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General Discussion => WHATEVER => Topic started by: Universal Remonster on July 08, 2007, 09:59:49 PM
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i've seen it done on another forum and it seems to work well
just post shit here that isnt worth making a thread about
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6HnZGcgMVAk
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i popped a zit.
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daily ramblings and wasted words part deux
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the girl i am stoked on still has feelings for her ex-boyfriend even though he treated her like shit and i feel like a heart broken bitch and i feel like the only way to regain my confidence/self respect is to exceed everyones expectations of myself
i hung out with my friend today for eight and a half hours today
i am starting to film tricks
my buddy shaun, my buddy dave, and my buddy ryan said they would be down to film some stuff for me
i went from wearing larges to wearing mediums...again
i am skating a pair of nike classics that are a half a size too big but i love them and think i wouldn't like them so much if they were the right size
i haven't popped a zit in over a week
i haven't really pooped in four/five days
i started brushing my teeth around five times a day
my mouth wash weards the protective mucus in my mouth away
my mom bought two packs of poptarts
my computer room is a mess even though i cleaned it two days ago
my room is a mess even though i cleaned it two days ago
i feel like i have listened to all of the songs in my itunes playlist too many times, all four thousand+ of them
i bought a box of nerds rope...again
i found my paint pens and i started to make art again
i deleted over 300 people from my myspace friends list
i ate a chocolate bar today
i am buying a new deck tomorrow
the light in my computer room broke two weeks ago and i am too lazy to fix it
i have posters of nuclear explosions that i am putting on the walls in my room as soon as i reclean it
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i am really stoked that flight of the conchords is coming on right now.
i got work tommorow. i took a one week vacation to go to sf and then didnt get to go because i didnt have enough money and am now going to have to lie tommorow.
my bikes got a flat tire so now im skating 5 miles to get to work.
last night at this party in compton this chick was literally grabbing me and i didnt make the read. she ended up with some busted dude.
id really like it if my ex broke up with her boyfriend and me and her got back.
i need to start looking for an apartment.
edit*-even more stoked that flight filmed at flushing.
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last night i ate 5 pills of e. by the time i was on my fifth i was hallucinating and talking to people who werent there. i kept asking my two friends if everyone else had left the apartment and they were like "dude, it's just been the three of us the whole night." than i slept for four hours and now feel fine.
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did you get some bathin' apes today?
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my mattress cover has been ripped for two months, been sleeping on a bare mattress that has springs poking through, even though i have a couple extra ones in my closet, just lazy.
havent washed my hair since august of last year, one year anniversary comin up
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no I won't order clear griptape, fuck you.
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my mattress cover has been ripped for two months, been sleeping on a bare mattress that has springs poking through, even though i have a couple extra ones in my closet, just lazy.
havent washed my hair since august of last year, one year anniversary comin up
you must have a huge closet
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mattress cover, the mattress's cover. the thin sheet like thing with elastic that covers the mattress
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haha i've washed my hair twice since christmas
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everyday when i wake up, i contemplate whether or not i should just take the last bottle of wine out of the home. the forgotten bottle.
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Meeting a myspace girl from Boston.
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I'm super bummed on the last episode of Gilmore Girls.
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daily ramblings and wasted words part deux
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i'm seriously fuckin stoked on whatever stolen internet signal my computer is running off of.
and whiskey.
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daily ramblings and wasted words part deux
used to be the best thread back in the day.
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"Cities are no more artificial than the hives of bees"
Reading John Gray's Straw Dogs in conjunction with Julia Kristeva's Tales of Love, feeding the tension in my mind between sensationalist pop philosophy and poetic advanced linguistics.
I feel like my addiction to reading is like the witch in her house made of thought sweets and my sanity is Hansel and Gretel.
I haven't had sex in something like 6 months.
I think I might've kicked a pretty heavy drug dependancy, but it might just be becuase I'm not at university for the summer. Wonder what will happen when I'm back in that situation.
Porn is getting boring. That is scary.
Learnt crooked grinds after 8 years of skateboarding. turns out they are fucking easy.
Claire Danes is a godess.
My name is Jack and I'm definately a something-oholic
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Lost 80 bucks at the Casino
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Lost 80 bucks at the Casino
did you check the found items desk?
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Man Robs Bank Disguised As Tree
(http://img.viacomlocalnetworks.com/images_sizedimage_188151210/lg)
(WBZ) MANCHESTER, NH Police are looking for a man who attempted to disguise himself as a tree and rob a bank in Manchester, New Hampshire Saturday morning.
Police say the suspect used duct tape to attach tree branches onto his body as a form of camouflage. He then walked into the Citizens Bank on Elm Street and demanded money.
stolen from digg
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I feel 'off' today
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I having been waiting to finish reading this thread to go drop a deuce.
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I ate Smacks this morning and when I farted some time in the afternoon, it smelled exactly like Smacks.
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I'm going to Pittsburgh in a couple weeks. Anyone down to show me around?
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I have REALLY bad indigestion right now. Totally sucks.
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havent washed my hair since august of last year, one year anniversary comin up
i wash my hair everyday! how can u not of washed it since last august?! i guess u must have baths or sumthin.
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I love how their is a fasting thread, that someone probably at first thought was a farting thread.. then realized it wasn't but was inspired to go off and start a thread of their own.. or vice versa.
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I did this to my shin.
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(http://strangemaps.files.wordpress.com/2007/06/350816052_0a392a0d28_o1.jpg)
http://strangemaps.wordpress.com/2007/06/10/131-us-states-renamed-for-countries-with-similar-gdps/ (http://strangemaps.wordpress.com/2007/06/10/131-us-states-renamed-for-countries-with-similar-gdps/)
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recently found out my wife is pregnant
hope this little shit likes to skate...
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how can u not of washed it since last august?! i guess u must have baths or sumthin.
(http://www.righttrak.net/mall/images/patchouli-oil.jpg)
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recently found out my wife is pregnant
hope this little shit likes to skate...
congrats!
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Congratulations Sleazy! I'm not going to lie, it'll be a long 9 months.
my sister just gave birth, so i got a taste of what it's like
my wife is a bit of a fitness freak so i am hoping that will help things go a little smoother and she is doing a real good job of being proactive about the know pregnancy issues. like for nasuia she just making sure her diet is on point, etc...
i'm more worried about the life changing event that happens when a mother first hold her child. hopefully i won't be trading my liberal, open minded, sexy wife in for a bloated, judgemental, apathetic, over protective, bitchy, demanding mother but i guess only time will tell.
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Congratulations, Sleazy.
This is a pretty good thread.
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When we got preggers I moved from a place on Kirby to The Woodlands! The inevitable happens when you move there.
we've been in the "should we have kids" negotiations for years now. and we dated for 8 years before i popped the question, so on some level i think my wife is just stoked that i am willing to do this step with her. i know there are no garuntees due to the unknowns associated with the personality change that happens the first time a mother holds her baby but lets just say my wife knows real well what lifestyle consessions I'm not willing to make. it was extremely important for me to be able to maintain my lifestyle and not have to slip into suburban hell lifestyle. I'm not willing to be a provider who gives up everything, commutes 2 hours a day and only gets the big piece of chicken for all the sacrifices. one of my requirements was no suburbs in Houston. We got it planned out now so that we will stay in areas of town that non-parents would want to live for now and before our kid(s) are school age the plan is to move to austin which isn't as spread out.
i also negotiated a "keep burning" clause, "stay sexy" clause and a "keep skating on the daily" clause. the "keep skating on the daily" is sort of dependent on me making enough to pay for daycare and baby sitting and currently the buget says no problem. who would of thought that all those years of studying would eventually just be so that i could have extra time to skate, true irony there.
i've also spent years getting my wife stoked on our relationship and hopefully she won't stop caring about that once the kid comes, fingers crossed...
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Good call on the move to Austin. We got burned on the commute quickly, and thus moved to CO (SODO). I actually skate more now it seems because Mother and Daughter have to do girly stuff I'm not allowed to partake in. On the body note: bike riding is our thing for that. We still drink. It can work. If the years seemed to fly by before multiply by 10.
i'm not really sweating the body stuff too much. my wife is like an asian woman except with bigger boobs. part of it is her metabolism but she is also extremely obsessive about fitness and very body conscious. i really can't imagine her being complacent about letting her appearance go.the whole 10 years i've known her, her body has been pretty much the same and she has been so committed to the work it takes to maintain it. her dieting will is pretty amazing, i don't really know anyone who can step to her commitment there. and i don't want to come off like a chauvinist ass, i am just as dedicated to not letting myself go. last thing i want is to be the fatass at the beach with the milf.
we basically have thought\talked about everything positive and negative about family lifestyle and are trying our hardest to create a lifestyle that doesn't suck for us. i really can't get behind the it's all about the kids attitude because if the parents are miserable pieces of shit, kids probably won't turn out so well anyway...
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Pretty funny how you said that like it was your tenth child or so. Congratulations anyways!
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Congratulations Sleazy!
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hey sleazy, maybe in 10 years your wifey will end up on maury
being one of those makeover wives who let themselves go
i always liked those episodes
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or maybe it'll be one of those 'opposites attract' shows with the fatass and the milf 8)
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When we got preggers I moved from a place on Kirby to The Woodlands! The inevitable happens when you move there.
Ian Mcharg's masterplanned community. That place channels water runoff like no other, and protects aquifers! It was supposed to be idyllic, did it work?
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finally a place where i can post about my stories of selling condoms at work
more please
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Sleazy, cheers man! Congrats!
For the thread, this is a photo I took yesterday morning:
(http://www.grimcity.com/gc/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/humpers.jpg)
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im building a miniramp with 1 sheet of 1/2 inch, 1 sheet of 1/4 inch, and 1 sheet of idk what else.
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i used to not sweat so much but now i'm like gershon jr. out of nowhere. and also that movie hot rod looks horribly unfunny.
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remember Juju Windchild?...
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remember Juju Windchild?...
from metro skateshop?
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I having been waiting to finish reading this thread to go drop a deuce.
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i feel like my life is meaningless until i graduate from college
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learned how to roll in on transition and now i can only do it when im drunk
it just feels right
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I went to Kona Skatepark's 30th Anniversary party last Saturday and it was amazing! I saw Tony Hawk, Mike Mcgill, and Sergie Ventura skate vert and I met Christian Hosoi, Ray Barbee and Chuck Treece. It was all pretty sureal.
I shot a picture of my friend Ola with Hosoi cause he's a huge fan of his.
(http://s206.photobucket.com/albums/bb51/able1039/th_22olachristian.jpg)
Anyways, after that photo was taken, Ola (for lack of a better object) handed Hosoi his PBR beer huggy to sign cause he wanted an autograph. Later that night when we were drinking at the bar he noticed that Hosoi wrote "JESUS RULES" above his signature. I found this funny.
(http://s206.photobucket.com/albums/bb51/able1039/th_22olachristianjesusrules.jpg)
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congrats sleazy! my son makes me phsyched on life on a day to day basis...
nice camelions grim!
looks like some goodtimes able..
anyone know were to get decent guitar tabliture for the song "every breath you take" ??????????????????
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hey sleazy, maybe in 10 years your wifey will end up on maury
being one of those makeover wives who let themselves go
i always liked those episodes
or maybe it'll be one of those 'opposites attract' shows with the fatass and the milf 8)
ending up on a talk show is definitely one of the things I'm hoping to avoid in life
my son makes me phsyched on life on a day to day basis...
stoked to hear it Jamie, you don't really know what it's like until your already in it
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blowing out your shins is wack.
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i found out the answer to one of lifes big questions today
"if your drop your wedding ring in a toliet full of shit, do you reach in to get it out?"
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Rfox - yes when it rained all the water ran right into a runoff at the back of the neighborhood and down to one of the 'lakes'
Sleazy - yes, if it's your poop
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i said hell no to that, it was so gnarly, just no way i could do it
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When we got preggers I moved from a place on Kirby to The Woodlands! The inevitable happens when you move there.
Ian Mcharg's masterplanned community. That place channels water runoff like no other, and protects aquifers! It was supposed to be idyllic, did it work?
i smell a landscape architect.
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i asked my friend marty to see if he could get me a job at american apparel in boston and he is going to ask his manager. i think i have a 50/50 chance of getting the job
i am heading to the city to skate and film/take photos for the first time in a long time
i found a secret pair of socks under my bed which saved em from doing laundry today
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i said hell no to that, it was so gnarly, just no way i could do it
You couldn't have fished it out with an old toothbrush or something?
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Or maybe a hanger? Is it still there?
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i said hell no to that, it was so gnarly, just no way i could do it
you flushed it? fuck that.
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not sure how i can explain this, but one thing to keep in mind is that this was a 20 dollar silver ring i brought in mexico, knowing that it would most likely get fucked up skating and working out and all that. so it wasn't some blinged out ring but definitely had lots of sentimental value.
on the logistics side, i dropped it at the end of my session. all i heard was a loud ping and the ring was out of sight. the toliet was a mess, it wan't just like one or two logs, it was basically a floating stack that pyrimided out of the water and the ring was under it and completely out of site. to have any hope of finding it, i would have had to have scooped some out or fished around in there with my hand. i was thinking that if i flushed it maybe the ring would stay in the bottem because it was heavy but no dice, everything was gone. and the whole time my wife was getting pissed because I kept laughing. i wasn't laughing because of my ring, it was just the gnarly, crazy ass situation i found myself in that was making me laugh. for some reason everytime i looked in the toliet and thought about putting my hand in there, i'd just bust out laughing. but needless to say that made the whole situation worse.
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That would have made me laugh too.
Sorry, dude.
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I find myself laughing at times when it's inappropriate. I was thinking Diamonds and Platnium.
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damn that sucks, what did your wife say? or does she not know yet
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I went to that gay ass hair cutter I really donīt know how you guys call those...hair stylist no..hair cutter is not the right word but itīs what people with that profession do ahhh fuck it. Anyway, I was there today cause my hair on my backhead starts to get too long and it looks fucked cause my hair on the forehead is not as long, so I told her to fucking cut the backhair and I wanted it to match the front hair (hahahahaaa Iīm so laughing right now, cause this is the most boring and senseless post ever) and I said not to cut the damn front hair and that i donīt want short fucking hair and she fucking gave me a jock hairstyle with really short hair and I was asleep/high and when I woke up she said "I think Iīm done" and I was like "damnit, that is the worst hair I ever had" and she looked so sad and I was still half asleep and not thinking what I was saying and just said loudly what I thought and that was that she fucking did what I asked her not to do and that my hair sucks now. Then when I left and she said "see you next time" I murmured "probably not" to myself but then I realised that I said it really loud. Best thing, before I fell asleep she told me that story about how she got to know her boyfriend online, cause they were in the same counterstrikeclan.
How come that each time I go to get my hair cut, I always tell em not to make it short, and they still cut it that way! I hate getting my hair cut. Yeah, I realise that I sound like a girl right now but that gets me pissed every time....
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not sure how i can explain this, but one thing to keep in mind is that this was a 20 dollar silver ring i brought in mexico, knowing that it would most likely get fucked up skating and working out and all that. so it wasn't some blinged out ring but definitely had lots of sentimental value.
on the logistics side, i dropped it at the end of my session. all i heard was a loud ping and the ring was out of sight. the toliet was a mess, it wan't just like one or two logs, it was basically a floating stack that pyrimided out of the water and the ring was under it and completely out of site. to have any hope of finding it, i would have had to have scooped some out or fished around in there with my hand. i was thinking that if i flushed it maybe the ring would stay in the bottem because it was heavy but no dice, everything was gone. and the whole time my wife was getting pissed because I kept laughing. i wasn't laughing because of my ring, it was just the gnarly, crazy ass situation i found myself in that was making me laugh. for some reason everytime i looked in the toliet and thought about putting my hand in there, i'd just bust out laughing. but needless to say that made the whole situation worse.
But donīt you have these rubber gloves for cleaning or something? Anyway, Iīm sorry, I guess that ring had a huge sentimental value, so it doesnīt really matter if itīs diamond/gold, cause itīs your wedding ring. I am sorry for you loss, and Iīm even more sorry cause, well, youīre a guy, so you probably think "sleazy you motherfuckin genius, so clever you didnīt buy that 5k ring, you knew youīd lose it" but I bet your wifey is gonna give you a hard time for that...so Iīm sorry for you, good luck on explaining!
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That sucks that you lost your ring man. I am with you about the laughing part just because that is so outlandish. I laugh a lot out of place, not to be malicious, but just because the circumstances are so crazy.
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damn that sucks, what did your wife say? or does she not know yet
oh she knows, she was pretty much yelling at me the whole time. she gets really pissed when i fidget with my ring which i do constantly and so she was all pissed on the "i told you know to fidget with your ring and now it's in the toliet" tip. she was also pressuring me to basically man up and fish it out because she wasn't feeling sympathetic because like i said she always is bitching at me about not fidgeting with my ring. then when she pressured me to dig it out and i thought about it, looked at the gnarly pile of shit and started laughing and saying "no way" she basically was saying that i was being insensitive to the rings sentimental value.
now she's pretty much over it and we are going to shop for another ring this weeked but it was definitely a crazy situation
on a side note, i purposefully got a cheap ring because i didn't want to have to stress about loosing it or messing it up and i just wanted to put all my jewlery money on my wife as the only person who would be impressed by a blinged out ring on me would be some gold digger type chic and i don't get down like that so why bother. and having extra bling on my wifes ring has the opposite effect of letting wanna be players know that she is well spoken for. the old penis deflector bling
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just can't do the bling for myself, i don't want it bad enough and already blew my bling bugget on my banging earings...
yeah right
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c'mon, baby Sleazy will want you to have nice jewelry
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baby Sleazy
HA!
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sinus infections suck!
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Sleazy's ring episode probably deserved it's own thread. Mad wife is no joke.
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When we got preggers I moved from a place on Kirby to The Woodlands! The inevitable happens when you move there.
Ian Mcharg's masterplanned community. That place channels water runoff like no other, and protects aquifers! It was supposed to be idyllic, did it work?
Yeah and if they catch me using this message board at work they will be pissed. or maybe not, i don't really know. i just had to write a paper about mcharg and the woodlands.
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I went to that gay ass hair cutter I really donīt know how you guys call those...hair stylist no..hair cutter is not the right word but itīs what people with that profession do ahhh fuck it. Anyway, I was there today cause my hair on my backhead starts to get too long and it looks fucked cause my hair on the forehead is not as long, so I told her to fucking cut the backhair and I wanted it to match the front hair (hahahahaaa Iīm so laughing right now, cause this is the most boring and senseless post ever) and I said not to cut the damn front hair and that i donīt want short fucking hair and she fucking gave me a jock hairstyle with really short hair and I was asleep/high and when I woke up she said "I think Iīm done" and I was like "damnit, that is the worst hair I ever had" and she looked so sad and I was still half asleep and not thinking what I was saying and just said loudly what I thought and that was that she fucking did what I asked her not to do and that my hair sucks now. Then when I left and she said "see you next time" I murmured "probably not" to myself but then I realised that I said it really loud. Best thing, before I fell asleep she told me that story about how she got to know her boyfriend online, cause they were in the same counterstrikeclan.
How come that each time I go to get my hair cut, I always tell em not to make it short, and they still cut it that way! I hate getting my hair cut. Yeah, I realise that I sound like a girl right now but that gets me pissed every time....
yah it seems like they always cut it they way they want it to look. the good thing about bad hair cuts is you can always convert to a skinhead, if you truly want a boot tattooed on your nose
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ok boys, i'm gone from slap for a while. it's been fun. i luv u my delphi peeps and everyone else who posts here just for contributing to my entertainment in some way.
"if gunmen come tomorrow to get i, i'm not afraid, jah will protect i" - peter tosh
remember that, friends.
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i didnt do fuck today. It was raining.
I just layed around. and posted here. I feel like a piece of shit.
maybe tommorow wont be so lame.
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skating on the way home im pretty sure i saw sal barbier and then no less then 2 minutes later a prositute asked me if, "i wanted to meet her over there"
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today at work i got yelled at by some fat ass redneck because i forgot to put an extra barbeque sauce in his bag. the conversation went something like this:
"I DIDN'T DRIVE 20 MILES OVER HERE TO NOT GET MA SAUCE"
*me busting out laughing*
"I DON'T FIND IT FUNNY AT ALL, SON"
*handing him extra barbeque sauce, barely able to breathe because i'm laughing so much*
"I'M TELLIN' YER MANAGERRR"
*still laughing*
then my manager yelled at me in spanish, i think i might get fired
by the way, that redneck bought 11 pounds of barbeque, 11 fucking pounds
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I think Heath Kirchart looks like Bill Murray in a way.
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ok boys, i'm gone from slap for a while. it's been fun. i luv u my delphi peeps and everyone else who posts here just for contributing to my entertainment in some way.
"if gunmen come tomorrow to get i, i'm not afraid, jah will protect i" - peter tosh
remember that, friends.
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if finally stopped raining in Houston, felt so good to skate that i almost didn't notice the heat
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Out of all the bugs that explore my apartment, centipedes are my biggest fear. They look so awful, with all those tiny legs moving around. My worst nightmare ever would be a centipede coming out of my penis hole.
A year ago I put on my sock, and I felt a sting. Then I felt another one. Then I felt another so I decided it was time to find out the cause of these mysterious stings. I pulled my sock off to find a devil-like little red creature moving its legs around like crazy. I called for mommy and she killed it for me with a slipper. I looked at her face, and she looked guilty. I soon found out the reason of her looking so guilty was not because she killed a small insect, but because she felt she was responsible for not checking my socks for bugs before she put them in the drawer. I told her it was fine, and that it was not her fault, and she smiled. Her smile was so pleasant that I forgot about the pain of the bug bites. They didn't swell up or anything, because the centipede wasn't that big. I still have no love for little centipedes though.
A month after that I was laying in my bed thinking about pussys, and I felt something tenderly tickling my leg. I thought it was a miniture porn star but it turned out to be another one of those foul centipedes. It ran away at full speed. I couldn't catch it. I imagine its still hiding in my room, growing bigger and stronger thinking up some kind of master plan to sneak into one of my socks.
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I imagine its still hiding in my room, growing bigger and stronger thinking up some kind of master plan to sneak into one of my socks.
QFT.
You gotta watch out for those fuckers. The bigger they get, the more poisonous they become...
One of my biggest fears is being face to face with one that is giant sized. Grabbing you with all those arms, fuck that!
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Grip art.
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The thought of having to see the Maldanado vs. bam thread stuck at the top for who knows how long over there because I'm not even remotely interested in anything in there.
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There were alot of people at Kona Skatepark's 30th Birthday....
(http://a372.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/78/l_9c5ce3f073e403af27fe591aa091c5db.jpg)
Here's a video I shot an edited from that day.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OS4GpIUYOnY
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Are they all there for the joust?
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went to seven eleven today for a free slurpee and i just stood in the back refilling it
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
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went to seven eleven today for a free slurpee and i just stood in the back refilling it
Dude, I'll never eat a slurpee again as long as that candy store next to Coliseum sells those snowball things. It may be a while, but next time I travel up that way, that's one of the first places I'm going back to. Those things are fucking dope.
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went to seven eleven today for a free slurpee and i just stood in the back refilling it
candy castle is the best, but the slurpees were free and they didn't notice we were in the back taking more than we were allowed. in way we were helping out the castle by "stealing" from seven eleven(is it really stealing when it is free?)
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Iīm at my girlfriends place, sheīs at work and I just noticed that the icebox was not properly closed. And it mustīve been open for a long time because a) we didnīt eat any frozen shit since I arrived yesterday, and b) there were large amounts of ice and snow on the walls inside the icebox. I really donīt know how to fix it, I guess normally you pull the plug or something but all I could think of was to take a spoon and try and scratch the ice off.
Anyways, at first I thought maybe it would be best to just leave it the way it is til she comes back, because each time I find something like that, something thatīs broken, when I tell the person about it I get the feeling they think it was my fault. I hate that.
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went to seven eleven today for a free slurpee and i just stood in the back refilling it
Last year me and my firends got kicked out for sitting on the curbs and going in and getting many, many refills.
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I haven't eaten today and have no urge to eat and it's almost noon.
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i'm cleaning my bearings in
windex + mr clean + turpentine for an hour in the sun.
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Wasn't there a post saying turpentine was bad for bearings?
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i'm cleaning my bearings in
windex + mr clean + turpentine for an hour in the sun.
for me its acetone and all bearings (shields removed) in small tupperware. shake it for a while let it sit for a few minutes. put on gloves remove and dry carefully. then i put two drop of speed cream. and im good to go.
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Wasn't there a post saying turpentine was bad for bearings?
i think it gets the rust out.
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(http://i196.photobucket.com/albums/aa22/jaymerodger/fag.jpg)
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Iīm at my girlfriends place, sheīs at work and I just noticed that the icebox was not properly closed. And it mustīve been open for a long time because a) we didnīt eat any frozen shit since I arrived yesterday, and b) there were large amounts of ice and snow on the walls inside the icebox. I really donīt know how to fix it, I guess normally you pull the plug or something but all I could think of was to take a spoon and try and scratch the ice off.
Anyways, at first I thought maybe it would be best to just leave it the way it is til she comes back, because each time I find something like that, something thatīs broken, when I tell the person about it I get the feeling they think it was my fault. I hate that.
Hey Dude, if it's the kind of freezer that doesn't defrost on its own, a good way to get the frost out is to unplug the fridge, and then put a pot of hot water in the freezer to speed up the melt.
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http://tbo.com/video/xml/MGB9URXL63F.html (http://tbo.com/video/xml/MGB9URXL63F.html)
very late i knoe. skateboardingsucks hooked this one up. abp?
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Yesterday I waked and baked cuz I had the house to myself and about an hour my step bro came in with his girlfriend and baby so i go to my room chillin and then I hear the fucking in the living room for awhile then I think he called his brothers girlfriends name out when they were fucking and then I can hear them argueing for about an hour and he is still on top of her then another hour goes by and then they are just silent and he goes on about how im sorry and shit, then they start fucking again for about two hours. I couldn't even go in the living room without laughing that shit was soo awkward.
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(http://img166.imageshack.us/img166/9660/yawnpx3.gif) (http://imageshack.us)
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I've been listening to more bands with female singers than male singers lately.
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you also like the barenaked ladies. :o
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and barenaked men :-X
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??? i don't get it
the barenaked men isn't a band
??? ??? ???
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OK.....ur weird
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ok boys, i'm gone from slap for a while. it's been fun. i luv u my delphi peeps and everyone else who posts here just for contributing to my entertainment in some way.
"if gunmen come tomorrow to get i, i'm not afraid, jah will protect i" - peter tosh
remember that, friends.
:( why?
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im on the phone with a girl who im not interested in but im stilll talking to cuz i know she's gonna wanna do it.
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(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/0/0d/Iss007e10807.jpg/800px-Iss007e10807.jpg)
im on the phone with a girl who im not interested in but im stilll talking to cuz i know she's gonna wanna do it.
post her myspace.
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"if gunmen come tomorrow to get i, i'm not afraid, jah will protect i" - peter tosh
remember that, friends.
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ok boys, i'm gone from slap for a while. it's been fun. i luv u my delphi peeps and everyone else who posts here just for contributing to my entertainment in some way.
"if gunmen come tomorrow to get i, i'm not afraid, jah will protect i" - peter tosh
remember that, friends.
:( why?
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i went skateboarding today guys and jaymes soon to be ex babys momma aka ma boo
(http://i98.photobucket.com/albums/l260/perwall/skateboard.jpg)
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(http://cr0y.mirror.waffleimages.com/files/fe/feeefe7c8033f3b6593efab4b688d1f7a18d62c4.gif)
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There were alot of people at Kona Skatepark's 30th Birthday....
(http://a372.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/78/l_9c5ce3f073e403af27fe591aa091c5db.jpg)
Here's a video I shot an edited from that day.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OS4GpIUYOnY
i thought about going but since ive never been i figured it would be a terrible first visit. anytime there is like a skatepark grand opening or demo i get all antsy because i would rather skate myself then watch other people.
that was a good video, i probably would have gone if i knew that barbee was going to be playing.
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(http://i196.photobucket.com/albums/aa22/jaymerodger/206948032_5fc9612067.jpg)
(http://i196.photobucket.com/albums/aa22/jaymerodger/292356151_aeac3a05e7.jpg)
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I haven't eaten today and have no urge to eat and it's almost noon.
i do that everyday, i'll have a cup of coffee when i wake up and eat at noon or past that depending on how late i wake up.
other ramblings:
i feel like the worst photographer ever
really bumming on my tweaked ankle, while my girl is on a holiday
having nothing tasty to eat
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not eating till noon is not worth mentioning. i bet over half the kids in high school dont eat breakfast, so they all eat around noon or whenever lunch is. i wake up at 2 pm now, and i dont usually eat till dinner or whatever, 7
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anti tank rocket launcher:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kAEK7Eb9QEE&NR=1
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(http://i196.photobucket.com/albums/aa22/jaymerodger/292356151_aeac3a05e7.jpg)
(http://www.satanspace.com/graphics/evil/17/Hellraiser-julia.jpg)
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ashlee simpson's voice reminds me of danzig
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i went to my friend jons photo show in boston last night then mike456, albunny, and sfa showed up.
i put some half cabs on hold
i then went to my friend martys apartment for the "after party"
a few of us took it to the streets and tried to skate out front of the apartment
when i got home i got an i.m from a friend asking where i was all day, but i imagined them saying it in a really bitchy tone of voice so i ripped my shirt clean off while yelling "it doesn't matter where the fuck i went all day". i realized what i just did then laughed and told the person that i would tell them the next day
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yesterday after work i went to the skateshop and hung out for a bit. some dudes came from out of town and started vibing me in my city
then asked me to by them spray paint. i did. they gave me ten bucks for being an adult.
dudes should be coming over tonight. im pretty stoked. very rarely does the party come to me. i think im about to hit the donut shop for some donuts.
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(http://i196.photobucket.com/albums/aa22/jaymerodger/292356151_aeac3a05e7.jpg)
that is awesome ;D
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(http://i196.photobucket.com/albums/aa22/jaymerodger/fuckometer.gif)
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[youtube=425,350]CXdDte0UcaQ[/youtube]
:P :D
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I was walking home from skating and this house that is never active ever except for one time when i saw a fire truck and ambulance and a guy in a cop car there, had a really fucked up dude on it's porch blaring some old metallica. he was screaming along with the words it was kind of scary, and then we made eye contact for the longest half second in my life. so then i walked some more and he grunted "HEY!"
it was fucking scary.
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http://www2.thrashermagazine.com/mt/archives/AndyRoyPost-It.html (http://www2.thrashermagazine.com/mt/archives/AndyRoyPost-It.html)
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If i read one more youtube comment that says anything along the lines of "this guy is the next mullen" i'm going to tear my balls off
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(http://i122.photobucket.com/albums/o247/Kainx333/1174288031534.jpg)
i always considered ash to be mike forks thing
so i dunno, this is weird
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(http://i122.photobucket.com/albums/o247/Kainx333/1174288031534.jpg)
so i dunno, this is weird
yeah, but i had to let go of my avatar and put up one of myself so tonycoxhox would post a picture of himself. i have the directors cuts of all three of the movies as well as the video games but i don't really know where this post is going so here is another story:
today at the shop we made a lemonade stand out front with signs and everything. we had a sign that said free kisses and we would try and get all the babes that walked/drove by to stop. they would only blow air kisses, laugh, and/or beep at us. whenever people walked by with drinks or went into a different store we would say something like "oh that is a nice coke you got there, i bet you really want a lemonade" or "don't go in there, our lemonade is ten times better and made with real love"
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a couple of weeks ago i started brewin' some hobo jug wine and it's done now. i hope it turns out good!
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i started tagging again tonight.
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veganshawn, plastic bench dude, and other Portland OR slappies:
headin to Battleground today for the first time with the slapper formally known as Wallie, as well as many others, so if we see you there we'll probably akwardly avoid conversation then come home and make a post about seeing you and how we should skate sometime... but it'd be cool none the less.
And tony, let us know how the bathtub brewery went
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veganshawn, plastic bench dude, and other Portland OR slappies:
headin to Battleground today for the first time with the slapper formally known as Wallie, as well as many others, so if we see you there we'll probably akwardly avoid conversation then come home and make a post about seeing you and how we should skate sometime... but it'd be cool none the less.
And tony, let us know how the bathtub brewery went
shit eric! i will probablly head there way later today,, im going to go shoot some photos right now and we were actually thinking of heading there later,,, if you see me,, come up and say hi... it would not be that awkward,, ;D hopefully ill see ya there..
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i always considered ash to be mike forks thing
so i dunno, this is weird
Sorry, I grew up watching those movies... ??? :-[ :'( :( ;) :) ;D 8)
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the trojan commercial with the pig makes NO sense
its fucking lame when companies take down free videos from youtube, especially when they dont tell you. Fuck element
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i tried my first hand rail today and didnt get as fucked as i thought i would.
it was a front board on a nine.
the spot was a bust so i only got 4 tries.
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veganshawn, plastic bench dude, and other Portland OR slappies:
headin to Battleground today for the first time with the slapper formally known as Wallie, as well as many others, so if we see you there we'll probably akwardly avoid conversation then come home and make a post about seeing you and how we should skate sometime... but it'd be cool none the less.
And tony, let us know how the bathtub brewery went
shit eric! i will probablly head there way later today,, im going to go shoot some photos right now and we were actually thinking of heading there later,,, if you see me,, come up and say hi... it would not be that awkward,, ;D hopefully ill see ya there..
Damn, man, we got started waaaaay early, woke up around 7, left here around 8 and got there at 9 or 10 and skated till maybe 4... that sounds about right. Place is so fun! When we first got there it was like sensory overload there's so many possibilities, I definately wanna go back sooner or later.
But aye, Veganshawn showed up, which was really cool. It wasn't awkward at all, it's just been a long time since I've mingled with new people so I'm pretty socially regular.
But maybe next time? Later man!
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veganshawn, plastic bench dude, and other Portland OR slappies:
headin to Battleground today for the first time with the slapper formally known as Wallie, as well as many others, so if we see you there we'll probably akwardly avoid conversation then come home and make a post about seeing you and how we should skate sometime... but it'd be cool none the less.
And tony, let us know how the bathtub brewery went
shit eric! i will probablly head there way later today,, im going to go shoot some photos right now and we were actually thinking of heading there later,,, if you see me,, come up and say hi... it would not be that awkward,, ;D hopefully ill see ya there..
Damn, man, we got started waaaaay early, woke up around 7, left here around 8 and got there at 9 or 10 and skated till maybe 4... that sounds about right. Place is so fun! When we first got there it was like sensory overload there's so many possibilities, I definately wanna go back sooner or later.
But aye, Veganshawn showed up, which was really cool. It wasn't awkward at all, it's just been a long time since I've mingled with new people so I'm pretty socially regular.
But maybe next time? Later man!
yeah man,,,we didnt even make it out there today, just skated some street spots in portland,,,,that place is definetly overwhelmingly awesome,,so many great things to skate,,i really want to do the cradle frontside ;D
nick palmquist was out there around the same time you were i think.
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man, didn't see him. that dudes' so sick
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[youtube=425,350]EwTZ2xpQwpA[/youtube]
This is Tay, and he's the shit.
This is required viewing. It'll feel strange at first, then you'll be equal parts weirded out and stoked.
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(http://www.solepedia.com/images/6/64/Sea_crystal.jpeg)
bought some of these not to long ago for cheap (they're real), and went to the skatepark and started skating them. I got approached by 3 or 4 dumb kids asking me if they're real and why i'm skating them. they beamed me for the whole time i was there, and i made sure that i did a bunch of flip tricks to piss those kids off. i felt pretty cool...
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(http://www.acc.umu.se/~zqad/cats/1169988171-Gonna_get_raped_cat.b.jpg)
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a conversation between me and my friend in the car whilst eating chicken dinners and listening to coldplay.
me-"hey phana i just watched the devils wear prada yesterday, it was pretty good"
phana-"yeah man i just watched it and talked to someone about it but im not sure if it was leyva or gavin"
me-"im pretty sure that it was gavin"
phana"naw it was leyva, he said he liked it.
me-"i didnt see why they thought meryl streep was so genius she was pretty static. i wish i could find a girl with that one chics haircut though, i thought it looked really attractive"
phana-"fuck yeah dude, that would be awesome."
me-"i think im going to buy the book, but then i dont want to be seen in public with it"
phana-"yeah i dont want to be seen with you with it in public"
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so i dunno, this is weird
you know those games for the original ps fucking sucked
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so i dunno, this is weird
you know those games for the original ps fucking sucked
my uncle stole my playstation, i play the xbox games
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never played the x box ones
but i can tell you the cool scream effect doesnt work on my evil dead 2 dvd anymore :[
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(http://www.acc.umu.se/~zqad/cats/1169988171-Gonna_get_raped_cat.b.jpg)
this reminded me of something I read earlier
http://www.wfmynews2.com/news/mostpopular/article.aspx?storyid=86779&provider=top
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(http://www.lpf.com/adventure/toilets/two-story-outhouse.jpg)
pretty accurate depiction of corporate culture
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just remembered when i saw sean payne skate in ny a few years ago. he needs to put out a full part. the man is sitting on years and years of footage.
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(http://www.sneakerfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/05/nike-sb-blazer-mid-may-07-rd-main.jpg)
saw these at the shop so i got them, they are really good. i like blazers a lot. my kickflips are really good right now. you should get a pair.
david clark is really, really, really, really good. i watched his s.c. part like a dozen times today before i went out and skated, and i had a lot of fun as a matter of fact!
i think im gonna be in the newspaper for the new pre-fab park in my area. this is pretty sick that im getting some coverage, finally!
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Gests' avatar is classic.
Also...
Why has no one ever mentioned to Sleazy that it is IASC, and not ISAC? haha.
Something that's always bothered me throughout my months of lurking.
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i'm really sweaty right now
its sticky and gross
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today i walked into a best buy to look at ds' (thanks brawler) when a new girl who worked there asked me if i wanted to sign up for a rewards mastercard and i was like i guess. i mostly did it to see how well i can carry a conversation with a decent looking girl sober. i was alright. i made her laugh.
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its 5.19am and ive been up painting all night. good night all.
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i like those nikes a lot too
i work for mtv
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thought this was funny, for you cat people out there. ;D
(http://img404.imageshack.us/img404/3659/catis2.jpg)
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(http://www.wfmu.org/Playlists/Ken/gfx/dancemousedance.gif)
(http://www.wfmu.org/Playlists/Ken/gfx/blinksl3.gif)
(http://www.wfmu.org/Playlists/Ken/knock_em_down.gif)
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I haven't used deodorant for the last few days. It seems/smells like I am sweating less and stinking less too! I am not full hippie though, I am still bathing daily.
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I saw the Traffic video last night and wow it's really good.
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A tripod, two photos of the same spot, and some Photoshopping:
(http://a362.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/78/l_4494356a67c299c8858608be0a313671.jpg)
...creating the back of the beanie and making it slightly translucent was the hard part.
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i had a big sushi dinner tonight
it didnt taste super great like candy
but i feel great right now
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i had a hoagie earlier and i want another
i had the best day skating ever
but, i semi rolled my ankle
im getting my canon gl2 in two days
the rest of my summer is going to fucking rule.
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Shite, today was not a good day for the hippie steez :-X
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I rode my bike 32 miles the other day. I saw a bunch of lizards and a skunk too. It was fantastic.
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it's been raining the last 3 days on and off.
anyone who knows who jordan sanchez is is well aware of how amazing the guy is, skated with him last nght, seemed like a nice dude also. so many sick manny combos.
i miss wearing beanies.
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Girl Fight!!! (http://www.kansascity.com/238/story/193273.html)
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fuck.
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it's been raining the last 3 days on and off.
anyone who knows who jordan sanchez is is well aware of how amazing the guy is, skated with him last nght, seemed like a nice dude also. so many sick manny combos.
i miss wearing beanies.
yes!!!!! jordan is amazing!!!!! tell all the seattle heads hello for me...
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im through with listening to music
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I put a cup of water in my microwave for 10 minutes, to boil for my tea.. I bumped into my roommate in the hall and decided to go outside and finish my doob. Totally forgetting about my hot water.. when I came back upstairs, I sat down, and two seconds later the tea I had totally forgotten about was ready.
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i heard that shit is dangerous, make sure it doesnt splatter in your face next time
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I put a cup of water in my microwave for 10 minutes, to boil for my tea.. I bumped into my roommate in the hall and decided to go outside and finish my doob. Totally forgetting about my hot water.. when I came back upstairs, I sat down, and two seconds later the tea I had totally forgotten about was ready.
That's like getting a free tea, just like finding your own money in an old pair of pants is like free cash.
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im just seeing if my signature looks cool or not
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i've watched grim's avatar like 20 times, that melon is sick!
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im just seeing if my signature looks cool or not
i'll bee dat
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im just seeing if my signature looks cool or not
where do you people find this shit?
hhahahahahahahaha
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so am i good or am i good?
anyone watch that guy on last comic standing qualifiers
and he would say something like COME ON BAYBAY
he was radical
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i just cant get enough chicken wings.
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hey what sub at subway do you dudes eat?
i go cheap...cold cut...meatball...sometimes i splurge and get tuna....
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meatball
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once they brought in those toaster things...the meatball sub got alot better...
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Footlong Italian BMT.
On anything but white or whole wheat.
Toasted.
Lettuce, cucumber, carrots.
Ranch sauce, salt and pepper, oregano.
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chicken bacon ranch
or
bbq rib where available
only green vegetables and all the green vegetables and lots of ranch
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turkey & ham
wheat
american
honey mustard
lettuce
onions
olives
peppercinnis
tomatoes
2 m&m cookies and a white choco macadamia nut
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Footlong Italian BMT.
On anything but white or whole wheat.
Toasted.
Lettuce, cucumber, carrots.
Ranch sauce, salt and pepper, oregano.
im so glad we dont order the same sandwich exactly the same. i would be so dissapointed with life.
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I dunno, cucumber's kinda weird me out.
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so what's the deal with zipzingers? I see people talking about them all the time but i don't get what the draw is.
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ass the people who come into my shop call them
"short longboards"
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1qCSpfBE_Ic
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indoor skiing
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fFqQOlYE4EE
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hey what sub at subway do you dudes eat?
i go cheap...cold cut...meatball...sometimes i splurge and get tuna....
"teriakay chicken" is so good same with "subway club(ham, turkey, and roast beef)" and i gots to go with extra bacon
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veggie delite, veggie patty, sometimes turkey or tuna...
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i went out with my sort of friend for her 21st birthday and it was horribly embarrassing. it was like super sweet 16 with adults.
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These motherfucking shortbreads are motherfucking delicious
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(http://img253.imageshack.us/img253/571/tollyz0.jpg)
you can seriously write anything on a check. this cleared my bank
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(http://img253.imageshack.us/img253/571/tollyz0.jpg)
you can seriously write anything on a check. this cleared my bank
That is great.
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its good to know theres a fellow wamu man up in this bitch.
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ass the people who come into my shop call them
"short longboards"
no they have shape and concave just like a regular board. you can do pretty much all the same tricks on them. just a different look.
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(http://www.crailtap.com/c3/newrandoms/active_fourstarsearch.jpg)
http://news.activemailorder.com/2007-07-12/eric-kostons-four-star-search-contest/
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http://view.break.com/336285 (http://view.break.com/336285)
My roommate decided to drink his piss last night.
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this video part hyped me up way back in the day:
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-3760504552836866200&q=Johnny+Lee+Countee&total=1&start=0&num=10&so=0&type=search&plindex=0
i cant tell if he is regular or what his story is, but you can tell he's spent a lot of time on his board.
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that was fucking awesome.
edit:
last night at this party somebody droped their gun the clip fell out and there was a bullet in the chamber. had it cocked out the way it was facing it would have hit a propane tank. we would have all died.
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i threw up in a taco bell (pre eating) parking lot and a girl stepped in it.
yes!
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I wish someone sold bags of just bacon and cheese.
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I know this really gross couple who seem to do nothing but eat. They came to a campout and they shared cold kernel corn out of a can. The dude loves food so much he custom laminated Skittles bags onto his shoes.
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i threw up in a taco bell (pre eating) parking lot and a girl stepped in it.
yes!
bye bye keeper of the lair.
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i was thinking about buying a couple v-neck shirts... and then at the skate park i saw a guy wearing one and i thought to myself "nice shirt asshole."
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i was thinking about buying a couple v-neck shirts... and then at the skate park i saw a guy wearing one and i thought to myself "nice shirt asshole."
regular v necks aren't that bad, once you get into deep v territory thats some serious business.
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Sleazy... that is ridiculously badass. Props to you my friend.
Also noticed you changed it to IASC... haha!
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ive got to find a way to fill the space in time
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Also noticed you changed it to IASC... haha!
thanks for the heads up...
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i sprained my wrist yesterday at some skatepark. for some reason i thought that i could tailslide a board high ledge going as fast as i could because i landed on one going slow. i push full speed at it, pop and turn in the air, hit the ledge with my tail while my board is still turning, try and run on top of the ledge, superman dive straight onto my wrist, then get up and my whole body hurts. i didn't know i had done anything to my wrist until after i stopped skating. now it hurts like hell and i can't move it
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i think this filmers invention is pretty frickin sick.....
(http://img510.imageshack.us/img510/1404/camerada6.jpg)
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^ low cost dolly
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^ low cost dolly
yeah but a dolly just rolls in whatever direction, he designed this so it could glide on the rails.
just goes to show that the wheels are always spinning in the heads of skaters.
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yeah but a dolly just rolls in whatever direction, he designed this so it could glide on the rails.
just goes to show that the wheels are always spinning in the heads of skaters.
yeah but they make dollys on tracks already
(http://www.porta-jib.com/spider2-lg.gif)
(http://www.filmwareproducts.com/IndieDolly/Images/dollywithseat.jpg)
(http://www.hanoverpictures.freeserve.co.uk/lc%20dolly.jpg)
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yeah but a dolly just rolls in whatever direction, he designed this so it could glide on the rails.
just goes to show that the wheels are always spinning in the heads of skaters.
well yeah, hence why i posted it in the "not enough to justify its own thread". ;) ;D
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i have an idea that is up for the taking:
know those 7-11's that were made into kwik-e marts? someone should rob one disguised as bobby "snake" jailbird. a lot of people would get a good laugh out of it
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a couple of nights ago i was in the kitchen and heard a car stop on the side of my house, then i hear the door open so i turned on the porch light and the guy took off. the next day we found a butcher knife in the backyard ???
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now for a check if the avatar is cool?
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naw fuck this one
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ok this ones rad
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none of them work
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a couple of nights ago i was in the kitchen and heard a car stop on the side of my house, then i hear the door open so i turned on the porch light and the guy took off. the next day we found a butcher knife in the backyard ???
whos girl you fuck
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Whenever I take a piss at a urinal or toilet with one of those auto-sensing flushers, I think to myself "I wonder if there is a camera behind that little black sensor window". I'm actually suprised that someone hasn't been caught for doing this in a woman's bathroom yet.
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i had one of those days yesterday, some of the annoyances included
- trying to leave for work and seeing that my shoes are all muddy so i decided to clean them off in the sink and then dropped on and it landed so that the water was pouring inside the shoe
- shortly after dropped my coffee while trying to grab the trash on my way out, already late and now i had to clean coffee out of the carpet
- first day that EZ7 will actually be dry in months and i realize that the board i have in the car is cracked on the nose and tail and that i'll have to go by the house first which adds about an hour to the drive time.
- forgot my stash and phone in the apartment after going home and had to hike back up the stairs to get them
- for the first time in years can't find my stash and have to search the whole apartment
- on my way home stop by the grocery that i go to because they have really good baggers and i have to carry my shit up 3 fights, no baggers to be found
- when trying to carry groceries up the stairs one the bag breaks because i bagged them myself
but at least i got to skate...
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1qCSpfBE_Ic
Funniest thing I've ever seen.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1qCSpfBE_Ic
hahahaha oh my goddd
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1000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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1000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
damn it! thats yet another slap pal thats gonna kook me. LOL!
congrats!
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^damn -58? You must be posting somewhere I'm not reading.
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^damn -58? You must be posting somewhere I'm not reading.
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haha, i get kooked on the daily, i'm not cool enough for slap. :D
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I got kooked today. I almost threw up. :-X
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i'd say this is own thread worthy
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i got more banana clips than chimpanzees
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i'd say this is own thread worthy
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i was lurking on my frineds myspace. there was this one point where id leave emberassing comments all day long.
here is one of them
Dec 8, 2006 9:12 PM
next time i drink and were at karaoke please do not let me sing kiss me to 3 other guys.
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last night i drank aristocrat with some "aggressive inliners", then some girl passed out in my room with a power rangers sleeping bag, and i fucked with her while she was sleeping, then woke her up and told her to leave. i kept her sleeping bag too.
awesome 500th post.
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(http://img253.imageshack.us/img253/571/tollyz0.jpg)
you can seriously write anything on a check. this cleared my bank
i just read this. i laughed my ass off for a good 5 minutes....
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i'd say this is own thread worthy
shit is sickk
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I like those long jokes/stories/situations where someone goes to a farmers house and he says they can stay there just as long as he doesnt touch his hot slut of a daughter/wife. shit always turns out good. i.e. seinfeld, harold and kumar, this one bob dylan song, and a joke ive been trying to remember but cant quite
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lastnight i dreamed there was a secret magical ocean next to japan and satan was going to build a apocolypse machine inside it, he had a deathstar trench like path leading up to it with plants and stuff growing in it and michael moore made a movie exposing it.
and i crashed my moms xterra.
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speaking of dreams...
is there any movie with "rubbernecks" in them? like people who are really flexible so its hard to hurt them. in my dream i was fighting them and im wondering why i would dream that
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I like those long jokes/stories/situations where someone goes to a farmers house and he says they can stay there just as long as he doesnt touch his hot slut of a daughter/wife. shit always turns out good. i.e. seinfeld, harold and kumar, this one bob dylan song, and a joke ive been trying to remember but cant quite
wasn't there a Futurama episode that had a situation similiar to the one mentioned above... something involving the "crushinator"?
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^yup
couldntt find a screen shot of that episode but here's this
(http://www.lookon.pl/data/media/157/bender-tatoo.jpg)
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the new shop boards came in yesterday and slap pals get jealous
(http://a103.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/101/l_0e8e6f4e1d84b88a59bbea85b8dc9e06.jpg)
i also went to a party last night in the city where i tried to mac it with three girls at once. this morning i woke up so stoked and haven't skated this hard in a while ebcause of how stokedd i am
i also got the meta dvd from riding maballs a few minutes ago
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Somebody hacked the hell outta youtube
The home page has nothing but different versions of "Chocolate Rain"
www.youtube.com
and if you google "youtube"
this comes up:
YouTube - Broadcast Yourself.COM [/size]
FOR HACKING YOUTUBE AND GETTING ME ON THE FRONT PAGE. THANKS, ERIC BAUMAN. YOU ROCK! .... Watch and upload YouTube videos on your mobile device. ...
www.youtube.com/ - 70k - Jul 26, 2007 - Cached - Similar pages - Note this
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http://www.mercurynews.com/ci_6449016?source=most_viewed&nclick_check=1
This one is for Toombs and Murdo.
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went to a City Skateboard demo today. It was cool, but later on when cleaning up shitters at a resturant I got way bummed on how much those dudes' reality rocks in comparison to mine. I wish I was a rippier skateboarder.
I'mma go tend to my pussy now.
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ripper skateboarder..
i wish i was a rapper skateboarder
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rippier, not ripper. you best go back to school homeboy
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"Sometimes you go down there you kiss that poo poo".
[youtube=425,350]RNOQOJFLUNU[/youtube]
Ghost is hilarious!
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ripper skateboarder..
i wish i was a rapper skateboarder
then you could get a walking talking real doll as your girlfriend ala chris gentry
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"Sometimes you go down there you kiss that poo poo".
[youtube=425,350]RNOQOJFLUNU[/youtube]
Ghost is hilarious!
that is an interview
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is miracle whip sposed to have red dots in it?
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is miracle whip sposed to have red dots in it?
only if you dont shake the can up and inhale
oh,, you were probablly talking about the sandwich spread,, in that case,,,,,yuck!!!! dont eat that shit!
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hastie rides for kitsch....
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the new rolling stone (yes i have a subscription) has an article containing a picture of ryan shecklar sans shirt on a childrens bed with a picture of himself photoshoped in the back ground. it is hilarious.
also folliwing is a three page stevie interview that seems promising.
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hastie rides for kitsch....
could easily go in things your not stoked on
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SO FUNNY HAHAHAH http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ll8Qm8yDj-8
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SO FUNNY HAHAHAH http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ll8Qm8yDj-8
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHA!!!!! HOLY SHIT, That was sooooo good!
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hastie rides for kitsch....
that was a bad move on geoffs part. not that i know how to run a company but seriously, why not keep that spot on the team for some other shred machine instead of giving it to a guy who made such a shitty pro darkstar wouldnt even acknowledge him.
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SO FUNNY HAHAHAH http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ll8Qm8yDj-8
haha. i wake up, go on msn and " Toy Machine " aka guy sends that to me and i was hyped for the whole day.
i couldnt stop singing it hahahah. GOULEMA! GOULEMA! MA MA MA
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SO FUNNY HAHAHAH http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ll8Qm8yDj-8
its not often i can forward something to almost everyone in my address book, but this is one of those occasions...
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BIduOvEoVeQ&mode=related&search=
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SO FUNNY HAHAHAH http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ll8Qm8yDj-8
its not often i can forward something to almost everyone in my address book, but this is one of those occasions...
That book from your avatar is awesome.
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im excited about potoroos, and other 'lazarus' species too...
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I saw a rat kangaroo last week, the smallest of all the kangaroos, it looked like a rat but kind of hopped
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i just went to see the simpsons movie and while there i saw my old friends from the town the theatre was in. they were all wearing double xl jerseys, overly large new era hats, and pants that were sagging down to their knees. "thank god i moved" was all i could think about. on the way home i saw where my old house used to be except instead of the neighborhood being there, there was a nice big lowes hardware store that took up my old section of the area and a nice parking lot that took up the rest
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mike! im joining the list
BUT FUCK ;D
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BIduOvEoVeQ&mode=related&search=
hahah i was at the sixers game when they filmed for that.
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all of my friends hate on me because I skate my boards upside down, but I just cant comprehend how people can skate using the smaller end as their tail.
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This is probably a bit random but:
How do you feel about parents kissing their children on the mouth? Each time I see it, I instantly get the urge to vomit, it grosses me out...what do you think?
Oh and to give you the idea, I came across this picture on myspace, some girl had it set as default picture:
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and this one looks slightly creepy too, but I guess thatīs just the looks of the guy:
(http://a828.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/93/l_ce68bb2388d7ea6c38406e21eba4c95b.jpg)
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Kissing kids on the mouth = disturbing.
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Kissing kids on the mouth = disturbing.
ahh disturbing, thatīs the right way to describe it!
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If it's YOUR kid it's alright, kids need affection. But there are a lot of perverts out there!
(http://i153.photobucket.com/albums/s225/Harbinger83/pervert.jpg)
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all of my friends hate on me because I skate my boards upside down, but I just cant comprehend how people can skate using the smaller end as their tail.
you and kev both
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Hey Fork I found one for you.....
Yeah man, bombing shit around here is real different... it's similar to skating trough the French Quarter, since you can weave around people and cars and shit, except the roads here are way better and they're steep as all fuck. I had some really good sketchy moments, including almost getting hit by a taxi... luckily homie hit his brake (but fuck him, I had the right of way).
Oh yeah, I found a little dive bar in the Tenderloin (O'Harrington's) that just reminds me of home... super laxed, with lots of transients coming in and out rambling bout random shit. The dude running the bar even let us all smoke inside since it was a slow night and because we were tipping him properly... hell, the first time I tipped him he was almost overly-thankful, as if nobody dropped a buck-for-a-beer on him before.
Anyway, really good vibe out here... I've been here before, but I didn't have the free time to kill like I do right now... which reminds me, I gotta jet to that park in about 30 minutes.
Oh yeah last thing: Tenderloin District doesn't ave a fraction of the gnar that I kept hearing it would (the doorman at my hotel was lke "OMG be careful, it's daaaaaangerous!" But it's mostly bums, hustlers, and the occasional homeless person with mental illness. By that, I mean people that really need to be taken care of by mental health pros. That one thing is probably the worst in my book... I mean, I have some sympathy for the garden variety junkie/tweaker, but the mentally sick ones really bum me... a lot of those cats are straight up helpless. I sat and watched a dude fight an empty Starbucks cup... I mean, he was giving it a straight up ghetto-stomping. Funny at first, but pretty sobering at the same time.
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all of my friends hate on me because I skate my boards upside down, but I just cant comprehend how people can skate using the smaller end as their tail.
I skate it either way now, try to keep the razortail/nose equal on both sides.
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[youtube=425,350]OFedSpvSsZA[/youtube].
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[youtube=425,350]p-bnUojR3aA[/youtube].
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all of my friends hate on me because I skate my boards upside down, but I just cant comprehend how people can skate using the smaller end as their tail.
I skate it either way now, try to keep the razortail/nose equal on both sides.
jeremy klein too...
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[youtube=425,350]OFedSpvSsZA[/youtube].
made my day
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I needed to see it in motion. Is there an english word for feeling ashamed for a stranger?
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I needed to see it in motion. Is there an english word for feeling ashamed for a stranger?
I think there used to be a whole thread about second hand emberassment...
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If it's YOUR kid it's alright, kids need affection. But there are a lot of perverts out there!
(http://i153.photobucket.com/albums/s225/Harbinger83/pervert.jpg)
ahahah
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just now at work, I felt I had been doing nothing for too long and should try and acomplish something so not to look like a slacker. I bent down, put my shoes back on my feet, then came back on slap.
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HEY GUYS ITS MY BIRTHDAY TODAY
IM A MAN
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hbd, ma. Im a man as of 12 tonight, Duffs Famous Wings tomorrow night, woooo!
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Happy B-Day
(http://www.superbirthdaysupply.com/members/1017430/uploaded/655759%5B1%5D.jpg)
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I want to order a band t-shirt of Ebay but I don't know whether to go with L or XL. My Lep Zep shirt is XL and it fits perfectly. Is it possible to take in a t-shirt? I'd really like it if someone replied to this.
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A good Tailor can fix any garment to your liking.
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That was actually a pretty pointless post. My roommate alters every item of clothing he owns.
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I want to order a band t-shirt of Ebay but I don't know whether to go with L or XL. My Lep Zep shirt is XL and it fits perfectly. Is it possible to take in a t-shirt? I'd really like it if someone replied to this.
i think barenaked ladies shirts might fit a little different, leaning to the bigger sizers
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Hahahahahahahahahahaha.
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priest with "spiritual anorexia" V skateboarding posse.
http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,22170214-5007146,00.html
http://youtube.com/watch?v=WSnYJCX6V_c
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for the past two months i have been having crazy dreams about my teeth, some are recurring dreams while others are just similar to others i have. they all start out with me hanging out with a girl and we could either be talking, eating, or even just sitting there and out of nowhere my teeth start falling out. one of the dreams i dreamt that i was eating ice cream with a girl and my crown fell out somehow then one by one my teeth started falling out and disapearing. one of the other dreams involved me hanging out with a girl that i actually know and we were just sitting there talking and i started to rip my teeth out and when i went to talk i couldn't say anything, blood just keptpouring out whenever i opened my mouth. another dream involved me just sitting with a different girl i know and my teeth started turning into jagged/sharp teeth then they fell into my hand and turned completely black and disapeared into thin air. the dreams aren't limited to me just hanging out with girls either, i could be walking down the street, hanging in my house, hanging with my friends, driving in a car, and a bunch of other things. the worst part about it is that those are the only dreams i have really been able to remember and it has started to piss me off
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I slammed like fuck today on a mini ramp doing a damn f/s 5-0.
It slid out from under me on the flat bottom after the trick and my chin introduced itself to masonite.
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hes good. fuck anyone who says otherwise.
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hes good. fuck anyone who says otherwise.
I agree. Paul's definitley throwing down some good stuff.
But he needs to stay as far fucking away from acting as he can
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is that nose slide or crook?
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Last night I was all psyched about to beat off, and then I felt no guy wants to feel. A pea sized lump on my cock. I of course googled it like anyone would. Then I just squeezed it and it exploded like a zit. Then I went back to beating off. Its smaller today though, so thats good.
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http://rialliance.net/test.html (http://rialliance.net/test.html)
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http://rialliance.net/test.html (http://rialliance.net/test.html)
hahaha
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for the past two months i have been having crazy dreams about my teeth, some are recurring dreams while others are just similar to others i have. they all start out with me hanging out with a girl and we could either be talking, eating, or even just sitting there and out of nowhere my teeth start falling out. one of the dreams i dreamt that i was eating ice cream with a girl and my crown fell out somehow then one by one my teeth started falling out and disapearing. one of the other dreams involved me hanging out with a girl that i actually know and we were just sitting there talking and i started to rip my teeth out and when i went to talk i couldn't say anything, blood just keptpouring out whenever i opened my mouth. another dream involved me just sitting with a different girl i know and my teeth started turning into jagged/sharp teeth then they fell into my hand and turned completely black and disapeared into thin air. the dreams aren't limited to me just hanging out with girls either, i could be walking down the street, hanging in my house, hanging with my friends, driving in a car, and a bunch of other things. the worst part about it is that those are the only dreams i have really been able to remember and it has started to piss me off
I'm pretty sure I've heard this dream before.
