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Title: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: fulfillthedream on July 25, 2022, 11:45:23 AM
www.instagram.com/tv/CgcWoVVpNOA/?igshid=MDJmNzVkMjY%3D
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: Tear Up a Trick on July 25, 2022, 11:54:00 AM
He's got my vote
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: shannamal on July 25, 2022, 12:02:05 PM
there's no rule that says a horse can't be on city council!
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: Bobbybanana on July 25, 2022, 12:04:35 PM
He can only vote neigh
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: Atiba Applebum on July 25, 2022, 12:07:35 PM
Mikey Taylor for Mare
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: manysnakes on July 25, 2022, 12:24:27 PM
This man out there just searching for new ways to be disliked.
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: DaleSr on July 25, 2022, 12:32:57 PM
Mikey Taylor wants to do a 180 on the current direction of thousand oaks
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: cky enthusiast on July 25, 2022, 12:33:27 PM
city council staaaars
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: arrbee on July 25, 2022, 12:46:09 PM
Could anyone imagine picking a 40 year old candidate named "Mikey"
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: DaleSr on July 25, 2022, 12:48:03 PM
Could be a good thing. He might push for stuff that benefits skaters.

You must not be paying attention to current day landlord mikey
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: Chatbot on July 25, 2022, 12:54:18 PM
Could be a good thing. He might push for stuff that benefits skaters.

Or push for stuff that benefits his businesses.
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: Gnarles Mingus on July 25, 2022, 01:00:00 PM
Mikey Taylor for Mare

ok mr mare, feast your ears on that spindoctors mix!
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: lamfordie on July 25, 2022, 01:13:07 PM
Mikey Taylor for Gentrification
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: jgonzalez on July 25, 2022, 01:16:31 PM
Low key tired of reading the same horse jokes all the time. Kinda mean to bully someone about their appearance but man what a goof this guy is.

Straight up gentrifier what is his educational background anyway. Never heard of the schools his wife went to but good for her. The whole I run a business therefore I can run government is some dumbass right wing rhetoric. Some of those foos in the left wing pro thread seem to have a better education and understanding of political theory but shit as we’ve seen none of that matters these days in politics. Anyway it’s just city council

Fuck housing for profit tho housing is a human right.

His h&m tier fit LOL

Im sure bro is reading this LOLing in his live laugh love pumpkin spice ass living room he seems to be a real sucker for the system
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: TastyBurrito on July 25, 2022, 01:28:55 PM
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Could be a good thing. He might push for stuff that benefits skaters.
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You must not be paying attention to current day landlord mikey

Oof. I have not. Can someone TL;DR for me? Thanks.
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: DaleSr on July 25, 2022, 01:32:21 PM
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Could be a good thing. He might push for stuff that benefits skaters.
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You must not be paying attention to current day landlord mikey
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Oof. I have not. Can someone TL;DR for me? Thanks.

(https://i.ibb.co/7G2b128/22-A80-A8-D-5-C03-4267-AEBA-1-DF3-E9-E278-BC.jpg) (https://ibb.co/p3JnLJG)

Mikey is not on our side. He's dumb as fuck and lucked into a huge windfall because he was an early investor in st archer. This man is a landlord because of shitty beer
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: TastyBurrito on July 25, 2022, 01:34:44 PM
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Could be a good thing. He might push for stuff that benefits skaters.
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You must not be paying attention to current day landlord mikey
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Oof. I have not. Can someone TL;DR for me? Thanks.
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Mikey is not on our side. He's dumb as fuck and lucked into a huge windfall because he was an early investor in st archer. This man is a landlord because of shitty beer

Ahh. So a "gets some money and immediately forgets his roots" kind of dude?

If that's the case, I can most def see him becoming a NIMBY kind of person.
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: DaleSr on July 25, 2022, 01:36:02 PM
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Could be a good thing. He might push for stuff that benefits skaters.
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You must not be paying attention to current day landlord mikey
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Oof. I have not. Can someone TL;DR for me? Thanks.
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Mikey is not on our side. He's dumb as fuck and lucked into a huge windfall because he was an early investor in st archer. This man is a landlord because of shitty beer
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Ahh. So a "gets some money and immediately forgets his roots" kind of dude?

If that's the case, I can most def see him becoming a NIMBY kind of person.

Worse, he's a "i got incredibly lucky and that means I'm a business genius" guy
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: Tear Up a Trick on July 25, 2022, 01:46:00 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0hkVJ5FRdDs (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0hkVJ5FRdDs)
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: theotherguy on July 25, 2022, 01:57:37 PM
He can only vote neigh


You got me crying here...perfect.
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: Skibb on July 25, 2022, 02:01:03 PM
city council staaaars

Thank you for this
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: TastyBurrito on July 25, 2022, 02:01:18 PM
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Could be a good thing. He might push for stuff that benefits skaters.
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You must not be paying attention to current day landlord mikey
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Oof. I have not. Can someone TL;DR for me? Thanks.
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Mikey is not on our side. He's dumb as fuck and lucked into a huge windfall because he was an early investor in st archer. This man is a landlord because of shitty beer
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Ahh. So a "gets some money and immediately forgets his roots" kind of dude?

If that's the case, I can most def see him becoming a NIMBY kind of person.
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Worse, he's a "i got incredibly lucky and that means I'm a business genius" guy

Probably listens to Tai Lopez and Gary Vee podcasts all day.
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: PatrickSkateman on July 25, 2022, 02:02:10 PM
These two things don’t equal…
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: Sketch Hitchcock on July 25, 2022, 02:15:12 PM
But will his business partner and COO be involved in the campaign?
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: Lou Strux on July 25, 2022, 02:17:29 PM
What the fuck is up with that long winded campaign announce?
Dude is really full of himself if he thinks voters give two fuxx about his complete, unabridged biography. Your wife’s degrees? Seriously?
You wanna tell us about yours?
Oh… nevermind.
Just tell us you’re a pro business, anti tax, neo-con & hope that you read the electorate correctly in your gamble to become fewture mayor/congressman/senator/president, or whatever your endgame is.
Good for you, Mikey.
I’m happy for you.
Now chop out the chit-chat & get down to the fax, so the good citizens of Thousand Groves (or whatever your subdivision is called) can remember to give your ass the stick on Election Day.
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: DaleSr on July 25, 2022, 02:21:09 PM
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Could be a good thing. He might push for stuff that benefits skaters.
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You must not be paying attention to current day landlord mikey
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Oof. I have not. Can someone TL;DR for me? Thanks.
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Mikey is not on our side. He's dumb as fuck and lucked into a huge windfall because he was an early investor in st archer. This man is a landlord because of shitty beer
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Ahh. So a "gets some money and immediately forgets his roots" kind of dude?

If that's the case, I can most def see him becoming a NIMBY kind of person.
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Worse, he's a "i got incredibly lucky and that means I'm a business genius" guy
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Probably listens to Tai Lopez and Gary Vee podcasts all day.

https://youtu.be/9-X-Zmq-oao

https://youtube.com/shorts/2d0yW-aTcdo?feature=share

EVEN WORSE he's trying to start his own grindset brand
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: too fakie on July 25, 2022, 02:25:02 PM
Of all the things that I disliked about that video, the weirdest thing is him talking about his 10, 7, and 2 year old children all raising their families and starting businesses in the same town he grew up in. It’s so weird to me that people think this way. Let life happen my guy.

I had a friend whose parents offered to help him and his wife with a down payment on a house only if it was within 5-10 minutes from the house he grew up in. They wanted to buy a place 20 minutes away and they took the money off the table.
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: versacekid420 on July 25, 2022, 02:32:45 PM
I want the shit Mikeys smoking
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: The Ghost of Lenny Kirk on July 25, 2022, 02:39:21 PM
He’s going to be the president someday
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: fulfillthedream on July 25, 2022, 02:45:23 PM
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Could be a good thing. He might push for stuff that benefits skaters.
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You must not be paying attention to current day landlord mikey
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Oof. I have not. Can someone TL;DR for me? Thanks.
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Mikey is not on our side. He's dumb as fuck and lucked into a huge windfall because he was an early investor in st archer. This man is a landlord because of shitty beer
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Ahh. So a "gets some money and immediately forgets his roots" kind of dude?

If that's the case, I can most def see him becoming a NIMBY kind of person.
[close]

Worse, he's a "i got incredibly lucky and that means I'm a business genius" guy
[close]

Probably listens to Tai Lopez and Gary Vee podcasts all day.
[close]

https://youtu.be/9-X-Zmq-oao

https://youtube.com/shorts/2d0yW-aTcdo?feature=share

EVEN WORSE he's trying to start his own grindset brand

i had to google what this was and damn! as much as I admire business minded/ entrepreneur mindsets i equally find it just as obnoxious when people "push" it onto you like politics or religion.
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: yungthug on July 25, 2022, 02:59:38 PM
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Could be a good thing. He might push for stuff that benefits skaters.
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You must not be paying attention to current day landlord mikey
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Oof. I have not. Can someone TL;DR for me? Thanks.
[close]

Mikey is not on our side. He's dumb as fuck and lucked into a huge windfall because he was an early investor in st archer. This man is a landlord because of shitty beer
[close]

Ahh. So a "gets some money and immediately forgets his roots" kind of dude?

If that's the case, I can most def see him becoming a NIMBY kind of person.
[close]

Worse, he's a "i got incredibly lucky and that means I'm a business genius" guy
[close]

Probably listens to Tai Lopez and Gary Vee podcasts all day.
[close]

https://youtu.be/9-X-Zmq-oao

https://youtube.com/shorts/2d0yW-aTcdo?feature=share

EVEN WORSE he's trying to start his own grindset brand
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i had to google what this was and damn! as much as I admire business minded/ entrepreneur mindsets i equally find it just as obnoxious when people "push" it onto you like politics or religion.
I wouldn't, 9.97 times out of 10 what is really behind these "self-made" people is family money/connections, luck, or both.

And yet most of the time these people think they made it themselves. It's a foundational part of the American myth, the Protestant work ethic, whatever you wanna call it.

Case in point with Mr. Taylor: my man thinks he's a genius for gentrifying neighborhoods with the shitload of money he got by being an early investor in St Archer at a great time in the craft beer industry wave.

They got bought out by Big Beer, and this goofball has parlayed that initial enormous stroke of good fortune into an image of this business guru rather than shutting up and thanking the universe for investing in Saint Archer when he did.
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: pro club blanks on July 25, 2022, 03:08:16 PM
Dude sounds like he went to the ben shapiro school of public speaking, just mad smug and nasally with it
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: cky enthusiast on July 25, 2022, 03:13:35 PM
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=YeO0rZr0vpo
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: Mall Grab Mike on July 25, 2022, 03:25:03 PM
If you think MT still cares about skateboarding, you are wrong. He was the cling on that got booted from almost every company he was on. To go from the City Stars crew to ending up on Sovrn is a sign you blew it.
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: augustmoon on July 25, 2022, 03:28:18 PM
Ah politics, the natural progression of a born grifter
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: Lou Strux on July 25, 2022, 03:30:42 PM
If you think MT still cares about skateboarding, you are wrong. He was the cling on that got booted from almost every company he was on. To go from the City Stars crew to ending up on Sovrn is a sign you blew it.
He didn’t “end up” on SOVRN, he created the GD brand so he could remain relevant a little longer.
It’s crucial to his back story, as an up & coming political mover/shaker.
He’ll bring it up on the campaign trail. A lot. Over & over again. Between references to his wife’s academic credentials & his plans for his children's fewture.
You’ll see.
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: Highonangeldust on July 25, 2022, 03:48:27 PM
Politics are one big “Dog and Pony show” anyways. So it’s fitting he’s running.
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: Frank and Fred on July 25, 2022, 04:00:53 PM
He'd make a great politician and I mean that in the worst possible way.
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: PatrickSkateman on July 25, 2022, 04:02:26 PM
If you think MT still cares about skateboarding, you are wrong. He was the cling on that got booted from almost every company he was on. To go from the City Stars crew to ending up on Sovrn is a sign you blew it.

Santa Cruz Mikey Taylor made the jump to City Stars very surprising.
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: HugeBodBoyle on July 25, 2022, 04:23:41 PM
Who is he running against? These things are usually a two horse race.
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: pugmaster on July 25, 2022, 04:29:02 PM
This could be the start of what eventually becomes a great Netflix documentary series.
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: radcunt on July 25, 2022, 06:16:16 PM
This could be the start of what eventually becomes a great Netflix documentary series.

Big fan of true crime. “He seemed so normal and nice!”
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: fakie nollie on July 25, 2022, 06:34:19 PM
Who is he running against? These things are usually a two horse race.

Heh
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: Drawcula on July 25, 2022, 06:46:25 PM
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Could be a good thing. He might push for stuff that benefits skaters.
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You must not be paying attention to current day landlord mikey
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Oof. I have not. Can someone TL;DR for me? Thanks.
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(https://i.ibb.co/7G2b128/22-A80-A8-D-5-C03-4267-AEBA-1-DF3-E9-E278-BC.jpg) (https://ibb.co/p3JnLJG)

Mikey is not on our side. He's dumb as fuck and lucked into a huge windfall because he was an early investor in st archer. This man is a landlord because of shitty beer

Whoa. Mikey dense... so dense.
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: Ricky Vaughn on July 25, 2022, 06:47:59 PM
I do not like his mane
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: Burt Ward on July 25, 2022, 08:07:42 PM
www.youtube.com/watch?v=qABA0X6IzxU
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Post by: Lenny the Fatface on July 25, 2022, 08:10:41 PM
Mikey Taylor has the same resume as a Sims character.
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: arrbee on July 25, 2022, 08:21:31 PM
He’s going to be the president someday

Of the HOA
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: figureitout on July 25, 2022, 10:48:31 PM
what a bullshit artist, a crook.
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: j....soy..... on July 25, 2022, 10:53:54 PM
https://youtu.be/vAN_4wgm9t8
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: excitableboy on July 26, 2022, 12:54:07 AM
Who is he running against? These things are usually a two horse race.

Wouldn't be surprised if he whinnies.
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: Dr Hass on July 26, 2022, 03:09:55 AM
Can we set up a PAC for his opponents
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: El Chancho on July 26, 2022, 04:27:56 AM
We are going to enter a deep recession and possibly a housing market meltdown. All the "super smart" house flippers were just riding a long wave of easy borrowing low interest rates that created another housing bubble. This is 2008 all over again and a lot of house flipers are about to go broke. Let´s see how he plays it in this scenario.
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: mooraga on July 26, 2022, 05:20:18 AM
city council staaaars
;D
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: boogs on July 26, 2022, 05:43:14 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_DVS_303kQ
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: matt_2993 on July 26, 2022, 05:44:24 AM
I can't wait to see more of this. Would be so entertaining if he actually won too
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: Mean salto on July 26, 2022, 05:53:00 AM
I know everyone's pretty set on the horse comparisons but his new bloated face and little bit of Flappy hair on-top really remind me of the characters in this old sea monkeys show
https://youtu.be/G62o0m7P-s4
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: steezenking on July 26, 2022, 05:55:33 AM
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Of the HOA

I can just imagine him driving around the neighborhood for 8 hours a day measuring people grass and ripping out flamingo lawn ornaments.
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: Not A Damn Chance on July 26, 2022, 06:06:24 AM
I love Thousand Oaks, but it makes me the worst psychopathic maniac.
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: manysnakes on July 26, 2022, 06:20:17 AM
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Could be a good thing. He might push for stuff that benefits skaters.
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You must not be paying attention to current day landlord mikey
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Oof. I have not. Can someone TL;DR for me? Thanks.
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Mikey is not on our side. He's dumb as fuck and lucked into a huge windfall because he was an early investor in st archer. This man is a landlord because of shitty beer
[close]

Ahh. So a "gets some money and immediately forgets his roots" kind of dude?

If that's the case, I can most def see him becoming a NIMBY kind of person.
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Worse, he's a "i got incredibly lucky and that means I'm a business genius" guy
[close]

Probably listens to Tai Lopez and Gary Vee podcasts all day.
[close]

https://youtu.be/9-X-Zmq-oao

https://youtube.com/shorts/2d0yW-aTcdo?feature=share

EVEN WORSE he's trying to start his own grindset brand

This is absolutely the worst thing about his public persona.
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: RoaryMcTwang on July 26, 2022, 06:38:18 AM
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You must not be paying attention to current day landlord mikey
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Oof. I have not. Can someone TL;DR for me? Thanks.
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Mikey is not on our side. He's dumb as fuck and lucked into a huge windfall because he was an early investor in st archer. This man is a landlord because of shitty beer
[close]

Ahh. So a "gets some money and immediately forgets his roots" kind of dude?

