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Re: Jordan Maxham's "Barc3lona" Part
« Reply #1 on: December 20, 2018, 01:51:38 PM »
Damn, ender was so sick. Rest was kinda meh

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Re: Jordan Maxham's "Barc3lona" Part
« Reply #2 on: December 20, 2018, 01:58:21 PM »
He dresses like he's sponsored by the Zumiez sale rack.


Ender was pretty cool though.
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Re: Jordan Maxham's "Barc3lona" Part
« Reply #3 on: December 20, 2018, 02:18:01 PM »
Worst style and trick selection in skateboarding right now.

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Re: Jordan Maxham's "Barc3lona" Part
« Reply #4 on: December 20, 2018, 02:19:21 PM »

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Re: Jordan Maxham's "Barc3lona" Part
« Reply #5 on: December 20, 2018, 02:26:44 PM »
Seems like a lot of trouble to go through to sell a half dozen boards to 11 year olds in Vermont

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Re: Jordan Maxham's "Barc3lona" Part
« Reply #6 on: December 20, 2018, 02:43:54 PM »
his number of rails hit to time spent grinding ratio is way off.

ender was great

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Re: Jordan Maxham's "Barc3lona" Part
« Reply #7 on: December 20, 2018, 02:44:56 PM »
He dresses like he's sponsored by the Zumiez sale rack.


That's what happens when you're "big" sponsors are Grizzly and Blind

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Re: Jordan Maxham's "Barc3lona" Part
« Reply #8 on: December 20, 2018, 03:37:09 PM »
Thrasher's video description:"We all know the classic Barcelona spots, but Jordan digs a lil deeper, as he uncovers some hidden gems in skateboarding paradise."

lmao maybe its just because I'm a skate nerd but I've seen 95% of those spots in videos before, most of which are totally blown out and have been skated heavily for decades. One clip was at a skatepark for Christ's sake.

I get that having to churn out those descriptions every day without all of them sounding the same is probably a tough job, but this was hilariously bad.

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Re: Jordan Maxham's "Barc3lona" Part
« Reply #9 on: December 20, 2018, 04:25:27 PM »
He is either a hunchback or has that weird condition where your shoulders are very close together.

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Re: Jordan Maxham's "Barc3lona" Part
« Reply #10 on: December 20, 2018, 04:58:27 PM »
I’m comforted knowing that I’m not the only one that didn’t like this.

I feel for the building maintenance worker that has to go buff out this dickhead’s wheel marks from the last trick.
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Re: Jordan Maxham's "Barc3lona" Part
« Reply #11 on: December 20, 2018, 06:48:06 PM »
He dresses like he's sponsored by the Zumiez sale rack.
LOL! There's a chance he is. I don't know of him well enough, but I think his sponsors are brands sold at zumiez.



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Re: Jordan Maxham's "Barc3lona" Part
« Reply #12 on: December 20, 2018, 11:41:04 PM »
what the fuck is a maxham, ahem bachinsky reincarnated

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Re: Jordan Maxham's "Barc3lona" Part
« Reply #13 on: December 21, 2018, 06:54:26 AM »
I think the problem with Jordan is that he sometimes tries tricks that might be cool in theory and then look really lame in reality. ( see 2:44). I like the fact that he's obviously a skate rat and is constantly putting out footage, but his bad style and multicolored grip tape makes it hard to watch him sometimes.

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Re: Jordan Maxham's "Barc3lona" Part
« Reply #14 on: December 21, 2018, 06:58:31 AM »
I think the problem with Jordan is that he sometimes tries tricks that might be cool in theory and then look really lame in reality. ( see 2:44). I like the fact that he's obviously a skate rat and is constantly putting out footage, but his bad style and multicolored grip tape makes it hard to watch him sometimes.

Well, at least he's productive.