From dreammoods.com:
Dreams that your teeth are falling out are the most common dreams we here at Dream Moods receive. Common dream scenarios include having your teeth crumbling in your hands or your teeth falling out one by one with just a light tap.?Such dreams are not only horrifying and shocking, but often leaves the dreamer with a lasting image of the dream. So what does it mean?
One theory is that dreams about your teeth reflect your anxiety about your appearance and how others perceive you. Sadly, we live in a world where good looks are valued highly and your teeth play an important role in conveying that image. Teeth are used in the game of flirtations, whether it be a dazzling and gleaming smile or affectionate necking. These dreams may stem from a fear of your sexual impotence or the consequences of getting old. Teeth are an important feature of our attractiveness and presentation to others. Everybody worries about how they appear to others. Caring about our appearance is natural and healthy.?
Another rationalization for these falling teeth dream may be rooted in your fear of being embarrassed or making a fool of yourself in some specific situation. These dreams are an over-exaggeration of your worries and anxiety.?
Teeth are used to bite, tear, chew and gnaw. In this regard, teeth represent power. And the loss of teeth in your dream may be from a sense of powerlessness. Are you lacking power in some current situation? Perhaps you are having difficulties expressing yourself or getting your point across. You feel frustrated when your voice is not being heard. You may be experiencing feelings of inferiority and a lack of self-confidence in some situation or relationship in your life. This dream is an indication that you need to be more assertive and believe in the value of your own opinion.
In the latest research, it has been shown that women in menopause have frequent dreams about teeth. This may be related to getting older and/or feeling unattractive and less feminine.
Traditionally, it was thought that dreaming that you did not have teeth, represent malnutrition which may be applicable to some dreamers.
Other Perspectives
A scriptural interpretation for bad or falling teeth indicate that you are putting your faith, trust, and beliefs in what man thinks rather than in the word of God. The bible says that God speaks once, yea twice in a dream or a vision in order to hide pride from us, to keep us back from the pit, to open our ears (spiritually) and to instruct and correct us.
In the Greek culture, when you dream about loose, rotten, or missing teeth, it indicates that a family member or close friend is very sick or even near death.
According to the Chinese, there is a saying that your teeth will fall out if your are telling lies.?
It has also been said that if you dream of your teeth falling out, then it symbolizes money. This is based on the old tooth fairy story. If you lose a tooth and leave it under the pillow, a tooth fairy would bring you money.?
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^^^i did not know that, thanks i guess
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mike you gotta be less of a candyman
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you might be a teeth grinder too....
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mike you gotta be less of a candyman
i don't think that i am an insecure weiner, i mean i am 100% confident around girls and i keep my cool when i am bummed out in their presence, and i don't come off as an arrogant prick(i think). i could also be a tooth-grinder, i don't really know, but it has just been bumming me out because those are typically the only dreams i can remember now
on another unrelated note, today my mom bought me some pop tarts, pecan spin wheels, a bag of apples, bag of oranges, and a box of ice cream sandwhiches
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Oo Mike, now we know the whole you!
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this is why jerry springer still rocks. ;D
http://www.break.com/index/midget_fight_on_springer.html
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im pretty phsyced on how my board came out,,, thank you very much grimcity for doing the graphic ;)
(http://i196.photobucket.com/albums/aa22/jaymerodger/IMG_1460.jpg)
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mike you gotta be less of a candyman
so when did telling you to eat less candy because you were having dreams about your teeth falling out turn into how you keep your cool around gurlls?
lol wass the dilly yo? (is that one still cool, can i say that around gurls?)
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im pretty phsyced on how my board came out,,, thank you very much grimcity for doing the graphic ;)
(http://i196.photobucket.com/albums/aa22/jaymerodger/IMG_1460.jpg)
i will never ever buy one of those.
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im pretty phsyced on how my board came out,,, thank you very much grimcity for doing the graphic ;)
Thank you, man! I can't wait until I get to scratch one or a couple dozen up!
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im pretty phsyced on how my board came out,,, thank you very much grimcity for doing the graphic ;)
(http://i196.photobucket.com/albums/aa22/jaymerodger/IMG_1460.jpg)
reminds me of prime.
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pbn, ill buy one off of you, shipping cost and everything, make it two, i wanna hang one up.
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im pretty phsyced on how my board came out,,, thank you very much grimcity for doing the graphic ;)
(http://i196.photobucket.com/albums/aa22/jaymerodger/IMG_1460.jpg)
i will never ever buy one of those.
and your opnion will never matter to anyone,,,and this is the only time i will waiste a few seconds responding to you ;)
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pbn, ill buy one off of you, shipping cost and everything, make it two, i wanna hang one up.
thanks bent,, i should have a couple to hook up in the next few weeks,, ill let you know whats up :)
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gracias.
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Jayme hook me up with a board!
I just found out that one person on the boards ignores me now. So stoked on that; I wonder who it is?
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this is the only time i will waiste a few seconds responding to you ;)
i doubt that.
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im pretty phsyced on how my board came out,,, thank you very much grimcity for doing the graphic ;)
(http://i196.photobucket.com/albums/aa22/jaymerodger/IMG_1460.jpg)
Is it just me or is Jayme taking the whole courdaroy, Slap ethos too far with his furniture?
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Last night I was all psyched about to beat off, and then I felt no guy wants to feel. A pea sized lump on my cock. I of course googled it like anyone would. Then I just squeezed it and it exploded like a zit. Then I went back to beating off. Its smaller today though, so thats good.
Oh I've had that happen to me once, I got really fucking scared. Turned out to just be a cyst... still very fucking scary. Went straight to the doctor. I also have really small little bumps on the bottom of my wee wee. Was told that was normal, happens alot. Whew...
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im pretty phsyced on how my board came out,,, thank you very much grimcity for doing the graphic ;)
(http://i196.photobucket.com/albums/aa22/jaymerodger/IMG_1460.jpg)
Is it just me or is Jayme taking the whole courdaroy, Slap ethos too far with his furniture?
haha! mentos,, unfortunately the dude james that runs true love sent me that photo,, im pretty sure its his couch,, the boards havent made it to my doorstep yet,, a couple more days
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is there really gonna be a smalltime/true love collab deck of the arm or is this a rumor i am hearing from a idiot?
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reminds me of prime.
Totally, that animal series from 1996/7.
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I just found out that one person on the boards ignores me now. So stoked on that; I wonder who it is?
Same here. My guess for who is ignoring me is the kid who asked what year Impala Lopez had. I couldn't help myself and made several r-tarded responses.
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I just found out that one person on the boards ignores me now. So stoked on that; I wonder who it is?
Same here. My guess for who is ignoring me is the kid who asked what year Impala Lopez had. I couldn't help myself and made several r-tarded responses.
They should make a feature that shows you whos ignoring you.
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mallen420 (8 hours ago) Marked as spam
i wanna get on plan b so bad, if this is jereme this is matt allen ande if u think otherwise i remember the first tampa u went to and you rode on the same flight as me home, i need boards hit me up
HAHAHAHHA
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mallen420 (8 hours ago) Marked as spam
i wanna get on plan b so bad, if this is jereme this is matt allen ande if u think otherwise i remember the first tampa u went to and you rode on the same flight as me home, i need boards hit me up
HAHAHAHHA
That can't be real.
hahaha
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[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ou2mVnElp6c[/youtube]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ou2mVnElp6c (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ou2mVnElp6c)
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i drove with my friends colin, dave, hector, and billy, who rode his motorcycle, sixty miles north into the town where sean young is from today to skate a park. as soon as we crossed into n.h my friend billy took off his helmet on the highway and handed it to my friend hector as my friend colin handed him a pair of sunglasses. this took place on the middle of the highway while we were going 80 and the whole time i was freaking out and i couldn't breathe
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I did this to my hand with a CUP O NOODLES while high and drunk
<img src="(http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g117/timsanders/DSC03923.jpg)">
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i drove with my friends colin, dave, hector, and billy, who rode his motorcycle, sixty miles north into the town where sean young is from today to skate a park. as soon as we crossed into n.h my friend billy took off his helmet on the highway and handed it to my friend hector as my friend colin handed him a pair of sunglasses. this took place on the middle of the highway while we were going 80 and the whole time i was freaking out and i couldn't breathe
i love how you address them all as "my friend" the whole way through
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i know, so cute
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well i figured that if i just said their first names and not "my friend" i would be trying to imply that everyone knew them
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I have a bruise on the inside of my foot the size of a small grapefruit.
Landing primo is awesome.
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I did this to my hand with a CUP O NOODLES while high and drunk
<img src="(http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g117/timsanders/DSC03923.jpg)">
[/regret] hahahah
and sorry to hear about your foot, Dave. Hopefully that doesn't hinder your skakeboarding too much today.
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http://youtube.com/watch?v=jNnLi-xp6nM&mode=related&search=
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My farts smells like digested rotten meat at the moment
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my fart smells like a big mac and fries
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well i figured that if i just said their first names and not "my friend" i would be trying to imply that everyone knew them
but before you introduced all of them you said 'my friends...'.
oh also why do so many beers have a bears on them?
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well i figured that if i just said their first names and not "my friend" i would be trying to imply that everyone knew them
you have a valid point but my point remains, i would have felt like a bigger kook just syaing their names instead of "my friend..."
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oh man... they are heavily flogging this tasteful item late at night on canada's national television channel:
http://www.nationalcollectorsmint.com/product2.jsp?path=-1|1699&id=4689
cest tres classy, non?
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well i figured that if i just said their first names and not "my friend" i would be trying to imply that everyone knew them
i don't know, it was just sounded weird saying 'my friend' before every name
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does anyone else think that mike fork would be one of those people whos msn name states everything there gonna do that day and has a status report such as "im in the shower, be back in 5 mins"?
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I wanna watch apocalypse now and go kill some shit
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does anyone else think that mike fork would be one of those people whos msn name states everything there gonna do that day and has a status report such as "im in the shower, be back in 5 mins"?
not too analyze some online dude too much, but YES
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http://www.kanyewest.com/?content=video_cant_tell_alt
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http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0910842/
maybe this does deserve its own thread
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this was weird
http://www.wfmynews2.com/news/mostpopular/article.aspx?storyid=86779&provider=top (http://www.wfmynews2.com/news/mostpopular/article.aspx?storyid=86779&provider=top)
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why do US companies hire non-english speaking people to run their customer service department? >:( >:( >:(
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Anyone notice there's a Kurtis C account lurking?
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I had to put down my ferret Andy 3 years ago today.
<img src="http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g117/timsanders/andy.jpg">
R.I.P. Buddy.
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every time i see travis bickles avatar from the corner of my eye i always think its gumby
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http://www.kanyewest.com/?content=video_cant_tell_alt
im stoked on this video. im really glad zach made some money off of this, if you notice in the beginning it says i love turd on zachs face and at the end it says i question success on bonnie prince billys head
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it's weird how 'random' totally took off...but 'contrived' never really did....i think it still will....ones the number of emo kids out there reaches it's saturation point....people will fight back....
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Anyone notice there's a Kurtis C account lurking?
hes going to pull an ISUCK...
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im pretty sure this is topic worthy, but you might know, zelda took one of the songs on there games. im pretty sure its ocarina of time.
however the songs is called the romantic warrior by return to forever. i heard it at someones house while they where watching the old grey whistile test.
if you can track it give it a listen.
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(http://www.bitboost.com/pawsense/cat-like-typing-detected.gif)
http://www.bitboost.com/pawsense/
man, i wish they had this for macs... flash has been editing my chapter while i was in the kitchen.
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(Just got back from Portland, Oregon. Here's two interesting pics.)
SAY WHAT??? :o
(http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb51/able1039/99skateroute2.jpg?t=1186858857)
Skatestoppers "finest moment"
(http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb51/able1039/99skatestoppedlol.jpg?t=1186858827)
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(Just got back from Portland, Oregon. Here's two interesting pics.)
SAY WHAT??? :o
(http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb51/able1039/99skateroute2.jpg?t=1186858857)
Skatestoppers "finest moment"
(http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb51/able1039/99skatestoppedlol.jpg?t=1186858827)
they skatestopped the lovejoy one stair rails? bummer...that place is fun to skate if you dont mind the harsh ground
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I remember awhile back someone on here asked JT how he was gonna give himself last part in the Mystery vid...
Well he's got a trick or two in Dan Murphy's (the last) part.
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New Diamond shirt came out today for 40 bucks and sold out wthin minutes.
Now u can buy it on ebay. ;D
http://cgi.ebay.com/Cold-As-Ice-Diamond-Supply-Co-T-Shirt-sz-L_W0QQitemZ230161048229QQihZ013QQcategoryZ15687QQrdZ1QQssPageNameZWD1VQQcmdZViewItem
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http://www.apple.com/trailers/mgm/larsandtherealgirl/trailer/
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this too
david lynch's PSA about littering in NY
http://www.doubleviking.com/david-lynch-s-clean-up-new-york-psa-6342-p.html
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i just finished taking a a dump and the shit was at least 3 feet long. :o
i set a new personal record! ;D
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i just finished taking a a dump and the shit was at least 3 feet long. :o
i set a new personal record! ;D
i got a 3 flusher at work that i was pretty stoked on. the toliets here don't play so you really got to put down a stack to get double but tripple's definitely gnar
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I was dropping a Diego at work yesterday and someone walked in and immedietly walked out. I was stoked.
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southside skatepark in Houston is under new skater own'd ownership by local filmer BigO who used to own Instrumental. Anyway, i've signed on to take over administration and development duties on their web site. i'm pretty stoked about this. i've been looking for a good skate project to get involved in and this will have me working with southside and give up (http://ingivingup.blogspot.com/), so just completely fucking stoked. hoping to take things in a Skatepark of Tampa direction except not have it look like shit but haven't actually worked out the direction or any specifics yet.
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i just finished taking a a dump and the shit was at least 3 feet long. :o
i set a new personal record! ;D
i got a 3 flusher at work that i was pretty stoked on. the toliets here don't play so you really got to put down a stack to get double but tripple's definitely gnar
well to be completely honest, it wasn't your typical stretch your asshole so it hurts size of a babys arm type of dump, it was more an anoxeric 3 footer.
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southside skatepark in Houston is under new skater own'd ownership by local filmer BigO who used to own Instrumental. Anyway, i've signed on to take over administration and development duties on their web site. i'm pretty stoked about this. i've been looking for a good skate project to get involved in and this will have me working with southside and give up (http://ingivingup.blogspot.com/), so just completely fucking stoked. hoping to take things in a Skatepark of Tampa direction except not have it look like shit but haven't actually worked out the direction or any specifics yet.
Good, their site has needed work for some time.
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southside skatepark in Houston is under new skater own'd ownership by local filmer BigO who used to own Instrumental. Anyway, i've signed on to take over administration and development duties on their web site. i'm pretty stoked about this. i've been looking for a good skate project to get involved in and this will have me working with southside and give up (http://ingivingup.blogspot.com/), so just completely fucking stoked. hoping to take things in a Skatepark of Tampa direction except not have it look like shit but haven't actually worked out the direction or any specifics yet.
Good, their site has needed work for some time.
definitely. It's never been bad but never been interesting either.
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why are you dudes proud of a 3 foot long piece of shit? that is just ridiculous.
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why are you dudes proud of a 3 foot long piece of shit? that is just ridiculous.
pfft! you're obviously suffer from fecal envy. :D
my sphincter has powers you can't begin to imagine! 8)
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they had this guy at my school we called the phantom shitter
he'd lay a turd on the toliet seat in the dorms that would usually go more than half way around. it was really nasty but impressive. the turds on their own were impressively long but to be able to shit with that kind of accuracy was just insane.
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A scene from my new favorite movie:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H7Q9ZEdOLSE
Excuse my ignorance. I can't seem to get the youtube button to work properly...
[youtube=425,350]H7Q9ZEdOLSE[/youtube]
Thanks Sleazy!
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[youtube=425,350]vEzLpQUKiHI[/youtube]
:'(
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thats my new desktop.
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(http://img528.imageshack.us/img528/5006/tonyhawkxx0.jpg)
Gnar'd.
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(http://img528.imageshack.us/img528/5006/tonyhawkxx0.jpg)
Ditto
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A scene from my new favorite movie:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H7Q9ZEdOLSE
Excuse my ignorance. I can't seem to get the youtube button to work properly...
to do the youtube thing grab the part of the url that comes after v=
so for yours you'd grab H7Q9ZEdOLSE and put the youtube around it
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I fixed it. Thanks, Homie!
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the cowbell solo was thanks enough...
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im pretty sure this is topic worthy, but you might know, zelda took one of the songs on there games. im pretty sure its ocarina of time.
however the songs is called the romantic warrior by return to forever. i heard it at someones house while they where watching the old grey whistile test.
if you can track it give it a listen.
after i beat mario 64, i was both delighted and bothered to hear this song from my dad's 80's porn 'amazin' asians', playing durring the 'you just beat mario 64!' montage.
but on another note, i've made my last several posts from a wii... SUUUCH a pain in the ass. fuck.
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i was supposed to leave for work like 15 minutes ago.
i had a chicken chipotle burrito for breakfast.
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i was supposed to leave for work like 15 minutes ago.
i had a chicken chipotle burrito for breakfast.
im going to be on time but i ate cold pizza for breakfast and it sucked!
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After smoking weed all day everyday for the past 3/4 years, and drinking at least 3/4 beers everyday this summer, I've decided to give up both indefinitely, or until I can't take it anymore, probably a few days. Fuck this is hard, I almost want to give in and smoke just one joint, but I'd be too disappointed in myself. Which was the feeling I had every night, leading me to quit.
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Never made it more than a month.
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there is only so much stuff you can do on the internet before you actually start to hate it. I am so pissed off with coming to the same sites every 30 minutes Im driving myself insane. I need more work.
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Alright.. so I've decided to alter my game plan. The reason I felt so sloppy and worthless wasn't because of weed and booze per se... but because I was abusing both in excess. SO...
I'm going to start by limiting myself to ONE joint a day, in the evening. While that still may be a lot more than some of you smoke, it's a big improvement from smoking weed as soon as I get up until I go to bed.
As for the booze... I'm going to drink my last Heineken that's in the fridge, and that'll be the end of my solitary drinking. I'm only choosing to drink it myself because it's only like 1 and a half regular beers, and it won't make me feel sloppy and stupid like my regular 2 Faxes.
So go ahead, call me a pussy with no willpower. At least I'm making an effort to better myself. Just let me work on it one day at a time instead of going cold turkey.
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shouldnt that have gone into the not enough to justify its own post category?
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dear pals with brains
should i get a job at a skate shop or not?
whats the cool parts of the job?
whats the dumb parts of the job?
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Cool Parts: Getting Paid to watch videos and hang out at a skateshop.
Discount?
Dumb Parts: Dealing with stupid kids and their parents
Gripping boards
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ussually skateshops don't pay that well, so that makes it more a job for skate rats up to 20 years of age. After that it is more rewording (financially) to work somewhere else. an other plus to working in the skateshop is that you can easily flirt with female customers and that they would be delighted to hang out with you.
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dear pals with brains
should i get a job at a skate shop or not?
whats the cool parts of the job?
whats the dumb parts of the job?
it's worth doing, if only for a few months. the perks can be good, sure you have to deal with some asshole kids and dumb parents, but name any job where you don't have to. i'm definately glad i worked at one for a while.
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Cool Parts: Getting Paid to watch videos and hang out at a skateshop.
Discount?
Dumb Parts: Dealing with stupid kids and their parents
Gripping boards
gripping boards isn't bad, but it totally sucks when you have to regrip a board
having to deal with allen head hardware sucks too
if you're lucky you can even skate out front of the store while working
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i ate shitty mexican food while working upstairs at a community centre in kits and went to look for a bathroom. saw signs and ended up walking in front of a couple hundred people watching some slides or something to find the bathroom. proceeded to have a nasty ass burning shit, i could hear people coughing and fidgeting, so they could hear me quite well i assume. then walked back out in front, made a bunch of eye contact
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(http://img489.imageshack.us/img489/214/gayalarmmr5.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)
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I'm leaving right now to meet a girl from the internet. this is weird as fuck.
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ok so I met the girl and she turned out to be pretty cute and cool. she even had a barely skated rick mccrank with ventures in her truck. her friends however were hippie shit-bag assholes.
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ok so I met the girl and she turned out to be pretty cute and cool. she even had a barely skated rick mccrank with ventures in her truck. her friends however were hippie shit-bag assholes.
No oneīs interested in what her trunk contaned or what her friends were like, did you fuck her?
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ok so I met the girl and she turned out to be pretty cute and cool. she even had a barely skated rick mccrank with ventures in her truck. her friends however were hippie shit-bag assholes.
That is wildly inappropriate!
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I just looked at the old ikonboard and apparently it's WC4Life's 22nd birthday today!
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i broke my board today in an angry fit. i was by myself though, so it wasn't a session killer or anything, just me getting bummed out on myself.
moral of the story: don't buy the i-path locust. it's a heavier, bigger, less skateable version of the dunk with an annoying strap.
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i broke my board today in an angry fit. i was by myself though, so it wasn't a session killer or anything, just me getting bummed out on myself.
moral of the story: don't buy the i-path locust. it's a heavier, bigger, less skateable version of the dunk with an annoying strap.
Dude, so did I! Except the moral of my story is never ever buy Ebay boards that promise to make you jump like a black gold natural tiger. It was my first session with it and no matter what trick I tried the board flew away due to it's severe lack of concave. What really sucks is I've got 2 of em left. I'm just gonna skate balls out with them in hopes that they break soon.
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i have been sick forr the past couple of days and i have been spitting the green mucus loogies into a glass and it is staring to get halfway filled. it smells really bad and looks even worse. i am trying to think of something funny to do with it all right now
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i have been sick forr the past couple of days and i have been spitting the green mucus loogies into a glass and it is staring to get halfway filled. it smells really bad and looks even worse. i am trying to think of something funny to do with it all right now
make someone a chocolate mucus-shake?
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i have been sick forr the past couple of days and i have been spitting the green mucus loogies into a glass and it is staring to get halfway filled. it smells really bad and looks even worse. i am trying to think of something funny to do with it all right now
make someone a chocolate mucus-shake?
it would be really funny, but i don't want to be too much of an asshole
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remember our rodney mullen book club? ive been next on the list since that book made its way to good ol' scotland. ;D
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chris cole back 3 kickfliped and switch front 360'd carlesbad, almost switch front 3 kicklfip
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chris cole back 3 kickfliped and switch front 360'd carlesbad, almost switch front 3 kicklfip
Damn, that's gnarly. I wish he landed the switch 360 kickflip <sarcasm>THE HARD WAY.</sarcasm>
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Pierce dropping pearls of skate knowledge..
Who's the "reliable source?"
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some photographer kid from that area, and another who was recently out there
im not saying its like 100 percent legit, we'll have to wait and see
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This could almost qualify for the Not Stoked thread, but do you ever feel bad killing bugs? Sometimes I do. They do have brains and purposes after all.
And have you ever thought what it would be like to be blinded in an accident? Would you have the will to go on? Would you even be able to end it all?
Also, I bought a t-shirt at the Gap, XXL, and it almost looks small on me. I'm fucking short and scrawny, how can an XXL fit that well on me?
Do you ever feel an impending sense of doom just as everything's going well? Like this life is too good to be true and something's gotta go wrong?
Fuck.
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This could almost qualify for the Not Stoked thread, but do you ever feel bad killing bugs? Sometimes I do. They do have brains and purposes after all.
i try to shoo flies out of the house before they get it... spiders i dont kill whenever i can avoid it. i have a 'relocation' kit (ie: a clear plastic container with a lid) which i use to scoop them up and then put them outside. i figure they eat flies and bugs, and wouldnt want to chomp on me, unlike a mosquito.
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This could almost qualify for the Not Stoked thread, but do you ever feel bad killing bugs? Sometimes I do. They do have brains and purposes after all.
i try to shoo flies out of the house before they get it... spiders i dont kill whenever i can avoid it. i have a 'relocation' kit (ie: a clear plastic container with a lid) which i use to scoop them up and then put them outside. i figure they eat flies and bugs, and wouldnt want to chomp on me, unlike a mosquito.
Flies perish in my casa. Spiders get a pass for ther same reason you said. I hate when I drive my car into a butterfly.
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if i see a spider its dead, fuck those things
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I had a long conversation about this with my friends yesterday, when it comes right down to it our lives really don't have any more worth than those of bugs. I've definitely killed a lot of them in my time though.
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Shawn
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other than flies and mosquitoes i have no qualms about letting little critters do their thing. they're indeed useful. i never did get how people became afraid of bugs and such. how bad can something hurt if we're a million times larger than it?? but still, the day i do get bitten is the day some serious slaughter goes down.
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(http://www.concept420.com/marijuana-pictures/data/media/7/sonic_hemphog.jpg)
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My total at the store earlier was $6.66.
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shouldnt that have gone into the not enough to justify its own post category?
gnarrrred
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watching 'the life of ryan' and within the first minute there was a bromantic beach moment.
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watching 'the life of ryan' and within the first minute there was a bromantic beach moment.
haha
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watching 'the life of ryan' and within the first minute there was a bromantic beach moment.
ahahhaah you watched it. im embarrassed just knowing what it is.
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it's pure comedy. i think he's said the word 'chill' about 100 times.
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it's pure comedy. i think he's said the word 'chill' about 100 times.
direct quote from ryan
"if i could land a 360 flip lipslide in competition in front of thousands of screaming fans, why can't i find the right girl?"
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i'll admit that jet set radio future was kind of a cool game
and i just read at my friends house that malto used to rollerblade
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I'm watching Halloween 2007 right now and it aint lookin' so good.
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alll new scary movies are straight garbage.
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I got alcohol poisoning 2 nights in a row. I left the hospital and went and got even drunker than before, missed a plane, lost about 700 dollars an ipod, my wallet and a backpack. Now my dick hurts when I piss because they had a needle in it to pee from.
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pull your life together dude
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I got alcohol poisoning 2 nights in a row. I left the hospital and went and got even drunker than before, missed a plane, lost about 700 dollars an ipod, my wallet and a backpack. Now my dick hurts when I piss because they had a needle in it to pee from.
lets hang out.
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My total at the store earlier was $6.66
Same thing happened to me last week...
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i rolled into the deep end of the bowl with so much speed that my tail cracked when i got to the bottom
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i rolled into the deep end of the bowl with so much speed that my tail cracked when i got to the bottom
:o
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[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q_tZ_JOALRM[/youtube]
I don't know if this will work.
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Calculator games are the best things to happen to my school career.
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"you smell like pot and are playing games in my class?"
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I'm watching Halloween 2007 right now and it aint lookin' so good.
Did it leak or something?
yep
http://www.ssupload.com/media-727.html
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i ate shitty mexican food while working upstairs at a community centre in kits and went to look for a bathroom. saw signs and ended up walking in front of a couple hundred people watching some slides or something to find the bathroom. proceeded to have a nasty ass burning shit, i could hear people coughing and fidgeting, so they could hear me quite well i assume. then walked back out in front, made a bunch of eye contact
you mean kits by broadway?
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yea
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I got alcohol poisoning 2 nights in a row. I left the hospital and went and got even drunker than before, missed a plane, lost about 700 dollars an ipod, my wallet and a backpack. Now my dick hurts when I piss because they had a needle in it to pee from.
Dang, dude, that's fucking gnarly. Figuring out what to do about alcohol is a tough one. Trust me, I don't have any answers.
I do, however, have a bit of advice about how to get your brain back up to speed; personally, I get a bit down and anxious after a bender. You need to get your seratonin levels up, so you at least don't feel mentally shitty (if you don't, then that's good!).
Head on down to your local health foods store (maybe your grocery store has it), and pick up some 5-HTP:
5-Hydroxytryptophan or 5-HTP is a naturally-occurring amino acid, a precursor to the neurotransmitter serotonin and an intermediate in tryptophan metabolism. It is marketed in the United States and other countries as a dietary supplement for use as an antidepressant, appetite suppressant, and sleep aid.
Shit works for me. Another plus is that some of the finest women in this whole area work at the Vitamin Cottage by my work.
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i think ruscyzk would be ill on blueprint
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[youtube=425,350]a9CcotpUrB0[/youtube]
Make sure the volume's up.
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Anna's buritto's are sooooo good cause they're made by real mexicans.
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im just chillin at cal state la right now. waiting for my friend to finish up some newspaper shit.
after this im heading up to sf.
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I am pretty sure one of my co-workers read me typing into tony's thread "what kind of porno makes you squirt" and I was in the middle of typing out an indepth answer along the lines of them having to have huge tits, fake hair, and just have to be dirty skanky whore because those aren't the kind of girls I fuck in real life. I feel like a weirdo.
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I posted a bulletin on myspace claiming I was a parent... and this is what followed..
ash1eesimpson: who are you the parent of?
aatmacaoc: you didnt know i had a kid?
ash1eesimpson: you dont
aatmacaoc: kaleb
aatmacaoc: he's 3
ash1eesimpson: high five on that one
aatmacaoc: im stoked on it
ash1eesimpson: good to find out 3 years later
ash1eesimpson: better you than me my friend
aatmacaoc: he's awesome
aatmacaoc: want to see him?
ash1eesimpson: yes
aatmacaoc: one sec
aatmacaoc: you know i've had 'proud parent' on my myspace for liek 3 yrs
aatmacaoc: ha
ash1eesimpson: i figured it couldnt be true
ash1eesimpson: or i just didnt notice
aatmacaoc: ha really?
aatmacaoc: well you never asked
aatmacaoc: http://img339.imageshack.us/img339/281/kalebatmacadz2.jpg
aatmacaoc: theres my little guy
ash1eesimpson: super cute
aatmacaoc: he's the man
ash1eesimpson: im just a little shocked
aatmacaoc: ha realy?
ash1eesimpson: yeah
ash1eesimpson: i have my opinions
aatmacaoc: do you not like kids
ash1eesimpson: but i typically do not express them
ash1eesimpson: i like kids
aatmacaoc: what is your opinion
ash1eesimpson: but i have no desire whatsoever to have my own anytime soon
aatmacaoc: its all good
ash1eesimpson: there is too much of life at this age to experience
aatmacaoc: you will want one someday
ash1eesimpson: well yeah
ash1eesimpson: when im married
aatmacaoc: yea i know
aatmacaoc: i would have liked ot have done it the right way
aatmacaoc: but i told her, if she wants to keep it.. ill totally be a dad. i'm not goign to bail.
aatmacaoc: he's as much mine as he is hers.
ash1eesimpson: well of course
ash1eesimpson: i just see so many of my friends having children
ash1eesimpson: and it blows my mind
ash1eesimpson: this sounds terrible
ash1eesimpson: to some people
ash1eesimpson: but
ash1eesimpson: i am all for abortion
aatmacaoc: yea me too..
aatmacaoc: sometimes i wish i could go back in time and abort the little bugger
ash1eesimpson: oh man
ash1eesimpson: never say that to him
ash1eesimpson: hahahaha
aatmacaoc: oh i wont, when he pisses me off i usually just hit him
ash1eesimpson: hahahaha shut up
ash1eesimpson: you dont
aatmacaoc: not hard
aatmacaoc: just enough to keep him in like
aatmacaoc: like... a little quick slap in the face.
ash1eesimpson: aww
ash1eesimpson: :-(
aatmacaoc: oh believe me
aatmacaoc: when you have one you'll understand
aatmacaoc: he use to take his diapers off and straight up just shit on the floor
ash1eesimpson: LMFAO
ash1eesimpson: that is definitely your product right there
aatmacaoc: he wouldnt stop.. so one day i just put his nose in it.
aatmacaoc: he never did it again.
ash1eesimpson: awww!!!!!
ash1eesimpson: jeez!
ash1eesimpson: hahahah
ash1eesimpson: maybe someday
ash1eesimpson: when you're in your 90's
ash1eesimpson: you will shit your pants and he will be so tired of cleaning it up
ash1eesimpson: that he'll stick YOUR nose in it
ash1eesimpson: lmao
aatmacaoc: ha its ok
aatmacaoc: i held his face in it for about a minute
aatmacaoc: so he could really breathe it in
aatmacaoc: he didnt like it much
ash1eesimpson: no
ash1eesimpson: i cant imagine so
aatmacaoc: so are you bummed i have a kid?
aatmacaoc: ha
ash1eesimpson: no
ash1eesimpson: i would be bummed if i was trying to make you my boyfriend
ash1eesimpson: but im not
ash1eesimpson: so its all good
aatmacaoc: he's a wierd little guy
aatmacaoc: he used to eat his turds
ash1eesimpson: ummm
ash1eesimpson: perhaps psychiatric care time?
aatmacaoc: he grew out of it
aatmacaoc: the mom was a mess
aatmacaoc: she had some bad habits
ash1eesimpson: so she was just a random fuck you had?
aatmacaoc: no we dated for a little.
aatmacaoc: then she got way into some sshit
aatmacaoc: and i was all set
aatmacaoc: we broke up
aatmacaoc: and then she gave me the news
ash1eesimpson: so what were you like 18?
aatmacaoc: yea
aatmacaoc: high school
ash1eesimpson: jesus ali
ash1eesimpson: what the
aatmacaoc: whaaaat?
ash1eesimpson: no just thinking
ash1eesimpson: high school
aatmacaoc: yeeeea
aatmacaoc: it was harsh
aatmacaoc: she was using during the pregnancy
aatmacaoc: it sucked
aatmacaoc: she lied about it the whole time
ash1eesimpson: no wonder why he ate poop
aatmacaoc: well yea, he's got a few mdical issues.
aatmacaoc: do to her being completely iresponsible
ash1eesimpson: is he slow at all?
ash1eesimpson: you dont have to tell me if you dont want to
aatmacaoc: he's on medication..
aatmacaoc: he's getting better.
ash1eesimpson: good
ash1eesimpson: well
ash1eesimpson: this was some nice news
aatmacaoc: yea, now you knwo i have a regular kid :-(
ash1eesimpson: dont say that
ash1eesimpson: :-(
ash1eesimpson: like i said before
ash1eesimpson: it dont matter to me
ash1eesimpson: i can still use your penis and stuff
ash1eesimpson: so its all god
ash1eesimpson: just keep it cylindrical
aatmacaoc: ha shut up
aatmacaoc: yea maybe you can use it sometime
ash1eesimpson signed off at 3:47:57 PM.
ash1eesimpson signed on at 3:48:01 PM.
aatmacaoc: we can go to the park sometime with little kaleb
aatmacaoc: ha
ash1eesimpson: not sure about that one
ash1eesimpson: but the sex i can do
ash1eesimpson: ;-)
ash1eesimpson: jk
aatmacaoc: haha
ash1eesimpson: sorta
ash1eesimpson: lol
aatmacaoc: with little man!
ash1eesimpson: ummm well
ash1eesimpson: maybe in 20 years
ash1eesimpson: when his rod is nice and firm
aatmacaoc: he can handle it.
ash1eesimpson: and yours is a wrinkled piece of viagra addicted shit
aatmacaoc: i use to keep his cri rigt next to my bed
aatmacaoc: so he got good seating and education
aatmacaoc: he knows all my moves
ash1eesimpson: hahah perfect dude
ash1eesimpson: start him young
ash1eesimpson: however
ash1eesimpson: perhaps you should educate him on condoms
aatmacaoc: yea, i caught him watching me recently
aatmacaoc: with the ex
ash1eesimpson: hahaha
aatmacaoc: just sitting there.
ash1eesimpson: he was taking mental notes
aatmacaoc: no covers nothing.
aatmacaoc: and it wasnt making love
aatmacaoc: it was straigh up porn style
aatmacaoc: legs back.
aatmacaoc: you know?
aatmacaoc: sometimes i think i just cant handle him anymore.
ash1eesimpson: well thats the unfortunate price you have to pay
aatmacaoc: i've really been considering giving him up :-(
aatmacaoc: i dont want to. at al.
aatmacaoc: but i just think it might be better for his sake
ash1eesimpson: well doesnt the mom have some say?
aatmacaoc: she's in jail.
aatmacaoc: she's better off in there
ash1eesimpson: dude
aatmacaoc: its a long story
ash1eesimpson: this story is out of control dude
ash1eesimpson: i never knew
aatmacaoc: well you've never asked.
aatmacaoc: i dont like talking about it
aatmacaoc: all that much
ash1eesimpson: understandably so
ash1eesimpson: but
aatmacaoc: her and her new bf/dealer got into some serious shit
aatmacaoc: he sold some kids some bad shit about 2 yrs ago
aatmacaoc: and the kid OD'd
aatmacaoc: and it was traced back to him
aatmacaoc: and because she was living in the household that the stuff was being moved out of, she went down with him
ash1eesimpson: how long is she in for?
aatmacaoc: 4 yrs
aatmacaoc: she could get out early though
aatmacaoc: i could care less though
ash1eesimpson: damn
aatmacaoc: ye shits crazy
aatmacaoc: yea
aatmacaoc: i feel like if i put him up fro adoption i'll regret it
aatmacaoc: so muc
aatmacaoc: h
aatmacaoc: did i lose you?
aatmacaoc: :'(
ash1eesimpson: sorry i showered
ash1eesimpson: haha
aatmacaoc: ha great
aatmacaoc: so yea, thats where im at.
ash1eesimpson: where does he live? with you and your parents?
aatmacaoc: yea
aatmacaoc: he's been with DSS a few times
aatmacaoc: the doctors saw bruises on him and thought i was hitting him
aatmacaoc: i think it might have been cause i had a mustache at the time?
ash1eesimpson: ummm?
aatmacaoc: ?
aatmacaoc: you wont understand until you have one, but sometimes... you need to beat your kids.
aatmacaoc: and rub theor faces in their own shit.
aatmacaoc: heather
ash1eesimpson: ??
aatmacaoc: wanna buy a kid?
ash1eesimpson: hahahha
ash1eesimpson: fraid not homie
aatmacaoc: haha
aatmacaoc: you know...
aatmacaoc: i've been completely lying to you this entire time.
ash1eesimpson: you liar
aatmacaoc: hahaha
aatmacaoc: i cant believe you bought any of that
aatmacaoc: who would rub their kids faces in shit
ash1eesimpson: you must think
ash1eesimpson: i am
ash1eesimpson: really
ash1eesimpson: REALLY
ash1eesimpson: stupid
ash1eesimpson: i am
ash1eesimpson: offended
aatmacaoc: hahahaHAHA
aatmacaoc: 'yea i rubbed his nose in it'
aatmacaoc: HAHAHAHA
aatmacaoc: then i told you
aatmacaoc: the chick was in jail
aatmacaoc: cause she was a drug addict
aatmacaoc: man
aatmacaoc: haha
ash1eesimpson: no one knows someone for 3 years
ash1eesimpson: and doesnt know that
aatmacaoc: yea
aatmacaoc: I KNOW
aatmacaoc: hahahhaHAHAHA
aatmacaoc: little kaleb
aatmacaoc: hahahahahaHA
aatmacaoc: kid kinda looked lik me though
ash1eesimpson: the kid looked straight out of a magazine dickmouth
aatmacaoc: yet, you still believed it.
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^you got way too much time on your hands. :D
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I sometimes wish I had a high paying job so that I could drive a nice car and wear nice clothes and party with nice people in nice houses.
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[youtube=425,350]a9CcotpUrB0[/youtube]
Make sure the volume's up.
Classic.
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This made me grin and fake a shitty laugh to myself.
http://inlandempire.craigslist.org/cas/411474610.html
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i just walked out the door and got hit by bird shit on my arm. >:( >:( >:(
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Gettin' shitted on in real life and on the net!
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^^^
ZING!
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apparently its considered good luck to get hit with bird shit which means i'm bangin out tonys mom tonight.
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:'( NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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sorry, i forgot you got 2 dads. ;D
i found a pic of his family before tony had his "operation" if you will.
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/e/e1/My_2_Dads.gif)
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H8R, I don't even have a comeback for such a shitty insult-if you can even call it that.
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haha i'm just having fun, don't take me so seriously dood.
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Oh yeah of course, I don't think anyone takes you seriously. ;D
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*adds to ignore list*
j/k ;D
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tony cocks is agro,sorry buddy to be a normal dude and not cool enough for you,if i would have noticed this one i would have not started those other ones,i wonder who you are some skater that got,dissed growing up?
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what the hell are you talking about?
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After being all about the cords for nearly 2 years, I'm starting to like jeans again.
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After being all about the cords for nearly 2 years, I'm starting to like jeans again.
its never too late to wear dickies
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so I am thinking about making this thread where I post weekly quotes from this dude that has been hanging around us. Basically he is this very confused closest homosexual that may be mildly regular. It's hard to explain the situation, but just admire the quotes....
"so like I heard on the news that like so many girls in grade 8 are giving mad head that they are getting stomach cancer, so they have to give out like shots and shit."- Evan
Directly after saying this my friends girlfriend got in an arguement about how you can't catch cancer. He got really offended and told us we would all look stupid when we hear about it.
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so I am thinking about making this thread where I post weekly quotes from this dude that has been hanging around us. Basically he is this very confused closest homosexual that may be mildly regular. It's hard to explain the situation, but just admire the quotes....
"so like I heard on the news that like so many girls in grade 8 are giving mad head that they are getting stomach cancer, so they have to give out like shots and shit."- Evan
Directly after saying this my friends girlfriend got in an arguement about how you can't catch cancer. He got really offended and told us we would all look stupid when we hear about it.
Please make that a daily thing.
Kind of a quote of the day deal.
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as often as he spits them out, I gotta start keeping a note book for this guy.
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for bb's porn thread...
best steak i've ever made...
marinade: 1/4 cup beer, 2 tablespoons b. sugar, 2 tablespoons teriyaki sauce (i used yakisoba/bulldog sauce)
1) put salt, pepper, and garlic powder on steak, then let sit in marinade until it's time to put on grill
2) cut up onion and fry up med. heat in a bit of olive oil w. frying pan.....while you'r doing this cut up mushrooms and throw them in too, they take less time to cook than the onion will...whole cloves are garlic are good too..let it cook forever...like 30 min...you want the shit almost burnt but not burnt..so you might want to mess w. the heat...lower is better than higher...but yeah..it might take a bit....
3) start getting your pan, foreman's, bbq nice and hot for the steak.....
4) throw the marinade into pan that has the onion and garlic...let it cook down till it's bubbly and saucy...
5) cook your steak as much as you need to....3-6 min each side....serve it up w. the mushrooms, onions and sauce....
You might get clever and figure out how to do all this in one pan....it takes a bit to make this but it's super good...if you don't like mushrooms and onions.... do the marinade then after your steak is done, take it out and throw the marinade in the pan to make the sauce.....
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Damn, now I feel really hungry. Mabye I'll make that when I get my paycheck soon.
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so I am thinking about making this thread where I post weekly quotes from this dude that has been hanging around us. Basically he is this very confused closest homosexual that may be mildly regular. It's hard to explain the situation, but just admire the quotes....
"so like I heard on the news that like so many girls in grade 8 are giving mad head that they are getting stomach cancer, so they have to give out like shots and shit."- Evan
Directly after saying this my friends girlfriend got in an arguement about how you can't catch cancer. He got really offended and told us we would all look stupid when we hear about it.
he's probably talking about the new vaccine for cervical cancer, which is actually a vaccine for the hpv virus (genital warts), which causes the vast majority of cervical cancer. still, you can't get cancer from giving bj's, but you might get hpv from fucking, which can eventually develop into vag cancer.
i once knew this guy who used to brag about raw dogging this chick, then he said she had cervical cancer. i didn't have the heart to tell him that he probably exposed himself to genital warts. i feel kinda bad about it, but hey, he shouldn't have been raw doggin some ho in the first place...
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fuuckk I was really hoping it was based on nothing. Anyway, on with the quotes.. so he comes over one time and invites my room mates over for dinner with his family. We have only known him a month, and some of my best friends have never invited me/come over for a family dinner. As they sit there and eat his pasta the conversation goes a little something like this.
Evan- "So guys, I was thinking, I got these 5 tickets to the Sass Jordan concert, do you guys want to go?"
Roomies- "Uh, I don't think so man."
E- "Man like you guys have to open your minds, try new things."
R- "Yah, I don't think so, it's just not anything we are into."
E- "COME ON, there will be chicks there."
R- "Yah, really old ones."
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i didnt know who sass jordan was, so i googled her and one of the first things that came up was a link to her myspace which described her as an experimental metal bluegrass player. id say go for it
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haha I am pretty sure she is an adult contemporary ex canadian idol judge
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during ww2 the government hid an aircraft manufacturing plant using camo netting and fake houses to make it look like a suburb, it'spretty tight.
http://www.eatliver.com/i.php?n=2350
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Stand and Deliver, R.I.P. :(
Dude, I was gonna PM you back to say I hope you stick around. Dang
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Stand and Deliver, R.I.P. :(
Dude, I was gonna PM you back to say I hope you stick around. Dang
He peaced?
people are dropping like flies around here. why?
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Stand and Deliver, R.I.P. :(
Dude, I was gonna PM you back to say I hope you stick around. Dang
He peaced?
people are dropping like flies around here. why?
Because of my bitchiness?
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Stand and Deliver, R.I.P. :(
Dude, I was gonna PM you back to say I hope you stick around. Dang
He peaced?
people are dropping like flies around here. why?
Who else is gone? I noticed, the other day, that Tropics is a guest (again). Is Vlade still around? I hope so; I love those cover showdowns!
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during ww2 the government hid an aircraft manufacturing plant using camo netting and fake houses to make it look like a suburb, it'spretty tight.
http://www.eatliver.com/i.php?n=2350
WOW! :o
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during ww2 the government hid an aircraft manufacturing plant using camo netting and fake houses to make it look like a suburb, it'spretty tight.
http://www.eatliver.com/i.php?n=2350
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What's that site called where you type in a word and it pronounces it for you?
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gringo.com
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The MAMA BOARD
Someone finally combined a skateboard and a baby stoller .
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5RzOulPgqvQ
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Yesterday I was so horny and ready to jerk off that I sat down on the toliet so fast and didnt check if the seat was up. It wasn't, and I fell in the bowl.
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Here's an MSN conversation me and my good friend had a couple weeks ago, about quitting smoking. He brought up lots of good points, and I figured it would be helpful to anyone trying to clear their lungs and minds.
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Kevin says:
i never wanted to fully quit, i just wanted to regain my tolerance and not feel like such a drug addict
Kevin says:
so to smoke once in awhile would be cool
dan... says:
yeah but.........
dan... says:
that's the shitty part, you're one or the other
dan... says:
abused the shit...... fuck man...... I would love to smoke the occasional cigar or something, on special occasions
dan... says:
but I know i can't because I abused the shit
dan... says:
I smoke one now..... I'm back in
dan... says:
too much man.... we took too much
Kevin says:
the thing in this case is, i have one bowl left, and i really have no temptation to buy more.. so i know that either way, I'm not gonna call up my dealer, not today, not tomorrow...
Kevin says:
it's just, do I want to finish what I have and enjoy it or throw it out to prove a point
dan... says:
I don't know what happened to me..... one day just like every other stupid day that I said I'd stop smoking...... I stopped......
dan... says:
the first three days fucking sucked, but one becoming better then the other....
dan... says:
Now I dunno if it's the contents and effects of the marijuana or cigarettes.. but work and shit...... is becoming less and less shitty.....
dan... says:
I have more energy than ever man..... more tolerance, more patience, fucking tons of motivation.....
dan... says:
I never thought that work, especially shitty esso gas station work could be easy.... not like holy fuck this sucks
dan... says:
bringing me usually to a point where I didn't go, or quit
dan... says:
I dunno if it's the cigarette that are gone that effects my body this way..... or maybe I dunno something in my brain changed....
dan... says:
but I feel there's no longer that on going "struggle" I used to have.... and god damnit it feels fucking great
dan... says:
no ask yourself what do you want ?
dan... says:
Do you want the self-gratification of being in fucking power man....
which sometimes doesn't feel worth it at all....
dan... says:
like right now with the smokes
dan... says:
I don't feel as good as I thought I would..... I have to think about it a long time.... but then it clicks
dan... says:
The Effect Has Become the Cause dude
dan... says:
You smoked dope to fucking feel good and shit......relax or whatever...... and now..... even though it doesn't look or feel like it...... the reason you can't relax or feel good is because your not high..... you can't relax because of the weed
dan... says:
The Effect Has Become the Cause man
Kevin says:
so true
dan... says:
so what do you wanna do man? Smoke that shit? And fall into the same rut? Or have that nice feeling..... of being closer to getting rid of that shit
Kevin says:
I just don't feel like finishing my last bowl is gonna set me back that far. If I didn't have it, I wouldn't smoke it. Tomorrow I won't have it, so I won't smoke it. Same with the next day, and the next day, until the day where my tolerance has been somewhat regained, and one of my friends wants to get baked and go biking or eat out or something
dan... says:
well...... if that's what you feel like doin'..... do it!
Kevin says:
I think that by stopping for 9 days, I've proved to myself I can put it down when I feel the need to.
dan... says:
But from personal experience.... the values I gained from extinguishing my "habits" or "addictions"
dan... says:
are fucking priceless man, priceless
dan... says:
And I'm telling you.... get away from that for a month or two
dan... says:
then you'll see dude, then you will see
dan... says:
nine days is what?
dan... says:
Nine days ain't nothing
dan... says:
Your just holding yourself.... you ain't letting go
dan... says:
I love how I worded that!
dan... says:
but it is true.... 2 months..... then you'll see the difference
dan... says:
Baz Lurhmann " The race is long and in the end it's only with
yourself"
dan... says:
Everyone has habits or addictions that they have or don't have to change
dan... says:
some people die from em'..... and some people can tolerate the shitty effects of em'
Kevin says:
You're right, but that's if I wanted to fully quit. I still want to occasionally enjoy it, recreationally. It may not be the same as quitting, but smoking it with friends once every week or two is a lot better than smoking it all day by yourself.
dan... says:
yeah but you've been doing that a long time.....smoking everyday
dan... says:
in order to unseed an abuse such as long, you gotta drop it for just as long
dan... says:
it took a long time to get where you are...it'll take a long time to get where you were before
Kevin says:
srsly...
dan... says:
yeah
dan... says:
anyways I gotta go get some supper
dan... says:
Later Flava Flav
dan... says:
Flava FLAVE!!!!!!
Kevin says:
peace out homeslice
Kevin says:
i'll save this convo for when i have the urge to call up the dopeman
dan... says:
do it up
dan... says:
later
Kevin says:
laterrrr
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dan... is an asshole kevin
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tl;dr
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kev said homeslice. are you on a disney channel show or something?
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rediculous
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dan... is a massive asshole kevin
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both abp probably, so figured they'd go here.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XU4Cr9HxGnM (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XU4Cr9HxGnM)
danny renaud and joel meinholz(sp?) and some other guys part in red bull seek and destroy 3, better than it sounds.
[url[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cRFoJ4HJJQE[/url]
torey goodall throwaway from baby steps part, still really good. maybe il post his part some time
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When I got home from grocery shopping there was two religious door knocker dudes at my door, and in order to avoid them I said the owner of the house might be interested. And I made my roomie go out without telling him who it was. He talked to them for a couple minutes then came in fuckin' pissed that I deflected them onto him.
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ohh whats next kev, are you gonna set him up on a blind date with mike tyson?
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Lizards rippin.
(http://shadlambert.com/shotsfired/Shots%202007/LizardBack50.jpg)
http://shadlambert.com/shotsfired/Shots%202007/sequences%202007/Lizardcabfbrd.html (http://shadlambert.com/shotsfired/Shots%202007/sequences%202007/Lizardcabfbrd.html)
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Lizards rippin.
(http://shadlambert.com/shotsfired/Shots%202007/LizardBack50.jpg)
http://shadlambert.com/shotsfired/Shots%202007/sequences%202007/Lizardcabfbrd.html (http://shadlambert.com/shotsfired/Shots%202007/sequences%202007/Lizardcabfbrd.html)
It's hard to tell from the photo but the ledge slants a little.
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(http://www.adpulp.com/satan.jpg)
You know what time it is....it's 666 posts time.
Hail that dude ^^
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holy shit, he pretty much gapped the first 7 stairs of the cab lip
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should you smoke weed when your sick?
i would kill for a bowl but my throat and head are hurting bad :-[
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(http://photos-a.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sctm/v130/46/72/561996503/n561996503_362744_653.jpg)
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I hate al boo boo.
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I think my mom threw mine out over the years, so I really want to buy this;
(http://i9.ebayimg.com/02/i/000/bd/70/b9f7_1.JPG)
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suicidal tendencies' music gets on my fucking nerves.
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ahh, it felt good getting that off my chest. while i'm at it, i fucking hate pink floyd after syd barrett. fuckin roger waters...
i hope we can still be friends.
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I feel the same about post Barrett Pink Floyd. Actually there are a couple things on saucerful of secrets that I like but then it got all gay.
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When the 12 year olds at skateboarding.com post something interesting or funny do the 14 year olds say "Take it to the SLAP boards fags"?
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walked past a womens health booth and the woman working it was really fat. she should get some help at a womens health booth
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ahh, it felt good getting that off my chest. while i'm at it, i fucking hate pink floyd after syd barrett. fuckin roger waters...
i hope we can still be friends.
I dont listen to any floyd, zppelin, any of that stuff.. i just cant get down with it.
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ahh, it felt good getting that off my chest. while i'm at it, i fucking hate pink floyd after syd barrett. fuckin roger waters...
i hope we can still be friends.
Me neither, I could never get into it.
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A while ago my friend asked me to upload Terrell Robinson's 411 part on youtube. At first I was a little reluctant, but then I remembered he gives me rides to spots and all that, so I figured I'd owe it to him.
The comments the video has been getting has completely made up for it.
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i think terrel is better then terry kennedy
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ur right but not bam
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the day he gets his first armor light pro deck, i am buying it, can't wait for him to go pro, i think he is the best black skater
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terell robinson aint the best skater but hes up there wit terry kennedy and kevin booker
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hes just realized that tight pants look sick and the ladies love them.
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hehe yeah that's funny that we're changing from rapper to someone else : ] i was a rapper when i was 12-13 now I'm like Olly Todd or Mark Gutterman :D
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i like his frontside flips they're different than most. the board flips more like a hardflip its tight.
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ahh, it felt good getting that off my chest. while i'm at it, i fucking hate pink floyd after syd barrett. fuckin roger waters...
i hope we can still be friends.
I dont listen to any floyd, zppelin, any of that stuff.. i just cant get down with it.
Deep purple?
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A while ago my friend asked me to upload Terrell Robinson's 411 part on youtube. At first I was a little reluctant, but then I remembered he gives me rides to spots and all that, so I figured I'd owe it to him.
The comments the video has been getting has completely made up for it.
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i think terrel is better then terry kennedy
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ur right but not bam
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the day he gets his first armor light pro deck, i am buying it, can't wait for him to go pro, i think he is the best black skater
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terell robinson aint the best skater but hes up there wit terry kennedy and kevin booker
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hes just realized that tight pants look sick and the ladies love them.
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hehe yeah that's funny that we're changing from rapper to someone else : ] i was a rapper when i was 12-13 now I'm like Olly Todd or Mark Gutterman :D
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i like his frontside flips they're different than most. the board flips more like a hardflip its tight.
linky linky plz
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A while ago my friend asked me to upload Terrell Robinson's 411 part on youtube. At first I was a little reluctant, but then I remembered he gives me rides to spots and all that, so I figured I'd owe it to him.
The comments the video has been getting has completely made up for it.
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i think terrel is better then terry kennedy
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ur right but not bam
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the day he gets his first armor light pro deck, i am buying it, can't wait for him to go pro, i think he is the best black skater
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terell robinson aint the best skater but hes up there wit terry kennedy and kevin booker
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hes just realized that tight pants look sick and the ladies love them.
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hehe yeah that's funny that we're changing from rapper to someone else : ] i was a rapper when i was 12-13 now I'm like Olly Todd or Mark Gutterman :D
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i like his frontside flips they're different than most. the board flips more like a hardflip its tight.
linky linky plz
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gBpZv3B-vmY (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gBpZv3B-vmY)
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ahh, it felt good getting that off my chest. while i'm at it, i fucking hate pink floyd after syd barrett. fuckin roger waters...
i hope we can still be friends.
I dont listen to any floyd, zppelin, any of that stuff.. i just cant get down with it.
Deep purple?
'child in time' screwed & chopped might be the most hellacious 13 minutes of your life.
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A while ago my friend asked me to upload Terrell Robinson's 411 part on youtube. At first I was a little reluctant, but then I remembered he gives me rides to spots and all that, so I figured I'd owe it to him.
The comments the video has been getting has completely made up for it.
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i think terrel is better then terry kennedy
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ur right but not bam
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the day he gets his first armor light pro deck, i am buying it, can't wait for him to go pro, i think he is the best black skater
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terell robinson aint the best skater but hes up there wit terry kennedy and kevin booker
monkey655 (5 months ago) Show Hide Marked as spam 0 (Reply) (Remove) (Block User) (Spam)
hes just realized that tight pants look sick and the ladies love them.
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hehe yeah that's funny that we're changing from rapper to someone else : ] i was a rapper when i was 12-13 now I'm like Olly Todd or Mark Gutterman :D
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i like his frontside flips they're different than most. the board flips more like a hardflip its tight.
linky linky plz
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gBpZv3B-vmY (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gBpZv3B-vmY)
here you go MS
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ahh, it felt good getting that off my chest. while i'm at it, i fucking hate pink floyd after syd barrett. fuckin roger waters...
i hope we can still be friends.
I dont listen to any floyd, zppelin, any of that stuff.. i just cant get down with it.
In all honesty, me neither.
I do like Uriah Heep.
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http://www.tmz.com/2007/10/26/billy-zane-goes-green/ (http://www.tmz.com/2007/10/26/billy-zane-goes-green/)
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http://www.tmz.com/2007/10/26/billy-zane-goes-green/ (http://www.tmz.com/2007/10/26/billy-zane-goes-green/)
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I ws going to type "Billy Zane?" but then saw the url thing. stoked.
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This is prob. enough to justify its own thread but whatever- From crailtap.
Q & A Section
From Caleb,
Q: I was wondering if Alex and Pops are having full parts in the Lakai video? I look forward to them everyday.
A: Yes they will.--Aaron
From Matt Ballard,
Q: Koston, I saw you push regular/switch stance after the 180 no-comply in the clip of the day. Are you finally gonna sell out and make the switch or keep it OG?
A: I'm not gonna sell out nor keep it OG. I know its a little early, but for 2008 I plan on going "ambiguous stance." I'm the type of guy that just runs off of pure instinct, so whatever foot is ready to go, I use that shit. I no longer want to be labeled "goofy" or "regular". I want to live/skate as free as a bird. When you see a bird flying and it turns to the right, do you say that bird went frontside or backside? There's no wrong or right because that bird has no stance. I am that bird.--Koston
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Q: Koston, I saw you push regular/switch stance after the 180 no-comply in the clip of the day. Are you finally gonna sell out and make the switch or keep it OG?
A: I'm not gonna sell out nor keep it OG. I know its a little early, but for 2008 I plan on going "ambiguous stance." I'm the type of guy that just runs off of pure instinct, so whatever foot is ready to go, I use that shit. I no longer want to be labeled "goofy" or "regular". I want to live/skate as free as a bird. When you see a bird flying and it turns to the right, do you say that bird went frontside or backside? There's no wrong or right because that bird has no stance. I am that bird.--Koston
cmon koston, seriously.
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that koston quote made me so happy for some reason. sarcasm makes me wet.
http://www.crailtap.com/c3/newrandoms/alex_hern_ledge_run.MOV (http://www.crailtap.com/c3/newrandoms/alex_hern_ledge_run.MOV)
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that koston quote made me so happy for some reason. sarcasm makes me wet.
http://www.crailtap.com/c3/newrandoms/alex_hern_ledge_run.MOV (http://www.crailtap.com/c3/newrandoms/alex_hern_ledge_run.MOV)
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I got called quiet for the like the first time in 3 years. I dont know why but it really pisses me off when someone says that
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Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmm:
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Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmm:
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Fuck, I just kept feeling more and more like a pedophile as that video went on.
I had to X out after he started feeling up his own boobs.
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http://www.slapmagazine.com/new_site/NovDeal/ (http://www.slapmagazine.com/new_site/NovDeal/) <----am i gonna get hated on for being canadian? i want my shirt!
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QN_r9joWNXQ
looks like fun.
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i saw a kid on a bike bust his chin open today. it was actually pretty funny when he started to groan and moan.
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i saw a kid on a bike bust his chin open today. it was actually pretty funny when he started to groan and moan.
this made me lol.
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brett favre kills it.
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me wanting to know where the new transworld ledges are
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this lil mexican was at some park, hardly spoke english and never skated, but was dead set on dropping in, 6 foot cement bowl. so we kinda eased him down a couple times slowly, and then he just went for it. hit his head and was crying and laying there for 5 minutes, it was such a stupid situation
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i'm going to the bar for lunch, i've downed 7 brews before. I think I can do it again. I hate my job.
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i'm going to the bar for lunch, i've downed 7 brews before. I think I can do it again. I hate my job.
Man, I love drinking at lunch.
I had a Ketel One and Orange at 6:30 AM the other day before starting my morning commute into the office. That was a first.
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BABYS SMOKING WEED
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I saw a parapeligic today wearing a three six mafia shirt.
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dudes are bringing lights and a generator to marginal way tonight.
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I saw a parapeligic today wearing a three six mafia shirt.
this is dope.
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this is dope.
999 POSTS!
My 3333rd happened a few days ago.
