lame instagram posts by pros

[Trickflip]

damn that Illegal Civ dude seems as fuck no offense

[Cool Ceith]

not defending mikey whatsoever now but i did skate a few spots with him back in like 2012 , he was actually really sick. i tried filming a trick with him for over an hour and he was pretty motivating the whole time. that was the first and last time i've ever met him though. looks like "fame" got to his head or something. illegal civ is some of the worst shit out.

I'm also not trying to get Mikey's back, but I interviewed him a few years ago and we had an awesome discussion about The Sopranos. Now, whenever he does anything sus (cough cough Doritos) I give him a pass because he's down with Big Pussy, not a big poosey.

[MexicanSpaniard]

there are no pros on this entire last page

[KoRnholio8]

if you wear cardigans over shirts you have transitioned into the lamest form of an "adult". whack

I cannot stress this enough

[Hevonen]

Well Jonah is obviously whack, so no problem there. Mikey is a kook too

[smokecrack]

So none of you nerds ever listened to rap music?

It's spelled "WACK".

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=wack

^ They even reference that Jamal Smith viral clip as the main example.

[duck_man]

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I'm intrigued, will get back to you guys with some cliff notes.

Edit: Looked through the comments, he mentions Jonah starting at 45:00 so the last 5 minutes. Honestly nothing was really said.

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I'm 7 minutes in and he's telling a story about how he's mad that he got a bad critique one time in the ivy league film school he went to when he was 10. Imagine being 24 and holding on to that.

Thanks for the time stamp because I am for sure not gonna make it all the way through.

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[30:48]

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Big Boy: How do - with the work that you're doing, and being entrusted with so many friends, and so many people that's real business men - Jonah, Tyler the Creator - but, it's like, man, we're kinda cut from the same cloth -

Mikey: Me and Jonah though - we're not cut from the same cloth.

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[44:10]

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Mikey: I did want to tell one story before we sign off. Just talking about that right now - it made me think of one thing. Spike Jonze. Do you know who he is? He's someone that I don't fuck with. He's an older Hollywood guy that I thought was cool as fuck, and that I looked at as like a mentor-type, and as I got closer, I was like, "Wow, fuck you."

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[45:00]

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Mikey: If I'm being real too - it's Jonah too. Both of those guys - I'm not fans of them...It was like once you got closer - you see.

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[48:05]

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Mikey: ...and when I go watch a video like that - that was like the first thing I ever saw that [Spike] did - and I see - it's like, oh OK, Biggie's like a seven-year-old in the video - that's like the idea. And I'm watching and I'm like - you have these little seven-year-old black girls in bikinis by the pool as if they're like rap video vixens - that's weird to me.

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maybe he realised they're all pedophiles in hollywood lol

[straight fucking edge]

So none of you nerds ever listened to rap music?

It's spelled "WACK".

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=wack

^ They even reference that Jamal Smith viral clip as the main example.

things white people do

[os89]

So basically just a nerd mad at other older nerds.

[bugtown]

Possibly Jonze and Jonah pointed out his ego was close to popping thanks to the extensive pumping by his entourage of yes men.

[arrbee]

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if you wear cardigans over shirts you have transitioned into the lamest form of an "adult". whack

I cannot stress this enough

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Seriously, I was about to say, did dude just get back from the country club and run into Jonah Hill? Looks super rad bro.

Anyway,

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there are no pros on this entire last page

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here's some browsing thru a pro's instagram page.

The caption quickly goes from Suciu clickbait to..... wait for it.......



#thrasher #xgames #theberrics

Not even trying to be a dick, who the fuck is he pro for?

[BALARGUE]

Blind
doesn't mean shit nowadays

https://blindskateboards.com/team

[Dooky-shoes]

Blind
doesn't mean shit nowadays

https://blindskateboards.com/team

For some reason, i like tj and cody mac. Not sure why but i back’em. Kevin romar had his day, it was awhile ago but it happened.
I cannot stand the sight of jordan maxham. Everything about him bugs the shit out of me.
...but, yea, blind doesn’t mean shit.

[fongool]

Jonah v. Mikey could be an entertaining beef -- just two Hollywood parasites devouring each other

[SHIREFLIP]

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I'm intrigued, will get back to you guys with some cliff notes.

Edit: Looked through the comments, he mentions Jonah starting at 45:00 so the last 5 minutes. Honestly nothing was really said.

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I'm 7 minutes in and he's telling a story about how he's mad that he got a bad critique one time in the ivy league film school he went to when he was 10. Imagine being 24 and holding on to that.

Thanks for the time stamp because I am for sure not gonna make it all the way through.

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[30:48]

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Big Boy: How do - with the work that you're doing, and being entrusted with so many friends, and so many people that's real business men - Jonah, Tyler the Creator - but, it's like, man, we're kinda cut from the same cloth -

Mikey: Me and Jonah though - we're not cut from the same cloth.

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But they’re both private school dorks whose mommies worked for the moving picture show industry. They’re literally from the same roll of fabric.

[Ocelot]

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if you wear cardigans over shirts you have transitioned into the lamest form of an "adult". whack

I cannot stress this enough

[close]

Seriously, I was about to say, did dude just get back from the country club and run into Jonah Hill? Looks super rad bro.

