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Skateboarding => Skate Questions => Topic started by: ice nine on July 04, 2010, 02:06:08 PM
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not being able to drop in, or not being able to kickflip?
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Not being able to drop in would be way worse.
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Awkward push or really good mongo push?
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You mean to tell me that a really good mongo push exists? Awkward push.
Shitty grip job or something corny written on the grip?
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not being able to drop in, or not being able to kickflip?
Not getting laid frequently.
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any writing on the grip
ragdoll or lenny rivas
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ragdoll is fun to watch, but i'd definitely go with him.
inability to set up a board or inability to 'throw down' your board to get speed
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ragdoll is fun to watch, but i'd definitely go with him.
inability to set up a board or inability to 'throw down' your board to get speed
Thats hard. I guess throw down. Ollie up or ollie down a curb?
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ollie down i guess, i dont think either are embarassing really though.
gomez or the gipper
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jeremy rogers quitting skating for rap or jeremy rogers coming back to skating and starting a company called selfish?
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jeremy rogers quitting skating for rap or jeremy rogers coming back to skating and starting a company called selfish?
jr blastoff rappin.. its implied hes going to make a comeback, hes a phoenix. minus the the board company part.
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gomez or the gipper
Gipper is far more embarrassing.
Finishing too early? Or not being able to get it up?
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not being able to drop in, or not being able to kickflip?
I can do neither of these things. Not being able to drop in is worse.
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inability to set up a board or inability to 'throw down' your board to get speed
Embarrassingly enough...I still can't do this. I just never learned. :-[
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inability to set up a board or inability to 'throw down' your board to get speed
Embarrassingly enough...I still can't do this. I just never learned. :-[
Me neither..
But in my opinion, not being able to set up a board is waaaay more embarrasing. Who the fuck can't? A hamster can do it.
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Gipper is far more embarrassing.
Finishing too early? Or not being able to get it up?
I wouldn't embarass you if you didn't say such stupid shit.
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gipper is the most embarassing.
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being a busted-up-has-been pro that still keeps putting footage no matter what, despite it sucking
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getting legend status after a good video part or two and then milking it for 10 years
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any writing on the grip
ragdoll or lenny rivas
.......gotta go with Lenny
(http://i1030.photobucket.com/albums/y365/magic_pizza/goldlenny.jpg)
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any writing on the grip
ragdoll or lenny rivas
.......gotta go with Lenny
(http://i1030.photobucket.com/albums/y365/magic_pizza/goldlenny.jpg)
that shit is scary
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Adrian Lopez in Balck & White or Antwuan Dixon's fight with a kid at a demo?
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lopez
obviously fake style or horrible style?
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There is nothing worse than fake style; at least horrible style can be entertaining.
Being "the heelflip guy" or bitching about "the heelflip guy?"
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Bitching about the "heelflip guy".
Skating for airspeed or nss?
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Diarrhea running down your legs while giving a speech in front of world leaders that goes viral on youtube and you're know henceforth as Diarrhea poopy pants guy or spending your downtime at work spending too much time on a website where people complaining about insignificant and inconsequential skateboard gossip that they take way too seriously and argue about which long tailslide is the the best as if you can't like them all?
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Diarrhea running down your legs while giving a speech in front of world leaders that goes viral on youtube and you're know henceforth as Diarrhea poopy pants guy or spending your downtime at work spending too much time on a website where people complaining about insignificant and inconsequential skateboard gossip that they take way too seriously and argue about which long tailslide is the the best as if you can't like them all?
The latter.
showin up to the spot wearin the same flannel/beanie/dickies/old skools as your homies or showin up to the spot without a flannel/beanie/dickes/old skools
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being without my lumberjack winter wear, of course. how am i supposed to fit in with jeans and tee? as if!
this one is close to my heart cause i can't do the first part:
not being able to axle stall on average tranny or
not being able to 50-50 a ledge?
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inability to set up a board or inability to 'throw down' your board to get speed
Embarrassingly enough...I still can't do this. I just never learned. :-[
i was slightly referring to you when i made that scenario, you posted it in "simple shit you never learned", and before that, i just assumed everyone could. then i starting skating with this dude who can't do it either, he lines up his board in the right direction and just runs and jumps on it then starts pushing. add kirtap and that's three dudes. more common than i thought.