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I saw a parapeligic today wearing a three six mafia shirt.
if they made a shirt with this pic of crunchy black on the front
(http://b7.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/00876/77/39/876189377_l.jpg)
and the lyrics to where da cheese at on the back, i would trade all my chips in for it
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not nearly as good as your idea, but i do have this sweet baby coming my way.
(http://www.krudmart.com/images/CO3001.jpg)
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"i don't rap, i rob", crunchy black, when asked why his rhymes are not too deep.
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me and my friend were drivin down the street. and we saw this guy with a haggggard limp. like wobling all over. he must have been a vet or something, or just born that way. and i was like 'man, we really take shit for granted... that could be us' and as soon as i said that... the dude took the hugest shitter, just bam.. right on the ground. i felt like such shit. and it was right as we were driving by, and i wasl ike should we help him? but we decided not to cause we thought maybe he would be offended.
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My sister has a WRX; I love that car.
Ken Block going off!
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My sister has a WRX; I love that car.
Ken Block going off!
I eat wrx's for dinner muahaha
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they should have set up a jump so that the car would be perpendicular to the snowboarder then he could have jib jammed the spoiler and would have been awarded the next 10 x-games golds
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I wish my dad would shut the fuck up.
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i couple weeks ago i saw two pregnant teenagers smoking sitting beside each other
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I wish my dad would shut the fuck up.
i was on 5 hours of sleep the last three days combined, and ended my work shift, so i was horny for a nap. too bad i had to pay probation and do a few things. next thing i know, i have to run some errands with my dad, while he bumps 1990 r. kelly and trying to give me life talk. i wanted to throw a punch at him so bad to just get out of the car and take a nap on the side of the road. and soak up the sun like a plant.
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i have to run some errands with my dad, while he bumps 1990 r. kelly and trying to give me life talk
Did he tell you about the bump n grind, and where babies come from?
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nah had to listen to 'yippy yi yo, yippy yi ya, lemme work your body, baybay.." on blast while he tries to give me a talk about careers and his thoughts on god.
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don't hurt me kellz, no disrespect!
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The only other things I want to know is what kind of car he has.
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and i want to know what your dad looks like and sounds like, what kind of clothes and shoes he wears, and his birthday too
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The only other things I want to know is what kind of car he has.
88 bmw, he claims it'll be classic in '08, since it'll be 20 years since production.
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let's exchange our parent's middle names.
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88 bmw, he claims it'll be classic in '08, since it'll be 20 years since production.
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88 bmw, he claims it'll be classic in '08, since it'll be 20 years since production.
I thought it was 25 years until classic/collector status
i use to drive a 85 325, shit was a money pit.
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88 bmw, he claims it'll be classic in '08, since it'll be 20 years since production.
I thought it was 25 years until classic/collector status
i use to drive a 85 325, shit was a money pit.
I like how BMW's get really loud after a decade or so
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88 bmw, he claims it'll be classic in '08, since it'll be 20 years since production.
I thought it was 25 years until classic/collector status
i use to drive a 85 325, shit was a money pit.
I like how BMW's get really loud after a decade or so
I had a deep sounding exhaust on mine. shit was piiiiimp.
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The only other things I want to know is what kind of car he has.
88 bmw, he claims it'll be classic in '08, since it'll be 20 years since production.
I thought it was 25 years until classic/collector status
i use to drive a 85 325, shit was a money pit.
I like how BMW's get really loud after a decade or so
I had a deep sounding exhaust on mine. shit was piiiiimp.
So you sold him? It sounds like a great pimpmobile to pick up the ladies
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George Bush topics, and other topics about government shit.
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88 bmw, he claims it'll be classic in '08, since it'll be 20 years since production.
I thought it was 25 years until classic/collector status
i use to drive a 85 325, shit was a money pit.
I like how BMW's get really loud after a decade or so
I had a deep sounding exhaust on mine. shit was piiiiimp.
So you sold him? It sounds like a great pimpmobile to pick up the ladies
<img src=http://wp1016621.wp027.webpack.hosteurope.de/fotost/f00473/18.jpg>
decided to move, i miss her though :(
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i couple weeks ago i saw two pregnant teenagers smoking sitting beside each other
shit like that always gets me pissed. I was at a party and there were not too many people left and the brother of the kid who's party it was comes in claiming to give 2 grand to anyone who will kill his girlfriend. it was a joke, but none of us knew him. his girlfriend comes in a few minutes later with a cigarette behind her ear, looking like shes starving but has the baby buldge. first thing she says "I need a shot!", one of my friends got caught off guard i guess and blurts out "A SHOT!?", without even thinking she responds with "of alcohol..."
not a great story, but it kinda baffles me how stupid some people can be. Your own life, whatever, but if you're giving birth to new life (she struck me as a "Id never get an abortion" girl) atleast give it a chance
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The only other things I want to know is what kind of car he has.
88 bmw, he claims it'll be classic in '08, since it'll be 20 years since production.
I thought it was 25 years until classic/collector status
i use to drive a 85 325, shit was a money pit.
I like how BMW's get really loud after a decade or so
I had a deep sounding exhaust on mine. shit was piiiiimp.
So you sold him? It sounds like a great pimpmobile to pick up the ladies
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decided to move, i miss her though :(
sweet car
how's the sale of the other car going now?
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The only other things I want to know is what kind of car he has.
88 bmw, he claims it'll be classic in '08, since it'll be 20 years since production.
I thought it was 25 years until classic/collector status
i use to drive a 85 325, shit was a money pit.
I like how BMW's get really loud after a decade or so
I had a deep sounding exhaust on mine. shit was piiiiimp.
So you sold him? It sounds like a great pimpmobile to pick up the ladies
<img src=http://wp1016621.wp027.webpack.hosteurope.de/fotost/f00473/18.jpg>
decided to move, i miss her though :(
sweet car
how's the sale of the other car going now?
working on it now, probably just putting it back to stock.
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The only other things I want to know is what kind of car he has.
88 bmw, he claims it'll be classic in '08, since it'll be 20 years since production.
I thought it was 25 years until classic/collector status
i use to drive a 85 325, shit was a money pit.
I like how BMW's get really loud after a decade or so
I had a deep sounding exhaust on mine. shit was piiiiimp.
So you sold him? It sounds like a great pimpmobile to pick up the ladies
<img src=http://wp1016621.wp027.webpack.hosteurope.de/fotost/f00473/18.jpg>
decided to move, i miss her though :(
sweet car
how's the sale of the other car going now?
working on it now, probably just putting it back to stock.
Is your mind still set on buying a Touareg?
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http://patrickmacias.blogs.com/er/2007/09/darling-love-is.html
(http://patrickmacias.blogs.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/09/17/cupnude2.jpg)
(http://patrickmacias.blogs.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/09/17/cupnude3.jpg)
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I'm pretty sure I'd whore the fuck out of backside noseblunts if I could do them. I'd just take it up/down/across/over everything in sight; rails, ledges, fences, buckets, chainsaws, pepsi cans, large volumes of jello..
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i got two 12s i my deville and i bump all day er day
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focusing my account for the 3rd time was the dumbest thing ever. the internet is not the same without this blasted messageboard.
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heeeey, welcome back.
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focusing my account for the 3rd time was the dumbest thing ever. the internet is not the same without this blasted messageboard.
Hey Serg you ruled.
Please stay around for good this time.
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I thought Man Of The Year was a good movie. I am recommending it.
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I thought Man Of The Year was a good movie. I am recommending it.
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last night i drank whiskey at a friends with about 10 or so odd friends before we all went bowling, someone mixed me a drink in a gatorade bottle that was half whiskey half vodka mixed with sour puss
i don't remember getting to the bowling alley and left all my friends, walked half way across the city to a bar, then called a girl, went over to her apartment played with her cats, beat her at scrabble and drank more whiskey, then proceeded to another bar
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i just felt this picture needed to be posted somewhere
(http://ttp://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e163/bentwrenches/SFoMC9.jpg)
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Went to the thrift store today, looking for some brown cords.
I could not find a pair that fit me. Got a flannel shirt and a white t-shirt though.
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i saw control the other day, not enough new order in it
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Anyone know how to make a good beef stew and how to get a puppy to stop biting?
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confucius say, to stop puppy from biting, stop biting puppy
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Anyone know how to make a good beef stew and how to get a puppy to stop biting?
just make puppy stew instead. killing two birds with one stone there
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<img src="http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g117/timsanders/l_b40de4fe82476fe99404b06c49640bf0.jpg"> = <img src="http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g117/timsanders/beef-stew-recipe.jpg"> :)
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Anyone know how to make a good beef stew and how to get a puppy to stop biting?
Get a spray bottle and spray him in the face when he bites.
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<img src="http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g117/timsanders/l_b40de4fe82476fe99404b06c49640bf0.jpg"> = <img src="http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g117/timsanders/beef-stew-recipe.jpg"> :)
now your getting the hang of it man. the trick is to not let him know what is coming, then his muscles get all tense and then your just fucked. just shoot him and then made da stew.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_CUFEnZeeYw
nascargot
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Anyone have any tips on getting a fake I.D.? Especially in Philly.
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Anyone have any tips on getting a fake I.D.? Especially in Philly.
I had a fake from 19 till' 21, but i was looking for someone who made them for about 3 years before that. I think it's just luck to find the right person, but it shouldn't be so hard in philly. or just find someone that looks like you and is of age and offer to buy their ID.
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Anyone have any tips on getting a fake I.D.? Especially in Philly.
grow a beard, rock some denim, stuff a potato down your pants and keep a black shag rug under your shirt
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A year ago me and a friend of mine, who was 15 at the time, bought a bunch of forties using his older brother's I.D.
We just put his hood up, threw a cigarette behind his ear, and they sold them to us, no problem. Him and his brother didn't even look all that alike.
But yeah, I keep going back and forth about the I.D. thing. My brother turns 21 in nine months, so I may just hold out til then, but there's a liquor store that's literally a minute walk from my house and it keeps tempting me.
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just go back in time 22 years from now, make a clone of yourself, put a GPS signal on new old you, go back to the future, meet up with new old you, take his ID and your set. just make sure you dont come home one day and he's eating dinner with your family
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http://youtube.com/watch?v=n5VpJcXoXqc (http://youtube.com/watch?v=n5VpJcXoXqc)
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About how long was Fully Flared? Sorry if this has been answered on here already, but I try to stay out of the Fully Flared threads.
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I hope this guy I went to high school with accepts my Facebook friend request. If he does, you can expect some amazing pictures in the MySpace thread.
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WTF
http://youporn.com/watch/328
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WTF
http://youporn.com/watch/328
It sounds like she says "Kill grandma" at the start of the video.
Also, somebody wanna write me a poem about Stonehenge? I really don't wanna do it.
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Here You Go, My Ameribro.
Stonehenge Took 3000 Years To Build
In 1776, The British Were Killed
Is Stonehenge For Astronomy?
Is It A Religious Site?
Could It Be Exterrestrial?
In 1776, American Warships Raped Britain's Prized Vessel
Circular Stones We Shall Admire
Hard Work Made Men Perspire
Stonehenge's Location Is In The County Of Wiltshire
Too Bad In 1776 We Set Those Fucking Redcoats On Fire.
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I wound up just writing an awful one, but I'm dumb and got Stonehenge and Easter Island confused, so there are plentiful references to cannibalism in my poem. I think I'm just gonna send it as is, I don't feel like changing it.
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Bro, If You Fail, You're Getting Deported.
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man, other than steve nesser, the birdhouse video is baaaaad. it was all the same, atleast jeremy klein's part was bad in a different way.
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at least jeremy klein's part was bad in a different way.
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Has anyone done a bs 270 lipslide on a handrail, but come out fakie? I was thinking about that when I was falling asleep last night.
Also, is it true that in Canada they call "American cheese" "Canadian cheese"? That mediocre cheese is our namesake, you have no right to take it from us.
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is it true in Ohio they call spaghetti-o's "chilli"?
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I have seriously thought about this lately.. Do gay dudes get some kind of sexual satisfaction when they are taking a shit?
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the singer from Quiet Riot just kicked the bucket
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is it true in Ohio they call spaghetti-o's "chilli"?
no
at least i've never heard anyone call it that
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lPGud5z_SHE
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Has anyone done a bs 270 lipslide on a handrail, but come out fakie? I was thinking about that when I was falling asleep last night.
Also, is it true that in Canada they call "American cheese" "Canadian cheese"? That mediocre cheese is our namesake, you have no right to take it from us.
no, i dont know what cheese you are even referencing. cheddar?
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Has anyone done a bs 270 lipslide on a handrail, but come out fakie? I was thinking about that when I was falling asleep last night.
Also, is it true that in Canada they call "American cheese" "Canadian cheese"? That mediocre cheese is our namesake, you have no right to take it from us.
no, i dont know what cheese you are even referencing. cheddar?
Hmm, I've once again been led astray by NPR.
Here's the wiki page for American cheese, apparently it's sorta related to cheddar.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_cheese (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_cheese)
It tastes like mediocrity.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WyaRsoSLpsk
david clarks got some nifty shit in here.
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I can't afford to buy anyone Christmas gifts, and if I could, I'd probably just buy myself shit.
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i miss the inbox section of slap
i havent got around to brushing my teeth yet
i want to engage in sexual intercourse with my girlfriend
i want to skate but its way windy outside so im just watching the bearcats and valdasta state game
and i been thinking of ways i could fake my death
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i miss the inbox section of slap
i havent got around to brushing my teeth yet
i want to engage in sexual intercourse with my girlfriend
i want to skate but its way windy outside so im just watching the bearcats and valdasta state game
and i been thinking of ways i could fake my death
the 666th reply has been wasted.
On another note, does anyone have a dvr, cable, and a way to upload recorded television segments to the internet, that would like to help me with a potentially epic avatar?
If so, I'll be much in debt. Pm me, please.
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"the universal remomonster can only be killed by the bonesaber of zanikhalis"
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I live in Florida. My good friend Ola is moving back to Sweden in 5 days. :'(
I shot and edited this video as a tribute.
Ola's Horribly Wrong Day of Skateboarding
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrs96LKVypE
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I live in Florida. My good friend Ola is moving back to Sweden in 5 days. :'(
I shot and edited this video as a tribute.
Ola's Horribly Wrong Day of Skateboarding
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrs96LKVypE
best video i've seen on youtube in a long while. that switch hardflip was nuts! long live the Ola
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is it true in Ohio they call spaghetti-o's "chilli"?
at least i've never heard anyone call it that
:o
i thought Ohio was just a legend
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my girl friend was staying at my parents house in jersey for a few days but she went back to long island today. on one hand i am bummed that i dont have someone to have sex with nightly but on the other hand i get to skate more. soon we're moving to berlin for a semester with a few other friends. fuck yeahh
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http://youporn.com/watch/114302
this guy makes the weirdest noise ive ever heard when he cums.....you guys have to hear this shit
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(http://kapsi.fi/~anpurola/stupid/picture.php?img=1178488853691.jpg)
(http://kapsi.fi/~anpurola/stupid/picture.php?img=fillari2.jpg)
(http://kapsi.fi/~anpurola/stupid/picture.php?img=kuntoilukeskus.jpg)
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i want to get to 500 posts tonight
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i played poker for the first time last night
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mwrMdusKOMw&feature=related ???
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(http://issaquahhistory.org/sites/images/xxx-barrel.jpg)
I am about as stoked as this guy today. Anal and a job promotion!!
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I dont really feel like going to work today. Oh by the way I work at a skateshop in the mall.
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I dont really feel like going to work today. Oh by the way I work at a skateshop in the mall.
skating around the mall while it was closed was ill though.
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I put a cap a basehead that wanted to suck my dick for a hit. Twisted that niggas cap back fo real.
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i saw alice cooper at a sushi restaurant...
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I dont really feel like going to work today. Oh by the way I work at a skateshop in the mall.
skating around the mall while it was closed was ill though.
Ali and I skated through the mall at like 11 at night on longboards
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I dont really feel like going to work today. Oh by the way I work at a skateshop in the mall.
skating around the mall while it was closed was ill though.
Ali and I skated through the mall at like 11 at night on longboards
keep it down man, youre making us look bad
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I dont really feel like going to work today. Oh by the way I work at a skateshop in the mall.
skating around the mall while it was closed was ill though.
Ali and I skated through the mall at like 11 at night on longboards
keep it down man, youre making us look bad
ahah yeah that should go in the things you are stoked on but not stoked on thread
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i've honestly been considering wearing a velvet crown royal bag on my nuts. Maybe douse some baby powder in it? It would eliminate sticking to your thigh or being jumbled up inbetween your legs, and they would sit comfortably on baby powdered velvet. And when i girl gets your pants off, tell me it wouldnt be awesome to have one on just to see her reaction.
(http://pacificcoast.net/~greg/CrownRoyalBag.jpg)
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i've honestly been considering wearing a velvet crown royal bag on my nuts. Maybe douse some baby powder in it? It would eliminate sticking to your thigh or being jumbled up inbetween your legs, and they would sit comfortably on baby powdered velvet. And when i girl gets your pants off, tell me it wouldnt be awesome to have one on just to see her reaction.
(http://pacificcoast.net/~greg/CrownRoyalBag.jpg)
Man that looks like an extremely luxurious diaper.
And you know you'd have some weird sweat issues wearing that business. Purple lint all over your balls and shit.
baby powder dude, baaaaaby powder.
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Please wear it for one day at least.
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There should be a slap bomb shelter in the event of nuclear war or whatever end of the world scenario that goes down. It would be complete with the following:
massive amount of food and drink including booze
the smoothest flatground with some marble ledges etc and a nice mini ramp
massive quantities of boards from all companies in every size along with trucks wheels etc
jailbait vault full of underage girls that is heavily rotated, and when a bitch turns 18 she gets turned into compost or some shit and new clones of hannah montana are grown in the slap lab
marijuanna farm
the internets so we can all talk about shelter life
full staff of robots keeping things clean and in order, robotting around and shit
bomb shelters are interesting
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You created Utopia.
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You created Utopia.
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I fucking hate all of the sand / grit / salt they put on the ground in the winter. My bearings are fucked, and I can't sleep.
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i got my sleepign schedule back to normal in time for the end of the holiday but now i decided to just not sleep, so i guess i don't know why i put so much effort into it :X
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i've honestly been considering wearing a velvet crown royal bag on my nuts. Maybe douse some baby powder in it? It would eliminate sticking to your thigh or being jumbled up inbetween your legs, and they would sit comfortably on baby powdered velvet. And when i girl gets your pants off, tell me it wouldnt be awesome to have one on just to see her reaction.
(http://pacificcoast.net/~greg/CrownRoyalBag.jpg)
Man that looks like an extremely luxurious diaper.
And you know you'd have some weird sweat issues wearing that business. Purple lint all over your balls and shit.
baby powder dude, baaaaaby powder.
I dunno man, I just feel kind of weird thinking about purple velvet wedgies. If you do it though, we need a full report.
Got a litre of that shit sitting in the bag on my desk at home that I got form duty free. Cracking it friday and acting silly. And then yah maybe putting the sack on my sack.
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i've honestly been considering wearing a velvet crown royal bag on my nuts. Maybe douse some baby powder in it? It would eliminate sticking to your thigh or being jumbled up inbetween your legs, and they would sit comfortably on baby powdered velvet. And when i girl gets your pants off, tell me it wouldnt be awesome to have one on just to see her reaction.
(http://pacificcoast.net/~greg/CrownRoyalBag.jpg)
Man that looks like an extremely luxurious diaper.
And you know you'd have some weird sweat issues wearing that business. Purple lint all over your balls and shit.
baby powder dude, baaaaaby powder.
I dunno man, I just feel kind of weird thinking about purple velvet wedgies. If you do it though, we need a full report.
Got a litre of that shit sitting in the bag on my desk at home that I got form duty free. Cracking it friday and acting silly. And then yah maybe putting the sack on my sack.
lets do this
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Drinking the whiskey or just putting this idea into practice? I have a feeling one comes after the other.
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There should be a slap bomb shelter in the event of nuclear war or whatever end of the world scenario that goes down. It would be complete with the following:
massive amount of food and drink including booze
the smoothest flatground with some marble ledges etc and a nice mini ramp
massive quantities of boards from all companies in every size along with trucks wheels etc
jailbait vault full of underage girls that is heavily rotated, and when a bitch turns 18 she gets turned into compost or some shit and new clones of hannah montana are grown in the slap lab
marijuanna farm
the internets so we can all talk about shelter life
full staff of robots keeping things clean and in order, robotting around and shit
bomb shelters are interesting
lets just make a bio-dome and instead of just some ledges and a mini ramp, we can build the whackiest indoor park ever
i had to go to my doctor yesterday and i found out that somewhere along the lines, my immunization records got messed up. i had to get four shots and he jabbed them in the same hole. i have to go back in a month, then in three months to get the rest of them if i plan on going to college
i also stopped eating meat because lately i have been feeling like a complete wasteoid whenever i had it. i would feel sick to my stomach and really lazy/tired, so i just thought to myself "i'm over it"
i have also been wearing the same pair of clothes for the past two weeks without washing them
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I have this dream:
If I knew how to do it, Iīd love to create a website, Iīd call it something like www.spotguide.com or something, and it be a place where skateboarders can sign up and create a profile. And the purpose would be that I think every skateboarder loves skating with new people and showing around foreigners, giving them the tour and be the spotguide for their city. Maybe show them some cool bars n clubs for the night. Itīd be so cool. Whenever you went to a new city, you could contact someone from the website and heīd be your spotguide. Also if someone came to your city, youīd be their spotguide...I donīt know, but Iīm really stoked on the idea, maybe itīs just me...
What do you think?
do it grim!
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^ Ah fuck, everybody hates my idea.
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yea, it could be www.blownspots.com
dont you remember the jamie pool incident?
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yea, it could be www.blownspots.com
dont you remember the jamie pool incident?
yes, i know, thatīs the other side of it... but for example I think most slappals wouldnīt have a problem sharing their spots with other slappals...I never really got the "secret spot" thing though. I donīt understand why you would not want to have a session with people at a chill spot. Then again getting banned from spots doesnīt happen very much here, so maybe thatīs why i donīt care sharing spots...
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yea, it could be www.blownspots.com
dont you remember the jamie pool incident?
Not every skateboarder is cool, its sad but true. I would hate to show up to one of my fav spots and see some corey duffel looking fucks skating it and leaving their empty pbr cans and hairspray bottles all over. If you really want to skate a spot i'm sure you could find a tour guide.
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i remember that monsterskate had a spot guide type of thing
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background info: my mom's a slut, had me with a person she didn't see again, he was in prison, got out.. and i have never written him back, i really just don't want to be involved.. as selfish as it may seem.
but, today on myspace i get a message from a kid telling me he knows my dad and he's my brother, same thing happened to him.. positive it's real, this kid knows alot about the whole deal. he's only 11, but wow this is such a crazy feeling.. i almost feel bad though, because i'm hyped to see i have alot of family outside of my state, in bigger cities offering more skate spots. horrible :X
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i cant remember who but someone was looking for a kramer aluminum neck 8 string bass?
http://cgi.ebay.com/Kramer-8-string-Bass-Aluminum-Fork_W0QQitemZ150204259477QQihZ005QQcategoryZ33042QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem
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So is Sonic Burger good? I see all these commercials and think "that looks fucking awesome" but then it being an all drive through fucked me up. Same with checkers, so whats the deal?
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background info: my mom's a slut, had me with a person she didn't see again, he was in prison, got out.. and i have never written him back, i really just don't want to be involved.. as selfish as it may seem.
but, today on myspace i get a message from a kid telling me he knows my dad and he's my brother, same thing happened to him.. positive it's real, this kid knows alot about the whole deal. he's only 11, but wow this is such a crazy feeling.. i almost feel bad though, because i'm hyped to see i have alot of family outside of my state, in bigger cities offering more skate spots. horrible :X
How did the kid find you? How do you know that it is real? How could he possibly find you on myspace if not he was looking with all the knowledge about you, i.e. your name and stuff....
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So is Sonic Burger good? I see all these commercials and think "that looks fucking awesome" but then it being an all drive through fucked me up. Same with checkers, so whats the deal?
It's pretty meh, at least the burgers. Tater tots are pretty awesome though.
ya the commercials inspired me to infuse taters into my breakfast burritos
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So is Sonic Burger good? I see all these commercials and think "that looks fucking awesome" but then it being an all drive through fucked me up. Same with checkers, so whats the deal?
It's pretty meh, at least the burgers. Tater tots are pretty awesome though.
ya the commercials inspired me to infuse taters into my breakfast burritos
The Coneys and toaster sangwiches are good.
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toaster sandwiches and cherry limeade slushes are dabombshit
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Cherry limeade straight up or with rum = gooood!
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I've got a relative that works for Sonic corporate so I get all of these free coupons all the time.
the best things at Sonic are the drinks and the desserts. Its all about the cherry limeades, ocean water, chocolate cream pie shakes, and strawberry cream slushes. As far as food goes, the burgers and sandwiches aren't that great, but the chili cheese frito wrap is aweseome. I usually get one of those with jalapeno's and a corndog. The BLT is also pretty good, but I'm not sure if they have those anymore.
now, if I can only find an A&W near here, i'd truly be in heaven
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(http://content.ytmnd.com/content/c/2/3/c23238e19e2925a5879e7622187bfdd5.gif)
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(http://content.ytmnd.com/content/c/2/3/c23238e19e2925a5879e7622187bfdd5.gif)
if i was the guy in red i would be terrified
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First of all, where I live, you are allowed to buy cigarettes n beer when youīre 16.
Yesterday when I wanted to buy a pack of cigs, the woman at the counter asked me "are you already 16?"....and Iīm 21. So she thought I was younger than 16, which means she would have guessed Iīm 15or younger...I laughed. I didnīt get mad...asked her if she wants to see an ID. But when I thought about it later that day it made me feel weird...
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When I stayed in brooklyn there was a white castle at the end of the street. I was so pumped when I saw it, but then my friends got like 30 slyders or something and I just looked at them and decided it was not my thing.
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I just started a new semester this week, and in my digital photo class there is a jason lee, a kelly hart, a james thomas, and to top it off, our professor is pam anderson... kinda weird.
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holy shit
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(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i281/LI_babies/000_0235.jpg)
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I just started a new semester this week, and in my digital photo class there is a jason lee, a kelly hart, a james thomas, and to top it off, our professor is pam anderson... kinda weird.
lLke pam anderson type chick? Or Pam Anderson actually is your professor? In any case I think you are going to have to get a picture up.
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I just started a new semester this week, and in my digital photo class there is a jason lee, a kelly hart, a james thomas, and to top it off, our professor is pam anderson... kinda weird.
lLke pam anderson type chick? Or Pam Anderson actually is your professor? In any case I think you are going to have to get a picture up.
no, shes like 55 and kinda fat. but her name is Pam Anderson.
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I just started a new semester this week, and in my digital photo class there is a jason lee, a kelly hart, a james thomas, and to top it off, our professor is pam anderson... kinda weird.
lLke pam anderson type chick? Or Pam Anderson actually is your professor? In any case I think you are going to have to get a picture up.
those are all the names of people in his class. his professors name is pam anderson.. i really dont know how well i would do in a class if pam anderson was really my teacher though
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i probably wouldnt go because i couldn't look at her disgusting plastic outer shell
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Or because I knew her box was waxed. I kinda always have to have that air of enigma. Same with underpants.
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http://youtube.com/watch?v=dopLg4SqzpA (http://youtube.com/watch?v=dopLg4SqzpA)
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I just started a new semester this week, and in my digital photo class there is a jason lee, a kelly hart, a james thomas, and to top it off, our professor is pam anderson... kinda weird.
lLke pam anderson type chick? Or Pam Anderson actually is your professor? In any case I think you are going to have to get a picture up.
no, shes like 55 and kinda fat. but her name is Pam Anderson.
haha fuck I actually fully did not understand that at all.. totally misinterpreted. I thought there were Photos taken by Jason lee, Jamie Thomas and Kelly Hart in your class, and for some reason Pam Anderson herself was your teacher. I don't know what my fucking problem is.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dTJu9XDRrUg :D
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ah
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VXr7IRNDOlA (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VXr7IRNDOlA)
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My hobbies include being quiet during trips, clapping along to songs, and diabetes
(http://images.wikia.com/simpsons/images/6/66/Rodflanders2.gif)
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my dog taking on a much larger dog
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W0U7Isoaa6U
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my dog taking on a much larger dog
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W0U7Isoaa6U
at one point it looks like your dogs eyes are going to bulge out of his head, dog rules
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v4pWswDOJTk&feature=related
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(http://www.uberg33k.com/albums/Funny/1162697843444_G.jpg)
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my dog taking on a much larger dog
http://youtube.com/watch?v=2oqapfLjru4
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my dog taking on a much larger dog
http://youtube.com/watch?v=2oqapfLjru4
Reminded me of Greco's Baker3 intro.
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guess it's a breed thing
my dog kind of lost his mind a bit after the tug a war. he started trying to fight bigger dogs, we ended up having to leave the park.
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my dog taking on a much larger dog
http://youtube.com/watch?v=2oqapfLjru4
Was that Quickness playing?
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http://youtube.com/watch?v=2oqapfLjru4
Was that Quickness playing?
No, it's "Intro" from "I Against I"
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So just cause something says dry clean only, can I still wash it myself?
I don't feel like paying for dry cleaning.
Also, the premise for the video for "Same Girl" doesn't make sense, does it?
I mean, it could work out, but I dunno.
Like, they would have to drive the same car, have matching tattoos, live in the same house, go to school and get a job at the same place, and both go by the same nickname.
Dammit R.Kelly, you are a riddler.
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So just cause something says dry clean only, can I still wash it myself?
I don't feel like paying for dry cleaning.
Also, the premise for the video for "Same Girl" doesn't make sense, does it?
I mean, it could work out, but I dunno.
Like, they would have to drive the same car, have matching tattoos, live in the same house, go to school and get a job at the same place, and both go by the same nickname.
Dammit R.Kelly, you are a riddler.
depends on the garment. what says dry clean only?
twins are weird, i went to highschool with matt and pat and they drove the same kind of car.
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80% cotton, 20% cashmere sweater.
I think I could wash it, but real big on one of the labels on it, it says "Professional dry clean only", so I dunno.
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put it in with not a lot of stuff and on the gentle cycle and cold. should be fine.
aaaaaaand dont be it int he dryer, hang it on a plastic hanger
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Do you put the sweater in lingerie bag also?
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put it in with not a lot of stuff and on the gentle cycle and cold. should be fine.
aaaaaaand dont be it int he dryer, hang it on a plastic hanger
Alright, I'll go for it.
And yeah, I never use a dryer. I've got a rack thing that I put them all on.
They take a little longer to dry, but I'm too afraid of them shrinking to put them in the dryer.
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greg lutzka is off bones, and on ricta
bones just got that much cooler. just need to get rid of that sheckler clown.
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i like to play this game called "which one of these is not like the others"
(http://www.thecobrasnake.com/partyphotos/southamerican/images/IMG_5630.jpg)
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my dad is a giants fan
and a wee bit too drunk
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http://humantransformers.ytmnd.com/ (http://humantransformers.ytmnd.com/)
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http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/bradford/7204543.stm
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i like to play this game called "which one of these is not like the others"
(http://www.thecobrasnake.com/partyphotos/southamerican/images/IMG_5630.jpg)
im going to guess the chick with a coconut on top of her head
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i like to play this game called "which one of these is not like the others"
(http://www.thecobrasnake.com/partyphotos/southamerican/images/IMG_5630.jpg)
maybe the two boys
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cheese spread
cool board
http://www.blitzdistribution.com/pop_ups/baker_55.jpg
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put it in with not a lot of stuff and on the gentle cycle and cold. should be fine.
aaaaaaand dont be it int he dryer, hang it on a plastic hanger
Alright, I'll go for it.
And yeah, I never use a dryer. I've got a rack thing that I put them all on.
They take a little longer to dry, but I'm too afraid of them shrinking to put them in the dryer.
Don't do it! It's cashmere! it'll get blotchy marks if not rinsed thoroughly.
That blonde dude in that picture is hawt.
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if only it was real...
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if only it was real...
(http://i233.photobucket.com/albums/ee142/shadowgli/Girlcard.png)
I'd like to see more of that scene.
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^^ Hmmmm... birds eye view huh?
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<<< 420 bro.
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take a closer look
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take a closer look
Aaaaaha! dookie.
word.
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Aaaaaha! dookie.
word.
!!!!!!!!!
that's awesome.
Would a "posts of the day" thread be a rad idea? and people can submit quotes of greatness? There's just too many gems to possibly sig' them all.
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Also, the premise for the video for "Same Girl" doesn't make sense, does it?
I mean, it could work out, but I dunno.
Like, they would have to drive the same car, have matching tattoos, live in the same house, go to school and get a job at the same place, and both go by the same nickname.
Dammit R.Kelly, you are a riddler.
yeah seriously, that video is fucked. and at the end kellz and usher are just like 'oh whatevs they're twins, we got fooled' but what the fuck?
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http://youtube.com/watch?v=ubxf3F0CULE
from the fresh soundtrack of need for speed.
this song gives bros a reason to wake up in the morning, and go for it.
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so my friend just got a pretty sick house, full pool table big screen tv and all that shit, real chill spot. and we were talkin aobut building a ramp in the back yard. but the cost is killler, aya know ? so.. we figured people rent out halls and throw bachelor parties, those $20 a ticket jump offs? so we were thinking, throw like a mini ramp fundraiser benefit party.. get some strippers, $20 a head.. few kegs.. maybe we can raise some dough, seems likea good idea? anyone know how much money people usually raise at one of these?
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Has anyone else had one of those nights where, for some reason, you start reminiscing and it goes on for a while? I'm at the tail end of one of them. Pretty crazy.
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Has anyone else had one of those nights where, for some reason, you start reminiscing and it goes on for a while? I'm at the tail end of one of them. Pretty crazy.
when im baked
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japanese hornets massacring bees (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6fTrSOFyfxs)
epic shit.
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the bees fight back! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lUQt6TP2ank)
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crazy fucking indian carnival well of death thing (http://jalopnik.com/cars/hoon-of-the-day/hoon-of-the-day-who-will-survive-the-indian-well-of-death-329866.php?autoplay=true)
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japanese hornets massacring bees (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6fTrSOFyfxs)
epic shit.
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i was about to post that, so awesome how the bees turned the tables on the hornets. those things are fucking deadly. from wiki...
"An allergic human stung by the giant hornet may die from an allergic reaction to the venom; but the venom contains a neurotoxin called mandaratoxin[4] which can be lethal to people who are not allergic if the dose is sufficient. About 70 people die each year in Japan after being stung by giant hornets.
A few interesting notes on Vespa mandarinia's venom and stinger:
* The venom contains at least eight distinct chemicals, some of which damage tissue, some of which cause pain, and at least one which has an odor that attracts more hornets to the victim.
* The venom contains 5% acetylcholine, a greater concentration than is present in bee or other wasp venoms. Acetylcholine stimulates the pain nerve fibres, intensifying the pain of the sting.
* Vespa mandarinia uses its large crushing mandibles, rather than its sting, to kill prey.
* The venom of the Asian giant hornet is more toxic than that of most other bees or wasps, giving this species one of the greatest lethal capacities per colony.
* The enzyme in the venom is so strong that it can dissolve human tissue.
* Like all hornets, V. mandarinia has a barbless stinger, allowing it to sting repeatedly."
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fucking gnarly beasts they are
how to be a gentleman (http://www.noob.us/humor/how-to-be-a-gentleman/)
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(http://www.geenstijl.nl/archives/images/coreypartyboy.jpg)
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I need recommendations on a new coffee pot.
I'm on like the 4th coffee pot in 3 years, it sucks. They all claim to be "non drip" but after a few months, they all turn to shit, like the filtering part fills up with water and grounds spill over the filter itself into the pot. Shit sucks, but there's also no way I'm shelling out $500+ dollars on a resturant quality one. Am I pretty much fucked?
???
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I need recommendations on a new coffee pot.
I'm on like the 4th coffee pot in 3 years, it sucks. They all claim to be "non drip" but after a few months, they all turn to shit, like the filtering part fills up with water and grounds spill over the filter itself into the pot. Shit sucks, but there's also no way I'm shelling out $500+ dollars on a resturant quality one. Am I pretty much fucked?
???
I've got one of these and it seriously kicks ass. Next to the Kitchenaide mixer it's my favorite appliance.
(http://www.espressoyourselfcoffeeandtea.com/images/prods/272.jpg)
http://shopping.msn.com/prices/shp/?itemId=62422119,stext=Cuisinart%20Coffee%20Makers
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japanese hornets massacring bees (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6fTrSOFyfxs)
epic shit.
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the bees fight back! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lUQt6TP2ank)
www.japanesebugfights.com
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Seems like Iīm starting my birthday sober and on slap...way to kick my last birthday in the ass... :)
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I need recommendations on a new coffee pot.
I'm on like the 4th coffee pot in 3 years, it sucks. They all claim to be "non drip" but after a few months, they all turn to shit, like the filtering part fills up with water and grounds spill over the filter itself into the pot. Shit sucks, but there's also no way I'm shelling out $500+ dollars on a resturant quality one. Am I pretty much fucked?
???
(http://www.espressoyourselfcoffeeandtea.com/images/prods/272.jpg)
http://shopping.msn.com/prices/shp/?itemId=62422119,stext=Cuisinart%20Coffee%20Makers
Thanks! That is a reasonable price. Bookmark'd!
How does it work? the kind I'm a custom to is like the standard with the glass pot, and it brews it all at the same time. The description of that one says 12 cups, so I assume you don't insert individual packets of grounds per cup?
Edit:
Cuisinart's Coffee on Demand has a simple "press to serve" lever that delivers up to 12 cups of hot coffee, cup by cup, from a double-wall reservoir. 24-hour programmability, auto shutoff, and contemporary styling makes this one of the easiest and most elegant coffee makers available. Model: DCC-2000
This sounds very nice
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Yeah it's super nice. It's got a brass filter on it so there's no more paper filters to buy. And the storage tank that holds the coffee never burns it like glass pots do if you leave them on all day.
No pot, you just stick your cup under the spout and pull down the lever.
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taken March 23, 2007
(http://i260.photobucket.com/albums/ii36/ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff/big.jpg)
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grecs?
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Yeah it's super nice. It's got a brass filter on it so there's no more paper filters to buy. And the storage tank that holds the coffee never burns it like glass pots do if you leave them on all day.
No pot, you just stick your cup under the spout and pull down the lever.
man, so stoked. but sort of bummed on the type a' shit I'mma blow my tax return on :-\
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grecs?
Boulala
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http://youtube.com/watch?v=52zSRV_Kgfw
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whatever happened to jesco black? i hope he wasnt bannd just for being a jackass, dude wasnt that bad of a charachter
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http://youtube.com/watch?v=wzlxSVft4rE
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http://youtube.com/watch?v=52zSRV_Kgfw
holy shit. that could have had its own thread
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http://youtube.com/watch?v=uSmwJ6OgWko
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Beat it Kook!!
http://www.beatitkook.com/ (http://www.beatitkook.com/)
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has anyone else noticed how Jason Dill has guest tricks in a lot of really good skaters parts. i.e. Arto in sorry, Gino in yeah right, AVE in dc, i think theres more
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Beat it Kook!!
http://www.beatitkook.com/ (http://www.beatitkook.com/)
Worst shirts ever?
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has anyone else noticed how Jason Dill has guest tricks in a lot of really good skaters parts. i.e. Arto in sorry, Gino in yeah right, AVE in dc, i think theres more
i always wondered why he had a guest trick in AVE's part when they noth had parts in the same video
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is anyone on here taking aderol? i have a question
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a single globule of sweat just rolled down my inner arm
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is anyone on here taking aderol? i have a question
What is it? I used to when I was a freshmen.
And it's adderall, silly.
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ahh shit, thanks marty ill pm you
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i fucking love adeereaol
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anybody notice all the coverage joey pepper got in the new transworld? DAMN.
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anyone here no how to do no comply flips off parking blocks? how do you get it to flip? do you make it hit the inside of your leg?
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dudes in the hannah montana thread are creepin' me out
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does anybody know the specs on the cameras used to film the fully flared intro? im in a debate with someone.
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does anybody know the specs on the cameras used to film the fully flared intro? im in a debate with someone.
There's a Ty interview over in useless somewhere and I think he says.
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does anybody know the specs on the cameras used to film the fully flared intro? im in a debate with someone.
There's a Ty interview over in useless somewhere and I think he says.
http://www.skateperception.com/viewspot/19/
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anyone here no how to do no comply flips off parking blocks? how do you get it to flip? do you make it hit the inside of your leg?
put your toe on the edge of the tail
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does anybody know the specs on the cameras used to film the fully flared intro? im in a debate with someone.
Hd and normal VXs.
Everything is mini DV except the life style shots, double angles of certain tricks and all the other gay unnecessary shit.
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20 minutes till democratic debate
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anyone know why gifninja is down?
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I saw Guardian Angels walking the streets of my town tonight. After spending the evening in Philly, I was astounded. I guess we're that ghetto now.
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does anybody know the specs on the cameras used to film the fully flared intro? im in a debate with someone.
Hd and normal VXs.
Everything is mini DV except the life style shots, double angles of certain tricks and all the other gay unnecessary shit.
A lot was filmed with the Panasonic p2's, they have solid state memory sticks that let you get that super clean slo-mo.
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Anyone know of a good, durable cell phone I could get for a relatively cheap price?
I dropped my phone a few weeks ago, and for some reason, it got fucked up last night, and I doubt it'll work again.
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im lookin for some girls wit dat booty meat
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I'm watching Half Baked... mannnnnnnn.
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Wrong thread dude... that was great!
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alright so when i go to other peoples houses i see that they throw their toilet paper, from taking a shit, in a trashcan next to the toilet
i personally flush that shit down the toilet
whats up with that, could someone who does the trashcan thing explain to me
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alright so when i go to other peoples houses i see that they throw their toilet paper, from taking a shit, in a trashcan next to the toilet
i personally flush that shit down the toilet
whats up with that, could someone who does the trashcan thing explain to me
The only place ive seen that is in third world countries with bad piping systems.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M01363vzfko&feature=related
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(http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/02_01/LionBAR0602_468x393.jpg)
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anyone here no how to do no comply flips off parking blocks? how do you get it to flip? do you make it hit the inside of your leg?
put your toe on the edge of the tail
And don't hit it off of your leg, just let the block do the work for you
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http://www.volkszone.com/VZi/showthread.php?t=423464 (http://www.volkszone.com/VZi/showthread.php?t=423464)
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Oh my god, I almost started a new thread for this one
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/72476 (http://www.theonion.com/content/node/72476)
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http://www.theonion.com/content/video/use_of_n_word_may_end_porn_stars
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Oh my god, I almost started a new thread for this one
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/72476 (http://www.theonion.com/content/node/72476)
AWESOME
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alright so when i go to other peoples houses i see that they throw their toilet paper, from taking a shit, in a trashcan next to the toilet
i personally flush that shit down the toilet
whats up with that, could someone who does the trashcan thing explain to me
The only place ive seen that is in third world countries with bad piping systems.
People do it because pipes are too thin and they're afraid that things get stuck. By "people" I mean people and not myself by the way. I even flush extra stuff, just because the motherfuck I can!
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I have kind of a toncoxhox kind of question. Can you really go online and order pharmaceuticals like xanax legally?
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http://www.theonion.com/content/video/in_the_know_do_you_remember_life
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http://cgi.ebay.com/Segway-i2-Personal-Transporter-brand-new-sealed-in-box_W0QQitemZ180212814981QQihZ008QQcategoryZ47351QQrdZ1QQssPageNameZWD10VQQcmdZViewItem?_trksid=p1638.m127
How many pay checks would this cost?
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i think my favorite walking down the street game is "you dont skate".
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http://youtube.com/watch?v=uSmwJ6OgWko
haha that put me in the best mood
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Oh my god, I almost started a new thread for this one
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/72476 (http://www.theonion.com/content/node/72476)
oh my god, that woman fully wished that kid to die.
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I hope you're aware that it was a fake news story. This girl I know wasn't;
For some reason...I felt like this was fake when I was watching it...
I mean..c'mon...They said they hope the kid dies soon so they can stop granting him wishes...that's horrible.
Where the hell are the kids' parents? I'm sure they'd be able to tell him that's enough, and I'm pretty sure the make a wish foundation doesn't need to keep going back to him regardless...People aren't going to look at them badly for refusing any more wishes to this kid regardless of their slogan...
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This is a great read too; http://www.theonion.com/content/node/33930
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I think getting killed by this would be humiliating.
http://www.geekologie.com/2008/02/the_hello_kitty_ar15_is_just_s.php (http://www.geekologie.com/2008/02/the_hello_kitty_ar15_is_just_s.php)
(http://www.geekologie.com/2008/02/11/hello-kitty-1.jpg)
(http://www.geekologie.com/2008/02/11/hello-kitty-3.jpg)
(http://www.geekologie.com/2008/02/11/helly-kitty-5.jpg)
Would you hit it?
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attractive lady
pink machine gun
weights in front of the fireplace
what the hell is going on here?
(http://www.geekologie.com/2008/02/11/helly-kitty-5.jpg)
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attractive lady
pink machine gun
weights in front of the fireplace
what the hell is going on here?
(http://www.geekologie.com/2008/02/11/helly-kitty-5.jpg)
(http://i173.photobucket.com/albums/w70/SW33TSphoto/beating_heart.gif)
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attractive lady
pink machine gun
weights in front of the fireplace
what the hell is going on here?
(http://www.geekologie.com/2008/02/11/helly-kitty-5.jpg)
I bet she's 45, rich, self-sufficient, but still needs a cock to fill that aching void inside her soul.
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Where are the pictures of her (attractive Asian queen) with the gun in her (attractive Asian queen) puss?
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Sorry Jeff,
All I could find was this old diagram of the fatal effects of masturbation. I hope this helps.
(http://www.ldolphin.org/mastdeath.jpg)
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8UDhP4yqwYE
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http://www.theonion.com/content/video/use_of_n_word_may_end_porn_stars
Adam Chazen
masturbator
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http://www.theonion.com/content/video/live_from_congress_representativ_0 (http://www.theonion.com/content/video/live_from_congress_representativ_0)
This is my new favorite website.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jwf_jTYOOuA
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http://i32.tinypic.com/vytdw0.jpg
http://i32.tinypic.com/2poa9ap.jpg
http://i26.tinypic.com/b7fd4n.jpg
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http://www.theonion.com/content/node/30832
crazy french dudes dangling from a fucking high crane without wires
http://www.snotr.com/video/871
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Is it weird that the Osiris D3 is still selling for $70?
http://search.ebay.com/search/search.dll?from=R40&_trksid=m37&satitle=osiris+d3
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Is it weird that the Osiris D3 is still selling for $70?
http://search.ebay.com/search/search.dll?from=R40&_trksid=m37&satitle=osiris+d3
Oh yes it is, but the real mindfuck is that 17 people have placed bids so far.
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Is it weird that the Osiris D3 is still selling for $70?
http://search.ebay.com/search/search.dll?from=R40&_trksid=m37&satitle=osiris+d3
I'm gonna say ravers are maybe getting their raves on in them?
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This is a video of my friend singing "I would do anything for love" by Meatloaf at Karaoke night.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WBNC5Sr5PeI
(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WBNC5Sr5PeI)
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This is a video of my friend singing "I would do anything for love" by Meatloaf at Karaoke night.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WBNC5Sr5PeI
(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WBNC5Sr5PeI)
Is that Jam?
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http://i32.tinypic.com/vytdw0.jpg
http://i32.tinypic.com/2poa9ap.jpg
http://i26.tinypic.com/b7fd4n.jpg
so rad!
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anybody else drinking on slap right now?
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anybody else drinking on slap right now?
i have been on slap drunk before
a 1 ton mouse that lived 4 million years ago
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weirdworld/2008/01/16/scientists-discover-one-ton-mouse-that-lived-four-million-years-ago-89520-20287233/
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This shit had me cracking up.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=qcofZqccSQA (http://youtube.com/watch?v=qcofZqccSQA)
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weird
(http://i245.photobucket.com/albums/gg54/photobucketisreallybad/youtube_hacked.jpg)
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This shit me cracking up.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=qcofZqccSQA (http://youtube.com/watch?v=qcofZqccSQA)
amazing
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This shit me cracking up.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=qcofZqccSQA (http://youtube.com/watch?v=qcofZqccSQA)
amazing
hahah old man bites tenerly
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(http://mehringphoto.com/cache/skateboarding/p7_05.jpg_695.jpg)
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http://youtube.com/watch?v=SmqXKbxDoJ0&feature=related
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(http://mehringphoto.com/cache/skateboarding/p7_05.jpg_695.jpg)
Yay....
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http://www.supersizedmeals.com/food/article.php/20080212-The_Meat_Ship
(http://www.supersizedmeals.com/food/images/articles/20080212-The_Meat_Ship_12.jpg)
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after about 9 or 10 no-doze, a nigga start tweakin and cant even feel his face.
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http://www.supersizedmeals.com/food/article.php/20080212-The_Meat_Ship
(http://www.supersizedmeals.com/food/images/articles/20080212-The_Meat_Ship_12.jpg)
(http://i177.photobucket.com/albums/w223/graham1101/happy-pig.jpg)
: (
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This is probably worth it's own thread http://bobshirt.com/NSNG/ALFNEXT.html
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This is probably worth it's own thread http://bobshirt.com/NSNG/ALFNEXT.html
SO GOOD! Thanks for that :)
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This is probably worth it's own thread http://bobshirt.com/NSNG/ALFNEXT.html
Wow! Sick part. Who was that? Was it really a dude named ALF? I don't remember him. That was sick he had Freestyle Fellowship in his part. Man, I also never heard of a nollie back heel back then. Again, sick part! Thanks for putting that up!!
Actually, dude, that is a sick site!
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This is probably worth it's own thread http://bobshirt.com/NSNG/ALFNEXT.html
Fuck yeah, that was ill!
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New anti-piracy campaign.
http://www.maniacworld.com/Best-Anti-Piracy-Ad.html (http://www.maniacworld.com/Best-Anti-Piracy-Ad.html)
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Damn! I wish I could see that old Alfonzo Rawls video. (stupid quicktime grrr!)
Here's the preview for the new Epicly Later'd with Ethan Fowler
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WsqwOjIyuz4
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i need a quick way to lose a lot of weight
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bulimia, maybe meth
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i need a quick way to lose a lot of weight
Get more Addies, that's how I got skinny.
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ive been looking. if i get a steady supply ill let you know.
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i need a quick way to lose a lot of weight
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(http://lovebryan.com/friends/mikebelleme/data/upimages/dirty_on_beach_1.jpg)
http://www.lovebryan.com/features/uncledirty.php
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i have to make hundreds of useless posts to get to where i used to be so i could be cool.
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what the fuuuuuuck. just turned on the tv... Sean Michaels and Rick Flair are still wrestling?
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don't fuck with the four horsemen
(http://i2.iofferphoto.com/img/item/348/028/56/o_WWE_FOUR_HORSEMEN.jpg)
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bulimia, maybe meth
If you think you can handle it meth works well you may need a good detox after but you will lose it. also if you just stop eating that will work to and if you live in canada the free health care will take care of some of it. plus you can at least buy a few xbox games with the money you save
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This dude is just plain awesome.
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1698863
And this one is probably not as cool as the minority report thing, but it's definately more realistic.
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1772009
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(http://www.crailtap.com/c3/newrandoms/instant_canadian.jpg)
I found this little guy on crailtap a minute ago.
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(http://lovebryan.com/friends/mikebelleme/data/upimages/dirty_on_beach_1.jpg)
http://www.lovebryan.com/features/uncledirty.php
Nobody has anything to say about this?
Has the internet desensitized all of you, that you no longer recognize awesome when you see it?
And does the period at the end of my name look dumb? Somebody already took "marty".
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dude, i know how you feel.
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(http://lovebryan.com/friends/mikebelleme/data/upimages/dirty_on_beach_1.jpg)
http://www.lovebryan.com/features/uncledirty.php
Nobody has anything to say about this?
Has the internet desensitized all of you, that you no longer recognize awesome when you see it?
And does the period at the end of my name look dumb? Somebody already took "marty".
Uncle dirt would make a great cartoon/comic book character.
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For all you Kurtis Colamonico haters...I found this today.
el Vortex wrestle o gram...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=hNSZ2NshgpQ
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Courtesy of Enjoi:
"Recently, teenage burnout and high school drop-out Nick Trapasso takes a little jab at DARKSTAR in a recent interview in a un-mentioned skateboard publication. He says, and I quote-" I'm definitely supporting the good companies for sure. I'm not trying to ride for DARKSTAR"..end quote. Well my brain fried little turd, that's just rude. I'm sure you will have a great life after skateboarding. Just be sure to get the orders right when you have to wait on tables, and smile or you won't get a good tip."
Big words coming from such an incredibly kooky company.
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Courtesy of Enjoi:
"Recently, teenage burnout and high school drop-out Nick Trapasso takes a little jab at DARKSTAR in a recent interview in a un-mentioned skateboard publication. He says, and I quote-" I'm definitely supporting the good companies for sure. I'm not trying to ride for DARKSTAR"..end quote. Well my brain fried little turd, that's just rude. I'm sure you will have a great life after skateboarding. Just be sure to get the orders right when you have to wait on tables, and smile or you won't get a good tip."
Big words coming from such an incredibly kooky company.
peep http://www.darkstarwood.com/ (http://www.darkstarwood.com/) and see the photo they put up on their blog "Nick Trapass-a-homo"
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Courtesy of Enjoi:
"Recently, teenage burnout and high school drop-out Nick Trapasso takes a little jab at DARKSTAR in a recent interview in a un-mentioned skateboard publication. He says, and I quote-" I'm definitely supporting the good companies for sure. I'm not trying to ride for DARKSTAR"..end quote. Well my brain fried little turd, that's just rude. I'm sure you will have a great life after skateboarding. Just be sure to get the orders right when you have to wait on tables, and smile or you won't get a good tip."
Big words coming from such an incredibly kooky company.
way to make it sound like enjoi said it
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I'm under the impression Artichoke didn't know Darkstar originally wrote that.
Cap'n obvious, signing out!
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"incredibly kooky company" implies otherwise
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You guys should come meet me at FDR after my job interview. We'll get warmed up and go cruise around the city. It's going to be perfect hoody weather this afternoon. Toodles.
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what time? if its not prime time at fdr i want to skate except i have a crit until 4.
edit: and by that i mean im going to start drinking at noon and pass out in the parking lot of fdr
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I'll be there by 11:30. I have to go to my job interview but hit me up and I'll come pick you up. And by that, I mean help you drink and fall all over FDR. It doesn't get busy there until 3 or 4ish.
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if i have money ill take the subway and if im not so drunk that i can still walk i will skate, will you be there around 4ish still?
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Why don't I come get you? I'll take a break and scoop you up at 4.
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k. my sidekick will obviously be there too. attached for life.
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i feel like im watching an instant message
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yea apology. on another note, i just found out this girl i went to highschool with has hiv. weird.
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Courtesy of Enjoi:
"Recently, teenage burnout and high school drop-out Nick Trapasso takes a little jab at DARKSTAR in a recent interview in a un-mentioned skateboard publication. He says, and I quote-" I'm definitely supporting the good companies for sure. I'm not trying to ride for DARKSTAR"..end quote. Well my brain fried little turd, that's just rude. I'm sure you will have a great life after skateboarding. Just be sure to get the orders right when you have to wait on tables, and smile or you won't get a good tip."
Big words coming from such an incredibly kooky company.
This can definitely justify it's own thread. USELESS WOODEN TOY BANTER maybe?
Fuck it, I'll make one:
http://www.slapmagazine.com/index.php?option=com_smf&Itemid=33&topic=23033.0
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I'm under the impression Artichoke didn't know Darkstar originally wrote that.
Cap'n obvious, signing out!
I was really tired and buzzed last night.
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Why don't I come get you? I'll take a break and scoop you up at 4.
woah man, take it easy on her.
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I'm under the impression Artichoke didn't know Darkstar originally wrote that.
Cap'n obvious, signing out!
I was really tired and buzzed last night.
haha, I was buzzed when I defended your buzzed post.
Matter o' fact, I'm buzzed right now
hurray for burnin out! :D
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:-\
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:'(
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Okay, so I happen to have committed to a bet a few hours ago. It's not yet decided what I'll have to do or what my opponent shall do.
He was thinking about something along the lines of making me eat a teaspoon of cinnamon (powder) or 20 pretzel sticks in a minute. Cinnamon will make me puke and the pretzel sticks are near to impossible as well.
If I lose, I get slapped in the face with a marinated pork steak. Pussyish bet, i know, but it was more of a boredom thing to provoke a bet like that.
Now my question to you guys:
What can I make him do, that seems simple, but is practically impossible. I am convinced there are a thousand things you can come up with. I can't.
It is also possible that we get handcuffed together and wait who's going to resign earlier. (I've been holding in a nice and big deuce with coffee aroma for that case).
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those are some of the pussiest wagers i've ever heard.
we use to play a game called if i make this shot, i think you can figure that out.
dude had to wait for a minivan, then run across the street nude with a boner while pissing.
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Seinfeld might be making a tv comeback!
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Seinfeld might be making a tv comeback!
woooa woa woa.
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Seinfeld might be making a tv comeback!
shut the fuck up you may break my heart if this isnt true
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aw fuck, it turns out it wasn't true after all :'(
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isn't that okay though? jerry seinfeld is a pretty big whore now.
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aw fuck, it turns out it wasn't true after all :'(
you broke my heart
on another note, i just found out my sister does this blog and its really fucking hilarious
http://welcometosutherland.blogspot.com/
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How not to release a bear
http://www.stupidity.org/how_not_to_release_a_bear892.php
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I don't even know
http://208.99.67.143/7h2sg5/020308/media.php?media=snuffx-dot-com-suicidejumper.flv
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I don't even know
http://208.99.67.143/7h2sg5/020308/media.php?media=snuffx-dot-com-suicidejumper.flv
wow that can't be real
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Probably not. Still fucking nuts.
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very i heard that 1 in 30 people seriously think about killing them selves or try to do it
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Your fucking counselor is wasting your time, bitch.
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anybody want this?
(http://i233.photobucket.com/albums/ee89/tooniefromslapmagazine/rickk.gif)
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anybody want this?
(http://i233.photobucket.com/albums/ee89/tooniefromslapmagazine/rickk.gif)
yes thank you
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time life music commercials are the best, the uptown saturday night collection commercial is on right now. my favorite one is for the soul story compilation, hands down. i also like the one where they reanimated peter fonda and he's wearing the leather jacket and the red tinted sunglasses and he doesn't blink for the whole commercial. kewl clips, dope music.
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very i heard that 1 in 30 people seriously think about killing them selves or try to do it
I'm actually suprised it's that low. I figured it was 1 in 10 or something, especially with how fucking moody people are nowadays.
ps: I'm not talking about anyone on here, I'm just sayin...
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I've got a question for you slap pals. Is there such thing as a manly conditioner? Cause I really don't want my hair to smell like fruity blends, I'm just sick of my very coarse hair.
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I've got a question for you slap pals. Is there such thing as a manly conditioner? Cause I really don't want my hair to smell like fruity blends, I'm just sick of my very coarse hair.
try old spice high endurance hair and body wash mate.
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yeah that or axe has some seriously awesome products.
check them out
http://www.theaxeeffect.com/flash.html
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Human Head Found In Hamburger
http://www.theonion.com/content/video/human_head_found_in_hamburger?utm_source=embedded_video
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I've got a question for you slap pals. Is there such thing as a manly conditioner? Cause I really don't want my hair to smell like fruity blends, I'm just sick of my very coarse hair.
Pantene Pro V shampoo and conditioner in one! It's the best. Also, if you like to compare and SAVE you can go to Target and get their version.
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Some one come meet me at FDR. I want people to laugh with when I bust my ass.
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Looks like I need to stop by a store tonight!
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www.scrabulous.com
my user name is getsiked
brandon is gulogulo
i will kill you
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and you will definitely beat me. come play.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZnC7tHJBIB0 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZnC7tHJBIB0)
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does anyone elses acne swell up when drinkin beer?
This doesn't happen every time, but it's happened several times. It's fuckin weird. Am I gonna die?
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http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x42iv4_morrissey-thats-how-people-grow-up_music (http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x42iv4_morrissey-thats-how-people-grow-up_music)
Morrissey's new video
Dustin at 1.55, Spanky at 2.04
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I want to go skate Sayreville Thursday. Who's down to chip in for gas/toll and a good time? Come on. You know you're tired of being stuck in Philly/South Jersey...
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The stance that marijuana is a dangerous drug of abuse is a superficial propaganda for the masses. Marijuana was made illicit in 1937 to remove a threat to the new synthetic fibers made by the Dupont Company. The useful hemp fibers can grow to lengths of 6 meters, are very strong and were a threat to the success of Dupont.
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(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v486/agentqup/4003.gif)
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http://www.poodwaddle.com/worldclock.swf
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http://www.youtube.com/v/VVa-WA8krIo&hl=en
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(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v486/agentqup/4003.gif)
Easily one of the most horrifying things I've ever laughed at.
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(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v486/agentqup/4003.gif)
Easily one of the most horrifying things I've ever laughed at.
hahaha, i can't stop watching it, its hilarious
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seriously. so fucking good.
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http://www.youtube.com/v/M9kDKAR57l4&hl=en
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thats is one hell of a step up from showtime at the apollo.
