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I suck at skating, so I dress like I'm really fucking good at skating and nobody usually notices that I don't attempt or land anything.
what does this look like? asking for a friend
Make sure the shoes are Cons.
Make sure the pants are worn high, cuffed, and are slight highwaters. If you ever fall in them and get a scuff, throw them away!
Tuck that t-shirt in and wear a belt.
Write something in sharpie on the shirt...preferrably something offensive and naughty!
Gel in the hair, slicked back. As soon as anyone says they like your hair, shave it bald.
Only sneer (this is part of the look) and always have a lit cigarette in your face, even if you don't smoke.
This is the look that gets me mad respect everywhere I go.