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inability to set up a board or inability to 'throw down' your board to get speed
Embarrassingly enough...I still can't do this. I just never learned. :-[
Setting up a board? that's so easy and throwing down your board to get speed? Ive never even thought about it but i can do it switch! Why are you on the forum you guys suck!
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re: throwing down your board for speed, i can ONLY really do it switch
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re: throwing down your board for speed, i can ONLY really do it switch
is it because you get to use your stronger hand for your switch one?
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being without my lumberjack winter wear, of course. how am i supposed to fit in with jeans and tee? as if!
this one is close to my heart cause i can't do the first part:
not being able to axle stall on average tranny or
not being able to 50-50 a ledge?
i guess not being able to 50-50 a ledge. you can still skate tranny if you can't axle stall but how are you going to carve around on a ledge?
all over print or neon shoes?
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not being able to grip your own board? or not being able to change your own bearings?
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Gipper is far more embarrassing.
Finishing too early? Or not being able to get it up?
Hahaha I totally thought about posting that question but it seemed a little much to me at the moment. I'd say not being able to get it up. Shit would suck either way, no one gets anything, and I'd fear for the virility of my manhood.. If you finish too early at least you got yours and either you're not going to see the girl again because it's a one night stand or it's your girlfriend and she'll still be your pookie bear and cuddle with you.
Being single and rarely getting laid or having a possessive girlfriend and getting laid all the time?
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not being able to grip your own board? or not being able to change your own bearings?
change bearings
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Be an Am and also have a job or be an Am and sleep on peoples couches becuase your so broke
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not being able to drop in, or not being able to kickflip?
I can do neither of these things. Not being able to drop in is worse.
then what are you doing on a skateboarding messageboard?
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Be an Am and also have a job or be an Am and sleep on peoples couches becuase your so broke
i don't see why having a job is consider embarrassing
bennie in the summer or v-neck?
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Beanie since I'm in Texas. More so stupid than embarrassing.
Fucking tie dye or white denim
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Be an Am and also have a job or be an Am and sleep on peoples couches becuase your so broke
working isn't embarrassing. you're trying to make a skating career too, which is very respectable, but i don't know if you can do that in chicago.
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Beanie since I'm in Texas. More so stupid than embarrassing.
Fucking tie dye or white denim
I think white denim is more embarrassing to me. Denim is only better than chinos or cords because of the fact that dirt doesn't show up as well. If I have dirt or dried up mud, I can just rub it until it flakes off. Having white jeans defeats that purpose and would bum me out, especially during those couple weeks where I just wear the same jeans and don't shower. Tie dye is alright when it's the homemade shit like a shop tee.
Stealing money from your grandma for meth OR robbing a fourteen-year old at gunpoint for weed?
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not being able to drop in, or not being able to kickflip?
I can do neither of these things. Not being able to drop in is worse.
then what are you doing on a skateboarding messageboard?
most guys on slap are old people who never skate but instead spend all their time on this forum
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Beanie since I'm in Texas. More so stupid than embarrassing.
Fucking tie dye or white denim
I think white denim is more embarrassing to me. Denim is only better than chinos or cords because of the fact that dirt doesn't show up as well. If I have dirt or dried up mud, I can just rub it until it flakes off. Having white jeans defeats that purpose and would bum me out, especially during those couple weeks where I just wear the same jeans and don't shower. Tie dye is alright when it's the homemade shit like a shop tee.
Stealing money from your grandma for meth OR robbing a fourteen-year old at gunpoint for weed?
Robbing a 14 year old.
Trucks too tight or skating with risers?
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If someone has trucks, which are too tight, everyone can see him tic-tacking. So, that's more embarrassing.
Being completely decked out in Element (with an Element hat down to shoes with a complete Element set-up) or skating for Selfish?
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If someone has trucks, which are too tight, everyone can see him tic-tacking. So, that's more embarrassing.
Being completely decked out in Element (with an Element hat down to shoes with a complete Element set-up) or skating for Selfish?
