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« Reply #630 on: April 07, 2010, 11:53:46 AM »
2-0 United already in the first 7 minutes. Good thing I turned this one on early, yikes Bayern.

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« Reply #631 on: April 07, 2010, 01:44:13 PM »

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« Reply #632 on: April 07, 2010, 01:51:51 PM »
typical Germans
This armor plating is going to get a little more diesel.

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« Reply #633 on: April 07, 2010, 02:09:55 PM »
i remember i watched the first leg of the bayer/united match in a pub in a berlin airport
and i was the only person supporting man utd there
when they scored and i jumped up
the germans did bnot look happy

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« Reply #634 on: April 07, 2010, 02:57:23 PM »
im going to see turkey vs US in philly in may..  chyeeeeeea

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« Reply #635 on: April 07, 2010, 04:18:39 PM »
man u....


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« Reply #636 on: April 07, 2010, 05:46:29 PM »
I just found the best video EVER:

http://www.toilette-humor.com/soccer.html

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« Reply #637 on: April 07, 2010, 05:56:39 PM »


all moves and no skill

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« Reply #638 on: April 07, 2010, 08:17:36 PM »
typical Germans

Couldn't believe that quote. Always so satisfying to see SAF get pissed off.

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« Reply #639 on: April 07, 2010, 10:30:58 PM »
i played 9 years, mostly as a sweeper

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« Reply #640 on: April 07, 2010, 11:40:56 PM »
typical german? do you remember 99 when manu scored in the last minutes of the game aganinst bayern?
that shit yesterday was just a revenge. and you cannot say that bayern played bad.
a typical german game would be either in a world or eurocup, where the team plays shitty but manages it to score against teams like kuweit, ecuador or slovenia and suddenly they're in the final. just wanted to set the things straight. anyway, I'm still drunken and you better don't listen to me.

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« Reply #641 on: April 08, 2010, 02:46:40 AM »
I'm still drunken and you better don't listen to me.
I think this is the best sentence that the english language has ever produced.  I wish Arjen Robben would have been subbed out about 5 minutes earlier than he was.

 You and the D00D have turned this thread into a horrible head-on-collision between a short bus full of regular kids and a van full of paraplegics.



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« Reply #642 on: April 08, 2010, 03:31:12 AM »
very unlike united to let a lead slip like that, especially in champions league. that being said, robben's goal was fucking sublime, i could watch that on repeat for ages.

hoping for a barca - bayern final.

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« Reply #643 on: April 08, 2010, 03:42:28 AM »
I expect Barca will take it this again this year.  That's really going to make it a bummer being in Madrid.

 You and the D00D have turned this thread into a horrible head-on-collision between a short bus full of regular kids and a van full of paraplegics.



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« Reply #644 on: April 08, 2010, 04:24:49 AM »
Robben burned his hand after the goal it seemed.

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« Reply #645 on: April 08, 2010, 10:42:01 AM »
Fuck, his celebrations are really annoying, but his goal did make Ferguson cry.

Nani's 1st goal was A1 meats as well.
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He's got his 8-track playin' really fuckin' loud

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« Reply #646 on: April 08, 2010, 01:50:46 PM »
Torres just notched twice, scousers beating Benfica 4 -1.  50 goals in 59 appearances at Anfield, he's fucking quality.
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« Reply #647 on: April 08, 2010, 02:33:14 PM »
Fulham!

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« Reply #648 on: April 08, 2010, 03:25:28 PM »
Fulham!
Is Dempsey like the only American player in the Premier League?

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« Reply #649 on: April 08, 2010, 04:07:35 PM »
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Fulham!
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Is Dempsey like the only American player in the Premier League?

Hull City have Jozy Altidore

Aston Villa's goalkeepers Brad Friedel and Brad Guzan are both american. And so is Evertons goalkeeper Tim Howard

West Ham have Jonathan Spector

I think thats all of them.

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« Reply #650 on: April 08, 2010, 04:37:07 PM »
Bayern is nowhere without van Bommel, the guy never loses the ball or gives a bad pass.

and good for liverpool, they deserved it.
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« Reply #651 on: April 08, 2010, 05:20:44 PM »
Soccer is so cool, I truly don't understand why it's not that big in America.

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« Reply #652 on: April 08, 2010, 05:27:07 PM »
Soccer is so cool, I truly don't understand why it's not that big in America.





thats generalizing but seriously show me a fat soccer player

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« Reply #653 on: April 09, 2010, 01:15:41 AM »
AILTON!




baile baile!

not really that fat, but he exposed himself to many kids on national television, when Werder won the Championship in...erm...bunch of years ago.

on the topic of americans playing soccer, my biggest fear, looking at the Worldcup in Southafrica is, that Germany will meet the U.S. in the best of 16 finals and lose. That would seriously hurt. Don't know why, but it feels like losing to the US is worse than just losing. Not because they're a bad team though.

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« Reply #654 on: April 09, 2010, 12:23:39 PM »
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Fulham!
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Is Dempsey like the only American player in the Premier League?
[close]

Hull City have Jozy Altidore

Aston Villa's goalkeepers Brad Friedel and Brad Guzan are both american. And so is Evertons goalkeeper Tim Howard

West Ham have Jonathan Spector

I think thats all of them.

Watched Altidore when we played Hull a while back, he was there best player they had.
Villa knocked us out the cup a few months back, Guzan was superb, stopped everything coming at him, saved 3 or 4 penalties. Twat.
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« Reply #655 on: April 09, 2010, 02:05:06 PM »
I remember that match. Guzan was pretty amazing

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« Reply #656 on: April 17, 2010, 12:52:29 AM »
kk and crtistano? im jelllllly.

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« Reply #657 on: April 17, 2010, 07:18:21 AM »
Paul Scholes

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« Reply #658 on: April 17, 2010, 12:54:28 PM »
ball control to goal!

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« Reply #659 on: April 17, 2010, 04:33:23 PM »
Wow.
That made me feel regular for watching 75 minutes of the Manchester derby.