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That cannot be the original song.
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if anyone still wants it.. http://www.megaupload.com/?d=QY7CV6T1
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(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v486/agentqup/4003.gif)
Easily one of the most horrifying things I've ever laughed at.
hahaha, i can't stop watching it, its hilarious
it's fucking awful
ps. I am hickup/crosseye drunk. :-\
pss.
how do you get rid of hickups?
Yes, i am that drunk.
If you insist on me putting my, or anyone elses cock in my mouth and/or ass, you will be kook'd.
psss. I am watching "arachnid" on the SciFi network, shit's dope.
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next time you get this drunk, try breaking your computer in half so that you never post again
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man, I forgot you existed, sure glad I un-ignored you!
kook'd
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(http://i173.photobucket.com/albums/w70/SW33TSphoto/01AwcAX1rMmIAAAAABAAAAAAAAAAA--1.jpg)
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http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-661412840052611750
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Who was it that used to have that"Killin cops and reading Kerouac" line in their sig? Does he still post here?
I was listening to "24 Hour Revenge Therapy" this morning and was reminded of it.
And Briden, every time I see your sig, I'm reminded of how much I hate Malinas. That kid was absolutely awful.
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Good album. Was listening to it last night on my way home from the park and having dinner.
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And Briden, every time I see your sig, I'm reminded of how much I hate Malinas. That kid was absolutely awful.
I've been thinking about changing it, just haven't found a proper replacement tho. And the feeling was mutual...
(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2407/2261905337_3cc75f4f8a.jpg)
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yA7bdcnLGYQ
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ABP?
(http://i245.photobucket.com/albums/gg54/photobucketisreallybad/_____awishes_opt.jpg)
(http://i245.photobucket.com/albums/gg54/photobucketisreallybad/stevieandjamie.jpg)
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Why is I Suck! wearing a free France hat?
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http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-661412840052611750
Fucking house painters of the future!! If I had been able to climb like that, who knows, $8/hour??!!!
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http://youtube.com/watch?v=GXfE4YHLzNo
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http://youtube.com/watch?v=GXfE4YHLzNo
hahah, that movie's got so many good deleted scenes
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-9VshZbGOgI&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vo7HsY97UPk&feature=related
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"that was a bad idea" ;D
http://www.leenks.com/link104389.html
Awareness test :-\
http://www.dothetest.co.uk/swf/TFL_01.swf
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Dexter Season 2 is just not living up to Season 1. I CANT FUCKING STAND Lila! God that bitch fucks this show up. The way her fucking upper lip curls with her stupid obnoxious fucking accent. Stupid cunt ass bitch cum-guzzling whore faggot.
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Just finished the last episode. Seeing that bitch die almost saved the season.
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so i have this canker soar on the inside of my lip, and i just put some crazy canker soar patch that morfs into some gel adhesive thing and then dissolves after like 12 hours. everything is going fine, except i'm mad hungry right now and i don't know if i can eat while this is in my mouth. the package says to not try to take off the patch until it dissolves, but it says nothing about food so i don't know if i should just not eat or what. but i'm mad hungry. i should have done this before i went to sleep. what do i do? do you guys think it will be alright if i eat something? i'm most likely going to anyway. i just want someone to tell me that everything will be okay.
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^^^
:)
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anyone interested in doing a postcard exchange? i love the idea of it being huge like jai tanju's and i have a couple people who are already willing to do it. so pm me if youre down.
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just found out today that the press release for matt beach being on skatemental came out 5 days ago. so sick.
and i gino's reopening his skateshop in long island soon
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gino's reopening his skateshop in long island soon
cant wait. i was going to post this the other day after being home in li but i forgot
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http://youtube.com/watch?v=RwcNrX1w2t0
I lol'd.
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http://youtube.com/watch?v=JUPzN7tp7bQ&feature=related (http://youtube.com/watch?v=JUPzN7tp7bQ&feature=related)
i laughed so hard at 5:40
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i have nowhere else to put this
(http://i156.photobucket.com/albums/t33/kamikaze_cum_load/naked_old_man-765724.jpg)
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_9wSMuCJCkQ
wait till the end, chick kills it.
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i was just chillin on my computer and my mom comes in and starts talking to me. i go to check me email but i accidently type in www.hotmail.cm and some weird porn shit pops up. it was kinda awkard
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does anybody else get a blank white page every once in a while after clicking on a topic?
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does anybody else get a blank white page every once in a while after clicking on a topic?
i do.
but on another note, today i was skating williamsburg birdge park and got a a chunk of the tip of my finger taken off. it sucks and it still wont stop bleeding.
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holy shit, is this HATE! ???
http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&VideoID=30652545
Pretty sketchy, but you're in combat boots, so I'll let it slide.
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holy shit, is this HATE! ???
http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&VideoID=30652545
Pretty sketchy, but you're in combat boots, so I'll let it slide.
Did anyone even send him a board? I donīt believe itīs hate, unless he confirms it.
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http://www.cnn.com/2008/US/03/22/corn.flake.ap/index.html
think about how many cornflakes probably look like this, and the fact that they made over a thousand dollars is amazing
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http://isohunt.com/torrent_details/27810000/mark+gonzales?tab=summary
I saw one of these on youtube, if you have a torrent program download 'em. The first one is pretty entertaining.
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http://www.apple.com/trailers/magnolia/shrooms/trailer/
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http://www.apple.com/trailers/magnolia/shrooms/trailer/
oh fuck
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im having too much fun with this
(http://img256.imageshack.us/img256/1521/roflbot4xxsam9.jpg)
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Has anyone sold clothes to Buffalo Exchange or anything like that, and if so, how was your experience with that, and about how much money did you get for how many clothes?
I'm moving out in two months, and I've got a ton (that would be in bold if the bold button worked) of clothes I need to get rid of before then, and I don't feel like using ebay.
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buffalo exchange is regular. they only give you 30% of your money. and 50% store credit. everything there is ugly.
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Yeah...I think I'm just gonna do the selfless thing and just give them all away/trade them for weed to friends and stuff, cause that would make me feel better than selling for some meager amount of money.
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^^^ dont go to buffalo , they rip off mad
http://listverse.com/crime/top-10-evil-human-experiments/#more-8306
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This is what comes up first when you google image search "Most Satanic Picture Ever"
(http://www.mysfgiants.com/images/roadtrips/ChiCinci2003/Cinci_2003_Mascot_01b.jpg)
Post number 666.
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Creative labs. are shit. Just got my money back from my second zen vision and bought a 4gb zen v instead, that crashed immediately as I touched it.
Maybe it's just my shitty day being my shitty day.
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This is what comes up first when you google image search "Most Satanic Picture Ever"
(http://www.mysfgiants.com/images/roadtrips/ChiCinci2003/Cinci_2003_Mascot_01b.jpg)
Post number 666.
i searched as well, the next two results were
(http://www.rapturechrist.com/leopard17j.jpg)
and
(http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:zI6FoMOy4X9q4M:http://bp0.blogger.com/_YaAXAKX67Fo/RuO5-Ib7EJI/AAAAAAAAAcE/1ENaHC8cTsY/s400/pigeon.JPG)
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This is what comes up first when you google image search "Most Satanic Picture Ever"
(http://www.mysfgiants.com/images/roadtrips/ChiCinci2003/Cinci_2003_Mascot_01b.jpg)
Post number 666.
That seems pretty accurate. Awesome use of your 666th post
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steve wilkos looks like an animatronic, rubber creature
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"Bouncing Souls, none can beat us
We drink beer, and wear adidas"
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http://youtube.com/watch?v=JUPzN7tp7bQ&feature=related (http://youtube.com/watch?v=JUPzN7tp7bQ&feature=related)
i laughed so hard at 5:40
What's your gamertag?
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I just started learning After Effects and I made this video of my friend:
<br /><a href="http://www.vimeo.com/828758/l:embed_828758">A little something I made in After Effects.</a> from <a href="http://www.vimeo.com/user342909/l:embed_828758">William Babcock</a> on <a href="http://vimeo.com/l:embed_828758">Vimeo</a>.
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"Let me tell you what Melba Toast is packin' right here, alright. We got 4:11 Posi-trac out back, 750 double pumper, Edelbrock intake, bored over 30, 11 to 1 pop-up pistons, turbo-jet 390 horsepower. We're talkin' some fuckin' muscle." -david wooderson.
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"Let me tell you what Melba Toast is packin' right here, alright. We got 4:11 Posi-trac out back, 750 double pumper, Edelbrock intake, bored over 30, 11 to 1 pop-up pistons, turbo-jet 390 horsepower. We're talkin' some fuckin' muscle." -david wooderson.
dazed and confused quote?
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does anyone ever watch that show cheap seats on espn classic. its like seriously the funniest show on television. you should check it out. it's on every night at 2am here on the east coast.
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"Oo EdDiNgEr oO: i found out a crazy fact today
turtlesurpise: whats that
Oo EdDiNgEr oO: black people can't get crabs"
I need answers people....
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"Oo EdDiNgEr oO: i found out a crazy fact today
turtlesurpise: whats that
Oo EdDiNgEr oO: black people can't get crabs"
I need answers people....
.....don't make a racist joke, don't make a racist joke.
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mo·ji·to (mō-hē\'tō)
n. pl. mo·ji·tos
an alcoholic drink made of rum, sugar, lime juice, crushed mint leaves, soda water, and shaved ice.
the kid wif the jäger has a thing for mojitos lately. everywhere we go. darts with a mojito drunk is a queer situation.
the other day, we eventually ended up at the laundromat with mojitos, and while waiting for the spin cycle, a couple latino youths that knew what we were up to approached us. werent as sketchy as i had thought. they gave us the salute, a couple handshakes and pounds, and we ended up hooking them up with a couple. in turn, victor (latino #1) brought us their rap demos and a couple suede vests. a blue suede vest, there is a god.
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"Oo EdDiNgEr oO: i found out a crazy fact today
turtlesurpise: whats that
Oo EdDiNgEr oO: black people can't get crabs"
I need answers people....
They arnt feelin' the afro pubes, i assume.
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Does anyone know if there's a cut-off age for free cookies from the bakery at the grocery store?
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it comes down to wether the person working at said bakery is a bitch or not
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ted de gros not on santa cruz anymore
http://www.scskate.com/skate/team/index.php
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Ted DeGros needs to lose his beard
I prefer a clean shave on handsome young men
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how do i fucking flip text in microsoft word?
this shit is sooo annoying right now.
i've been trying to flip this text for like an hour right now.
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i just saw pigeons eating vomit.
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What the fuck is with that signature!? Did I just see that!? What the hell! Was that a fucked up dwarf with a boner!? Ohh my gawd!
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I'd usually make this sorta thing it's own thread, but people be hating.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20080327/music_nm/pepper_dc
"NEW YORK (Billboard) - Many have tried, but so far nobody has been able to pry the decade-in-the-works Guns N' Roses album "Chinese Democracy" from the hands of lone remaining original member Axl Rose.
Now, Dr Pepper thinks it's up to the challenge. The soft drink company says it will give a free can of Dr Pepper to "everyone in America" (excluding ex-Guns members Slash and Buckethead) if "Chinese Democracy" arrives anytime during the calendar year 2008.
Rose responded on his band's web site (http://www.gunsnroses.com) that the band was "surprised and very happy to have the support of Dr Pepper." But the offer did not prompt him to rose to the challenge."
This album better not suck. Which it probably will.
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hey look at how the red power ranger turned out
(http://www.picattic.com/files/pc6grncao5fm1ig9ckeq.jpg)\
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http://tinypic.com/player.php?v=dz8b42&s=3
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Does anyone know if there's a cut-off age for free cookies from the bakery at the grocery store?
there's no cut off age. you just have to go about the free cookie a different way then you used to. you have to want it, you have to feel it, you have to be it. take that cookie and enjoy every last free bite of it
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Fuck this gif: (http://i58.photobucket.com/albums/g258/camden_skatedc/benji.gif)
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http://tinypic.com/player.php?v=dz8b42&s=3
oh my.
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thats disguisting
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ovi-djkUgd0
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ovi-djkUgd0
That is fucking amazing.
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That is fucking amazing.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nIqHlwlzloY
Skip to 5:07
And at :41... magnets?
Never mind that...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0zJGwvqOMZw&NR=1
9:27
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ovi-djkUgd0
haha..thats awesome
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reposted from help, i neeed shoes
whenever i buy different types of vans they always run in different sizes. i need a pair of half cabs but got rid of my last ones since they were shot to shit and never wrote down the size anywhere. if i am a 5.5 in mens chukkas and a 6 in mens authentics does anyone know what size id be in half cabs
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Go with the smaller size. They tend to run big. They tend to stretch out a bit because of the soft suede they use.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nIqHlwlzloY
Skip to 5:07
"So, are you gonna go for the 180 fakie to backside railslide?"
"I dunno, I think Lutzka did that in his run"
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did anyone watch that Kansas-Davidson game? it was pretty good. best one since that buzzer beater game in the first round. this ncaa tournament has been pretty week this year. there has not been any real "madness" so far. teams are getting blown out basically. but this game was pretty good. I was going to start a thread about the ncaa tournament but i figured the skate nerds would get butt hurt if i did. and it could possibly damage my beloved rep that i'm obsessed with. any way, can't wait for the final four. UNC all the way.
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soooo i'm 18
shes 15
is it cool?
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is she developed and look older than 15?
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soooo i'm 18
shes 15
is it cool?
I've actually been wondering the same thing lately, I wanna get with my brother's girlfriend's younger sister.
I only turned 18 two months ago, and she turns 16 in July, I think, if that makes a difference.
Just talked to my brother, turns out her birthday is in May, so about one more month and I guess it's okay.
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ehhhhh
15 is pretty young
id imagine she would be pretty annoying, especially after youve done the deed
this is just from observing the girls my 15 year old brother hangs out with
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Quote button stopped working for me again... but anyways. Regarding the age situation: be very careful because it's a potential felony if shit doesn't work out. If you are 18, and the girl is under 18, you can actually be fined/arrested just being with her if someone calls the cops. It's ridiculous, I know, but it almost happened to a friend of mine (18) because his 16 year old girlfriend's neighbors got suspicious. Nothing happened because her parents are fine with them being together, so they basically told the cops off. I'm not sure if it's like that in every state, but it is in Illinois and I'm sure you can look up info on google.
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did anyone watch that Kansas-Davidson game? it was pretty good. best one since that buzzer beater game in the first round. this ncaa tournament has been pretty week this year. there has not been any real "madness" so far. teams are getting blown out basically. but this game was pretty good. I was going to start a thread about the ncaa tournament but i figured the skate nerds would get butt hurt if i did. and it could possibly damage my beloved rep that i'm obsessed with. any way, can't wait for the final four. UNC all the way.
i watched the game, it was fucking good. stephen curry was killing it. while watching it i couldnt help but root for them, but they would just get murdered by unc, just like boring ass kansas is. but i also wanted all the number 1 seeds to be in the final four, and thats how it came out which is sick. it's going to be a gnarly final four, memphis all the way.
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did anyone watch that Kansas-Davidson game? it was pretty good. best one since that buzzer beater game in the first round. this ncaa tournament has been pretty week this year. there has not been any real "madness" so far. teams are getting blown out basically. but this game was pretty good. I was going to start a thread about the ncaa tournament but i figured the skate nerds would get butt hurt if i did. and it could possibly damage my beloved rep that i'm obsessed with. any way, can't wait for the final four. UNC all the way.
i watched the game, it was fucking good. stephen curry was killing it. while watching it i couldnt help but root for them, but they would just get murdered by unc, just like boring ass kansas is. but i also wanted all the number 1 seeds to be in the final four, and thats how it came out which is sick. it's going to be a gnarly final four, memphis all the way.
care to make it interesting?
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also, on the underage tip...
yo you better have sex with all the 15 and 16 year old girls while it's still not really that big of a deal. because once you hit 30 you'll be like damn man, i want to have sex with some 16 year old breezy's. and then it's a real problem. plus, who is an 18 year old guy supposed to have sex with anyway? only 18 and maybe 19 year old girls? 20+ year old bitches aren't going to have sex with some 18 year old. i'm 19 and if i was in your shoes and a girl was willing to have sex with me and she's over 14 (13) i would definitely hit it. (no pedo)
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did anyone watch that Kansas-Davidson game? it was pretty good. best one since that buzzer beater game in the first round. this ncaa tournament has been pretty week this year. there has not been any real "madness" so far. teams are getting blown out basically. but this game was pretty good. I was going to start a thread about the ncaa tournament but i figured the skate nerds would get butt hurt if i did. and it could possibly damage my beloved rep that i'm obsessed with. any way, can't wait for the final four. UNC all the way.
i watched the game, it was fucking good. stephen curry was killing it. while watching it i couldnt help but root for them, but they would just get murdered by unc, just like boring ass kansas is. but i also wanted all the number 1 seeds to be in the final four, and thats how it came out which is sick. it's going to be a gnarly final four, memphis all the way.
care to make it interesting?
let's.
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also, on the underage tip...
yo you better have sex with all the 15 and 16 year old girls while it's still not really that big of a deal. because once you hit 30 you'll be like damn man, i want to have sex with some 16 year old breezy's. and then it's a real problem. plus, who is an 18 year old guy supposed to have sex with anyway? only 18 and maybe 19 year old girls? 20+ year old bitches aren't going to have sex with some 18 year old. i'm 19 and if i was in your shoes and a girl was willing to have sex with me and she's over 14 (13) i would definitely hit it. (no pedo)
What about those sexy cougars?
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did anyone watch that Kansas-Davidson game? it was pretty good. best one since that buzzer beater game in the first round. this ncaa tournament has been pretty week this year. there has not been any real "madness" so far. teams are getting blown out basically. but this game was pretty good. I was going to start a thread about the ncaa tournament but i figured the skate nerds would get butt hurt if i did. and it could possibly damage my beloved rep that i'm obsessed with. any way, can't wait for the final four. UNC all the way.
i watched the game, it was fucking good. stephen curry was killing it. while watching it i couldnt help but root for them, but they would just get murdered by unc, just like boring ass kansas is. but i also wanted all the number 1 seeds to be in the final four, and thats how it came out which is sick. it's going to be a gnarly final four, memphis all the way.
care to make it interesting?
let's.
wait... but how?
i don't think we can bet money, because if i lose, i won't pay you.
we have to make it something slap related.
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haha yeah fuck money, i got none of it. i was thinking like sending you some shoes i dont wear or something but that wouldnt happen because memphis is going to take it,but that came to mind at first because i got some half cabs i dont wear. i got no ideas really. fuck it would have been so sick if we got a bunch of people to do brackets but that's too late obviously.
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yeah, i was thinking about starting a slap bracket earlier but i figured no one would be down. i don't think i have any shoes i could give you either. maybe we could do something like, if you lose, you have to rock a UNC avatar for like a month or something stupid like that. and vice versa.
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hahaha sick. let's do that. but let's make it a week.
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a week? that's weak.
you gotta gamble man.
i thought you said memphis was going to win anyway?
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okay fuck it. a month you tiger avatar bound bastard.
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hahaha. nice. this is going to be awesome.
no takesies backsies.
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(http://i27.tinypic.com/2n8zqdz.jpg)
god is back
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_LHoyB81LnE
An Elephant painting a self portrait. It's literally alot better than anything I could do.
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The bakery Lady at Super Target gave me a free chocolate chip cookie last night!
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I just got back from SF, and i liked it so much that i'm moving there in a week.
seriously.
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I just got back from SF, and i liked it so much that i'm moving there in a week.
seriously.
Glad you had a really good time.
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I just got back from SF, and i liked it so much that i'm moving there in a week.
seriously.
it really is amazing.
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Would anyone be interested in skate vids on vhs? I have a few just sitting on my shelf taking up space that I want to get rid of. I'd give them away for free if anyone is interested, just cover the shipping costs. I got Chomp, One Step Beyond, Menikmati, Dying To Live, Opinion, and 411 52.
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apparently, theres going to be a segment on the news tonight called "you got rickrolled"
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVkQCDfIe38
Trailer for the movie 'Zombie Strippers' Starring Jenna Jameson and the dude who plays Freddy from Nightmare on Elm Street. I'm not sure what to think.
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got this in an email from my wife today regarding a chain mail i had done a reply to all too:
uh take my mom off any email thread that contains the word nut sac.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVkQCDfIe38
Trailer for the movie 'Zombie Strippers' Starring Jenna Jameson and the dude who plays Freddy from Nightmare on Elm Street. I'm not sure what to think.
damn, that movie looks awesome. could have got someone better than jenna but still
gnar'd
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qpX7daTV_6o
I can't stop laughing at this, am I stupid?
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i always pictured mike mo as a no personality skater. i could have sworn he would just text message "yo" and "whats up?" all day. i guess im wrong
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anyone know how much it'd cost to get a car towed? and once towed, would it be a worthy investment to get the transmition fixed if the car's a complete piece of shit that you hate?
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Do it epic and explode the car.
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anyone know how much it'd cost to get a car towed? and once towed, would it be a worthy investment to get the transmition fixed if the car's a complete piece of shit that you hate?
i got my car towed about 3 weeks ago for $45.
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(http://apina.nwpshost.com/6106.gif)
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Now THAT's what friends are for.
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(http://img519.imageshack.us/img519/1489/nobuttfucking1bf98b7as9.jpg)
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Today I was searching Youtube trying to find any new Dave Chappelle footage (stand up, etc) and I ran across this. I think I may be in love. (http://i228.photobucket.com/albums/ee91/daltokate_pics/heart.jpg)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ChTOGX5IDo
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i dont know, sorta looks like a transexual with a receding hairline. or she kinda looks like those things in that movie white chicks. fuck her for reminding me of white chicks
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don't diss the Wayans, man theyre kewl
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i'm drunk
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i'm drunk
Man, I kinda miss the getting-started-early days...My favorite thing would be to like go out on a Friday and get hammered and then start again when we woke up on Saturday. Unfortunately, I got old, or something, b/c I can't do that shit no mo
Also, for anyone that feels like getting amped up on hating la policia: http://www.last.fm/music/Disrupt/+videos/+1-cyeNu8nG31k
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ive been seriously thinking of dropping out because i feel like my hearts not in it anymore and im wasting not only my time and money but everyone else involved. so today i took a career assesment test for fun while i was sitting here at work and all the jobs that it told me i would work well in are ridiculous. instead i think im going to invest all my money in a grease cart and travel the united states selling pretzels and hot dogs.
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http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/I_don%27t_appreciate_your_attitude_towards_my_potato_chip_situation
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i heard that kevin long received a blowjob in tompkins yesterday, while smoking a cigarette and icing his knees.
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the sickest thing ive seen all day,
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yyU0pe6EFBQ&feature=related
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^^^ that was fucking awesome!
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o6vN4H6L458&feature=related
Fart montage, nuff said.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o6vN4H6L458&feature=related
Fart montage, nuff said.
If the avatar fairy would hook me up with the last scene, that would be sick.
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haha i laughed so fucking hard. Some gnarly farts in that thing.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2WYQQRMLtcc
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i always pictured mike mo as a no personality skater. i could have sworn he would just text message "yo" and "whats up?" all day. i guess im wrong
Good to see Urkel's back.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2WYQQRMLtcc
handicap beach match, 100 thrust pins and your the winner. i really liked the pelvic slam off the top rop
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Lenny's avatar creeps me the fuck out
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xO1kKemcwYk
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C'mon ferguson,
start the reactor,
free the boards...
(http://sydlexia.com/imagesandstuff/arnold/recall1.jpg)
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(http://static.metal-archives.com/images/5/2/4/2/52426_photo.jpg)
Traditional 666 post.
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You kill it Bipsmound. I hereby give you the power to gnar/kook through me. Just let me know. It's the only way I can make you an honorary pal. I think this is acceptable under current pal regulations?
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Allright Sweets, how about you kook yourself every day until you can't take it anymore? It'll be like some old style christian self-flagellation. SEEEEEEEEXXXXXXXXXXXXYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY Save your drippings for me sweetheart.
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I just went for it but the buttons don't appear one's own profile. If it makes you feel better, when I go street skating, it's like self flagellating. Don't worry honey bunches of Bips, I'll save the scabs for you.
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Are Buffalo '66 and The Brown Bunny worth seeing? The blowjob in BB was pretty tight, but it's the only thing I've seen.
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Buffalo 66 is amazing and one of my favorite films, definitely worth seeing. Brown Bunny, not so much.
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good god
(http://img257.imageshack.us/img257/3218/l83cf31d970618b4927d86cci2.gif) (http://imageshack.us)
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good god
(http://img257.imageshack.us/img257/3218/l83cf31d970618b4927d86cci2.gif) (http://imageshack.us)
Is there a way to view that without having a flashback or seizure?
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I always hated those types of pictures. But thats a nice pooper.
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^speaking of poopers does 2 girls 1 finger actually exist?
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^speaking of poopers does 2 girls 1 finger actually exist?
it's unnatural how stoked I am on your open fetish for distastefull and taboo sex acts.
Gnar
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Buffalo 66 is amazing and one of my favorite films, definitely worth seeing.
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World's smallest person, she's 14 and not getting any bigger ever:
(http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/04_02/friendBAR0704_468x370.jpg)
(http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/04_02/deskBAR0704_468x335.jpg)
(http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/04_02/jyotiBAR0704_468x378.jpg)
(http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/04_02/bottleBAR0704_468x494.jpg)
I'd hit it....
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World's smallest person, she's 14 and not getting any bigger ever:
(http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/04_02/jyotiBAR0704_468x378.jpg)
Is it bad if i might have laughed at this picture?
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I'd totally ollie over her. I might even get greedy and go for the kickflip which might as well be a guillotine.
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i could probably powerslide over that bish
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I'd totally ollie over her. I might even get greedy and go for the kickflip which might as well be a guillotine.
gnar'd for the mental image of your kickflip guillotine
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Why dont you just fucking gnar him, and not announce it, as if he fucking cares? Another waste of space on the Slap boards.
-the ace of spades
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You kill it Bipsmound. I hereby give you the power to gnar/kook through me. Just let me know. It's the only way I can make you an honorary pal. I think this is acceptable under current pal regulations?
I think I'm going to adopt the honorary pal system for BriDen, dude kills it.
You hear that BriDen? Step to da mic wit yo kook n' gnar list
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You kill it Bipsmound. I hereby give you the power to gnar/kook through me. Just let me know. It's the only way I can make you an honorary pal. I think this is acceptable under current pal regulations?
I think I'm going to adopt the honorary pal system for BriDen, dude kills it.
You hear that BriDen? Step to da mic wit yo kook n' gnar list
In a futile attempt to come up with a witty/clever reply, I resorted to searching "BriDen stepping to da mic" on google images. However, this was about as good as it got.
(http://www.usatoday.com/life/gallery/simpsons/apu.jpg)
I don't actually look like this.
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^speaking of poopers does 2 girls 1 finger actually exist?
it's unnatural how stoked I am on your open fetish for distastefull and taboo sex acts.
Gnar
Of all the ridicuous shit I say in those regards only you and one other poster ever notice.
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I think this is pretty sick
(http://kingpinskateboarding.com/images/uploads/features/dennistreflip.gif)
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i think that sequence is threadable
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I agree
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I found a bothersome/riding walls imposter.
http://blip.tv/file/806582?filename=Zescstar-EricSpicelySponsorMeVideo120.mov
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I found a bothersome/riding walls imposter.
http://blip.tv/file/806582?filename=Zescstar-EricSpicelySponsorMeVideo120.mov
I like that video. I like when his homey is like "DAMN!!" when he lands that hardflip out of the curb cut..
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http://youtube.com/watch?v=PT_G2gbyQr8
Dean Palmer from the death video!
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http://youtube.com/watch?v=PT_G2gbyQr8
Dean Palmer from the death video!
that was so good. very nice trick selection
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looks like the slap videos getting around. look at the right column near the bottom..http://www.skatevideosonline.net/
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I think this is pretty sick
(http://kingpinskateboarding.com/images/uploads/features/dennistreflip.gif)
Wheres all this new Busenitz footy coming from?
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who cares!
You barely see him 360 flip, and then he does that, hes the best.
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http://bmezine.com/news/pubring/20080401.html
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no more bratwurst nose for him
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KEKEKE
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(http://birdhouseskateboards.com/files/Andrew_3/5.jpg)
Can you find the tomato
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second from the left, that looks like a haircut a squire would own. must have been an extra in king arthur and just sort of kept the hair for retro purposes
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me posting
(http://www.bulldogsoftimberridge.com/Roxie_desk_b.jpg)
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vicky dont get weirded out, but im in love with you
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I just noticed that SLAP PALS is a palindrome. trip out bro
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Leap Cock.
(http://www.thecoolhunter.net/images/stories/_2006/fashion/penisart.jpg)
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whatever happened to stagefright, alexx & sheffledge (wiskate dudes posing as living legend skruban skategro)?
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what happened to pontoon boat?
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I just noticed that SLAP PALS is a palindrome. trip out bro
Get the fuck off the internet, child.
-the ace of spades
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(http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h229/devilspalm/monkey.jpg)
(http://i169.photobucket.com/albums/u234/FanGirl1/Random/monkey_high_bike.jpg)
(http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y287/xfallinxstarx18/monkey.jpg)
(http://i222.photobucket.com/albums/dd317/Tammy9204/Thailand/95f8.jpg)
(http://i194.photobucket.com/albums/z287/hpreshus/Monkeyridesabike.jpg)
(http://i243.photobucket.com/albums/ff60/Sandraaa2/sup-1.jpg)
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Stop posting Orientals, and stop posting altogether.
-the ace of spades
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i used to think all the shit you said was funny but now i guess you ran out of material cause all you say is stop posting to everyone
you let me down fred. bitch.
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Well, a good amount of you assholes need to delete your account, so these boards arent so damn slow.
But no, lets just keep posting lolcats, faggot confidentials, and whine about how we can only fuck fat girls.
-the ace of spades
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yeah fuck it lets talk about vicodin (and your lolcat avatar)
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Have some suboxone and vicodin, as a cocktail. And you thought ketamine gave you that keyhole feeling.
-suck my dick, the ace of spades
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http://video.yahoo.com/network/100284668?v=2298129&l=3774749
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second from the left, that looks like a haircut a squire would own. must have been an extra in king arthur and just sort of kept the hair for retro purposes
dude thats the second time you've made me laugh out loud on here today...amazing
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http://video.yahoo.com/network/100284668?v=2298129&l=3774749
BB age 6?
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(http://dumpedimage.com/uploads/1/funneh.jpg)
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Maybe she needs the money to complete here law degree.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zLpLU7D7MWk
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hijacked this photo from another forum. could mr. popo be considered racist towards the african american community?
(http://100megsfree4.com/abcsofdbz/gallery/popo.jpg)
(http://i63.photobucket.com/albums/h128/petesarah/LindaRichman.jpg)
talk amongst yourselves
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zLpLU7D7MWk
Thats is fucking rad!
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Thats is fucking rad!
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Thats is fucking rad!
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hijacked this photo from another forum. could mr. popo be considered racist towards the african american community?
(http://100megsfree4.com/abcsofdbz/gallery/popo.jpg)
(http://i63.photobucket.com/albums/h128/petesarah/LindaRichman.jpg)
talk amongst yourselves
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/5/58/Minstrel_PosterBillyVanWare_edit.jpg/800px-Minstrel_PosterBillyVanWare_edit.jpg)
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(http://www.cartoondollemporium.com/aladdin_jasmine_aboo.jpg)
edit: remember that one guy who had the blackface picture on his myspace and he said it was funny and everyone hated him and now hes probly killed himself because of internet insults? right on
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why is big black's baby white?
don't front like you didn't watch it.
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any ideas how to make a plastic rail less fast? if you sand it will it make it rougher? any ides guys? ???
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JqgUhD59DWI (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JqgUhD59DWI)
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edit: remember that one guy who had the blackface picture on his myspace and he said it was funny and everyone hated him and now hes probly killed himself because of internet insults? right on
It was Money Mellon and he wasn't even a bad poster.
I don't think that everyone hates him either; it was mostly just turkeylurkey being his usual faggot-self and making boring paragraph-long posts to hassle the guy.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WgYuPne3GQE
watch till the end
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So I was babysitting these kids yesterday, and they were watching this show called "Zach and Cody" which is an awful show on the Disney channel or something like that, and Tony Hawk was in it. I only saw the last part, so I don't know where he fit into the story, but at the end Tony was like "Who wants to go shred?" and the kids were like "I'M GONNA GO SKATEBOARD WITH TONY HAWK!" and then they exited the scene mallgrabbing their boards and I died a little.
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So I was babysitting these kids yesterday, and they were watching this show called "Zach and Cody" which is an awful show on the Disney channel or something like that, and Tony Hawk was in it. I only saw the last part, so I don't know where he fit into the story, but at the end Tony was like "Who wants to go shred?" and the kids were like "I'M GONNA GO SKATEBOARD WITH TONY HAWK!" and then they exited the scene mallgrabbing their boards and I died a little.
The best episode is when they have the janitor Olympics.
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ive noticed theres skateboarding even in cough syrup commercials and weird shit like that now. bummer.
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ive noticed theres skateboarding even in cough syrup commercials and weird shit like that now. bummer.
If that is indeed you in your avatar, the girl across the hall from me looks exactly like you.
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ive noticed theres skateboarding even in cough syrup commercials and weird shit like that now. bummer.
If that is indeed you in your avatar, the girl across the hall from me looks exactly like you.
yea but does she have a pizza costume? nope
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ive noticed theres skateboarding even in cough syrup commercials and weird shit like that now. bummer.
If that is indeed you in your avatar, the girl across the hall from me looks exactly like you.
yea but does she have a pizza costume? nope
No, but I everytime I see her I get stoked and wanna talk about skating or someshit, then I remember she plays water polo or something...
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http://www.todaysbigthing.com/2008/03/04
Some idiots try to rob a biker bar.
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So, for an art project this girl artificially inseminated herself over and over and then took abortion pills to miscarriage. Filmed the miscarriages and is going to screen them on a suspended cube that is wrapped in plastic that is smeared with the blood from the miscarriages.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/04/17/yale-student-artificially_n_97194.html
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(http://i238.photobucket.com/albums/ff19/ShadowsRandom/4chansuperheros.jpg)
WHOOOOOA epic find!
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big pop
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fQwZJZ68Mcs&M=18
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Local news mixtape
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cwBzhw6ukzU (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cwBzhw6ukzU)
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-qq1XP8pJmc&feature=related (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-qq1XP8pJmc&feature=related)
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQ6-VU0vAJo&NR=1
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Everyone give a warm welcome to our latest member: "baptized in cum"
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redtube.com
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pornhub.com
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VY-JOD3P_Bw
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http://youtube.com/watch?v=L5q-hRiPHkc&feature=related
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mrg1v7zxujE
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mrg1v7zxujE
hahahah wow
So, either wonder woman pushes mongo, or she bombed that hill switch
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apparently one of my hardwarz came loose and i did a kf and when i laned i was stadning on the bolt! crazy
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HOLY
(http://a955.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/109/l_167a938de42ea979b7bbb86c674a3da2.jpg)
SHIT!
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VY-JOD3P_Bw
Such a good find on your part sir!
Everything is dope about that clip.
"I'm da best mayne"
Then the host is totally hugging his buddy.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VY-JOD3P_Bw
Such a good find on your part sir!
Everything is dope about that clip.
"I'm da best mayne"
Then the host is totally hugging his buddy.
This already justified its own thread. http://www.slapmagazine.com/index.php?option=com_smf&Itemid=33&topic=23876.0
But always worth another watch.
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(http://www.gifninja.com/Workspace/d01e8477-5f0b-41b8-ab90-533d45522f36/output.gif)
"Hey, where the bud at fool? Westsiiide!"
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Such a good find on your part sir!
Everything is dope about that clip.
"I'm da best mayne"
Then the host is totally hugging his buddy.
But always worth another watch.
Oh snaps for realz didn't even see it. Dude got wrecked by a mentally challenged.
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Ty Evans, eat your heart out :P
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BCM88eVzp9I
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^If you substitute the tack with Carroll's backsmith, thats intro material.
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(http://drewpickles.com/files/1169710541700.jpg)
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http://www.nypost.com/seven/04222008...tty_107497.htm
"April 22, 2008 -- She may be an international movie star, but this impudent pooch can't tell the difference between Natalie Portman and a fire hydrant.
The "Star Wars" cutie was the unfortunate victim of a surprise soaking as she dropped by a downtown dog run.
Portman, who has been spotted in the West Village in recent days with her bearded boyfriend, Venezuelan-born folk singer Devendra Banhart, was walking her dog with him yesterday when the brazen piddling took place.
While she was getting a pup's-eye view of the surroundings from ground level, another stroller's frisky pet raised its hind leg, relieved itself right on her shoes - and then ambled on its way.
Portman, who has appeared with her pooch on fellow dog-lover David Letterman's TV show, took the incident with good humor."
(http://www.nypost.com/seven/04222008/photos/new0e.jpg)
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http://paranoidus.com/projects.php?p=6
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Such a good find on your part sir!
Everything is dope about that clip.
"I'm da best mayne"
Then the host is totally hugging his buddy.
But always worth another watch.
fuck you
http://youtube.com/watch?v=KCil-kLGkvc
he did it, check the medallion
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.............BOW
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The "things you are not stoked on" thread is broken so I'll post here. it kinda qualifies....
Last Friday I ran my dog over on my way to my Grandfathers funeral. Epicly shitty. He's alive, but he's 15 and fat as hell. His shoulders fucked and he can't really walk now. It might heal. If it doesn't it could be the end for old Corky. I'm bummin.
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anyone have those days where you think you hate everybody that is around you
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http://paranoidus.com/projects.php?p=6
im going to quote myself on this because this is WELL worth watching if you're into film of any kind.
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anyone have those days where you think you hate everybody that is around you
almost everyday of my life. its an awful feeling.
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What was it?
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WY7H49HyMaQ&eurl=http://www.toymachine.com/
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not sure if i can describe it. nothing NSFW though.
not working on my side anymore either...
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found it on youtube
http://youtube.com/watch?v=e9PVRdp6EzI
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Thats wild
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Doug Yule gave me his shoes.
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Damn loop, I'm glad you re-posted it.
Thats wild
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has anybody seen the movie with jason dill? it's also got hurley from lost and nick from freaks and geeks in it. i'm watching it right now. it sucks.
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http://www.break.com/index/charlie-bit-me-funny-spoof.html
its not the original, watch it. so funny.
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(http://www.wayodd.com/funny-pictures2/funny-pictures-someone-hung-ronald-mcdonald-0XR.jpg)
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1DT7SzhqhPw
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Best gif EVAR
(http://img213.imageshack.us/img213/3217/1203656848676ey2.gif) (http://imageshack.us)
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have you ever noticed how cute kristin bell is?
i didnt
(http://www.bbc.co.uk/radioassets/photos/2007/4/26/18942_2.jpg)
(http://www.thetailsection.com/Image/0000033916_20061027013202.jpg)
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Best gif EVAR
(http://img213.imageshack.us/img213/3217/1203656848676ey2.gif) (http://imageshack.us)
that's shay laren right? my god do i love her.
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<br /><a href="http://www.vimeo.com/873529/l:embed_873529">Harmony Korine interview </a> from <a href="http://www.vimeo.com/gatw/l:embed_873529">Gordon and the Whale</a> on <a href="http://vimeo.com/l:embed_873529">Vimeo</a>.
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(http://thesuperficial.com//bfm_gallery/2008/04/Amy%20Winehouse%20school/gallery_main/gallery_main-0425_amy_winehouse_school_07.jpg)
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(http://thesuperficial.com//bfm_gallery/2008/04/Amy%20Winehouse%20school/gallery_main/gallery_main-0425_amy_winehouse_school_07.jpg)
i saw she just got hemmed up again
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DOES ANYONE NEED A GIFT FOR A GIRLFRIEND OR MOM OR SOMETHING? some gay dude at work just bought me a birthday gift of some expensive perfume from ralph lauren that i will never wear. i still have the box and even the bag he gave it to me in. let me know.
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Today i learned that if you gossip youre sinning. Good to know that the whole SLAP board, along with every teenage drama queen, is going to hell.
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wait, they don't love you like i love you.
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...maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaps.
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wait, they don't love you like i love you.
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Today i learned that if you gossip youre sinning. Good to know that the whole SLAP board, along with every teenage drama queen, is going to hell.
well it's a good thing that heaven and hell are merely fables
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someone should give a SLAP tutorial on photo shopping dicks in the mouths of who we hate
i'm just sayin
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Kellen James Second Angles
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OKhKABhaj_Q
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I know Beautifull's true identity and I would love to out him and it would be fucking hilarious.
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stop being a pussy and do it already
carls jr should bring back the philly cheese steak burger
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Kellen James Second Angles
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OKhKABhaj_Q
the cab back tail biggie was way better in that clip then the real part
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so i have to write this paper for my african american history class about something that must address some aspect of the lives and struggles of people of african descent from their african origins to 1865. anyone have any good ideas on what i should write about?
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New Taco Bell commercial.
"Yea, guys love bacon". HAHA!! Yes they do, but not if they can smell it from across the room ya dirty whore!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=e4Ts4TtEwDc
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Today i learned that if you gossip youre sinning. Good to know that the whole SLAP board, along with every teenage drama queen, is going to hell.
(http://dcist.com/attachments/dcist_martin/Helen%20Lovejoy.JPG)
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(http://www.wintrest.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/tomcruise.jpg)
http://www.wintrest.com/if-celebs-moved-to-oklahoma/
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9xnDEQY-T5E&feature=related
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EdWdUvcQRfs
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ftp8bUSFPDw&feature=related
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQkL9LpvKl0
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holy hell
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yYp2Aloz-uE
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randomly ran across these pics today
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v259/RasaLibre4Life/irule.jpg)
SLAP's first issue
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v259/RasaLibre4Life/Photo1.jpg)
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randomly ran across these pics today
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v259/RasaLibre4Life/irule.jpg)
fucking hamburglar made youtube take the footage off
my friend saw it though and said that right after he landed he was tackled by an adoring fan
(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k278/superman_oaj/starjones.jpg)
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I tried to get hamburgler's autograph at a demo a couple years ago, he just blew me off though.
I havn't been the same since.
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lolz at the above two posts^^
here's some new footage of Torey Pudwill and Kenny Hoyle on a DVS tour
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0KSNii6EsBQ
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daaamn i skated there yesterday park is so much fun. and then saturday i was at the beach with my girlfriend and i saw the dvs tour bus, so i guess that's when this shit went down. park is super fun.
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randomly ran across these pics today
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v259/RasaLibre4Life/irule.jpg)
my friend saw it though and said that right after he landed he was tackled by an adoring fan
(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k278/superman_oaj/starjones.jpg)
(http://www.lastnightsparty.com/lolasbbq/slides/IMG_7424.JPG)
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randomly ran across these pics today
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v259/RasaLibre4Life/irule.jpg)
my friend saw it though and said that right after he landed he was tackled by an adoring fan
(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k278/superman_oaj/starjones.jpg)
(http://www.lastnightsparty.com/lolasbbq/slides/IMG_7424.JPG)
un-sexiest watermelon eating i've ever seen.
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pretty much ;D
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this girl at work takes medication for narcolepsy and gave me a few pills. theyre pretty awesome being i work from 6am and then i will have class tonight until around 10 and have to go to the studio after. they make me focus and get a better than usual night sleep. but i think theyre making me have nightmares, because last night i had a dream that this really obese guy at school sat on me. and i couldnt scream and i was trying to get him off and no one could find me.
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this girl at work takes medication for narcolepsy and gave me a few pills. theyre pretty awesome being i work from 6am and then i will have class tonight until around 10 and have to go to the studio after. they make me focus and get a better than usual night sleep. but i think theyre making me have nightmares, because last night i had a dream that this really obese guy at school sat on me. and i couldnt scream and i was trying to get him off and no one could find me.
(http://www.ferenginews.com/images/stories/michael_moore.jpg)
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this girl at work takes medication for narcolepsy and gave me a few pills. theyre pretty awesome being i work from 6am and then i will have class tonight until around 10 and have to go to the studio after. they make me focus and get a better than usual night sleep. but i think theyre making me have nightmares, because last night i had a dream that this really obese guy at school sat on me. and i couldnt scream and i was trying to get him off and no one could find me.
Did the "medication" look like this?
(http://promper.files.wordpress.com/2007/06/large-photos_cocaine.jpg)
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anyone else log onto gayspace and find this sweet ad?
(http://img501.imageshack.us/img501/2944/wtfts5.jpg)
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Beat me to it.
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Zombies
I swear....
http://65.127.124.62/south_asia/4483241.stm.htm (http://65.127.124.62/south_asia/4483241.stm.htm)
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Zombies
I swear....
http://65.127.124.62/south_asia/4483241.stm.htm (http://65.127.124.62/south_asia/4483241.stm.htm)
Woah! No way! :o
After death, this parasite is able to restart the heart of its victim for up to two hours after the initial demise of the person where the individual behaves in extremely violent ways from what is believed to be a combination of brain damage and a chemical released into blood during resurrection.
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Zombies
I swear....
http://65.127.124.62/south_asia/4483241.stm.htm (http://65.127.124.62/south_asia/4483241.stm.htm)
Oh. My. God.
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Zombies
I swear....
http://65.127.124.62/south_asia/4483241.stm.htm (http://65.127.124.62/south_asia/4483241.stm.htm)
Are you playing a 3 year old April fools joke on us?
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Zombies
I swear....
http://65.127.124.62/south_asia/4483241.stm.htm (http://65.127.124.62/south_asia/4483241.stm.htm)
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Okay, okay, I've been duped. If that were real it would've been so kewl.
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anyone else log onto gayspace and find this sweet ad?
(http://img501.imageshack.us/img501/2944/wtfts5.jpg)
do you have something on your profile about nick trapasso? cuz i always get those about brett favre jerry hsu and joe strummer........3 guys i mention on my myspace
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I just got finished reading World War Z, and I am of the belief that a massive Zombie outbreak could be a good thing.
Especially if I could get my hands on a Samourai sword.
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I just hope I don't go out like a bitch: aka Samuel L Jackson in "Deep Blue Sea".
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Braaaiinnnnsss!!!!
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Butt secs! Now you're gay!!!
(http://img292.imageshack.us/img292/3981/image002jpgzz6.jpg)
(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2153/2314427954_79c851ac91.jpg?v=0)
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anyone else log onto gayspace and find this sweet ad?
(http://img501.imageshack.us/img501/2944/wtfts5.jpg)
do you have something on your profile about nick trapasso? cuz i always get those about brett favre jerry hsu and joe strummer........3 guys i mention on my myspace
Nope, not at all.
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anyone else log onto gayspace and find this sweet ad?
(http://img501.imageshack.us/img501/2944/wtfts5.jpg)
do you have something on your profile about nick trapasso? cuz i always get those about brett favre jerry hsu and joe strummer........3 guys i mention on my myspace
Nope, not at all.
then i dont know the problem
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Latest Member: FuckYoCouch
http://www.slapmagazine.com/index.php?option=com_smf&Itemid=33&action=profile;u=9141 (http://www.slapmagazine.com/index.php?option=com_smf&Itemid=33&action=profile;u=9141)
http://www.slapmagazine.com/index.php?option=com_smf&Itemid=33&action=profile;u=2488 (http://www.slapmagazine.com/index.php?option=com_smf&Itemid=33&action=profile;u=2488)
Someone explain.
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Someone explain.
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Yeah I noticed that as well. Maybe the one person he is ignored by is himself? That doesn't explain anything but it at least has an eerie twist to it.
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http://youtube.com/watch?v=9Ec-tvKwsjg
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I see some melicious slap identity theft goin down soon.
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I saw that too!
on a lighter note i clicked on the Doug Brown thread, and followed the link to his Myspace page, he's online it's 1:30 i wonder what 14 year puss hes lurking on.
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in other formula 1 news. i'm really late on this.
nazi orgy including FIA President, so this is how the elite get down?
http://jalopnik.com/373884/f1-boss-max-mosley-caught-with-five-hookers-in-nazi-orgy-video-scandal (http://jalopnik.com/373884/f1-boss-max-mosley-caught-with-five-hookers-in-nazi-orgy-video-scandal)
(http://jalopnik.com/assets/images/gallery/12/2008/03/medium_2375901712_c84bf04a58_o.jpg)
Kicking off the orgy by playing a concentration camp detainee, Mosley had both his genitals and head inspected for lice before lying to the hookers to purposefully bring about a severe beating. After the session ended, the girls enjoyed a glass of wine. Mosley was offered one as well, but turned it down in favor of a cup of tea. It's not known what ramifications this will have on Mosley's career or the sport he governs
this explains it...
Max Rufus Mosley (born 1940, London, England) is president of the Fédération Internationale de l'Automobile (FIA), a non-profit association that represents the interests of motoring organisations and car users worldwide. The FIA is also the governing body for Formula One and other international motorsports.
Mosley is the fourth son of Sir Oswald Mosley, former leader of the British Union of Fascists (BUF), and the second child from his second marriage to Diana Mitford. Like many members of the BUF, Mosley's parents were interned in Britain during the Second World War and he was separated from them for the first few years of his life. He was educated in France, Germany and Britain before going on to attend university at Christ Church, Oxford where he graduated with a degree in physics. From an early age Mosley was involved in politics; in his teens he arranged social activities for the Union Movement (UM), his father's post-war party, and was later a prospective UM parliamentary candidate. However, the association of his surname with fascism stopped him from developing his interest in politics further.
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Zombies
I swear....
http://65.127.124.62/south_asia/4483241.stm.htm (http://65.127.124.62/south_asia/4483241.stm.htm)
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After death, this parasite is able to restart the heart of its victim for up to two hours after the initial demise of the person where the individual behaves in extremely violent ways from what is believed to be a combination of brain damage and a chemical released into blood during resurrection.
Amazing
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sweet
(http://img175.imageshack.us/img175/2329/lfece5a3442466149106297qa9.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)
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in other formula 1 news. i'm really late on this.
nazi orgy including FIA President, so this is how the elite get down?
http://jalopnik.com/373884/f1-boss-max-mosley-caught-with-five-hookers-in-nazi-orgy-video-scandal (http://jalopnik.com/373884/f1-boss-max-mosley-caught-with-five-hookers-in-nazi-orgy-video-scandal)
(http://jalopnik.com/assets/images/gallery/12/2008/03/medium_2375901712_c84bf04a58_o.jpg)
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Kicking off the orgy by playing a concentration camp detainee, Mosley had both his genitals and head inspected for lice before lying to the hookers to purposefully bring about a severe beating. After the session ended, the girls enjoyed a glass of wine. Mosley was offered one as well, but turned it down in favor of a cup of tea. It's not known what ramifications this will have on Mosley's career or the sport he governs
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Max Rufus Mosley (born 1940, London, England) is president of the Fédération Internationale de l'Automobile (FIA), a non-profit association that represents the interests of motoring organisations and car users worldwide. The FIA is also the governing body for Formula One and other international motorsports.
Mosley is the fourth son of Sir Oswald Mosley, former leader of the British Union of Fascists (BUF), and the second child from his second marriage to Diana Mitford. Like many members of the BUF, Mosley's parents were interned in Britain during the Second World War and he was separated from them for the first few years of his life. He was educated in France, Germany and Britain before going on to attend university at Christ Church, Oxford where he graduated with a degree in physics. From an early age Mosley was involved in politics; in his teens he arranged social activities for the Union Movement (UM), his father's post-war party, and was later a prospective UM parliamentary candidate. However, the association of his surname with fascism stopped him from developing his interest in politics further.
i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that this deserves its own thread
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$$$$
http://www.videogum.com/archives/music-related-content/the-shins-perform-on-nick-jrs_009395.html
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Taking a break from drinking gets boring when it's friday night.
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Half an hour ago
(http://i240.photobucket.com/albums/ff19/briden108/UsOn.jpg)
Currently
(http://i240.photobucket.com/albums/ff19/briden108/usonow.jpg)
???
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Half an hour ago
(http://i240.photobucket.com/albums/ff19/briden108/UsOn.jpg)
Currently
(http://i240.photobucket.com/albums/ff19/briden108/usonow.jpg)
???
Yeah....I complained by myself on a thread for a while. But I'm drunk and bitter.
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(http://i235.photobucket.com/albums/ee56/stellansex/1199751350650.jpg)
(http://i235.photobucket.com/albums/ee56/stellansex/1199207820260.jpg)
(http://i235.photobucket.com/albums/ee56/stellansex/4cj2b6bzk1.jpg)
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lol, lol, and woah... ^^
If you're a fan of Barak Obama and Star Wars you'll love this video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8lvc-azCXY
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(http://www.picattic.com/files/dkdzpyfr48177vy2xeie.jpg)(http://www.picattic.com/files/dkdzpyfr48177vy2xeie.jpg)
(http://www.picattic.com/files/dkdzpyfr48177vy2xeie.jpg)(http://www.picattic.com/files/dkdzpyfr48177vy2xeie.jpg)
What a clever name
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May 4th Sunday 10:38am
102 Guests, 30 Users
Should we change 'Guests' to 'Industry Lurkers'? Maybe just for a day would be funny.
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i just want to make sure you are all voting for doug brown for tws skater of the year.
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We talk so much about shit, boobs and more shit, I wonder if there is a female dominated forum where they talk about make up, dicks and shoes. One of those things that make go hmmm...
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We talk so much about shit, boobs and more shit, I wonder if there is a female dominated forum where they talk about make up, dicks and shoes. One of those things that make go hmmm...
meat spin appreciation?
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Do you think there's a meatspin appreciation thread on my supposed female forum? I think women handle discussions about make up, dicks and shoes when they go to the bathroom together. I asked around to some females I'm friends with and that's pretty much the response most gave.
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Last Tuesday my friend in NY, that I grew up skating with in Texas, called me with a weird question. He asked if I could take Kanye West's personal assistant skating on Thurs when Kanye had a show here? My friend owns an ad agency, has run into him a few times in NY, and became friends with him talking about skating and sneakers. Since I skate this private warehouse downtown the guy wanted to skate it.
Never heard from him but it woulda been a pretty random thing to do.
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(http://skatefairy.com/limey11.jpg)
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(http://i.usatoday.net/news/_photos/2008/05/04/beerx-large.jpg)
Illinois man designs beer can coffin
SOUTH CHICAGO HEIGHTS, Ill. (AP) Bill Bramanti's favorite beer is Pabst Blue Ribbon. He loves it.
Really loves it.
So much so that he's already had his coffin specially made, and it's designed to look like a can of the trendy brew. Bramanti isn't sick, so he doesn't plan on needing it just yet. For now he plans to use it as a cooler.
At 5-feet-9 inches tall and weighing 280 pounds, Bramanti has tried it out though.
"I actually fit, because I got in here," Bramanti, 67, of South Chicago Heights said. He threw a party Saturday for friends, featuring his coffin filled with ice and, what else, Pabst Blue Ribbon.
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(http://i.usatoday.net/news/_photos/2008/05/04/beerx-large.jpg)
Illinois man designs beer can coffin
SOUTH CHICAGO HEIGHTS, Ill. (AP) Bill Bramanti's favorite beer is Pabst Blue Ribbon. He loves it.
Really loves it.
So much so that he's already had his coffin specially made, and it's designed to look like a can of the trendy brew. Bramanti isn't sick, so he doesn't plan on needing it just yet. For now he plans to use it as a cooler.
At 5-feet-9 inches tall and weighing 280 pounds, Bramanti has tried it out though.
"I actually fit, because I got in here," Bramanti, 67, of South Chicago Heights said. He threw a party Saturday for friends, featuring his coffin filled with ice and, what else, Pabst Blue Ribbon.
Fuck I want one.
not to be buried in but just to have as a status symbol.
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lol, lol, and woah... ^^
If you're a fan of Barak Obama and Star Wars you'll love this video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8lvc-azCXY
fuck man, that was great.
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mad sick.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=re7PzAcGhfE
and ironical
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Dude! check out Metallagher!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pp4ksct9e8c&feature=related
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IYpOYYmBjzk
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IYpOYYmBjzk
match made in heaven
(http://www.kalb.com/img-full/images/news/28apr08_sevendriver.jpg)
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IYpOYYmBjzk
ahh nothing quite like youtube comments
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haha never fails to amaze me how every time a statement starts off with "I'm not racist", it's concluded with the most racist fucking thing you've ever heard.
"I'm not racist, but fuck niggers, WHITE POWER!"
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12 and 14 year old kids try to rob a police station.....
http://www.comegetyousome.com/viewvid.php?mode=new&id=6157
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http://video.xnxx.com/video23556/Naked_Girls_Halfpipe (http://video.xnxx.com/video23556/Naked_Girls_Halfpipe)
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http://video.xnxx.com/video23556/Naked_Girls_Halfpipe (http://video.xnxx.com/video23556/Naked_Girls_Halfpipe)
behind the scenes of the Tom Petty video?
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http://video.xnxx.com/video23556/Naked_Girls_Halfpipe (http://video.xnxx.com/video23556/Naked_Girls_Halfpipe)
naked=cool
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http://youtube.com/watch?v=LU8DDYz68kM
watch the whole thing, it's crazy.
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baby vs. cobro
http://youtube.com/watch?v=1a4-jwXejc0&feature=related
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baby vs. cobro
http://youtube.com/watch?v=1a4-jwXejc0&feature=related
holy fuck!! it has to be de-fanged.
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http://youtube.com/watch?v=LU8DDYz68kM
watch the whole thing, it's crazy.
fuck yeah! you never see that turn of events on Discovery
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http://youtube.com/watch?v=LU8DDYz68kM
watch the whole thing, it's crazy.
fuck yeah! you never see that turn of events on Discovery
fucking gang bangers
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Damn, broke 2k and didn't even realize it, I woulda partied like it was 1999 :(
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this will probably become a thread in photos/videos
Lem Villemin- new silver truck comercial
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8rkhKvmRWBA
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The landing is so good on that.
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This is where I should have posted the dagger/berrics thing...sry :-[
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This is where I should have posted the dagger/berrics thing...sry :-[
I beleive it's topic worthy. Especially when Nick finally sees it. ;D
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Skeleton sex
http://www.behance.net/Gallery/Skeleton/89205
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The dude on the right parked next to me today:
(http://www.tmobilepictures.com/photos/photo23/a3/7b/4ac1e10efcf5.jpg?_rh=44be429u15koynme370onfm9w)
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The dude on the right parked next to me today:
(http://www.tmobilepictures.com/photos/photo23/a3/7b/4ac1e10efcf5.jpg?_rh=44be429u15koynme370onfm9w)
Did they get in a fight?
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The dude on the right parked next to me today:
It's kind of funny how like Ford built a 302 and 351 engines, and Chevy had 301 and 350; plus they look similar. I think the thing I like about the Blazer is the solid front axle - I've had a lot of trouble with the "Ford Twin I-Beam". But whatevs.
In answer to your question: yes. Well, not so much a fight, as I bashed the shit out of his door with my board, and then left this on the dent: (http://noborderscamp.org/files/images/485323981_8a9807c3e9_0.thumbnail.jpg)
I like to keep em guessing, you know?
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The dude on the right parked next to me today:
It's kind of funny how like Ford built a 302 and 351 engines, and Chevy had 301 and 350; plus they look similar. I think the thing I like about the Blazer is the solid front axle - I've had a lot of trouble with the "Ford Twin I-Beam". But whatevs.
In answer to your question: yes. Well, not so much a fight, as I bashed the shit out of his door with my board, and then left this on the dent: (http://noborderscamp.org/files/images/485323981_8a9807c3e9_0.thumbnail.jpg)
I like to keep em guessing, you know?
I'm almost sure I've seen that Blazer around. The beauty of those trucks is that you can just pull/pound dents right out.
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Is 1 pm too early to drink beer?
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Is 1 pm too early to drink beer?
Man, I don't know, I used to like to drink in the morning....Thing is, all those rules about when and how much and what kind etc., etc., are made up by people who don't enjoy their drinking quite as much as others, I think anyways...
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whos more trash neds or chavs?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2KA9oakKDoA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=scNLfr1EP08
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y74s_uI_5kU
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Is 1 pm too early to drink beer?
Any time after 10am is fine. If you're on Holiday any time is fine.
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This lady really needs to stop fucking already:
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/24537885/
<img src="http://feministing.com/clowncar.jpg">
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http://www.slapmagazine.com/index.php?option=com_smf&Itemid=33&action=profile;u=7946
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Is 1 pm too early to drink beer?
never, ever. it may even be a bit late, i suggest 10 am
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1pm is perfectly fine, it's even socially accepted. 11am is the turning point for me, 11:30 is good already. But maybe that' just Biergarten mentality.
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The torture game:
http://awesomeyay.com/games.php?act=play&id=340
I drew a dick on my puppet when I was done.
(http://www.picattic.com/files/jflaasmclozsnem3c0bb.jpg)
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The torture game:
http://awesomeyay.com/games.php?act=play&id=340
I drew a dick on my puppet when I was done.
(http://www.picattic.com/files/jflaasmclozsnem3c0bb.jpg)
aaahahahhaha bookmarked
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What's that site where you can make the pics with the captions? There was a big thread on here a month back. I can't remember.
