3 last things you want on the session

[Easy Slider]

Rain
Pebbles
People

[radcunt]

1. Condoms
2. Oxygen Masks
3. Teslas

[Yakusoku2]

Humidity, rain, injuries

[Síota]

Too hot/too cold, rain, scooter kids vaping on the ledge.

[Steely Daniel]

Dog (unleashed particularly)
Girlfriend
Random spectators/people sitting on obstacles
Bluetooth/Boombox bonus fourth because rarely the music is a actually tolerable or even good.

Keep in mind this is skatepark specific. My town doesn't really have street spots and I feel too old to get kicked out of a parking lot these days.

[Allen.]

Girlfriend without a doubt
Glitchy HVR-MRC1
Sunset/wind
Someone who doesn’t want to be there. Nothing worse than someone who hates the spots we’re at and makes it known, regardless of anyone else wanting to skate it. Or the classic “oh yeah I actually have a curfew and need to be back home in an hour”

[gringo_viejo]

Die geese


Choke on it, gum-chewers-and-tossers


Go play in traffic, coping-sitters

[SatanicPanic]

People who try to sell you a skateboard while you’re skating
People who want to borrow your skateboard while you’re taking a break
Weather

[grimcity]

Injuries.
Scooters at my neighborhood park (especially because of the way our park is designed).
Overzealous campus cops that operate at a local university.

[Can he read]

Skatepark: lurkers, bmx, other people’s music

Street: lurkers, security, other skaters at the spot before I show up

[Banned from the room]

Rc cars
Unattended kids without skateboards. If you're going to dump your kids on us while you binge watch the Rick of love. Send the kids with a bloard. Otherwise I get $10 to keep your little angel from getting run over. Cuz you know that when it happens you gotta check to see if anyone still has your back and run down here ultimately alone in your bathrobe swinging your arms in the air. Flaming red and foaming.
I hate the skatepark.
People who just talk about Aaron Kyro. I'm tired of finding out kids don't know who Kalis or even worse PJ.
Fuckin how Ked? You kinda rip. Only been skating a year! Gdm. Are you like paying the church for the powers or what?

Took me like 5 years to even see an Ollie demonstrated.my aunty Judy told me a wall ride was an Ollie. And that her son was always breaking boards doing the Ollie.
I try to imagine what it looked like as I only got to see him pushing.
What a fuckin style. He was like 6'1" Total high kicker. Probably where I got it. Long slow strides but slap the shit out the blacktop and just listen to your bearings hissing.

[sk4terX]

1. Dylan

2. Dylan

3. Dylan

4. Dylan

5. Dylan

[Cliche10k]

Needles
Cariumas
Piles of shit around the spot

Yes sir 💯

[Heshrat]

Bad music, drugs, bmxers
A scooter kid won’t hurt ya but colliding with a bike will

[Banned from the room]

Bad music, drugs, bmxers
A scooter kid won’t hurt ya but colliding with a bike will

I agree. Most of my bike experiences have been positive except in 2017?8? When I got 7 staples in my dome piece over a bike kid cut me off 666 hrs from home

[corey websturd]

scooters
wind
a guy better than me

[Jewel Runner]

- sketchy people
- kids running around like it's a playground
- skaters who won't acknowledge one another

[versacekid420]

my board

my skate shoes

a reason to skate

[Minoru Suzuki]

1. Cocky dudes
2. Oblivious headphone dudes
3. BMX dudes

[vktrvghn]

• Lack of beer
• High wind gusts
• Bird shit

[c-dock]

Weather excluded:

-Injuries

-People who keep trying to talk to you

-Anyone who gets in the way of the session. Be it cops, people threatening to call the cops, or little kids using the skatepark as a playground without an attentive parent in sight

I work nearly 50 hours a week, so during the limited time I get to skate I want to get the most out of it. If something messes that up it bothers me a lot more than it used to, but that's not surprising. All the things I listed kind of sum up what you have to deal with trying to stay into skating while getting older and working full time so I guess it makes sense.

Edit: Format/grammar

[Heshrat]

Dog (unleashed particularly)
Girlfriend
Random spectators/people sitting on obstacles
Bluetooth/Boombox bonus fourth because rarely the music is a actually tolerable or even good.

Keep in mind this is skatepark specific. My town doesn't really have street spots and I feel too old to get kicked out of a parking lot these days.

Damn I like dogs

[botefdunn]

3.  Land my trick

2.  Put on my hoodie

1.  Have a smoke and a chat

[gringo_viejo]

• Lack of beer
• High wind gusts
• Bird shit

It's just the worst when you find an otherwise great spot but the roll up/rollaway is under one of those trees. Swarmed with crows and the ground basically slick underneath.