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Title: Would You?
Post by: Watson on August 04, 2009, 07:21:56 AM
(http://i77.photobucket.com/albums/j52/biggwatt/Picture3-1.png)

http://www.sneauxshoes.com/storePage.php?prodID=MS302V-1012

Come on, if you were getting them for free?

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But wait! Before you decide... they have skytops!

(http://i77.photobucket.com/albums/j52/biggwatt/Picture5-1.png)

So would ya? Huh?
Title: Re: Would You?
Post by: max power on August 04, 2009, 08:00:44 AM
not if the alternative was wrapping my feet in duct tape and skating that.
Title: Re: Would You?
Post by: Narcissus on August 04, 2009, 08:05:17 AM
just putrid
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Post by: MexicanSpaniard on August 04, 2009, 08:05:33 AM
65 and 75 dollars? They must be out of their fucking minds.
Title: Re: Would You?
Post by: Mouth on August 04, 2009, 08:19:28 AM
(http://www.cheezey.org/thundercats/gallery/snarf7.JPG)

"Sneaux."
Title: Re: Would You?
Post by: crailtapper on August 04, 2009, 08:35:27 AM
not even for free.
Title: Re: Would You?
Post by: Hobo.Joe on August 04, 2009, 08:43:27 AM
i'd rather buy shoes at a slight discount from the local shop then get those for free, ew.
Title: Re: Would You?
Post by: Stinky Wizzleteets on August 04, 2009, 09:44:03 AM
(http://www.sixtydriver.com/files/gebirgsitalian/snowshoes.jpg)
Title: Re: Would You?
Post by: kilgore. on August 04, 2009, 09:58:03 AM
i'd rather fuck shards of glass.
Title: Re: Would You?
Post by: Elmo! on August 04, 2009, 10:26:32 AM
i'd pay $100 for them not to be given to me
Title: Re: Would You?
Post by: Paper Crane on August 04, 2009, 10:31:54 AM
why does the logo look like one of the lines is hitting the other popo style?
Title: Re: Would You?
Post by: RDLoc on August 04, 2009, 10:38:47 AM
somewhere sells those here because every bro in town is wearing those or vox

but yeah I'd take them for free and just sell them cheap. you'd be an idiot to not take free shit you could sell
Title: Re: Would You?
Post by: Elmo! on August 04, 2009, 10:39:30 AM
why does the logo look like one of the lines is hitting the other popo style?
ahahahahahahahaha
Title: Re: Would You?
Post by: carbonite on August 04, 2009, 11:23:19 AM
this one ne'er do well kid at my job had some of those last year...for some reason all the "bad" kids wear those or I-Paths
Title: Re: Would You?
Post by: 1992 on August 04, 2009, 11:29:22 AM
nah....I'll pass.
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Post by: Ben Throttle on August 04, 2009, 12:12:39 PM
Your making me wanna kill myself...
Title: Re: Would You?
Post by: frisco on August 04, 2009, 12:15:42 PM
why does the logo look like one of the lines is hitting the other popo style?

literally coming here to post the exact same thing, have to gnar you forever now
Title: Re: Would You?
Post by: Ronald Wilson Reagan on August 04, 2009, 01:22:22 PM
Would you?
(http://images.starpulse.com/Photos/pv/Sofia%20Loren-1.JPG)
Title: Re: Would You?
Post by: MexicanSpaniard on August 04, 2009, 01:24:09 PM
In her prime, absolutely.
Title: Re: Would You?
Post by: Upgrayedd on August 04, 2009, 01:26:23 PM
In her prime right now, absolutely.

but what can i say mexspan?, i'm a dity little boy
Title: Re: Would You?
Post by: VeganShawn on August 04, 2009, 01:31:45 PM
Honestly yes if and only if you paid me a fucking bundle, otherwise, of my own free volition, no fucking way.
Title: Re: Would You?
Post by: Ronald Wilson Reagan on August 04, 2009, 01:32:23 PM
^Sophia Loren, or the shoes?
In her prime, absolutely.
well, obviously. What about now?
Title: Re: Would You?
Post by: stabbin on August 04, 2009, 01:47:00 PM
Watson said he hated cats.
Title: Re: Would You?
Post by: CeeyMar on August 04, 2009, 01:50:19 PM
It's true, he does.
Title: Re: Would You?
Post by: MexicanSpaniard on August 04, 2009, 01:50:42 PM
How recent is that pic? If that's an accurate portrayal of her today, then yes.
Title: Re: Would You?
Post by: Doctor Newton on August 04, 2009, 01:51:49 PM
He does and he thinks it's funny that people don't understand why he hates cats  >:(


