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Title: Favorite regular Conspiracy Theory
Post by: Hypnotoad on December 21, 2011, 05:09:22 PM
For me, out of all the dumb shit people I know believe in, chemtrails win by a mile.  It's just the clunkiest, most impossible idea that makes basically no sense.  Google it if you've never heard of this shit... astounding.
What's your favorite?  JFK? Moon landing? 911? Lizard people?
Also, conspiracy retards, feel free to chime in... makes the whole thing more interesting.
Title: Re: Favorite regular Conspiracy Theory
Post by: popsiclesandskatin on December 21, 2011, 05:15:33 PM
Reptilians is sweet! The whole we didnt land on the moon is a good one and that the Flat Earth Society was made to discredit non-believers.
Its not regular...well maybe but the fact that they make cars with terrible gas mileage on purpose.
Title: Re: Favorite regular Conspiracy Theory
Post by: happenstance on December 21, 2011, 05:20:36 PM
Reptilians is sweet! The whole we didnt land on the moon is a good one and that the Flat Earth Society was made to discredit non-believers.
Its not regular...well maybe but the fact that they make cars with terrible gas mileage on purpose.

This was my first choice. My second would be people that believe there is some sort of orchestrated plot to create the so-called One World Government or New World Order. How can you not believe governments and businesses are ultimately self-interested negating the possibility for such a high level of orchestration.
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Post by: Strike A Pose on December 21, 2011, 05:31:06 PM
Nibiru
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Post by: thepman on December 21, 2011, 05:37:02 PM
the conspiracy theory that the entire medieval period never existed.
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Post by: Cadillac Ranch Dressing on December 21, 2011, 05:41:13 PM
FiftyScent is actually 50 Cent.
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Post by: backagain on December 21, 2011, 06:06:28 PM
I love to hate that Ancient Aliens show. I guess it doesn't qualify as a 'conspiracy' but you get the idea. Supporting ideas with supposed evidence and wild leaps in logic. 
Title: Re: Favorite regular Conspiracy Theory
Post by: backagain on December 21, 2011, 06:08:20 PM
Also, this...
That Mitchell and Webb Look - Moon Landing Sketch (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P6MOnehCOUw#ws)
Title: Re: Favorite regular Conspiracy Theory
Post by: brycickle on December 21, 2011, 06:21:50 PM
That retards actually care if you call them regular.
Title: Re: Favorite regular Conspiracy Theory
Post by: Da Worst on December 21, 2011, 07:15:26 PM
HAARP Conspiracy

Its pretty much a field of antennas in alaska people say can control weather, which would cause things like earthquakes, tsunami, and shit.

Jesse Ventura - Conspiracy Theory: HAARP Part 01 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Px8GmQF3CEA&feature=related#)
Start it at :30
Title: Re: Favorite regular Conspiracy Theory
Post by: jerrys_kids on December 21, 2011, 07:55:14 PM
That the Holocaust never actually happened.
Or the people who still think the earth is flat, both just completely stupid.
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Post by: Rumpleforeskin on December 21, 2011, 11:11:50 PM
That Santa Claus isn't real.
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Post by: filter on December 21, 2011, 11:19:02 PM
i honestly believe theres a lot of shady shit behind 9/11, though we'll never know the extent of it
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Post by: oyolar on December 21, 2011, 11:33:00 PM
the conspiracy theory that the entire medieval period never existed.

Wait...what?
Title: Re: Favorite regular Conspiracy Theory
Post by: popsiclesandskatin on December 21, 2011, 11:33:15 PM
i honestly believe theres a lot of shady shit behind 9/11, though we'll never know the extent of it

911 is sketchy just from this info alone.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Northwoods (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Northwoods)
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Post by: krewkruxklan on December 21, 2011, 11:47:24 PM
that hollow earth shit
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Post by: Alan on December 22, 2011, 02:52:52 AM
that hollow earth shit