You mean if their trucks are too tight for them right? It would be the same if someones trucks were too loose to them. Most people would say my trucks are too tight but to me they're perfect...Chris Cole even says he skates tight trucks. Everyone bases trucks being tight or loose off of how theirs are right?...But I guess there is probably a happy medium of what the norm is, just a pretty vague one.
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Beanie since I'm in Texas. More so stupid than embarrassing.
Fucking tie dye or white denim
I think white denim is more embarrassing to me. Denim is only better than chinos or cords because of the fact that dirt doesn't show up as well. If I have dirt or dried up mud, I can just rub it until it flakes off. Having white jeans defeats that purpose and would bum me out, especially during those couple weeks where I just wear the same jeans and don't shower. Tie dye is alright when it's the homemade shit like a shop tee.
Stealing money from your grandma for meth OR robbing a fourteen-year old at gunpoint for weed?
Robbing a 14 year old.
Trucks too tight or skating with risers?
skating with 1/4" riser is the worst haha
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Beanie since I'm in Texas. More so stupid than embarrassing.
Fucking tie dye or white denim
I think white denim is more embarrassing to me. Denim is only better than chinos or cords because of the fact that dirt doesn't show up as well. If I have dirt or dried up mud, I can just rub it until it flakes off. Having white jeans defeats that purpose and would bum me out, especially during those couple weeks where I just wear the same jeans and don't shower. Tie dye is alright when it's the homemade shit like a shop tee.
Stealing money from your grandma for meth OR robbing a fourteen-year old at gunpoint for weed?
Robbing a 14 year old.
Trucks too tight or skating with risers?
don't see what's wrong with riser pads as long as you aren't rocking the ones from walmart that are super huge. i've got some indy ones on my setup, had them for years, they help with wheelbite.
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being without my lumberjack winter wear, of course. how am i supposed to fit in with jeans and tee? as if!
this one is close to my heart cause i can't do the first part:
not being able to axle stall on average tranny or
not being able to 50-50 a ledge?
i'd say not being able to axel stall on medium tranny is more embarresing
for one it's a lot easier than a 5050 and
it is also a great setup trick when skating a mini and if you can't do that you may just have to do the whole rock to fakie tail stall thing
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Having people find out your father left your mother for a man or having the fact that you won tickets to a Phil Collins concert announced on the radio
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not being able to drop in, or not being able to kickflip?
I can do neither of these things. Not being able to drop in is worse.
then what are you doing on a skateboarding messageboard?
I like watching skateboarding. A lot. A lot a lot. It's all I do. I just can't skate. I'm physically able to, but I'm horrible. Really really horrible.
But I don't talk shit on bad skaters. THAT would be embarrassing.
EDIT: Wait, I meant to say the chicks.
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Having people find out your father left your mother for a man or having the fact that you won tickets to a Phil Collins concert announced on the radio
No shame at all in winning Phil Collins tickets announced on the radio. I'd call in during request hour just to say I had Phil Collins ticket. He can feel it coming in the air tonight...hold on..
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im trying to remember a phil collins song, was really good(i think), dancy, super repetitive chorus, i think just repeating the same word over and over, pretty joyous and shit. i heard it at a party and never before or since, any help? im thinking like go, yes, dance, something like that
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sussussudio sussudio sussudio sudio oh oh sussudio sudio sudioooooohhhhh? oh oh oh?
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no i dont think so, but thanks. probably less well known, i dont know anything but his bigger hits.
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Your girlfriend catching you jerking it to the Boobs thread or posting a picture of your girls goods in the Boobs thread?
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Your girlfriend catching you jerking off to a picture of her that you posted in the Boobs thread.
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Your girlfriend catching you jerking off to a picture of her that you posted in the Boobs thread.
solid
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Being crucified naked upside-down on your front lawn or choking to death on your own shit during a failed attempt to win a small sum of money on some Japanese gameshow?
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Skating pads on street or showing up to the park with a longboard?