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http://wigflip.com/automotivator/
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(http://img404.imageshack.us/img404/696/r0rzolhcc1zw5.jpg)
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if you want a torture game then time yourself and see how long you can watch this video before you get pissed of and/or exit
i got to :51 and am fairly confident no one will beat me
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gsK7h5Do__U
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my torture game is reading your posts instead of ignoring you
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this better?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EL3DbwGCm7Q&feature=related
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if you want a torture game then time yourself and see how long you can watch this video before you get pissed of and/or exit
i got to :51 and am fairly confident no one will beat me
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gsK7h5Do__U
i got to :28
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if you want a torture game then time yourself and see how long you can watch this video before you get pissed of and/or exit
i got to :51 and am fairly confident no one will beat me
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gsK7h5Do__U
i got to :28
watched the whole thing just to be a jock about it
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if you want a torture game then time yourself and see how long you can watch this video before you get pissed of and/or exit
i got to :51 and am fairly confident no one will beat me
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gsK7h5Do__U
i got to :28
watched the whole thing just to be a jock about it
The whole thing?!? I got to :37
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if you want a torture game then time yourself and see how long you can watch this video before you get pissed of and/or exit
i got to :51 and am fairly confident no one will beat me
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gsK7h5Do__U
i got to :28
watched the whole thing just to be a jock about it
Yeah, but I'm in no way stoked about it. 2:41- almost made me destroy myself
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She has 6 fingers :)
http://youtube.com/watch?v=ePjf6mAdgYA
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if you want a torture game then time yourself and see how long you can watch this video before you get pissed of and/or exit
i got to :51 and am fairly confident no one will beat me
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gsK7h5Do__U
i got to :28
watched the whole thing just to be a jock about it
Yeah, but I'm in no way stoked about it. 2:41- almost made me destroy myself
unless that turned into ametuer yodel porn you just wasted about three minutes of your life that will never come back
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(http://img404.imageshack.us/img404/696/r0rzolhcc1zw5.jpg)
thats fucking hilarious to read.
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if you want a torture game then time yourself and see how long you can watch this video before you get pissed of and/or exit
i got to :51 and am fairly confident no one will beat me
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gsK7h5Do__U
i got to :28
watched the whole thing just to be a jock about it
Yeah, but I'm in no way stoked about it. 2:41- almost made me destroy myself
i finished it.....it wasnt so bad.....in a really bad kinda way
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I don't know whether to congratulate you or shame you for hitting 2k
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definitly shame me......its 2 thousand ways i have ruined the lives of everyone here
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2c3q9K4cHzY
Giant Coffee Table NES Controller = Awesome.
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joey pepper throwaway line
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qxmcl0ELUYE
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if you want a torture game then time yourself and see how long you can watch this video before you get pissed of and/or exit
i got to :51 and am fairly confident no one will beat me
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gsK7h5Do__U
i got to :28
watched the whole thing just to be a jock about it
Pretty brutal yodel at 2:48 but I couldn't let you and lumpy be the only jocks around here to finish it.
EDIT: For Sale: 2001 white/dark gray interior Audi A6 2.7t quatro (bi-turbo). 95k miles. smoked in. 5 18 inch BBS rims made for Audi with Z rated low profiles.
Asking $225,000.00 USD. Serious inquiries only.
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Bill O'reilly acts like a baby
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1NslsEDNmEA
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This is kind of spooky
Strange Happening in Croatia -- HELP NEEDED!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wyjaM_LwC_U
I shot this video 3 weeks ago on a way to Adriatic coast, on a highway near town Varazdin. As you can clearly see they were 2 guys in protection suits carrying something that can only be dead bodies, protected by 2 members of special forces with guns and 2 agents. One of those agents came running towards me shouting, so I drove away. I've tried contacting local police and my embassy searching for explanation-- they've told me they don't know anything about this incident. Maybe I am being paranoid, but it seemed to me that they are hiding something.
So, IF ANYONE KNOWS ANYTHING ABOUT THIS PLEASE CONTACT ME AT [email protected].
It doesn't appear to be a bullshit account. His e-mail and username match and his account was created today with only this video. I don't know how I came across this. I was searching for something else and accidently sorted by "Date Added".
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2c3q9K4cHzY
Giant Coffee Table NES Controller = Awesome.
It would have been better if he slayed her on that table.
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http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&VideoID=33978419
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i played that with the sound off, and did not expect that at all.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OSAOQuLxSdY
^^^saw this and thought of this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YEcjwxZ1g2k
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What the fuck won't they invent?
The Tougher Than Leather skateboard by Greece is For Lovers fuses the modern sport and lifestyle of skateboarding with the ancient style of Greek handmade sandals.
You can not get any more old school than ancient Greece!
The made to order Tougher Than Leather skates are as much a fashion statement as a sport accessory.
(http://www.trendhunter.com/images/phpthumbnails/18465_2_468.jpeg)
http://www.trendhunter.com/trends/ancient-sandals-skates-tougher-than-leather
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(http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y143/666_555/me/Rastasurprise.jpg)
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^^^saw this and thought of this
If you see something, and it reminds you of a Suicidal Tendencies song, I imagine you're probably having a pretty good day.
That video is wild, though, John McCain what?
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i love google
(http://www.shirleys-wellness-cafe.com/eczema-feet-%20leg2-97.jpg)
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excema is pretty gnarly
(http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a326/birthjunkie27/Samara%20Ann/ExcemaAndStuff2006045.jpg)
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oh come onnnn.
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The Tougher Than Leather skateboard by Greece is For Lovers fuses the modern sport and lifestyle of skateboarding with the ancient style of Greek handmade sandals.
You can not get any more old school than ancient Greece!
The made to order Tougher Than Leather skates are as much a fashion statement as a sport accessory.
(http://www.trendhunter.com/images/phpthumbnails/18465_2_468.jpeg)
http://www.trendhunter.com/trends/ancient-sandals-skates-tougher-than-leather
ok, but do they come... in regular?
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Whose down for an isketch game?
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excema is pretty gnarly
(http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a326/birthjunkie27/Samara%20Ann/ExcemaAndStuff2006045.jpg)
is it me or does that baby have a fucking really big ear?
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"shell grow into it"
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http://www.pitchfork.tv/daytripping/gza-son/gza-son
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(http://www.photobasement.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/choccoveredbacon.jpg)
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(http://www.photobasement.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/choccoveredbacon.jpg)
Fat boy delight.. mmm
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"shell grow into it"
through that one in the pun-itentiary.
zing!
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you guys like annoying youtune videos right?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZLsJyfN0ICU
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you guys like annoying youtune videos right?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZLsJyfN0ICU
i made it to .13
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(http://www.photobasement.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/choccoveredbacon.jpg)
We've made that before, it's so good.
We trying to get this bacon flavored salt, and we're going to have an Iron Chef showdown, with that as the main ingredient
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you guys like annoying youtune videos right?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZLsJyfN0ICU
i made it to .13
:41 I LOVE TO SAIL THE SEA I AM A PIRATE!! I stopped about a minute into it though.
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you guys like annoying youtune videos right?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZLsJyfN0ICU
i made it to .13
hahah swear to god I almost punched the monitor when that little future suicide girl bitch started hopping around like an asshole
But seriously, if I made a dollar for every shitty video I've sat through...
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"we'll dig up the box, you know it's full of precious booty"
words to live by.
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DOUG BROWN ALERT!!
I seriously think i just saw dougy himself in a new mcdonalds ad promoting a free chicken thing on may 15th.
it looked just like him and he was holding a skateboard. the clip was real quick, i've ben drinking, and i wasn't expecting it so i could be wrong, but if i'm right, it'll be a big step up for Mr. Brown.
ps. the video is not on you tube yet.
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DOUG BROWN ALERT!!
I seriously think i just saw dougy himself in a new mcdonalds ad promoting a free chicken thing on may 15th.
it looked just like him and he was holding a skateboard. the clip was real quick, i've ben drinking, and i wasn't expecting it so i could be wrong, but if i'm right, it'll be a big step up for Mr. Brown.
ps. the video is not on you tube yet.
Im so hyped you went straight to the tube to look, thats a clutch move.
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i want a night on the sun.
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(via robbrink.com)
prank calls, thought is was funny, checkout this u-tube user
http://www.youtube.com/buddygz
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ubVVBfYXqvs
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god dude...why are you the worst dude ever?
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by nollie 50 50 he means, endo double peg.
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My response to a stupid myspace girls bulletin
Bulletin headline:I MISSSSSSSS MY
BOYFRIEND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Subject:>;' {
My response:Thanks for sharing
Her response to me: mm ya...thanks for the compassion....
considering he is in a coma on life support right now
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I nollie 50-50ed?-our hubba at my park. Feels good!
Yo ATM sup?
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(via robbrink.com)
prank calls, thought is was funny, checkout this u-tube user
http://www.youtube.com/buddygz
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ubVVBfYXqvs
It's nice to hear that. Where I come from though it's called gettin' some slickum on your hang down.
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My response to a stupid myspace girls bulletin
Bulletin headline:I MISSSSSSSS MY
BOYFRIEND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Subject:>;' {
My response:Thanks for sharing
Her response to me: mm ya...thanks for the compassion....
considering he is in a coma on life support right now
hahahahah ahhhhh that's awful
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awfully funny, in a fucked up way.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aWo42ogiL2w
not sure what to think of this
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Is it just me, or did that pirate guy seem just a little too creepy dancing around the 12 year old girl like that?
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Is it just me, or did that pirate guy seem just a little too creepy dancing around the 12 year old girl like that?
Haha I definately thought the same thing at first, but in all reality the dude's getting paid to dance around like an idiot. I've been doing that without pay for years now, so I think I can see where he's coming from.
And on the show's wikipedia page, it says she's 16 years old, playing the part of an 8 year old.
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(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/41/97665845_acb326edbe.jpg?v=0)
oh pablo ::)
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LAKE PARK, Fla.-- A 7-year-old boy who took his grandmother's car on a joyride last month has been taken for a mental health evaluation after he allegedly beat her up inside a South Florida Wal-Mart, WPBF News 25 reported.
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My response to a stupid myspace girls bulletin
Bulletin headline:I MISSSSSSSS MY
BOYFRIEND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Subject:>;' {
My response:Thanks for sharing
Her response to me: mm ya...thanks for the compassion....
considering he is in a coma on life support right now
hahahahah ahhhhh that's awful
(http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn188/twisted-servant/shocked.jpg)
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http://sports.yahoo.com/olympics/news?slug=ap-run-cas-pistorius&prov=ap&type=lgns
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http://sports.yahoo.com/olympics/news?slug=ap-run-cas-pistorius&prov=ap&type=lgns
i don't know about this really. i still feel like it's kind of an advantage, or even if it's not an advantage, it's not the same as guys who run normally. it's totally different to run on two legs than on those blades and you can't put them both in the same race, it's just not the same thing.
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http://sports.yahoo.com/olympics/news?slug=ap-run-cas-pistorius&prov=ap&type=lgns
i don't know about this really. i still feel like it's kind of an advantage, or even if it's not an advantage, it's not the same as guys who run normally. it's totally different to run on two legs than on those blades and you can't put them both in the same race, it's just not the same thing.
I agree
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No we want you to just leave.
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LAKE PARK, Fla.-- A 7-year-old boy who took his grandmother's car on a joyride last month has been taken for a mental health evaluation after he allegedly beat her up inside a South Florida Wal-Mart, WPBF News 25 reported.
give me the link please give me the link
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Faggot Weezy goes to the the zoo ::)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yn9ceFwo1H8
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LAKE PARK, Fla.-- A 7-year-old boy who took his grandmother's car on a joyride last month has been taken for a mental health evaluation after he allegedly beat her up inside a South Florida Wal-Mart, WPBF News 25 reported.
WHAT! my boy latarian milton definitely ain't on some mental health decline shit, bitch probably deserved it and i'm sure he did it based on a very respectal moral thought process. FREE HOODRAT!
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No we want you to just leave.
yeah it is
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tooken
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I'm on a different comp than usual, so I had to log in again, and you know the option to stay logged in "forever" ? Well, it actually only logs you in for 6 years.
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whatever happened to that kid that ate shit on the Hollywood High Rail in the friends section of Baker 3
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whatever happened to that kid that ate shit on the Hollywood High Rail in the friends section of Baker 3
who even was that? He took a fucking slam though
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now that i've gotten a bit older, shit has really changed. i'm almost 21, all of my friends are all really fucked up (and aren't really friends anymore), and i'm seriously losing my fucking mind. that said, it's such a relief to go on slap, talk a little trash (and take a little), and forget about the stresses of my real life, if only for a few minutes. to conclude, i appreciate you guys for reminding me that we're all fucked up, and as people, we're essentially all the same. thanks for all the laughs. sorry to sound like such a cornball, but i love you guys*.
no homo.
*excluding childofthesuburbs, gangster frederick.
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(http://www.gifninja.com/Workspace/e5969260-c92a-4a8e-865c-524b1f90988c/output.gif)
I cant get over how amazing it is.
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(http://www.gifninja.com/Workspace/e5969260-c92a-4a8e-865c-524b1f90988c/output.gif)
I cant get over how amazing it is.
sight unseen friends? i remember watching recently.
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is anybody on SLAP gonna be at the val surf game of skate this thursday?
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she gots the bidness handled
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YU7zx_BT8tg
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(http://www.american-pictures.com/gallery/usa/book121-a.jpg)
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most of this shit is hard on the eyes. but it made me say wtf like 3 or 4 times.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sQ4UJYPy7JE
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most of this shit is hard on the eyes. but it made me say wtf like 3 or 4 times.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sQ4UJYPy7JE
I know San Antonio and other Texas spots when I see them.
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most of this shit is hard on the eyes. but it made me say wtf like 3 or 4 times.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sQ4UJYPy7JE
I'm jealous of their plentiful ledge spots.
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she gots the bidness handled
Hey Sergio, thanks for putting that up. I made that lady's beautiful hair on the ground my new avatar:
(http://i275.photobucket.com/albums/jj300/cpmorgan5000/hair-1.jpg?t=1211222044)
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NSFW for those who need to know
Is it a bird? A plane?
Nope. It's a flying penis.
http://www.sharenator.com/vid/347/
(http://files.sharenator.com/E78E832C_FB47_42D4_9156_2E0ECCA7734-s580x386-1893-580.jpg)
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This is a story about a shooting in Denver, but the second comment is very revealing.
It shows how the media doesn't ever really dig for the important information. The comments author puts two incidents together very concisely and correctly predicts this summers upcoming gang violence.
http://www.denverpost.com/breakingnews/ci_9305149 (http://www.denverpost.com/breakingnews/ci_9305149)
Now let's put these stories into context. The streets immediately knew that the man murdered in Aurora early Saturday morning was Asbury. I got the news about 7:30 am. It's very interesting and disturbing to many on the streets that the Aurora Police Department would offer a reward for a gang murder. Gang murders usually go unaddressed with no criminal investigation much less a reward being offered for information. So what was the working relationship with Asbury and the APD? I remember this being my question with Asbury, the Denver Police Department, and its hoodlum rogue cop Kurt Peterson when Asbury was featured in a front page article by the Post last September, and crooked cop Peterson spoke so highly of Asbury.
The streets are now rumoring that The Holly Street blaze is the result of Asbury's death wish being honored by his hood. Asbury was a Rolling 30/Tre-Tre Gangsta CRIP. The Holly strip mall is the popular loitering spot for the Crenshaw Mafia BLOODS as well as other BLOOD subsets in Park Hill. Street rumors say that Asbury asked his crew to burn-down the Holly if he was ever to be killed. So do not believe attempts to minimize this blaze as accidental, because the Denver Police would welcome the coming violence for their own job sakes as opposed to trying to inform the public and squash it. Believe me, the good gang Rev. Kelly knows what he is talking about when he warns of coming conflict due to all of this.
Overnight, there has already been retaliation by the BLOODS who are rumored to have went and riddled the Downing Street Park-n-Ride with bullets, which is a popular loitering spot for the CRIPS.
With the advent of these two incidents the streets are claiming a war has been called by both rival gangs. Combine this with some very high level BLOODS being recently released from prison like Joey Alexander, Daryl Lockett, and Billy McAdams and the streets of Denver can expect for there to be some bloodshed this summer of unprecedented proportions. This could really get worse than the Summer of 93, and we all should challenge the largest gang in Denver, Denver Police Department's Gang Unit, to address this situation with the same senseless violence and murder it is known to distribute.
However, we know from history that these racist bumbling cowards are only good at killing unarmed citizens or citizens with soda cans and could never have the nerve to kill one of these high level gang members that are actually armed, dangerous, and ready to kill or be killed. The last time Captain Kurt tried to fight the real villains he got shot in the jaw and almost died, so the DPD being the cowards they are will be scared of the real violent criminals they try to brand people like Paul Childs, Denise Washington, Frank Romero, T.C. Armstrong, and Frank Labato as after their legal murders and beatings.
Regardless, please everyone be careful and check to see if your child is involved in this coming gang war and let's try and do the job we know DPD and APD will never do.
Tyrone Rawlings
Joined: Jul 16
Points: 427 Posted by Tyrone Rawlings (aka Voice of the Streets)
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umm... HeliCOCKtor?...
no! wait, wait..
I wonder if there were tiny men in the COCKpit.... ehh? :-\
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Looks like I'll be lurking Boulder and the North side of the Springs this summer.
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umm... HeliCOCKtor?...
no! wait, wait..
I wonder if there were tiny men in the COCKpit.... ehh? :-\
haha all the pals were flying it
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why the fuck has MTV been playing Testament all day?
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an unidentifiable skate video was just playing at jack in the box.
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This is a story about a shooting in Denver, but the second comment is very revealing.
It shows how the media doesn't ever really dig for the important information. The comments author puts two incidents together very concisely and correctly predicts this summers upcoming gang violence.
http://www.denverpost.com/breakingnews/ci_9305149 (http://www.denverpost.com/breakingnews/ci_9305149)
Now let's put these stories into context. The streets immediately knew that the man murdered in Aurora early Saturday morning was Asbury. I got the news about 7:30 am. It's very interesting and disturbing to many on the streets that the Aurora Police Department would offer a reward for a gang murder. Gang murders usually go unaddressed with no criminal investigation much less a reward being offered for information. So what was the working relationship with Asbury and the APD? I remember this being my question with Asbury, the Denver Police Department, and its hoodlum rogue cop Kurt Peterson when Asbury was featured in a front page article by the Post last September, and crooked cop Peterson spoke so highly of Asbury.
The streets are now rumoring that The Holly Street blaze is the result of Asbury's death wish being honored by his hood. Asbury was a Rolling 30/Tre-Tre Gangsta CRIP. The Holly strip mall is the popular loitering spot for the Crenshaw Mafia BLOODS as well as other BLOOD subsets in Park Hill. Street rumors say that Asbury asked his crew to burn-down the Holly if he was ever to be killed. So do not believe attempts to minimize this blaze as accidental, because the Denver Police would welcome the coming violence for their own job sakes as opposed to trying to inform the public and squash it. Believe me, the good gang Rev. Kelly knows what he is talking about when he warns of coming conflict due to all of this.
Overnight, there has already been retaliation by the BLOODS who are rumored to have went and riddled the Downing Street Park-n-Ride with bullets, which is a popular loitering spot for the CRIPS.
With the advent of these two incidents the streets are claiming a war has been called by both rival gangs. Combine this with some very high level BLOODS being recently released from prison like Joey Alexander, Daryl Lockett, and Billy McAdams and the streets of Denver can expect for there to be some bloodshed this summer of unprecedented proportions. This could really get worse than the Summer of 93, and we all should challenge the largest gang in Denver, Denver Police Department's Gang Unit, to address this situation with the same senseless violence and murder it is known to distribute.
However, we know from history that these racist bumbling cowards are only good at killing unarmed citizens or citizens with soda cans and could never have the nerve to kill one of these high level gang members that are actually armed, dangerous, and ready to kill or be killed. The last time Captain Kurt tried to fight the real villains he got shot in the jaw and almost died, so the DPD being the cowards they are will be scared of the real violent criminals they try to brand people like Paul Childs, Denise Washington, Frank Romero, T.C. Armstrong, and Frank Labato as after their legal murders and beatings.
Regardless, please everyone be careful and check to see if your child is involved in this coming gang war and let's try and do the job we know DPD and APD will never do.
Tyrone Rawlings
Joined: Jul 16
Points: 427 Posted by Tyrone Rawlings (aka Voice of the Streets)
wow, that's fucked. very fucked.
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an unidentifiable skate video was just playing at jack in the box.
I have also seen this. If I remember correctly it has some cellar doors.
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a set of stairs to a
cellar door
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bobby bobby bobbys
been there befoooore
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bobby bobby bobbys
been there befoooore
aaahahahaahaaa
He's a little bitter spiteful man...
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i hate you both
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http://www.theberrics.com/dailyops.php
Mike Mo is on a basketball team?
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chris cole youtube comments
flyinsnw (2 months ago
i was amateur contests with this guy. his style has gotten so much better.
y0y0plant (2 months ago)
I cant belive it,what did he were
flyinsnw (2 months ago)
black.
myWORLDizDIGITAL (2 months ago)
that was an awesome board kick in the beginning!
--great video.
catcha later,
XEM
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i want to know, on average, how many pigeons are eaten by homeless people a year.
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i want to know, on average, how many pigeons are eaten by homeless people a year.
and do pigeons still do the thing where they carry paper messages across the city with their feet?
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i want to know, on average, how many pigeons are eaten by homeless people a year.
Probably not to many. I can't imagine Pigeons being to tasty...Plus they are way to hard to catch.
Unless you find one dead on the side of the road.
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i want to know, on average, how many pigeons are eaten by homeless people a year.
Probably not to many. I can't imagine Pigeons being to tasty...Plus they are way to hard to catch.
Unless you find one dead on the side of the road.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Idqw-rI9B2s
I've got more (videos)
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i want to know, on average, how many pigeons are eaten by homeless people a year.
Probably not to many. I can't imagine Pigeons being to tasty...Plus they are way to hard to catch.
Unless you find one dead on the side of the road.
I've got more (videos)
I hit a pigeon with my car a while ago, it didn't die or anything but when i got out to look, there was a pigeon shaped dust mark on my fender. wings and all.
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i want to know, on average, how many pigeons are eaten by homeless people a year.
This might answer your question good sir
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carrier_pigeon
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Also, as someone who has enjoyed squab, I can tell you that pigeon is not bad to eat.
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ive moved onto better tallies and statistics. 3 legged dogs are up next.
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I hit a pigeon with my car a while ago, it didn't die or anything but when i got out to look, there was a pigeon shaped dust mark on my fender. wings and all.
i thought we had a deal with the pigeons!
(http://www.seinfeldonline.com/george.jpg)
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my buddy just got back from filming for this new snowboard movie, and they were using these fucking things, from helicopters.. regular.
(http://img134.imageshack.us/img134/1959/pr0601173dvx33qtrlgkk0.jpg)
(http://img141.imageshack.us/img141/8818/pr0601173dvx3rightlgut9.jpg)
i cant imagine how much that thing costs.
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oh my god
why two lenses? 3d?
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i dont know if thats the actual camera, he said they were huge cameras with like 2ft wide lenses. that came up on google so i figured it was something like that. but either way. he said they were the same cameras they use to film on that HD shit on the discovery channel.
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i want to know, on average, how many pigeons are eaten by homeless people a year.
Probably not to many. I can't imagine Pigeons being to tasty...Plus they are way to hard to catch.
Unless you find one dead on the side of the road.
Relating to hard to catch. I live accross from an apartment complex, and one day when I was walking to the end of the street, I heard this banging noise, so I look up and this little asian lady is banging a pidgeon against the balcony trying to kill it. I guess they eat them or something, it was pretty funny when she stopped and looked at me.
Theres also someone in the area that sells them. Anyone want a pet pidgeon?
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Theres also someone in the area that sells them. Anyone want a pet pidgeon?
(http://cache.viewimages.com/xc/1958833.jpg?v=1&c=ViewImages&k=2&d=17A4AD9FDB9CF1939057D9939C83F10677FC93D53CF697AD5A5397277B4DC33E)
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oh my god
why two lenses? 3d?
Kinda like if you close one eye and you lose depth perseption, adding another lens would create more depth. Its pretty insane.
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well like, people have like two eyes, i think, so like, if you have two lenses its like, kind of like a human. we also have like two handles at the top of our heads, so like i think their like making an android who like films snowboard videos
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[Prodigy talking]
Yeah yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah. Hold the f**k up. We gon' take this little intermission, listen to what the f**k I got to say ya know? I been doin this shit for years; holdin' heat, sellin, using, abusing all types of drugs. Robbin' niggas, runnin up in niggas' cribs, ya know? The whole shit. So don't ever in yo life get me confused with some of them other niggas that you might see on TV, or hear on the radio and such, ya know what I'm sayin? I mean this is me, P. I'm speakin from my f**kin self. When you see me at a show, on stage or on the street, I definetely got the gat on me, know what I'm sayin? Knowaimean? [sniffs] And it aint like I'm tryin to be a tough guy, or I'm tryin to make people think I'm crazy by sayin all this shit. What it is that, I know how niggas gets down, aight? I used to be in the clubs, the music tunnel or whatever-the-f**k. They used to get they little drink on, havin fun wit their little crew, knowatimsayin? Start cuttin or shootin or whateva. Things like that. Lotta these so called rap niggas aint never seen no parts of that shit, knowatimsayin? Dig where I'm comin from? Word up, yo. And I know a lot of ya'll niggas, matter fact all ya'll niggas right now listenin to this shit like "Yeah, yeah we gon' see them Mobb Deep niggas. We gon' see what they about. Knowatimsayin? Touch where they head is at." Yo, I'll let ya'll niggas know right now yaknowwatimsayin you aint gotta waste yo time or yo money on ya hospital bills. If you step to me on a personal level, I don't back down easy knowatmsayin there's a good chance ya ass is either gon' get shot, stabbed, or knuckled down, one out of the three. So don't gamble wit ya life, du'. Word up. And believe me, I know very well I can get shot, stabbed, or f**ked up too, whatever. I aint super-nigga I'm a lil skinny mothaf**ker. It's all about who gets who first though, knowaimsayin? So therefore, say no more, to all my niggas get the money, frontin' niggas get deceased.
And oh yeah.. to all them rap ass niggas wit ya half assed rhymes talkin bout how much you get high, how much weed you smoke and that crazy space shit that don't even make no sense: don't ever speak to me when you see me, knowaimsaying? Word. Imma have to get on some ol' high school shit, start punchin niggas in they face just for livin. Yo, I'm finnished what I had to say, ya'll can continue on.
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oh my fucking god.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VqTp4wZjtMI
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I donated blood today and i feel like twice the person i was before
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[Prodigy talking]
Imma have to get on some ol' high school shit, start punchin niggas in they face just for livin.
quote of the year?
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oh my fucking god.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VqTp4wZjtMI
that got real awesome real quick.
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Ok, hopefully someone can help me out. I'm about to set up a 8.25" deck I've had sitting around. My question is, should I skate it with 139s or 149s in Indy. Any help would be great.
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I skate 139's on an 8 1/8 with no problems.
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149's if you're not a pussy
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whatever one is 8 inches. i like my trucks to be twice the size of my wiener... fully erect :-[
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[Prodigy talking]
Yeah yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah. Hold the f**k up. We gon' take this little intermission, listen to what the f**k I got to say ya know? I been doin this shit for years; holdin' heat, sellin, using, abusing all types of drugs. Robbin' niggas, runnin up in niggas' cribs, ya know? The whole shit. So don't ever in yo life get me confused with some of them other niggas that you might see on TV, or hear on the radio and such, ya know what I'm sayin? I mean this is me, P. I'm speakin from my f**kin self. When you see me at a show, on stage or on the street, I definetely got the gat on me, know what I'm sayin? Knowaimean? [sniffs] And it aint like I'm tryin to be a tough guy, or I'm tryin to make people think I'm crazy by sayin all this shit. What it is that, I know how niggas gets down, aight? I used to be in the clubs, the music tunnel or whatever-the-f**k. They used to get they little drink on, havin fun wit their little crew, knowatimsayin? Start cuttin or shootin or whateva. Things like that. Lotta these so called rap niggas aint never seen no parts of that shit, knowatimsayin? Dig where I'm comin from? Word up, yo. And I know a lot of ya'll niggas, matter fact all ya'll niggas right now listenin to this shit like "Yeah, yeah we gon' see them Mobb Deep niggas. We gon' see what they about. Knowatimsayin? Touch where they head is at." Yo, I'll let ya'll niggas know right now yaknowwatimsayin you aint gotta waste yo time or yo money on ya hospital bills. If you step to me on a personal level, I don't back down easy knowatmsayin there's a good chance ya ass is either gon' get shot, stabbed, or knuckled down, one out of the three. So don't gamble wit ya life, du'. Word up. And believe me, I know very well I can get shot, stabbed, or f**ked up too, whatever. I aint super-nigga I'm a lil skinny mothaf**ker. It's all about who gets who first though, knowaimsayin? So therefore, say no more, to all my niggas get the money, frontin' niggas get deceased.
And oh yeah.. to all them rap ass niggas wit ya half assed rhymes talkin bout how much you get high, how much weed you smoke and that crazy space shit that don't even make no sense: don't ever speak to me when you see me, knowaimsaying? Word. Imma have to get on some ol' high school shit, start punchin niggas in they face just for livin. Yo, I'm finnished what I had to say, ya'll can continue on.
"he aint a crook son, he just a shook one"
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vicky needs to make us "free prodigy" shirts.
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my buddy just got back from filming for this new snowboard movie, and they were using these fucking things, from helicopters.. regular.
(http://img134.imageshack.us/img134/1959/pr0601173dvx33qtrlgkk0.jpg)
(http://img141.imageshack.us/img141/8818/pr0601173dvx3rightlgut9.jpg)
i cant imagine how much that thing costs.
i dont know much about cameras but lookign at that thing id say its just two cameras. maybe that big block thing is the hard drive where the footage is overlapped or whatever, i really cant imagine the point of having two seperate cameras an inch away like that. so this post was pretty much useless. but hd cameras dont have to be big, there's tiny hd palmcorders and shit now.
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oh...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=cTcQ9X2Q4I0
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i wonder what they're talking about?
(http://www.sharetheair.net/ericblog/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/jake&sheckler.jpg)
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phelps looks like a giant kid with downs syndrome. more than usual. is he wearing a diaper? looks like the fuckign blueberry kid from charlie and the chocolate factory. only a douchebag of that magnitude could look stupid enough to steal attention away from a gape mouthed sheckley
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my buddy just got back from filming for this new snowboard movie, and they were using these fucking things, from helicopters.. regular.
(http://img134.imageshack.us/img134/1959/pr0601173dvx33qtrlgkk0.jpg)
(http://img141.imageshack.us/img141/8818/pr0601173dvx3rightlgut9.jpg)
i cant imagine how much that thing costs.
i dont know much about cameras but lookign at that thing id say its just two cameras. maybe that big block thing is the hard drive where the footage is overlapped or whatever, i really cant imagine the point of having two seperate cameras an inch away like that. so this post was pretty much useless. but hd cameras dont have to be big, there's tiny hd palmcorders and shit now.
thanks for the insight! and yes, you are right, you know very little.
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my buddy just got back from filming for this new snowboard movie, and they were using these fucking things, from helicopters.. regular.
(http://img134.imageshack.us/img134/1959/pr0601173dvx33qtrlgkk0.jpg)
(http://img141.imageshack.us/img141/8818/pr0601173dvx3rightlgut9.jpg)
i cant imagine how much that thing costs.
i dont know much about cameras but lookign at that thing id say its just two cameras. maybe that big block thing is the hard drive where the footage is overlapped or whatever, i really cant imagine the point of having two seperate cameras an inch away like that. so this post was pretty much useless. but hd cameras dont have to be big, there's tiny hd palmcorders and shit now.
By the looks of it the two cameras are put together to capture a panoramic shot. It makes sense if they used it for snowboarding, more landscape makes things more aesthetically pleasing. In snowboarding anyway.
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Mike Appleyard Thunder Commercial
abp?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s3U7qNU9-cw
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asian jail inmates dance to soulja boy.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=yYp2Aloz-uE
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asian jail inmates dance to soulja boy.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=yYp2Aloz-uE
I abp'd that, bro!
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ohh, you guys gotta settle this in a game of I.N.T.E.R.N.E.T., no grabs or coping dancing though
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Mike Appleyard Thunder Commercial
abp?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s3U7qNU9-cw
who in gods name is mike appleyard?
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i miss my mom.
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i think i just found the most awesome thing on the internet.
it's a rat riding a cat riding a dog.
and it's all on video here:
http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/offbeat/2008/05/21/natpkg.rat.cat.dog.kcoy
"we were sitting in the park and we were thinking about what would be an impossible thing to do... we could put a rat on a cat on a dog. I said I'll do it! and a year and a half later, I did it."
what i would do to be a part of that conversation.
i don't even know what drug could influence that kind of thinking, but i need it.
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http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/offbeat/2008/05/21/natpkg.rat.cat.dog.kcoy
"we were sitting in the park and we were thinking about what would be an impossible thing to do... we could put a rat on a cat on i dog. I said I'll do it! and a year and a half later, I did it."
"its booger, kitty, and mousey"
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i tripped my balls off on mushrooms yesterday and listened to the song "god send conspirator" by coheed and cambria. most likely gonna get flamed for this seeing as there pretty suspect... but this 11 minute song gave me the most amazing trip of my life. started off just seeing a bunch of colors and then at the part where the piano kicks in at around 5:37 my life started flashing before me. i pretty much saw every single memorable/great moment in my life for the flash of a second. once it trancended into the second part of the song i started seeing a robot crying which is what the song was about. most would think this is the part where my trip goes bad but it had a really depressing sensation to it that opened my eyes up to alot of shit...i don't think ill ever look at most things the same way again
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phelps looks like a giant kid with downs syndrome. more than usual. is he wearing a diaper? looks like the fuckign blueberry kid from charlie and the chocolate factory. only a douchebag of that magnitude could look stupid enough to steal attention away from a gape mouthed sheckley
shut up
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i tripped my balls off on mushrooms yesterday and listened to the song "god send conspirator" by coheed and cambria. most likely gonna get flamed for this seeing as there pretty suspect... but this 11 minute song gave me the most amazing trip of my life. started off just seeing a bunch of colors and then at the part where the piano kicks in at around 5:37 my life started flashing before me. i pretty much saw every single memorable/great moment in my life for the flash of a second. once it trancended into the second part of the song i started seeing a robot crying which is what the song was about. most would think this is the part where my trip goes bad but it had a really depressing sensation to it that opened my eyes up to alot of shit...i don't think ill ever look at most things the same way again
are you sure it was shrooms?
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My dog's kind of ugly but I still love him
<img src="http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g117/timsanders/teddy-2.jpg">
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My dog's kind of ugly but I still love him
<img src="http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g117/timsanders/teddy-2.jpg">
i think our dogs are long lost cousins
(http://i242.photobucket.com/albums/ff45/pinzon444/Picture005.jpg)
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i tripped my balls off on mushrooms yesterday and listened to the song "god send conspirator" by coheed and cambria. most likely gonna get flamed for this seeing as there pretty suspect... but this 11 minute song gave me the most amazing trip of my life. started off just seeing a bunch of colors and then at the part where the piano kicks in at around 5:37 my life started flashing before me. i pretty much saw every single memorable/great moment in my life for the flash of a second. once it trancended into the second part of the song i started seeing a robot crying which is what the song was about. most would think this is the part where my trip goes bad but it had a really depressing sensation to it that opened my eyes up to alot of shit...i don't think ill ever look at most things the same way again
are you sure it was shrooms?
yeah. realy slimey type shrooms. more powerful then any others i've tried before
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slimy strong mushrooms hey
(http://www.uoguelph.ca/research/publications/Assets/HTML_MAGS/plants/images/p53.gif)
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Mike Appleyard Thunder Commercial
abp?
it's Mark Appleyard not Mike Appleyard, what the fuck have I been smoking? :-[
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my buddy just got back from filming for this new snowboard movie, and they were using these fucking things, from helicopters.. regular.
(http://img134.imageshack.us/img134/1959/pr0601173dvx33qtrlgkk0.jpg)
(http://img141.imageshack.us/img141/8818/pr0601173dvx3rightlgut9.jpg)
i cant imagine how much that thing costs.
i dont know much about cameras but lookign at that thing id say its just two cameras. maybe that big block thing is the hard drive where the footage is overlapped or whatever, i really cant imagine the point of having two seperate cameras an inch away like that. so this post was pretty much useless. but hd cameras dont have to be big, there's tiny hd palmcorders and shit now.
contradicting or are you joking? making fun of my post that acheived nothing by making one of your own? explain the camera or something, i dont get what youīre getting at.
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when do you know you're a pothead
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when you grow weed in your basement like my friend chris
and those two dogs up there are hilarious the one with the tennis ball looks like he lost his feet in fur
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my buddy just got back from filming for this new snowboard movie, and they were using these fucking things, from helicopters.. regular.
(http://img134.imageshack.us/img134/1959/pr0601173dvx33qtrlgkk0.jpg)
(http://img141.imageshack.us/img141/8818/pr0601173dvx3rightlgut9.jpg)
i cant imagine how much that thing costs.
Is your friend Scott Stevens? I remember you posting his thanks brain part somewhere.
On the camera topic: how are 3d movies filmed?
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with these infront of the lense
(http://retrothing.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/04/09/3dglasses.jpg)
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stop making fun of me, or I will remove your quote from my sig.
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when you grow weed in your basement like my friend chris
and those two dogs up there are hilarious the one with the tennis ball looks like he lost his feet in fur
i saw your last fm thing
we are high
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stop making fun of me, or I will remove your quote from my sig.
i wasnt making fun, just making a really bad and predictable attempt at a joke
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justify yourself a little bit more and I might as well leave your quote in my sig.
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http://blog.drunk-girl-kissing.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/05/college-girls-balls.jpg
Arabian goggles
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my buddy just got back from filming for this new snowboard movie, and they were using these fucking things, from helicopters.. regular.
(http://img134.imageshack.us/img134/1959/pr0601173dvx33qtrlgkk0.jpg)
(http://img141.imageshack.us/img141/8818/pr0601173dvx3rightlgut9.jpg)
i cant imagine how much that thing costs.
Is your friend Scott Stevens? I remember you posting his thanks brain part somewhere.
On the camera topic: how are 3d movies filmed?
i've done a 3d project in photography where you use the blue and red glasses to view them- to make the photo, however, requires two cameras very close to each other pointed in the exact same direction taking a photo (or in this case, perhaps, video) at the exact same time. then we would overlay the two images with, making one red and the other blue while keeping real colour tones subtly in the background (this was all done through an application, so i don't really know the mechanics behind the overlay).
but i'm pretty sure it would be a possibility with that video camera, but not sure if that's what its for
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18,000 US Military Men in 1918 Form the Statue of Liberty
it's really an epic photo. click on it to make it larger
http://savier.org/2008/05/22/18000-us-military-men-in-1918-form-the-statue-of-liberty/
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Dongcopter
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vbnySBqioB0
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ASOxSJbjYM
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(http://img231.imageshack.us/img231/5105/1207195250758kv6.png)
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18,000 US Military Men in 1918 Form the Statue of Liberty
it's really an epic photo. click on it to make it larger
http://savier.org/2008/05/22/18000-us-military-men-in-1918-form-the-statue-of-liberty/
That's awesome...
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ASOxSJbjYM
the warm old man made it feel so "right" to me
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off all my years on slap, there is on slap inside joke i never got...
who the hell is dallas handsome?
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pure awesome i can't believe this guy thought he could eat more than a bear.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=HgqbCq_sxmo (http://youtube.com/watch?v=HgqbCq_sxmo)
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pure awesome i can't believe this guy thought he could eat more than a bear.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=HgqbCq_sxmo (http://youtube.com/watch?v=HgqbCq_sxmo)
Thats ridiculous.
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check out the 'Yo Baby'.
http://www.garagecotoys.com/ (http://www.garagecotoys.com/)
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does Sobe sponsor anything with the word extreme in it
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off all my years on slap, there is on slap inside joke i never got...
who the hell is dallas handsome?
he posted as commercial d. he was really passionate about some conspiracy theories, mostly the 911 ones. he has a website ( www.dallashansen.com ). makes short apperances in modern love and suppers ready, and some canadian tv ( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__rPLmR5ViI ) hes the guy with the skater cut
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pure awesome i can't believe this guy thought he could eat more than a bear.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=HgqbCq_sxmo (http://youtube.com/watch?v=HgqbCq_sxmo)
Thats ridiculous.
Americaaaaa, fuck yeah!
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pure awesome i can't believe this guy thought he could eat more than a bear.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=HgqbCq_sxmo (http://youtube.com/watch?v=HgqbCq_sxmo)
Thats ridiculous.
Americaaaaa, fuck yeah!
"no hands for the bear" hahahah
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weird, on sunday i was watching some 60 minutes article about chipanzee's retiring from hollywood and the trainer was the same moustache master steve martin that trained that bear. what a jennifer, training any animal he can get some tv time for
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off all my years on slap, there is on slap inside joke i never got...
who the hell is dallas handsome?
he posted as commercial d. he was really passionate about some conspiracy theories, mostly the 911 ones. he has a website ( www.dallashansen.com ). makes short apperances in modern love and suppers ready, and some canadian tv ( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__rPLmR5ViI ) hes the guy with the skater cut
that video. i'm dying.
i came across this video recently. its a part of a documentary. interesting stuff on the secrets hidden in washington d.c.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KnYNBr3K5-U&feature=related
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pure awesome i can't believe this guy thought he could eat more than a bear.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=HgqbCq_sxmo (http://youtube.com/watch?v=HgqbCq_sxmo)
I love how self important these eating enthusiasts are.
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man, I was so psyched to see the shark attack the whale and then this...
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what the fuck i made 13 topics?
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(http://www.amny.com/media/photo/2008-05/39347919.jpg)
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(http://www.amny.com/media/photo/2008-05/39347919.jpg)
I'd be hyped if that somehow killed him
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http://www.cnn.com/2008/SHOWBIZ/Movies/06/02/oneal.arrested/?iref=mpstoryview
tatum o'neal the crackhead
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http://www.brainwashed.com/godspeed/deadmetheney/monologues/bbf3.htm
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Anybody remember this?
http://www.youtube.com/v/bNYi6W3v0io&hl=en
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Anybody remember this?
http://www.youtube.com/v/bNYi6W3v0io&hl=en
no, but my god was that rad!
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Anybody remember this?
http://www.youtube.com/v/bNYi6W3v0io&hl=en
fuck yeah! green jelly!
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They began the band with the idea of starting "The World's Worst Band". The name (made up by beloved band friend Mark Potter) was chosen because lime-flavored Jell-O was widely regarded as the worst Jell-O flavor, and Bill thought the name reflected their band's talents. Barely able to play instruments, the band began playing punk shows around Buffalo, New York, with the intention of acting crazy onstage. The band was so technically inept that Joe (then playing bass) had to color-code his bass so that songs could be learned by color, such as "red, green, blue, blue, green", etc. Practicing in Joe's mom's basement was proving pretty useless so they decided to start to do some live shows in the local punk clubs.
The group was quickly banned from local punk club McVans for smashing TVs on stage with a sledgehammer and generally making a huge mess. They quickly changed their name to AJP (American Jell-O Party) in a direct rip-off of the Sex Pistols name-change-to-sneak-into-places-they-were-banned trick SPOTS (Sex Pistols On Tour Secretly). A re-naming of the band proved successful, and they got back into McVans only to repeat their violent conduct, and get re-banned. Following this, the name was quickly changed back to Green Jell-O.
One of the band's early shows was held
in a Masonic Temple in Kenmore. Local teenage jock thugs in the rowdy, drunk and hostile audience broke into the venue's kitchen mid-concert and found a full case of ice cream sandwiches, which they proceeded to throw at the band and all over the stage. By the end of the night the stage was ruined and Green Jellö had to reimburse the venue for damages.
Another early gig at a local YMCA also ended in the band having to pay for cleanup - this time for spilling tons of fake blood on the carpets. The band then got the reputation as a "food-throwing rock band" - and the audience members started bringing their own actual green Jell-O specifically to throw at the band. Later in their career, it wouldn't be unusual to see fans showing up with garbage bags filled with green Jell-O, pudding, whipped cream, or anything messy to throw at the stage and at the band.
They then managed to find a good friend in local punk club (The Continental) owner Bud Burke. Bud let the Jell-O guys play the club on a regular basis and the shows got wilder and wilder. Inversion boots, wheel of torture, whippings and a whole night of Zeppelin tunes played horribly were not uncommon. The audience loved them and the shows were packed.
In 1984 Green Jellö opened for The Ramones at a Buffalo State College summertime outdoor free concert, and the band (who as the opening act had their equipment set up in front of the Ramones' gear) were pelted by the audience with the usual Jell-O, whipped cream and pudding. In the end, Green Jellö had again made a mess and The Ramones' equipment was also covered in mush. They were not pleased, to say the least (Dee Dee was especially mad). Years later in an interview with New York Rocker magazine, Joey Ramone singled out Green Jellö as the worst (and messiest) band to ever open for the Ramones. Of course, Green Jellö took this as the highest praise.
forgets to sign in to wikipedia account*
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ohh dont you put claims on the wikipedia account boy
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http://lolvantgarde.blogspot.com/ (http://lolvantgarde.blogspot.com/)
(http://bp3.blogger.com/_6E4ilQVRqHA/SAjZsjpTHMI/AAAAAAAAAHk/QHgdVb3saSo/s400/lolhanson.jpg)
(http://bp1.blogger.com/_6E4ilQVRqHA/SADlGW5K-2I/AAAAAAAAAGw/tUZqFlwo6Gg/s400/lolmattaclark.jpg)
(http://bp2.blogger.com/_6E4ilQVRqHA/R5adzYfRt4I/AAAAAAAAAGo/VxTM3z9eTrI/s400/lolacconci.jpg)
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ohh dont you put claims on the wikipedia account boy
haha, clearly
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I didn't want to be that asshole who posts a topic about their own stuff and achievements and whatnot, so I decided to post in this thread. I'm pretty psyched on the content thats amassing on the site that I run. I try to update a new clip and photo every week, and I plan on putting out a full length by Christmas, or even earlier. I film most of the clips, unless noted otherwise, and my friend takes all the photos. I guess the reason I'm posting the link here, instead of SP, is because I want it to get some exposure, not necessarily comments and critiques.
http://dontsleepontheeast.com (http://dontsleepontheeast.com)
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http://www.fetchfido.co.uk/games/reaction/reaction_test.htm
.216
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.265 on the first try. I'm obviously very likely to get killed in a one on one combat with a snake.
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0.218
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.23
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.279
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.411 it said i was slow - rude
EDIT: retry .28
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.233 :-\
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.229
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.261
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.205
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9.8
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.22
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.01
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0.847 which is terrible
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i got .02 but my best average is still .205
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i shouldn't even worry about it, but somebody on here has a thing for kooking me daily. forgive me for this bitchmade post. internet reps don't mean shit, so kook away. but when its for meaningless shit, then this person obviously has it out for me. if you have a problem with me on here. just let me know. no need to hide behind your insecurities.
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always wanted a bike, never really found one that i liked. but i met a guy this weekend who makes his own customs. i dont think he sells them, but he told me he might be able to build me one, but i might try and convince him to sell me one of his.
this thing is fucking sick. has an indy baseplate as the brake pedal. even had indy bushings as motormounts. thing is fucking badass. hopefully i can come up with some money soon, summers just getting started.
(http://img74.imageshack.us/img74/8135/img146xa8.jpg)
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indy bushings as motormounts.
(http://img74.imageshack.us/img74/8135/img146xa8.jpg)
watch out!
seriously though, that bike looks cool. what kind of bike did he make it out of?
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deathwish decks are out, anyone pick one up yet? curious to how they feel.
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the same as baker..
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while watching tv today a dove citrus body wash commercial came on and was done in the exact same style as certain scenes in requiem for a dream. it even showed the women showering eyes diolate and only focused on certain sounds. it just struck me as a bit strange as seeing the first thing that comes to mind when seeing sequences like that is drug use.
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I scared my neighbor last night when she knocked on my door to tell me my regular ass left the keys in the lock. I answered in my usual menacing "WHO IS IT?" voice and I swear she looked super freaked. Should the gf and I bake her some cookies for being nice?
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I scared my neighbor last night when she knocked on my door to tell me my regular ass left the keys in the lock. I answered in my usual menacing "WHO IS IT?" voice and I swear she looked super freaked. Should the gf and I bake her some cookies for being nice?
Yes. Being nice to people - so hot right now!
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=II1BkpX03-M
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^^ HELL YEAH!
edit: this was supposed to point to the dog video
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=II1BkpX03-M
holy shit that was amazing
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penis back (not nick matlin):
<img src="http://img74.imageshack.us/img74/773/babywithpenis280504807aws2.jpg">
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grating dicks on babys backs seems like a med school frat house prank. wait till professor steinburgher brings his newborn home, that will show him for giving me that B-
but seriously, poor kid. making that kid burp would feel like getting kicked in the dick 10 times over
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he could start his own line of chairs and tee shirts, i guess
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man, so many possible jokes
I immediately thought of that line from Superbad
Jules: You know, I'll scratch your back, you scratch mine...
Seth: Yeah, funny thing about my back, is that it's actually located on my cock
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penis back (not nick matlin):
<img src="http://img74.imageshack.us/img74/773/babywithpenis280504807aws2.jpg">
leap froooooooooooooooooog!
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i don't know if anyone has heard of this drug but its fucking nuts. Its called the COLOMBIAN DEVIL'S BREATH and you can make anyone do whatever you want easily and they will seem totally normal to everyone else.
this is the first of nine
http://www.vbs.tv/video.php?id=1119242704
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=II1BkpX03-M
holy shit that was amazing
nothing like a good ol almost dog raping
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i don't know if anyone has heard of this drug but its fucking nuts. Its called the COLOMBIAN DEVIL'S BREATH and you can make anyone do whatever you want easily and they will seem totally normal to everyone else.
this is the first of nine
http://www.vbs.tv/video.php?id=1119242704
i would so hand this out to minors on halloween
i mean..
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theres a woman in my street who told me she gave chocolate laxatives to kids on halloween once
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i don't know if anyone has heard of this drug but its fucking nuts. Its called the COLOMBIAN DEVIL'S BREATH and you can make anyone do whatever you want easily and they will seem totally normal to everyone else.
this is the first of nine
http://www.vbs.tv/video.php?id=1119242704
Dang, part 9 was pretty intense...
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i don't know if anyone has heard of this drug but its fucking nuts. Its called the COLOMBIAN DEVIL'S BREATH and you can make anyone do whatever you want easily and they will seem totally normal to everyone else.
this is the first of nine
http://www.vbs.tv/video.php?id=1119242704
Dang, part 9 was pretty intense...
Yeah i just watched that whole thing. crazy shit.
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i don't know if anyone has heard of this drug but its fucking nuts. Its called the COLOMBIAN DEVIL'S BREATH and you can make anyone do whatever you want easily and they will seem totally normal to everyone else.
this is the first of nine
http://www.vbs.tv/video.php?id=1119242704
Dang, part 9 was pretty intense...
Yeah i just watched that whole thing. crazy shit.
scopolamine is no joke or burundanga as its called there. i have a few family members including my mother that have fallen victim to that shit. theres even a famous colombian song about it.
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drugs are so awesome.
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from city hall, to the police station, to the provincial court twice, to the police station again, to the rcmp detachment building twice, i finally paid that fucking seatbelt ticket.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=II1BkpX03-M
holy shit that was amazing
hahaha so awesome
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I think the Hogan family is full of assholes. Hulk on Larry king made me laugh.
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(http://videos.skateperception.com/thumbs/GirlAnitHeroDemo.jpg) (http://videos.skateperception.com/viewvideo/12082/)
this is the best video from the tour I've seen yet
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(http://videos.skateperception.com/thumbs/GirlAnitHeroDemo.jpg) (http://videos.skateperception.com/viewvideo/12082/)
this is the best video from the tour I've seen yet
who's that dude who does the tailslide fakie 50 50 ?
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(http://videos.skateperception.com/thumbs/GirlAnitHeroDemo.jpg) (http://videos.skateperception.com/viewvideo/12082/)
this is the best video from the tour I've seen yet
The alex olson, julein stranger, and koston footie was amazing. Those three made that thread worthy for sure.
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yeah, your right. I'm making a thread. Everyone was in prime form that day. including rick howard
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this website is cool http://www.websiteoutlook.com/www.slapmagazine.com
apparently slapmagazine.com is worth $44,581
Daily Pageview : 19690
Daily Ads Revenue : $61.07
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(http://videos.skateperception.com/thumbs/GirlAnitHeroDemo.jpg) (http://videos.skateperception.com/viewvideo/12082/)
this is the best video from the tour I've seen yet
who was the guy in the beanie who fell over the barrier?
it made me lol.
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i wonder when that vincent alvarez part will be up today
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gnarly mother fuckers right here,
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ThmN0wyRK2s&feature=related
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-561266/Rescuers-helium-balloons-belonging-missing-Brazilian-priest-floating-sea.html
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in skateboarder
boulala behind bars
on april 24, ali boulala was sentanced to spend at least two years in jail for the tragic passing of his friend and roommate shane cross. judge sue pullem found boulala accountable for the the accident due to the influence of alcohol and because boulala was aware of the consequences of driving without a helmet. boulala suffered severe brain damage from the tragic motorcylce accident and has spent the majority of time since the incident in the hospital. he will now spend upwards of four years in australian prison.
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Secret Pro in our midst. Check the board five over from the top left.
(http://bp2.blogger.com/_8dhqErYsRQE/SFWcqhClfhI/AAAAAAAAApE/HtUwXlyi6cQ/s400/Musem2.JPG)
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Secret Pro in our midst. Check the board five over from the top left.
(http://bp2.blogger.com/_8dhqErYsRQE/SFWcqhClfhI/AAAAAAAAApE/HtUwXlyi6cQ/s400/Musem2.JPG)
BB? I knew it, there are possibilites though, could be Vov, Brawler or Big black
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im really craving some eggs benedict right now...
(http://www.sheridanrogers.com/porfolio/eggs_benedict.jpg)
(http://www.bakerssquarerestaurants.com/images/our_menu/menu_photos/eggs_benedict.jpg)
(http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u51/witchywife/EggsBenedict.jpg)
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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godspeed you! black emperor
THE STORY THUS FAR
...hungover it's awful, the sound of trains collapsing back behind here; outside there are distant birds circling in front of 7 miles of heavy cloud falling down, &from where you're lying one of those clouds looks like a hanged man leading a blind, indifferent horse...THIS IS MILE END MY FRIEND, the hollowed out ruins here &a train runs straight thru them... we made a record here in mile End, at the mighty Mxx HOTEL2TANGO, where lonesome trains ramble thru the backyard while the wind plays in the trees where nervous birds hide from a dog named wanda, a kat named lu... 16 rented tracks moving 7.5 inches per second onto ampex456 W/OUT ANY KEYBOARDS, while don& ian rode the faders, tired-eyed&stoic... the whole thing recorded under threat of great threat on a 1933 stahltonbahnd maschine... IT ALL HAPPENED IN MAY; winter was just starting to fade then, and the money hadn't run out yet... 6 months later:we record two songs w/chemical daryl at chemical sound; broke again, john gives us free tape,&brian plays some trumpet there... w/daryl we remix the old stuff too, &then we sequence the record up the street w/rod at mile end studio... mark helps us pretty the package and we put thing to bed & try to carry on... we've been plowing our little field up here for a couple of years now, but the yard is still filled w/rocks&dust&n&sick trees... SO we bide our time, waiting for a purer kick to bloom... &the future is still bleak, uncertain and beautiful... &the van is gassed but the pistons are cracked,and when we close our eyes alls we can see is: open road, telephone poles, a sun that is always setting, and a tangled up melody falling down slowly...
O.K.GOODBYExoxoxoLOVEGODSPEEDYOUBLACKEMPEROR! mILE eND
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=av3LTTpErt0
anyone know the name of this song ? would be much appreciated.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=av3LTTpErt0
anyone know the name of this song ? would be much appreciated.
"the girl" by dr. dog
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awesome, thank you. ;D
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this girl was born with 8 limbs
http://channel.nationalgeographic.com/episode/girl-with-8-limbs-3966/overview#tab-Videos/05349_00
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awesome, thank you. ;D
bobby skated to it in especial, too
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this girl was born with 8 limbs
http://channel.nationalgeographic.com/episode/girl-with-8-limbs-3966/overview#tab-Videos/05349_00
There is a special on tonight about her at nine, I just seen the commercial. unless we're talking about another eight legged human being.
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this girl was born with 8 limbs
http://channel.nationalgeographic.com/episode/girl-with-8-limbs-3966/overview#tab-Videos/05349_00
There is a special on tonight about her at nine, I just seen the commercial. unless we're talking about another eight legged human being.
I hope there is only one.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZHCN2bHp_7k
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qr8B2dnIvR4
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qr8B2dnIvR4
blasphemy
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(http://idibi.free.fr/images/gucci-dewey.jpg)
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3:33 footwear blowin up.
http://perezhilton.com/2008-06-21-look-like-a-playboy
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Normally I deny, lie or torture people who try to bum cigs off of me but for some reason I just decided to give this dood one when he asked and then he gave me a dollar for it. I can now buy a third of a gallon of gas.
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shaq freestyling about kobe in some club in ny.
http://www.tmz.com/tmz_main_video?bcpid=285859616&bclid=294430730&bctid=1626146951
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kobe, tell me how my ass taste
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Normally I deny, lie or torture people who try to bum cigs off of me but for some reason I just decided to give this dood one when he asked and then he gave me a dollar for it. I can now buy a third of a gallon of gas.
gas is $3/gallon?
http://www.tacomagasprices.com/
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(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v127/youllnevergrowold/imgs%20i%20steal/n23401424361990524453gy7.jpg)
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(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/af/Disaster_movie.jpg)
did anyone see the trailer for this movie? it had a "parody" a of Hancock, Zohan, Sex and the City, and even Juno! and the Hulk!
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is anyone watching that 24 hour kevin long commercial?
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is anyone watching that 24 hour kevin long commercial?
yankees hitting coach kevin long?
(http://newyork.yankees.mlb.com/nyy/images/Long_Kevin.jpg)
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(http://idibi.free.fr/images/gucci-dewey.jpg)
Good thing
Where have you gone
Doo doo doobie doo
My good thing
You've been gone too long
Good thing
Doo doo doobie doo
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(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/af/Disaster_movie.jpg)
did anyone see the trailer for this movie? it had a "parody" a of Hancock, Zohan, Sex and the City, and even Juno! and the Hulk!
i fucking loathe every incarnation of these types of parodies.
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im really craving some eggs benedict right now...
(http://www.sheridanrogers.com/porfolio/eggs_benedict.jpg)
(http://www.bakerssquarerestaurants.com/images/our_menu/menu_photos/eggs_benedict.jpg)
(http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u51/witchywife/EggsBenedict.jpg)
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
God damn that looks tasty
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Normally I deny, lie or torture people who try to bum cigs off of me but for some reason I just decided to give this dood one when he asked and then he gave me a dollar for it. I can now buy a third of a gallon of gas.
gas is $3/gallon?
http://www.tacomagasprices.com/
MS steals some of his gas, so it averages out:
(http://freedomandwhisky.blogspot.com/vert.sign.ap.jpg)
He paid this lady a Coke to wear the sign
He has balls to steal natural gas
(http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2005/08/images/050816_gas_theft.jpg)
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is anyone watching that 24 hour kevin long commercial?
I kinda did, but it seems like you cant skip back and forth. Its just constantly playing.
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i'm craving baconbaconbacon
(http://www.playboy.com/blog/upload/import/bacon.jpg)
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looks like everyone's getting in on the Soulja boy dissing bandwagon, including awkward, nerdy, white rappers.
(don't watch more than 30 seconds)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3aJtZ68B_-M
The only thing that made this worth a post is the appropriated response that came from a black dude.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XnoMTLxN41g
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(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/af/Disaster_movie.jpg)
did anyone see the trailer for this movie? it had a "parody" a of Hancock, Zohan, Sex and the City, and even Juno! and the Hulk!
Who the fuck actually watches these movies? They keep doing worse and worse at the box office so its only a matter of time before the studios give up on them.
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^ it was funny when 'scary movie' came out but after that it just got lame
while on the topic of lame movies i just went to
(http://www.firstshowing.net/img/happening-poster-big2.jpg)
this movie was horrible, the acting was pure shit and it was corny, my first mistake was actually going to an m. night shyamalan movie. me and my buddies were blazing in the theatre for most of the movie which was the best part about going to it.
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Normally I deny, lie or torture people who try to bum cigs off of me but for some reason I just decided to give this dood one when he asked and then he gave me a dollar for it. I can now buy a third of a gallon of gas.
gas is $3/gallon?
http://www.tacomagasprices.com/
MS steals some of his gas, so it averages out:
(http://freedomandwhisky.blogspot.com/vert.sign.ap.jpg)
He paid this lady a Coke to wear the sign
He has balls to steal natural gas
(http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2005/08/images/050816_gas_theft.jpg)
I was going to say oops typo I meant a fourth but Colin's answer is far superior.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VG6JvK5xf-o
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lving in a fullpipe
(http://www.spiegel.de/img/0,1020,1223667,00.jpg)
(http://www.spiegel.de/img/0,1020,1223659,00.jpg)
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That mans head is almost three times the size of hers. I wonder if he wants to eat her.
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That mans head is almost three times the size of hers. I wonder if he wants to eat her.
that is rocky dennis from the film 'mask'
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The same Rocky Dennis that Jens Lekman sings about? Also is your avatar from īPuppets That Killī? I didnīt know it was possible to enjoy that show, if so.
