The regal one of the left is Isis. Jeff fucking loves Isis, but Isis is the dick that scratched the Dopesick CD earlier. That dick.
On the right is Claire, belongs to the parents. She is possibly the most sweetest cat Jeff may ever met. Jeff would never fool around with a cat, but if Claire was human, her cat looks would translate into a coy, big tittied law student.
Those are covers do not belong to me, Jeff.