What's worse is he told cigbeer he put skewers under a turtle's shell once and put a lit cigarette in its mouth and that he microwaved a cat as a child...
Title: Re: Would You?
Post by: MexicanSpaniard on August 04, 2009, 01:56:39 PM
So Watson's a serial killer?
Title: Re: Would You?
Post by: stabbin on August 04, 2009, 01:59:11 PM
So Watson's a serial killer?
Thats pretty much what i gathered from the information given.
Title: Re: Would You?
Post by: Ronald Wilson Reagan on August 04, 2009, 02:01:56 PM
How recent is that pic? If that's an accurate portrayal of her today, then yes.
I think so, it seemed like the most recent one that I could find. Looks like she has dentures too.Imagine her taking them out for a bj: Gross visually, but the feeling would be awesome, like some nice tight inner labia clenching on your dick.
Title: Re: Would You?
Post by: starvingrobot on August 04, 2009, 03:38:26 PM
This thread has like 4 subjects going on.
Title: Re: Would You?
Post by: frisco on August 04, 2009, 03:46:58 PM
This thread has like 4 subjects going on.

most do
Title: Re: Would You?
Post by: Ronald Wilson Reagan on August 04, 2009, 04:15:28 PM
Would you?
(http://www.realitytvscoop.com/images/gallery/daisy-of-love-star.jpg)
Title: Re: Would You?
Post by: angryfacedman on August 04, 2009, 04:21:49 PM
Would you?
(http://www.realitytvscoop.com/images/gallery/daisy-of-love-star.jpg)
Is this a test?
Title: Re: Would You?
Post by: Ronald Wilson Reagan on August 04, 2009, 04:41:25 PM
No. Just another one I could see people going both ways on. She has a nice body, but looks like she used Homer Simpson's make up shotgun to decorate her face, not to mention ridiculous plastic surgery. But don't augmented DSL's feel just as good as real ones?
I would say I would, but would keep it a secret.
Title: Re: Would You?
Post by: stabbin on August 04, 2009, 04:44:24 PM
I'm pretty positive every person that posts on this board has boned worse than her.
Title: Re: Would You?
Post by: starvingrobot on August 04, 2009, 05:04:19 PM
truth
Title: Re: Would You?
Post by: Watson on August 04, 2009, 05:35:29 PM
1. Yeah there is no way I would take Sneaux shoes for free. Even on the prospect of keeping them in the box and trying to sell them. Do you know how fucking hard it would be to sell a pair of Sneaux's for 10 bucks? Not worth the 10 bucks, that's how hard.

2. I'd fuck the shit out of Sophia Lauren in her prime, now, and even after she's fucking dead. She's hot.

3. I'd fuck that mess of plastic surgery too. I don't even know who she is, but she's probably a porn star so I bet I could get her to lick my ass.

4. I don't like cats, but I've never tortured them or turtles. Cigbeer just likes starting shit, and once again Newt not only am I dissapointed in our friendship that you could believe that I would do those things, but even after I told you I didn't you would make false accusations on a message board of all holy places. It hurts.  :'(

5. Boston Terriers are awesome.

(http://puppiesanddogsforsale.com/classifieds/..%5Ccadpic%5C1298_Pic1.jpeg)
Title: Re: Would You?
Post by: Staygold703 on August 04, 2009, 06:58:38 PM
i'd rather fuck shards of glass.
Title: Re: Would You?
Post by: CigaretteBeer on August 04, 2009, 07:00:28 PM
1. Yeah there is no way I would take Sneaux shoes for free. Even on the prospect of keeping them in the box and trying to sell them. Do you know how fucking hard it would be to sell a pair of Sneaux's for 10 bucks? Not worth the 10 bucks, that's how hard.

2. I'd fuck the shit out of Sophia Lauren in her prime, now, and even after she's fucking dead. She's hot.

3. I'd fuck that mess of plastic surgery too. I don't even know who she is, but she's probably a porn star so I bet I could get her to lick my ass.

4. I don't like cats, but I've never tortured them or turtles. Cigbeer just likes starting shit, and once again Newt not only am I dissapointed in our friendship that you could believe that I would do those things, but even after I told you I didn't you would make false accusations on a message board of all holy places. It hurts.  :'(

5. Boston Terriers are awesome.

(http://puppiesanddogsforsale.com/classifieds/..%5Ccadpic%5C1298_Pic1.jpeg)

You did tell me to say the part about skewers though
Title: Re: Would You?
Post by: Watson on August 04, 2009, 07:03:42 PM
Fuck you Judas!
Title: Re: Would You?
Post by: kilgore. on August 04, 2009, 07:05:06 PM
for 20 grand, and 20 grand only......would you?
(http://img10.imageshack.us/img10/2276/twenty.jpg) (http://img10.imageshack.us/i/twenty.jpg/)