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Getting the shit kicked out of you by a little infant 3 year old girl while you are fully grown and developed man and having a cast on your leg for the next 2 months so you can't skate and having to walk the long way home and trying to explain to your friends that you can't go down this street anymore or skate for the next 2 months because a girl still in her diapers focused your leg, or being the next selfish AM
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Skating pads on street or showing up to the park with a longboard?
pads on street.
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Getting the shit kicked out of you by a little infant 3 year old girl while you are fully grown and developed man and having a cast on your leg for the next 2 months so you can't skate and having to walk the long way home and trying to explain to your friends that you can't go down this street anymore or skate for the next 2 months because a girl still in her diapers focused your leg, or being the next selfish AM
nice picture text
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^^^ Your username is funny, I would give you +1 for it but since I can't, I will give you a gift.
(http://i1030.photobucket.com/albums/y365/magic_pizza/More%20Pics/PhilColons.jpg)
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not being able to drop in, or not being able to kickflip?
I can do neither of these things. Not being able to drop in is worse.
then what are you doing on a skateboarding messageboard?
I like watching skateboarding. A lot. A lot a lot. It's all I do. I just can't skate. I'm physically able to, but I'm horrible. Really really horrible.
But I don't talk shit on bad skaters. THAT would be embarrassing.
EDIT: Wait, I meant to say the chicks.
damn, dude. you can't drop in and you can't kickflip. i suck too, but i could atleast do those things. i suggest you turn off the skate vids, log off the net and hit the skatepark. pushing yourself to progress can be frustrating, but the results are worth it. i hope you learn how to drop in. once you get over the initial fear, tranny can be really fun to skate
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having a parent walk in on you yanking it or walking in on one of your parents?
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having a parent walk in on you yanking it or walking in on one of your parents?
I'd say parents walking in on you.
Farting really loud in a populated but quite setting or farting silently but shitting your pants?
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Not being able to drop in. I can't kickflip but I can drop in. I can heelflip but not kickflip. Every time I attempt a kickflip, everyone's like,"You pop them so high!" but I can't land on them or flick them consistently.
Wearing TK Society's or being a skater and wearing Element.
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having a parent walk in on you yanking it or walking in on one of your parents?
I'd say parents walking in on you.
Farting really loud in a populated but quite setting or farting silently but shitting your pants?
that' a tough one. embarassing-wise the loud one but complexity-wise the shart
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im trying to remember a phil collins song, was really good(i think), dancy, super repetitive chorus, i think just repeating the same word over and over, pretty joyous and shit. i heard it at a party and never before or since, any help? im thinking like go, yes, dance, something like that
hey guys i found it!! and its so fuckin good! party with it on!
Phil Collins - I'm Not Moving (Idjut Boys Edit)
originals good too tho
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having a parent walk in on you yanking it or walking in on one of your parents?
I'd say parents walking in on you.
Farting really loud in a populated but quite setting or farting silently but shitting your pants?
i've almost always been able to pawn off my farts on someone else and blame them but if you shit your self you've got the instantstink factor and the possibilty of it going to to your legs and leaving a trail. so the quiet fart and shit is more embarrasing.
getting pantsed in front of tons of people and getting your weiner exposed or slipping on a banana peel and dying
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having a parent walk in on you yanking it or walking in on one of your parents?
I'd say parents walking in on you.
Farting really loud in a populated but quite setting or farting silently but shitting your pants?
i've almost always been able to pawn off my farts on someone else and blame them but if you shit your self you've got the instantstink factor and the possibilty of it going to to your legs and leaving a trail. so the quiet fart and shit is more embarrasing.
getting pantsed in front of tons of people and getting your weiner exposed or slipping on a banana peel and dying
probably getting pantsed. you'd still be alive to feel the anguish. one time my dick popped out of a hole in my pants while i was walking down the hallway at school. luckily nobody saw it.
Getting caught watching The View because you "Like their views on things." or watching Fox news because you believe it to be straight truth?
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having a parent walk in on you yanking it or walking in on one of your parents?
I'd say parents walking in on you.