Hahaha, yes! Took the post from under my fingers.
Title: Re: Favorite regular Conspiracy Theory
Post by: finknoos on December 22, 2011, 02:57:54 AM
My girlfriends quite on the flouride thing, where the government are feeding us too much flouride which is supposed to dumb us down and stop thinking for ourselves as much or something
Title: Re: Favorite regular Conspiracy Theory
Post by: grimcity on December 22, 2011, 03:53:32 AM
My faves already got taken... I'll go with Young Earth Creationism. Those people are fucking punchable.
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Post by: Paper Crane on December 22, 2011, 03:57:59 AM
2 + 2 = 4
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Post by: Donkey Lips on December 22, 2011, 04:39:50 AM
That George Bush Jr was actually an attempted clone of George Bush Sr. ala the movie Multiplicity.
Title: Re: Favorite regular Conspiracy Theory
Post by: burm on December 22, 2011, 05:27:18 AM
My favorite at the moment is the atkins/no carb diet and that the bread companies have funded all the research that supports a balanced diet. "My body is made of meat and fat, not fruits and grains!!!"
Title: Re: Favorite regular Conspiracy Theory
Post by: penguin meat on December 22, 2011, 06:49:44 AM
My faves already got taken... I'll go with Young Earth Creationism. Those people are fucking punchable.
Well, anything with religion is just a lack of a theory.  At least conspiracy theorists give the logistics an attempt.
Title: Re: Favorite regular Conspiracy Theory
Post by: via on December 22, 2011, 07:41:02 AM
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the conspiracy theory that the entire medieval period never existed.
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Wait...what?

It's a real thing.

http://www.cl.cam.ac.uk/~mgk25/volatile/Niemitz-1997.pdf (http://www.cl.cam.ac.uk/~mgk25/volatile/Niemitz-1997.pdf)
Title: Re: Favorite regular Conspiracy Theory
Post by: finknoos on December 22, 2011, 07:41:27 AM
how has this not been mentioned?

(http://cache.gawkerassets.com/assets/images/8/2011/07/scientology2_dw_ver_289759a.jpg)
Title: Re: Favorite regular Conspiracy Theory
Post by: jackherer on December 22, 2011, 07:51:51 AM
That the Holocaust never actually happened.
Or the people who still think the earth is flat, both just completely stupid.

That's not really a conspiracy theory, that's just people like you getting trolled.
Title: Re: Favorite regular Conspiracy Theory
Post by: BuddyPal on December 22, 2011, 09:34:50 AM
smurfs were communists
Title: Re: Favorite regular Conspiracy Theory
Post by: Grubby Mits on December 22, 2011, 09:35:36 AM
that i'm no good in bed












 :-[








Title: Re: Favorite regular Conspiracy Theory
Post by: jimi420 on December 22, 2011, 09:45:21 AM
I wish the rap community never heard of the Illuminati. It was funny as first but now it's just stupid.
Title: Re: Favorite regular Conspiracy Theory
Post by: brent on December 22, 2011, 10:03:34 AM
I wish the rap community never heard of the Illuminati. It was funny as first but now it's just stupid.
(http://board.rapmusic.com/images/smilies/wtf2.png)
Title: Re: Favorite regular Conspiracy Theory
Post by: SteamyRayVaughan on December 22, 2011, 10:25:30 AM
Operation Infinite Walrus (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ZmDHudPk-4#)
Title: Re: Favorite regular Conspiracy Theory
Post by: mandibleclaw on December 22, 2011, 05:06:51 PM
christianity. 
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Post by: carbonite on December 22, 2011, 05:08:19 PM
that us Jews control the media PLUS the international financial system

would be sick if it were true though
Title: Re: Favorite regular Conspiracy Theory
Post by: Random Matt on December 22, 2011, 05:20:04 PM
In the closet celebrities: Tom Cruise, John Travolta, Anderson Cooper, Fred Astaire, etc...
Title: Re: Favorite regular Conspiracy Theory
Post by: jerrys_kids on December 22, 2011, 05:42:00 PM
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i honestly believe theres a lot of shady shit behind 9/11, though we'll never know the extent of it
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911 is sketchy just from this info alone.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Northwoods (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Northwoods)

Dude and a lot of this.

Loose Change 9/11 documentary part 1 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CDx1GLqvBO8#)
Title: Re: Favorite regular Conspiracy Theory
Post by: ice nine on December 22, 2011, 07:19:36 PM
^lol

Jfk isn't really a conspiracy theory, its been proven true I thought?
Title: Re: Favorite regular Conspiracy Theory
Post by: Boomhauer on December 22, 2011, 07:29:56 PM
^lol

Jfk isn't really a conspiracy theory, its been proven true I thought?