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The same Rocky Dennis that Jens Lekman sings about? Also is your avatar from īPuppets That Killī? I didnīt know it was possible to enjoy that show, if so.
maybe, but no the avatar is from an aqua teen episode
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I've gotten three really weird looks today with complete eye contact.
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lving in a fullpipe
(http://www.spiegel.de/img/0,1020,1223667,00.jpg)
(http://www.spiegel.de/img/0,1020,1223659,00.jpg)
Haven't you seen Gleaming the Cube?
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harsh video, thought it was cool @ first but think one of the girls broke her neck and died.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=igWbO4Mi5wM
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sick trick
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UnQGbY5W0Rc
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http://youtube.com/watch?v=4ldoppV4Fq8
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http://youtube.com/watch?v=xrOek4z32Vg
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sick trick
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UnQGbY5W0Rc
haha i used to skate with this dude a bunch, crazy
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yes.
http://www.thrashermagazine.com/index.php?option=com_content&task=blogsection&id=0&Itemid=40
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It's the rumors, the gossip, the sponsor changes, etc... its
The Grape Vine from 411 #1 (1993) plus the premier of Plan B's Virtual Reality
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yiST7kUnTlU
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have you ever seen a sexy black chick in a bikini top skating a ledge?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TuFemP83pYU
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800 is gone? Damn.
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have you ever seen a sexy black chick in a bikini top skating a ledge?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TuFemP83pYU
haha that's Skateboard C
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(http://i147.photobucket.com/albums/r291/missladydoyle/tail0zy.jpg)
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wow
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is that real!!?
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^^
^^ What the fuck was that thing! (http://thmg.photobucket.com/albums/v358/tveye363/Random/th_SmileyBarf.jpg)
Did Leo Romero defy gravity?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sL52iUSaeVg
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http://www.theberrics.com/dailyopspost.php?postid=280
kenny anderson, koston, guy, and more skating at the berrics
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staff_writer's post trip me out
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http://youtube.com/watch?v=F-t8HsHNN-k&feature=user
abovetheinfluence is so stupid
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guy le douche, KrookedEyes, Numeral, HoovUCDC, busey, Benihana yo Mama, Livin The Psychedelic Lif, ROFLCOCKTOR, riding walls, Perfect Cock, diabolik!, Lance, schweet, skate_bored, frig deuce, Hobo.Joe, ChildoftheGhetto, BriDen, milpool, Murdercapital, royaltrout, liahoop9595, danker peaches, Choad Muskrat, crailtapper, lurkstatus, skasta, BrojaySimpson, tysj!, Rocuronium, tiger woods, lovepark1, Comrade, Trick Ass Bitch, corned beef, someonestolemyidentity, Edward Penishands, picklesickshuv-it, JeffGilmer, masturskater, brent, Nancy Chin The Manicurist, Raw!!!, The Pillar, ABG442, Brad Breath, chrisB, Lumpy Oatmeal, arcam, flannelslut, Pappalardos Pizza, robasheep, bentmode, professional, bbk, reginald, Lockstep, marcbuster, viva hate, Allen. and 98 Guests are viewing this board.
just from useless wooden toy banter
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guy le douche, KrookedEyes, Numeral, HoovUCDC, busey, Benihana yo Mama, Livin The Psychedelic Lif, ROFLCOCKTOR, riding walls, Perfect Cock, diabolik!, Lance, schweet, skate_bored, frig deuce, Hobo.Joe, ChildoftheGhetto, BriDen, milpool, Murdercapital, royaltrout, liahoop9595, danker peaches, Choad Muskrat, crailtapper, lurkstatus, skasta, BrojaySimpson, tysj!, Rocuronium, tiger woods, lovepark1, Comrade, Trick Ass Bitch, corned beef, someonestolemyidentity, Edward Penishands, picklesickshuv-it, JeffGilmer, masturskater, brent, Nancy Chin The Manicurist, Raw!!!, The Pillar, ABG442, Brad Breath, chrisB, Lumpy Oatmeal, arcam, flannelslut, Pappalardos Pizza, robasheep, bentmode, professional, bbk, reginald, Lockstep, marcbuster, viva hate, Allen. and 98 Guests are viewing this board.
just from useless wooden toy banter
Fuck yeah.
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guy le douche, KrookedEyes, Numeral, HoovUCDC, busey, Benihana yo Mama, Livin The Psychedelic Lif, ROFLCOCKTOR, riding walls, Perfect Cock, diabolik!, Lance, schweet, skate_bored, frig deuce, Hobo.Joe, ChildoftheGhetto, BriDen, milpool, Murdercapital, royaltrout, liahoop9595, danker peaches, Choad Muskrat, crailtapper, lurkstatus, skasta, BrojaySimpson, tysj!, Rocuronium, tiger woods, lovepark1, Comrade, Trick Ass Bitch, corned beef, someonestolemyidentity, Edward Penishands, picklesickshuv-it, JeffGilmer, masturskater, brent, Nancy Chin The Manicurist, Raw!!!, The Pillar, ABG442, Brad Breath, chrisB, Lumpy Oatmeal, arcam, flannelslut, Pappalardos Pizza, robasheep, bentmode, professional, bbk, reginald, Lockstep, marcbuster, viva hate, Allen. and 98 Guests are viewing this board.
just from useless wooden toy banter
Fuck yeah.
It was damn near impossible to post something in there. Everytime I hit "Post" there would be at least two new replies. I just stopped trying after a while.
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i'm in this workcamp right now and get internet twice a week - i also managed it to stay away jerking of for 7 days. didn't had had that for 13 years or something
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I like the Berrics..
http://www.theberrics.com/dailyopspost.php?postid=280
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this one's for you, MS!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gmk673M5BoA
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Anyone remember this?
(http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1438/1485504968_f87bcfa05f.jpg?v=0)
Well, over the weekend at the Maloof Money Cup Kenny Hughes replied to a question about to his feelings toward Jereme Rogers.
00:21
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hbKXAWP4PHY
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this one's for you, MS!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gmk673M5BoA
That would be horrible.
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this one's for you, MS!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gmk673M5BoA
I would lose my mind faster than im losing it at this ridiculously slack, fun job.
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Stu Graham interview on expn
http://expn.go.com/expn/story?id=3483027 (http://expn.go.com/expn/story?id=3483027)
I am surprised that they interviewed him for that site over someone else.
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http://www.crailtap.com/c3/newrandoms/buznits_clip.MOV
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http://youtube.com/watch?v=kctlBvsaFuE
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lUwOELYjOCk
mike carroll yeah right re edit.
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(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/7/7a/Fred_Durst_by_David_Shankbone.jpg/502px-Fred_Durst_by_David_Shankbone.jpg)
Can anybody honestly say they recognized this person at first glance?
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^no, I had to look at the properties. It made me feel good I didn't know.
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Oh I recognize those blue eyes!
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(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/7/7a/Fred_Durst_by_David_Shankbone.jpg/502px-Fred_Durst_by_David_Shankbone.jpg)
Can anybody honestly say they recognized this person at first glance?
i think this one deserves its own thread, wtf?
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now we all know what was hidden under that red hat. not much, not much at all
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I started looking for a place in vancouver for the end of the month, and half the places i called and emailed turned out to be scam artists from west africa. I just got this email which was a response to a place that was posted as an apartment for $1150 and the response i got was some cut and paste out of some scamming for westafrican dummies book:
Thanks for your email and it is my gladness hearing from you. I am Rev Chris, i owns the house you are making inquiry of. Actually I resided in the house with my family, such as my wife and my only daugther before and presently we had packed due to my transfer from my working place and now situated in the Georgia, USA and presently my house is still available for rent at $750 per month including the utilities like hydro, washer and security, it is furnished.
Moreso Now, i went for a Crusade in West Africa and i will like you to get in touch with my wife in Georgia, USA for more discussion, as she is with the keys and the document to the house. Pls i want you to note know that we're kind and honest family and also spent alot on our property that we want to give you for rent, so i will solicit for your absolute maintenance of this house and want you to treat it as your own, is that taken, it is not the money the main problem but want you to keep it tidy up all the time so that i will be glad to see it neat when i came for a check up. I also want you to let me have trust in you as i always stand on my word.
You can email my wife at ( [email protected] ) and she will attend to you better.
Thanks and you are welcome...
Best Regards
Rev Chris Montanaro
Then i wasted money calling this other guy about a place on lonsdale
"Thanks for your email response... The Apartment is still
available for rent on 151 W 2ND ST Vancouver ,now
rent for $700 per month ready
for move in utilies included. I inherited the
Apartment from my late father. I lived in the
Apartment with my younger sistser, i but presently now
i am in West Africa and i will reside here for some
time due to my current assignment. I just need someone
with an open heart, love and clean to occupy the
Apartment and put all my worries off concerning the
maintenance of the Apartment for, since i am not
residing there for now. I left behind some Facilities
and electonics like satellite TV which you have to pay
for the subcription, and a sony DVD player, air
conditioning, alarm system.
The kitchen is fully equipped with all necessary
cooking utensils, a refrigerator-freezer, four-hob and
oven, microwave, dishwasher and washing machine. Also
the keys to the Apartment are right here with me, and
the lease document. Which i can send to you after all
necessary agreement has be accepted. Also i will like
you to know that the rent charges is not really the
issue , but your absolute maintenance of my Apartment,
because that is the only valuable property my late
father left behind, and it also took him so much time
and money to put all those facilities in place."
which is the basic key scam that has been in the newspapers and everything, called the guy and he was fucking shifty. asked for the number of the building manager and he said he took it as "a personal insult."
this is so brutal.
i like this though : "I also want you to let me have trust in you as i always stand on my word."
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you gotta deliver the hook sooner. edit it down, chop it up. its a fast paced world that we live in, filled with obese people, but i guess they have motors and stuff to get fat people going fast. anyways, you dont see dane cook raveling off a 10 page soliloquy to get to his final destination, a docter farting at a party while on a stool joke. to be honest with you all, isnt it everyones dream to be just like dane cook. so take my advice and every college chud will love you because the girl he is after loves dane cook so he has something in common with her, but really he doesnt like dane cook because he is jealous that he didnt get to star in a movie with jessica simpsons wierd butt chin face and debatable christian pastor dad paid for boob job boobs. he is just tucking his wiener between his legs in order to get with the lobotomy babe, but no pitty should be shed because hes a big enough doy yoy for chasing the brainless girl who likes dane cook
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Es52WQKLumI
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^^ that owl is so strange! I didn't believe what I was seeing at first.
Here's an older Koston clip.
backside noseblunt slide nollie heel flip out.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1rj-wNVbJ-g
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^^ that owl is so strange! I didn't believe what I was seeing at first.
Here's an older Koston clip.
backside noseblunt slide nollie heel flip out.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1rj-wNVbJ-g
sick, i remember that from the menikmati bonus or something like that, but its been years since ive seen it.
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facebook just changed a whole lot. It surprised me but maybe it will be easier to use.
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girls about me
"im dakota and i am really happy in my life (: i don't let anyone or anything get to me. i live a somewhat carefree life, and love it......"
girls bulletin
"I am really really lost right now.
And really, no one understands.
They say they do, claim they do.
No you dont.
And two. Why does everything hit me at once.
And on top of hitting me.
Why does everything BAD happen all at once.
And last but not least;
Why isn't anyone really really there for me.
but then again;
I push them all away who try and help;
Because in my heart of heart;
I already know
No one knows me.
Blows.
But, nothing I can do.
sighh; this day is long
I want to leave my house
And I want my papa back to normal.
and
i guesss
i hate this lonely feeling.
I lost to many people to try and get them back.
Or I lost people, who well; will never come back.
Or I am losing people, who mean the world to me.
I hate fucking losing people
Stay in my godamn life already."
riiiight
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And Now is on sale:
http://www.unicron.net/store/index.php?main_page=product_info&products_id=901
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wnba fight was pretty funny. when it comes to detroit and sports, even our ladies throw down.
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just watched Spinal Tap and noticed these guys look sorta similar
(http://gliving.tv/entertainment/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/spinaltap2.jpg)
(http://media.411vm.com/wiggin/in-the-works/Headshots/BraydonSzafranzski.jpg)
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Emo ban in Russia
http://www.freemuse.org/sw29040.asp (http://www.freemuse.org/sw29040.asp)
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some sick stuff
http://www.clicheskate.com/site/news/lrg.php?v=CALE%20SLAM
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(http://blog.wired.com/photos/uncategorized/podb100_30.jpg)
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Antwuan Dixon has a lot of tattoos
http://www.thrashermagazine.com/index.php?option=com_mojo&Itemid=66&m=200807&paged=1
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Antwuan Dixon has a lot of shitty tattoos
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(http://jj.am/gallery/d/41998-2/BelladonnaDildoKiss.gif)
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http://s7.video2.blip.tv/0640000150489/Tylermcc-eliPrince468.mov
gordo/prince montage
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http://s7.video2.blip.tv/0640000150489/Tylermcc-eliPrince468.mov
gordo/prince montage
Prince kills it on a skateboard
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baby ocelots
(http://i217.photobucket.com/albums/cc236/redtails_photos/OCELOT/BabyOcelot07.jpg)
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some sick stuff
http://www.clicheskate.com/site/news/lrg.php?v=CALE%20SLAM
Sick too see new stuff for Cale.
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(http://img337.imageshack.us/img337/6245/167wo4wmz0.jpg)
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check it out, you can find out where anyone is by typing in their phone number.
www.phonetrace.org
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lol.
i got a room full of probably 6 dudes with that one and everyone just sat around awkwardly afterwards.
except me
i couldn't stop laughing
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(http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d50/DanBOI123/HOT.jpg)
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(http://img178.imageshack.us/img178/2946/furlongmd4.jpg)
John Connor got fat.
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(http://img178.imageshack.us/img178/2946/furlongmd4.jpg)
John Connor got fat.
Someone's been drinking.
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Insane Story:
http://www.trutv.com/library/crime/serial_killers/partners/richard_dean_davis/1_index.html
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an alligator bit some kid's arm off yesterday. they ended up catching the alligator and cutting the kid's arm out of his stomach, but apparently they weren't able to reattach it. the first day of school is going to suck for that kid.
http://www.nola.com/news/index.ssf/2008/07/alligator_bites_boy_near_slide.html
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ABP?
montauk monster :o
(http://www.foxnews.com/images/409094/0_21_montauk_monster_grab.jpg)
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,395294,00.html
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ABP?
montauk monster :o
(http://www.foxnews.com/images/409094/0_21_montauk_monster_grab.jpg)
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,395294,00.html
Damn that is fucked up.
Can someone tell me how I watch the traffic video on the website? whenever i click the "moving in traffic" thing it just opens a photo.
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sorry to all who've gotten shit at work because of my old sig(s)... sorry to those who's moms have walked in seeing the signature on the screen and quickly walked out of the room with a puzzled look on their faces. sorry to those who's fathers have walked in on the young ones and have said, 'you know... everyone does it.'
my sincere apologies. no sarcasm.. real shit.
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sorry to all who've gotten shit at work because of my old sig(s)... sorry to those who's moms have walked in seeing the signature on the screen and quickly walked out of the room with a puzzled look on their faces. sorry to those who's fathers have walked in on the young ones and have said, 'you know... everyone does it.'
my sincere apologies. no sarcasm.. real shit.
i just learned to scroll past your name real fast. applogy accepted. *ass pat*
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sorry to all who've gotten shit at work because of my old sig(s)... sorry to those who's moms have walked in seeing the signature on the screen and quickly walked out of the room with a puzzled look on their faces. sorry to those who's fathers have walked in on the young ones and have said, 'you know... everyone does it.'
my sincere apologies. no sarcasm.. real shit.
i had to block you a while ago because of that and i just unblocked you last week and now i think you rule
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sorry to all who've gotten shit at work because of my old sig(s)... sorry to those who's moms have walked in seeing the signature on the screen and quickly walked out of the room with a puzzled look on their faces. sorry to those who's fathers have walked in on the young ones and have said, 'you know... everyone does it.'
my sincere apologies. no sarcasm.. real shit.
I liked it better when you had girls ramming fruit and or fingers into their butts.
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^ it was fun while it lasted. ha!
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(http://imgsrv.923krock.com/image/wfny3/UserFiles/Image/news_images/july31_08/monster.jpg)
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sorry to all who've gotten shit at work because of my old sig(s)... sorry to those who's moms have walked in seeing the signature on the screen and quickly walked out of the room with a puzzled look on their faces. sorry to those who's fathers have walked in on the young ones and have said, 'you know... everyone does it.'
my sincere apologies. no sarcasm.. real shit.
what ahlee said.
i am backing your new sig though omelette, Kathryn Morris is too fine.
i just learned to scroll past your name real fast. applogy accepted. *ass pat*
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Here's some footage of Goeff Rowley from an old Gullwing promo in 93
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xMN2mXGBKDU
I got the video from this guys channel.
http://www.youtube.com/user/rareskateboardvideos
He's only had the account for a month but he has already posted some rare shit. The guy only has one subscriber (me) and I don't see any sites linking these videos so I have to wonder..... why does he upload this stuff? Well anyways. If you're into old obscure videos you might wanna check this out. It looks promising.
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sorry to all who've gotten shit at work because of my old sig(s)... sorry to those who's moms have walked in seeing the signature on the screen and quickly walked out of the room with a puzzled look on their faces. sorry to those who's fathers have walked in on the young ones and have said, 'you know... everyone does it.'
my sincere apologies. no sarcasm.. real shit.
i just learned to scroll past your name real fast. applogy accepted. *ass pat*
when we hittin the gym?
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sorry to all who've gotten shit at work because of my old sig(s)... sorry to those who's moms have walked in seeing the signature on the screen and quickly walked out of the room with a puzzled look on their faces. sorry to those who's fathers have walked in on the young ones and have said, 'you know... everyone does it.'
my sincere apologies. no sarcasm.. real shit.
i just learned to scroll past your name real fast. applogy accepted. *ass pat*
when we hittin the gym?
I got he Bro-Flex in the basement, grab some heinikens and head on over.
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ready when you are sport
(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/205/511508567_486002f28c.jpg?v=0)
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Crazy motorcycle stunt in Iran.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZeLHBXpUqVg
jeeeeeeez!!
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i had this dream that i was texting with someone only to be awoken to a random text from that person at 4:30 in the morning. it's like i forsaw the future. this has happened to me before too with other stuff like that. it's like i dream the future right before it happens.
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Crazy motorcycle stunt in Iran.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZeLHBXpUqVg
jeeeeeeez!!
if only that guy was a skater, he would probably get a pro board outta that cause um like motorcycles are cool. actually, he kinda looks like one of those skater fags. i think the persian papi high scale clubbing outfit might replace the flannel
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saw about seven rats on the way home tonight
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haha, oh shit
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5mHE00bjwBo
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ShPMhpCJxpw
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^ avatar plz
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ShPMhpCJxpw
Fuck thats awesome!
whenever i puke my friends just laugh at me, i guess i'm not a true ninja though.
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Portal to mythical Mayan underworld
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/26208873/ (http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/26208873/)
I really like anything to do with the Mayans and this is really interesting.
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flip_tricks_(skateboarding) (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flip_tricks_(skateboarding))
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Twisted flip/Unity Flip
A varial kickflip in which the rider does a body varial (body turn) in the opposite direction.
not the best looking trick for sure
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Twisted flip/Unity Flip
A varial kickflip in which the rider does a body varial (body turn) in the opposite direction.
not the best looking trick for sure
Every time i go to the park by my house, the same kid does that trick and tries to play me in skate.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mrg1v7zxujE
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http://www.vibe.com/bestrapper/bracket1.html
http://www.vibe.com/bestrapper/bracket2.html
http://www.vibe.com/bestrapper/bracket3.html
http://www.vibe.com/bestrapper/bracket4.html
http://www.vibe.com/bestrapper/final.html
andre.
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http://www.vibe.com/bestrapper/bracket1.html
http://www.vibe.com/bestrapper/bracket2.html
http://www.vibe.com/bestrapper/bracket3.html
http://www.vibe.com/bestrapper/bracket4.html
http://www.vibe.com/bestrapper/final.html
andre.
Uhhh... Eminem beat BOTH Nas and Ghostface? Ludacris made it to the finals?
What the fuck.
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http://www.vibe.com/bestrapper/bracket1.html
http://www.vibe.com/bestrapper/bracket2.html
http://www.vibe.com/bestrapper/bracket3.html
http://www.vibe.com/bestrapper/bracket4.html
http://www.vibe.com/bestrapper/final.html
andre.
What the fuck.
it's main stream rap, what do you expect
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guess i'm going to a radiohead show in a few days
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(http://www.riprense.com/images/superjesus.jpg)
(http://www.watchingamerica.com/images/superman_pic.jpeg)
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Honestly, what the fuck was going through his mind when he designed these
(http://www.hometowninvasion.com/photos/650/2IMG_4574.jpg)
straight up puking material
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http://www.vibe.com/bestrapper/bracket1.html
http://www.vibe.com/bestrapper/bracket2.html
http://www.vibe.com/bestrapper/bracket3.html
http://www.vibe.com/bestrapper/bracket4.html
http://www.vibe.com/bestrapper/final.html
andre.
What the fuck.
so many "lesser of two evil" choices had to be made, everyone on there is awful
c'mon, dizzy rascal, lil wayne and kanye are 3 dudes I wouldn't even credit as being rappers.
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Honestly, what the fuck was going through his mind when he designed these
(http://www.hometowninvasion.com/photos/650/2IMG_4574.jpg)
straight up puking material
WTF? I can actually smell the stentch of that shoe.
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I wish I could buy the police informer dude a beer.
the Sean Young/Big Brother scans he put up recently just made my night so much better.
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http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=1CkI0yu9ME4
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mrg1v7zxujE
pure awesome. I was obsessed with wonder woman when I was like 5 years old. I clearly remember thinking she was the hottest chick alive.
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http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=1CkI0yu9ME4
no way! that was insane, he could have pulled a steve Irwin super easily.
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(http://www.quartersnacks.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/082008.jpg)
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(http://www.quartersnacks.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/082008.jpg)
explain?
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The brilliant Craigslist find above is courtesy of Barry Livans blog. Skateboard and a hat. Priceless.
sounds like 70% of the dudes at max fish on a saturday.
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Eric Koston- CRIBS
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=23TerclvV7s
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http://skateboarding.transworld.net/2008/08/21/thursday-theater-aug-21/
whatever the fuck that is
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appears to be a nollie inward bigspin double heel disaster
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4WBZwLkvpFI
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some guy stole a car and left it at the end of the exit ramp on the GWB on the manhattan side where we skate.
about 20 minutes go by when a towtruck comes through and i told him that the car was stolen and abandoned and it would be nice if he moved it over to the side so its not blocking rush hour traffic.
so the towtruck guy goes into the car, steals a cellphone charger, then proceeds to hook up the car to the towtruck. what a dick right? he ends hooking up the car all wrong and rips off the whole front end of the car off.
finally the cops show up right at the time he ripped the front end off so they give him a ticket for the damage he caused to the vehicle. the towtruck guy actually sat there and bitched and moaned about it, saying how he was trying to do a good thing but completely forgot he went into the car and stole the charger.
karma is a wonderful thing.
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so I hung up on a 6' ramp coming in from a disaster and slammed down to the pavement. When I got up all I could feel was the pain of my left wrist. I go home and the next day I wake up and can hardly breathe. My whole left-side rib cage is fucking killing me. For the last three days I've been in pretty bad pain. The ribs hurt to the touch, they hurt when I take a deep breath, and they hurt like hell when I do something like... try and close a window.
Would you think it's bruised ribs or broken ribs? Should I even bother going to the doctor? What can they even do for bruised or broken ribs besides give you asprin? It just seems odd to me that the night I did it, I noticed hardly any discomfort in my ribs.
thoughts?
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(http://www.wherearethedogshumping.com/penguin-opinion.jpg)
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http://www.break.com/index/the-pashtoon-midget-dance.html
dang that midget is fresh!
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http://istheinternetfuckingawesome.com/
and
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yJsM1Tl7_jE
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so I hung up on a 6' ramp coming in from a disaster and slammed down to the pavement. When I got up all I could feel was the pain of my left wrist. I go home and the next day I wake up and can hardly breathe. My whole left-side rib cage is fucking killing me. For the last three days I've been in pretty bad pain. The ribs hurt to the touch, they hurt when I take a deep breath, and they hurt like hell when I do something like... try and close a window.
Would you think it's bruised ribs or broken ribs? Should I even bother going to the doctor? What can they even do for bruised or broken ribs besides give you asprin? It just seems odd to me that the night I did it, I noticed hardly any discomfort in my ribs.
thoughts?
maybe just cracked ribs? i broke a rib a few years back and it completely sucked.
asprin won't do much for the pain, you need something a lot stronger like vicoden or hydrocodone
don't go to the hospital because theres no way to re-attach you rib if its broken. they're just going to wrap it up, tell you not to move around too much, then hand you a $1000+ bill.
just buy a velcro body wrap and keep it on for the few weeks, thats what i did.
hope you get well soon.
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wow
just saw my dad and his girlfriend naked
not cool
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jI_zjWssn2g&feature=related
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(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v231/septemberists/2940a85b0d6eed78f8182dd7ebeb9a6b.jpg)
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patrick melcher, jason adams, and someone i couldn't recognize were just on tim and eric's awesome show
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patrick melcher, jason adams, and someone i couldn't recognize were just on tim and eric's awesome show
what the fuck?
is it online already?
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patrick melcher, jason adams, and someone i couldn't recognize were just on tim and eric's awesome show
what the fuck?
is it online already?
http://www.adultswim.com/video/?episodeID=8a2505951bc80ed4011c0a1d716a028a
click the second part
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patrick melcher, jason adams, and someone i couldn't recognize were just on tim and eric's awesome show
what the fuck?
is it online already?
click the second part
thanks, I'll watch it after I smoke.
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Does anyone remember that old cartoon with the sharks who rollerbladed and shit? What was it called?
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no problem foray
doctor, you're thinking of street sharks
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no problem foray
that was the most ridiculous episode I've seen so far.
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no problem foray
doctor, you're thinking of street sharks
(http://media.ebaumsworld.com/picture/BlackLyon/StreetSharks.png)
(http://it-is-law.com/dump/Jawsome.jpg)
that show was wild
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Can anyone recommend a good pair of headphones for me/ ive stuck with ear buds forever but am finding them to have too poor sound quality and they hurt my ears sometimes, im looking for some that have good bass
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adultswim videos are not available outside the US. weak.
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wrong thread buddy
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stoked of this one
(http://i128.photobucket.com/albums/p191/kokody/flyerbrightdone.jpg)
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Anyone hear of Google Chrome? Its Google's new web browser
http://www.google.com/chrome?open (http://www.google.com/chrome?open)
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^^ I heard all about it on NPR today. I'm pretty much down to try anything that has the word Google in it so I just downloaded it. It's actually spell checking this post right now. ( I have red squiggly lines under the acronym"NPR") So far so good. It's cool cause if you have more than one TAB open and one of them goes haywire, it doesn't shut down your whole browser.
EDIT: it's pretty fucking fast too!
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i heard chrome logs your typing, which is no good if you like "innocent school girls getting fucked by salami wielder" type porn and share a computer with grandma
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^^ In that case you can literally hit a button that says OPEN "new incognito window" and a new window pops up with a little icon of a man in a trench coat, hat and sunglasses. (I'm not making that up)
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^hahah, he's really not, it exists, and that really is the icon
might as well of called it the "get creepy" window
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whatever happened to alexx?
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for those of you out there who have metro pcs. i have a question for you.
does your phone happen to have the worst battery life of all time and you have to charge your phone sometimes 3 maybe 4 times a day but then some days it works perfect?
this is because metro pcs is using satelites to cut the power to the battery. take out the battery and put it back in. your phone will turn on.
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Please prank call this woman
714 931 9638
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g45KtHN37bo
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megaupload is fucking up for me and stopping at 70% is there a different site i should be using?
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megaupload is fucking up for me and stopping at 70% is there a different site i should be using?
filefront ?
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megaupload is fucking up for me and stopping at 70% is there a different site i should be using?
Don't you need an account?
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megaupload is fucking up for me and stopping at 70% is there a different site i should be using?
yea, it takes like 2 seconds to make though.
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(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3235/2625223578_ac8907df61.jpg?v=0)
krispy kreme bacon cheddar cheese burgers.
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(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3235/2625223578_ac8907df61.jpg?v=0)
krispy kreme bacon cheddar cheese burgers.
I can't say i would want to eat one
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WrzJ-NDRHgM
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(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3235/2625223578_ac8907df61.jpg?v=0)
krispy kreme bacon cheddar cheese burgers.
seems so gross, but i want a bite
i can't stop sneezing
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theres a professional streetbike racer named Geoff Reynolds
idk just thought it was wierd..
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http://www.thedailyshow.com/full-episodes/index.jhtml?episodeId=184082
such a good episode
ownage
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I found a super racist/ funny article written by someone at the university in my town...
If it's war the Asians want...
It's war they'll get
Max Karson
Issue date: 2/18/08 Section: Opinion
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Since I transferred to CU last year, I've noticed some tension between the white students and the Asian students. There's never any outright conflict, but I notice little things. Like, Asians always seem surprised whenever I talk to them. They stare at me for a few seconds as though I must have made some mistake, and once they realize I'm intentionally speaking to them, they aren't always thrilled.
On the other hand, white people are quick to ridicule Asians. They have no problem with making demeaning remarks about their looks, mannerisms, and accents-things they would never say about black people.
So when an Asian refuses to make eye contact with me or dismisses me with a one-word sentence, I just say to myself, "Max, Asians are not evil cyborgs. They're human, just like you. And if you were a minority student in a sea of walnut-brained business majors and skiers, you'd be crabby, too."
But last week, I had an epiphany.
After my friend and I finished working our abs at the Rec Center, we decided to head upstairs to tighten our buns on the StairMaster. As we walked down the hallway, a rubber ball bounced out of one of the racquetball courts and landed at the feet of an Asian in front of us. He picked up the ball and leaned over the railing of the court nearest to him.
"Hey, that's not ours," I heard a guy call up from the court. The Asian stared down at him for a moment, and then held the ball out to him. "That's not ours," the guy said again.
Then another voice called out from a different court, "Hey, does anyone see a ball up there?"
The Asian looked over, confused.
"I think it goes to that court," I said, pointing to the one nearest to me.
The Asian stared at me blankly for another second, and then he looked back down into the court next to him and offered them the ball again.
"That's not our ball," the guy called up.
"Excuse me," I said. The Asian whipped his head around and scowled at me. "I think it goes to that court."
He paused a few seconds, and then he said, in a perfect American accent, "Okay," and tossed the ball into the court next to me.
That's when it hit me.
The Asian was so jaded by his experiences with the whitebread, brainless tree sloths of CU that even though three people had explained to him that he was trying to return the ball to the wrong court, it was inconceivable to him that we might be right.
And when he looked into my eyes, it wasn't just irritation and disgust that I saw-it was hate. Pure hate.
I'm such a fool for not realizing it sooner. I can't tell you how many times the Asians have treated me like a regular weasel and I've forgiven them. But now I know that Asians are not just "a product of their environment," and their rudeness is not a "cultural misunderstanding."
They hate us all.
And I say it's time we started hating them back. That's right-no more "tolerance." No more "cultural sensitivity." No more "Mr. Pretend-I'm-Not-Racist."
It's time for war.
But we won't attack their bodies or minds. We will attack their souls.
The first step, or "Phase 1," is to find them all. Anyone who is interested in signing up to volunteer can do so by e-mailing me. Next Sunday at noon, we will all meet at Farrand Field. Each volunteer will be issued an extra-large butterfly net.
The hunt will then begin.
When I blow my whistle, we will scatter in every direction and catch as many Asians as possible. Make sure to pay special attention to the Rec Center, the UMC, the math and engineering buildings and Lollicup. If you're not sure if someone is an Asian, give them a calculus problem to do in their head. If they get it right, net 'em.
Captured Asians will be dragged to my apartment on the Hill and hog-tied. Once they're all secured in my living room, "Phase 2" will come into effect.
The Asians' reformation will begin with a 100-round beer pong tournament. They will listen to "It's a Small World" on repeat while they play.
When the tournament is finished, the Asians will then be forced to eat bad sushi from Hapa-with forks. When all the sushi is gone, they will be permitted to sleep for four hours, but the entire time I will shout through a megaphone, over and over, "Why didn't you make enough Wiis?!"
In the morning, the Asians will arrange themselves in rows, if they haven't naturally done so already. I will stand in front of them and hold up a card with the name of an emotion on it such as, "sad," or "surprised." The Asians must then make a facial expression to match the word on the card. Any Asian who remains deadpan or makes the wrong face will be tickled until they pee. When all Asians make the correct face at the same time, the game will end, but then they will be yelled at for being conformists.
The Asians will then be allowed to play "Dance Dance Revolution." However, the game will be rigged so that the Asians will receive no points, regardless of how robotically they dance.
Any Asian who tries to escape will be butterfly-netted and sent back to my apartment for another "Phase 2." Anyone caught speaking any language other than English will be kissed on the lips.
Once the Asian spirit has been broken, "Phase 3" will begin. Before we let the Asians go, we will go to their homes and redecorate them in a traditional American style. We will replace their rice cookers with George Foreman Grills, their green tea mochi with fried Snickers bars, and their rice rockets with Hummers. And booster seats.
When "Phase 3" is complete, the Asians will be released.
Now, I understand that this plan may upset some of you Asian readers, but the only other way to make peace would be to expel you. If you're smart, you'll turn yourselves in now, and it will all be over in a few days.
Besides, look on the bright side-we're not going to put you through anything we haven't put ourselves through, and we all turned out fine.
Contact Campus Press staff editor Max Karson at max.karson@color
http://media.www.thecampuspress.com/media/storage/paper1098/news/2008/02/18/Opinion/If.Its.War.The.Asians.Want-3216954.shtml (http://media.www.thecampuspress.com/media/storage/paper1098/news/2008/02/18/Opinion/If.Its.War.The.Asians.Want-3216954.shtml)
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^wow
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http://www.break.com/index/dumb-skater-smashes-nuts-on-tree.html (http://www.break.com/index/dumb-skater-smashes-nuts-on-tree.html)
made a thread, but it belongs in here
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so last night i was really high and decided to watch beerslave, and i noticed just how shitty every aspect of thrasher videos are, and realized that p-stone just put the clips on a timeline and put a song to it, no editing at all, i dunno, pretty random, thrasher videos no longer get me hyped.
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What appeared to be a fully armed F35 just flew over.
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What appeared to be a fully armed F35 just flew over.
joint strike fighters are in service now? wow. then again, lm mfc is based in texas. i'm sure you get to see a lot of wacky birds fly overhead.
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What appeared to be a fully armed F35 just flew over.
joint strike fighters are in service now? wow. then again, lm mfc is based in texas. i'm sure you get to see a lot of wacky birds fly overhead.
aliens.
Oct 14 massive mothership over Alabama, Google this shit, some crazy lady, Madame Butterfly or some shit has wacky ass videos on Youtube.
A Dutch News Report (english subtitles)
http://www.youtube.com/v/Twl5tlX-ZnI&hl=en&fs=1
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i wasn't referring to ufos
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I've always lived in AF states/cities and known where the airport was, this one was low and armed. I need some specs from lm to be sure.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QQlzX7EyIwU
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<img src="http://i334.photobucket.com/albums/m438/davidbowieswaffle/hahahlol.jpg">
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big tits:
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article1760007.ece
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heaths flickr got weird pretty fast
http://www.flickr.com/photos/kirchart (http://www.flickr.com/photos/kirchart)
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Does anybody know what those stupid hats back in the day are called, I'm thinking mambo socks? They were basically a pair of boxer shorts on your head with a little bungee cord thing in the back to tighten it, I'm trying to find those things on the web and I can't find any.
Thanks
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Does anybody know what those stupid hats back in the day are called, I'm thinking mambo socks? They were basically a pair of boxer shorts on your head with a little bungee cord thing in the back to tighten it, I'm trying to find those things on the web and I can't find any.
Thanks
I believe that was the Forrest Kirby I mean F.O.R.E. doo rag released by Zoo.
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So my friend is seeing Corey Duffel. She told me he constantly uses the word nigger and he told her about his hatred for homosexuals. I don't like Corey Duffel.
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So my friend is seeing Corey Duffel. She told me he constantly uses the word nigger and he told her about his hatred for homosexuals. I don't like Corey Duffel.
I want to know what would happen if we put him with a homosexual black person in one room
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no problem foray
doctor, you're thinking of street sharks
(http://media.ebaumsworld.com/picture/BlackLyon/StreetSharks.png)
(http://it-is-law.com/dump/Jawsome.jpg)
that show was wild
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Can anyone recommend a good pair of headphones for me/ ive stuck with ear buds forever but am finding them to have too poor sound quality and they hurt my ears sometimes, im looking for some that have good bass
I remember this, that show was so good, I mean muscled sharks! come on!
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I'd recommend sennheiser headphones, or bose, but bose is too expensive, and sennheiser has a nice quality/price balance
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no one is using the happy medium thread, so...
- i liked happy medium more than ride the sky, and i really liked ride the sky. i'm more into homie-type videos than serious skating ones.
other:
- i was watching fully flared yesterday and realized how much the intros sucked. the video was great, but the only ones i liked were olsen's, lenoce's, and mj's. cairo's and papallardo's were distractions from the fact that they didn't have anything interesting enough to be used as one, and mikemo's screamed bad acting to me. never really noticed before.
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So my friend is seeing Corey Duffel. She told me he constantly uses the word nigger and he told her about his hatred for homosexuals. I don't like Corey Duffel.
I want to know what would happen if we put him with a homosexual black person in one room
"Can I ride your skateboard?"
"Jump on it!"
-they would 4 play and then fuck each other up the ass. With this playing on repeat in the background:
http://www.youtube.com/v/69jvqONH3Dk&hl=en&fs=1
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I was visiting my mom earlier, and all of a sudden this extremely loud thing flew over the house. I can't even explain it. I thought the house was about to explode or some bomb was going off. I don't even know. My mother ran out of the house and said she saw some plane thing fly off in the distance. I can't put enough emphasis on how loud it was.
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I was visiting my mom earlier, and all of a sudden this extremely loud thing flew over the house. I can't even explain it. I thought the house was about to explode or some bomb was going off. I don't even know. My mother ran out of the house and said she saw some plane thing fly off in the distance. I can't put enough emphasis on how loud it was.
Oct. 14th, get ready.
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http://www.wfsb.com/news/17681114/detail.html
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"He said he his blood pressure had risen and his pulse increased."
I think the guy who wrote this ate some cake too.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xB4-EG37ajk
quim cardona's music video :-[
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no problem foray
doctor, you're thinking of street sharks
(http://media.ebaumsworld.com/picture/BlackLyon/StreetSharks.png)
(http://it-is-law.com/dump/Jawsome.jpg)
that show was wild
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Can anyone recommend a good pair of headphones for me/ ive stuck with ear buds forever but am finding them to have too poor sound quality and they hurt my ears sometimes, im looking for some that have good bass
I remember this, that show was so good, I mean muscled sharks! come on!
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occasionally they sided with Rude dog and the Dweebs...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v37spLnZmuY
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<img src="http://i334.photobucket.com/albums/m438/davidbowieswaffle/hahahlol.jpg">
yay:):):)
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xB4-EG37ajk
quim cardona's music video :-[
Oh, you know, just walking around Spain playing my recorder piano
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ncecwD3xRWc
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ncecwD3xRWc
i tried to find out what this was all about a while back. crazy stuff.
http://www.slapmagazine.com/index.php?option=com_smf&Itemid=33&topic=29378.0
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no problem foray
doctor, you're thinking of street sharks
(http://media.ebaumsworld.com/picture/BlackLyon/StreetSharks.png)
(http://it-is-law.com/dump/Jawsome.jpg)
that show was wild
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Can anyone recommend a good pair of headphones for me/ ive stuck with ear buds forever but am finding them to have too poor sound quality and they hurt my ears sometimes, im looking for some that have good bass
I remember this, that show was so good, I mean muscled sharks! come on!
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v37spLnZmuY
haha, was that Reda doing the narration?
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xB4-EG37ajk
quim cardona's music video :-[
I like it.
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This is the trailer for my Uncles new movie "Ruslan", he directed it, I spent some time on set while they were shooting in Vancouver.
http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=YW9FiTcMwM8
A little embarassing but its traight to dvd what can you expect
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This is the trailer for my Uncles new movie "Ruslan", he directed it, I spent some time on set while they were shooting in Vancouver.
http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=YW9FiTcMwM8
A little embarassing but its traight to dvd what can you expect
As long as it doesn't have music like that in every fight scene it looks good, lots and lots of killing, the sound effects are funny too.
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I just found out I had sex in a church parking lot with some girl when I was blackout drunk and on pills. I think that is kind of funny
Girl:We had sex.
At a church
Me:no we didn't
Girl:In my car, at a church on valentines day.
Me:really?
Girl:Yeah. Then you threw my things all over the parking lot and wouldn't give me my purse or keys and someone called the cops.
And then he wanted to arrest you but I asked him not to.
Me:so i was pretty drunk?
Girl:Yeah, and on some pills I think.
I was so mad at you.

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looks like you're not the worlds nicest drunk.
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(http://i223.photobucket.com/albums/dd120/hipsterrunoff/fuckup9.jpg)
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That's the dude from Fucked Up, isn't it?
That guy used to work at this video store we'd always go to, and we'd refer to him as "cool dude" (not to his face), cause he was fuckin cool. Seriously the friendliest, nicest guy you'd ever met.
After I saw em play the first time, I said "blah blah, I saw you play at blah blah", and he said (smiling wonderfully) "Yeah, usually I cut myself up and stuff, but it was Valentine's day and my girlfriend didn't want me to blah blah". It seems wild (but deserved) to me that they're quasi huge now.
Anyhow, my contribution to this thread (unless it's ABP):
(http://www.kicksonfire.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/nike_sb_thrashin.jpg)
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i made my first successful omlett today.
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put peanut butter on your next coffee crisp, it will burst your taste buds much like curb stomping a freak from a gushers commercial
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my fuckin hero
http://news.yahoo.com/nphotos/Pa-man-eats-15-pound-burger/ss/events/lf/101608bigburger15lbs
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holy shit, have people done that before, or is he eligable for a world record?
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my fuckin hero
http://news.yahoo.com/nphotos/Pa-man-eats-15-pound-burger/ss/events/lf/101608bigburger15lbs
(http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20081016/capt.56cd98d5c9e24099a5bd1c33e7625b17.big_burger_palc101.jpg?x=371&y=345&q=85&sig=TI0caXd4T9rj0J297Zt14w--)
(http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20081016/capt.bd71aeb3e0e24cf0870da43f0a36fada.big_burger_palc103.jpg?x=293&y=345&q=85&sig=r.bFfmXRNEvgrLI6dTfcpQ--)
damn!
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holy shit, have people done that before, or is he eligable for a world record?
i think he's the 1st to finish it at that place ever. they gave him like 400 bucks and some tees. they sadi it was like 10,000 calories
i wanna try that shit!
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dude is probably still on the shitter
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Seriously, if I'd just finished what may be the worlds largest burger, I'd wait 9 hours, then take the worlds largest shit, kill 2 birds with 1 stone
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I want to dedicate my 3000th post to the big guy.
RIP Bernie
(http://www.filmhobbit.com/moviereviews/movie-images/news/reporters/posters/mr3000poster.jpg)
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my fuckin hero
http://news.yahoo.com/nphotos/Pa-man-eats-15-pound-burger/ss/events/lf/101608bigburger15lbs
(http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20081016/capt.56cd98d5c9e24099a5bd1c33e7625b17.big_burger_palc101.jpg?x=371&y=345&q=85&sig=TI0caXd4T9rj0J297Zt14w--)
(http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20081016/capt.bd71aeb3e0e24cf0870da43f0a36fada.big_burger_palc103.jpg?x=293&y=345&q=85&sig=r.bFfmXRNEvgrLI6dTfcpQ--)
damn!
holy fuck thats insane
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I drank Popov vodka for three days straight with no food and ended up violently puking for a whole day :)
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I clicked that huge burger link and saw this at the bottom
(http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20081016/i/r1772410910.jpg)
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My son's baby monitor picks up random people talking sometimes. I don't know if they're cell phones or walkie talkies or what but it freaks me out every time. I just came in from searching the perimeter of my house because I thought there was a creepy lurker out there.
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I'm going snowboarding for the first time in 7 years tomorrow.
wish me luck.
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I'm going snowboarding for the first time in 7 years tomorrow.
wish me luck.
You better bomb a black diamond or you're a big vagina.
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this one for you MS. :)
(http://img159.imageshack.us/img159/7818/image343no1.jpg)
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Giant spider eating a bird
(http://www.news.com.au/common/imagedata/0,,6313710,00.jpg)
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this one for you MS. :)
(http://img159.imageshack.us/img159/7818/image343no1.jpg)
Damn that looks good. Add a 20 oz beer and I'd be set.
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I'm about to start hitchhiking back home...2 1/2 hour drive. seems stupid to start this late, but whatever. wish me luck!
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Giant spider eating a bird
(http://www.news.com.au/common/imagedata/0,,6313710,00.jpg)
Faaark, is that for real? Spiders are fucked up.
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Giant spider eating a bird
(http://www.news.com.au/common/imagedata/0,,6313710,00.jpg)
Faaark, is that for real? Spiders are fucked up.
Yeah, it's for real, but the bird is a finch, so it's probably about 2 inches or so. It's not like he's catching Pidgeotto with a string shot.
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2:48, 4:11, and 5:09 :o
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yciNs4tATvw
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2:48, 4:11, and 5:09 :o
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yciNs4tATvw
damn, I know the Hummingbird is a really small bird, but insects eating birds instead if the other way around is just creepy
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Was that a praying mantis? Ruthless.
I'd like to see a re-edit with this song:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0GiAoUjwHU4
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yeah, and preferably without the creepy ass images of people praying and priests n' shit
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I have a new #1 fear.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=23eimVLAQ2c (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=23eimVLAQ2c)
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I have a new #1 fear.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=23eimVLAQ2c (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=23eimVLAQ2c)
That seriously made me sick to my stomach
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I watched it twice. It was pretty awesome.
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(http://curezone.com/upload/parasites/eye_worm.jpg)
wtf thread material
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fuckeddd
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WHAT THE FUCK
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http://www.davecarulli.com/vgames.mov
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http://www.davecarulli.com/vgames.mov
That was great!!
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http://www.davecarulli.com/vgames.mov
That was great!!
hell yeah. Crazy edit, crazy tricks.
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i just found this on 4chan.
(http://img.4chan.org/b/src/1225244243400.jpg)
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i just found this on 4chan.
(http://img.4chan.org/b/src/1225244243400.jpg)
Thats pretty sick, but just fyi, 4chan links only last about an hour tops. The threads expire either from a post cap or from being ignored. Soooo that pic isn't going to exist in that location for much longer, you should save it to a diff location (photobucket, imageshack, etc) if you want it to stay up.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D5MEJ8snBcY
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anyone know the where abouts of the new long beach park? theres a still of josh harmony skating it on www.toymachine.com
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D5MEJ8snBcY
was tony hawk born with a helmet?
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shit this sucks
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EAGTLxCUBx0
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=75WFTHpOw8Y
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This guy has the freakiest youtube channel ever. But I'm hooked,
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6OSFG5L-piM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gq8xU2HHasA
I think what I like most about him is that he's not some artsy fartsy wanna be weirdo.
He's an actual weirdo.
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This was kind of embarrassing but I just took another bong rip.
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I fuckin hate björk!
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nothing like meth to keep you up
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-uCgFSGzhqI&feature=related
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<a href="http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=46403173">Crazy Love</a><br/><object width="425px" height="360px" ><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"/><param name="movie" value="http://mediaservices.myspace.com/services/media/embed.aspx/m=46403173,t=1,mt=video"/><embed src="http://mediaservices.myspace.com/services/media/embed.aspx/m=46403173,t=1,mt=video" width="425" height="360" allowFullScreen="true" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"></embed></object>
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Damn 19/05/07 was an epic day
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-uCgFSGzhqI&feature=related
he's like the danny way of trampoline skateboarding, bare feet would kill.
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http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=sCb4w3GvCDE
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Anyone know a place I can watch Beauty and the Beast online?
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i was going to start a thread called "lets talk about huffing glue" in honor of that one episode of its always sunny in Philadelphia but i decided against it
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in 5th grade Manuel Martinez used to spread airplane glue on his notebook and get high in class
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(http://jj.am/gallery/d/42092-2/HairFucking.gif)
yeeeeah. fuck that hair. fuck it.
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http://www.mcso.us/PAID/BookingDetail.aspx?ID=27zY4YAkHCCyrV3x4tG1iA==
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http://www.mcso.us/PAID/BookingDetail.aspx?ID=27zY4YAkHCCyrV3x4tG1iA==
This site is awesome
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(http://jj.am/gallery/d/42092-2/HairFucking.gif)
yeeeeah. fuck that hair. fuck it.
There are far too many of these bizarre porn .gifs going around this board lately.
But alas...how I love them.
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The city's driving me out of my mind.
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The city's driving me out of my mind.
haha, one of my brothers actually has the title of the song thats from tattooed on his chest
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The city's driving me out of my mind.
haha, one of my brothers actually has the title of the song thats from tattooed on his chest
What song is that from?
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The city's driving me out of my mind.
haha, one of my brothers actually has the title of the song thats from tattooed on his chest
What song is that from?
http://www.mediafire.com/?nn0z3mmn5zc
he has the parentheses'd part
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(http://jj.am/gallery/d/42092-2/HairFucking.gif)
yeeeeah. fuck that hair. fuck it.
haha this made me laugh
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I was kind of drunk when I was posting last night.
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(http://jj.am/gallery/d/42092-2/HairFucking.gif)
yeeeeah. fuck that hair. fuck it.
now imagine if that girl was medusa. for a moment you would get some slimy snake pleasure, but then all a sudden your boner would turn to a stoner
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http://skateboarding.transworld.net/2008/11/24/fakie-bigspin-inward-heelflips-with-jimmy-carlin/
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(http://jj.am/gallery/d/42092-2/HairFucking.gif)
yeeeeah. fuck that hair. fuck it.
now imagine if that girl was medusa. for a moment you would get some slimy snake pleasure, but then all a sudden your boner would turn to a stoner
damn, 420 posts w/ a 187 rep, too perfect
hypathetical gnar!
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(http://jj.am/gallery/d/42092-2/HairFucking.gif)
yeeeeah. fuck that hair. fuck it.
yea just a very confusin act of sex... but whatever floats your boat.
I bet it would feel better if she used real good shampoo as well like vidal sasoon or some shit
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http://kitschskateboards.com/Montana%20Montage1.mp4
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Pretty new here, so havn't rummaged everywhere....but..HAIR FUCKING....wow. I found the right site.
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My sisters bringing me up a Black Label to replace the Toy Machine I snapped awhile back.
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Oh and just reading some stuff here makes me miss the city and my buddy's so bad. Here its like I have to beg people to skate or just go session shitty spots alone in this shitty town, down in Edmonton everyone was down to skate and we would just hit sick spots downtown or anywhere. Just go and explore Edmonton, skate all day then smoke a joint or two. But here in Newfoundland I've spent so much time on this computer and the people I hang out with aren't even really friends. All they wanna do is play hockey or go to the gym and work out or play basketball or something stupid. Then when the weekend rolls around we get drunk and if something embarrassing happens the whole town finds out in about a day. I can't wait till summer so I can spend 2 months down in Edmonton or when I get my drivers so I can just drive 3 hours away to the nearest skatepark and become a full blown lurker.
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Corey Webster plays for the NY giants.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TYRWEtFcTpU&feature=related
Kickflip lip at the end is soooo sick.
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we just got some green square ones at the shop. im not a vulc fan but they feel tight
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http://portland.craigslist.org/mlt/mis/945440442.html
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http://portland.craigslist.org/mlt/mis/945440442.html
(http://a706.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/43/l_dd86e397725f0ccce030be6e2dc6ba99.jpg)
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(http://esfootwear.com/content/posts/thumbs/boby-worrest-sleepy.png_458x614.jpg)
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(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3185/3085815961_bd3b3cd7f1_o.jpg)
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whenever i got kicked out of spots when i was younger i would use the name rodney mullen or chad muska. getting it in the newspaper is hammer though.
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(http://esfootwear.com/content/posts/thumbs/boby-worrest-sleepy.png_458x614.jpg)
man, that picture is just golden
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(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3185/3085815961_bd3b3cd7f1_o.jpg)
I missed reynolds at vic west. god dam
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3XJQTaC-R6w
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666,666th post!!!
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3XJQTaC-R6w
impressive
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i've become somewhat obsessed with watching clips of people feeding their pet snakes live food
http://jp.youtube.com/watch?v=zrRWQzRoJ28
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There is a clip on the plan b website where they are skating a warehouse with PJ, Rogers, Wenning and Rodriguez.
As i was watching this clip, i noticed that PJ wasn't skating a Plan B board.
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3063/3102155418_30bae335a4.jpg?v=0)
Instead he's skating a board from Raw, a dope company out of Boston, pretty sick
(http://www.readyamongstwilling.com/rawprivatestock2008/rpsreleases082.jpg)
and here is a little interview with twuan explaining why he got arrested
(http://www.worldwideskateboarding.com/wp-content/2008/12/antwuan5.jpg)
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thats sick that pj's down to support the hometown.
and that antwaun shit was interesting as well.
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yeah, i believe its in the severnya radar dish level.
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yeah, i believe its in the severnya radar dish level.
That spot was so hard! you were surrounded and you had to protect the girl.
i sucked so hard at that game. but i killed some crash bandicoot on playstation
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i've become somewhat obsessed with watching clips of people feeding their pet snakes live food
http://jp.youtube.com/watch?v=zrRWQzRoJ28
thats pretty weird, i dont like watching some defenseless animal get murked by some savage predator
but then again, thats the circle of life Simba
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yeah, i believe its in the severnya radar dish level.
That spot was so hard! you were surrounded and you had to protect the girl.
i sucked so hard at that game. but i killed some crash bandicoot on playstation
I killed at that game and didn't even know it till' I played a tournament one night with all my friends. 4 player split screen for the win!
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I enjoy this photo
(http://www.fecalface.com/POTD/upload/2008/12/12-13-08/12-13-08.jpg)
And this one just makes me feel happy
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yeah, i believe its in the severnya radar dish level.
That spot was so hard! you were surrounded and you had to protect the girl.
i sucked so hard at that game. but i killed some crash bandicoot on playstation
I killed at that game and didn't even know it till' I played a tournament one night with all my friends. 4 player split screen for the win!
No screen-looking!
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666th post!!! :o
I enjoy this photo
(http://www.fecalface.com/POTD/upload/2008/12/12-13-08/12-13-08.jpg)
Yeah that photo is trippy.
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anyone up for a girl monty?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TIvP6EPk-Qk
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5NFOnQQMnx4
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anyone up for a girl monty?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TIvP6EPk-Qk
um... yes
Been watching alot of fishing films lately just stuff on fish really. This kinda spawned the interest.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M3EvgW16unY
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Another one...
this ones fucking awesome though.
Killer Whales Kick ass.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DWsN63PRCW8
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in the past 2 or so years ive become addicted to watching those shows. i spent the $100 on those planet earth and blue planet boxsets and next thing i knew i had about 18 burnt disks of fucked up ocean and amazon life. the amazon has some seriously fucked up species and there are constantly new ones popping up. it makes you wish you were born a crazy bushman instead of a sexy canadian boy.
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in the past 2 or so years ive become addicted to watching those shows. i spent the $100 on those planet earth and blue planet boxsets and next thing i knew i had about 18 burnt disks of fucked up ocean and amazon life. the amazon has some seriously fucked up species and there are constantly new ones popping up. it makes you wish you were born a crazy bushman instead of a sexy canadian boy.
you know its hard out here for those good looking canadian boys haha...
p.s you really should hook some of those disks up i'd watch them till the sun came up.
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ill see what i can put together for you tomorrow totemsun
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ill see what i can put together for you tomorrow totemsun
yum.. big ups
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guile if you like nature docs see if you can get your hands on a good quality copy of microcosmos
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=76R2EKEnoJQ
just watched it, it's old, french, and amazing
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modern day elephantman
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SBohmdsUXF4
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modern day elephantman
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SBohmdsUXF4
1:11, world's coolest snowglobe
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methocarbamol.
any info about it?
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Methocarbamol
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I ate a weed cookie a little bit ago.
now i feel funny.
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I ate a weed cookie a little bit ago.
now i feel funny.
Eating Ganja gets you so fucked up. Totally different high, sometimes too much.
Side note My little puppy ate a roach that was on the floor last night, she was like tripping for 2hrs, couldnt use her hind legs and was passed out sleeping but would wake up not knowing what the fuck was goin on, whimpering, was super bummed. but then she puked it up and chilled out abit, was kinda funny watching her run round all stoned and run into stuff. I took a couple bong rips to hang with her...
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f0nerDzFR5w
This guy racks himself so much it's absurd.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f0nerDzFR5w
This guy racks himself so much it's absurd.
I think the jersey kept him from doing it.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZKBIocB_rn8&feature=related
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I chee-hoo at the end, my family friends, I don't know why, but I present to you:
THE DIZZY BAT
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HFVCd_QHHbY
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http://vimeo.com/1934099
antwuan seems like hes a fucking crack head, or just too stupid that hes gotta rip off his doorbell
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GWAR IS ON FUCKING MTV LIVE CANADA RIGHT NOW!
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White Trashington Steel http://www.geekologie.com/2008/12/stupid_idiots_name_son_adolph.php
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YJRg5fGN-sQ
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i don't know how i feel about this site
http://www.thinkb4youspeak.com/
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i don't know how i feel about this site
http://www.thinkb4youspeak.com/
that's the gayest site i've seen in a while
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i don't know how i feel about this site
http://www.thinkb4youspeak.com/
mad gay
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i got to sleep with my ex-girlfriends roommate. kinda siked.
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i don't know how i feel about this site
http://www.thinkb4youspeak.com/
i'm gay now
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i don't know how i feel about this site
http://www.thinkb4youspeak.com/
fuck you guys are all like so gay!!
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i don't know how i feel about this site
http://www.thinkb4youspeak.com/
guys please.....please think before you speak.
On an unrelated note I made this picture- its so hard making a picture like this without a tripod cause the camera has to stay in exactly the same spot, So I messed up and had to like erase and move stuff around it took forever to fix and it only looks o.k.
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i don't know how i feel about this site
http://www.thinkb4youspeak.com/
guys please.....please think before you speak.
On an unrelated note I made this picture- its so hard making a picture like this without a tripod cause the camera has to stay in exactly the same spot, So I messed up and had to like erase and move stuff around it took forever to fix and it only looks o.k.
(http://i704.photobucket.com/albums/ww50/CeeyMar/Proto2.jpg)
Neato You are so creative ;D
you really should have made it so it looked like you were interacting with yourself, could've been a neat twist
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i don't know how i feel about this site
http://www.thinkb4youspeak.com/
http://www.theglobeandmail.com/servlet/story/RTGAM.20081119.wlanguage19/BNStory/National/home
I think I'm going to start calling everything gay just to see what the conversation po-po's will do.
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Anyone here ever take tramadol?
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(http://www.singlespeedstella.com/hug_life.jpg)
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Poor girl, I hope she enjoys doggy style because I can imagine people ask her to roll over after seeing that.
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what the fuck kind of tattoo is that? i can't even find a legitimite reason that anyone... any girl... would be like... "that TOTALLY fits me"
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if you've ever met a bike courier, you would see who that appeals to
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i'd cover it with the spooge rag and get busy.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KT1TSbarW1U&e
AHHHHHHHHHHH!!
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i don't know how i feel about this site
http://www.thinkb4youspeak.com/
http://www.theglobeandmail.com/servlet/story/RTGAM.20081119.wlanguage19/BNStory/National/home
I think I'm going to start calling everything gay just to see what the conversation po-po's will do.
What in the fuck is that shit.. it actually is regular.
If a student avoids a classmate's birthday party for faith-based reason
Who in university still has "birthday partys" and who the fuck is going to care enough if i cant make it to the birthday party because I have to go to church or im busy doing other religious activities... you can get in trouble for that? Or am i missing the point?
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i don't know how i feel about this site
http://www.thinkb4youspeak.com/
guys please.....please think before you speak.
On an unrelated note I made this picture- its so hard making a picture like this without a tripod cause the camera has to stay in exactly the same spot, So I messed up and had to like erase and move stuff around it took forever to fix and it only looks o.k.
(http://i704.photobucket.com/albums/ww50/CeeyMar/Proto2.jpg)
you really should have made it so it looked like you were interacting with yourself, could've been a neat twist
It could have but I mean....everywhere I look everyone's clone pictures look like that. I'm sorry but I prefer not to follow the status quo. Bahhhh on sheep.
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I want to know how this goat got here.
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3093/2825883408_958ba70f8d_b.jpg)
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it's trick photography, that's actually the bottom of a crevice and the goat is dead.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SkzV5AIK8iM
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SkzV5AIK8iM
Whoa dude! I just saw that like .5 seconds before you posted it !! Shiiiiiit.
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i don't know how i feel about this site
http://www.thinkb4youspeak.com/
guys please.....please think before you speak.
On an unrelated note I made this picture- its so hard making a picture like this without a tripod cause the camera has to stay in exactly the same spot, So I messed up and had to like erase and move stuff around it took forever to fix and it only looks o.k.