Farting really loud in a populated but quite setting or farting silently but shitting your pants?
i've almost always been able to pawn off my farts on someone else and blame them but if you shit your self you've got the instantstink factor and the possibilty of it going to to your legs and leaving a trail. so the quiet fart and shit is more embarrasing.
getting pantsed in front of tons of people and getting your weiner exposed or slipping on a banana peel and dying
probably getting pantsed. you'd still be alive to feel the anguish. one time my dick popped out of a hole in my pants while i was walking down the hallway at school. luckily nobody saw it.
Getting caught watching The View because you "Like their views on things." or watching Fox news because you believe it to be straight truth?
Watching the view...
not bieng able to revert or not knowing who Gonz is?
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not knowing gonz
not being able to get it up or blowing it on the way in
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having a parent walk in on you yanking it or walking in on one of your parents?
I'd say parents walking in on you.
Farting really loud in a populated but quite setting or farting silently but shitting your pants?
i've almost always been able to pawn off my farts on someone else and blame them but if you shit your self you've got the instantstink factor and the possibilty of it going to to your legs and leaving a trail. so the quiet fart and shit is more embarrasing.
getting pantsed in front of tons of people and getting your weiner exposed or slipping on a banana peel and dying
probably getting pantsed. you'd still be alive to feel the anguish. one time my dick popped out of a hole in my pants while i was walking down the hallway at school. luckily nobody saw it.
Getting caught watching The View because you "Like their views on things." or watching Fox news because you believe it to be straight truth?
Watching Fox news :-X
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having a parent walk in on you yanking it or walking in on one of your parents?
I'd say parents walking in on you.
Farting really loud in a populated but quite setting or farting silently but shitting your pants?
i've almost always been able to pawn off my farts on someone else and blame them but if you shit your self you've got the instantstink factor and the possibilty of it going to to your legs and leaving a trail. so the quiet fart and shit is more embarrasing.
getting pantsed in front of tons of people and getting your weiner exposed or slipping on a banana peel and dying
probably getting pantsed. you'd still be alive to feel the anguish. one time my dick popped out of a hole in my pants while i was walking down the hallway at school. luckily nobody saw it.
Getting caught watching The View because you "Like their views on things." or watching Fox news because you believe it to be straight truth?
Watching Fox news :-X
Being Chris Cole Kid or being Skwisgaar Skwigelf?
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having a parent walk in on you yanking it or walking in on one of your parents?
I'd say parents walking in on you.
Farting really loud in a populated but quite setting or farting silently but shitting your pants?
i've almost always been able to pawn off my farts on someone else and blame them but if you shit your self you've got the instantstink factor and the possibilty of it going to to your legs and leaving a trail. so the quiet fart and shit is more embarrasing.
getting pantsed in front of tons of people and getting your weiner exposed or slipping on a banana peel and dying
probably getting pantsed. you'd still be alive to feel the anguish. one time my dick popped out of a hole in my pants while i was walking down the hallway at school. luckily nobody saw it.
Getting caught watching The View because you "Like their views on things." or watching Fox news because you believe it to be straight truth?
Watching Fox news :-X
Being Chris Cole Kid or being Skwisgaar Skwigelf?
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having a parent walk in on you yanking it or walking in on one of your parents?
I'd say parents walking in on you.
Farting really loud in a populated but quite setting or farting silently but shitting your pants?
i've almost always been able to pawn off my farts on someone else and blame them but if you shit your self you've got the instantstink factor and the possibilty of it going to to your legs and leaving a trail. so the quiet fart and shit is more embarrasing.
getting pantsed in front of tons of people and getting your weiner exposed or slipping on a banana peel and dying
probably getting pantsed. you'd still be alive to feel the anguish. one time my dick popped out of a hole in my pants while i was walking down the hallway at school. luckily nobody saw it.
Getting caught watching The View because you "Like their views on things." or watching Fox news because you believe it to be straight truth?
Watching Fox news :-X
Being Chris Cole Kid or being Skwisgaar Skwigelf?
chris cole kid.
premature ejaculation with your dream girl or pissing your pants in the middle of crowded party.
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having a parent walk in on you yanking it or walking in on one of your parents?
I'd say parents walking in on you.