If that's the case, I can most def see him becoming a NIMBY kind of person.
[close]

Worse, he's a "i got incredibly lucky and that means I'm a business genius" guy
[close]

Probably listens to Tai Lopez and Gary Vee podcasts all day.
[close]

https://youtu.be/9-X-Zmq-oao

https://youtube.com/shorts/2d0yW-aTcdo?feature=share

EVEN WORSE he's trying to start his own grindset brand

And this is a commune how?

I really don’t like the cut of his jib.
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: straight on July 26, 2022, 06:53:45 AM
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Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: LebowskisRug on July 26, 2022, 06:54:41 AM
I watched one of his reels just to see how bad it was and now that's all IG suggests.
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: DanCorteseFromMTVSports on July 26, 2022, 08:28:54 AM
Coming in late. Has anyone mentioned how he looks like a horse? If not, he looks like a horse
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: boneless900 on July 26, 2022, 08:45:07 AM
Mikey Taylor for Mare

"Ok Mr. Mare, feast your ears on that Spindoctors Mix"

https://youtu.be/ZjvTXdSkIts
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: Made In China on July 26, 2022, 09:10:53 AM
I can't wait to see more of this. Would be so entertaining if he actually won too
Nah, I can almost guarantee that the policies he would be pushing would not benefit the majority of the people in his city. Mikey is one of those businessman turned politicians that doesn't know a rat's ass about what he's doing and is only in it so he can increase his brand and push policies that would eventually lead to him (and other rich business owners) to make more money. We don't need more of those fools in politics, we already got way too many of them.
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: TheDraught on July 26, 2022, 09:17:30 AM
Lots of jealous folks around here when somebody makes some dough. Why the long faces?
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: Theme For A Jackal on July 26, 2022, 09:18:32 AM
Mikey Taylor quickly trying to become most insufferable guy in skateboarding
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: RichardBarkley on July 26, 2022, 09:18:51 AM
I wish him all the best. If I lived there I'd vote for him
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: Sanka Coffie on July 26, 2022, 09:39:40 AM
I love how Mikey Taylor just keeps breeding. I was so worried there was a shortage of equestrian faced finance bros out in the world “educating” people on social media and making communities “better”.
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: A Not At All Naughty Chemist on July 26, 2022, 10:19:42 AM
I've never heard of this one-horse town
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: blurst_of_times on July 26, 2022, 04:10:53 PM
Mikey Taylor quickly trying to became most insufferable guy in skateboarding
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: Sick Duck on July 26, 2022, 04:15:45 PM
I don’t trust anyone that tries to sell you ways to make money
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: Paul Cicero on July 26, 2022, 04:19:03 PM
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Could be a good thing. He might push for stuff that benefits skaters.
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You must not be paying attention to current day landlord mikey
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Oof. I have not. Can someone TL;DR for me? Thanks.
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Mikey is not on our side. He's dumb as fuck and lucked into a huge windfall because he was an early investor in st archer. This man is a landlord because of shitty beer
[close]

Ahh. So a "gets some money and immediately forgets his roots" kind of dude?

If that's the case, I can most def see him becoming a NIMBY kind of person.
[close]

Worse, he's a "i got incredibly lucky and that means I'm a business genius" guy
[close]

Probably listens to Tai Lopez and Gary Vee podcasts all day.
[close]

https://youtu.be/9-X-Zmq-oao

https://youtube.com/shorts/2d0yW-aTcdo?feature=share

EVEN WORSE he's trying to start his own grindset brand
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This is absolutely the worst thing about his public persona.

“taxes are a big expense” - earth shattering stuff, thanks Mikey.
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: SatanicPanic on July 26, 2022, 04:28:41 PM
Mikey Taylor quickly trying to become most insufferable guy in skateboarding
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: EdLawndale on July 26, 2022, 04:58:44 PM
The city I come from is 1000x cooler than Thousand Oaks.

And I've seen developers come in heavy over the past 20 years, throwing their money around and just trying to make a buck of the place, but really all they do is just make a muck of it.  They don't really care about the city's character or its valuable aspects that should be preserved. As far as they're concerned, all that shit can go to the wayside...

Build a huge hotel on the side of a bluff (that residents have been fighting against for at least three decades)? Sure go ahead! Does it matter that the jackhammer-explosion construction may be fast-tracking the erosion of the unstable bluff, contributing to collapses? Nope! Nothing to see here!

Raise the rent and force the eviction of two longstanding local businesses? Why not?! Tell us you're doing it to raze the building and build affordable housing? Okay, well, I guess that's different! Oh, shit, something happened and you're gonna now keep the building but just put a fancy, expensive restaurant in there? Guess that's how it goes!

Buy out a longstanding local bar/restaurant that has been in the community for decades in a building that resembles a pirate ship then submit plans to raze it and architecture designs that look like a two story hospital cafeteria? Let's do this shit!

That's just the tip of the iceberg and a lot of this crap gets pushed through because you get development-hungry pushovers like Mikey Taylor in significant roles such as City Councilmembers.

Guy doesn't even have the integrity to take the blame for rear-ending someone getting of the freeway and you expect him to stand up to detrimental forces in your community?
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: manysnakes on July 26, 2022, 05:18:43 PM
I don’t trust anyone that tries to sell you ways to make money

It is beyond me how a person with two brain cells cannot tell that ANYONE selling you a money making scheme is running a scam. The best part is that I don’t think Mikey is bright enough to know it’s a scam.
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: Sick Duck on July 26, 2022, 06:36:28 PM
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I don’t trust anyone that tries to sell you ways to make money
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It is beyond me how a person with two brain cells cannot tell that ANYONE selling you a money making scheme is running a scam. The best part is that I don’t think Mikey is bright enough to know it’s a scam.
yeah from what it sounds like the way he got some real money was basically a scam that happened to work out for him and he never even realized
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: JANUS on July 26, 2022, 07:18:45 PM
(https://i0.wp.com/www.horsetalk.co.nz/wp-content/uploads/2019/07/stock_0563.jpg?fit=800%2C445&ssl=1)
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: fakie nollie on July 26, 2022, 07:19:43 PM
Ngl he seems par for the course to be city council for a place like Thousand Oaks. It’s one of the most affluent cities in North America and full of dog whistling trumpers who are swindler influencers
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: Uncle Flea on July 26, 2022, 07:42:08 PM
I back skaters getting involved with in their community. For better or worse skateboarding should infest all aspects of everything. If the heart is in the right place then it could be good for everyone

Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: manysnakes on July 26, 2022, 07:49:14 PM
I back skaters getting involved with in their community. For better or worse skateboarding should infest all aspects of everything. If the heart is in the right place then it could be good for everyone

Skaters are mostly morons and I don’t want them anywhere near the levers of power.
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: Atiba Applebum on July 26, 2022, 11:28:06 PM
Maybe he thought it was Thousand Oats and he get super excited/hungey
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: Abyss1 on July 26, 2022, 11:33:26 PM
Lol the monthly salary for a city council person is $1800/mo…sigma grind set mikey
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: you_are_all_cunts on July 26, 2022, 11:37:39 PM
This is what happens when you stick your dick in your high school sweetheart and end up with 4 kids, you have to keep yourself busy with bullshit.
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: Prostate Exam on July 27, 2022, 06:07:19 AM
Apparently not the first horse to run for consul:

Incitatus - Wikipedia (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Incitatus)
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: DISTANT RUMOURS on July 27, 2022, 06:22:10 AM
Apparently not the first horse to run for consul:

Incitatus - Wikipedia (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Incitatus)

Hahaha wtf

(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/c/c2/Cal%C3%ADgula_e_Incitato.jpg)
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: Donkey Lips on July 27, 2022, 06:31:23 AM
I back skaters getting involved with in their community. For better or worse skateboarding should infest all aspects of everything. If the heart is in the right place then it could be good for everyone

If it's for worse, I'd say you shouldn't back it. And it seems like Mikey's heart is in the right place if by "right" you mean "shitty property developer seeking to loosen tax and zoning restrictions for his own future real estate projects" but yeah sure let's support his run because he skated to a fuckin doves song one time.
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: radcunt on July 27, 2022, 06:40:42 AM
I back skaters getting involved with in their community. For better or worse skateboarding should infest all aspects of everything. If the heart is in the right place then it could be good for everyone

lol his heart is a wallet
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: TwisT on July 27, 2022, 06:48:43 AM
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I back skaters getting involved with in their community. For better or worse skateboarding should infest all aspects of everything. If the heart is in the right place then it could be good for everyone
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If it's for worse, I'd say you shouldn't back it. And it seems like Mikey's heart is in the right place if by "right" you mean "shitty property developer seeking to loosen tax and zoning restrictions for his own future real estate projects" but yeah sure let's support his run because he skated to a fuckin doves song one time.

I totally think this is the plan for Mikey. but hey, maybe they'll get a sick skatepark built too.
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: Style Police on July 27, 2022, 09:21:25 AM
Shortage of zoned homes for horses is my call.

(https://i.postimg.cc/NMQtn0Xv/Screen-Shot-2022-07-27-at-9-20-16-AM.png) (https://postimg.cc/f3q1tD58)
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: Fongstarr. on July 27, 2022, 09:49:48 AM
This is how I know my mind is skewed from living in the Bay Area. $1.2M asking for a 5 bed 2500 square foot house isn't bad if that home was out there. You can pay the same and get a 2 bedroom 1000 square foot house in Berkeley, CA.
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: DannyDee on July 27, 2022, 10:18:16 AM
This is how I know my mind is skewed from living in the Bay Area. $1.2M asking for a 5 bed 2500 square foot house isn't bad if that home was out there. You can pay the same and get a 2 bedroom 1000 square foot house in Berkeley, CA.
Toronto does that to my mind, even when you factor in CAD to USD. Certain markets are insane (NYC, Toronto, SF/Bay Area, Vancouver off the top of my head).
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: DaleSr on July 27, 2022, 12:02:26 PM
San Diego here, that's not a bad price, the only problem is that a regular three bedroom two bathroom isn't much cheaper
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: Abyss1 on July 27, 2022, 12:23:51 PM
This is how I know my mind is skewed from living in the Bay Area. $1.2M asking for a 5 bed 2500 square foot house isn't bad if that home was out there. You can pay the same and get a 2 bedroom 1000 square foot house in Berkeley, CA.

i work as a residential building consultant for Palo Alto, Atherton, and Los Altos *city and hills. I recently did a search on a home that size that recently got remodeled....the zillow price was $5Million....Palo Alto is trippin.
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: IUTSM on July 27, 2022, 01:17:18 PM
city council people are the slimiest, especially real estate developers.

for most of my life the mostly low-income small city I grew up in on the east coast had a city council made up of life long long people, mostly lawyers and high position public works people. In the past 10 years, developer types from out of the area, more affluent places, have been coming in, buying a home, and getting into local politics. I think that more than half the city council have lived there for less than 5 years. They're setting into motion monster development projects on land they have purchased.

City had a municipal garbage dump that handled waste, cost residents nothing, and made the city money by handling other communities waste. That's been closed and waste is contracted to a conglomerate. Costs my folks $7/trash bag.

Waste Water Treatment was municipal, provided good jobs, and was very effective. It was sold to an international conglomerate that leaks shit into the river. No more union jobs, costs taxpayers more.

All that's left is the municipally owned power company and I'm waiting for that to be on the chopping block.

What I'm getting at is that developers on city council positions SUCK and are out to use their power and influence to MAKE MONEY FOR THEMSELVES at the expense of others.
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: rawr1922 on July 27, 2022, 01:42:16 PM
Pet peeve when people say Bay Area . Must be a regional or local thing. Many people I meet say that term. Bay Area so vague & open to interpretation that’s why I don’t like it . Be proud of where you are from , name your city . It’s alright if you don’t live in Berkeley, SF, or Oakland . Those outskirt cities more legit to live, own a house & raise a family than the big 3
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: SickSickSicks on July 27, 2022, 02:29:16 PM
Just what the Thousand Oaks City Council needs, another white, male, "entrepreneur", obsessed with wealth and real estate. Fuck Mikey Taylor.
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: PatrickSkateman on July 27, 2022, 02:30:27 PM
Maybe he’s just trying to relive his days as a City Star… nyuk nyuk nyuk
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: manysnakes on July 27, 2022, 03:24:25 PM
(https://i.ibb.co/LrrqvqT/64684870-D894-404-F-BDEB-04-F27-CD2-CEA3.jpg) (https://ibb.co/LrrqvqT)
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: rawr1922 on July 27, 2022, 04:41:58 PM
city council people are the slimiest, especially real estate developers
This is why Mikey Taylor will win , he slimy . He’s obviously no developer . He buys one house then automatically thinks he a real estate guru & qualified to give advice on the subject matter . This man is awful, just look at him . Can’t even click on the links y’all provide . Rather be punched in the face then listen to MT give any type of advice . A gross arrogant individual
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: IUTSM on July 27, 2022, 04:43:26 PM
(https://i.ibb.co/LrrqvqT/64684870-D894-404-F-BDEB-04-F27-CD2-CEA3.jpg) (https://ibb.co/LrrqvqT)

I don't know shit about Mikey Taylor's skateboarding or personality or anything like that, but this sez enough for me.
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: JamesFardy on July 27, 2022, 05:06:19 PM
He should have used footage of himself during his career where he had cornrows. Amateur. You’re supposed to get in front of that stuff early on as far as PR goes.
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: Fongstarr. on July 27, 2022, 05:39:54 PM
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This is how I know my mind is skewed from living in the Bay Area. $1.2M asking for a 5 bed 2500 square foot house isn't bad if that home was out there. You can pay the same and get a 2 bedroom 1000 square foot house in Berkeley, CA.
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i work as a residential building consultant for Palo Alto, Atherton, and Los Altos *city and hills. I recently did a search on a home that size that recently got remodeled....the zillow price was $5Million....Palo Alto is trippin.

Funny how SF is taking a dip on real estate pricing with because of high mortgage rates but it's going from crazy insane pricing to just crazy pricing.

Pet peeve when people say Bay Area . Must be a regional or local thing. Many people I meet say that term. Bay Area so vague & open to interpretation that’s why I don’t like it . Be proud of where you are from , name your city . It’s alright if you don’t live in Berkeley, SF, or Oakland . Those outskirt cities more legit to live, own a house & raise a family than the big 3

I say Bay Area to just give an idea of the area I am talking about. If I said El Sobrante which is where I grew up, no one would know what I am talking about. But yes.....the Bay Area is vast and sectional. Going North to Marine sometimes is like a totally different world and yet you are a hop skip jump away from SF. And even within SF, it used to be so different in a 7X7 mile city. My wife grew up near the Ocean and never went to the Mission District as a kid. You just sort of stay in your district back in those days.


Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: Lou Strux on July 27, 2022, 05:46:59 PM
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This is how I know my mind is skewed from living in the Bay Area. $1.2M asking for a 5 bed 2500 square foot house isn't bad if that home was out there. You can pay the same and get a 2 bedroom 1000 square foot house in Berkeley, CA.
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i work as a residential building consultant for Palo Alto, Atherton, and Los Altos *city and hills. I recently did a search on a home that size that recently got remodeled....the zillow price was $5Million....Palo Alto is trippin.
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Funny how SF is taking a dip on real estate pricing with because of high mortgage rates but it's going from crazy insane pricing to just crazy pricing.

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Pet peeve when people say Bay Area . Must be a regional or local thing. Many people I meet say that term. Bay Area so vague & open to interpretation that’s why I don’t like it . Be proud of where you are from , name your city . It’s alright if you don’t live in Berkeley, SF, or Oakland . Those outskirt cities more legit to live, own a house & raise a family than the big 3
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I say Bay Area to just give an idea of the area I am talking about. If I said El Sobrante which is where I grew up, no one would know what I am talking about. But yes.....the Bay Area is vast and sectional. Going North to Marine sometimes is like a totally different world and yet you are a hop skip jump away from SF. And even within SF, it used to be so different in a 7X7 mile city. My wife grew up near the Ocean and never went to the Mission District as a kid. You just sort of stay in your district back in those days.
El Sob, baby! “It’s what’s leftover.”
Did you ever skate the Red Onion bowl back in the day?
I loved that spot.
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: in love w/ fs shuvs on July 27, 2022, 06:03:29 PM
this is probably one of the most absurd things to ever happen

the anti vax account facelift 2 mikey taylor for councilman is icing on the cake
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: Mr. Kamikazi on July 27, 2022, 06:06:47 PM
Him & Dr. Oz would get along real well.

Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: Highonangeldust on July 27, 2022, 06:16:18 PM
(https://i.postimg.cc/W4HR1w08/0-B538-D40-BA39-46-A0-A50-B-245644-DF3-DE9.png) (https://postimages.org/)
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: rawr1922 on July 27, 2022, 07:30:41 PM
Dear Fongstarr,

Thank you for responding then sharing your insight on the subject matter on the term Bay Area. You are the exception and one of the real ones. I still feel majority of people use that term because they are insecure on hometown from personal encounters . I lived in San Francisco for 3 years and graduated from San Francisco State University. I’m a transplant .  Met a lot of people back then and to this day who insecure where they from. I lived in the city , took Bart a lot & familiar  with the surrounding areas plus I’m a map nerd . So once I ask all the people where in the Bay Area they from , their nonverbal cues & mannerisms demonstrated sketch that’s why I’m not down with that blanket term. And Fongstarr, you’re obviously legit & proud where you are from 

From my personal experience, people who said Bay Area are insecure & think I’m not familiar with the area. It’s like I said earlier,  alright if you not from the big 3. In hindsight, those areas more legit to own property , live, raise a family .

Just hate that term. When  I ask where in Bay Area people become defensive. That’s why I’m still convinced likely a regional or local saying.  You don’t hear Dale Jr & I saying we are from So Cal or Southern California … we are proud to be from the 619, 858, 760 

Lastly OBSF > OBSD 

Ocean beach San Francisco scary
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: Uncle Flea on July 27, 2022, 07:41:15 PM
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I back skaters getting involved with in their community. For better or worse skateboarding should infest all aspects of everything. If the heart is in the right place then it could be good for everyone
[close]

If it's for worse, I'd say you shouldn't back it. And it seems like Mikey's heart is in the right place if by "right" you mean "shitty property developer seeking to loosen tax and zoning restrictions for his own future real estate projects" but yeah sure let's support his run because he skated to a fuckin doves song one time.

That hurts my heart. Let’s hope he does something for the community to make up for selfishness
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: rawr1922 on July 27, 2022, 07:49:23 PM
Can we at least agree Marin is old money? Sharky waters up there , always wanted to go to Bolinas. Is that where the rich kids hang out in the summer or my imagination running wild
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: boogs on July 27, 2022, 08:52:18 PM
Can we at least agree Marin is old money? Sharky waters up there , always wanted to go to Bolinas. Is that where the rich kids hang out in the summer or my imagination running wild
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8iYMtyy8kEo
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: PatrickSkateman on July 27, 2022, 09:06:17 PM
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Can we at least agree Marin is old money? Sharky waters up there , always wanted to go to Bolinas. Is that where the rich kids hang out in the summer or my imagination running wild
[close]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8iYMtyy8kEo

That song will always remind me of the 2nd montage from Transworld Interface.
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: Hairy Ballsagna on July 27, 2022, 09:39:13 PM
Campaigning on a skater platform is a double-edged sword. Sure, you learn to fall and get back up and try again — the electorate understands that — but it can also lead to adultery.
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: IUTSM on July 27, 2022, 09:53:45 PM
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Can we at least agree Marin is old money? Sharky waters up there , always wanted to go to Bolinas. Is that where the rich kids hang out in the summer or my imagination running wild
[close]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8iYMtyy8kEo

as a little kid in the 90s east coast, the DKs themes made sense in a broad way and got me thinking, but I had no understanding the relevance of California Uber Alles or Moon over Marin until I moved to California.
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: yapple dapple on July 27, 2022, 09:56:29 PM
Love to see him in a debate with good old "rent is too damn high" Jimmy McMilan.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=79KzZ0YqLvo
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: pugmaster on July 28, 2022, 12:53:06 AM
Morky: *yes, BUY FOR 2 MILLION, THAT WILL BE GOOD. SELL FOR 5 MILLION *


Barista: sir, can you please stop shouting in Starbucks?

Morky: *making eye contact with the barista*
5 million (under his breath)
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: Dummklaus on July 28, 2022, 01:06:49 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=voN-bYcbx6c

this is amazing. watch mikey skate like the workhorse he is and than talk casually to a pretty cool mayor guy.  8)
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: Mean salto on July 28, 2022, 01:25:42 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=voN-bYcbx6c

this is amazing. watch mikey skate like the workhorse he is and than talk casually to a pretty cool mayor guy.  8)
I always thought the white people botching high fives stereotype wasn't real but fuck those guys made me see the truth. How do people make videos like this not as parody?
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: Ghost Face on July 28, 2022, 01:47:09 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=voN-bYcbx6c

this is amazing. watch mikey skate like the workhorse he is and than talk casually to a pretty cool mayor guy.  8)

This has some weird Sunday School / Scientology promo vid vibe to it.

Also, Weston is sus.
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: bobforapples on July 28, 2022, 03:52:28 AM
Horse faced kilahhbb
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: bobforapples on July 28, 2022, 04:04:19 AM
Is there anyway we can fuck with horse face online
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: TheLurper on July 28, 2022, 02:24:29 PM
You think he'd be smart enough to buy some of the domains associated with his campaign run.

You'd think that, but you'd be wrong, because he is a fucking dunce.

Who has the best photo or video clip of Mikey being absolutely beyond stupid?

http://mikeytaylorforcitycouncil.com/index.html
http://mikeytaylorthousandoaks.com
http://mikeytaylor-thousandoakscitycouncil.com
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: Lou Strux on July 28, 2022, 02:27:35 PM
You think he'd be smart enough to buy some of the domains associated with his campaign run.

You'd think that, but you'd be wrong, because he is a fucking dunce.

Who has the best photo or video clip of Mikey being absolute beyond stupid?

http://mikeytaylorforcitycouncil.com/index.html
http://mikeytaylorthousandoaks.com
http://mikeytaylor-thousandoakscitycouncil.com
Flawless victory!
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: bobforapples on July 28, 2022, 06:45:56 PM
His horse face is really filling soon he will become football
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: Lessfillingtastegreat on July 28, 2022, 08:43:09 PM
You think he'd be smart enough to buy some of the domains associated with his campaign run.

You'd think that, but you'd be wrong, because he is a fucking dunce.

Who has the best photo or video clip of Mikey being absolutely beyond stupid?

http://mikeytaylorforcitycouncil.com/index.html
http://mikeytaylorthousandoaks.com
http://mikeytaylor-thousandoakscitycouncil.com

Slap has no chill.  Savage. I would not put it past a slap member to run against him. 
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: RoaryMcTwang on July 28, 2022, 08:46:45 PM
His horse face is really filling soon he will become football

Watching the commune vid I was also thinking, wait a minute, the horse is barely accurate anymore (though the jokes are still priceless and you shouldn’t look a gift horse in the mouth). But with that bloating, the horse might turn pancake soon

Also this is peak slap:

You think he'd be smart enough to buy some of the domains associated with his campaign run.

You'd think that, but you'd be wrong, because he is a fucking dunce.

Who has the best photo or video clip of Mikey being absolutely beyond stupid?

http://mikeytaylorforcitycouncil.com/index.html
http://mikeytaylorthousandoaks.com
http://mikeytaylor-thousandoakscitycouncil.com
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: fulfillthedream on July 28, 2022, 09:30:31 PM
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His horse face is really filling soon he will become football
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Watching the commune vid I was also thinking, wait a minute, the horse is barely accurate anymore (though the jokes are still priceless and you shouldn’t look a gift horse in the mouth). But with that bloating, the horse might turn pancake soon

Also this is peak slap:

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You think he'd be smart enough to buy some of the domains associated with his campaign run.

You'd think that, but you'd be wrong, because he is a fucking dunce.

Who has the best photo or video clip of Mikey being absolutely beyond stupid?

http://mikeytaylorforcitycouncil.com/index.html
http://mikeytaylorthousandoaks.com
http://mikeytaylor-thousandoakscitycouncil.com
[close]

damn! i didnt know it'd come to this! but haha its pretty funny too that you pointed out you'd think he would've purchased domain names with these names..
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: Mr. Kamikazi on July 29, 2022, 04:45:39 AM
I wonder where he’ll have his insurrection. Should the Berrics be worried?
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: Magnolia on July 29, 2022, 09:59:07 AM
I wonder where he’ll have his insurrection. Should the Berrics be worried?
Barging into the park screaming "Stop the steal!" every time someone doesn't wrap an impossible
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: SHARPSHOOTER on August 02, 2022, 12:46:16 PM
You think he'd be smart enough to buy some of the domains associated with his campaign run.

You'd think that, but you'd be wrong, because he is a fucking dunce.

Who has the best photo or video clip of Mikey being absolutely beyond stupid?

http://mikeytaylorforcitycouncil.com/index.html
http://mikeytaylorthousandoaks.com
http://mikeytaylor-thousandoakscitycouncil.com

That is amazing. Now charge him to buy them back.
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: RichardBarkley on August 02, 2022, 12:56:51 PM
You think he'd be smart enough to buy some of the domains associated with his campaign run.

You'd think that, but you'd be wrong, because he is a fucking dunce.

Who has the best photo or video clip of Mikey being absolutely beyond stupid?

http://mikeytaylorforcitycouncil.com/index.html
http://mikeytaylorthousandoaks.com
http://mikeytaylor-thousandoakscitycouncil.com

That's so fucking sad and pathetic why bother
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: PatrickSkateman on August 02, 2022, 01:13:13 PM
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You think he'd be smart enough to buy some of the domains associated with his campaign run.

You'd think that, but you'd be wrong, because he is a fucking dunce.

Who has the best photo or video clip of Mikey being absolutely beyond stupid?

http://mikeytaylorforcitycouncil.com/index.html
http://mikeytaylorthousandoaks.com
http://mikeytaylor-thousandoakscitycouncil.com
[close]

That's so fucking sad and pathetic why bother

URL’s that long are counterproductive.

Doing anything with them just to mess with someone is Wile E. Coyote levels of futility.
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: listentoaheartbeat on August 02, 2022, 01:57:29 PM
I think he should have used park footage wearing a helmet considering the demographic he is targeting according to the overall messaging.
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: doublesteveburger on August 02, 2022, 02:17:34 PM
so funny


what's next fucking mike mo for student government
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: GauchoAmigo on August 02, 2022, 04:59:54 PM
You think he'd be smart enough to buy some of the domains associated with his campaign run.

You'd think that, but you'd be wrong, because he is a fucking dunce.

Who has the best photo or video clip of Mikey being absolutely beyond stupid?

http://mikeytaylorforcitycouncil.com/index.html
http://mikeytaylorthousandoaks.com
http://mikeytaylor-thousandoakscitycouncil.com

He just screenshotted these and put them on his IG story with the caption "here we go..."
lol
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: TheLurper on August 02, 2022, 06:10:17 PM
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You think he'd be smart enough to buy some of the domains associated with his campaign run.

You'd think that, but you'd be wrong, because he is a fucking dunce.

Who has the best photo or video clip of Mikey being absolutely beyond stupid?

http://mikeytaylorforcitycouncil.com/index.html
http://mikeytaylorthousandoaks.com
http://mikeytaylor-thousandoakscitycouncil.com
[close]

That's so fucking sad and pathetic why bother

Why should someone participate in a democracy and spend their time advocating against those that will do harm to society if they are put in a position of power? Is this really your question?

Mikey Taylor has bad takes on nearly everything and smugly views himself as genius. He arrogantly can't understand why most people don't own apartment complexes or why they didn't just work hard enough to be a pro skater at age 16 (or whenever he went pro) who was making nearly half a million for jumping around on his skateboard.

He acts like he is a cross between Adam Smith and Henry Ford because he bought a few storage units and had wealthy family/friends to invest in his brilliant idea to get this... no one has ever thought of this... sell beer. If he didn't come from money and didn't win the lotto being a pro skater, he'd be doing nothing. This man is not built to be an assistant manager of a banana stand, let alone a city council person.

(https://i.ibb.co/mJBZkyM/Screen-Shot-2022-08-02-at-10-14-40-PM.png)
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: jgonzalez on August 02, 2022, 06:12:26 PM
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You think he'd be smart enough to buy some of the domains associated with his campaign run.

You'd think that, but you'd be wrong, because he is a fucking dunce.

Who has the best photo or video clip of Mikey being absolutely beyond stupid?

http://mikeytaylorforcitycouncil.com/index.html
http://mikeytaylorthousandoaks.com
http://mikeytaylor-thousandoakscitycouncil.com
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He just screenshotted these and put them on his IG story with the caption "here we go..."
lol

screenshat it
(https://64.media.tumblr.com/5192f287f1d7e1b5ca977651c18cc383/0d5e574b769a9017-3d/s1280x1920/488f3a1b3caa46d035e3a8be2174c4cb1864573c.png)

(https://64.media.tumblr.com/de62d3ecf176d15acc73030cbc4e869f/0d5e574b769a9017-04/s1280x1920/f2228491aeca22212e465b10998ba8adb07ea8b8.png)

I noticed two grammatical errors lol
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: Lord Viper Scorpion on August 02, 2022, 07:04:31 PM
slap must stop this dude at all costs
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: bobforapples on August 02, 2022, 07:22:00 PM
Mikey Taylor was never good if he tried to make it in skateboarding today he would be flow
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: Frank and Fred on August 02, 2022, 07:38:37 PM
Late Capitalism will not be kind to Mikey Taylor.
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: Mongey on August 02, 2022, 07:57:49 PM
Mikey Taylor for Mare

Damn. Fucking nailed it.
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: TheLurper on August 02, 2022, 08:26:38 PM
Why is Pixlr complete fucking garbage? Worst update ever. Are there any decent free alternatives?

(https://i.ibb.co/DC5CR6X/Untitled-2.jpg)

(https://i.ibb.co/BjjVnr2/Untitled-1.jpg)
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: Hefe43 on August 02, 2022, 10:13:43 PM
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You think he'd be smart enough to buy some of the domains associated with his campaign run.

You'd think that, but you'd be wrong, because he is a fucking dunce.

Who has the best photo or video clip of Mikey being absolutely beyond stupid?

http://mikeytaylorforcitycouncil.com/index.html
http://mikeytaylorthousandoaks.com
http://mikeytaylor-thousandoakscitycouncil.com
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He just screenshotted these and put them on his IG story with the caption "here we go..."
lol
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screenshat it
(https://64.media.tumblr.com/5192f287f1d7e1b5ca977651c18cc383/0d5e574b769a9017-3d/s1280x1920/488f3a1b3caa46d035e3a8be2174c4cb1864573c.png)

(https://64.media.tumblr.com/de62d3ecf176d15acc73030cbc4e869f/0d5e574b769a9017-04/s1280x1920/f2228491aeca22212e465b10998ba8adb07ea8b8.png)

I noticed two grammatical errors lol

The sills to pay the bills!

I could’ve sworn Mikey was from Newbury Park? It’s a lot more rural with plenty of space for him to run and TO adjacent
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: RichardBarkley on August 03, 2022, 03:56:24 AM
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You think he'd be smart enough to buy some of the domains associated with his campaign run.

You'd think that, but you'd be wrong, because he is a fucking dunce.

Who has the best photo or video clip of Mikey being absolutely beyond stupid?

http://mikeytaylorforcitycouncil.com/index.html
http://mikeytaylorthousandoaks.com
http://mikeytaylor-thousandoakscitycouncil.com
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That's so fucking sad and pathetic why bother
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Why should someone participate in a democracy and spend their time advocating against those that will do harm to society if they are put in a position of power? Is this really your question?

Mikey Taylor has bad takes on nearly everything and smugly views himself as genius. He arrogantly can't understand why most people don't own apartment complexes or why they didn't just work hard enough to be a pro skater at age 16 (or whenever he went pro) who was making nearly half a million for jumping around on his skateboard.

He acts like he is a cross between Adam Smith and Henry Ford because he bought a few storage units and had wealthy family/friends to invest in his brilliant idea to get this... no one has ever thought of this... sell beer. If he didn't come from money and didn't win the lotto being a pro skater, he'd be doing nothing. This man is not built to be an assistant manager of a banana stand, let alone a city council person.