Anyway,

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there are no pros on this entire last page

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here's some browsing thru a pro's instagram page.

The caption quickly goes from Suciu clickbait to..... wait for it.......



#thrasher #xgames #theberrics

lol, let the man live

it's not that lame

[Ms. Tamzarian]

Eh you're right. I was scraping the barrel. Carry on 

[BALARGUE]

what is TJ trying to say on this instagram comment ?
my english is fine, i guess he's backing him up but i still don't get it ...

nakel and TJ are most likely braindead

[swordtechnique]

Mikey Alfred is insufferable

[arrbee]

what is TJ trying to say on this instagram comment ?
my english is fine, i guess he's backing him up but i still don't get it ...

nakel and TJ are most likely braindead

I believe he is trying to says "the days of game playing and following rules are over, anyone opposing this new mindset shall fellatio male genitalia"

[BALARGUE]

thanks a lot
i feel less and more dumb at the same time

[Shifty Flip]

This post is the definition of lame.  If it's a boxers fracture, which it looks to be, they are extremely painful.  First thing I thought was how is Freddy going to keep working with his hand like that.

[DanCorteseFromMTVSports]

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if you wear cardigans over shirts you have transitioned into the lamest form of an "adult". whack

I cannot stress this enough

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Seriously, I was about to say, did dude just get back from the country club and run into Jonah Hill? Looks super rad bro.

Anyway,

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there are no pros on this entire last page

[close]

here's some browsing thru a pro's instagram page.

The caption quickly goes from Suciu clickbait to..... wait for it.......



#thrasher #xgames #theberrics

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lol, let the man live

it's not that lame

I don't know. That books sounds a little...lame. Let's go to the tape:

The Greatest Salesman in the World is a book, written by Og Mandino, that serves as a guide to a philosophy of salesmanship, and success, telling the story of Hafid, a poor camel boy who achieves a life of abundance...If Mandino's suggested reading structure is followed, it would take about 10 months to read the book. The instructions are to read Scroll I ( Chapter 8 ) three times a day for thirty days straight. Only after completing the thirty days of reading Scroll I, should you continue to Scroll II (Chapter 9) and so forth through Scroll X (Chapter 17)...Scrolls include "I will Form Good Habits and Become their Slave", "Master Your Emotions", "Multiply Your Value Every Day"...Actor Matthew McConaughey cited this book as having changed his life.

This is getting dangerously close to Mikey Taylor inspirational post territory.

That said OG Mandino sounds like a fresh 90s rapper.

[Robert Baratheon]

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I'm intrigued, will get back to you guys with some cliff notes.

Edit: Looked through the comments, he mentions Jonah starting at 45:00 so the last 5 minutes. Honestly nothing was really said.

[close]

I'm 7 minutes in and he's telling a story about how he's mad that he got a bad critique one time in the ivy league film school he went to when he was 10. Imagine being 24 and holding on to that.

Thanks for the time stamp because I am for sure not gonna make it all the way through.

[close]

[30:48]

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Big Boy: How do - with the work that you're doing, and being entrusted with so many friends, and so many people that's real business men - Jonah, Tyler the Creator - but, it's like, man, we're kinda cut from the same cloth -

Mikey: Me and Jonah though - we're not cut from the same cloth.

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But they’re both private school dorks whose mommies worked for the moving picture show industry. They’re literally from the same roll of fabric.

Hi, old guy here. When Tyshawn says suck a frank, is he Team Jonah or Team Mikey?

[Jerrys Kid]

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I'm intrigued, will get back to you guys with some cliff notes.

Edit: Looked through the comments, he mentions Jonah starting at 45:00 so the last 5 minutes. Honestly nothing was really said.

[close]

I'm 7 minutes in and he's telling a story about how he's mad that he got a bad critique one time in the ivy league film school he went to when he was 10. Imagine being 24 and holding on to that.

Thanks for the time stamp because I am for sure not gonna make it all the way through.

[close]

[30:48]

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Big Boy: How do - with the work that you're doing, and being entrusted with so many friends, and so many people that's real business men - Jonah, Tyler the Creator - but, it's like, man, we're kinda cut from the same cloth -

Mikey: Me and Jonah though - we're not cut from the same cloth.

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But they’re both private school dorks whose mommies worked for the moving picture show industry. They’re literally from the same roll of fabric.

I get the vibe that Mikey wanted to leech off them for being another skate/filmmaker and they kind of brushed him off.

[Milo Yambags]

I've never liked IC or Mikey at all. We can only hope that he shit talks his way out of the industy. It looks like his one time idols put him in his place as someone mentioned. He's high on my list of most punchable faces.

[Freight Train]

Can you guys imagine how much it would hurt to get bopped in the face while wearing a plastic Humpty nose and glasses? Those things have sharp edges

[Hevonen]

That whole group seems super defensive and slightly delusional. ''Nakel has 10 shoes on Adidas, most basketball players don't have that many'' Like getting to choose colorways is somehow better than a multi-million dollar contract

[Not A Damn Chance]

[Dr-Feelgood]

amazing style, truely effortless