Farting really loud in a populated but quite setting or farting silently but shitting your pants?
i've almost always been able to pawn off my farts on someone else and blame them but if you shit your self you've got the instantstink factor and the possibilty of it going to to your legs and leaving a trail. so the quiet fart and shit is more embarrasing.
getting pantsed in front of tons of people and getting your weiner exposed or slipping on a banana peel and dying
probably getting pantsed. you'd still be alive to feel the anguish. one time my dick popped out of a hole in my pants while i was walking down the hallway at school. luckily nobody saw it.
Getting caught watching The View because you "Like their views on things." or watching Fox news because you believe it to be straight truth?
Watching Fox news? :-X
Being Chris Cole Kid or being Skwisgaar Skwigelf?
chris cole kid.
premature ejaculation with your dream girl or pissing your pants in the middle of crowded party.
Piss pants in the middle of a crowded party, because you can spill your drink at the same time...nobody will know.
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having someone on letter "t" in a game of skate then your opponent realizes you cant nollie flip and does every nollie flip variation, leaving you feeling just stupid.
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Being really good at skating but not knowing shit about skating (video part knowledge, product knowledge, who did what trick down what gap, etc)
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Knowing a lot about skating but sucking really bad at it.
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Being really good at skating but not knowing shit about skating (video part knowledge, product knowledge, who did what trick down what gap, etc)
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Knowing a lot about skating but sucking really bad at it.
Sucking at skating, obviously.
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Being really good at skating but not knowing shit about skating (video part knowledge, product knowledge, who did what trick down what gap, etc)
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Knowing a lot about skating but sucking really bad at it.
Being really good but not knowing shit.
It's not all about how good you are, it's also about the culture and the community, as well.
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Being really good at skating but not knowing shit about skating (video part knowledge, product knowledge, who did what trick down what gap, etc)
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Knowing a lot about skating but sucking really bad at it.
Being really good but not knowing shit.
It's not all about how good you are, it's also about the culture and the community, as well.
c'mon. reading this is some embarrassing shit. a lot of the guys i used to skate with killed it and didn't really know/care too much about the industry. i find that way gnarlier than being some gossipy skate nerd all up on shit w/ no skills. why would you prefer trivial skate knowledge over talent? give me a nice bag of tricks and an empty skate head any day. ok, i got one: realizing your wife of five years did a gang bang porn scene and all your buddies know/have seen it or walking in on your allegedly straight dad in man train with at least 10 dudes and he's the caboose?
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Being really good at skating but not knowing shit about skating (video part knowledge, product knowledge, who did what trick down what gap, etc)
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Knowing a lot about skating but sucking really bad at it.
Being really good but not knowing shit.
It's not all about how good you are, it's also about the culture and the community, as well.
c'mon. reading this is some embarrassing shit. a lot of the guys i used to skate with killed it and didn't really know/care too much about the industry. i find that way gnarlier than being some gossipy skate nerd all up on shit w/ no skills. why would you prefer trivial skate knowledge over talent? give me a nice bag of tricks and an empty skate head any day. ok, i got one: realizing your wife of five years did a gang bang porn scene or walking in on your allegedly straight dad in man train and he's the caboose?
It's not about "skate nerd" shit, not what I mean. It's about knowing about what the history is behind what you're doing and exploring what's out there in skating and meeting new, cool people. Being gnarly is awesome but if you're a dickhead to other skaters, then you're just a douchebag. I dunno, I just like to know about what I'm doing in the big picture, as well as the small picture. But hey, to each his own, as I always say.
For which one of those two, I pick alleged straight dad. I'd be more disappointed in my wife, than embarrassed.
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Being really good at skating but not knowing shit about skating (video part knowledge, product knowledge, who did what trick down what gap, etc)
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Knowing a lot about skating but sucking really bad at it.
Being really good but not knowing shit.
It's not all about how good you are, it's also about the culture and the community, as well.
c'mon. reading this is some embarrassing shit. a lot of the guys i used to skate with killed it and didn't really know/care too much about the industry. i find that way gnarlier than being some gossipy skate nerd all up on shit w/ no skills. why would you prefer trivial skate knowledge over talent? give me a nice bag of tricks and an empty skate head any day. ok, i got one: realizing your wife of five years did a gang bang porn scene or walking in on your allegedly straight dad in man train and he's the caboose?