(https://i.ibb.co/mJBZkyM/Screen-Shot-2022-08-02-at-10-14-40-PM.png)

Then just don't vote for him. That's democracy.

Not vindictive smear campaigns. You must have not much going on (like most people on here) to get this worked up over this that you would go to these lengths.
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: blurst_of_times on August 03, 2022, 06:22:58 AM
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You think he'd be smart enough to buy some of the domains associated with his campaign run.

You'd think that, but you'd be wrong, because he is a fucking dunce.

Who has the best photo or video clip of Mikey being absolutely beyond stupid?

http://mikeytaylorforcitycouncil.com/index.html
http://mikeytaylorthousandoaks.com
http://mikeytaylor-thousandoakscitycouncil.com
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That's so fucking sad and pathetic why bother
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Why should someone participate in a democracy and spend their time advocating against those that will do harm to society if they are put in a position of power? Is this really your question?

Mikey Taylor has bad takes on nearly everything and smugly views himself as genius. He arrogantly can't understand why most people don't own apartment complexes or why they didn't just work hard enough to be a pro skater at age 16 (or whenever he went pro) who was making nearly half a million for jumping around on his skateboard.

He acts like he is a cross between Adam Smith and Henry Ford because he bought a few storage units and had wealthy family/friends to invest in his brilliant idea to get this... no one has ever thought of this... sell beer. If he didn't come from money and didn't win the lotto being a pro skater, he'd be doing nothing. This man is not built to be an assistant manager of a banana stand, let alone a city council person.

(https://i.ibb.co/mJBZkyM/Screen-Shot-2022-08-02-at-10-14-40-PM.png)
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Then just don't vote for him. That's democracy.

Not vindictive smear campaigns. You must have not much going on (like most people on here) to get this worked up over this that you would go to these lengths.
You could say we're all... terminally online?

Edit: also, you average nearly 4 posts a day so you must not have much going on, either
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: RichardBarkley on August 03, 2022, 06:58:32 AM
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You think he'd be smart enough to buy some of the domains associated with his campaign run.

You'd think that, but you'd be wrong, because he is a fucking dunce.

Who has the best photo or video clip of Mikey being absolutely beyond stupid?

http://mikeytaylorforcitycouncil.com/index.html
http://mikeytaylorthousandoaks.com
http://mikeytaylor-thousandoakscitycouncil.com
[close]

That's so fucking sad and pathetic why bother
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Why should someone participate in a democracy and spend their time advocating against those that will do harm to society if they are put in a position of power? Is this really your question?

Mikey Taylor has bad takes on nearly everything and smugly views himself as genius. He arrogantly can't understand why most people don't own apartment complexes or why they didn't just work hard enough to be a pro skater at age 16 (or whenever he went pro) who was making nearly half a million for jumping around on his skateboard.



He acts like he is a cross between Adam Smith and Henry Ford because he bought a few storage units and had wealthy family/friends to invest in his brilliant idea to get this... no one has ever thought of this... sell beer. If he didn't come from money and didn't win the lotto being a pro skater, he'd be doing nothing. This man is not built to be an assistant manager of a banana stand, let alone a city council person.

(https://i.ibb.co/mJBZkyM/Screen-Shot-2022-08-02-at-10-14-40-PM.png)
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Then just don't vote for him. That's democracy.

Not vindictive smear campaigns. You must have not much going on (like most people on here) to get this worked up over this that you would go to these lengths.
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You could say we're all... terminally online?

Edit: also, you average nearly 4 posts a day so you must not have much going on, either

I work from home.

I don't go out of my way to create websites to take down and ruin the reputation of people I don't even know. Why people would do that I can't even imagine
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: TheLurper on August 03, 2022, 09:00:08 AM
@RichardBarkley I do not agree with your it is better just not to get involved view of politics.  Democracy doesn't start and end at the voting booth. Voting is the bare-minimum not the maximum.

So far--just this year--Richard Uihlein has "donated" 29 million dollars, Kenneth Griffin 21 million, Lawrence Ellison 20 million, Peter Thiel 20 million, Jeffrey Yass 13 million, Shirley Ryan 10 million to conservative political action committees. This is 113 million dollars spent on influencing elections putting people with shit takes in power.

If someone spends 45 dollars and 30 minutes of time putting together a website, it is pretty minimal effort in a system that requires voting, volunteering (door-to-door canvassing, making phone calls, etc.), and "donations" to "work."

Mikey Taylor is a spoiled jerk who never worked an actual job a day in his life. He has no empathy for or understanding of those who actually have to go to work. His arrogant takes on the economy, politics, and life should be marginalized not at the center of city government. The last thing Thousand Oaks or America needs is another landlord who thinks he is the messiah because he got lucky.

If the website was a photo of Mr. Ed, that'd be unfair. But a website that points out his bad takes, how fucking dumb he is, and says, "this dude is not capable of running a city" is more than fine.

Why would it be a good idea to sit back and watch a person with horrible takes put those takes into action? Why sit back and watch him try to obtain political power so he can make life easier for himself and other millionaires while making life harder for the rest of us? I donated money in the last election cycle to candidates that I don't know personally to prevent people like this asshole from obtaining power. I gave money to those who actually want to improve America and make it better for everyday people, not landlords who worry about businesses more than people.

While I can't find much evidence of Mikey donating to charity (not surprised there), you don't think his storage money influences the outcomes of elections in California?


Mikey Taylor is not some individual trying to live his life outside of the limelight. He is an arrogant wanna-be influencer turned politician who thinks all former pros wish they were him. Pointing out his dumb ass ideas and the negative impact he makes on the world is more than fine.
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: SHARPSHOOTER on August 03, 2022, 11:24:44 AM
How much longer till he transitions into Mike Taylor. I wouldn’t put anyone named Mikey in a position of power aside from third grade class president
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: Candied cigarettes on August 03, 2022, 11:32:19 AM
How much longer till he transitions into Mike Taylor. I wouldn’t put anyone named Mikey in a position of power aside from third grade class president

I actually could see him staying with Mikey because he’s under the illusion that it makes him more relatable. “I’m Mikey, I’m cool, I’m young”
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: bobforapples on August 03, 2022, 11:40:48 AM
He has a football head
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: Paul Cicero on August 03, 2022, 01:32:36 PM
You think he'd be smart enough to buy some of the domains associated with his campaign run.

You'd think that, but you'd be wrong, because he is a fucking dunce.

Who has the best photo or video clip of Mikey being absolutely beyond stupid?

http://mikeytaylorforcitycouncil.com/index.html
http://mikeytaylorthousandoaks.com
http://mikeytaylor-thousandoakscitycouncil.com

LOL - I can’t believe how low this is, all this effort for what? A few gnars to boost your “rep” unbelievable
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: Lord Viper Scorpion on August 03, 2022, 01:44:51 PM
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You think he'd be smart enough to buy some of the domains associated with his campaign run.

You'd think that, but you'd be wrong, because he is a fucking dunce.

Who has the best photo or video clip of Mikey being absolutely beyond stupid?

http://mikeytaylorforcitycouncil.com/index.html
http://mikeytaylorthousandoaks.com
http://mikeytaylor-thousandoakscitycouncil.com
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LOL - I can’t believe how low this is, all this effort for what? A few gnars to boost your “rep” unbelievable

what r u? his campaign maneager?
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: mooraga on August 03, 2022, 01:52:03 PM
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You think he'd be smart enough to buy some of the domains associated with his campaign run.

You'd think that, but you'd be wrong, because he is a fucking dunce.

Who has the best photo or video clip of Mikey being absolutely beyond stupid?

http://mikeytaylorforcitycouncil.com/index.html
http://mikeytaylorthousandoaks.com
http://mikeytaylor-thousandoakscitycouncil.com
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LOL - I can’t believe how low this is, all this effort for what? A few gnars to boost your “rep” unbelievable
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what r u? his campaign maneager?

hold on, these are web pages AGAINST him:

"Mikey Taylor lacks experience, lacks knowledge, and lacks a vision of the future.

Mikey Taylor is not qualified to sit on the Thousand Oaks City Council "

could that mean he actually has chance to win it?
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: drewdown on August 03, 2022, 02:02:25 PM
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You think he'd be smart enough to buy some of the domains associated with his campaign run.

You'd think that, but you'd be wrong, because he is a fucking dunce.

Who has the best photo or video clip of Mikey being absolutely beyond stupid?

http://mikeytaylorforcitycouncil.com/index.html
http://mikeytaylorthousandoaks.com
http://mikeytaylor-thousandoakscitycouncil.com
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LOL - I can’t believe how low this is, all this effort for what? A few gnars to boost your “rep” unbelievable

Debbie downer over here. 
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: TheLurper on August 03, 2022, 02:11:52 PM
could that mean he actually has chance to win it?

That DC money led to storage unit money. Money is a huge benefit when running for office, but he is a dunce. So, Mikey has to compete with the fact that he is incompetent and has never actually done anything on his own.


He is running against three other people:

My fav is Jeff and his slogan "NO MORE JOKES ON THOUSAND OAKS"
https://jeff4to.com/

Sharon
https://mcmahonforthousandoakscitycouncil.com/meet-sharon

And Kyle
https://www.kyleforcouncil.com/


They are all running because Rob McCoy is not seeking re-election after getting called out as complete kook. Instead, Rob will be "working with churches around the country as we're watching religious liberty being attacked."

He is going to work forTurning Point Faith, which seems to be a new and scary off shoot of Turning Point USA. "Turning Point Faith, a church-based “field program” that will recruit pastors and other church leaders to be active in local and national political issues." In context with their actions and their leaders, I read this as we are trying to continue to radicalize the GQP by radicalizing church leaders.



https://www.nytimes.com/2021/03/16/us/charlie-kirk-liberty-falwell-falkirk.html
https://www.vcstar.com/story/news/local/communities/conejo-valley/2022/07/25/former-mayor-rob-mccoy-thousand-oaks-city-council-2022/10148493002/
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: too fakie on August 03, 2022, 04:38:42 PM
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could that mean he actually has chance to win it?
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That DC money led to storage unit money. Money is a huge benefit when running for office, but he is a dunce. So, Mikey has to compete with the fact that he is incompetent and has never actually done anything on his own.


He is running against three other people:

My fav is Jeff and his slogan "NO MORE JOKES ON THOUSAND OAKS"
https://jeff4to.com/

Sharon
https://mcmahonforthousandoakscitycouncil.com/meet-sharon

And Kyle
https://www.kyleforcouncil.com/


They are all running because Rob McCoy is not seeking re-election after getting called out as complete kook. Instead, Rob will be "working with churches around the country as we're watching religious liberty being attacked."

He is going to work forTurning Point Faith, which seems to be a new and scary off shoot of Turning Point USA. "Turning Point Faith, a church-based “field program” that will recruit pastors and other church leaders to be active in local and national political issues." In context with their actions and their leaders, I read this as we are trying to continue to radicalize the GQP by radicalizing church leaders.



https://www.nytimes.com/2021/03/16/us/charlie-kirk-liberty-falwell-falkirk.html
https://www.vcstar.com/story/news/local/communities/conejo-valley/2022/07/25/former-mayor-rob-mccoy-thousand-oaks-city-council-2022/10148493002/

Jeff coming in hot with the 1776 talk. Is there anything else in the world that people refer back 250 years and say “that’s how we should still be doing it today”?
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: Koja510 on August 03, 2022, 04:56:39 PM
The real questions here are would you vote for Mikey over the other candidates?  On the one hand he is a pro skateboarder and was at one point one of us.  On the other hand he is in his full real estate business hustler guy now everything I see from him is cringe worthy.  It’s a tough call.

And also, how long until he realizes his skate image holds him back business wise and goes full Mike Taylor suit wearing venture capitalist?  Will he one day kick kids off his property for skateboarding?
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: Highonangeldust on August 03, 2022, 05:03:39 PM
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You think he'd be smart enough to buy some of the domains associated with his campaign run.

You'd think that, but you'd be wrong, because he is a fucking dunce.

Who has the best photo or video clip of Mikey being absolutely beyond stupid?

http://mikeytaylorforcitycouncil.com/index.html
http://mikeytaylorthousandoaks.com
http://mikeytaylor-thousandoakscitycouncil.com
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LOL - I can’t believe how low this is, all this effort for what? A few gnars to boost your “rep” unbelievable
Lighten up, we’re all just “horsing” around.
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: Paul Cicero on August 03, 2022, 05:09:24 PM
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You think he'd be smart enough to buy some of the domains associated with his campaign run.

You'd think that, but you'd be wrong, because he is a fucking dunce.

Who has the best photo or video clip of Mikey being absolutely beyond stupid?

http://mikeytaylorforcitycouncil.com/index.html
http://mikeytaylorthousandoaks.com
http://mikeytaylor-thousandoakscitycouncil.com
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LOL - I can’t believe how low this is, all this effort for what? A few gnars to boost your “rep” unbelievable
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Lighten up, we’re all just “horsing” around.

Well you and other may be, but going to those lengths is kinda weird, no?
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: JANUS on August 03, 2022, 05:40:46 PM
(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/2/20/Sill_%28PSF%29.png)
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: EdLawndale on August 03, 2022, 06:08:32 PM
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could that mean he actually has chance to win it?
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That DC money led to storage unit money. Money is a huge benefit when running for office, but he is a dunce. So, Mikey has to compete with the fact that he is incompetent and has never actually done anything on his own.


He is running against three other people:

My fav is Jeff and his slogan "NO MORE JOKES ON THOUSAND OAKS"
https://jeff4to.com/

Sharon
https://mcmahonforthousandoakscitycouncil.com/meet-sharon

And Kyle
https://www.kyleforcouncil.com/


They are all running because Rob McCoy is not seeking re-election after getting called out as complete kook. Instead, Rob will be "working with churches around the country as we're watching religious liberty being attacked."

He is going to work forTurning Point Faith, which seems to be a new and scary off shoot of Turning Point USA. "Turning Point Faith, a church-based “field program” that will recruit pastors and other church leaders to be active in local and national political issues." In context with their actions and their leaders, I read this as we are trying to continue to radicalize the GQP by radicalizing church leaders.



https://www.nytimes.com/2021/03/16/us/charlie-kirk-liberty-falwell-falkirk.html
https://www.vcstar.com/story/news/local/communities/conejo-valley/2022/07/25/former-mayor-rob-mccoy-thousand-oaks-city-council-2022/10148493002/

I hope you're joking about Jeff. Aside from Mikey, he seems the kookiest candidate and seems to have a lot of libertarian issues as his primary concern.

From reading their websites, Sharon McMahon and Kyle Rohrbach seem like the most level-headed candidates. Kyle even represents himself as being a 4th-generation Thousand Oaker who'll fight for affordable housing.

Also, funny how spot on you got those fake Mikey Taylor website names.

I say keep up the good fight, TheLurper. Idk exactly why you are going these lengths to ensure Mikey Taylor does not win, but I would agree he is not the ideal candidate (I'm leaning towards Sharon or Kyle). That said, I don't live in Thousand Oaks anymore, so I cannot vote in this election...but interesting nonetheless.

So much drama on the MassageBoards rn that I'm getting confused. I was like, "Is Tiago Lemos running for Thousand Oaks city council?"
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: Therealkickflip on October 06, 2022, 07:20:37 PM
HAHAHHAAHHA.

COmmunes finest (who blocked me for disagreeing with his financial recommendations) posted a series of recent videos with mad bundles of fake cash behind him. Some of it he plays with like it’s a toy. Does this guy know what planet he’s on? I’ve never seen someone this off.

