My buddy in high school used to do shit like this. He had a notebook full of the most elaborate, detailed dick portraits you’ve ever seen.
A gigantic dragon who’s horns and wings were giant dicks and of course it had a giant floppy dong.
Cthulhu with his face tentacles as chodes.
Once he took up two pages horizontally by drawing a gigantic detailed as shit rollercoaster where every track was a dick and the coaster itself was a giant dick, he called it “King Da-Cock”.
When we had music theory together one of the early assignments was to draw out a piano and 2 octaves of notes. You guessed it, he made the black keys bigger dicks than the white keys. Teacher held that one up for the class to see.
Left my board in my math class one time and went to go grab it after school and apparently he had a class in that room and recognized my board. Cheech and Chong both had huge pink dicks drawn next to their mouth. Turns out he stole one of the teachers’ markers for that one.