mainly because their personality is bad
I shoulda done that a long time ago with my ex best friend. I can’t believe I called him that just cause he’s cool and has tattoos and smokes weed. He even got me into playing call of duty too much as a kid which fucked up my ability to socialize in real life a little bit to the point where chicks back then wouldn’t talk to me.
If I hadn’t already checked your IG to see if you were a troll or not because of the sheer audacity of some of your posts I’d say “damn this dude is for sure trolling” but you’re really out here broadcasting this shit. Wild.
Sorry if you thought I was trolling. I was cheated and lied to by that Schrödinger’s douchebag
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imagine losing respect for your “friends” because they dress in the clothes that are appropriate for what y’all do together. if you think clothes are bad, wait til you finally understand that a skateboard is literally just a toy
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Him being white as hell and saying “n***a” and uses their Hispanic nationality as a way to defend it but in reality he wants to be black so badly.
Do You say cracker?
If you say that shit around me you getting snoozed real quick.
I agree with booting for minors though 💯😁
Valid
if u a whiteboy and say the “n” word around me you gonna get snuffed no questions asked… what’s worse is the other black skaters who allow white boys and others to use that word…
Anyway…
People who buy alcohol and tobacco for minors, and those who smoke weed or drink with teenagers. Shit is weird.
I call some white people “crackers”. You know the ones who be hating
Sorry dude I’ll take the punch and I’ll make sure you look like you start racist bonfires every night
🤣 sheeeit
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Him being white as hell and saying “n***a” and uses their Hispanic nationality as a way to defend it but in reality he wants to be black so badly.
Being very rude to people with autism.
Separating the art from the artist when it comes to sex abuse allegations
Taking out your work related stress onto your best friend
Skating in rip n dip and cariuma sneakers
Being a bible pusher
Being a Zionist
Just don’t be an asshole
Yes I’m a proud level one autistic, formerly known as a man with Asperger’s. Can’t handle it? You’re pathetic
Sheeeit 🤣
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Just hitting that New button is quite exciting tonight. I don’t know what the fuck the thread title is anymore.
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Dudes that stand around talking about their gear more than they skate.
Sorry for being the most dripped out skater in this forum.
Get therapy dude
U dress like shit tbh I checked ur gram U got millenial ass fits dude
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Dudes that stand around talking about their gear more than they skate.
Sorry for being the most dripped out skater in this forum.
Get therapy dude
Millennial ass fits are in dude. What are you on???
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Dudes that stand around talking about their gear more than they skate.
Sorry for being the most dripped out skater in this forum.
Get therapy dude
Millennial ass fits are in dude. What are you on???
Xxtra hot cheetos party size bag
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We’re all losers when Versacekid420 is one of the saner voices in a given thread.
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Dudes that stand around talking about their gear more than they skate.
Sorry for being the most dripped out skater in this forum.
Get therapy dude
Millennial ass fits are in dude. What are you on???
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Go take your pepto before it’s too late
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That’s actually better if you ate something not spicy before that
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Free Hat was your nickname in school cause everybody stole your shit punk ass
That’s actually funny you say that because one time when I was a freshman in HS this giant ginger man who was a senior snagged my hat off while I was in a crowded lunch line and ran away with it, Idk why he ran away because I wasn’t gonna do shit, the guy was built like a truck and I was still a little kid at that point. Anyway it’s a reference from southpark.
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If I have to cut friendship, it’s mainly because their personality is bad
I shoulda done that a long time ago with my ex best friend. I can’t believe I called him that just cause he’s cool and has tattoos and smokes weed. He even got me into playing call of duty too much as a kid which fucked up my ability to socialize in real life a little bit to the point where chicks back then wouldn’t talk to me.
Ah jar, this guy STINKS.
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If I have to cut friendship, it’s mainly because their personality is bad
I shoulda done that a long time ago with my ex best friend. I can’t believe I called him that just cause he’s cool and has tattoos and smokes weed. He even got me into playing call of duty too much as a kid which fucked up my ability to socialize in real life a little bit to the point where chicks back then wouldn’t talk to me.
Ah jar, this guy STINKS.
Yeah that dude robbed me of my adolescence
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We’re all losers when Versacekid420 is one of the saner voices in a given thread.
imma touch ya 👅
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We’re all losers when Versacekid420 is one of the saner voices in a given thread.
AYOOOOOO WHOSE MANS IS THIS????
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We’re all losers when Versacekid420 is one of the saner voices in a given thread.
AYOOOOOO WHOSE MANS IS THIS????
not you making a big deal 😒
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We’re all losers when Versacekid420 is one of the saner voices in a given thread.
AYOOOOOO WHOSE MANS IS THIS????
You’re the one who keeps making homoerotic jokes
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We’re all losers when Versacekid420 is one of the saner voices in a given thread.
AYOOOOOO WHOSE MANS IS THIS????
You’re the one who keeps making homoerotic jokes
Since when is a homoerotic joke a problem, sweetie?
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We’re all losers when Versacekid420 is one of the saner voices in a given thread.
AYOOOOOO WHOSE MANS IS THIS????
You’re the one who keeps making homoerotic jokes
Since when is a homoerotic joke a problem, sweetie?
It’s not a problem I was laughing at it cause homoerotica and male genitalia will never not be funny to me. My homie xavier whose bi made a video on how guys always got dicks in his mouth and the video cuts off from there 💀💀💀💀💀 mans is a comedic genius
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Do you have insta?
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Do you have insta?
Yes just read my name
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When my friends don't make sure they land bolts
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When my friends don't make sure they land bolts
Fire
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AYOOOOOO WHOSE MANS IS THIS????
You’re the one who keeps making homoerotic jokes
type shit
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Wanna eat a couple bags of these and mud wrestle together ? ;)
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smoking in front of/ around children
abusing animals
shake junt anything
mumble rap
I’ll smoke in front of kids all day but you right about not doing it right close to them.
Abusing animals is whack for sure.
Shake hunt is tight.
What music do you listen to?
I listen to punk, thrash metal, grind and power violence with some 90s hip hop thrown in for good measure. I’m also old and stuck in my ways so take that as you will…
***
Also, don’t bring Cariumas anywhere near my fucking session!
I get bummed on the smoking thing away from the park. I find myself cupping my blunt or butt so a passerby kid don't associate skating with smoking.
Cuz I definitely did. I was smoking in the womb tho. Poppin out into a permanent cloud till smoking got banned in restaurants I probably never got a sip of Clean Air.
I know kids copy shit. I don't wanna inspire trips to flavor country.
Weed at the park should be expected tho now. It's basically a blazing gallery. I'd rather take some space. I can only make the choice to blaze around my kids.
They got the knowledge on its risks
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If I have to cut friendship, it’s mainly because their personality is bad
I shoulda done that a long time ago with my ex best friend. I can’t believe I called him that just cause he’s cool and has tattoos and smokes weed. He even got me into playing call of duty too much as a kid which fucked up my ability to socialize in real life a little bit to the point where chicks back then wouldn’t talk to me.
Same, it’s hard to let go at times but you have to do it eventually
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Just to reiterate this was meant as a joke thread about people you actually love and admire. But also good for you cutting bad people out of your life.
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this shit shtinks