I’ve got $69 in the pot. August 2023, His wife files for divorce and takes the kids and house + half his money. And he’s on the street with long hair snorting coc again
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: PatrickSkateman on October 06, 2022, 07:42:35 PM
he was only looking for his phone
(https://iili.io/QEWIVI.jpg)

Ha, Broner is another L.
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: dannyprovolone on October 06, 2022, 07:45:56 PM
he was only looking for his phone
(https://iili.io/QEWIVI.jpg)
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: friendly dave on October 06, 2022, 10:39:17 PM
Mikey is taking all of his financial advice from Gordon Gekko.
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: Mean salto on October 06, 2022, 11:05:38 PM
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How much longer till he transitions into Mike Taylor. I wouldn’t put anyone named Mikey in a position of power aside from third grade class president
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I actually could see him staying with Mikey because he’s under the illusion that it makes him more relatable. “I’m Mikey, I’m cool, I’m young”
Don't think Mike is that much better really. If he wants to be a serious adult Michael is the way to go and Mike or Mikey just for friends etc.
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: TheLurper on October 07, 2022, 06:31:14 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ADgS_vMGgzY
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: PatrickSkateman on October 07, 2022, 06:38:53 AM
He should’ve just pulled an Armando Barajas and tried to scrub all mention of his pro career while running for office.
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: EdLawndale on October 07, 2022, 09:04:35 AM
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How much longer till he transitions into Mike Taylor. I wouldn’t put anyone named Mikey in a position of power aside from third grade class president
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I actually could see him staying with Mikey because he’s under the illusion that it makes him more relatable. “I’m Mikey, I’m cool, I’m young”
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Don't think Mike is that much better really. If he wants to be a serious adult Michael is the way to go and Mike or Mikey just for friends etc.

He covers it in this video.

https://www.instagram.com/reel/Cige5N0p_by/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=

Says he has 2M followers on all the platforms so Mikey it is.
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: backside_reacharound on October 19, 2022, 05:13:55 AM
Mikey Taylor is a garbage human, and that church he goes to is some straight up evangelical dominionism trash... he's just a trojan horse (which, let's be honest, is very fitting, lol) that that creep pastor is using to inject his religious bullshit into city council...

Having said all that, when it comes to the landlords and rent discussion, tech is once again making everything in the world worse:

https://www.instagram.com/p/Cj36ybSrJjB/
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: cky enthusiast on October 19, 2022, 05:27:57 AM
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Mikey Taylor is a garbage human, and that church he goes to is some straight up evangelical dominionism trash... he's just a trojan horse (which, let's be honest, is very fitting, lol) that that creep pastor is using to inject his religious bullshit into city council...

Having said all that, when it comes to the landlords and rent discussion, tech is once again making everything in the world worse:

https://www.instagram.com/p/Cj36ybSrJjB/
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“tech” “disrupters” like this should be scared to leave their houses lest they get what they deserve (being shot dead in the middle of the street in broad daylight)
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: KoRnholio8 on October 19, 2022, 06:19:59 AM
can't wait for mikey's redemtion arc when he settles down in a stable on muska's ohio farm
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: RoaryMcTwang on October 19, 2022, 07:07:20 AM
can't wait for mikey's redemtion arc when he settles down in a stable on muska's ohio farm

Put out to pasture straight from the race, nbd?
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: sometimeperhaps on October 19, 2022, 08:29:30 AM
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can't wait for mikey's redemtion arc when he settles down in a stable on muska's ohio farm
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Put out to pasture straight from the race, nbd?

Just turn him into glue already.
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: GAY on October 19, 2022, 10:53:18 AM
I feel like Mikey Taylor would get a lot more votes if he changed his name to Attaboy Binkey.
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: quackquack on October 19, 2022, 12:32:39 PM
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Mikey Taylor is a garbage human, and that church he goes to is some straight up evangelical dominionism trash... he's just a trojan horse (which, let's be honest, is very fitting, lol) that that creep pastor is using to inject his religious bullshit into city council...

Having said all that, when it comes to the landlords and rent discussion, tech is once again making everything in the world worse:

https://www.instagram.com/p/Cj36ybSrJjB/
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“tech” “disrupters” like this should be scared to leave their houses lest they get what they deserve (being shot dead in the middle of the street in broad daylight)

Another level-headed take from Ignatius - this time calling for the murder of software engineers. What do you do for a living?

I dunno dude, the market is fuckered, that's true, but I'd be more apt to blame foreign/local investment companies and the politicians that make moves like raising interest-rates instead of denying/regulating corporate access to the market.
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: bluntfullofmid on October 19, 2022, 12:36:46 PM
would you rather Mikey Taylor or Mikey Alfred be a city council member?
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on October 19, 2022, 12:55:11 PM
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Mikey Taylor is a garbage human, and that church he goes to is some straight up evangelical dominionism trash... he's just a trojan horse (which, let's be honest, is very fitting, lol) that that creep pastor is using to inject his religious bullshit into city council...

Having said all that, when it comes to the landlords and rent discussion, tech is once again making everything in the world worse:

https://www.instagram.com/p/Cj36ybSrJjB/
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“tech” “disrupters” like this should be scared to leave their houses lest they get what they deserve (being shot dead in the middle of the street in broad daylight)
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Another level-headed take from Ignatius - this time calling for the murder of software engineers. What do you do for a living?

I dunno dude, the market is fuckered, that's true, but I'd be more apt to blame foreign/local investment companies and the politicians that make moves like raising interest-rates instead of denying/regulating corporate access to the market.
lol oh no the guy who thinks homeless people are subhuman scum beyond redemption thinks my takes are bad
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: GAY on October 19, 2022, 01:09:44 PM
Marry - Kill - Fuck: Mikey Taylor, Seabiscuit, Susan B. Anthony
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: sacking rails on October 19, 2022, 01:13:53 PM
mikey taylor and seabiscut are the same tho
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: Lou Strux on October 19, 2022, 01:34:19 PM
Marry - Kill - Fuck: Mikey Taylor, Seabiscuit, Susan B. Anthony
mikey taylor and seabiscut are the same tho
You didn’t fall for the trick question: SOMEbody’s paying attention over here.
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: sacking rails on October 19, 2022, 01:39:35 PM
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Marry - Kill - Fuck: Mikey Taylor, Seabiscuit, Susan B. Anthony
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mikey taylor and seabiscut are the same tho
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You didn’t fall for the trick question: SOMEbody’s paying attention over here.
can i have a cookie pleas
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: quackquack on October 19, 2022, 02:42:43 PM
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Mikey Taylor is a garbage human, and that church he goes to is some straight up evangelical dominionism trash... he's just a trojan horse (which, let's be honest, is very fitting, lol) that that creep pastor is using to inject his religious bullshit into city council...

Having said all that, when it comes to the landlords and rent discussion, tech is once again making everything in the world worse:

https://www.instagram.com/p/Cj36ybSrJjB/
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“tech” “disrupters” like this should be scared to leave their houses lest they get what they deserve (being shot dead in the middle of the street in broad daylight)
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Another level-headed take from Ignatius - this time calling for the murder of software engineers. What do you do for a living?

I dunno dude, the market is fuckered, that's true, but I'd be more apt to blame foreign/local investment companies and the politicians that make moves like raising interest-rates instead of denying/regulating corporate access to the market.
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lol oh no the guy who thinks homeless people are subhuman scum beyond redemption thinks my takes are bad

I would love for you to find a quote of me saying that.

You won't though, because it's patently false.

It's just another case where you take people's words and spin them into whatever argument suits your needs. Or, in this case, you do it to avoid admiting that you don't work.

I don't prescribe to the 'you must work to be a productive member of society' , so I'm really not trying to through shade about your possible lack of a gig. I just wondered what duties you perform for the scrilla.

For the record - I donate quite often to the woman's shelter in my city because I think you can believe most homeless have huge issues while still believing they can overcome those issues.

I also pay more in taxes than I used to make in a year - better believe I criticize any plan to spend that money.

Honestly though, your comeback to being called out for advocating murder is to deflect? How horse-faced of you.
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: quackquack on October 19, 2022, 03:21:57 PM
Actually Ignatius - it does bum me out that my words about the homeless were taken so wrong, not just by you. It's part of why I didn't try defending the position.

I certainly never meant to disparage, only focus on just how big the issue is. It's not just homes, but mental health care, jobs, health care, drug addiction, family counseling - whatever it entails, is.... something I think can only be adequately addressed by a total populace, not just our shat government.

I realized that it just wasn't a good place to have the discussion, especially how I framed my side.

Someone called me out for working with the homeless. My thought is I would rather work with people are near the edge, and help them from going off the rails. I'm actively thinking how I want to do so.

I don't think that you're wrong to despise soulless pursuits. I also don't want to make serious jabs, your ideas aren't as radicalized as I'd pretend.

I hope your efforts create the change we need, I hope mine will too.
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: pleasent street on October 19, 2022, 06:54:13 PM
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Mikey Taylor is a garbage human, and that church he goes to is some straight up evangelical dominionism trash... he's just a trojan horse (which, let's be honest, is very fitting, lol) that that creep pastor is using to inject his religious bullshit into city council...

Having said all that, when it comes to the landlords and rent discussion, tech is once again making everything in the world worse:

https://www.instagram.com/p/Cj36ybSrJjB/
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“tech” “disrupters” like this should be scared to leave their houses lest they get what they deserve (being shot dead in the middle of the street in broad daylight)

yeah like imagine if there was a guy who sent bombs in the mail to people he thought were ruining the world via technological advancement haha

nah but srsly you're right. 'nahh bro it's just a job...' fuck you, you're as bad as cops who take away our rights as americans because 'it's just my job'
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: $$LESH on October 19, 2022, 09:22:33 PM
Marry - Kill - Fuck: Mikey Taylor, Seabiscuit, Susan B. Anthony

marry with or without a prenup? your answer will change everything
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: bobbersonbob on October 20, 2022, 07:48:13 PM
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mikey taylor and seabiscut are the same tho
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You didn’t fall for the trick question: SOMEbody’s paying attention over here.
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can i have a cookie pleas
will you accept a sea biscuit instead?
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: EdLawndale on November 07, 2022, 11:48:00 PM
https://www.instagram.com/reel/CkrNkgYrZA5/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=

Will Mikey Taylor successfully segue into politics? I hope not. Only tomorrow will tell. If you have the ability, vote against him.
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: too fakie on November 08, 2022, 09:41:01 AM
Pretty weird that he never talked about his brother being homeless until he was running for office and could use it for relatability.
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: Hefe43 on November 08, 2022, 10:31:04 AM
https://www.instagram.com/reel/CkrNkgYrZA5/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=

Will Mikey Taylor successfully segue into politics? I hope not. Only tomorrow will tell. If you have the ability, vote against him.
Done
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: Fartknocker415 on November 08, 2022, 10:38:16 AM
idk seems kinda silly that people will use the tech as a scapegoat. the landlords all being like "well we wouldnt have done it had it not been for that software!!" seems so dumb. yes tech brings about some dumb ass shit, but we as humans are the ones utilizing the tech for dumb ass shit.
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: bobbersonbob on November 08, 2022, 08:25:40 PM
Mike doesn't TRULY (used lightly considering my last set of parentheses) care for Matt or the fact that he's destitute and mentally ill.

His primary interests are not for the community. I know this because, in person, he 99% talks about business growth. He rarely brings up anything that doesn't involve building wealth. And the 1% of the time that he does, it seems like filler. That shouldn't be a surprise since that's most of all his social media content. He's very one-dimensional.

He's absolutely using his brother's story as cannon fodder to bolster his own political gains.

(I believe he would actually care more for his brother if it wasn't for his wife and her fearmongering of Matt. She has created derision between Matt and Mike)
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: EdLawndale on November 08, 2022, 08:35:11 PM
Mikey Taylor currently in 4th place for 3 available seats.

Here is a link if you want to check for updates (it's in alphabetical order so the Thousand Oaks city council race is towards the bottom):

https://www.vcstar.com/elections/results/local/
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: bobbersonbob on November 08, 2022, 08:41:38 PM
Thank you for the link/update, Ed.
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: Kanteen Russell on November 08, 2022, 08:42:35 PM
I voted for Mikey today. He has a great business mind and also dropped some banging ass parts in his days of skating, plus he bought a couple of drinks one time a couple years baxk and was cool in person.
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: bobbersonbob on November 08, 2022, 08:52:52 PM
i support your vote. i voted for other people outside of his narrow purview.
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: radcunt on November 08, 2022, 10:29:41 PM
It’s pretty wild that
7,882 people are fucked in the head enough to vote for this dipshit
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: Ghost Face on November 08, 2022, 10:32:38 PM
I voted for Mikey today. He has a great business mind and also dropped some banging ass parts in his days of skating, plus he bought a couple of drinks one time a couple years baxk and was cool in person.

Hi Mikey,  ;D
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: Malcolm Sex on November 09, 2022, 12:16:34 AM
If his own brother is still homeless after 12 years I don't have much hope for what Mikey will be able to achieve for homeless people he isn't related to.
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: assvogel on November 09, 2022, 12:48:44 AM
The election hasn't been a one horse race, as Mike Taylor is trailing behind the front runners at fourth place currently and it hasn't been a breeze. But the distance between Mike and 3rd place is just a couple hundred votes, so let's see if he can gallop those votes before thursday. Well see if this ends up at the wire or will Mike ease up and end the competition as an  also-ran.
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: manysnakes on November 09, 2022, 05:02:07 AM
If his own brother is still homeless after 12 years I don't have much hope for what Mikey will be able to achieve for homeless people he isn't related to.

Letting your brother be homeless while you stack cash flipping real estate and selling NFTs is my kinda family values.
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: GumOnMyGrip on November 09, 2022, 05:46:11 AM
Has he posted his victory speech yet?

Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: manysnakes on November 09, 2022, 06:35:01 AM
Nothing could make Slap happier than Mikey finishing dead last.
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: skunty on November 09, 2022, 06:47:21 AM
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Has he posted his victory speech yet?


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he hasn't won yet, he's trailing in 4th place by a few hundred votes

https://www.vcstar.com/story/news/local/communities/conejo-valley/2022/11/08/thousand-oaks-city-council-race-election-results/8252144001/

the link edlawndale provided gives more up to date results, and Mikey is in 3rd by a little less than 300 votes right now. according to the article you linked, additional updates are expected thursday (doesnt explain why), so maybe that could still change
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: ok boomer on November 09, 2022, 06:49:28 AM
thoughts & prayers Mikey
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: eranka on November 09, 2022, 07:05:53 AM
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Letting your brother be homeless while you stack cash flipping real estate and selling NFTs is my kinda family values.
I work part time in a mental health institute and i see siblings of patients skin them from everything they have all the time or ignore them completely.
 alot of times their parents bought the mentally ill brother a house and after they pass away his siblings will do everything they can to keep him institutionalized as long as possible to take his property away and bank on it.
fuck mikey taylor if he has multiple apartments and his mentally ill brother is homeless. i know having a mentally ill brother can be super hard and frustrating, but if youre so well off you can easily give him a place to stay and take care of all the bullshit for him and atleast give him a place to crash without conditions and terms.
 
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: dannyprovolone on November 09, 2022, 08:05:23 AM
mikey taylor and seabiscut are the same tho

 Mikey manure is no where near the pedigree of seabiscuit
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: WarmUpZone on November 09, 2022, 08:22:35 AM
According to the Ventura Country election night reporting website Mikey is out by over 5000 votes at this point.

https://results.enr.clarityelections.com/CA/Ventura/115748/web.303253/#/detail/79
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: Abyss1 on November 09, 2022, 08:45:10 AM
According to the Ventura Country election night reporting website Mikey is out by over 5000 votes at this point.

https://results.enr.clarityelections.com/CA/Ventura/115748/web.303253/#/detail/79

actually crazy how large of a % vote he got.  I thought he'd get around 2%
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: Puddy Smally on November 09, 2022, 09:28:58 AM
Voters I imagine did not want that smug horse mouthed mug terrorizing their eyes regularly.

That’s what nightmares are made of.
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: EdLawndale on November 09, 2022, 09:34:21 AM
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According to the Ventura Country election night reporting website Mikey is out by over 5000 votes at this point.

https://results.enr.clarityelections.com/CA/Ventura/115748/web.303253/#/detail/79
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he's got roughly 300 votes on rohrbach
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no, he was up by 300 votes (it was roughly 9400 to 9700), but now he's down by 5000 (roughly 10,000 to 15,000). probably safe to say he lost

Incorrect
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: skunty on November 09, 2022, 09:54:40 AM
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According to the Ventura Country election night reporting website Mikey is out by over 5000 votes at this point.

https://results.enr.clarityelections.com/CA/Ventura/115748/web.303253/#/detail/79
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he's got roughly 300 votes on rohrbach
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no, he was up by 300 votes (it was roughly 9400 to 9700), but now he's down by 5000 (roughly 10,000 to 15,000). probably safe to say he lost
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Incorrect

oh fuck youre right... i assumed the newer link was ranked top to bottom but its not. gonna delete my previous comment
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: GAY on November 09, 2022, 10:02:52 AM
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idk seems kinda silly that people will use the tech as a scapegoat. the landlords all being like "well we wouldnt have done it had it not been for that software!!" seems so dumb. yes tech brings about some dumb ass shit, but we as humans are the ones utilizing the tech for dumb ass shit.
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Wishing big tech could come up with a facial recognition software that could help explain what exactly it is that makes Mikey's face so unbearably punchable

LOL

Honestly I think it has more to do with the things that come out of that face combined with the look of that face. That's what moves people to clench their fists and scrunch their eyes.
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: TheLurper on November 09, 2022, 10:18:01 AM
Fuck, it is going to be close. Really, hoping this asshat loses.