It's not about "skate nerd" shit, not what I mean. It's about knowing about what the history is behind what you're doing and exploring what's out there in skating and meeting new, cool people. Being gnarly is awesome but if you're a dickhead to other skaters, then you're just a douchebag. I dunno, I just like to know about what I'm doing in the big picture, as well as the small picture. But hey, to each his own, as I always say.
For which one of those two, I pick alleged straight dad. I'd be more disappointed in my wife, than embarrassed.
fine, let me fix mine. finding out your wife did a gangbang scene and having all your friends see it/be the ones that end up tellin you or catching your allegedly straight father getting pounded by 10 dudes. hairy, bear-type dudes.
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Being really good at skating but not knowing shit about skating (video part knowledge, product knowledge, who did what trick down what gap, etc)
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Knowing a lot about skating but sucking really bad at it.
Being really good but not knowing shit.
It's not all about how good you are, it's also about the culture and the community, as well.
c'mon. reading this is some embarrassing shit. a lot of the guys i used to skate with killed it and didn't really know/care too much about the industry. i find that way gnarlier than being some gossipy skate nerd all up on shit w/ no skills. why would you prefer trivial skate knowledge over talent? give me a nice bag of tricks and an empty skate head any day. ok, i got one: realizing your wife of five years did a gang bang porn scene or walking in on your allegedly straight dad in man train and he's the caboose?
It's not about "skate nerd" shit, not what I mean. It's about knowing about what the history is behind what you're doing and exploring what's out there in skating and meeting new, cool people. Being gnarly is awesome but if you're a dickhead to other skaters, then you're just a douchebag. I dunno, I just like to know about what I'm doing in the big picture, as well as the small picture. But hey, to each his own, as I always say.
For which one of those two, I pick alleged straight dad. I'd be more disappointed in my wife, than embarrassed.
fine, let me fix mine. finding out your wife did a gangbang scene and having all your friends see it/be the ones that end up tellin you or catching your allegedly straight father getting pounded by 10 dudes. hairy, bear-type dudes.
The dad one... I wouldn't get past the embarrassment... haha.
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heads or tails, heads or tails?
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But hey, to each his own, as I always say.
i do believe you did coin that phrase.
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But hey, to each his own, as I always say.
i do believe you did coin that phrase.
I do use it a lot, don't I...
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Taking a girl on a first date in a semi-fancy restaurant, not Mc Do's, and while proposing a toast " to the times to come" you fart really loud (accidentally or maybe thinking it was a silent one). OR finding out after said fart that the girl in question didn't mind, but appreciated it, after which she let's go a few stink bombs as well.
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Taking a girl on a first date in a semi-fancy restaurant, not Mc Do's, and while proposing a toast " to the times to come" you fart really loud (accidentally or maybe thinking it was a silent one). OR finding out after said fart that the girl in question didn't mind, but appreciated it, after which she let's go a few stink bombs as well.
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Chicks openly farting is a gigantic turn-off, so I'd go with that one. At least I could laugh off the first situation and find a way to make a joke out of it.
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Chicks openly farting is a gigantic turn-off
It's as if every single post of yours is just saying "I DONT BELONG HERE"
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Chicks openly farting is a gigantic turn-off
It's as if every single post of yours is just saying "I DONT BELONG HERE"
So in order to belong here, I need to have a fucked up fart fetish?
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Eating shit in front of some hot girls just skating down a side walk and hitting a rock
Getting ripped up in a mini bowl by a 7 year old girl wearing mostly pink
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Eating shit in front of some hot girls just skating down a side walk and hitting a rock
Getting ripped up in a mini bowl by a 7 year old girl wearing mostly pink
I'd be stoked to get outskated by some 7 year old girl, that's the future y'know...
And even though the hot girls weren't gonna lay you anyway, it's more of a public situation. And hitting a rock and falling sucks anyhoo
so that one.
This one's realistic, and actually applies to myself everyday. So I need an honest opinion to know habit to drop first (which I prob won't)
in public:
adjustin your junk
or
pickin your nose
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picking your nose
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farting a lot, bad breath, or having bad bo on a first date
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Farting a lot, because it will make people envision your rectum.