Yes, it's recently been proven JFK actually existed.
Title: Re: Favorite regular Conspiracy Theory
Post by: commie on December 22, 2011, 07:42:55 PM
Pretty fucked

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Two women tortured, brainwashed and prostituted by the Illuminati paint a disturbing picture of how the world is really run. Both say they were prostituted to world leaders as children.

Both Cathy O'Brien and Brice Taylor were victims of the CIA's MK-Ultra mind control program, which is designed to create human robots to serve functions ranging from prostitutes to couriers to killers.
 
Their families belong to secret satanic sects that sexually abuse their children generation after generation to produce the trauma which causes multiple personality disorder. In this traumatized condition the mind splinters into many compartments. Victims exhibit extraordinary powers of recollection and endurance and can be easily programmed to do anything

Both women were sexually abused as babies. Cathy O'Brien was often given her father's penis instead of a baby bottle. Congressman Gerald Ford, who was involved in drug trafficking and child pornography with the Michigan mob, initiated her into the MK Ultra Program. (No wonder Betty Ford drank.)
 
O'Biren's father prostituted her as a child to friends, business associates and politicians as a favor, or for money. She also appeared in numerous child pornography and bestiality films. When you read this book you will understand who Jon Benet Ramsay was and why there is no resolution to her murder

O'Brien (born in 1957) says she serviced an array of politicians including the cocaine snorting Clintons (A Three-Way), Ronald Reagan, George H.W Bush, Dick Cheney, Pierre Trudeau, Brian Mulroney, Governors Lamar Alexander and Richard Thornburgh, Bill Bennett (author of The Book of Virtues), Senators Patrick Leahy, Robert Byrd (her handler) and Arlen Spector. Notable by their absence were Jimmy Carter and Richard Nixon. Taylor (born in 1951)slept with JFK and LBJ as a preteen and teenager

When O'Brien's daughter Kelly was born in 1980, they often worked as a mother-daughter team. George H.W. Bush particularly liked Kelly. Cheney is not a pederast because his large genitals horrify children.

O'Brien visited a series secret paramilitary compounds throughout the US like one at Mount Shasta in California. "I learned that this not-so-secret military buildup consisted of special forces trained robotic soldiers, black unmarked helicopters, and top secret weaponry including electromagnetic mind control equipment

"Slaves of advancing age or with failing programming were ritualistically murdered at random in the wooded grounds of Bohemian Grove...There was a room of shackles and tortures, an opium den, ritualistic sex altars, group orgy rooms...I was used as a "rag doll" in the toy store and as a urinal in the "golden arches" room.
Title: Re: Favorite regular Conspiracy Theory
Post by: oyolar on December 22, 2011, 08:35:31 PM
^^^What's even worse is that people believe that stuff is true, taking away from actual attempts to stop child trafficking.


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the conspiracy theory that the entire medieval period never existed.
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Wait...what?
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It's a real thing.

http://www.cl.cam.ac.uk/~mgk25/volatile/Niemitz-1997.pdf (http://www.cl.cam.ac.uk/~mgk25/volatile/Niemitz-1997.pdf)

This is so hilarious. I also like how their entire theory can be refuted with one or two sentences. What is gained by faking 300 years of history?
Title: Re: Favorite regular Conspiracy Theory
Post by: happenstance on December 22, 2011, 08:54:58 PM
Pretty fucked

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Two women tortured, brainwashed and prostituted by the Illuminati paint a disturbing picture of how the world is really run. Both say they were prostituted to world leaders as children.

Both Cathy O'Brien and Brice Taylor were victims of the CIA's MK-Ultra mind control program, which is designed to create human robots to serve functions ranging from prostitutes to couriers to killers.
 
Their families belong to secret satanic sects that sexually abuse their children generation after generation to produce the trauma which causes multiple personality disorder. In this traumatized condition the mind splinters into many compartments. Victims exhibit extraordinary powers of recollection and endurance and can be easily programmed to do anything

Both women were sexually abused as babies. Cathy O'Brien was often given her father's penis instead of a baby bottle. Congressman Gerald Ford, who was involved in drug trafficking and child pornography with the Michigan mob, initiated her into the MK Ultra Program. (No wonder Betty Ford drank.)
 