With three seats up for grabs, incumbent Bob Engler (20%) and David Newman (15%) have secured the first two. The third and final seat will come down to Kyle Rohrbach vs. Mikey Taylor, who as of 1:27 a.m. Wednesday, were separated by 292 votes, with Taylor leading.

https://www.toacorn.com/articles/local-election-results/
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: GumOnMyGrip on November 09, 2022, 10:58:51 AM
Has he posted his victory speech yet?


I was being sarcastic at the time - but if I jinxed this…
Straight to -666 rep. I deserve it.
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: ok boomer on November 09, 2022, 11:34:41 AM
if he loses, will he call it election fraud?
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: L33Tg33k on November 09, 2022, 11:54:16 AM
Holee shit, I couldn’t be more on the edge of my seat! This is the real barn burner right here. (‘Cause he’s a horse)
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: SHARPSHOOTER on November 09, 2022, 12:04:15 PM
Those bronze56k radio ads are really paying off for Michael, legalizing skateboarder murder seems to be a stable(horse) platform
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: Pooh Drunx on November 09, 2022, 12:57:02 PM
Its so cringe that he goes by "Mikey" now but when he was a skater he was "Mike" Id vote for a Mike way before a Mikey any day.
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: ok boomer on November 09, 2022, 01:07:58 PM
Probably thinks it looks hip to go by "Mikey" for his "brand"
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: TastyBurrito on November 09, 2022, 01:14:08 PM
Probably thinks it looks hip to go by "Mikey" for his "brand"

This. "Mikey" reads as youthful, informal, and approachable.

"Mike" and "Michael" come off as very rigid, but professional.
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: formula420 on November 09, 2022, 01:15:07 PM
Its so cringe that he goes by "Mikey" now but when he was a skater he was "Mike" Id vote for a Mike way before a Mikey any day.

What makes you think he went by Mike, considering his alien pro models and his title card in mind field say Mikey?
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: Abyss1 on November 09, 2022, 02:02:23 PM
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Probably thinks it looks hip to go by "Mikey" for his "brand"
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This. "Mikey" reads as youthful, informal, and approachable.

"Mike" and "Michael" come off as very rigid, but professional.

It's like Johnny or Vinny...but yea could see how SoCAL bros would like it on the ballot
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: L33Tg33k on November 09, 2022, 02:28:31 PM
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Its so cringe that he goes by "Mikey" now but when he was a skater he was "Mike" Id vote for a Mike way before a Mikey any day.
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What makes you think he went by Mike, considering his alien pro models and his title card in mind field say Mikey?
Somebody wasn’t around for his City Stars and In Bloom days.
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: work_lurker on November 09, 2022, 02:39:43 PM
Mike doesn't TRULY (used lightly considering my last set of parentheses) care for Matt or the fact that he's destitute and mentally ill.

His primary interests are not for the community. I know this because, in person, he 99% talks about business growth. He rarely brings up anything that doesn't involve building wealth. And the 1% of the time that he does, it seems like filler. That shouldn't be a surprise since that's most of all his social media content. He's very one-dimensional.

He's absolutely using his brother's story as cannon fodder to bolster his own political gains.

(I believe he would actually care more for his brother if it wasn't for his wife and her fearmongering of Matt. She has created derision between Matt and Mike)

Are you Bob Engler? Current projected win for Thousand Oaks city council?
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: too fakie on November 09, 2022, 02:39:46 PM
One of his competitors should have played the intro from his Skate More part at the debate.
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: SatanicPanic on November 09, 2022, 02:55:57 PM
Oh well it’s just Thousand Oaks
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: nonickname on November 09, 2022, 04:41:51 PM
One of the other candidates that helped split the vote was named ANOIEL KHORSHID

Which unscrambled is HORSE HID NAK OIL...I need Bobby to look into this. This goes way deeper than we all thought.
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: bobbersonbob on November 09, 2022, 07:23:17 PM
One of the other candidates that helped split the vote was named ANOIEL KHORSHID

Which unscrambled is HORSE HID NAK OIL...I need Bobby to look into this. This goes way deeper than we all thought.

Horse = Mike, Hid = Past tense of to hide, Nak Oil = Snake Oil. I'll sherlock this shit. Mike is a covert snake oil salesman, but if he were to admit it he'd say it like this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ti4sqG85FU4 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ti4sqG85FU4)
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: bobbersonbob on November 09, 2022, 07:27:29 PM
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Mike doesn't TRULY (used lightly considering my last set of parentheses) care for Matt or the fact that he's destitute and mentally ill.

His primary interests are not for the community. I know this because, in person, he 99% talks about business growth. He rarely brings up anything that doesn't involve building wealth. And the 1% of the time that he does, it seems like filler. That shouldn't be a surprise since that's most of all his social media content. He's very one-dimensional.

He's absolutely using his brother's story as cannon fodder to bolster his own political gains.

(I believe he would actually care more for his brother if it wasn't for his wife and her fearmongering of Matt. She has created derision between Matt and Mike)
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Are you Bob Engler? Current projected win for Thousand Oaks city council?

That'd be hilarious if he took to skate forums to shit on his opponent.
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: vinithebr on November 09, 2022, 07:56:01 PM
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Probably thinks it looks hip to go by "Mikey" for his "brand"
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This. "Mikey" reads as youthful, informal, and approachable.

"Mike" and "Michael" come off as very rigid, but professional.
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It's like Johnny or Vinny...but yea could see how SoCAL bros would like it on the ballot
I can confirm that vinnys are very approachable
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: TheLurper on November 09, 2022, 09:16:43 PM
He is in third place by a few hundred votes. What a bummer. Split ticket with a ton of candidates and the crazy guy forced out passing down the seat to Mikey. What a bummer. Sad day for skateboarding that this kook makes it to elected office. And, sad day for anyone who isn't a millionaire.

https://results.enr.clarityelections.com/CA/Ventura/115748/web.303253/#/detail/79
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: Kanteen Russell on November 09, 2022, 09:25:33 PM
I'm glad Mikey is doing well and that my vote for him helped. You people mocking his looks just look even more pathetic now, which is saying something. Your hatred fuels Mikey. To this end, you're partially responsible for his successes - you have none but your asinine selves to blame.

Haters gon hate,

We Gon cele brate.
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: jakeumms on November 09, 2022, 09:33:48 PM
I'm glad Mikey is doing well and that my vote for him helped. You people mocking his looks just look even more pathetic now, which is saying something. Your hatred fuels Mikey. To this end, you're partially responsible for his successes - you have none but your asinine selves to blame.

Haters gon hate,

We Gon cele brate.
The guy is the handpicked candidate of a known Christian Nationalist. You're trolling yourself with that vote fool
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: SHARPSHOOTER on November 09, 2022, 09:44:31 PM
Dude did he actually win a seat? That’s wild, Mikey for mare
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: Lou Strux on November 09, 2022, 09:58:19 PM
I'm glad Mikey is doing well and that my vote for him helped. You people mocking his looks just look even more pathetic now, which is saying something. Your hatred fuels Mikey. To this end, you're partially responsible for his successes - you have none but your asinine selves to blame.

Haters gon hate,

We Gon cele brate.
I love the fact that a.) Mikey’s wife is a SLAP user, and b.) she knew skate history well enough to make a humorous reference in her user name.
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: DaleSr on November 09, 2022, 11:12:35 PM
I'm glad Mikey is doing well and that my vote for him helped. You people mocking his looks just look even more pathetic now, which is saying something. Your hatred fuels Mikey. To this end, you're partially responsible for his successes - you have none but your asinine selves to blame.

Haters gon hate,

We Gon cele brate.

We don't hate Mikey for his looks. We hate him because he's a shallow, greedy and stupid man
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: Atiba Applebum on November 09, 2022, 11:39:04 PM
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I'm glad Mikey is doing well and that my vote for him helped. You people mocking his looks just look even more pathetic now, which is saying something. Your hatred fuels Mikey. To this end, you're partially responsible for his successes - you have none but your asinine selves to blame.

Haters gon hate,

We Gon cele brate.
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We don't hate Mikey for his looks. We hate him because he's a shallow, greedy and stupid man

Aka the Foal Monty
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: Hefe43 on November 10, 2022, 12:39:20 AM
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I'm glad Mikey is doing well and that my vote for him helped. You people mocking his looks just look even more pathetic now, which is saying something. Your hatred fuels Mikey. To this end, you're partially responsible for his successes - you have none but your asinine selves to blame.

Haters gon hate,

We Gon cele brate.
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We don't hate Mikey for his looks. We hate him because he's a shallow, greedy and stupid man

I actually hate that fools underdeveloped chin tho
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: RoaryMcTwang on November 10, 2022, 04:26:06 AM
First motion: rename the place to Thousand Oats.
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: SatanicPanic on November 10, 2022, 05:51:01 PM
I'm glad Mikey is doing well and that my vote for him helped. You people mocking his looks just look even more pathetic now, which is saying something. Your hatred fuels Mikey. To this end, you're partially responsible for his successes - you have none but your asinine selves to blame.

Haters gon hate,

We Gon cele brate.
Don’t you mean HAYters gonna HAYte?
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: Made In China on November 10, 2022, 05:59:25 PM
Mikey is only 400ish votes above the fourth top candidate, who is some dude named Kyle Rohbach. I looked at this website and he seems to be a left leaning Democrat? The trend with voting is that people who lean left tend to vote by mail instead of voting in person, which means that their ballots are counted later on and can swing a narrow margin like this. I saw it happen in my city a few years back with some progressive city council candidates in the same situation as this. The progressive left leaning candidate was in fourth for two or three weeks before he finally just barely got enough votes to take third. It's very possible that this Kyle guy beats Mikey in the end.

TLDR: don't count your horses just yet.
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: bobbersonbob on November 10, 2022, 06:06:38 PM
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I'm glad Mikey is doing well and that my vote for him helped. You people mocking his looks just look even more pathetic now, which is saying something. Your hatred fuels Mikey. To this end, you're partially responsible for his successes - you have none but your asinine selves to blame.

Haters gon hate,

We Gon cele brate.
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Don’t you mean HAYters gonna HAYte?

Maybe Kanteen wasn't misspelling "gon". I'm starting to think she was referring to the 2022 GON Horse & Rider Regalia Parade. https://www.gatheringofnations.com/horse-rider-parade/
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: Gene_Harrogate on November 10, 2022, 06:07:48 PM
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I'm glad Mikey is doing well and that my vote for him helped. You people mocking his looks just look even more pathetic now, which is saying something. Your hatred fuels Mikey. To this end, you're partially responsible for his successes - you have none but your asinine selves to blame.

Haters gon hate,

We Gon cele brate.
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Don’t you mean HAYters gonna HAYte?
They’re trying to say that you guys are all unSTABLE for picking on Mikey.  He is CHOMPING AT THE BIT to STIRRUP the thousand oaks community. Now go to bed! It’s PASTURE bedtime.
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: bobbersonbob on November 10, 2022, 06:18:26 PM
First motion: rename the place to Thousand Oats.

Ha! I'm gonna start tossing all my moth-ridden oats at the front door of Mike's church.
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: bobbersonbob on November 10, 2022, 06:24:08 PM
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I'm glad Mikey is doing well and that my vote for him helped. You people mocking his looks just look even more pathetic now, which is saying something. Your hatred fuels Mikey. To this end, you're partially responsible for his successes - you have none but your asinine selves to blame.

Haters gon hate,

We Gon cele brate.
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Don’t you mean HAYters gonna HAYte?
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They’re trying to say that you guys are all unSTABLE for picking on Mikey.  He is CHOMPING AT THE BIT to STIRRUP the thousand oaks community. Now go to bed! It’s PASTURE bedtime.

Holy shit! You've definitely been holding the reins on that PUNtiferic exposé.
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: greenbeans on November 15, 2022, 02:37:38 PM
He’s not going to be the president at all.

☝️
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: Candied cigarettes on November 15, 2022, 03:13:43 PM
Is there a Mikey Taylor animorphs thing on here?
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: $$LESH on November 15, 2022, 03:19:53 PM
Is there a Mikey Taylor animorphs thing on here?

(https://i.imgur.com/mBBJf5j.jpg)
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: manysnakes on November 15, 2022, 08:34:38 PM
(https://i.ibb.co/3Ry7Ymx/4-F52-C088-DF05-4-D17-9-D7-A-F9-EB603-D173-D.jpg) (https://ibb.co/3Ry7Ymx)
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: Atiba Applebum on November 15, 2022, 10:26:19 PM
(https://i.ibb.co/3Ry7Ymx/4-F52-C088-DF05-4-D17-9-D7-A-F9-EB603-D173-D.jpg) (https://ibb.co/3Ry7Ymx)


Having had to google Klaus Schwab, what is so eyebrow raising about the head of the World Economic Forum meeting with G20 leaders?   Is this some “globalist” dog whistle?
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: pugmaster on November 15, 2022, 10:35:33 PM
Pretty sure they're turning frogs gay
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: jakeumms on November 15, 2022, 11:07:20 PM
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(https://i.ibb.co/3Ry7Ymx/4-F52-C088-DF05-4-D17-9-D7-A-F9-EB603-D173-D.jpg) (https://ibb.co/3Ry7Ymx)
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Having had to google Klaus Schwab, what is so eyebrow raising about the head of the World Economic Forum meeting with G20 leaders?   Is this some “globalist” dog whistle?
Peter Sweden is a far-right vlogger. In this case "he's just asking questions" and implying there is a ZOG
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: Steely Daniel on November 15, 2022, 11:19:02 PM
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(https://i.ibb.co/3Ry7Ymx/4-F52-C088-DF05-4-D17-9-D7-A-F9-EB603-D173-D.jpg) (https://ibb.co/3Ry7Ymx)
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Having had to google Klaus Schwab, what is so eyebrow raising about the head of the World Economic Forum meeting with G20 leaders?   Is this some “globalist” dog whistle?

You just googled the wrong name. I know fuck all about this situation but I looked up the pastor and the poster he retweeted and they both seem highly suspect, to say the least. Mikey Taylor seems greasy as fuck and I will never tire of any related horse puns directed to this long-faced clown.
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: Badmeaningood on November 16, 2022, 02:11:31 AM
So, did he w(h)in(nie) or not?
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: RoaryMcTwang on November 16, 2022, 02:33:33 AM
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I'm glad Mikey is doing well and that my vote for him helped. You people mocking his looks just look even more pathetic now, which is saying something. Your hatred fuels Mikey. To this end, you're partially responsible for his successes - you have none but your asinine selves to blame.

Haters gon hate,

We Gon cele brate.
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Don’t you mean HAYters gonna HAYte?
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They’re trying to say that you guys are all unSTABLE for picking on Mikey.  He is CHOMPING AT THE BIT to STIRRUP the thousand oaks community. Now go to bed! It’s PASTURE bedtime.

Good boy!
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: Robert Baratheon on November 16, 2022, 10:56:25 AM
First motion: rename the place to Thousand Oats.

Gnared. 10/10
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: GAY on November 16, 2022, 11:58:06 AM
Look, I'm all for junk humor, but all of these shots at his looks undercut the reality that there's SO MUCH MATERIAL with which to mock this opportunistic disconnected butthole that have nothing to do with his face.
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: LB on November 16, 2022, 02:15:20 PM
Look, I'm all for junk humor, but all of these shots at his looks undercut the reality that there's SO MUCH MATERIAL with which to mock this opportunistic disconnected butthole that have nothing to do with his face.

what about his HANDS?
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: GAY on November 16, 2022, 03:46:53 PM
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Look, I'm all for junk humor, but all of these shots at his looks undercut the reality that there's SO MUCH MATERIAL with which to mock this opportunistic disconnected butthole that have nothing to do with his face.
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what about his HANDS?

