Vovvy, Come back.
Christopher Hansen’s got more Hoes than a Thunder-Cat
Vov jerkin’ to Huggies ads, dick hard from the baby fat.
C’s schlong so long, he needs a Mexican Jimmy Hat.
I’m straight Macaulay and Vov Dansen, getting even, tit for tat.
Slim-Jim length and King-Cobra can girth
When C hit wifey’s section, no hope for Vaginal birth.
I wreck pussies from Lansing down to Fort Worth.
Meanwhile,Vov actin’ gay for Tom Ford, like he was Colin Firth.
Vov, getting called out like BINGO was his name-o
Chris is bound stir up controversy like reinstating Jim Crow
Vov treat take your kid to work, like a Saigon strip show
Chris primed to slice off tiny appendages, modern day Van Gogh
Tossin’ out social commentary like this was a hammer throw,
Word to Henry David Thoreau.
I'm Chris Hansen