(http://i704.photobucket.com/albums/ww50/CeeyMar/Proto2.jpg)
There's at least 18 items of unintentional comedy minus you in there. I'll start with the rug rats blanket on the couch.
Poor Goat.
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i don't know how i feel about this site
http://www.thinkb4youspeak.com/
guys please.....please think before you speak.
On an unrelated note I made this picture- its so hard making a picture like this without a tripod cause the camera has to stay in exactly the same spot, So I messed up and had to like erase and move stuff around it took forever to fix and it only looks o.k.
(http://i704.photobucket.com/albums/ww50/CeeyMar/Proto2.jpg)
Poor Goat.
Sadly there's no rug rats blanket on said couch so you gotta restart.
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god daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn this is gorgeous
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kMiU8E7oY2M&NR=1
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What makes us feel spiritual? It could be the quieting of a small area in our brains, a new study suggests.
The area in question - the right parietal lobe - is responsible for defining "Me," said researcher Brick Johnstone of Missouri University. It generates self-criticism, he said, and guides us through physical and social terrains by constantly updating our self-knowledge: my hand, my cocktail, my witty conversation skills, my new love interest ...
People with less active Me-Definers are more likely to lead spiritual lives, reports the study in the current issue of the journal Zygon.
Most previous research on neuro-spirituality has been based on brain scans of actively practicing adherents (i.e. meditating monks, praying nuns) and has resulted in broad and inconclusive findings. (Is the brain area lighting up in response to verse or spiritual experience?)
So Johnstone and colleague Bret Glass turned to the tried-and-true techniques of neuroscience's early days - studying brain-injured patients. The researchers tested brain regions implicated in the previous imaging studies with exams tailored to each area's expertise - similar to studying the prowess of an ear with a hearing test. They then looked for correlations between brain region performance and the subjects' self-reported spirituality.
Among the more spiritual of the 26 subjects, the researchers pinpointed a less functional right parietal lobe, a physical state which may translate psychologically as decreased self-awareness and self-focus.
The finding suggests that one core tenant of spiritual experience is selflessness, said Johnstone, adding that he hopes the study "will help people think about spirituality in more specific ways."
Spiritual outlooks have long been associated with better mental and physical health. These benefits, Johnstone speculated, may stem from being focused less on one's self and more on others - a natural consequence of turning down the volume on the Me-Definer.
In addition to religious practices, other behaviors and experiences are known to hush the Definer of Me. Appreciation of art or nature can quiet it, Johnstone said, pointing out that people talk of "losing themselves" in a particularly beautiful song. Love, and even charity work, can also soften the boundaries of "Me," he said.
The greatest silencing of the Me-Definer likely happens in the deepest states of meditation or prayer, said Johnstone, when practitioners describe feeling seamless with the entire universe.
That is, the highest point of spiritual experience occurs when "Me" completely loses its definition.
"If you look in the Torah, the Old Testament, the New Testament, in the Koran, a lot of Sufi writings, Buddhist writings, and Hindu writings, they all talk about selflessness," said Johnstone.
We may be finding the neurological underpinnings of these writings, he said.
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i see steve berras got another scientologist on the berrics. i wonder who the next alien will be, jenna elfman? i doubt hes down enough with the alienking tom cruise to get him there but i would be pretty impressed. i wonder what the chances of getting xenu himself are....
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waiting for the welshs foam roller fake account
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waiting for the welshs foam roller fake account
nice
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I've been having some fucked up dreams lately. Last night, I fell asleep with my iTunes on party shuffle, as I often do. In my first dream, I was just chilling with my friends, when, all of a sudden, one of them just starts singing a song by the Black Keys and people start joining in. In my next dream, I was on the stand in a courtroom, and Steve Buscemi was a scummy lawyer. He started quoting some testimony, and it turned out to be part of a song by Army of the Pharaohs.
That's all I can remember, but I've been dreaming up some real weird shit lately.
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have you been drinking coke before bed? if you want some fucked up dreams, some caffeine dreams, drink some coke or coffee before you go to sleep. you gotta be really tired to pull it off though
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Just saw this clip of alex olson skating with a helmet on from Crailtap.
At the end of the clip someone says "That's SLAP curtains right there"
or maybe I'm hearing things.
http://www.crailtap.com/c3/newrandoms/alex_helmet_curtains.mov
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haha
yah thats what it sounded like to me
that spot is sooo fun!
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slap is such a joke over at crailtap
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I threw up blood when I woke up :-*
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god daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn this is gorgeous
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kMiU8E7oY2M&NR=1
I just watched that soooo many times
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i'm not a motorcross fan, but this one is too good
http://www.grindtv.com/video/moto/robbie_maddison_nails_it_jumps_120ft_to_top_of_arc_de_triomphe_1/ (http://www.grindtv.com/video/moto/robbie_maddison_nails_it_jumps_120ft_to_top_of_arc_de_triomphe_1/)
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gnarliest roll-in ever?
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I got to motorboat my best friend's girlfriend's tits, as a gift from him to me. He is my best friend and I love him.
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I got to motorboat my best friend's girlfriend's tits, as a gift from him to me. He is my best friend and I love him.
thats rad, i would never let my friend do that id immediately break his face out of jealousy
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i'm not a motorcross fan, but this one is too good
http://www.grindtv.com/video/moto/robbie_maddison_nails_it_jumps_120ft_to_top_of_arc_de_triomphe_1/ (http://www.grindtv.com/video/moto/robbie_maddison_nails_it_jumps_120ft_to_top_of_arc_de_triomphe_1/)
"motocrossers, we just see the world in a whole different light. when driving around, normal people will just see a table to sit on, a mound of dirt from construction, or a monument to honor those who fought for france. but us.... we see hours of entertainment"
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I realized that i talk more about music on this forum then skateboarding.. you can't really blame me though because half the topics are about The Berrics and Fully Flared. Skateboarding seems kindof boring lately. I miss the old SLAP where there would be a 10 page thread about Menace Tech with Jesse taking pictures of his chain
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someday,
this little guy is gonna come and "one-up" you at YOUR spot.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z3KQ2Dc-4z4
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Zooey Deschanel is engaged with Ben Gibbard! Excuse me for being on bitchfork.
http://www.pitchforkmedia.com/article/news/148227-zooey-deschanel-and-ben-gibbard-engaged (http://www.pitchforkmedia.com/article/news/148227-zooey-deschanel-and-ben-gibbard-engaged)
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someday,
this little guy is gonna come and "one-up" you at YOUR spot.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z3KQ2Dc-4z4
im torn between laughing and being extremely angry
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http://darwinawards.com/darwin/darwin2008-16.html
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http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=49400368
wtffffffff
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LONDON (AFP) Britain's Prince Edward has escaped prosecution for allegedly beating a dog, after an animal welfare group said Friday there was insufficient evidence to charge him.
Edward, 44, youngest child of Queen Elizabeth II, was pictured in newspapers last month waving a four-foot (1.2-metre) stick at two quarrelling gun dogs -- first with the stick in the air, then very close to one of the dogs' heads.
Charities complained, and the Royal Society for the Protection of Cruelty to Animals (RSPCA) opened an investigation into whether he could be prosecuted.
But on Friday the RSPCA announced it had "closed its investigation as there was insufficient evidence to support the allegation that Prince Edward beat his dog."
A Buckingham Palace spokeswoman welcomed the outcome, but declined to comment further.
The dogs were said to fighting over a dead pheasant during a shooting outing at Queen Elizabeth's private Sandringham estate in Norfolk, in the east of England, where the royals traditionally spend their winter break.
At the time a palace spokesman said: "He broke up the fight with the dogs and pictures show him waving his stick around. We cannot confirm, however, whether he struck the dog."
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I'm going to skip my class today.
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"you cant think about anything but skating man. when i wake up...just...take my shirt off, go outside, go skate. come home. have a jones and snicks"
"do it all again the next day"
(bails handrail trick)
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someday,
this little guy is gonna come and "one-up" you at YOUR spot.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z3KQ2Dc-4z4
In one of my marketing classes, a guy actually rides those damn things. He wants to go skate one day...
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and you dont want to go with him cause you will get showed up right... typical skateboarder. maybe some cute chick from your class might see him bust bigger while nonchalantly take swigs from his mountain dew
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this little guy is gonna come and "one-up" you at YOUR spot.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z3KQ2Dc-4z4
In one of my marketing classes, a guy actually rides those damn things. He wants to go skate one day...
one of my co-workers has a nephew who knows I exist, they've watched a clip of me on youtube, now she wants to take him to "come watch me skate"
:-\ :( :'(
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(http://photos-h.ll.facebook.com/photos-ll-snc1/v1968/82/109/12405127/n12405127_46384007_7704.jpg)
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matchsticks are cool.
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Shane Cross Vice Dos and Don'ts
http://www.viceland.com/int/dd.php?id=737 (http://www.viceland.com/int/dd.php?id=737)
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http://www.gazettelive.co.uk/videos-pictures/news-photos-video/2008/11/21/former-cannibal-calls-radio-station-84229-22311269/
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Check this sweet setup some kid left at my park...
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^^^
Wow haha that kids dope (LOLOL)
Lockdowns such a sick show.
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Good score kev.
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Racism at the Bus Stop
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=glOv4MIyNSE
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This is what is inside of the suv's that follow obama around
http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=DvYV5QZtevk
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does anyone know where the thread is where Brooklyn Brawler's avatar came from? I can't find it.
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first time in my life i puked a bit from watching porn, i was high though..
http://www.redtube.com/17837
you be the judge
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My buddy just came in the shop to show us the aftermath of having 13 screws and a big ass plate removed from his ankle.
I thought ya'll might like to see too.
(http://i112.photobucket.com/albums/n186/reedgoodman/photo3-3.jpg)
27 staples.
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http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/28913784/
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http://www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/2009/jan/24/london-review-books-personal-ads (http://www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/2009/jan/24/london-review-books-personal-ads)
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This is kind of lol, but I thought I'd give one last shout out!
I'm jumping ship! One less kook! I've focused all my accounts: no one you know, fake account, chad fernandez, samuel l jackson, shawn kemp, and human being. I think I was annoying some people by posting here too much and that was not my intention to get people upset, I'm all about the open arm island style greeting, so, I hope all you guys take it easy, and since I don't plan on starting up a another fake account...
I'm all about music and having fun so heres a couple songs for you guys to get hella hyphy to in this winter season that's almost over and spring and summer is just around the corner, shoots:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=NCD-sRRZD7U
http://youtube.com/watch?v=-kRvIOnJMd0
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did you make that post and then delete your account?
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STEPHEN!
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My buddy just came in the shop to show us the aftermath of having 13 screws and a big ass plate removed from his ankle.
I thought ya'll might like to see too.
(http://i112.photobucket.com/albums/n186/reedgoodman/photo3-3.jpg)
27 staples.
(http://i112.photobucket.com/albums/n186/reedgoodman/photo-2.jpg)
Getting those staples out taken of my arm was the worst thing ever, i had like 14 on each side of my arm. They take it out one at a time with a little plyer that digs into your skin.
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this little guy is gonna come and "one-up" you at YOUR spot.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z3KQ2Dc-4z4
In one of my marketing classes, a guy actually rides those damn things. He wants to go skate one day...
That company actually flowed my buddy one of those boards, in hope that he would pick it up and start doing demo's all over vancouver island, They are fucking hard to get moving on ill tell ya that much. We go out and skate street and bust that thing out at times brought some pretty good laughs. They also sent him thier video that i watched repeatedly just to watch a homie back flip the macba 4.
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I'm jumping ship! One less kook! I've focused all my accounts: no one you know, fake account, chad fernandez, samuel l jackson, shawn kemp, and human being.
fucking. yes.
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Racism at the Bus Stop
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=glOv4MIyNSE
Yes! I just spent about an hour watching all their videos, some of the "and now you know" ones are hilarious
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http://www.thrashermagazine.com/index.php?option=com_content&task=blogsection&id=3&Itemid=40&frontpage=1&clipid=524&category=Other (http://tp://www.thrashermagazine.com/index.php?option=com_content&task=blogsection&id=3&Itemid=40&frontpage=1&clipid=524&category=Other)
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http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2009/feb/05/dea-led-by-bush-continues-pot-raids/
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are we bringing our germs to mars?
http://www.time.com/time/health/article/0,8599,1877434,00.html
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so you go to the movie rental store and they got nothing but this.
(http://contentcafe.btol.com/Jacket/Jacket.aspx?SysID=Jacket&CustID=Image&Return=0&Type=L&Key=031398113744)
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(http://i40.tinypic.com/dqko3n.jpg)
yeah, its who you think it is. SWAYZE
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My buddy just got this tattoo... its rad.
(http://img21.imageshack.us/img21/9752/n50286337897709573pv8.jpg)
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http://www.geekologie.com/2009/02/chinese_death_bus_kills_you_pi.php
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www.kissburger.com
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www.kissburger.com
with a name like Love Gun Secret sauce I'd be really afraid to try their burgers.
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I see people wear bootcut pants all the time but I wonder why you never really see bootcut sleeves anymore.
It would just look more symmetrical. My feet are lost under folds of garment. My hands are gone too. Makes better sense.
I've asked this before but haven't gotten an answer,
If, after eating a lot of candy, your extremities [fingers, toes, hands, feet] turn blueish,
does that mean something bad?
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I see people wear bootcut pants all the time but I wonder why you never really see bootcut sleeves anymore.
It would just look more symmetrical. My feet are lost under folds of garment. My hands are gone too. Makes better sense.
I've asked this before but haven't gotten an answer,
If, after eating a lot of candy, your extremities [fingers, toes, hands, feet] turn blueish,
does that mean something bad?
is it blueberry candy?
cause this could happen....best go see a doctor son.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qG7_V1Lzy9Q
I'm watching Juno right now and I want to die.
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I see people wear bootcut pants all the time but I wonder why you never really see bootcut sleeves anymore.
It would just look more symmetrical. My feet are lost under folds of garment. My hands are gone too. Makes better sense.
I've asked this before but haven't gotten an answer,
If, after eating a lot of candy, your extremities [fingers, toes, hands, feet] turn blueish,
does that mean something bad?
cause this could happen....best go see a doctor son.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qG7_V1Lzy9Q
I'm watching Juno right now and I want to die.
Haha, ah, naw.
It's really just anything sugary/pizza that causes that.
which is also basically my whole diet.
Do I have heart condition?
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(http://www.cal-surf.com/product_photos/large/d31.jpg)
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Wonder if Dave got some cash for those
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZXwA3xmIybs
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZXwA3xmIybs
holy shit, striaght up jason borne shit
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That cop's been playing Pursuit Force a little too much.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZXwA3xmIybs
what a nutcase cop, that was fucking sick
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Wood Pusher is GWB?
See COTG Interview page 9
http://www.slapmagazine.com/index.php?option=com_smf&Itemid=33&topic=32876.240
second to last post, currently.
I thought of doing a thread, but naaaaa. Fucking Wood Pusher...haha...so many fucking jokes with that username, haha.
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I started giving myself a little trim and it turned into a full on haircut. I think I did pretty well though.. DIY!
Also, thank you loophole for introducing me to the Clientele.. so good.
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I suppose ill post this here. Kind of funny
http://qik.com/video/937109
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hey any body online, mash this up, PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1OlG2ek-wzs
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cXjPj-LNEKQ
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http://dropping.ytmnd.com/
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Im drinking hurricane high gravity and smoking Marlboro red 100s
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(http://www.cal-surf.com/product_photos/large/d31.jpg)
AHHHHHHHHHHH >:(
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I think I might start a High Heels 2.0 account, it sounds like a lot of fun. Except I don't know how to photoshop or have my avatar be a little clip.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZXwA3xmIybs
what a nutcase cop, that was fucking sick
That dude is the real deal.
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Acceptable bump no?
Is the zombie survival guide in print?
I've almost just finished wwz and could use more specifics.
It should be learned to the same degree as that one book.
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Acceptable bump no?
Is the zombie survival guide in print?
I've almost just finished wwz and could use more specifics.
It should be learned to the same degree as that one book.
I can loan it to you tonight.
Oh, and bring my girl box set or no beer for you.
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Acceptable bump no?
Is the zombie survival guide in print?
I've almost just finished wwz and could use more specifics.
It should be learned to the same degree as that one book.
I can loan it to you tonight.
Oh, and bring my girl box set or no beer for you.
You just spoiled your custom wrapped present. You're down to one wrapped gift now and I don't wear condoms.
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I think I might start a High Heels 2.0 account, it sounds like a lot of fun. Except I don't know how to photoshop or have my avatar be a little clip.
what do you mean? make a vid of your av a gif or something?
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(http://i41.tinypic.com/ri8abp.jpg)
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(http://i41.tinypic.com/ri8abp.jpg)
Is that a sheep or a dog or something else? Anyways, that prolly ended all fuckin gruesome.
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some type of sheep i think. i guess at some zoos in china you can buy goats, chickens, etc. and feed them to the lions. they look stoked
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some type of sheep i think. i guess at some zoos in china you can buy goats, chickens, etc. and feed them to the lions. they look stoked
live? that's fuckin gnarly
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Just a typical day in LA
Danny Minnick, Pat Duffy, Sal Barbier, The Muska and Paris Hilton. chillin.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fXAFYGUjM9Q
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my shirt smells like ketchup.... and i dont know why.
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my shirt smells like ketchup.... and i dont know why.
well my shirt smells like hash, and I know why.
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sometimes i buy double stuffed oreo's and take the top layer of cookie off 2 of them so it's just icing and 1 cookie part then i take the icing out of a third one and put it between the icing on the other two so its 2 cookie parts and 3 icings its awesome!
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not sure if this is abp or not
http://www.metacafe.com/watch/2784287/homemade_real_wolverine_like_claws_x_men/
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i bet the dudes at habitat are stoked
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http://www.yooouuutuuube.com/v/?rows=36&cols=36&id=gyQHswTrzTQ&startZoom=1
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http://www.yooouuutuuube.com/v/?rows=36&cols=36&id=4jSwfXmZJdU&startZoom=1
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http://www.yooouuutuuube.com/v/?rows=36&cols=36&id=4jSwfXmZJdU&startZoom=1
Damn, that shit was trippy!
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http://www.yooouuutuuube.com/v/?rows=36&cols=36&id=4jSwfXmZJdU&startZoom=1
great video.
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I'm a dinosaur!
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http://www.wxii12.com/news/19474798/detail.html
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Can someone post a link to that filmers part. He's really good at manuals, you know the one!?
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http://www.metacafe.com/watch/195990/tv_japan_ball_slap/
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Last night around 11 I decided to go for a bike ride to the park. I was gonna drink a beer and smoke a b at the end of the dock but it was too dark and felt kinda sketchy. So I biked around this seaport place hoping to find skate spots. There was nothing there but I found a 3 stair behind a school next door to my landlords.
I tried opening a door to see if it was locked and an alarm went off, not super loud though so I bailed without raising attention. I passed out around 12:30 and woke up at 6am for some reason. It appeared that fruit flies had infested my room overnight and it feels like there's some stuck in my nasal passage. So I got up and cleaned. Now it's 8:20 and I'm wondering how and why I'm gonna stay up all day.
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Colin where are you? I miss you.
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smoked crack in a port a poty, a clean one
I have made some vodka drinks at demos before but never crack.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EQ8ViYIeH04
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smoked crack in a port a poty, a clean one
I cannot believe how unfunny an repetitive you are.
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So just for the record, this is kind of funny for the 420th post, but I'm not getting fucked up, I don't drink or smoke anymore. I was just writing and using my imagination. Some people played along with it, that was fun.
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http://www.myscienceproject.org/condoms.html (http://www.myscienceproject.org/condoms.html)
How Many Condoms Can You Wear at Once?
(http://www.myscienceproject.org/images/bare.jpg)
(http://www.myscienceproject.org/images/weight2.jpg)
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bA0MoOB_NXU
pretty psyched on this song
if there is anyone who remembers a game on atari called klax, this guy made it
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saw ryan gosling at the bar last night, fuckin killing it
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saw ryan gosling at the bar last night, fuckin killing it
did his shoes have an ollie mark?
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http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/31551946/ns/health-kids_and_parenting/
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saw ryan gosling at the bar last night, fuckin killing it
did his shoes have an ollie mark?
yes
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My sister has to go to Paris for 2 or 3 days to go to art galleries for her art course. So my mum is paying for me to go along with her to protect her from sweaty french men.
She has been 3 times but I have never been and I'm not gonna be wondering around art galleries with her so fuck knows what I'm gonna do in a city I have never been too with a language I hardly speak. Just hope I don't wonder into some albanian area
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saw ryan gosling at the bar last night, fuckin killing it
did his shoes have an ollie mark?
yes
fuck yeah!
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Utph8BjfZxw
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I feel regular for how stoked I am just to be a full member.
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Russia and Nigeria start joint oil venture named Nigaz
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/8130334.stm (http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/8130334.stm)
New Zealand teen sells naked photos of his mom with her permission
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2009/07/06/Teen-tried-to-sell-naked-photos-of-mom/UPI-25201246900861/ (http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2009/07/06/Teen-tried-to-sell-naked-photos-of-mom/UPI-25201246900861/)
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the dental plan simpsons episode is on
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Nearly landed heels today. Tomorrow will be the day.
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the dental plan simpsons episode is on
is that the one where they do the projection of lisa's teeth without braces, and it shows her teeth growing all the way up through the top of her head n' shit?
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the dental plan simpsons episode is on
is that the one where they do the projection of lisa's teeth without braces, and it shows her teeth growing all the way up through the top of her head n' shit?
yesss sir
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that episode was awesome
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i thought this was kind of thread worthy, but i don't start threads so here:
http://www.rath-photografie.de/2009/04/20/jakob-vidic/
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got to have sex for about a little more than four hours, on friday night/saturday morning. this was due to a dozen beers, and a tab of ecstasy resulting in me not being able to cum for about a little more than four hours. the ears of the lady's close friend from new york, undoubtedly had to hear an orchestra of sounds (all octaves), from the other room. perhaps we were getting her aroused too? eh?
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(http://15.media.tumblr.com/POH2VW03Ypmdaz7w6CN5toiHo1_500.jpg)
http://strangerthaneviction.tumblr.com/
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bobby puleo looks like stanley kubrick.
(http://www.nodulo.org/ec/2004/img/n034p10d.jpg)
(http://www.skatebook.tv/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/puleo.jpg)
even when they were a bit younger....
(http://www.impossiblefx.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/stanley-kubrick-self-portrait.jpg)
(http://www.skateboardingis.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/bobbypuleo_madcircle_transworld_september_1996.jpg)
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Porn on HBO at 11 Eastern.
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http://www.selfcontrolfreak.com/water.html
just drag his head down
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this looks cool
(http://shadlambert.com/wp-content/header/AlexGOllie2.jpg)
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Today I saw a guy with a Pepsi tattoo buy a can of Coke instead of Pepsi. What the fuck.
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i go to a small school with only 8 guys, 4 being my friend, 2 are leaving
so my parents are finally going to let me go to a school where they're are SKATEBOARDING KIDS!
I"M SO FUCKIN PSYCHED! i cant wait to skate with people and not have to skate with myself alone!
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i go to a small school with only 8 guys, 4 being my friend, 2 are leaving
so my parents are finally going to let me go to a school where they're are SKATEBOARDING KIDS!
I"M SO FUCKIN PSYCHED! i cant wait to skate with people and not have to skate with myself alone!
You might wanna too take a English class when U get their're.
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i go to a small school with only 8 guys, 4 being my friend, 2 are leaving
so my parents are finally going to let me go to a school where they're are SKATEBOARDING KIDS!
I"M SO FUCKIN PSYCHED! i cant wait to skate with people and not have to skate with myself alone!
You might wanna too take a English class when U get their're.
fuck you, you cant even spell "you" or "there"
are you trying to look like a cool guy so people gnar you?
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s.k.a.
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i go to a small school with only 8 guys, 4 being my friend, 2 are leaving
so my parents are finally going to let me go to a school where they're are SKATEBOARDING KIDS!
I"M SO FUCKIN PSYCHED! i cant wait to skate with people and not have to skate with myself alone!
You might wanna too take a English class when U get their're.
fuck you, you cant even spell "you" or "there"
are you trying to look like a cool guy so people gnar you?
Haha, I typed that way on purpose. You missed a few more mistakes I made ;D
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mimc7NaSZnM
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bobby puleo looks like stanley kubrick.
(http://www.nodulo.org/ec/2004/img/n034p10d.jpg)
(http://www.skatebook.tv/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/puleo.jpg)
even when they were a bit younger....
(http://www.impossiblefx.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/stanley-kubrick-self-portrait.jpg)
(http://www.skateboardingis.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/bobbypuleo_madcircle_transworld_september_1996.jpg)
damn this got me stoked, pretty much any kubrick reference does
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bobby puleo looks like stanley kubrick.
(http://www.nodulo.org/ec/2004/img/n034p10d.jpg)
(http://www.skatebook.tv/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/puleo.jpg)
even when they were a bit younger....
(http://www.impossiblefx.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/stanley-kubrick-self-portrait.jpg)
(http://www.skateboardingis.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/bobbypuleo_madcircle_transworld_september_1996.jpg)
damn this got me stoked, pretty much any kubrick reference does
I've never seen Lolita, what's it about?
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^^
paedophilia
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(http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc314/robochachi/hot_saus.gif)
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(http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc314/robochachi/hot_saus.gif)
WHAT THE FUCK....i was waiting for a dick to pop up out of the pizza but what i got was so much better.
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did you guys see danny way on Jim rome is burning.
I was pretty surprized about how much jim rome knows about skateboarding
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look at this stuff!! :o
(http://photos-c.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v1980/11/1/691187597/n691187597_2164554_4875.jpg)
this is somebody's basement
(http://photos-g.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs037.snc1/2418_69443667597_691187597_2203926_4172068_n.jpg)
(http://photos-h.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v2293/11/1/691187597/n691187597_2095599_1835.jpg)
(http://photos-g.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v2293/11/1/691187597/n691187597_2095598_1579.jpg)
(http://www.poolsnpipes.com/images/Glasswave1.jpg)
check out the halfpipe
(http://www.poolsnpipes.com/images/CroftonHalfpipe.jpg)
mmm PVC coping
(http://photos-b.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v2293/11/1/691187597/n691187597_2091537_844.jpg)
(http://photos-h.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v2293/11/1/691187597/n691187597_2091535_437.jpg)
(http://photos-g.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v2293/11/1/691187597/n691187597_2091534_215.jpg)
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r7H-VzsiYXA
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I'm fairly certain my cat's about ready to learn pivot fakies.
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been pumpin' this and gucci bandana all night
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A_1Wb8bhTcw&feature=related
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_hYUoMingCo
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OJpKLh4ayS0
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is there anyone in new york city who can hook me up with a job or know any place where i can find a job?
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Man, sometimes I really miss high school. I wish I could go back in time and redo high school with my current mindset, things would've been so different.
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http://www.youtube.com/v/snLnP0ASE3U&hl=en&fs=1&
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(http://www.inquisitr.com/wp-content/white-people-stole-my-car.jpg)
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simply amazing
http://www.todaysbigthing.com/2009/07/10
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http://www.news.com.au/story/0,27574,26016669-23109,00.html
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http://www.news.com.au/story/0,27574,26016669-23109,00.html
holy shit.
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http://www.news.com.au/story/0,27574,26016669-23109,00.html
that is fucked
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I hate these things but for some reason i kind of want this one http://vincecapaldi.bigcartel.com/product/8-d-bracelets
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(http://www.geekologie.com/2009/09/17/gollum.jpg)
http://www.geekologie.com/2009/09/omg_kids_stone_gollum_to_death.php
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/centralamericaandthecaribbean/panama/6201333/New-Montauk-Monster-spotted-in-Panama.html
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if you get drunk and throw your complete in a fire... you're not getting your trucks back..
(http://photos-h.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs255.snc1/10220_128980067536_675462536_2015111_5079490_n.jpg)
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mmmm. burning aluminum in your camp fire. I can almost smell the alzheimer's just thinking about it.
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(http://www.geekologie.com/2009/09/17/gollum.jpg)
http://www.geekologie.com/2009/09/omg_kids_stone_gollum_to_death.php
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/centralamericaandthecaribbean/panama/6201333/New-Montauk-Monster-spotted-in-Panama.html
beat me to it.
shit is FUCKED up.
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http://twitter.com/shit_n_my_mouth
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(http://www.geekologie.com/2009/09/17/gollum.jpg)
http://www.geekologie.com/2009/09/omg_kids_stone_gollum_to_death.php
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/centralamericaandthecaribbean/panama/6201333/New-Montauk-Monster-spotted-in-Panama.html
beat me to it.
shit is FUCKED up.
if thats a sloth then im really curious as to how it lost its hair? ???
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poor naked sloth.
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sloths are awesome. either way sloth or not that bums me out.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ss8LDBNcsWc
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bawk bawk.
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(http://www.geekologie.com/2009/09/17/gollum.jpg)
http://www.geekologie.com/2009/09/omg_kids_stone_gollum_to_death.php
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/centralamericaandthecaribbean/panama/6201333/New-Montauk-Monster-spotted-in-Panama.html
beat me to it.
shit is FUCKED up.
if thats a sloth then im really curious as to how it lost its hair? ???
I say we start a squad with the sole purpose of seeking revenge for the sloth. Make those damn kids pay.
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100 free internets to anyone that can hook me up with a way to download photoshop for mac OS X tiger, maybe something that worked for you. i downloaded a bunch of torrents but they have all failed me. does anyone have any good links or anything? maybe a nice walkthrough as how to do so it works. all the cracks and everything. would be greatly appreciated.
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(http://www.geekologie.com/2009/09/17/gollum.jpg)
http://www.geekologie.com/2009/09/omg_kids_stone_gollum_to_death.php
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/centralamericaandthecaribbean/panama/6201333/New-Montauk-Monster-spotted-in-Panama.html
that thing was the fucking homie. it was asking for a bong hit i presume and these kids somehow began thinking it was a rabid beast. long live sloth dawg
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100 free internets to anyone that can hook me up with a way to download photoshop for mac OS X tiger, maybe something that worked for you. i downloaded a bunch of torrents but they have all failed me. does anyone have any good links or anything? maybe a nice walkthrough as how to do so it works. all the cracks and everything. would be greatly appreciated.
i don't think a legit torrent exists, i tried for weeks, because i have to have it for class. so, i'm going to have to purchase it i guess.
i know this doesn't really help, but you can get a 30 day free trial at adobe.com though.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=toa47E_5H0Y
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(http://www.geekologie.com/2009/09/17/gollum.jpg)
http://www.geekologie.com/2009/09/omg_kids_stone_gollum_to_death.php
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/centralamericaandthecaribbean/panama/6201333/New-Montauk-Monster-spotted-in-Panama.html
I hope thats a fuckin sloth
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i'm pretty sure that's a sloth, just harlequin born or something.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ss8LDBNcsWc
best
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i want one of these
(http://craziestgadgets.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/transformers-usb-flash-drive-500x375.jpg)
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=toa47E_5H0Y
gang gang dance!
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=toa47E_5H0Y
teaser for the new Alien video
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P47OC439x88&feature=player_embedded
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ss8LDBNcsWc
yes...
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P47OC439x88&feature=player_embedded
Is this serious?
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P47OC439x88&feature=player_embedded
Holy shit that was hilarious. Dude is a genius.
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(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/6/62/Cicada_molting_animated-2.gif)
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thats pretty damn radical WWD4D
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my friend took these pics of blocks fucking suby snow tank thing at the mtn lab. pretty ridiculous
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_yeQ_8In5m2o/Stfl5aLd8uI/AAAAAAAAAbE/gD4Mqa3T2cU/s400/IMG_0473.JPG)
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_yeQ_8In5m2o/Stfl4hlUV6I/AAAAAAAAAa0/GIDZ2tl7hZY/s400/IMG_0472.JPG)
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Whoa Canada - Folk Singer killed by coyotes
http://www.theage.com.au/world/budding-canadian-folk-singer-killed-by-coyotes-20091029-hnq0.html (http://www.theage.com.au/world/budding-canadian-folk-singer-killed-by-coyotes-20091029-hnq0.html)
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my friend took these pics of blocks fucking suby snow tank thing at the mtn lab. pretty ridiculous
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_yeQ_8In5m2o/Stfl5aLd8uI/AAAAAAAAAbE/gD4Mqa3T2cU/s400/IMG_0473.JPG)
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_yeQ_8In5m2o/Stfl4hlUV6I/AAAAAAAAAa0/GIDZ2tl7hZY/s400/IMG_0472.JPG)
Ken Block is swimming in money.
(http://gjermundbraaten.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/img_1201-kopi.jpg)
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if you get drunk and throw your complete in a fire... you're not getting your trucks back..
(http://photos-h.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs255.snc1/10220_128980067536_675462536_2015111_5079490_n.jpg)
you wouldge
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(http://i.imgur.com/CLvcc.gif)
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http://forum.uncoverreality.com/audio-video/52789-murderers-brutally-kill-man-camera-beware-sickest-thing-you-will-ever-see.html
ABP?
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^ if you can't bring yourself to watch it
Here is a full description of the video for anyone who has not been able to watch it. It may prepare you for watching it or help you decide that you definitely never want to watch it.
0.00 The video starts with a man in a black jacket lying in a hollow full of rubbish in a woods. He looks like he has alreaady been beat up and is very dazed. He has a small cardboard box on his chest whch he attempts to lift off of himself.
00.17 A youth approaches him from out of shot and starts to hit him very hard in the face with a hammer wrapped in a yellow carrier bag. He hits him in the middle of his face 7 times totally destroying his face.
00.37 You can hear the man breathing in his blood
0041 The youth with the camera gets right in close and films the guys mashed up face. Blood is gushing out and running toward and over the mans hair. The face is unrecognisable, just destroyed. You can hear the youths laughing and talking.
00.49 The guy with the hammer pokes about in the man's face to examine the damage. The man is still gurgling and breathing.
00.55 Extreme close up of the man's face, you see him swallow and hear him breathing through the blood.
01.17 Youth with camera moves and comes to top of mans head for extreme close up and you get a better view of how smashed his face is, his nose seems to be hanging off.
01.21 The camera points to his stomach which is bare as his shirt is pulled up. His stomach is wretching as if he is puking. You can hear the man groaning through the gurgles every time he breathes out. They film him gurgling and groaning for 42 seconds.
02.03 The cameraman starts to poke about his stomach with a screwdriver which is about 4 or 5 inches long. He stabs it into his stomach a few times and then films himself pushing it under the skin and twisting it around. He pushes it into him and pokes it around to mash up his innards, all the while the man is groaning in agony whilst gurgling in the blood. He pokes and stabs his stomach for 1 minute and ten seconds all the while the man is groaning in agony.
03.25 The cameraman goes back to the man's head and starts to poke around the mashed face with the screwdriver, lifting flaps of skin and examining the damage.
03.35 He uses the screwdriver to turn over what looks like the man's eyelid which is ripped off but still attached by a sliver of skin. The whole face is red with blood and smashed to bits.
03.51 The man lifts up his right arm to feel his face but then seems to realise there is nothing he can do and so his arm falls by the side of his head.
04.03 The youths can be heard talking and laughing while they film him dying.
04.10 The youth with the hammer stands on the mans stomach. then the cameraman starts to poke his stomach again with the screwdriver.
04.32 The man lifts up both arms, possibly in a desperate beg for mercy.
04.42 The cameraman films his mate looking down at the man. His mate looks up at the camera laughing. They both make jokes about it laughing.
04.50 The cameraman stabs the man's stomach again with the screwdriver. Two or three hard stabs.
05.17 The cameraman starts to move bits of skin on the man's face looking for his eye.
05.22 He finds the eye and in extreme close up begins rapidly pushing the screwdriver in and out of the mans eye all the way to the hilt of the screwdriver. He then pushes it in and starts to wobble it about mashing up whatever is in there.
05.31 The man puts his left hand up to stop him and as the attacker takes out the screwdriver the man covers his eye socket with his hand. He puts his arm over his face. They then film him for about 30 seconds.
06.07 The youth with the hammer jumps beside him. He uses the hammer to lift the man's arm from over his face. Then he smashes him in the side of the head with it. He then examines his work moving the mans broken cheek with the hammer to see what damage has been done. Then pokes the hammer into his face.
06.21 He hits him again in the left temple and then again making a huge hole in his head. At this point I think the man is dead, nearly six and a half minutes after they started. They run off through the woods back to a car and clean off the hammer and their faces with a bottle of water. The hammer man hides the hammer under the carpet in the car boot (trunk). While they are getting washed they are laughing and joking about what they had just done whilst all the time looking around to see if anyone is on the road. It ends with them walking back to the woods. What for is anyone's guess.
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Holy shit just reading that description is the most horrible thing I have ever heard of. Does anyone know the story behind that video? I am seriously disturbed.
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not watching that
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Holy shit just reading that description is the most horrible thing I have ever heard of. Does anyone know the story behind that video? I am seriously disturbed.
Dnepropetrovsk Maniacs
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dnepropetrovsk_maniacs
three later two Ukrainian teens went on crime/killing spree
they started off torturing animals then doing armed robberies finally they killed a crap load of people. they filmed some of it so they could have some sort of fucked up nostalgic reminder... the other murder they filmed was them killing a pregnant woman and removing/killing her fetus and sticking it on the ladys mums front door...
they are seriously fucked up humanbeings
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Holy shit just reading that description is the most horrible thing I have ever heard of. Does anyone know the story behind that video? I am seriously disturbed.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dnepropetrovsk_maniacs
three later two Ukrainian teens went on crime/killing spree
they started off torturing animals then doing armed robberies finally they killed a crap load of people. they filmed some of it so they could have some sort of fucked up nostalgic reminder... the other murder they filmed was them killing a pregnant woman and removing/killing her fetus and sticking it on the ladys mums front door...
they are seriously fucked up humanbeings
and who the fuck decided this would be agood thing to host on the internet?
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SICK FUCKSSSSSSSSSSSs
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rawb eat your heart out
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zdA_RP6JcBs :-\
this is really bad
edit* chatty chatty has nothing on rawberston btw
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Went to www.skatedaily.net last night and saw a new wheel video of Gonz at the Eiffel Tower, and it prompted me to check out some Gonz videos on youtube. Forgot about these videos super sick. I wanted to link the one where it starts off with some switch boneless wallie thing (not sure on the name of the trick) on a orange cone, but this one in the rain is super sick nonetheless.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UgJ_azFBRHU
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can someone hook it up with a brazzers account over here? im hurtin.
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can someone hook it up with a brazzers account over here? im hurtin.
theadultbay.org
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rawb eat your heart out
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zdA_RP6JcBs :-\
this is really bad
edit* chatty chatty has nothing on rawberston btw
shonan coast... chaty chaty... i really liked that
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P47OC439x88&feature=player_embedded
Is this guy seriously regular?
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(http://rogergastman.com/wp-content/uploads/nakedafrican-625x833.jpg)
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FRfzcVwYH5o (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FRfzcVwYH5o)
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(http://rogergastman.com/wp-content/uploads/nakedafrican-625x833.jpg)
this would make one hell of a windows complaint email
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mmmm. burning aluminum in your camp fire. I can almost smell the alzheimer's just thinking about it.
thats a myth used to scare people from free basing shit
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surfing is getting pretty gnarly.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XWvGXB3sSLo&feature=player_embedded
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1:52 ahhhhh why didn't i become a surfer
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Anyone know what the fuck is on Frank Gerwer's sweatshirt in this video?
http://www.dlxsf.com/fall09/holiday/sf/#/pro_lancemountain
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Anyone know what the fuck is on Frank Gerwer's sweatshirt in this video?
http://www.dlxsf.com/fall09/holiday/sf/#/pro_lancemountain
i think its a kitty cat.
but that switch hill bomb, oh lawd
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Anyone know what the fuck is on Frank Gerwer's sweatshirt in this video?
http://www.dlxsf.com/fall09/holiday/sf/#/pro_lancemountain
i think its a kitty cat.
but that switch hill bomb, oh lawd
through the line of kids, so fucking epic.
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I was in a salvage yard today for about an hour, I found an unused gem but I saw a few giant holes in windshields, wear your seatbelts fuckers.
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Anyone know what the fuck is on Frank Gerwer's sweatshirt in this video?
http://www.dlxsf.com/fall09/holiday/sf/#/pro_lancemountain
i think its a kitty cat.
but that switch hill bomb, oh lawd
through the line of kids, so fucking epic.
he just made up for all the video parts I wish he'd put out
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im downloading 64 gigs of Girls gone wild videos. just for the hell of it.
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im downloading 64 gigs of Girls gone wild videos. just for the hell of it.
link
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http://btjunkie.org/torrent/GGW-Girls-Gone-Wild-megapack-95-movies/395288c33ed8febb4d0cdabbd672d60738342e433680
i can think of 95 more times AT THE VERY MINIMUM ill be popping one off on the ole' hand cart.
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http://btjunkie.org/torrent/GGW-Girls-Gone-Wild-megapack-95-movies/395288c33ed8febb4d0cdabbd672d60738342e433680
i can think of 95 more times AT THE VERY MINIMUM ill be popping one off on the ole' hand cart.
this is the best. My porno directory at home is getting clogged, I may need to by a new HD and partition it as a P:/ drive.
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thats how i do it. this will put me to about 210 gigs
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i dont even think i could jerk off to girls gone wild, its always just a bunch of bunk titties.
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nah rawb, you gotta scan around and fine them girl/girl scenes. pretty good stuff at times
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nah rawb, you gotta scan around and fine them girl/girl scenes. pretty good stuff at times
yeah some of them are so tight. sometimes after watching gnar porn for a too long you gotta keep it mellow with ggw aha
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i dont even think i could jerk off to girls gone wild, its always just a bunch of bunk titties.
agreed
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i dont even think i could jerk off to girls gone wild, its always just a bunch of bunk titties.
agreed
that and those realistic moan/noises they make...
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made this music video, i want to hear your opinions
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yk4jiPzQ5w8
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i loved it.
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loop, good stuff.
how little have we gained, and how much have we lost?
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why would you wanna buy this
(http://www.hln.be/static/FOTO/pe/4/11/4/media_l_2808394.jpg)
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abraham lincoln impressions. DUHHH
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why would you wanna buy this
(http://www.hln.be/static/FOTO/pe/4/11/4/media_l_2808394.jpg)
why wouldn't you?
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why would you wanna buy this
(http://www.hln.be/static/FOTO/pe/4/11/4/media_l_2808394.jpg)
My Penis Is Near My Forehead
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this is some weird shit I found 10 minutes ago.
thought I'd share it with ya'll
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f7bmlOzM58M
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sometimes i am my username too much
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this is some weird shit I found 10 minutes ago.
thought I'd share it with ya'll
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f7bmlOzM58M
That was too much, hahaha! My favourite was from 0:35-0:45 haha
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any of you new yorkers see this billboard yet?
(http://images.huffingtonpost.com/gen/126595/BETHENNY-FRANKEL-NUDE.jpg)
http://marquee.blogs.cnn.com/2009/12/16/bethenny-frankel-bares-all-in-times-square/
"Real Housewife" Bethenny Frankel took it all off for PETAs anti-fur campaign in a monolithic booty-baring 58-foot billboard, unveiled in Times Square Tuesday. The ad, which is sure to stop traffic, declares " "Fur? I'd Rather go Naked."
The cookbook author and reality television star will return for the next season of The Real Housewives of New York, as well as star in her own upcoming Bravo series.
Frankel admitted in a PETA statement that she "used to wear fur" like her socialite friends.
After she encountered a PETA protester holding a sign of a "skinned animal," she changed her ways. "It made me sick. I felt disgusting," Frankel said. "I'm cleaning out my closets - trim, everything. I don't see any reason for cruelty."
The 39-year old was pregnant when the ad was shot by photographer Joseph Cultice, but was pleased to note her photo didn't require any air-brushing. She is expecting her first child with boyfriend Jason Hoppy next Spring.
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I wouldn't mind seieng the billboard-sized version of that. ^^
(http://www.genesbmx.com/ap-news/tony-hawk-homer-bmx1.jpg)
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(http://i531.photobucket.com/albums/dd356/ghostghosth/first.jpg)
(http://i531.photobucket.com/albums/dd356/ghostghosth/second.jpg)
(http://i531.photobucket.com/albums/dd356/ghostghosth/third.jpg)
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^ OHHHHH SHIT HAHAHAHAHA
edit: here's her facebook http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=779195601
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kid rock has just surpassed charlie sheen as my hero
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NYC amusement park strongman, 104, killed by van
NEW YORK A famed strongman who once lifted 3,200 pounds at Coney Island during its heyday and was still bending quarters with his fingers at age 104 died Monday after he was hit by a minivan.
Joe Rollino was struck as he crossed Bay Ridge Parkway in Brooklyn, and suffered a broken pelvis, head trauma and broken ribs. He died a few hours later at an area hospital. Police said the driver was going the speed limit and had not been drinking. No criminality is suspected, but the driver was issued a summons for a defective horn.
During his storied life, Rollino hobnobbed with Harry Houdini, watched Jack Dempsey knock out Jess Willard and was friendly with Mario Lanza. He even had a bit part in "On the Waterfront."
Rollino would've been 105 on March 19, and was the model of health, according to friends. A vegetarian for life, he didn't drink or smoke, his friends said, and he exercised every day. He was a lifetime boxer and was part of the Oldetime Barbell and Strongmen, an organization of men who can still rip book binders at the seam.
Retired NYPD detective Arthur Perry, who boxed in the New York City Golden Gloves in the mid-1960s, met Rollino at his birthday party in 2008 and didn't believe Rollino was the celebrant he looked too good for a centenarian.
"It was astonishing, how he was smiled upon by nature," Perry said. "If you would've said to me he was 80, I'd have said he looked younger."
A decorated World War II veteran, Rollino got his start as a strongman in the 1920s during the high point of the Coney Island carnival, and he billed himself as the "Strongest Man in the World."
He later made a living as a traveling boxer under the name Kid Dundee and fought in armories in cities around the country where boxing was forbidden.
Rollino said in 2008 that he was just simply born strong.
"Fighters would hit me in the jaw and I'd just look at them. You couldn't knock me out," he told writer Robert Mladinich in an interview for the boxing Web site The Sweet Science.
Mladinich said Rollino had a slew of followers who worshipped him. "He was instrumental in their positive development," he said. "He was an athletic mentor and a father figure to them."
One is 10-time Golden Glove winner Peter Spanakos, whose twin brother, Nick, roomed with Cassius Clay during the 1960 Olympics in Rome. The two met in the 1950s on the beach.
"He's a hero's hero. We should celebrate him," Spanakos said. "A true patriot, an athlete's athlete."
At Rollino's birthday party last year, Spanakos gave him a quarter, and Rollino bent it between his fingers.
"And you know what, he apologized. He said he used to be able to do it with a dime."
bummer.
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^ OHHHHH SHIT HAHAHAHAHA
edit: here's her facebook http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=779195601
she looks like a future cast member of the jersey shore...
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kid rock has just surpassed charlie sheen as my hero
Charlie Sheen wouldn't touch that ugly bitch.
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probably moving to orlando in the near future.
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(http://i531.photobucket.com/albums/dd356/ghostghosth/first.jpg)
(http://i531.photobucket.com/albums/dd356/ghostghosth/second.jpg)
(http://i531.photobucket.com/albums/dd356/ghostghosth/third.jpg)
damn... someone needs to make one of those ytmnd things where they just read it the print out loud and stick to the horrible spelling
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a list of completely random and useless facts
http://wcbstv.com/slideshows/bizarre.facts.20.1164266.html#
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This is real musical ability.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t1tbX_NJn98
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Nice Sheckler cameo
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DIR5bcpr-X8
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This is real musical ability.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t1tbX_NJn98
yea man, both that one and this one Stabbin turned me onto are both thoroughly impressive
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hq2s0AhdFE4
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http://listverse.com/2010/01/14/10-more-enigmas-that-defy-explanation/
i havent looked it up to see if its all true, but this site is pretty reliable and it is interesting nevertheless
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This is real musical ability.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t1tbX_NJn98
yea man, both that one and this one Stabbin turned me onto are both thoroughly impressive
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hq2s0AhdFE4
Ahhh, Beirut is awesome!
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This weird girl I work with who's got an overseas boyfriend started wearing contacts and her hair down. I really want to bang her and get paid for it.
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I hate people who bitch about health care reform and cry about death panels. Ironically, I'm bitching about these bitches.
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This weird girl I work with who's got an overseas boyfriend started wearing contacts and her hair down. I really want to bang her and get paid for it.
oh youll pay for it with a knuckle sandwhich when her boyfriend gets home buddy
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i recently found out that hayden panettiere grew up in the same town and went to the same high school as me. i was a freshmen in HS when she was born, damn im old.
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I don't understand the hype behind most music. As of now, I'm really stumped as to why everyone is crazy about Kid Cudi.
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my 3 day old nissan versa got puked in last night. goodbye new car smell.
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This is real musical ability.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t1tbX_NJn98
yea man, both that one and this one Stabbin turned me onto are both thoroughly impressive
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hq2s0AhdFE4
Awwww man i really liked the beirut one.
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I'm drunk and on opiates
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i'm watching tna wrestling and eating devilled eggs
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Bye guys.
It's been fun.
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Bye guys.
It's been fun.
wtf
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Corporate sponsorship isn't all that it's cracked up sometimes. Especially if the guys in suits don't even know what you do for the company:
http://www.oakley.com/sports/skate/athletes/100
Y'know, cause surfing and skateboarding is the same shit to them.
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was just out getting lunch. saw a car pull up at the intersection. dude gets out, walks up to a woman yelling at him from the middle of the street, cock back and full force punch to the face, sent the woman reeling but she didn't go down. dude gets back in the car, drives off, woman keeps yelling at him and walks off around the corner with her pants halfway down. this neighborhood...
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was just out getting lunch. saw a car pull up at the intersection. dude gets out, walks up to a woman yelling at him from the middle of the street, cock back and full force punch to the face, sent the woman reeling but she didn't go down. dude gets back in the car, drives off, woman keeps yelling at him and walks off around the corner with her pants halfway down. this neighborhood...
in the same vein, I was walking through the projects by my house when I heard two guys talking in russian. all of the sudden one of them got up and ran into the street, where he stopped a third guy and slapped him in the face then came back and kept talking on the bench.
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buddies b-day this last saturday, we all got smashed and on the way out the bar got in a scuffle, I ended up choking out some 6ft beefy guido indian. I know it's not relevant that he was indian, though I've never seen a guido of this brand before, and I'm glad I made my first fight since age 14 count with an exotic type of douchebag.
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There was a Gleaming the Cube reference on the Simpsons last night.
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Yesterday I was sitting in my truck in a parking lot and suddenly noticed a shopping cart ghost riding straight at my truck.. really fast. I jumped out and saved it in the nick of time. It would have smashed out my headlight for sure. I get back in my truck, look up and another one is coming straight at my truck again really fast. Again I jumped out and blocked it.. weird. I looked around and didn't see anyone that was messing with me.
Next, I had to run to home depot. I'm stitting in my truck and I suddenly hear a shopping cart SLAM into my truck. Like.. it was as if someone slammed it as hard as they could into my truck. I jump out and there was a basketball sized dent in the bed of my truck. It's pretty big and it's permanent. I was parked at the far end of the home depot parking lot and there was not another car for at least 50 yards around me.
I've never had a shopping cart hit my vehicle once in my 19 years of driving and it happened three times within 30 minutes of each other. I was freaked out.
Panksters? Coincidence? Shopping cart ghost?
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(http://i.ytimg.com/vi/fm2iNNqj2fQ/0.jpg)
Oh look theres Barbra Mandrell's skateboard!
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Yesterday I was sitting in my truck in a parking lot and suddenly noticed a shopping cart ghost riding straight at my truck.. really fast. I jumped out and saved it in the nick of time. It would have smashed out my headlight for sure. I get back in my truck, look up and another one is coming straight at my truck again really fast. Again I jumped out and blocked it.. weird. I looked around and didn't see anyone that was messing with me.
Next, I had to run to home depot. I'm stitting in my truck and I suddenly hear a shopping cart SLAM into my truck. Like.. it was as if someone slammed it as hard as they could into my truck. I jump out and there was a basketball sized dent in the bed of my truck. It's pretty big and it's permanent. I was parked at the far end of the home depot parking lot and there was not another car for at least 50 yards around me.
I've never had a shopping cart hit my vehicle once in my 19 years of driving and it happened three times within 30 minutes of each other. I was freaked out.
Panksters? Coincidence? Shopping cart ghost?
I see shopping cart ghost as the only possible explaination.
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i'm half way there
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Corporate sponsorship isn't all that it's cracked up sometimes. Especially if the guys in suits don't even know what you do for the company:
http://www.oakley.com/sports/skate/athletes/100
Y'know, cause surfing and skateboarding is the same shit to them.
in the left column:
"Career Highlights:
1st China CX national championship in China
1st China CX national championship in Beijing, China
1st ACX battle filed 2002
4th Untitled mini lamp untitled Mini lamp"
mini lamp?
(http://www.thedesignblog.org/images/miniature-ornate-leg-lamp_49.jpg)
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pooping and Slap forums. Almost as good as PB&J
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I hate myself because I lost sunglasses, which cost $70. If I want to get another pair, it will cost about $500, because insurance only covers one pair a year.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7wCw13R1h1o&feature=player_embedded
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http://www.takefreetime.com/2010/05/unknown-animal-found-in-africa.html
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_8JMgjANXp6M/S-VthEKEFzI/AAAAAAAAB7s/Rk9oP8XfRj4/s400/pic02.jpg)
wat
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^ humpback whale struck by lightning and now in decomposition. at least that's what it looks like to me
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http://www.takefreetime.com/2010/05/unknown-animal-found-in-africa.html
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_8JMgjANXp6M/S-VthEKEFzI/AAAAAAAAB7s/Rk9oP8XfRj4/s400/pic02.jpg)
wat
quick, someone call Kevin Bacon!
(http://img363.imageshack.us/img363/9243/graboidnr5.jpg)
we've got a graboid on our hands
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That's a fucking grabboid for sure. Bert will want to know about this.
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(http://www.highsnobiety.com/news/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/vans-california-zapato-del-barco-fall-winter-2010-1.jpg)
(http://www.highsnobiety.com/news/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/vans-california-zapato-del-barco-fall-winter-2010-3.jpg)
boating shoes are a huge trend right now but i can dig these.
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http://vimeo.com/9026710
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http://gawker.com/5559346/apples-worst-security-breach-114000-ipad-owners-exposed
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good what kind of fucking yuppie buys an ipad jesus chrst
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two of my friends bought ipads and neither are yuppies. one is an overweight, 25 year old virgin who lives with his parents and wears fleece tops with no under shirt and the other one is a 27 year old anime head that constantly cheats on his 60 year old girlfriend with dudes.
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two of my friends bought ipads and neither are yuppies. one is an overweight, 25 year old virgin who lives with his parents and wears fleece tops with no under shirt and the other one is a 27 year old anime head that constantly cheats on his 60 year old girlfriend with dudes.
wait... neither of them are sitcom characters?
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http://www.fordvehicles.com/2010taurus/?bannerid=684401|48211931|0&referrer=N3016.YUMENETWORKS
I don't know much about cars but I feel like their campaign is total bullshit. It would be believable to me if they compared all the features with each car. But, comparing one feature with a one car seems sketch.
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http://current.com/e/91183979/en_US
Pretty interesting watch.
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Have you guys voted for him yet? I think you should.
http://myown.oprah.com/audition/index.html?request=video_details&response_id=5615&promo_id=1&comments_page=48#comments_top
(http://i305.photobucket.com/albums/nn216/chumbawumba1/zach.jpg)
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I may be totally wrong on this (and that's fine, I was really just fucking with coworkers) and since the only Doctor I know of doesn't post here anymore let me ask you what you think: If a child is delivered via c-section isn't it technically un-born? The Mother did not give birth to it, a Doctor ripped it from her womb. Doesn't that equal un-born?
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I may be totally wrong on this (and that's fine, I was really just fucking with coworkers) and since the only Doctor I know of doesn't post here anymore let me ask you what you think: If a child is delivered via c-section isn't it technically un-born? The Mother did not give birth to it, a Doctor ripped it from her womb. Doesn't that equal un-born?
so if it's not born, it's actually dead, making it a living dead aka zombie.
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I may be totally wrong on this (and that's fine, I was really just fucking with coworkers) and since the only Doctor I know of doesn't post here anymore let me ask you what you think: If a child is delivered via c-section isn't it technically un-born? The Mother did not give birth to it, a Doctor ripped it from her womb. Doesn't that equal un-born?
Proof that the living dead are amung us!
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I may be totally wrong on this (and that's fine, I was really just fucking with coworkers) and since the only Doctor I know of doesn't post here anymore let me ask you what you think: If a child is delivered via c-section isn't it technically un-born? The Mother did not give birth to it, a Doctor ripped it from her womb. Doesn't that equal un-born?
does this mean i should shoot my sister in the brain?
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some long haired era Koston with Jereme Rogers
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VOay8yIw9Mg
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Can someone tell me what program is good for making beats?
I never tried before but I have all these beats in my head that I want to get out.
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I may be totally wrong on this (and that's fine, I was really just fucking with coworkers) and since the only Doctor I know of doesn't post here anymore let me ask you what you think: If a child is delivered via c-section isn't it technically un-born? The Mother did not give birth to it, a Doctor ripped it from her womb. Doesn't that equal un-born?
My life seems un-real now....
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Can someone tell me what program is good for making beats?
I never tried before but I have all these beats in my head that I want to get out.
I've been using the same software for ages
so there may be better and easier stuff out there but...
I use Sound forge to cut my sound samples into usable bits
Then I load them into Reason to sequence them with drums
fruity loops ain't all that bad either
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Can someone tell me what program is good for making beats?
I never tried before but I have all these beats in my head that I want to get out.
I've been using the same software for ages
so there may be better and easier stuff out there but...
I use Sound forge to cut my sound samples into usable bits
Then I load them into Reason to sequence them with drums
fruity loops ain't all that bad either
Damn this stuffs expensive.
Im just going to download Reason and Fruity Loops demos.
Thanks.
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Are shops cool with Skate Shop Connect? I was considering trying it but don't want to if it annoys them. There was something I wanted but I feel as if I could just go there and pick another deck of the same size, if it wasn't there.
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http://pitchfork.com/tv/#/musicvideo/6882-tobacco-super-gum-anticon
I'm so fucking confused but stoked at the same time.
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http://pitchfork.com/tv/#/musicvideo/6882-tobacco-super-gum-anticon
I'm so fucking confused but stoked at the same time.
I'm so fucking confused too. That thing is creepier than E.T. I wanna punch it in the face.
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Are shops cool with Skate Shop Connect? I was considering trying it but don't want to if it annoys them. There was something I wanted but I feel as if I could just go there and pick another deck of the same size, if it wasn't there.
the board i'm currently skating was ordered through skateshop connect, i think. When i went in last week, there weren't any boards over 8, so i asked the owner when the next shipment of boards would be coming in. He mentioned the DLX special order program so i told him to put me down for an 8.38 krooked. 5 days later, it was in the shop! i'll be doing this again
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http://skateboardingmagazine.com/blog/2010/06/26/extreme-reality-international-skateboarding-day-in-black-and-white/ (http://skateboardingmagazine.com/blog/2010/06/26/extreme-reality-international-skateboarding-day-in-black-and-white/)
silly stuff.
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I wanna start collecting vinyls starting with "Midnight Marauders". Any other suggestions?
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Post #8
http://www.easternfronts.tumblr.com
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Post #8
http://www.easternfronts.tumblr.com
(http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l4tdr8bPl71qb7rub.jpg)
im fucking drooling on my keyboard right now
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http://www.easternfronts.tumblr.com
(http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l4tdr8bPl71qb7rub.jpg)
im fucking drooling on my keyboard right now
Hot Damn....
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Trust me, I've tried VERY hard to find her name. Other shots.
(http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l4ecblICNd1qb7rub.jpg)
(http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l0kzipEtkd1qb7rub.jpg)
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Trust me, I've tried VERY hard to find her name. Other shots.
(http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l4ecblICNd1qb7rub.jpg)
(http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l0kzipEtkd1qb7rub.jpg)
This reminds me of the feeling I had when I first heard "Don't stop believing".
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She was part of Maxim Campus Cuites 2009.
But I guess she didn't win so they took her photos down.
(http://pic.pimg.tw/laziooizal/normal_4b23889172d0f.jpg)
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The man can sing.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P9UT72j-4cA
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I'll bike twenty miles maybe every other day. However, I drink 64 ounces of Powerade, which ruins any benefits gained from biking that much. I was considering just squeezing some liime in a big bottle of water. Would that be better instead or is there anything better which I can do?
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U.S. Church Lends Help To Anti-Gay Ugandan Pastor (http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=128491183)
French Parliament Votes To Ban Full Veils (http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=128489907)
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milf fantasy turned into incest nightmare.
http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5hvxnbbydGAA7kKlo7x9EYoAMyn8wD9GTU4UO0
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My hair is starting to look like this:
(http://l.yimg.com/l/im_siggsnL2SS.TMtjTG1VT.WkkmQ---x400-y263/tv/us/img/site/23/06/0000002306_20060919154433.jpg)
I don't know if I want to spend $15 on a haircut, so I might just shave it off myself.
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What happened to the Sexually Awkward Experiences thread? I was about to bump it because there's a bunch of new posters that can contribute, and I wanted to reread it. I know it got deleted, but then it was brought back.