Oh it's open season on this motherfucker's hands.
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: ungzilla on November 16, 2022, 05:24:26 PM
his stupid lil hands are so dumb
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: one-off on November 16, 2022, 05:32:04 PM
The true very stable genius
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: dannyprovolone on November 16, 2022, 05:32:51 PM
Hands? Do you mean hooves?
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: bobbersonbob on November 16, 2022, 06:28:18 PM
It would behoove this thread for its members to start directing their criticisms at how Mike's going to ruin his neeeeeeeeighhhhborhood.
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: Atiba Applebum on November 16, 2022, 06:29:23 PM
It would behoove this thread for its members to start directing their criticisms at how Mike's going to ruin his neeeeeeeeighhhhborhood.

Did he win?   Couldn’t see anything definitive on whether he edged out the College Humor guy
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: bobbersonbob on November 16, 2022, 09:50:51 PM
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It would behoove this thread for its members to start directing their criticisms at how Mike's going to ruin his neeeeeeeeighhhhborhood.
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Did he win?   Couldn’t see anything definitive on whether he edged out the College Humor guy
Kyle Rohrbach is behind by appx. 600 votes. He's still more qualified to assume this role than Taylor, but there's such a huge push within local churches that fought for Mike.
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: EdLawndale on November 16, 2022, 11:18:00 PM
Probably didn't hurt Mikey Taylor that he was endorsed by the Ventura County Republican Party and was included in their voter guide. So, he's a Republican.
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: bobbersonbob on November 17, 2022, 05:43:12 PM
Probably didn't hurt Mikey Taylor that he was endorsed by the Ventura County Republican Party and was included in their voter guide. So, he's a Republican.

And all the churches voted off that voter guide, which for the life of me I will never understand. Their earthly godhead, Jesus, was 100% a socialist. I forget the verse, but it's in Matthew that Jesus basically says, "Give up your earthly possessions, and follow me so that the Kingdom of Heaven will be attainable.
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: too fakie on November 17, 2022, 10:22:45 PM
I can’t believe the guy in this video used to skate, let alone was pro for Alien.

https://www.instagram.com/p/ClCKagRMC9K/?hl=en
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: excitableboy on November 18, 2022, 12:36:08 AM
I can’t believe the guy in this video used to skate, let alone was pro for Alien.

https://www.instagram.com/p/ClCKagRMC9K/?hl=en

The landlord works in mysterious ways.
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: ok boomer on November 18, 2022, 07:49:46 AM
I don't usually give a shit about clothes other people wear but his shirt in that video really bothers me
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: Cool Ceith on November 18, 2022, 12:51:07 PM
I don't usually give a shit about clothes other people wear but his shirt in that video really bothers me
Thought that was Koston for a second.
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: Lou Strux on November 18, 2022, 04:28:31 PM
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I can’t believe the guy in this video used to skate, let alone was pro for Alien.

https://www.instagram.com/p/ClCKagRMC9K/?hl=en
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The landlord works in mysterious ways.
Bravo!!!
Well played, Sir or Madam.
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: fineslime on November 18, 2022, 04:41:59 PM
I can’t believe the guy in this video used to skate, let alone was pro for Alien.

https://www.instagram.com/p/ClCKagRMC9K/?hl=en

For an aspiring politician he sure is a terrible speaker. He starts every sentence with, "uhh." If he wants to be able to affectively lie to the public for a living he better tighten that up.
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: h00man on November 18, 2022, 05:08:35 PM

For an aspiring politician he sure is a terrible speaker. He starts every sentence with, "uhh." If he wants to be able to affectively lie to the public for a living he better tighten that up.

I mean he used to be a professional skateboarder....
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: Fartknocker415 on November 18, 2022, 05:10:37 PM
He kinda looks like Kelly hartin that vid
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: Made In China on November 18, 2022, 05:17:32 PM
Damn I hate this dude
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: Lord Viper Scorpion on November 18, 2022, 05:32:13 PM
i'm not gay, sexually or the poster, but i think mikey looks fine. that's the problem.
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: crepes on November 18, 2022, 05:41:37 PM
I hope he wins. Bobby Light became kind of a kook with MTV-ery but it's still fresh to see one of your guys make it bigtime. and who better than Bigtime Mikey Taylor? Mike Mo predicted his Nietzchean rise to power with the sarcastic nickname.
Hell, even The Muska kooked it pretty hard for a while (not just the 'niggas is fake, honkies is real') but nobody doesn't love The Muska. The DJ Muska was the cringest Muska in my humble book.
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: Fuckfaceunstoppable on November 19, 2022, 03:05:36 AM
Imagine exploiting your brothers mental illness to become a politician…

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CjTjJ-IpIm1/?igshid=YTY2NzY3YTc= (https://www.instagram.com/reel/CjTjJ-IpIm1/?igshid=YTY2NzY3YTc=)
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: TheDraught on November 19, 2022, 03:44:12 AM
Yeah a guy who refers to "my Tesla" instead of "my car" seems like the obvious choice to represent the Christian faith in his district.
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: fineslime on November 19, 2022, 06:43:56 AM
Imagine exploiting your brothers mental illness to become a politician…

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CjTjJ-IpIm1/?igshid=YTY2NzY3YTc= (https://www.instagram.com/reel/CjTjJ-IpIm1/?igshid=YTY2NzY3YTc=)

Ehhh I'm not sure he's exploiting it. He's been as directly impacted by mental illness as you can be short of actually being mentally ill. I do think he could have just said, "my brother has schizophrenia," as opposed to listing out his symptoms, but what he's saying in that clip is not wrong. He just could have done it with a more tact.
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: greenbeans on November 19, 2022, 07:30:34 AM
Imagine exploiting your brothers mental illness to become a politician…

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CjTjJ-IpIm1/?igshid=YTY2NzY3YTc= (https://www.instagram.com/reel/CjTjJ-IpIm1/?igshid=YTY2NzY3YTc=)

I don’t think he is exploiting anyone
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: jgonzalez on November 19, 2022, 02:52:53 PM
Imagine exploiting your brothers mental illness to become a politician…

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CjTjJ-IpIm1/?igshid=YTY2NzY3YTc= (https://www.instagram.com/reel/CjTjJ-IpIm1/?igshid=YTY2NzY3YTc=)

Seems contradictory to vouch for accessible healthcare while aligning with the party that equates wealth to value as a human being but it’s also in line with conservatism to know the solution to societal ills but still enact damaging policies as long as your personal wealth is secure and growing.
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: Sketch Hitchcock on November 19, 2022, 03:14:21 PM
Can almost understand why someone would choose homelessness over living with Mikey and family
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: Tear Up a Trick on November 19, 2022, 06:05:21 PM
If he does end up winning I hope he advocates for them to build a skatepark on the moon.
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: Szechuan on November 19, 2022, 06:23:58 PM
Comes off as a creep that was caught looking at the wrong websites 10 years ago and has since been blackmailed by scientologist lizard people into entering so-cal politics, but I also just hate him for the full-of-his-own shit faces he makes and bad acting he puts into his videos. I swear some people find comfort in being lied to. I also hate him for the way he wears his hats and I say that with a capital H
It's a gimme.
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: Sick Duck on November 19, 2022, 06:41:50 PM
I hope he wins. Bobby Light became kind of a kook with MTV-ery but it's still fresh to see one of your guys make it bigtime. and who better than Bigtime Mikey Taylor? Mike Mo predicted his Nietzchean rise to power with the sarcastic nickname.
Hell, even The Muska kooked it pretty hard for a while (not just the 'niggas is fake, honkies is real') but nobody doesn't love The Muska. The DJ Muska was the cringest Muska in my humble book.
thousand oaks city council isn’t exactly big time
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: The Ghost of Lenny Kirk on November 20, 2022, 09:02:04 PM
They shoulda come to slap for opposition research.
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: Rubbrick on November 22, 2022, 07:44:48 PM
https://www.instagram.com/reel/ClSTMoSpSiw/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=

Looks like Mikey won
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: RoaryMcTwang on November 22, 2022, 10:51:17 PM
https://www.instagram.com/reel/ClSTMoSpSiw/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=

Looks like Mikey won

A horse! A horse! A kingdom for a horse!
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: h00man on November 22, 2022, 10:57:04 PM
https://www.instagram.com/reel/ClSTMoSpSiw/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=

Looks like Mikey won

so....whats he gonna do to make california better?
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: Grrrreencans on November 22, 2022, 11:05:31 PM

(https://i.ibb.co/MM7r04H/22-E097-FD-C7-C0-4-C03-B0-D9-28-A78-DCBEE14.jpg) (https://ibb.co/MM7r04H)
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: Turtle Boy on November 22, 2022, 11:22:31 PM
From what I understood he won the third place...
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: pugmaster on November 23, 2022, 02:02:19 PM
From what I understood he won the third place...

Which is why I lost my rent money at the track. :(

(https://www.bestuscasinos.org/app/uploads/2020/05/broke1.jpg)
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: too fakie on November 23, 2022, 03:08:17 PM
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Looks like Mikey won
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so....whats he gonna do to make california better?

Probably nothing, but here is a video of him basically talking about how cool it will be for tech companies to cut their workforce by 80% and force everyone else to work crazy hours to make the owners richer.

https://www.instagram.com/p/ClPqFcoJcVH/?hl=en
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: Stu Pickles on November 23, 2022, 03:30:54 PM
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Looks like Mikey won
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so....whats he gonna do to make california better?
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Probably nothing, but here is a video of him basically talking about how cool it will be for tech companies to cut their workforce by 80% and force everyone else to work crazy hours to make the owners richer.

https://www.instagram.com/p/ClPqFcoJcVH/?hl=en

i think im going to be sick
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: LonleySk8er15 on November 23, 2022, 03:45:01 PM
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From what I understood he won the third place...
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Which is why I lost my rent money at the track. :(

(https://www.bestuscasinos.org/app/uploads/2020/05/broke1.jpg)
dang shoulda bet on him to show. hope hes not saddled with too much paper work
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: jakeumms on November 23, 2022, 03:56:25 PM
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so....whats he gonna do to make california better?
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Probably nothing, but here is a video of him basically talking about how cool it will be for tech companies to cut their workforce by 80% and force everyone else to work crazy hours to make the owners richer.

https://www.instagram.com/p/ClPqFcoJcVH/?hl=en
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i think im going to be sick
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say, as someone who works in app development, that Mikey is absolutely talking shit about stuff he knows nothing about. Devs are some of the most overworked, no-boundary having employees out there and the deal is that your life sucks but they pay you a bunch of money. The burnout is built in. So Elon asking employees that have already gone through a couple dozen crunches in their career to work harder is not only tone deaf but it's just also sorta clueless. Saying Elon can do it because he 's done it in the past is exactly the kinda dumb money that tech has been running on for years. Don't take financial advice from an Instagram animorph
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: Lester Bullocks on November 23, 2022, 04:19:23 PM
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Looks like Mikey won
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so....whats he gonna do to make california better?
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Probably nothing, but here is a video of him basically talking about how cool it will be for tech companies to cut their workforce by 80% and force everyone else to work crazy hours to make the owners richer.

https://www.instagram.com/p/ClPqFcoJcVH/?hl=en
Could see Mikey Taylor on Shamwow.
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: Natas Fauxas on November 23, 2022, 04:28:07 PM
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Could see Mikey Taylor on Shamwow.

Slap Chop confirmed.
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: EdLawndale on November 23, 2022, 04:30:08 PM
Agreed that this guy is an Elon stan.
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: Jehoshaphat Augustus on November 23, 2022, 04:36:31 PM
hope hes not saddled with too much paper work
(https://i.ibb.co/Vjf1CWr/2qi4zn.gif)
aint that the tra-hoof
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: DannyDee on November 23, 2022, 04:38:26 PM
He's def gonna get busted for corruption when they find out how big of a public stable their city is getting.
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: Stu Pickles on November 23, 2022, 04:43:22 PM
He's def gonna get busted for corruption when they find out how big of a public stable their city is getting.

he will get away with it, hes building a colt following in his neigh-bourhood
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: RoaryMcTwang on November 23, 2022, 04:49:13 PM
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He's def gonna get busted for corruption when they find out how big of a public stable their city is getting.
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he will get away with it, hes building a colt following in his neigh-bourhood

Nah, sooner or later they’ll catch him horsing around with an intern for sure
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: pugmaster on November 23, 2022, 04:52:08 PM
It is mind numbing how tone deaf the dude is given his experience spending time alongside skateboarders, who are overwhelmingly of less means. How do people not realize how big of an issue the gap between the rich and poor has become?

https://www.census.gov/library/stories/2022/08/wealth-inequality-by-household-type.html (https://www.census.gov/library/stories/2022/08/wealth-inequality-by-household-type.html)

If there is a Mount Rushmore for skateboarding shitheads, this dude is second ballot after gator.
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: Steely Daniel on November 23, 2022, 05:01:49 PM
Elon and Mikey in one thumbnail is just way too much long ugly face for one image
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: DaleSr on November 23, 2022, 05:08:43 PM
#notmythousandoakscitycouncellor
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: lamfordie on November 23, 2022, 05:21:54 PM
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he will get away with it, hes building a colt following in his neigh-bourhood

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Nah, sooner or later they’ll catch him horsing around with an intern for sure
(https://media.giphy.com/media/l0HluN8PywCl6Hckg/giphy.gif)
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: TheLurper on November 23, 2022, 09:49:33 PM
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he will get away with it, hes building a colt following in his neigh-bourhood

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Nah, sooner or later they’ll catch him horsing around with an intern for sure
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(https://media.giphy.com/media/l0HluN8PywCl6Hckg/giphy.gif)

I feel like I should have done more. I can't believe this kooky dipshit is a "public servant" when there is nothing more he hates than the public and thinks are just things to exploit to make himself richer.

I'm not even sure I can bring myself to watch his Musk worshipping.
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: UselessAsshole on November 23, 2022, 10:50:48 PM
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Looks like Mikey won
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so....whats he gonna do to make california better?
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Probably nothing, but here is a video of him basically talking about how cool it will be for tech companies to cut their workforce by 80% and force everyone else to work crazy hours to make the owners richer.

https://www.instagram.com/p/ClPqFcoJcVH/?hl=en
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Could see Mikey Taylor on Shamwow. Mr. Ed reboot
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: dannyprovolone on November 23, 2022, 10:59:19 PM
It is mind numbing how tone deaf the dude is

I would have to disagree he is clearly well aware of his duties to the lizard people
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: Hevonen on November 24, 2022, 06:45:30 AM
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Looks like Mikey won
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so....whats he gonna do to make california better?
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Probably nothing, but here is a video of him basically talking about how cool it will be for tech companies to cut their workforce by 80% and force everyone else to work crazy hours to make the owners richer.

https://www.instagram.com/p/ClPqFcoJcVH/?hl=en
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i think im going to be sick
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I'm gonna go out on a limb and say, as someone who works in app development, that Mikey is absolutely talking shit about stuff he knows nothing about. Devs are some of the most overworked, no-boundary having employees out there and the deal is that your life sucks but they pay you a bunch of money. The burnout is built in. So Elon asking employees that have already gone through a couple dozen crunches in their career to work harder is not only tone deaf but it's just also sorta clueless. Saying Elon can do it because he 's done it in the past is exactly the kinda dumb money that tech has been running on for years. Don't take financial advice from an Instagram animorph

Why does a company like Twitter even need 7000+ employees? It's just an app where you can post text/pictures. Seems like it would be pretty simple to maintain and update every once in a while. And I know nothing about app developing
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: Idk on November 24, 2022, 06:49:45 AM
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so....whats he gonna do to make california better?
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Probably nothing, but here is a video of him basically talking about how cool it will be for tech companies to cut their workforce by 80% and force everyone else to work crazy hours to make the owners richer.

https://www.instagram.com/p/ClPqFcoJcVH/?hl=en
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i think im going to be sick
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I'm gonna go out on a limb and say, as someone who works in app development, that Mikey is absolutely talking shit about stuff he knows nothing about. Devs are some of the most overworked, no-boundary having employees out there and the deal is that your life sucks but they pay you a bunch of money. The burnout is built in. So Elon asking employees that have already gone through a couple dozen crunches in their career to work harder is not only tone deaf but it's just also sorta clueless. Saying Elon can do it because he 's done it in the past is exactly the kinda dumb money that tech has been running on for years. Don't take financial advice from an Instagram animorph
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Why does a company like Twitter even need 7000+ employees? It's just an app where you can post text/pictures. Seems like it would be pretty simple to maintain and update every once in a while. And I know nothing about app developing
Yeah it takes a lot of people to run the infrastructure of a website and app like twitter. Otherwise it would crash all the time
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: Tenterhooks on November 24, 2022, 08:38:51 AM
I heard someone using its search function as an example of how it's not just a simple app. You can post a tweet and it is instantly searchable amongst the millions (billions?) of other tweets on Twitter. I know nothing about development but I can appreciate that's not easy to do. Every tweet also has a permanent url and you can click on something from years ago and read the thread / replies / retweets and all that stuff.
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: jakeumms on November 24, 2022, 11:39:34 AM
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so....whats he gonna do to make california better?
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Probably nothing, but here is a video of him basically talking about how cool it will be for tech companies to cut their workforce by 80% and force everyone else to work crazy hours to make the owners richer.

https://www.instagram.com/p/ClPqFcoJcVH/?hl=en
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i think im going to be sick
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I'm gonna go out on a limb and say, as someone who works in app development, that Mikey is absolutely talking shit about stuff he knows nothing about. Devs are some of the most overworked, no-boundary having employees out there and the deal is that your life sucks but they pay you a bunch of money. The burnout is built in. So Elon asking employees that have already gone through a couple dozen crunches in their career to work harder is not only tone deaf but it's just also sorta clueless. Saying Elon can do it because he 's done it in the past is exactly the kinda dumb money that tech has been running on for years. Don't take financial advice from an Instagram animorph
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Why does a company like Twitter even need 7000+ employees? It's just an app where you can post text/pictures. Seems like it would be pretty simple to maintain and update every once in a while. And I know nothing about app developing
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Yeah it takes a lot of people to run the infrastructure of a website and app like twitter. Otherwise it would crash all the time
Another issue you consistently run into is supporting the ever increasing list of devices. Apple keeps a pretty tight leash on the number of their phones they officially support but apps and services usually have to support a broader range. Each of these devices are often running a different operating system, all of which need to be supported. Apple updates iOS pretty regularly and an update can break all kinds of functionality. Just for a frame of reference, Apple released 16 in September, 16.1 in October and 16.2 is in public beta and will drop any day now.

