In 20 years...

[stokedtrout]

Teams will be massive due to a law that states a team shall have no less 104 members, each representing one of the 104 recognised genders. This number is fluid and increases whenever a new gender is "discovered". With so many mouths to feed, companies are faced with the issue of whether to increase prices or pay riders less. They choose to pay riders less; they all become homeless and exit skateboarding. One cis/alpha male remains. That man is Weckingball. He can bench press 440lbs.

[ihatejulio]

[jakeumms]

A pro board will cost $56.

[ArtVandelay]

Thrasher will have "Classic Instagram Posts" instead of classic covers, videos, etc.

[alex]

President jereme Rogers is sworn in on a bible he wrote before trying a pop shovit which he will inevitably bail on and embarrass the nation more than it ever has been before.

[burn_to_live]

Basically this:

McFly, those boards don't run work on water!

[ScudMantels]

The crazy thing is, skateboarding still hasn't plateaued after all these years. Just keeps getting gnarlier and gnarlier. There has to be some sort of limit, right? but we still haven't seen it.

We have definitely plateaued as far as human limitations on gap and drops sizes go but that is expected. It's like how do you progress how high of a building you can jump out of and landing on your feet, we hit that mark. Kickflip on el toro is still give or take the biggest one ever done and its been 14 years.

[Lord Viper Scorpion]

we haven't plateaued until there's someone in a body bag

[behavioralguide]

only rental skateboards at the skatepark, wheel stop rolling once you'd exit the gate.

street skating is illigal and little underground woodshops sell boards/trucks/wheels you hav to buy with bitcoins.

[TD]

Ten gallon cowboy hats

Yee HAW!

[ArtVandelay]

Jesse Vieira is released on parole?

[Owen]

Chris Roberts will interview your former favorite skater about social security and prostate exams.


Stella Reynolds will be airing over Andrew in the bowl.

The first openly cyborg skateboarder will enter BATB 31 and come in second to Shane.

People will be talking about Instagram skating and trap edits in the same vain that people discuss EMB and Love Park today.

Nyjah will still be in the running for SOTY but will lose out to a carbon rod.

Shane is still in the factory afraid to come out right?

[Tuff Lover]

In the year two thousand and forty everybody wants to be an MC
In the year two thousand and forty everybody wants to be a DJ
In the year two thousand and forth everybody wants to be a producer
In the year two thousand and fourty everybody wants to tell ya the meaning of music

That's the year 3030

[Julz]

I don't know, but a lot of tricks that we're made back in '98-'99 are still relevant today.

[calvinsdream]

Teams will be massive due to a law that states a team shall have no less 104 members, each representing one of the 104 recognised genders. This number is fluid and increases whenever a new gender is "discovered". With so many mouths to feed, companies are faced with the issue of whether to increase prices or pay riders less. They choose to pay riders less; they all become homeless and exit skateboarding. One cis/alpha male remains. That man is Weckingball. He can bench press 440lbs.

Hur hur hurrrrrr

[curbdrop]

A pro board will cost $56.

[sharkin]

Shortly after Donald Trump is elected to his sixth term as president and adds 10 additional feet to his already 70 foot tall southern border wall, democrats successfully ban gravity as a short sided effort to aid Mexican immigration. Suffering immensely from lack of friction, skateboaring goes underground until GX1000 release their 3 hour video “Wind Down”, where every clip is a 10 minute flat ground 360.

[cosmicgypsies]

deck sizes will keep getting bigger and bigger to the point people slap 215s on a door

[superslopp]

deck sizes will keep getting bigger and bigger to the point people slap 215s on a door

this has to be an aaron kyro ABD

[sharkin]

Marc Johnson launches a company and quits it in a single holographic instagram post

[Trickflip]

In 20 years we'll still be hearing of this Slap Pal video "Coming soon"

[Buck Russell]

In the year two thousand and forty everybody wants to be an MC
In the year two thousand and forty everybody wants to be a DJ
In the year two thousand and forth everybody wants to be a producer
In the year two thousand and fourty everybody wants to tell ya the meaning of music

perfectly tedious/useless reference man you really know your brand

[GAY]

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In the year two thousand and forty everybody wants to be an MC
In the year two thousand and forty everybody wants to be a DJ
In the year two thousand and forth everybody wants to be a producer
In the year two thousand and fourty everybody wants to tell ya the meaning of music

[close]

perfectly tedious/useless reference man you really know your brand

And your whiny response is right on time!