O'Biren's father prostituted her as a child to friends, business associates and politicians as a favor, or for money. She also appeared in numerous child pornography and bestiality films. When you read this book you will understand who Jon Benet Ramsay was and why there is no resolution to her murder

O'Brien (born in 1957) says she serviced an array of politicians including the cocaine snorting Clintons (A Three-Way), Ronald Reagan, George H.W Bush, Dick Cheney, Pierre Trudeau, Brian Mulroney, Governors Lamar Alexander and Richard Thornburgh, Bill Bennett (author of The Book of Virtues), Senators Patrick Leahy, Robert Byrd (her handler) and Arlen Spector. Notable by their absence were Jimmy Carter and Richard Nixon. Taylor (born in 1951)slept with JFK and LBJ as a preteen and teenager

When O'Brien's daughter Kelly was born in 1980, they often worked as a mother-daughter team. George H.W. Bush particularly liked Kelly. Cheney is not a pederast because his large genitals horrify children.

O'Brien visited a series secret paramilitary compounds throughout the US like one at Mount Shasta in California. "I learned that this not-so-secret military buildup consisted of special forces trained robotic soldiers, black unmarked helicopters, and top secret weaponry including electromagnetic mind control equipment

"Slaves of advancing age or with failing programming were ritualistically murdered at random in the wooded grounds of Bohemian Grove...There was a room of shackles and tortures, an opium den, ritualistic sex altars, group orgy rooms...I was used as a "rag doll" in the toy store and as a urinal in the "golden arches" room.
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I hung out with a guy that believed this sort of shit. He went off on it for hours. I found it quite entertaining to say the least.
Title: Re: Favorite regular Conspiracy Theory
Post by: brycickle on December 22, 2011, 09:36:31 PM
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^lol

Jfk isn't really a conspiracy theory, its been proven true I thought?
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Yes, it's recently been proven JFK actually existed.
And that he is dead.
Title: Re: Favorite regular Conspiracy Theory
Post by: Omamori on December 22, 2011, 10:27:30 PM
Anything on that Jesse Ventura show, although some of those conspiracy theories seem possible.
Title: Re: Favorite regular Conspiracy Theory
Post by: Money Black on December 22, 2011, 10:47:47 PM
when i think america im thinking jessie ventura
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Post by: The Drew on December 23, 2011, 01:46:20 AM
when i think america im thinking jessie ventura

He doesn't have time to bleed
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Post by: Facehead on December 23, 2011, 02:00:59 AM
The Dodgers never actually left Brooklyn.
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Post by: Hercules Rockefeller on December 23, 2011, 06:26:40 AM
i still dont believe that japan exists. its too weird to be true. tentacle-porn? come on.
Title: Re: Favorite regular Conspiracy Theory
Post by: Kab on December 23, 2011, 09:39:44 AM
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My faves already got taken... I'll go with Young Earth Creationism. Those people are fucking punchable.
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Well, anything with religion is just a lack of a theory.  At least conspiracy theorists give the logistics an attempt.

You don't know what the word logistics means. You are stupid.
Title: Re: Favorite regular Conspiracy Theory
Post by: commie on December 23, 2011, 01:46:30 PM
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In science fiction, conspiracy theory, and underground comic books, stories or claims circulate linking UFOs to Nazi Germany. These German UFO theories describe supposedly successful attempts to develop advanced aircraft or spacecraft prior to and during World War II, and further claim the post-war survival of these craft in secret underground bases in Antarctica, South America or the United States, along with their creators.
Title: Re: Favorite regular Conspiracy Theory
Post by: doomstation55 on December 23, 2011, 02:56:29 PM
Theres all these conspiracies about the Grateful Dead being Illuminati members trying to brainwash people with lsd and subtly (with their lyrics) make people more "American" minded...
Title: Re: Favorite regular Conspiracy Theory
Post by: PAWL on December 23, 2011, 04:54:17 PM
That retards actually care if you call them regular.

this kid with downs syndrome at my high school used to call people retards.
Title: Re: Favorite regular Conspiracy Theory
Post by: Rockin Robbin on December 23, 2011, 06:40:49 PM
this one