This doesn't even touch on desktop versions, each of which have to run on every relevant version of every browser. And then there's Android. Google has been the affordable option for over a decade now and there are so many devices that need to be supported, many of which can barely run the OS, let alone a fully featured version of an app. Google supports a much broader range of devices and then you would still have to support devices that are just out of window because those phones are likely still in use. All of this work is to just keep the platform running. Any new features, which you need to keep adding to stay relevant to both the users and the advertisers, adds lift on top all of the aforementioned effort.
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: Hevonen on November 24, 2022, 12:11:54 PM
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so....whats he gonna do to make california better?
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Probably nothing, but here is a video of him basically talking about how cool it will be for tech companies to cut their workforce by 80% and force everyone else to work crazy hours to make the owners richer.

https://www.instagram.com/p/ClPqFcoJcVH/?hl=en
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i think im going to be sick
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I'm gonna go out on a limb and say, as someone who works in app development, that Mikey is absolutely talking shit about stuff he knows nothing about. Devs are some of the most overworked, no-boundary having employees out there and the deal is that your life sucks but they pay you a bunch of money. The burnout is built in. So Elon asking employees that have already gone through a couple dozen crunches in their career to work harder is not only tone deaf but it's just also sorta clueless. Saying Elon can do it because he 's done it in the past is exactly the kinda dumb money that tech has been running on for years. Don't take financial advice from an Instagram animorph
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Why does a company like Twitter even need 7000+ employees? It's just an app where you can post text/pictures. Seems like it would be pretty simple to maintain and update every once in a while. And I know nothing about app developing
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Yeah it takes a lot of people to run the infrastructure of a website and app like twitter. Otherwise it would crash all the time
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Another issue you consistently run into is supporting the ever increasing list of devices. Apple keeps a pretty tight leash on the number of their phones they officially support but apps and services usually have to support a broader range. Each of these devices are often running a different operating system, all of which need to be supported. Apple updates iOS pretty regularly and an update can break all kinds of functionality. Just for a frame of reference, Apple released 16 in September, 16.1 in October and 16.2 is in public beta and will drop any day now.

This doesn't even touch on desktop versions, each of which have to run on every relevant version of every browser. And then there's Android. Google has been the affordable option for over a decade now and there are so many devices that need to be supported, many of which can barely run the OS, let alone a fully featured version of an app. Google supports a much broader range of devices and then you would still have to support devices that are just out of window because those phones are likely still in use. All of this work is to just keep the platform running. Any new features, which you need to keep adding to stay relevant to both the users and the advertisers, adds lift on top all of the aforementioned effort.
God damn, thought I was gonna make it rich once I get a great idea for an app and have some coder buddy of mine develope it. Guess there's more to it
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: Jud Nestorkins on November 24, 2022, 12:21:25 PM
https://www.instagram.com/p/ClUxnluJbgP/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=



The caption for those that don’t have IG.


“ In February, I asked Jen what she thought of me potentially running for city council. At that time, she was 4 months pregnant and I was busier than ever with @communecapital

Honestly, I thought she was going to say absolutely not. I wasn’t really ready for the response she gave me.

She said, “this isn’t great timing, but you would be perfect. And the only reason I could see you saying no is out of fear and that is not a reason for not doing it.”

She knows me too well. Mention fear to me and I’m a go haha!

Thank you to everyone who has helped out along the way. Every volunteer, donor, voter, and everyone who encouraged us along the way. I appreciate you all so much!

I still can’t believe we did it!! We’re planning our celebration party now. I’ll let everyone know the final details.

Love you all!

#thousandoaks #westlakevillage #newburypark #citycouncil ”
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: quackquack on November 24, 2022, 12:36:04 PM
I think Elon's up to nefarious things, but as someone in the industry, I don't feel that Twitter would require a team of 7k to exist.

The cross-device/multi OS argument holds more ground for those apps with cutting edge features. Twitter is an input box and a list of comments. This type of thing can easily be an HTML5 app, which works on anything with a modern browser.

I don't see a good argument for supporting really old devices for Twitter. How much return on investment can one get by making sure someone with a crap phone can access the app? Just doesn't seem like target demographic.

Certainly it requires a team of 2-3k, but I don't know how even one program manager justified their job at Twitter. I don't use the App, so maybe it has launched new features, but it looks the exact same anytime I end up looking at a tweet.

Not that I'm saying there's no cross-device work or that anyone deserved to be fired, just offering my POV on the company and its rather boring product.
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: TheLurper on November 24, 2022, 12:39:41 PM
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Looks like Mikey won
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so....whats he gonna do to make california better?
[close]

Probably nothing, but here is a video of him basically talking about how cool it will be for tech companies to cut their workforce by 80% and force everyone else to work crazy hours to make the owners richer.

https://www.instagram.com/p/ClPqFcoJcVH/?hl=en
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i think im going to be sick
[close]
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say, as someone who works in app development, that Mikey is absolutely talking shit about stuff he knows nothing about. Devs are some of the most overworked, no-boundary having employees out there and the deal is that your life sucks but they pay you a bunch of money. The burnout is built in. So Elon asking employees that have already gone through a couple dozen crunches in their career to work harder is not only tone deaf but it's just also sorta clueless. Saying Elon can do it because he 's done it in the past is exactly the kinda dumb money that tech has been running on for years. Don't take financial advice from an Instagram animorph
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Why does a company like Twitter even need 7000+ employees? It's just an app where you can post text/pictures. Seems like it would be pretty simple to maintain and update every once in a while. And I know nothing about app developing
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Yeah it takes a lot of people to run the infrastructure of a website and app like twitter. Otherwise it would crash all the time
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Another issue you consistently run into is supporting the ever increasing list of devices. Apple keeps a pretty tight leash on the number of their phones they officially support but apps and services usually have to support a broader range. Each of these devices are often running a different operating system, all of which need to be supported. Apple updates iOS pretty regularly and an update can break all kinds of functionality. Just for a frame of reference, Apple released 16 in September, 16.1 in October and 16.2 is in public beta and will drop any day now.

This doesn't even touch on desktop versions, each of which have to run on every relevant version of every browser. And then there's Android. Google has been the affordable option for over a decade now and there are so many devices that need to be supported, many of which can barely run the OS, let alone a fully featured version of an app. Google supports a much broader range of devices and then you would still have to support devices that are just out of window because those phones are likely still in use. All of this work is to just keep the platform running. Any new features, which you need to keep adding to stay relevant to both the users and the advertisers, adds lift on top all of the aforementioned effort.
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God damn, thought I was gonna make it rich once I get a great idea for an app and have some coder buddy of mine develope it. Guess there's more to it

In addition to the coding, there needs to be people that run the business of Twitter.

Note: This post could be bullshit as everything on Blind is bullshit, but at minimum, it presents a realistic story of the other shit Twitter needs to take care of in order to generate money.

(https://i.ibb.co/ZzcwfFw/Screen-Shot-2022-11-24-at-4-37-40-PM.png)
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: HeapsCool on November 24, 2022, 06:30:41 PM
“It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God." Jesus Christ - moral support guide for the member for Thousand Oakes, multi millionaire thoroughbred gentrifier and political illiterate.
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: big_kev_215 on November 25, 2022, 06:38:00 AM
“He loved the neighborhood and the friends he made here, including a teenage girl that lived next to his new home who would later become his wife.”

https://www.mikey4to.com/

What a strange way to word that, lmao
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: Beeda Weeda on November 25, 2022, 07:23:32 AM
kids should start skating his commercial properties just to get footage of him kicking them out in his penny loafers.
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: 323-BALM on November 25, 2022, 08:01:28 AM
kids should start skating his commercial properties just to get footage of him kicking them out in his penny loafers.
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: ungzilla on November 25, 2022, 08:37:05 AM
i also loved my childhood neighbourhood so much i turned it into storage units
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: Therealkickflip on November 27, 2022, 08:30:49 PM
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so....whats he gonna do to make california better?
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Probably nothing, but here is a video of him basically talking about how cool it will be for tech companies to cut their workforce by 80% and force everyone else to work crazy hours to make the owners richer.

https://www.instagram.com/p/ClPqFcoJcVH/?hl=en
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i think im going to be sick
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I'm gonna go out on a limb and say, as someone who works in app development, that Mikey is absolutely talking shit about stuff he knows nothing about. Devs are some of the most overworked, no-boundary having employees out there and the deal is that your life sucks but they pay you a bunch of money. The burnout is built in. So Elon asking employees that have already gone through a couple dozen crunches in their career to work harder is not only tone deaf but it's just also sorta clueless. Saying Elon can do it because he 's done it in the past is exactly the kinda dumb money that tech has been running on for years. Don't take financial advice from an Instagram animorph
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Why does a company like Twitter even need 7000+ employees? It's just an app where you can post text/pictures. Seems like it would be pretty simple to maintain and update every once in a while. And I know nothing about app developing


Twitter is a corporation. When they went public and received billions in funding they had to grow and expand. International sales teams working over seas to get advertisements from foreign companies. Content moderation teams around the world. Hundreds of folks looking at thousands of tweets a day to make sure content is moderated. Why? Because Twitter is a free app on the App Store meaning accessible by kids. It has to be or they’ll remove it. This is the tip of the ice berg.
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: Jud Nestorkins on December 01, 2022, 08:47:32 PM
https://youtu.be/C6bYzdpCne8
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: backside_reacharound on December 01, 2022, 09:08:33 PM
this dude sucks so hard it's almost unbelievable
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: Lessfillingtastegreat on December 01, 2022, 09:39:54 PM
Is it me, or was this a long winded way for him to say he’s a millionaire. While staring at me.
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: ok boomer on December 02, 2022, 07:02:41 AM
Is it me, or was this a long winded way for him to say he’s a millionaire. While staring at me.

you know, I bet Mikey is making eye contact with himself in the mirror while masturbating
"to h-e-double-hockey-sticks with the neigh sayers... you are a millionaire"
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: TheVisitor on April 26, 2023, 07:47:28 PM
https://www.instagram.com/reel/CrhIF8CMz-i/?igshid=MDJmNzVkMjY%3D

Anyone know these dudes? They deserve some kind of prize for this level of trolling lmao.
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: Jebediah on April 26, 2023, 08:03:33 PM
That was amazing
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: RoaryMcTwang on April 26, 2023, 08:08:54 PM
https://www.instagram.com/reel/CrhIF8CMz-i/?igshid=MDJmNzVkMjY%3D

Anyone know these dudes? They deserve some kind of prize for this level of trolling lmao.

This brought me to actual tears.
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: IUTSM on April 26, 2023, 08:12:36 PM
Pure gold
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: Stu Pickles on April 26, 2023, 08:19:06 PM
holy fuck props to those dudes for keeping character, i was rolling after the first couple lines
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: gub on April 26, 2023, 08:24:51 PM
oh my goodness
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: DannyDee on April 26, 2023, 08:35:42 PM
That was absolutely amazing. I'm sure some over serious dudes hated it, but I bet a bunch of people just loved getting that in a mundane council meeting to break up the boredom.
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: WhoCareZ on April 26, 2023, 10:55:49 PM
I wanna see councilman Taylor's reaction!
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: turdtastic on April 26, 2023, 11:06:18 PM
Magical
While I don’t understand why someone would put this much effort into trolling this hawrd, I do appreciate it.
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: $$LESH on April 26, 2023, 11:57:29 PM
highly respectable trolling
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: roba on April 27, 2023, 12:19:30 AM
skateboarding narnia, emphasis on the gnar
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: Chatbot on April 27, 2023, 07:19:10 AM
Haha I knew these guys sounded familiar. They go around trolling courtrooms all over CA.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tN9Dj5tkXAE
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: GAY on April 27, 2023, 09:20:30 AM
LOL "I was in Tahoe at the time so we tore that weekend up." *hand gestures to indicate just how tore up*
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: steele on April 27, 2023, 11:34:51 AM
I was in pain laughing at that. Top tier.
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: Abyss1 on April 27, 2023, 11:41:31 AM
I was in pain laughing at that. Top tier.

when he said he grew up in san Clemente (Shecklers home) and parties with his water polo team...i lol'd
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: NBA NFL on April 27, 2023, 11:52:22 AM
Can someone embed the video? I would also love to laugh but I do not have an Instagram. Thanks in advance.
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: Rasmus on April 27, 2023, 01:12:15 PM
I just discovered on my third watch that they are wearing ties  ;D
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: dannyprovolone on April 27, 2023, 01:48:06 PM
not even one horse joke.....6/10
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: benboardbreaker on April 27, 2023, 02:00:02 PM
Mike Taylor is the Berra of his generation. What an absolute douche. His pyramid scheme and fake California (I got success) smile is so annoying. Please go away.
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: Shitbag on April 27, 2023, 02:38:15 PM
not even one horse joke.....6/10
Beating a dead horse at this point but yes it was disappointing they didn’t even try.
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: swellbowed on April 27, 2023, 04:00:26 PM
Can someone embed the video? I would also love to laugh but I do not have an Instagram. Thanks in advance.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yF2pNtoHxDk (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yF2pNtoHxDk)
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: Abyss1 on April 28, 2023, 10:01:50 AM
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Can someone embed the video? I would also love to laugh but I do not have an Instagram. Thanks in advance.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yF2pNtoHxDk (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yF2pNtoHxDk)

That was ACE'd 

Anyone know who these kids are
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: Fongstarr. on April 28, 2023, 10:21:04 AM
These guys were on Stern years back.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ux7nmx37BBI
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: GAY on April 28, 2023, 10:39:40 AM
These guys are incredible and I'm almost grateful to Mikey for bringing them into my sphere of reference due to his idiotic career trajectory.
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: backfliptofiftyfifty on April 28, 2023, 12:01:53 PM
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Can someone embed the video? I would also love to laugh but I do not have an Instagram. Thanks in advance.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yF2pNtoHxDk (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yF2pNtoHxDk)

emphasis on the GNAR
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: The Mexican Nancy Chin on April 30, 2023, 05:58:49 PM
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Beating a dead horse at this point but yes it was disappointing they didn’t even try.
I mentioned the horse jokes thing to my mom who is pretty aware of the landscape of pro skateboarding for someone who doesn't skate and her response was "is it not offensive to horses to compare them to Mikey?"
Title: Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
Post by: figureitout on April 30, 2023, 10:58:09 PM
https://youtu.be/1NoqxbCsXRU