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start another one.
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I'm thinking about giving the next chick I hook up with a sloppy jalopy, just so I can brag about it to other people.
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I'm thinking about giving the next chick I hook up with a sloppy jalopy, just so I can brag about it to other people.
I would commend you
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I'm thinking about giving the next chick I hook up with a sloppy jalopy, just so I can brag about it to other people.
As would I.
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My hair is starting to look like this:
(http://l.yimg.com/l/im_siggsnL2SS.TMtjTG1VT.WkkmQ---x400-y263/tv/us/img/site/23/06/0000002306_20060919154433.jpg)
I don't know if I want to spend $15 on a haircut, so I might just shave it off myself.
that hairstyles pretty tight. keep that shit.
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is shaving your pits gay? what about cumming more than once in one jerk off sesh? not that i've done any of these things..
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is shaving your pits gay? what about cumming more than once in one jerk off sesh? not that i've done any of these things..
Shaving maybe. I trim, strictly because if I didn't, my deoderant would serve no purpose. Shit grows wild. And cumming more than once pm pme climax is a gift.
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Does anyone know who this girl is or what this is from?
(http://www.jigglegifs.com/data/media/1/2z5snyg.gif)
This is gkn00dlez avatar btw.
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I don't know who that is or where it's from. I do know that I like it immensely.
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is shaving your pits gay?
no, unless you plan on doing it with another man's dick
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sal23 now on airspeed
http://www.vimeo.com/13022844
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As if I needed ANOTHER reason to not buy airspeeds.
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i got morning wood and got my tech deck and did a fs blunt on my dick
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better than someone elses dick.
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yeah now im trying to lipslide the shaft of my dick. i already front board it
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Slave is legit and I really like the team, but don't understand why anyone would want to buy their clothes/accessories. (http://www.okskate.com/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/316x/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/1/0/100608_1350.jpg)
It's kind of like seeing a chick wearing this Kanye West T-Shirt:
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51eQlw4FcEL._SS500_.jpg)
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I did this chick in the butt last night.
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http://christwire.org/2010/07/boycott-bill-murray-for-a-better-america/
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beavis and butthead is coming back.. confirmed. wonder if it wont suck?
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I did this chick in the butt last night.
I'm more jealous than this than I would usually be, because I recently stopped hanging out with a bird who was into that, but we never got to it. I'm fiending now.
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beavis and butthead is coming back.. confirmed. wonder if it wont suck?
This actually has its own thread.
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(http://www.crailtap.com/ben_there/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/DSC5062.jpg)
Double flannel?
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beavis and butthead is coming back.. confirmed. wonder if it wont suck?
This actually has its own thread.
dammit.... i knew i shouldve said 'ABP?'
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Tony Hawk breaks pelvis
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I'll bike twenty miles maybe every other day. However, I drink 64 ounces of Powerade, which ruins any benefits gained from biking that much. I was considering just squeezing some liime in a big bottle of water. Would that be better instead or is there anything better which I can do?
Water is the better option. You could always try that Crystal Light stuff if you want a lot of flavor.
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I'll bike twenty miles maybe every other day. However, I drink 64 ounces of Powerade, which ruins any benefits gained from biking that much. I was considering just squeezing some liime in a big bottle of water. Would that be better instead or is there anything better which I can do?
I used to get these tablets you drop in your water bottle from a bike shop that have a nice subtle flavor and the benefits of a sports drink but without sugar/syrup. LemonLime and Cola flavors were good.
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(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_ISLIUNMUovk/TEvhd2_wFZI/AAAAAAAAAvc/yBNERDAz3uU/s1600/DSCF6692.JPG)
broke my indie all the way through, axle and all. pre deck focus, just for the record.
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I'll bike twenty miles maybe every other day. However, I drink 64 ounces of Powerade, which ruins any benefits gained from biking that much. I was considering just squeezing some liime in a big bottle of water. Would that be better instead or is there anything better which I can do?
*gay alert*, but fuck, powerade zero. One buck at kroger.
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Does anyone know a good video editing program I can download for free?
My Sony vegas 7 is acting up and Movie Maker refuses to work.
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Eastern Fronts #9
http://www.easternfronts.tumblr.com
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Does anyone know a good video editing program I can download for free?
My Sony vegas 7 is acting up and Movie Maker refuses to work.
Before i got a mac i used to fuck around with trakax http://www.trakax.com/ its not that bad for free. Why don't you just torrent something? Are you against that?
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Does anyone know a good video editing program I can download for free?
My Sony vegas 7 is acting up and Movie Maker refuses to work.
Before i got a mac i used to fuck around with trakax http://www.trakax.com/ its not that bad for free. Why don't you just torrent something? Are you against that?
I would torrent something but I have no idea want to torrent.
The only program im somewhat familiar with is vegas and no of them work anymore.
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I have no idea, im guessing you are on windows so i cant say Final Cut Pro? What about After Effects? if all else fails just try that shit i suggested
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I'm thinking about giving the next chick I hook up with a sloppy jalopy, just so I can brag about it to other people.
what is tihs? please enlighten me
and adobe premier would probably be better if you find a usable torrent?
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I got this test message this morning, it was kind of funny that someone that is so important they can cancel Ellen was texting me so I had fun with it. Under futher investigations, Breaking dawn is a "twilight" movie. Maybe its one of those people. Who knows, but i made them "lol".
(http://i865.photobucket.com/albums/ab218/leforgeftw/txt3.jpg)
(http://i865.photobucket.com/albums/ab218/leforgeftw/txt2.jpg)
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How come when its warm during the day my house is cool, but when its night out and cold, its hot in my house?
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Your house is well-insulated.
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Thank you, sir.
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How come when its warm during the day my house is cool, but when its night out and cold, its hot in my house?
Your house is well-insulated.
Thank you, sir.
i am a fan of this exchange
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How come when its warm during the day my house is cool, but when its night out and cold, its hot in my house?
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Your house is well-insulated.
i am a fan of this exchange
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How come when its warm during the day my house is cool, but when its night out and cold, its hot in my house?
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Your house is well-insulated.
i am a fan of this exchange
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4sqN0lkLexg&feature=related
Although it probably does deserve one
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I got this test message this morning, it was kind of funny that someone that is so important they can cancel Ellen was texting me so I had fun with it. Under futher investigations, Breaking dawn is a "twilight" movie. Maybe its one of those people. Who knows, but i made them "lol".
(http://i865.photobucket.com/albums/ab218/leforgeftw/txt3.jpg)
(http://i865.photobucket.com/albums/ab218/leforgeftw/txt2.jpg)
damn, that's pretty fuckin crazy StabMaster. did you ever call 'em back to try to find out who it was? you should go look up pics of Ashley Greene and Kristen Stewart from Twilight, convince yourself it was one of them that accidentally texted you, then proceed to masturbate furiously.
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^^^Really Kristen Stewart? I can understand Ashley Greene but Kristen always looks like she smells of shit.
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In the new skateboarder it said that Mumford was off adio and borra off DVS. Wassup? anyone care to explain?
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In the new skateboarder it said that Mumford was off adio and borra off DVS. Wassup? anyone care to explain?
Adio always fucks up like this, just like when they kicked off Montoya.
I don't know about Borra, nor do I give a fuck but this was on the DVS site:
We know we need to update this page, we have the raddest skate team but
trying to get these fu*#ers in here is a nightmare. We're going to give you
a nice team page very soon, just need these skaters to call us back.
OUR GLOBAL TEAM:
DAEWON SONG
JERON WILSON
CHICO BRENES
KERRY GETZ
ZERED BASSETT
ANDREW BROPHY
TOREY PUDWILL
MARTY MURAWSKI
DANIEL CASTILLO
KENNY HOYLE
JIMMY CAO
ROBBIE RUSSO
&
PAUL SHIER
MARK BAINES
FLO MIRTAIN
LUCIEN CLARKE
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And another thing. I saw the Badass meets dumbass tour video just now. With all these years as an AM how has Castillo still managed to live "the pro life". Is it really that well payed that he wouldnt need a job on the side. Always wondered this
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And another thing. I saw the Badass meets dumbass tour video just now. With all these years as an AM how has Castillo still managed to live "the pro life". Is it really that well payed that he wouldnt need a job on the side. Always wondered this
Is he really an AM?! I swore that dude had to be pro.
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They turned him pro a couple years ago. He may not be the best, but he's been really good forever. He is really lucky to have all the support he's had.. but I wouldn't say he's been milking it.
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They turned him pro a couple years ago. He may not be the best, but he's been really good forever. He is really lucky to have all the support he's had.. but I wouldn't say he's been milking it.
He DJs on the side, but I have no idea what that pays. Seems like a cool guy, but has about five tricks he's been doing since Love Child. He is very lucky to have support from the people he does. The getting shot thing was also bad.
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They turned him pro a couple years ago. He may not be the best, but he's been really good forever. He is really lucky to have all the support he's had.. but I wouldn't say he's been milking it.
I am aware, but he was am for like, at least a decade. how did he get by for so long. I didnt think ams were payed that well
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Having severe weed withdrawals man.
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Mariano's looking fuuuuucked up in this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VwY0frgKA8E
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Post #10
http://easternfronts.tumblr.com/ (http://easternfronts.tumblr.com/)
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I found a new job.
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who uses this song in their part? i'm pretty sure it's an older part
TRAVIS Love Will Come Through (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E8FwefQgieY#ws)
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Nick Jensen skated to it in the Blueprint video Lost and Found.
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I found a new job.
as did i.
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Mariano's looking fuuuuucked up in this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VwY0frgKA8E (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VwY0frgKA8E)
shit, you weren't joking, dude is on something for sure.
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Having severe weed withdrawals man.
i haven't smoked in a week. i've smoked weed almost every day for the last few years so i can relate to you on that one. alcohol and cigs isn't doing it for me :'(
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Having severe weed withdrawals man.
i haven't smoked in a week. i've smoked weed almost every day for the last few years so i can relate to you on that one. alcohol and cigs isn't doing it for me? :'(
you should take your own advice and smoke crack.
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Don't be a pussy. Get some meth.
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When I was around 10 years old, my Dad used to let me rent a lot of R rated movies when I was at his house, then I would watch a lot of them alone late at night. There was one horror movie where this guy was always talking about getting a blow job, and he had a big curly fro, so I figure a blow job was like a perm. So one day my Mom came home and she had just got her hair permed, and I was like "Did you just get a blow job?". She was so pissed!
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i have to decide whether or not im moving to philly by the end of today. i def need a change of pace, but id like to back to school.... i couldnt pay rent and pay for school at the same time, so id have to stay home.... decisions....
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(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_7v7Yxrx-l5A/TF5hfyY2ZEI/AAAAAAAABOk/MmeeN_ipSJQ/s640/Screen+shot+2010-08-08+at+12.43.16+AM.png)
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_7v7Yxrx-l5A/TF5hdD7bn0I/AAAAAAAABOc/yb2uoaHqN2E/s640/Screen+shot+2010-08-08+at+12.43.17+AM.png)
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_7v7Yxrx-l5A/TF5hhpFHEMI/AAAAAAAABOs/Uwc9rzgvdfc/s640/Screen+shot+2010-08-08+at+12.43.58+AM.png)
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What the fuck...
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must be fun to have a room like that
Ryan Simonetti skating the ramp room 08-08 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wyWgL6EjCug&feature=related#)
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A fuckin fire tornado
http://news.yahoo.com/s/yblog_upshot/20100825/od_yblog_upshot/8128 (http://news.yahoo.com/s/yblog_upshot/20100825/od_yblog_upshot/8128)
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Can anybody throw me some links of British skate mags that post issues online? I can't remember this specific mag that was posted a few months ago.
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This it?
http://greyskatemag.com/ (http://greyskatemag.com/)
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fuck yes. thank you. in 479 posts i will gnar you. i was putting way too much effort trying to find that.
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Post 12
http://easternfronts.tumblr.com/ (http://easternfronts.tumblr.com/)
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Anyone see Christina Hendricks at the emmys tonight. GOD DAMN she was hot.
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I just don't understand how Schnozberries hits that.
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Have any of you ever decided on a whim to get tested for STD's and been devastated with the results? Just curious.
Me, you ask? Oh no! I couldn't...too afraid of needles to get tested.
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Bumble-Bee-Doggy! (#^-^#) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7HTZQfbe548&feature=spotlight#)
those breasts could stop nuclear war
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you do know that once you release them from that torso girdle they will just be formless fleshy masses that aim (3 egged) omellete sized nipples at the ground?
i'm sorry for pissing on your picnic
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http://www.yooouuutuuube.com/v/?rows=36&cols=36&id=4jSwfXmZJdU&startZoom=1 (http://www.yooouuutuuube.com/v/?rows=36&cols=36&id=4jSwfXmZJdU&startZoom=1)
great video.
i saw this one a while back. though it was pretty dope.
http://www.yooouuutuuube.com/v/?width=160&height=160&yt=pAwR6w2TgxY&flux=0&direction=bottom_left (http://www.yooouuutuuube.com/v/?width=160&height=160&yt=pAwR6w2TgxY&flux=0&direction=bottom_left)
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Post #13
http://easternfronts.tumblr.com/ (http://easternfronts.tumblr.com/)
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Post #13
http://easternfronts.tumblr.com/ (http://easternfronts.tumblr.com/)
I have yet to look at one. Is it yours? Is thirteen evil themed?
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Post #13
http://easternfronts.tumblr.com/ (http://easternfronts.tumblr.com/)
It is mine, but I thought it'd be a bit cheesy to keep the theme within relation to the number.
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Post #13
http://easternfronts.tumblr.com/ (http://easternfronts.tumblr.com/)
You would have blown up on Halloween next month.
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Oh well.
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Good post Victor.
I like that Teddy is thrown in there at the halfway point.
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Thanks, I just wanted to show the world a true ginger snap.
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^ I dated a ginger once. She said no to growing the bush so I could check out the carpet. That was the end of that chapter.
(this is not enough to justify its own thread.)
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Post #13
http://easternfronts.tumblr.com/ (http://easternfronts.tumblr.com/)
is that your blog? if yes, i`m stoked that you used my picture!
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I've been eating strings of cheese for an hour now and I'm becoming sick, but it's too fun to stop.
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I am going to start Boner Skateboards
Concept/art direction behind it be like Atomic Age - Retro Futuristic type of shit. Ray guns, 1940s and 50s print advertisement and pulp science fiction book art, etc.
Of course, due to the company namesake there will be a mandatory graphic series every season featuring big juicy throbbing cocks.
Chapman wood sound okay with you kiddies?
Actually, I'm looking at the Pennswood site and it seems like a pretty easy process. Granted, it costs money.
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I am going to start Boner Skateboards
Concept/art direction behind it be like Atomic Age - Retro Futuristic type of shit. Ray guns, 1940s and 50s print advertisement and pulp science fiction book art, etc.
Of course, due to the company namesake there will be a mandatory graphic series every season featuring big juicy throbbing cocks.
Chapman wood sound okay with you kiddies?
Actually, I'm looking at the Pennswood site and it seems like a pretty easy process. Granted, it costs money.
this sounds fucking amazing and it deserves it's own thread. "we have good, hard wood." or something like that should be your business motto.
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Does anyone know of any video parts that are filmed in entire black and white?
EDIT:
Besides Mystery's Black/White?
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Underachievers was made in all black and white, I believe the story is that Dan Wolfe was using a really shitty VCR to edit the video and all the colors bled but it looked fine if he did it in B&W.
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Thanks.
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My phone was finally turned back on recently. (Unlimited text/pics ;) )
I had diarrhea today.
My foot is feeling pretty good now.
I'm getting a job soon.
Moving to a better house soon.
I'm going to jack off later.
I need new shoes.
My deck feels like shit.
I need new bushings.
Bro's girl is hooking me up with this chick, now I just gotta get the balls up to do the deed
Skating's coming along good for me.
Just found out there's a gunshop near me that allows lay-away payments to be made. I'm stoked.
Newest trick is Fakie Bigspin.
I love life.
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Post #13
http://easternfronts.tumblr.com/ (http://easternfronts.tumblr.com/)
was scrolling through it and sudddenly saw a photo i shot. pretty funny
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I am going to start Boner Skateboards
Concept/art direction behind it be like Atomic Age - Retro Futuristic type of shit. Ray guns, 1940s and 50s print advertisement and pulp science fiction book art, etc.
Of course, due to the company namesake there will be a mandatory graphic series every season featuring big juicy throbbing cocks.
Chapman wood sound okay with you kiddies?
Actually, I'm looking at the Pennswood site and it seems like a pretty easy process. Granted, it costs money.
this does deserve its own thread. i want this to happen
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is that braydon batface at :41?
Kelis featuring Too $hort - Bossy (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SSgp-IIgr4I#)
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Ahlees crew is fourth at the moment, they need to be 1st to go to vegas. It's not enough to justify it's own thread because ahlee already made one (<- not spam). Vote.
Here's the original post, go to the left side and click "vote for this crew". It takes 5 seconds:
You fucking guys won me an iPad, so I know youre capable! Help send some slap pals to vegas. We would document the entire thing and I promise it'd be gold. I just got this going to were working on the challenges.. But it says you can vote once a day. Its super easy so if you guys can just hook it up, pass this shit around, whatever! that'd be so fucking sick.
http://www.bandofbuds.com/crew/fadedstreetscom (http://www.bandofbuds.com/crew/fadedstreetscom)
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(http://i240.photobucket.com/albums/ff19/briden108/lolwutslap.jpg)
anybody else get this today?
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Post #13
http://easternfronts.tumblr.com/ (http://easternfronts.tumblr.com/)
reading that while listening to explosions in the sky just made my depressing day soo much better. thank you for that.
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is that braydon batface at :41?
Kelis featuring Too $hort - Bossy (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SSgp-IIgr4I#)
Yep thats him.
Anyone know why he was in there to begin with.
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Post #13
http://easternfronts.tumblr.com/ (http://easternfronts.tumblr.com/)
Thanks
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#14 is all black and white. With the exception of a few shots that have a sepia tone. Enjoy.
http://www.easternfronts.tumblr.com/ (http://www.easternfronts.tumblr.com/)
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I really want the t-shirt of the smith graphic
(http://www.mysteryskateboards.com/products/sep10/images/my_sep_2010_prod.jpg)
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thx.
now i need that deck
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That Eldridge deck is sick. I'm glad Mystery is done with the all black/white graphics.
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40 years ago today. I hope wherever he's at in the Universe he's blowing some other type of life form away with his music.
Jimi Hendrix - Voodoo Chile (Not Slight Return) Part 1 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bXqxXrjoOf0#)
Jimi Hendrix - Voodoo Chile (Not Slight Return) Part 2 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mm1HCl0AcpE#)
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My phone was finally turned back on recently. (Unlimited text/pics ;) )
I had diarrhea today.
My foot is feeling pretty good now.
I'm getting a job soon.
Moving to a better house soon.
I'm going to jack off later.
I need new shoes.
My deck feels like shit.
I need new bushings.
Bro's girl is hooking me up with this chick, now I just gotta get the balls up to do the deed
Skating's coming along good for me.
Just found out there's a gunshop near me that allows lay-away payments to be made. I'm stoked.
Newest trick is Fakie Bigspin.
I love life.
thanks for letting us know bro
the fuck??
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My phone was finally turned back on recently. (Unlimited text/pics ;) )
I had diarrhea today.
My foot is feeling pretty good now.
I'm getting a job soon.
Moving to a better house soon.
I'm going to jack off later.
I need new shoes.
My deck feels like shit.
I need new bushings.
Bro's girl is hooking me up with this chick, now I just gotta get the balls up to do the deed
Skating's coming along good for me.
Just found out there's a gunshop near me that allows lay-away payments to be made. I'm stoked.
Newest trick is Fakie Bigspin.
I love life.
thanks for letting us know bro
the fuck??
that's the funny part
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My phone was finally turned back on recently. (Unlimited text/pics ;) )
I had diarrhea today.
My foot is feeling pretty good now.
I'm getting a job soon.
Moving to a better house soon.
I'm going to jack off later.
I need new shoes.
My deck feels like shit.
I need new bushings.
Bro's girl is hooking me up with this chick, now I just gotta get the balls up to do the deed
Skating's coming along good for me.
Just found out there's a gunshop near me that allows lay-away payments to be made. I'm stoked.
Newest trick is Fakie Bigspin.
I love life.
thanks for letting us know bro
the fuck??
that's the funny part
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Armando:yer a fucking tool. oh and art is super gay get over it yer music sucks a cock.
Me:Ha hahaha okay Armando. Your message is a perfect reflection of your stupidity and pointless life. We can't all be cro-magnon looking douche bags from Orange County with fake chanel earrings. I'm sure you have a really enriching meaningful life watching football and drinking with fellow morons. It's really not even worth arguing with someone who most likely has an I.Q under 90. Your insults only make you look like a complete fool and shows your jock mentality and junior high view of the world. Go take a beginning english course at your community college and if possible, think very deeply about what a meaningless life you are leading and how sad it really is.
Love,
Timothy
Armando:hahahah really? yer soooo fucking legit man i wish i could be like u man think u know everything cuse you keep yer head in a book in the middle of the nowhere playing music and contemplating yer life over a cup of coffee thinking yer expanding yer mind wow i wish i could be just like you.
YOU leed a pointless life yer a fucking nobody and u will always be one. you have to text MY gf random ass shit just to have some comunication with someone.does anyone even know yer alive.
stay hangin out at coffee shops talking to jobless losers that keep going to skool cuse they dont know what they want to do with there life and stop talking to my lady.
no one cares about how insaine you are or what pills u want u druggie fuck.
we are all douchebags in OC yea totaly man . dont be pissed cuse we are better than you.
and whats wrong with football? just mad cuse youve been a skinny little emo bitch yer whole life? sorry you never became a man im sure yer dad if u even know who he is or if hes alive is really fucking proud of you.
one last thing moron befor u start talking shit know something about someone befor you do . i have a 158 iq u fucking nigger! and im sure yer thinking oh but he spells so bad and is not articulate with his words and curses so much hes dumb blah blah blah. im just an angry asshole. stop trying to show off how smart and cool u THINK you are and just live life.
ART STILL SUCKS
2:12pmMe
Your boyfriend is trash
Read the letter he just wrote
Did he even finish middle school?
2:14pmMegan
dood she dosent care about your opinion man get lost. we have been togethger for a year we live together and yer a fucking nobody that lives in victorville. killyerself man
2:15pmMe
Oh god, you're being a stalker using her facebook now?
2:15pmMegan
hahah what?
2:15pmMe
Much more than you will ever be
2:15pmMegan
i came on here to talkk shit to yo
no yer a nobody
2:15pmMe
And who are you?
You're somebody?
2:15pmMegan
my friends are promusicians yer just a tool
2:15pmMe
Explain what makes you great
2:15pmMegan
yea i m
im LORD armando i run this shit
2:16pmMe
Dude you listed "christian rock" as music you like
You obviously don't know shit about good music
2:16pmMegan
where do u get christian rock from?
2:16pmMe
But anyways
What makes you a "somebody" ?
Please explain
2:16pmMegan
so cuse i dont like yer music that means i know nothing about muic?
really?
2:17pmMe
You like horrible music, and I doubt you can play a single note on any instrument
2:17pmMegan
im sure pedro the lion and texas is the reason sold lot more records than u ever will
2:17pmMe
If people liked you liked my music I'd be doing something very wrong
2:17pmMegan
i play bass guitar and a lil drumms ive been playing in meal bands since i was 14
2:17pmMe
Those are both terrible bands
Meal bands?
You play for dinner clubs?
2:18pmMegan
kill yerself bro nobody cares what u think
2:18pmMe
You obviously do
2:18pmMegan
go away
my lady dont like u
she says yer annoying as fuck
2:18pmMe
First explain what makes you so great
2:18pmMegan
no one cares about you
2:18pmMe
Yeah okay
Explain
2:18pmMegan
im from orange county
and thats all that matters
2:19pmMe
Who cares about you, and what is it you're doing in life that is worth anything
2:19pmMegan
so go kick rocks
2:19pmMe
Wow great response
2:19pmMegan
i have friends and family and people that care about me
you bro...
u got nothing but a dieing mom
2:19pmMe
You're somebody because of your geographical location?
2:19pmMegan
go hang yerself man
2:19pmMe
You spelled dying wrong, but I have family like most people
2:20pmMegan
take a bunch of pills and just finish it
2:20pmMe
That is not an accomplishment
You still haven't explained how you're somebody
I can play over 20 instruments and make a living doing what I love
2:20pmMegan
but first write an emo song about how yer a closet fag and how much u hate me for speaking the truth i wanna hear it and then kill yerself
so
i make more money than you.
2:21pmMe
Explain dumb ass
2:21pmMegan
and i lvoe what i do
2:21pmMe
Okay how?
2:21pmMegan
i own an autoglass company
2:21pmMe
Oh wow!
You're living the dream hahah
2:21pmMegan
basically poeple tnit and replace windows and i make al the money
2:21pmMe
Wow you are so amazing
2:21pmMegan
yea am living the dream
2:22pmMe
Everyone will remember your glass company when you're dead
2:22pmMegan
i have a beautiful woman who i love nd a nice place to live by the beach
2:22pmMe
Any moron can do that
2:22pmMegan
no everyone will remember my sports records that weill never be broken
im living the dream bro
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damn Ocelot. you've posted that in at least 3 different threads now.
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My phone was finally turned back on recently. (Unlimited text/pics ;) )
I had diarrhea today.
My foot is feeling pretty good now.
I'm getting a job soon.
Moving to a better house soon.
I'm going to jack off later.
I need new shoes.
My deck feels like shit.
I need new bushings.
Bro's girl is hooking me up with this chick, now I just gotta get the balls up to do the deed
Skating's coming along good for me.
Just found out there's a gunshop near me that allows lay-away payments to be made. I'm stoked.
Newest trick is Fakie Bigspin.
I love life.
thanks for letting us know bro
the fuck??
that's the funny part
Ironic?
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I've laughed all three times I read the armando conversation.
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my gal is red hot
your gal aint doin squat
my gal is red hot
your gal aint doin squat
SHe aint got a lot of money but lovin shes clearly got a lot
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My phone was finally turned back on recently. (Unlimited text/pics ;) )
I had diarrhea today.
My foot is feeling pretty good now.
I'm getting a job soon.
Moving to a better house soon.
I'm going to jack off later.
I need new shoes.
My deck feels like shit.
I need new bushings.
Bro's girl is hooking me up with this chick, now I just gotta get the balls up to do the deed
Skating's coming along good for me.
Just found out there's a gunshop near me that allows lay-away payments to be made. I'm stoked.
Newest trick is Fakie Bigspin.
I love life.
thanks for letting us know bro
the fuck??
that's the funny part
cool picture bro
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Is a D considered passing in college (bachelor degree)? One class is just killing me, I can't get over a F in the quizzes.
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damn Ocelot. you've posted that in at least 3 different threads now.
cigbeer's a drama queen and loves to show off, whether it be his conversations or his penis.
and you, i just remembered how much i hate you for murdering those kittens. eat shit you motherfucker
At least he didn't turn out to be a serial killer. Animal mutilation at young ages is one of the first signs.
Cut the guy some slack. He's sorry for what he did.
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damn Ocelot. you've posted that in at least 3 different threads now.
cigbeer's a drama queen and loves to show off, whether it be his conversations or his penis.
and you, i just remembered how much i hate you for murdering those kittens. eat shit you motherfucker
i didn't kill those kittens, you tree-fuckin fag. get the fuck over it
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damn Ocelot. you've posted that in at least 3 different threads now.
cigbeer's a drama queen and loves to show off, whether it be his conversations or his penis.
and you, i just remembered how much i hate you for murdering those kittens. eat shit you motherfucker
i didn't kill those kittens, you tree-fuckin fag. get the fuck over it
dude you might as well give up. Nobody on here is going to let you live it down.
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damn Ocelot. you've posted that in at least 3 different threads now.
cigbeer's a drama queen and loves to show off, whether it be his conversations or his penis.
and you, i just remembered how much i hate you for murdering those kittens.� eat shit you motherfucker
i didn't kill those kittens, you tree-fuckin fag. get the fuck over it
smokecrack, kill your fucking self. No one treats kittens like that faggot. now im gonna buttfuck you with griptape taped onto my boner
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damn Ocelot. you've posted that in at least 3 different threads now.
cigbeer's a drama queen and loves to show off, whether it be his conversations or his penis.
and you, i just remembered how much i hate you for murdering those kittens.� eat shit you motherfucker
i didn't kill those kittens, you tree-fuckin fag. get the fuck over it
smokecrack, kill your fucking self. No one treats kittens like that faggot. now im gonna buttfuck you with griptape taped onto my boner
aw, how cute. didn't know you existed 'till now. i'm lookin forward to the griptape sesh ;)
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Is a D considered passing in college (bachelor degree)? One class is just killing me, I can't get over a F in the quizzes.
You should consider dropping the class, because that D won't get you anywhere.
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damn Ocelot. you've posted that in at least 3 different threads now.
cigbeer's a drama queen and loves to show off, whether it be his conversations or his penis.
and you, i just remembered how much i hate you for murdering those kittens.� eat shit you motherfucker
i didn't kill those kittens, you tree-fuckin fag. get the fuck over it
smokecrack, kill your fucking self. No one treats kittens like that faggot. now im gonna buttfuck you with griptape taped onto my boner
aw, how cute. didn't know you existed 'till now. i'm lookin forward to the griptape sesh ;)
i forgot to say im gonna have nails under the grip too sticking out of the end like a bayonet. Repent motherfucker
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damn Ocelot. you've posted that in at least 3 different threads now.
cigbeer's a drama queen and loves to show off, whether it be his conversations or his penis.
and you, i just remembered how much i hate you for murdering those kittens. eat shit you motherfucker
That guy actually started shit with me out of nowhere. I dated his girlfriend 4 or 5 years ago and we've been pretty good friends ever since then. I do admit I like posting my penis for all to enjoy, but the things that guy says are priceless.
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damn Ocelot. you've posted that in at least 3 different threads now.
cigbeer's a drama queen and loves to show off, whether it be his conversations or his penis.
and you, i just remembered how much i hate you for murdering those kittens. eat shit you motherfucker
That guy actually started shit with me out of nowhere. I dated his girlfriend 4 or 5 years ago and we've been pretty good friends ever since then. I do admit I like posting my penis for all to enjoy, but the things that guy says are priceless.
oh, so you guys have shared a dick cozy. i do enjoy all your facebook/text convos though. especially when you mess with Briden. he seems to get his feathers ruffled way too easily. are you still off his friends list?
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That conversation is funny. I always wanted a sports record.
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damn Ocelot. you've posted that in at least 3 different threads now.
cigbeer's a drama queen and loves to show off, whether it be his conversations or his penis.
and you, i just remembered how much i hate you for murdering those kittens. eat shit you motherfucker
That guy actually started shit with me out of nowhere. I dated his girlfriend 4 or 5 years ago and we've been pretty good friends ever since then. I do admit I like posting my penis for all to enjoy, but the things that guy says are priceless.
i think posting that is embarrassing for both of you
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damn Ocelot. you've posted that in at least 3 different threads now.
cigbeer's a drama queen and loves to show off, whether it be his conversations or his penis.
and you, i just remembered how much i hate you for murdering those kittens. eat shit you motherfucker
That guy actually started shit with me out of nowhere. I dated his girlfriend 4 or 5 years ago and we've been pretty good friends ever since then. I do admit I like posting my penis for all to enjoy, but the things that guy says are priceless.
oh, so you guys have shared a dick cozy. i do enjoy all your facebook/text convos though. especially when you mess with Briden. he seems to get his feathers ruffled way too easily. are you still off his friends list?
I took him off my friends list for the sole purpose of seeing if he would make a thread about it. I'm friends with like 20 pals on there; it's not like I'm trying to hide anything.
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damn Ocelot. you've posted that in at least 3 different threads now.
cigbeer's a drama queen and loves to show off, whether it be his conversations or his penis.
and you, i just remembered how much i hate you for murdering those kittens. eat shit you motherfucker
That guy actually started shit with me out of nowhere. I dated his girlfriend 4 or 5 years ago and we've been pretty good friends ever since then. I do admit I like posting my penis for all to enjoy, but the things that guy says are priceless.
oh, so you guys have shared a dick cozy. i do enjoy all your facebook/text convos though. especially when you mess with Briden. he seems to get his feathers ruffled way too easily. are you still off his friends list?
Briden used to be super cool and get happy when I sent cock pics and he sometimes sent cock pics back. But when I sent the last one I got this bitchy reply that said "man you have to stop sending me stuff like that". I couldn't believe this was the Briden I came to know and love. He used to send awesome pictures of his dog... Now he's all bitchy and unfriendly. Plus he looks like a garbage man.
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Does anyone know of any video parts that are filmed in entire black and white?
EDIT:
Besides Mystery's Black/White?
Roam New York City (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8_TiF-ytR1U#ws)
Roam Israel (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JHArphrLKjU#)
Roam Arizona (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PsgwkTWR-SM#)
clusterfuck (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=77DO6QrEg2I#)
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Thanks, I already ended up using the Israel video last week on my blog.
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When I check the forecast, I like going to weather.com instead of my local news' website.
Weather.com just seems more, I dunno...optimistic. It's all in those little pictures. Weather.com's partly cloudy picture has a better sun to cloud ratio (big sun, one tiny little cloud).
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Lemonade was a popular drink, and it still is.
Best rap line in history.
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^ indeed. RIP GURU
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When I check the forecast, I like going to weather.com instead of my local news' website.
Weather.com just seems more, I dunno...optimistic. It's all in those little pictures. Weather.com's partly cloudy picture has a better sun to cloud ratio (big sun, one tiny little cloud).
i heard that.
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(http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l97yohlfdI1qz6f9yo1_500.jpg)
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(http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l97yohlfdI1qz6f9yo1_500.jpg)
thats awesome. I hope everyone doesnt hate me
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Watching this show about mail order brides on National Geographic, what a trip!
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Frank, just because Victor has a low rep doesn't mean we don't all love him. His tumblr is some next level shit
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Sean <3
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actually his tumblr is on some tumblr-shit, so tumblr that it might be an hilarious satire of tumblr
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damn Victor, your tumblr is fuckin tumblin'!! that shit is dope. i especially liked the megan fox, diora baird, cat power and gossip girl pics thrown in on page 2 for good measure. the black n white first page is also very nice. great job, sir.
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Oh...thank you.
Eastern Fronts #15(?), I'm losing count.
http://www.easternfronts.tumblr.com (http://www.easternfronts.tumblr.com)
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Oh...thank you.
Eastern Fronts #15(?), I'm losing count.
http://www.easternfronts.tumblr.com (http://www.easternfronts.tumblr.com)
it's pretty crazy that you can make websites and blogs that are so slick nowadays without knowing anything about html or coding or anything. i remember making yahoo geocities sites about skating and legend of zelda. i tried to find them a while back, but i guess they got deleted by yahoo. wish i could see them, it'd be hilarious.
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Fuck, I remember Geocities. I remember using it to make websites for my "skate crew".
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(http://www.crailtap.com/c3/newrandoms/girloneoffs-twenty.jpg)
i neeeeeeeeeeed that stay puft board!!!!!
ghostbusters is the best shit ever.
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viciousog is from texas so i fox with dat nigga
tonight i went to open mic comedy night and it fuckin sucked, a gay dude got up on stage and said "NIGGER!," then he told a million gay jokes
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I want Daisy Marie to personally come to my house as such in the photo and deliver me that board so I can hang it on my wall in front of my bed
(http://www.creepssellinggarbage.com/Skateboard-Gallery/Daisy%20Marie/photos/Daisy_Marie_02.jpg)
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Oh...thank you.
Eastern Fronts #15(?), I'm losing count.
http://www.easternfronts.tumblr.com (http://www.easternfronts.tumblr.com)
Good stuff.
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So, it appears Skwisgaar has retired...
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So, it appears Skwisgaar has retired...
this should be under "things you are stoked on"
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http://flipskateboards.com/2010/09/german-vibes/ (http://flipskateboards.com/2010/09/german-vibes/)
flip german tour
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(http://www.crailtap.com/c3/newrandoms/girloneoffs-twenty.jpg)
i neeeeeeeeeeed that stay puft board!!!!!
ghostbusters is the best shit ever.
me too!
and victors tumblr is amazing. first chicago video was too good
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Thanks for the compliments guys.
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs381.snc4/44401_139688719406812_100000970532794_176695_2685841_n.jpg)
No fucking joke.
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Australia's Next Top Model - Final Fail (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PKb0BR-giCA&feature=player_embedded#ws)
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Will someone sell me Xanax?
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#16, if none of this gives you a boner, than I don't know what to say about you.
http://easternfronts.tumblr.com/ (http://easternfronts.tumblr.com/)
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Thanks for the compliments guys.
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs381.snc4/44401_139688719406812_100000970532794_176695_2685841_n.jpg)
No fucking joke.
Is that Kyle Stone?
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Yeah. He's always gone to my park, but I didn't really meet him "meet him" till I went to some party downtown, chill dude. He added me on Facebook and I saw that and was blown away.
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I've been kind of playing with the idea of getting into forensic pathology and working with corpses for a career. The job security just seems very enticing. I've never smelled a corpse before, but I think I can handle it; I've got a pretty strong stomach.
I dunno, maybe losing your soul and going numb after examining and cutting up all those dead infants and children isn't worth the job security.
Still, it'd be pretty interesting to explain what you do to your family/whoever at parties and shit.
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^^^^
I've considered becoming a mortician but after reading you need to learn business I said fuck it. I've always been fascinated with death and bodies. I can remember as a kid in kindergarten I was graphic with my drawing...even the teacher was worried lol. I have not problem seeing blood or fucked up bodies. I may consider down the road if counseling gets boring.
So me and my girlfriend finally decided to start using birth control, or at least she did. We hate condoms and they're a pain in the ass to put on. We've been lucky for over a year she hasn't gotten pregnant and we're too young with little saved up for a child. Her friend is taking a pill and she can control when she wants her period. We both think that's unnatural and not healthy. The shots are out of the question and she doesn't want that ring or whatever it is. She doesn't like the idea of something inside her pussy, plus I fuck her deep so I don't want to mess it up. So really here only option that she'll take is the pill. I hope she picks the best thing for here, I'm completely confused on which one she should pick. :-\
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We hate condoms and they're a pain in the ass to put on.
i don't think you're using them the right way
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^^^^I hope she picks the best thing for here, I'm completely confused on which one she should pick. :-\
IUD 4 lyfe. shit's the best!
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I pinched the top and rolled it down but it gets stuck half way down, it won't go no more. I did her anyways, we both didn't like it so we threw them away.
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^^^^I hope she picks the best thing for here, I'm completely confused on which one she should pick. :-\
That's the t shape thing? Even though she doesn't want it, I'll mention it to her. If it has a 100% success rate I know she won't say no.
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dog loop (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VcZ7WHSlE7U#)
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school is blowing it. at least the teacher is letting me be on slap
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I bought an xbox off a friend of mine.....im fucking terrible at video games.
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you really ought to fix that, i mean, it's only the most valuable skill you can have in life
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Im workin on it. I hadnt really played video games since ....T.H.U.G? Getting better even though I get frustrated very quickly with it.
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i love taking a shit and smoking cigarettes simultaneously.
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#17
http://www.easternfronts.tumblr.com/ (http://www.easternfronts.tumblr.com/)
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for anyone who's interested, this will be on PBS tonight: http://trekmovie.com/2010/09/24/preview-of-pbs-macbeth-interview-w-patrick-stewart/ (http://trekmovie.com/2010/09/24/preview-of-pbs-macbeth-interview-w-patrick-stewart/)
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that cannot be a healthy amount of ammonia in that car
http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/us/2010/10/11/ny.86.cats.two.cars.wten?hpt=T2 (http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/us/2010/10/11/ny.86.cats.two.cars.wten?hpt=T2)
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Sal Masekela is coming to speak to my Sports & Race class today.
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Sal Masekela is coming to speak to my Sports & Race class today.
shoulda been Sal barbier instead
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#18
http://easternfronts.tumblr.com/ (http://easternfronts.tumblr.com/)
Stoked that I got to 12,000 views.
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betty white hype
(http://www.joeydevilla.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/bettywhitejedimaster.jpg)
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#18
http://easternfronts.tumblr.com/ (http://easternfronts.tumblr.com/)
Stoked that I got to 12,000 views.
really nice one again.
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fuck betty white
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fuck betty white
Hahaha, reminds me of the 7th season premiere of the office
Kelly: Yeah your nephew is so lame.
Creed: He's been trashing us relentlessly on Twitter. It's funny stuff, but mean.
Jim Halpert: You follow him on Twitter?
[cut to talking head]
Creed: Everywhere I look it's Betty White this and Betty White that. Finally a kid who's not talking about Betty White. Of course I follow him.
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Hahaha, reminds me of the 7th season premiere of the office
Kelly: Yeah your nephew is so lame.
Creed: He's been trashing us relentlessly on Twitter. It's funny stuff, but mean.
Jim Halpert: You follow him on Twitter?
[cut to talking head]
Creed: Everywhere I look it's Betty White this and Betty White that. Finally a kid who's not talking about Betty White. Of course I follow him.
Creed Bratton > Betty White
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http://www.thrashermagazine.com/component/option,com_hwdvideoshare/Itemid,90/lang,en/task,viewvideo/video_id,859/ (http://www.thrashermagazine.com/component/option,com_hwdvideoshare/Itemid,90/lang,en/task,viewvideo/video_id,859/)
you can now send your votes for soty 2010...which i dont get the point of because because jake decides at the end of the day.
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My MDT-110/106 professor is listening to Tony Hawk's song from The End right now (Propellerheads - O.H.M.S.S.)
I also heard the "Menikmati section" song from Menikmati in a Taco Bell recently.
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Right now I work at a third party delivery service for local restaurants taking orders, J Mascis called for shumai and some maki rolls. And shrimp teriyaki.
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Recent post:
http://easternfronts.tumblr.com/ (http://easternfronts.tumblr.com/)
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http://racintnarg.tumblr.com/ (http://racintnarg.tumblr.com/)
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Right when the truck completes its first rotation, as it bounces on top of someone, you can see a shitload of blood spray out.
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Wow, some fucked up people live in this world. It pisses me off that little things like this are a big issue
http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/39952369/ns/today-today_people?gt1=43001 (http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/39952369/ns/today-today_people?gt1=43001)
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i threw this together tonight.
#RARE #BASED #SWAG
YouTube - Broadcast Yourself. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Glo13X9Xoy4#)
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Made this yesterday . ;D ;D ;D
http://www.mediafire.com/?2d3gurojup6boip (http://www.mediafire.com/?2d3gurojup6boip)
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probably abp but i still thought it was kinda cool
YouTube - Broadcast Yourself. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KyMb6aFCQ78#)
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this is how you walk n crawl like a BAWS
YouTube - Broadcast Yourself. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=od1Ep47sSVk&feature=player_embedded#)
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Every time I watch Mindfield I notice letters in some of the dots during the weird flashing dots part.
Does anybody know what they say? Its been bothering me for a while
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Smolik's new facebook profile pic
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs996.snc4/76958_178377915510734_100000155790777_735172_1075039_n.jpg)
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000155790777 (http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000155790777)
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Right when the truck completes its first rotation, as it bounces on top of someone, you can see a shitload of blood spray out.
I'm trying to see this shitload of blood, but it all looks like dirt. That is really fucked up though.
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"Hey man, wanna cuddle?"
|sure, why not."
(http://i54.tinypic.com/sno4mt.jpg)
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"Hey man, wanna cuddle?"
|sure, why not."
(http://i54.tinypic.com/sno4mt.jpg)
Hahaha.
He's wearing a Atlanta hat which further proves my parents point that Atlanta is a city for gay black men.
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this is how you walk n crawl like a BAWS
YouTube - Broadcast Yourself. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=od1Ep47sSVk&feature=player_embedded#)
Fuck, that video makes me feel so anxious.
YouTube - Broadcast Yourself. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZW9NYX6JZA#)
Can't stop bumping this song. I feel like somebody has or should skate to it.
Also the singer is beautiful. Her mouth seems like it would be an excellent place to hang out.
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Shit's fucked up in the Wild East.
Why Russians backed anti-police rage
The group struck for the first time in February in the regional capital, Vladivostok, when the members killed a traffic policeman.
Three months later, they stabbed another policeman to death, and attacked police cars, injuring more officers.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-11829793 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-11829793)
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How much better is a macbook pro than a regular macbook?
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YouTube - Broadcast Yourself. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oaNZKdbYx10#)
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Can Katy Perry shoot fireworks from her tits when ever she wants to?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QGJuMBdaqIw
(just mute it)
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Hey guys, need your help
we are having a starcraft 2 tournament, so can someone please randomize the following slap pals so the matchups are fair?
Beer Keg Peg Leg
pugmaster
ROFLCOCKTOR
Albatross
fdasfdsafdsa
Crest
Rawbertson
inanimate object
thanks,
rawb
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Hey guys, need your help
we are having a starcraft 2 tournament, so can someone please randomize the following slap pals so the matchups are fair?
Beer Keg Peg Leg
pugmaster
ROFLCOCKTOR
Albatross
fdasfdsafdsa
Crest
Rawbertson
inanimate object
thanks,
rawb
pugmaster v. fdasfdasdasfa
crest will face the cocktor
inanimate object will get eaten by Albatross, juggalo bystanders will call it magic
and headliner match of the day will be:
Beer Kegs
versus
HIS PENIS IS ON HIS FOREHEAD, FROM TORONTO CANADA: RAAAAAAAAWBEEERTSOOOOOON
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hahaha looks good
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My butt hole bleeds.
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thanks nice weather! now beer keg is going to annhilate me in the first round haha you must be hyped. we played last night and he beat me but i tried to zergling rush him hahaha
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hemale buttocks got married?
(http://i53.tinypic.com/5yugsj.jpg)
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hemale buttocks got married?
(http://i53.tinypic.com/5yugsj.jpg)
Looks like his wife was blessed with plentiful T&A. What's that dude go by? I actually Googled "hemale buttocks married" and got this (http://www.askmehelpdesk.com/adult-sexuality/fondness-big-female-buttocks-450514-2.html), which is funny enough, but I know I've seen that got on Ripley's Believe It Or Not.
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i don't know his name or anything, but hemale buttocks came from this post
what about the hemale buttocks
(http://img101.imageshack.us/img101/7531/pdcgatdrlrkf0.jpg)
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(http://i.imgur.com/zVQSH.jpg)
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i just stumbled across this, and had my fair share of laughter...
http://www.enjoico.com/category/hsuper/ (http://www.enjoico.com/category/hsuper/)
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this is how you walk n crawl like a BAWS
YouTube - Broadcast Yourself. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=od1Ep47sSVk&feature=player_embedded#)
Fuck, that video makes me feel so anxious.
YouTube - Broadcast Yourself. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZW9NYX6JZA#)
Can't stop bumping this song. I feel like somebody has or should skate to it.
Also the singer is beautiful. Her mouth seems like it would be an excellent place to hang out.
Ha, I had a part to this. She is fucking beautiful, and there's a part where she has her mouth super wide, pausing it and she becomes this scary as fuck face. What a mouth. :-*
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fuck registering for classes!!!
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Alex Olson's view on the Berrics:
"I think the Berrics at one time was really cool before it became this whole thing of Batter commanders and bla bla bla. It became the very thing it was trying to get away from. I don?t like a place where your skating and some pro comes in and turns out the light cause he?s gotta film some fake street park part. While you?re just there trying to have fun or learn a new trick or whatever it doesn?t really matter. What I rather do is watch a bottle rocket fly out of my ass than have to film one of those things. "
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(http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2010/10/18/5f578162-dc24-41c0-a010-a308901a3bde.gif)
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Happy Birthday Bobby Peru.
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HOLY SHIT! MY DROID X HAS FLASH!
I'll be able to watch slap videos and vimeo on my phone from now on.... just got the update this morning.
GIFS TOO! should make the mobile slap experience that much better
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:(
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The fuck you frowning about?
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70 and sunny all week into a shitty rainy weekend
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I'm not even trying to complain here, but man you're taking that shit for granted.
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we have seriously had temperatures down to like 5 fahrenheit. fucked
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i just got felt up in the parking lot of a grocery store by an insane meth-head ex stripper
she had nice abs and a nice ass, but she wanted to dress me up as a girl/michael jackson and take n00dz of me ???
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Do dickies 874 wok pants get slightly slimmer near the calf area?
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What part had this song in it?
YouTube - Broadcast Yourself. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mQiDs9tKZv4#)
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^^ Here you go buddy.
YouTube - Broadcast Yourself. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wRZldYiIUSQ#)
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Thanks! it's been bugging me for weeks now.
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This type of thing annoys me. Couple of good ones in a sea of stupid.
http://www.chicksandskateboards.com (http://www.chicksandskateboards.com)
(http://chicksandskateboards.files.wordpress.com/2010/12/61546-48-4.jpg)
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does any one know where i can find the skate video that had some dudes doing the full house theme song. i think i was just like a homie video or something.
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I'm going with beez from milwaukee. or possibly drybones from IL/Arizona. maybe try a vimeo search?
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:'( :'( :'(
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- A Mother?s Journey, Sacramento Bee Photography (2007 Pulitzer Prize for Feature Photography)
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wow...that was fucking brutal.
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Speechless. :'(
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:( :( :( :(
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My older sister died of cancer.
I don't really think about it all that often. It seems like it's been a long time.
but that kind of forced me to revisit it.
and I genuinely thank you for that.
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didn't know she was the real deal. Loved her in that show.
(http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/2011/news/110321/felicia-pearson-240.jpg)
'Snoop' from The Wire Arrested in Drug Raid
By Tim Nudd
Thursday March 10, 2011 08:50 AM EST
Felicia "Snoop" Pearson
"Snoop" Pearson, who played a diminutive yet fearsome drug dealer and assassin on HBO's The Wire, was arrested along with more than 30 other people Thursday morning in a sweeping drug raid in Baltimore.
Pearson, 30, was taken into custody at an apartment downtown on a state warrant, reports the Baltimore Sun.
The pre-dawn raids, conducted by city, state and federal law enforcement, reportedly targeted a large-scale heroin and marijuana operation.
Pearson, who had a troubled upbringing, had worked as a drug dealer in Baltimore long before being cast on The Wire in 2002. At age 14, she was convicted of second-degree murder and spent more than six years in prison.
Thursday's arrests were part of a five-month drug investigation, according to officials.
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Damn pyrex. Wow.
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Old but still awesome:
(http://blog.defgrip.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/george_blog.jpg)
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Fucking crazy. Sorry if ABP.
http://dprbcn.wordpress.com/2009/10/21/presidio-modelo-in-cuba-and-the-panopticon-idea/ (http://dprbcn.wordpress.com/2009/10/21/presidio-modelo-in-cuba-and-the-panopticon-idea/)
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updated my blog today for the first time in a while if any of you are trying to kill some time.
grindingtoahalt.blogspot.com (http://grindingtoahalt.blogspot.com)
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My local (and by local I just mean the hastings that decided to sell boards,) only carry Theeve and Venture. I desperately need new trucks and my car won't make it all the way to KC to actually go to a skate shop. Which trucks are better? I heard Ventures are shit and I haven't heard anything about Theeves.
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My local (and by local I just mean the hastings that decided to sell boards,) only carry Theeve and Venture. I desperately need new trucks and my car won't make it all the way to KC to actually go to a skate shop. Which trucks are better? I heard Ventures are shit and I haven't heard anything about Theeves.
theeves are incredibly ugly but i only heard good things about them. ventures are "love em or hate em".
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My local (and by local I just mean the hastings that decided to sell boards,) only carry Theeve and Venture. I desperately need new trucks and my car won't make it all the way to KC to actually go to a skate shop. Which trucks are better? I heard Ventures are shit and I haven't heard anything about Theeves.
ventures are fine if not a bit weak (seen alot of people snapping them in various ways) hurd nothing but good things about theve, also they come with bones hardcore bushings as stock so thats gotta be a good thing
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The racism that comes from kids these days is crazy. I was talking to one of my friends and some little kid from across the street today said to me, "you can't be friends cuz you black and he white".
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Apparently there's a woman out there who grew a nipple, on her foot.
(http://www.boingboing.net/images/footnipple.jpg)
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Apparently there's a woman out there who grew a nipple, on her foot.
(http://www.boingboing.net/images/footnipple.jpg)
I think I'll reconsider footjobs.
Finally! Something boob guys and foot guys can agree on!
I shouldn't have any trouble unhooking a sock.
Gives a whole new meaning to "milking your shoe sponsor".
Sorry...
(http://chan.catiewayne.com/m/src/130929088069.jpg)
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That foot nipple even has hair for fuck's sake!
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Why aren't 180 crooked grinds called salad grinds?
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Because Eric Dressen wasn't trying to fuck with no 180s.
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Can someone post up Ben Gilley's part in Reason to Believe? I know it's a strange request but that part has always got me hyped and youtube took down the only one.
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Can someone post up Ben Gilley's part in Reason to Believe? I know it's a strange request but that part has always got me hyped and youtube took down the only one.
Here's the whole vid Reason to Believe (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=8827908343273883343)
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(http://farm7.static.flickr.com/6124/5979899008_12529d389c_z.jpg)
Larry was a ghost with a big dick. He also had ghastly pale skin, eyes dark as a coal mine, and rows of bright, white teeth sharpened to points. Nobody remembered those things. They just remembered his huge dick.
This, as you might imagine, was problematic for Larry. Did all those frightening, phantasmagoric traits come naturally? No, nor did they come easily. It took years of painstaking (not to mention painful) planning and reconstructive surgery for Larry to finally reach what he thought was a satisfactory level of terrifying. But no matter what he did, people just noticed the dick. The huge pulsating dick.
This is how an attempted scare usually went. Larry would choose someone who lived alone since they tend to be a bit skittish in the first place. Around midnight, he'd move something that they couldn't quite see. ?Did the lamp just move?? they'd ask themselves, since no one is ever there to listen, ?I swear the fucking lamp just moved.? Then he'd float into the room, his toes barely brushing the floor. Sometimes he'd go in quiet; sometimes he'd go in screaming. It didn?t really matter considering the response.
Most guys would just get embarrassed. How would you feel? A demon straight out of the nightmares of the most imaginative children floats into your room, gently flowing as though twisted by some unseen, chill breeze. And even through layers of protoplasm and tattered clothing you can tell his wiener is like, twice as big as yours.
?This is fucked up,? they'd say.
Or, ?I can't possibly believe that this spectre has such a gigantic dong. It?s not even hard, this is goddamn bananas.?
The scene was usually much worse for women (and for awhile, Larry avoided women altogether). Most times they'd wind up hitting on him.
?AAAAH, WHA? whoa? that thing is amazing,? they'd coo.
Twice, in fact, women just straight up started sucking his dick. He'd be halfway through some dreary moan meant to make the hair stand on end, and his penis would be in someone's mouth. ?It's so fucking cold,? they?d mumble with their mouths full of wang. Ghost wang.
Of course he came. But when he did, they always died. Something about getting a load in the mouth from some wretched ghoul ends up fatal.
There wasn't much Larry could do. He even tried going the classic route, throwing a sheet over himself (which was upsetting, considering all the work he'd put into his horrific visage) and cutting two eyeholes in it like a child's Halloween costume. They always knew. ?Smuggling a babies arm under there pal??
The moral of the story is that even ghosts have proble- wait? did you see the chair move? I swear to God the fucking chair just moved. AAAAAAAAHHH!
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http://todaysdocument.tumblr.com/ (http://todaysdocument.tumblr.com/)
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Tried searching it but failed. How do I embed videos on slap?
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I hope they like tea.
http://www.click2houston.com/news/23146047/detail.html (http://www.click2houston.com/news/23146047/detail.html)
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Julian Assange just compared hacking to skateboarding in his 60 minutes interview. Something like "hackers break codes just to prove to themselves that they can. Just like a skateboarder learns new tricks just to prove to himself that he can do it."
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Those cancer pictures hit pretty hard, poor kid. Can't begin to imagine how devastated his mother must be.
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Tried searching it but failed. How do I embed videos on slap?
Just post the link.
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Which video was the Adam & the Ants song "Prince Charming" in?
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Which video was the Adam & the Ants song "Prince Charming" in?
Heroin - Magic Sticky Hand
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Which video was the Adam & the Ants song "Prince Charming" in?
Ahh, thanks that's been bugging me all day.
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http://ilgarr.tumblr.com/ (http://ilgarr.tumblr.com/)
This blog is pretty crazy.
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I am quitting smoking weed and cigarettes at the same time. I have been smoking weed pretty solid for 13 years and cigarettes off and on (never smoking or quitting for more than 2 years at a time) for about 10 years. I had quit smoking cigarettes for about a year now and thought I had the habit finally kicked - like the first time in my life I felt I did not even want to touch a cigarette (no cravings at all). But I started smoking again 5 months ago when my girl of 3 years left me (I know... emo shit). I have never really made a solid effort at quitting weed. I think I stopped for maybe 3 months here and 1 month there but other than that always smoked solid. I really regret starting smoking cigs again and that was easy to quit but weed is tough. My issue is that I am not quitting because I don't like being high. I enjoyed it up to the last joint. My problem is my memory and just generally thinking on my toes. I mean, I finished college so I am not brain-dead but I still wish I could get a few brain cells back. In the past year the stoner moments have just gotten too great to bear. Any of you youngins that have been smoking for under ten years that think you know what I am talking about - you have no fucking clue. This shit really starts to take its tole. I don't really know the point of this post other than to say it is really fucking hard to quit. I want to get high so bad but I know it is time to throw in the towel. I am not much of a drinker so this shit sort of sucks. I am on a week now and have never felt as serious about this as I do right now. That is all I have to say about that.
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(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3233/3144432009_82f9b01a57.jpg)
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damn illuminati got a long reach
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(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_leucsj0zPN1qa6scjo1_500.jpg)
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Theres a thread for this shit, but I couldn't find it.
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Anyone know when the new KOTR footage will be out? Or if it is already?
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Real Quote - "I can't believe everyone got Longboards this year! Everyone just got so much more interesting!"
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Mixed in with a lot of self-absorbed bullshit, Lil Wayne talking about skateboarding at 16:20ish. He even has a mini ramp at his house.
WEEZY F BABY PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT (http://vimeo.com/30187872)
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That got me hyped.
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if i was alex midler id be stoked out of my fucking mind just to get name dropped by someone as famous as lil wayne
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that wayne video was actually pretty sick. he seems to really love skating and that ramp looks pretty fun to mess around on
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http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/lanow/2011/10/scarlett-johansson-mila-kunis-hacked-fbi-says.html (http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/lanow/2011/10/scarlett-johansson-mila-kunis-hacked-fbi-says.html)
Shit, if he's found guilty he'll get 121 years.
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how long did it take everyone to upgrade to ios5?
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how long did it take everyone to upgrade to ios5?
40 minutes.
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Hey does anybody have a link to the Amber Cole video, I feel like I've spent to much time hunting for it.
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Hey does anybody have a link to the Amber Cole video, I feel like I've spent to much time hunting for it.
....Hold on one sec and let me find it. Be right back!
(http://s3.amazonaws.com/kym-assets/photos/images/original/000/142/138/pedobear-busted-by-chris-hansen.jpg?1309465441)
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7th billion baby
http://news.yahoo.com/various-7-billionth-babies-celebrated-worldwide-064439018.html (http://news.yahoo.com/various-7-billionth-babies-celebrated-worldwide-064439018.html)
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(http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/02042/Face_2042115c.jpg)
Face discovered in testicular tumour
"Doctors who took an ultrasound of a man's testicles to find out what was causing him pain were astounded to find a gaping face staring back at them."
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Harry Nilsson-"Mr. Richland's Favorite Song/One" (1971) (1/7) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fs7fbdOdDjs#)
some different folks might here it here than if I posted in the "what are you listening to right now" thread.
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Gnar for that awesome song.
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At a strip club and all of the tvs are playing a butter ball turkey fryer infomorcial.
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been talking to a new chick who actually has her head on straight
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anyone feel like giving up the address of this spot?
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I do not understand why this woman is in movies
(http://images.wikia.com/lost/images/3/3a/MIchelleRodriguez.jpg)
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If you are on facebook please help my friend win a video contest by leaving "guilt free" in the comments.
http://www.facebook.com/veggiegrill/posts/10150411697077582 (http://www.facebook.com/veggiegrill/posts/10150411697077582)
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http://ilgarr.tumblr.com/ (http://ilgarr.tumblr.com/)
This blog is pretty crazy.
Yeah just a bit
(http://www.tumblr.com/photo/1280/11883500832/1/tumblr_l989o71xI21qzdaeg)
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Hey does anybody have a link to the Amber Cole video, I feel like I've spent to much time hunting for it.
(http://s3.amazonaws.com/kym-assets/photos/images/original/000/142/138/pedobear-busted-by-chris-hansen.jpg?1309465441)
Hahahahahaha
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enjoi skateboarding - ginger rage (http://vimeo.com/33580307)
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enjoi skateboarding - ginger rage (http://vimeo.com/33580307)
Weiger is PISSED!
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http://cliffricharddyinginside.tumblr.com/ (http://cliffricharddyinginside.tumblr.com/)
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^^ haha, that shit is hilarious, you always get that 'dead inside' vibe with religious people
I think this guy is basically a German PJ... may still take some time but the potential is there:
Daniel Meier is now on TRAP (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fzdK_clwF84#)