(http://i.imgur.com/2Np3E.png)
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Post by: Kristi Yamaguchi on December 23, 2011, 06:55:01 PM
I wish the rap community never heard of the Illuminati. It was funny as first but now it's just stupid.
/thread
It's so annoying.
Title: Re: Favorite regular Conspiracy Theory
Post by: Cthulhu! on December 23, 2011, 07:27:33 PM
(http://www.accesshollywood.com/content/images/139/originals/139858_alex-jones-charlies-sheen-is-a-selfless-giving-guy.jpg)
Title: Re: Favorite regular Conspiracy Theory
Post by: Ronald Wilson Reagan on December 23, 2011, 08:25:20 PM
i still dont believe that japan exists. its too weird to be true. tentacle-porn? come on.
One of my favorites is that North Dakota doesn't exist. The funny thing is, I have confidently claimed it in many crowded rooms of well traveled people, and nobody has ever been able to say "It exists, I've been there"

The medieval times one I heard was that it was like 400 years shorter than people claim and that because shit was so fucked up and ass backwards, nobody knew what year it really was.

I like the moon landing one. When I want to fuck with people I'll get all into telling them we never landed on the moon. I know all the arguments. Shadows? Wind? why go once back then and not go back when it should be much easier to do? Cold war, we had to beat the commies, even if it meant lying to the nation.

A great one that is old and nobody believes anymore is that Warren G. Harding was black. He was elected when there wasn't TV, and a bunch of people said he was black and that the campaign poster guy was fake.

Chemtrails is sick because it is so easily debunked
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^lol

Jfk isn't really a conspiracy theory, its been proven true I thought?
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Yes, it's recently been proven JFK actually existed.
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And that he is dead.
The one I heard claims he didn't just die, but was murdered, and couldn't finish out his term. If you look at the history it does line up. His term ends in 1963, which is odd considering he was elected in 1960.
Title: Re: Favorite regular Conspiracy Theory
Post by: Eschaton on December 23, 2011, 10:51:38 PM
"The medieval times one I heard was that it was like 400 years shorter than people claim and that because shit was so fucked up and ass backwards, nobody knew what year it really was."
That doesn't seem too far fetched.

And about the Holocaust, I don't think people deny that it happened, just that it did not happen on the scale that it has always been claimed.
Title: Re: Favorite regular Conspiracy Theory
Post by: oyolar on December 24, 2011, 08:36:54 PM
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i honestly believe theres a lot of shady shit behind 9/11, though we'll never know the extent of it
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911 is sketchy just from this info alone.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Northwoods (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Northwoods)
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Dude and a lot of this.



And a lot of that Loose Change stuff has been refuted.


"The medieval times one I heard was that it was like 400 years shorter than people claim and that because shit was so fucked up and ass backwards, nobody knew what year it really was."
That doesn't seem too far fetched.

And about the Holocaust, I don't think people deny that it happened, just that it did not happen on the scale that it has always been claimed.

The denying the medieval times one id a little more complicated than that (even though I don't understand what is gained from making up 300 years of history), but that is still very easily refuted. And a lot of people do deny the Holocaust actually ever happened, not just the scale of it. The scale one is stupid because even Nazi records detail just how many people were killed.
Title: Re: Favorite regular Conspiracy Theory
Post by: planman on December 25, 2011, 07:37:26 PM
That Santa Claus isn't real.
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Post by: layzieyez on December 26, 2011, 07:45:30 AM
Has anyone else out there seen this movie by Lar Von Trier?

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0154421/ (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0154421/)

What if regular people are really putting on an act and not actually mentally regular?  Wouldn't that be a regular conspiracy theory?
Title: Re: Favorite regular Conspiracy Theory
Post by: Grubby Mits on December 26, 2011, 08:07:27 AM
"The medieval times one I heard was that it was like 400 years shorter than people claim and that because shit was so fucked up and ass backwards, nobody knew what year it really was."
That doesn't seem too far fetched.

I know something about this but can't quite remember... Isn't it something to do with the shift to the gregorian calender from the julian calender? I know loads of shit got fucked up back then. Couldn't find what I was looking for but found this on google


In 153 BC the Romans set the new year as January 1st, but set it at 355 days.

A bit later they reverted back to celebrating the new year in March.

Finally in  46 BC Julius Caesar created the the Julian Calendar and the new year was to fall on January 1st again and last 365 days.