Title: Re: Would You?
Post by: lighting on August 04, 2009, 07:45:29 PM
Giving or receiving?
Title: Re: Would You?
Post by: Paper Crane on August 04, 2009, 07:47:50 PM
in your case, receiving.
Title: Re: Would You?
Post by: lighting on August 04, 2009, 07:49:21 PM
Don't judge me.
Title: Re: Would You?
Post by: EricLogan on August 04, 2009, 07:58:54 PM
for 20 grand, and 20 grand only......would you?
(http://img10.imageshack.us/img10/2276/twenty.jpg) (http://img10.imageshack.us/i/twenty.jpg/)



you leave Marty out of this, he's a lovely fellow

 ;)
Title: Re: Would You?
Post by: All Hail Wu Welsh on August 04, 2009, 08:09:18 PM
Watson said he hated cats.
because watsons a smart man
Title: Re: Would You?
Post by: stabbin on August 04, 2009, 08:22:16 PM
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Watson said he hated cats.
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because watsons a smart man
You are both very evil humans. 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BGE8tSeqttA
Title: Re: Would You?
Post by: Star Whores Episode I: The Fellatio Menace on August 04, 2009, 09:16:41 PM
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How recent is that pic? If that's an accurate portrayal of her today, then yes.
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I think so, it seemed like the most recent one that I could find. Looks like she has dentures too.Imagine her taking them out for a bj: Gross visually, but the feeling would be awesome, like some nice tight inner labia clenching on your dick.

im going to put that on the top shelf of the spank bank
Title: Re: Would You?
Post by: Ronald Wilson Reagan on August 04, 2009, 09:38:12 PM
It would take quite a bit more than 20 grand for me to do that. I got my price, but its way higher than 20 g's. That's not even a year of chilling and doing nothing. Fuck that
Title: Re: Would You?
Post by: Watson on August 04, 2009, 09:45:13 PM
Yeah dude, 20 grand isn't that much money. If you're some scrub who lives on your buddy's couch and scrounges change together for 40s and cheeseburgers, that's a lot of money. If you're a working man, then there's no way 20 grand is worth fucking any dude, much less that one.
Title: Re: Would You?
Post by: lighting on August 04, 2009, 10:50:41 PM
When I see the voice of reason enter a room... I fucking run.
Title: Re: Would You?
Post by: kilgore. on August 05, 2009, 12:21:10 AM
that was the stipulation, to if that is how low you'd stoop to fuck that guy. i'd bang him for 20 grand, honestly. i mean i wouldnt receive but i'd fuck him doggy style if he didn't moan or anything. i'd fake my orgasm, of course.
Title: Re: Would You?
Post by: Ronald Wilson Reagan on August 05, 2009, 12:32:31 AM
(http://tbn3.google.com/images?q=tbn:RHBf1CNBPcAEJM:http://www.chubbyfreaks.com/newcaps2/big.jpg)
For a free meal... would you?
Title: Re: Would You?
Post by: kilgore. on August 05, 2009, 12:37:51 AM
if it was a buffet and beer was involved fuck yeah i would, she looks over 40, i've never fucked a 40+ girl. i'd put her legs back and stick the shit out of her rotten pussy, eyes closed.
Title: Re: Would You?
Post by: CeeyMar on August 05, 2009, 12:39:52 AM
I boosted my breakfast at the airport I could probably boost another meal. I'm good.
Title: Re: Would You?
Post by: Ronald Wilson Reagan on August 05, 2009, 12:43:59 AM
if it was a buffet and beer was involved fuck yeah i would, she looks over 40, i've never fucked a 40+ girl. i'd put her legs back and stick the shit out of her rotten pussy, eyes closed.
Buffet, sure. You gotta go down on her till she cums for the beer.
Title: Re: Would You?
Post by: stabbin on August 05, 2009, 12:46:55 AM
"I have zero dollars to my name
i would fuck that dude for 20 grand, i swear on my life."  - aim convo with kilgore

Title: Re: Would You?
Post by: kilgore. on August 05, 2009, 12:50:37 AM
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if it was a buffet and beer was involved fuck yeah i would, she looks over 40, i've never fucked a 40+ girl. i'd put her legs back and stick the shit out of her rotten pussy, eyes closed.
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Buffet, sure. You gotta go down on her till she cums for the beer.

