mom was a stripper, dad was a meth-dealer (who i never met)
grandmother dated a drug dealer and turned into a DEA agent
this was after he tied her to a tree, raped her mom and sister and then made them empty their banks accounts
the bank was suspicious and called the police. he shot himself after 48hr of negotiating
sister is a dope addict, brother is a busted drug dealer who grew up in boys homes
oh, and my girlfriend stole her parents' car which almost made the police come to my house..
her dad's a millionaire who helped develop weapons of mass destruction