Unfortunately the calendar was out of sync and an extra 90 days were added to 46 BC making it the longest year ever clocking in at 445 days.

obviously that doesnt account for 400 years (which is probably a giant exaggeration, but it just shows how the dates were all messed about)
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Post by: CUDDLEMONSTER on December 26, 2011, 08:47:13 AM
gipper- i've been to north dakota. MYTH BUSTED

in 2005 popular mechanics slayed all the popular 9/11 myths. you can read some of it here: http://www.popularmechanics.com/technology/military/news/debunking-911-myths-planes (http://www.popularmechanics.com/technology/military/news/debunking-911-myths-planes)

one of my favorites is that christ and the early christian worshipped magic mushrooms and that "jesus" and eating his body is actually just an extended metaphor for tripping balls.

tribe of shabazz is pretty good too. apparently white people were made in a lab by a giant evil black scientist 66 trillion years ago. what's even weirder is that malcolm x, an otherwise pretty smart guy, believed this shit early in his career.
Title: Re: Favorite regular Conspiracy Theory
Post by: oyolar on December 26, 2011, 11:07:27 AM
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"The medieval times one I heard was that it was like 400 years shorter than people claim and that because shit was so fucked up and ass backwards, nobody knew what year it really was."
That doesn't seem too far fetched.
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I know something about this but can't quite remember... Isn't it something to do with the shift to the gregorian calender from the julian calender? I know loads of shit got fucked up back then. Couldn't find what I was looking for but found this on google


In 153 BC the Romans set the new year as January 1st, but set it at 355 days.

A bit later they reverted back to celebrating the new year in March.

Finally in  46 BC Julius Caesar created the the Julian Calendar and the new year was to fall on January 1st again and last 365 days.

Unfortunately the calendar was out of sync and an extra 90 days were added to 46 BC making it the longest year ever clocking in at 445 days.

obviously that doesnt account for 400 years (which is probably a giant exaggeration, but it just shows how the dates were all messed about)

What happens is their math is right. There's a difference of ten days somehow that affected the calender, and if you take those ten days out (which comes to like 1200 years or something), you get 325 left over. They think this is the amount of time that's been made up. If 325 years hadn't been made up, the shift to the Gregorian calendar would have needed to account for 13 days. But what their problem is is that the shift of the Gregorian calender doesn't account back to 1 AD, it only goes back to the Council of Nicea. Which took place in (approx.) 325 AD.
Title: Re: Favorite regular Conspiracy Theory
Post by: Canuck on December 26, 2011, 11:56:27 AM
That AIDS doesn't exist is a good one.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/AIDS_denialism (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/AIDS_denialism)
Title: Re: Favorite regular Conspiracy Theory
Post by: lampshade on December 27, 2011, 04:47:22 AM

tribe of shabazz is pretty good too. apparently white people were made in a lab by a giant evil black scientist 66 trillion years ago.

I've never heard that, but it sounds like a P-Funk concept album. 
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Post by: iKobrakai on December 27, 2011, 01:55:55 PM
That AIDS doesn't exist is a good one.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/AIDS_denialism (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/AIDS_denialism)

My God, people that think that AIDS does not exist? Well then Im gonna start a theory of mine own sayin that AIDS denialists do not exist and will be right. Since I can technically gather every single one of them and let them share needles with and fuck infected sluts and each other for a month.

Post more please, Im a sucker for these!
Title: Re: Favorite regular Conspiracy Theory
Post by: DMH on December 27, 2011, 04:08:47 PM
JFK put the hit on himself. Largely known that the guy couldn't handle stress or riding in cars for the entire duration of a parade.
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Post by: sven thorkel on December 27, 2011, 04:16:48 PM
HIV and/or crack was invented by the CIA to kill off inner city blacks and homosexuals
 
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Post by: chockfullofthat on December 28, 2011, 08:26:54 AM
Cancer doesn't kill people, Chemo and Radiation does.
Title: Re: Favorite regular Conspiracy Theory
Post by: happenstance on December 28, 2011, 08:45:31 AM
HIV and/or crack was invented by the CIA to kill off inner city blacks and homosexuals
 
Someone hand me a tin foil hat...

There is actually some decent evidence that the CIA was involved in introducing crack into the US. Someone do the research for me, I am going back to sleep. Goodnight.
Title: Re: Favorite regular Conspiracy Theory
Post by: CUDDLEMONSTER on December 28, 2011, 09:36:27 AM
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HIV and/or crack was invented by the CIA to kill off inner city blacks and homosexuals
 
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Someone hand me a tin foil hat...