oh my god, could i wear a scuba mask? she looks like she could release quiet a bit of juice that would even rival the gulf of mexico. man i'm gonna be honest and say i probably wouldnt go down on her for the beer, but the meal, sure why not? i get a buffet full of exquisite taste and the bragging rights of fucking a forty year old, of course i'd leave the fat as fuck part out of it but hey, nothing's perfect.
Title: Re: Would You?
Post by: Ronald Wilson Reagan on August 05, 2009, 01:05:33 AM
What if you could get the beer in advance, but once you drank it, you had to go down on her? It might not be so bad, her fat layers probably would give her the appearance of having a gigantic outer labia. Sticking your head in it might have a soothing, back-to-the-womb effect.
Title: Re: Would You?
Post by: stabbin on August 05, 2009, 01:12:25 AM
What if you could get the beer in advance, but once you drank it, you had to go down on her? It might not be so bad, her fat layers probably would give her the appearance of having a gigantic outer labia. Sticking your head in it might have a soothing, back-to-the-womb effect.
You get him wasted in advance and it's a GO.  I'm calling it.
Title: Re: Would You?
Post by: kilgore. on August 05, 2009, 01:17:08 AM
well if i got the beer in advance, anythings possible. but on a sober tip, a gigantic outer labia isn't that attractive to me, mate. i mean i don't want my VAGINA lookin' like a wizards sleeve ya know? i'm almost certain i was hatched out the belly, so a dive into the vag head first wouldn't be very nostalgic for me. exciting, maybe. but to be honest i'd probably want to hit up the buffet once more. the sauceless pizza and countless chicken fingers are much more worth while to accompany than a fat 40 year old pussy hole, later in life i'd probably miss it though. i could see me and that vagina maybe forming a lennon/yoko ono bond though. peace would be my buffet. i dont know what i'm sayin' i'm drunk actually now. oh oh.
Title: Re: Would You?
Post by: stabbin on August 05, 2009, 01:22:41 AM
Ok well how much money would it take for you to insert your man stick into this tremor like vagina?!
<IMG src="http://images.heaven666.org/p/1/nasty-vagina.jpg">

You might not get your dick back...
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Title: Re: Would You?
Post by: McCly on August 05, 2009, 04:40:32 AM
"uniquesexygirls"?
Title: Re: Would You?
Post by: Mouth on August 05, 2009, 08:10:51 AM
Kill me.
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Post by: EricLogan on August 05, 2009, 10:16:28 AM
Kill me.
Title: Re: Would You?
Post by: Elmo! on August 05, 2009, 10:41:56 AM
Would you?
(http://www.realitytvscoop.com/images/gallery/daisy-of-love-star.jpg)
(http://www.buddytv.com/articles/daisy-of-love-chichi.jpg)
(http://www.yorkblog.com/onlyyork/yoda-400x300.jpg)
Title: Re: Would You?
Post by: eyesmcgyver on August 05, 2009, 10:49:44 AM
how do you even pronounce 'sneaux'

sneyooks? snawks? or is it in french? snéaux? sneyow?
Title: Re: Would You?
Post by: EricLogan on August 05, 2009, 10:55:11 AM
how do you even pronounce 'sneaux'

sneyooks? snawks? or is it in french? snéaux? sneyow?

Snow. They're trying to be witty.
Title: Re: Would You?
Post by: SanchoDave on August 06, 2009, 12:54:24 AM
I would tear up Sophia Lorens pussy  she is fucking banging for a 90 year old.
Title: Re: Would You?
Post by: Tommes on August 06, 2009, 01:40:26 AM
I would tear up Sophia Lorens pussy  she is fucking banging for a 90 year old.

she's 90?

Fuck!  She's hot.

Imagine her vag looking like the one above,... eeeew
Title: Re: Would You?
Post by: SanchoDave on August 06, 2009, 02:09:10 AM
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I would tear up Sophia Lorens pussy  she is fucking banging for a 90 year old.
[close]

she's 90?

Fuck!  She's hot.

Imagine her vag looking like the one above,... eeeew

nah She's 74 but you get it...
Title: Re: Would You?
Post by: kamltoe on August 06, 2009, 07:54:17 AM
sophia loren would get it. for real.

k
Title: Re: Would You?
Post by: brent on August 06, 2009, 02:26:26 PM
would you?
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Title: Re: Would You?
Post by: RDLoc on August 06, 2009, 02:28:49 PM
shemale strokers
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Post by: ASSHOLES and ELBOW GREASE on August 06, 2009, 06:11:37 PM
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Would you?
(http://www.realitytvscoop.com/images/gallery/daisy-of-love-star.jpg)
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(http://www.buddytv.com/articles/daisy-of-love-chichi.jpg)
(http://www.yorkblog.com/onlyyork/yoda-400x300.jpg)


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I WOULD

Title: Re: Would You?
Post by: Cthulhu! on August 06, 2009, 06:36:11 PM
I'd do everyone you guys posted.