Funny Myspace/Live Journal Pictures

[S.A.D.B.]

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enough with the homophobia already

I don't see anything homophobic about it. This dude is definitely a "faggot", but by calling him that I am in no way referring to a dude that is attracted to other dudes (those guys are OK to me). "Faggot" is the only word strong enough to describe this pretentious waste of life. I forgot who said it first (so that I can give credit to the originator) but when I saw this dude's pics, I wanted to throw a grenade through the screen.

[kev]

Guys, he's not gay.  I went to school with him.  Aren't those pics exactly what a girl obsessed bro looks like?

[Mizzerk]

Guys, he's not gay.  I went to school with him.  Aren't those pics exactly what a girl obsessed bro looks like?

which one is you

[k-nutz]

you're

im sorry but things like that bother me.  i mean, if you use the word twice in one sentence, how dumb do you have to be to not notice?

[BallDontLie]

Haha i was thinking the same thing.

[k-nutz]

[Chris Hansen]

"Chris Hansen, where ya at now?"



"Just a little closer"

I'm right here you fucking loser. You may think that because you look like an 18 year old Matt Hughes it's all well and good to molest young mexican boys and call it "mixed martial arts", but Chris Hansen doesn't. Not only are you going to take a seat, but you're going to tell me and our viewers at home exactly what was going on in your head when you made the plan to meet up with these children who look to be under the age of 4 and lacking proper octagon training. And don't you dare post the "after" pictures of your little cage match, lord knows I've seen too many mouse holes turned to bear caves by sick bastards like you.

[Davis]

Chocobo is the first thought that came to my mind.

[iwishilivedinjapan]

FUCK YES DAVID....o god that was awesome

[frisco]

WOW! hahaha thats my favourite one

[Guile]

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"Chris Hansen, where ya at now?"



"Just a little closer"

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I'm right here you fucking loser. You may think that because you look like an 18 year old Matt Hughes it's all well and good to molest young mexican boys and call it "mixed martial arts", but Chris Hansen doesn't. Not only are you going to take a seat, but you're going to tell me and our viewers at home exactly what was going on in your head when you made the plan to meet up with these children who look to be under the age of 4 and lacking proper octagon training. And don't you dare post the "after" pictures of your little cage match, lord knows I've seen too many mouse holes turned to bear caves by sick bastards like you.

omfgwtfbbqlmfaognard

[loophole]

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Oh my, this is too fun.
It's a girl?

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i think it wants to be a girl, it's not fooling me though. theres a kid like him in my psychology class exactly like him, and it's obvious he doesn't care about the subject itself (it's an elective) but he's trying to figure himself out.

ive been showing all my friends these

[rocklobster]

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Chocobo is the first thought that came to my mind.

i am lost for words.....

[BallDontLie]

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Oh my, this is too fun.
It's a girl?

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i think it wants to be a girl, it's not fooling me though. theres a kid like him in my psychology class exactly like him, and it's obvious he doesn't care about the subject itself (it's an elective) but he's trying to figure himself out.

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ive been showing all my friends these

The Jedi one is sooooo bad.

[Sleazy]

Guys, he's not gay.  I went to school with him.  Aren't those pics exactly what a girl obsessed bro looks like?

i was actually making a joke but now i'm thinking maybe i'm onto something here. most of my friends from high school who are now openly gay only really came out in their late 20s.

And this guys is living way too much lavita loca not to catch a penis across the nose one day.

[marty.]

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Oh my, this is too fun.
It's a girl?

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i think it wants to be a girl, it's not fooling me though. theres a kid like him in my psychology class exactly like him, and it's obvious he doesn't care about the subject itself (it's an elective) but he's trying to figure himself out.

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ive been showing all my friends these

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The Jedi one is sooooo bad.

The sound on this one is probably the creepiest thing I've ever heard.


And yes, I too have been showing them to everybody I can.

[brooklyn brawler]

My friend Mel on the left. She likes to get her asshole licked, and baby oil on her boobs.

[BallDontLie]

That's what's up

[Guile]

im down, noodz me pls

[Designing Women]

i want to lick her plz

[skaterdavid]

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Chocobo is the first thought that came to my mind.

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i am lost for words.....

i just laughed alot now if feel bad hahaha

[Bill]

[Alan]

cut your hair first

Do it.

(Of course, we know he won't. He's new to the game, still wearing his Umbro shirt which means he's in limbo between chav and emo.)

[SimonP]

cut your hair first

hes doing it WRONG, slitting wrists, not elbows. and hes suppose to do it VERTICALLY.

[Bubblegum Tate]

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[Sleazy]

cut your hair first

some one enjoyed spiderman 3 a little too much

[Chris Hansen]

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Let this be a lesson. Everytime you're about to feast your eyes on some tot twat, I'll be there, ready to turn your erection  into a flaccid, whimpering little slug that's found its way into a bag of beer nuts. I will instill a sense of shame in you that will last a lifetime, hanging over your head like the stink of dead fish and crude oil in Prince William Sound, Alaska, in March of '89. I'm Chris Hansen.

[Ronald Wilson Reagan]

cut your hair first

Its down the highway, not across the road. What a pussy, faking the attention getters fake suicide attempt. If your gonna put the blade that way on your arm I'll be a little more impressed if you atleast bleed a little on your way to whining like a pussy about how life isn't fair and how you wish it did work.

[Star Whores Episode I: The Fellatio Menace]

should cut the double chin off

[Bubblegum Tate]

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Let this be a lesson. Everytime you're about to feast your eyes on some tot twat, I'll be there, ready to turn your erection  into a flaccid, whimpering little slug that's found its way into a bag of beer nuts. I will instill a sense of shame in you that will last a lifetime, hanging over your head like the stink of dead fish and crude oil in Prince William Sound, Alaska, in March of '89. I'm Chris Hansen.

dont fuck with CHRIS HANSEN