There is actually some decent evidence that the CIA was involved in introducing crack into the US. Someone do the research for me, I am going back to sleep. Goodnight.

it's a little more complicated but the cia was implicated in bringing the first crack shipment to oakland. basically reagan wanted to wage a secret war in nicaragua against the communist government but congress denied him the funds. he illegally raised the funds by selling weapons to iran, who had an embargo placed on it at the time, and importing cocaine into US ghettos. it's not really a conspiracy theory since the reagan administration admitted to doing it.

you can read more about it here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/CIA_and_Contras_cocaine_trafficking_in_the_US (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/CIA_and_Contras_cocaine_trafficking_in_the_US)
Title: Re: Favorite regular Conspiracy Theory
Post by: happenstance on December 28, 2011, 10:32:22 AM
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HIV and/or crack was invented by the CIA to kill off inner city blacks and homosexuals
 
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Someone hand me a tin foil hat...

There is actually some decent evidence that the CIA was involved in introducing crack into the US. Someone do the research for me, I am going back to sleep. Goodnight.
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it's a little more complicated but the cia was implicated in bringing the first crack shipment to oakland. basically reagan wanted to wage a secret war in nicaragua against the communist government but congress denied him the funds. he illegally raised the funds by selling weapons to iran, who had an embargo placed on it at the time, and importing cocaine into US ghettos. it's not really a conspiracy theory since the reagan administration admitted to doing it.

you can read more about it here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/CIA_and_Contras_cocaine_trafficking_in_the_US (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/CIA_and_Contras_cocaine_trafficking_in_the_US)
Thanks for handling it. The one thing I would ad is that the Reagan administration didn't really admit to it, Ollie North was the fall guy. Another fun fact of the contra war is the Iran angle: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iran (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iran)?Contra_affair

And just to make the situation even more tin-foil hat inducing: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mena,_Arkansas#Allegations_regarding_cocaine_trafficking (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mena,_Arkansas#Allegations_regarding_cocaine_trafficking)

edit: I totally didn't read what you typed because you mentioned the Iran part. My eyes were glazed over in a state of complete exhaustion.
Title: Re: Favorite regular Conspiracy Theory
Post by: filter on December 28, 2011, 03:09:09 PM
WKUK- Crack (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BXEPeXmAOvg#ws)
Title: Re: Favorite regular Conspiracy Theory
Post by: S.E. on December 29, 2011, 09:52:28 AM
Cancer doesn't kill people, Chemo and Radiation does.

damn, tell me more about his one
Title: Re: Favorite regular Conspiracy Theory
Post by: Da Worst on January 06, 2012, 06:39:42 PM
Obama passed the NDAA bill when he said he wasnt going to. Now people think were all fucked.
Title: Re: Favorite regular Conspiracy Theory
Post by: filter on January 06, 2012, 08:26:46 PM
Obama passed the NDAA bill when he said he wasnt going to. Now people think were all fucked.
he disapproves of it though. so were not fucked as long as hes president
Title: Re: Favorite regular Conspiracy Theory
Post by: oyolar on January 07, 2012, 12:04:35 AM
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Obama passed the NDAA bill when he said he wasnt going to. Now people think were all fucked.
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he disapproves of it though. so were not fucked as long as hes president

So for a couple more months then? I hope what one analyst said Obama should do is right. He suggested that Obama was passing the bill knowing there were unconstitutional parts only to allow the military to continue running and then will bring it up to a courts that there are unconstitutional provisions within it.
Title: Re: Favorite regular Conspiracy Theory
Post by: happenstance on January 07, 2012, 01:13:54 AM
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So for a couple more months then? I hope what one analyst said Obama should do is right. He suggested that Obama was passing the bill knowing there were unconstitutional parts only to allow the military to continue running and then will bring it up to a courts that there are unconstitutional provisions within it.
A few things to keep in mind - An NDAA is passed every fiscal year, it is the budget of the DoD. The NDAA is literally impossible not to pass, the strength of the military industrial complex and the clout of the military itself makes it so that no one can appose it. There are many reasons why ('funding the troops', military production is spread into substantial amount of congressional districts so to appose it 'takes away jobs', we are fighting wars, campaign contributions from contractors, the military is too big to underfund, etc. etc.). It would have been suicide for Obama going into the election to appose it and there was no easy and quick conference committee type solution to get that minute (yet powerful) piece of the bill removed (due to the political landscape of the congress and the necessity 'to get things done' [i.e. - election 2012]). I think what I bolded was sarcasm but his disapproval was only in that it challenged his executive authority and not because of any sort of concern for rights. They made a small amendment giving him greater purview on the matter and he signed it into law. So yeah, moral of the story is Obama sucks like all the others.