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Re: Jordan Maxham's "Barc3lona" Part
« Reply #15 on: December 21, 2018, 07:14:37 AM »
He's really really good and I just don't care

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Re: Jordan Maxham's "Barc3lona" Part
« Reply #16 on: December 21, 2018, 07:24:39 AM »
he got some cool tricks done the hard way, but goddamn tanktops do look awful

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Re: Jordan Maxham's "Barc3lona" Part
« Reply #17 on: December 21, 2018, 07:44:35 AM »
The whack skater's Silas.

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Re: Jordan Maxham's "Barc3lona" Part
« Reply #18 on: December 21, 2018, 08:25:05 AM »
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I think the problem with Jordan is that he sometimes tries tricks that might be cool in theory and then look really lame in reality. ( see 2:44). I like the fact that he's obviously a skate rat and is constantly putting out footage, but his bad style and multicolored grip tape makes it hard to watch him sometimes.
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Well, at least he's productive.

He reminds me of this kid (now grown up) from my local park. Obviously shreds, bad fits, not the most aesthetic style/trick selection, and always put a hand down in every clip whenever he filmed tricks.

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Re: Jordan Maxham's "Barc3lona" Part
« Reply #19 on: December 21, 2018, 08:26:25 AM »
He dresses like he's sponsored by the Zumiez sale rack.

Hahaha I think I left the same comment the last time one of his parts was posted.

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Re: Jordan Maxham's "Barc3lona" Part
« Reply #20 on: December 21, 2018, 08:33:40 AM »
He does dress like a dork but he rips there was some dope shit in there. I liked the bs nosegrind 180 down that rail.

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Re: Jordan Maxham's "Barc3lona" Part
« Reply #21 on: December 21, 2018, 09:05:55 AM »
those varial flip sex change variations (i think thats what he was doing??) looked really cool on the quarter and grey stone bank.

dude needs to skate with more speed though.

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Re: Jordan Maxham's "Barc3lona" Part
« Reply #22 on: December 21, 2018, 09:34:22 AM »
Always has some cool creative ideas for tricks and spots, but I always wish it was done by someone who would actually look good doing them

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Re: Jordan Maxham's "Barc3lona" Part
« Reply #23 on: December 21, 2018, 09:49:38 AM »
So gross.
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Re: Jordan Maxham's "Barc3lona" Part
« Reply #24 on: December 21, 2018, 11:21:31 AM »
How blind is still surviving is beyond me.

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Re: Jordan Maxham's "Barc3lona" Part
« Reply #25 on: December 21, 2018, 12:09:35 PM »
Ive never hated Jordan Maxham but was never that into him. This part got me really psyched to skate, I really enjoyed it. I actually want to buy a Blind reaper board for nostalgias sake.



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Re: Jordan Maxham's "Barc3lona" Part
« Reply #26 on: December 21, 2018, 02:37:13 PM »
He has a style and trick selection that would produce great photography but doesn't translate well to footage.   

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Re: Jordan Maxham's "Barc3lona" Part
« Reply #27 on: December 21, 2018, 02:51:59 PM »
If you're blind, and the reaper reissues sell out immediately but the rest of the shitty designed trash like bong decks and whatever has Mikey poopas name on it NEVER sell out. At what point do you feel embarrassed that you employ a team of graphic designers and work to get out a drop that nobody cares about? All your work is meaningless because a 20 year old cartoon grim reaper is still better than any creative idea you have and that's sad. Dwindle doesn't have to be so Corny either, they just want to I guess. 

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Re: Jordan Maxham's "Barc3lona" Part
« Reply #28 on: December 21, 2018, 07:35:52 PM »
What would be your price to wear a shirt that said “iDabble” for a day? It would have to be a very full full day with a wide array of human interaction. I want to say $100 but even then idk... $250 and it’s a deal, would be traumatic.

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Re: Jordan Maxham's "Barc3lona" Part
« Reply #29 on: December 21, 2018, 08:03:14 PM »
Seems like a lot of trouble to go through to sell a half dozen boards to 11 year olds in Vermont
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