What about: being single and loosing your actual balls in a gnarly war, then explaining to women that you have no balls with an epic story - or - being in a relationship and loosing your metaphoric balls because you get whipped so bad by some spoiled brat who wouldn't last a day in the jungle?
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Farting a lot, because it will make people envision your rectum.
What about: being single and loosing your actual balls in a gnarly war, then explaining to women that you have no balls with an epic story - or - being in a relationship and loosing your metaphoric balls because you get whipped so bad by some spoiled brat who wouldn't last a day in the jungle?
wow thats a toughie... id have to say the second 1 is more embarassing
Breaking a bone doing an ollie off a curb or bieng one of those kids who flips tricks he cant do just to make people think he can do them
(you know like those kids at the skatepark you see that flip tre flips all over the place but dont even attempt landing them)
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Breaking a bone because eventually you'll learn the trick....curb ollies get no respect. Ok whats more embarassing Being recognized in your local skate scene and never going anywhere or turning pro and being extremely underrated....
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Neither one of those is embarrassing at all.
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Breaking a bone because eventually you'll learn the trick....curb ollies get no respect. Ok whats more embarassing Being recognized in your local skate scene and never going anywhere or turning pro and being extremely underrated....
omg
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you suck
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Winning the berrics or losing the berrics.
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Winning the berrics or losing the berrics.
losing the berrics... because...
You did not say battle at the berrics you just said berrics, so in order to lose the berrics you must first have the berrics, making you either berra or koston, and since koston doesnt give a shit about the berrics that would mean you are probably Berra
so bieng berra is more embarrasing
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Winning the berrics or losing the berrics.
losing the berrics... because...
You did not say battle at the berrics you just said berrics, so in order to lose the berrics you must first have the berrics, making you either berra or koston, and since koston doesnt give a shit about the berrics that would mean you are probably Berra
so bieng berra is more embarrasing
haha, I agree
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Getting rejected by a girl you actually like or hooking up with an extremely undesirable member of the opposite sex?
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Being skwisgaar or kazbenson
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Getting rejected by a girl you actually like or hooking up with an extremely undesirable member of the opposite sex?
The first feels a lot less embarasing if you go out and do the second right after.
longboarding on the side, or bmxing on the side?
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Longboarding is never acceptable.
Not skating because your socks don't feel right, or not skating because your ipod died.
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Longboarding is never acceptable.
Not skating because your socks don't feel right, or not skating because your ipod died.
Idk, are the socks rainbow coloured?
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Longboarding is never acceptable.
Not skating because your socks don't feel right, or not skating because your ipod died.
ipod. If your socks don't feel right it can mess things up a bit.
Still listening to Good Charlotte when you're in high school or singing along to Simple Plan?
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I sing a long to some pretty embarrassing shit so, going to go with the Good Charlotte.
Gold Muska sky tops on your feet. Strip of your grip-tape cut out with a big ass sticker etched into it
OR
All over print Kr3w Terry Kennedy jacket with pink grip-tape.
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Gold skytops
Reading this stupid thread or posting in this stupid thread? >:(
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asking someone in real life if they post on slap, and them replying yes,
or asking someone in real life if they post on slap, and them replying no?
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asking someone in real life if they post on slap, and them replying yes,
or asking someone in real life if they post on slap, and them replying no?
Them replying no, easily.
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Skating in popular shoes (lets say janoskis) because everyone else does, or because you think theyl make you skate better?
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Skating in popular shoes (lets say janoskis) because everyone else does, or because you think theyl make you skate better?
rocking anything to follow the crowd is always wack
Attempting a trick that someone just did at the skatepark, or having someone land the same trick you just bailed at the skatepark (not talking about a game of skate)?
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Skating in popular shoes (lets say janoskis) because everyone else does, or because you think theyl make you skate better?
rocking anything to follow the crowd is always wack
Attempting a trick that someone just did at the skatepark, or having someone land the same trick you just bailed at the skatepark (not talking about a game of skate)?
Depends on the sesh and who gets butthurt about it.