Chalmers Johnson has written a lot of great stuff on the power of the military industrial complex and how it is seriously driving our economy into the ground. I would check out "Dismantling the Empire".
Title: Re: Favorite regular Conspiracy Theory
Post by: midwestmiddleman on January 07, 2012, 09:33:51 AM
PRINCESS KAORU NAKAMARU of Japan 01/02/2012 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f6Vapx7BwsU#ws) this lady drops mad knowledge  :o
Title: Re: Favorite regular Conspiracy Theory
Post by: Ronald Wilson Reagan on January 07, 2012, 12:11:52 PM
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HIV and/or crack was invented by the CIA to kill off inner city blacks and homosexuals
 
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Someone hand me a tin foil hat...

There is actually some decent evidence that the CIA was involved in introducing crack into the US. Someone do the research for me, I am going back to sleep. Goodnight.
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it's a little more complicated but the cia was implicated in bringing the first crack shipment to oakland. basically reagan wanted to wage a secret war in nicaragua against the communist government but congress denied him the funds. he illegally raised the funds by selling weapons to iran, who had an embargo placed on it at the time, and importing cocaine into US ghettos. it's not really a conspiracy theory since the reagan administration admitted to doing it.

you can read more about it here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/CIA_and_Contras_cocaine_trafficking_in_the_US (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/CIA_and_Contras_cocaine_trafficking_in_the_US)

You got it close, but here is the (confirmable) truth to the situation. It wasn't Oakland but LA. After congress banned funding the Contras The Reagan administration was doing everything they could to fund them without using the congressional purse strings. They apparently became connected to a Contra and cocaine trafficker named Danilo Blandon. The U.S. didn't actually bring the coke in, and it wasn't crack yet, but they intentionally looked the other way when Blandon's shipments would be flown in. Customs was told to look the other way, and nothing was stopped from being unloaded from the planes.
Blandon made a connection with a man named "Freeway" Ricky Ross. The nickname was given because he grew up in the shadow of the 110 freeway in South central LA, and later would set up a large series of crackhouses along the same highway. It should also be noted that the rapper Rick Ross stole his name from him, and they aren't the same guy.
The thing is, with Blandon's direct connection to producers in South America, and the fact that there was pretty much no risk in terms of the importation, he was able to offer coke for insanely low prices. When Ross got this deal going he was swimming in coke and money. He started experimenting with it. The first crack was made in the laboratories of LA trade tech. community college in South Central during this time. It was very profitable, and Ross started literally throwing huge piles of coke in with whatever the fuck else you make crack out of into microwaves to make it when it took off.
Because he was getting it from Blandon, Ross could undercut any coke dealer in LA, and became the original king of crack. He was undercutting by so much, people were coming as far as from Detroit and Washington DC to buy coke off of him and crack spread from city to city. At his peak, Ross made over $3 million in one day from coke/crack.
Eventually shit caught up with Ross, and police caught him. When he was arrested, he was put in jail for like 20+ years or something. He snitched out on Blandon. Blandon, who obviously was working in bigger numbers only got 1 year in prison, and is, to this day, the only foreign national who was arrested for drug trafficking, and was given a green card rather than deported. After his jail term, he went to work for the cia for a couple years, until disappearing entirely.

The only way this could be a "conspiracy" and not well confirmed history that I could reason out is if Reagan's goal was to destroy the black community, rather than it being a coincidence. I personally thin he knew what he was doing to the black community, and if it wasn't an intentional racist attack, at the very least, he didn't care what happened to an area he referred to as "the jungle" after the Watts riot.
I think the conspiracy is the fact that it is not well known history.

Oh, and the Reagan Administration never admitted responsibility. They admitted it might have happened, but that they knew nothing about what was going on when it happened (obvious lie)
For some sources, check out:
Gary Webb's famous series of articles for the San Jose Mercury Times exposing it in the 90's
The results of The second Kerry Commission
The second episode of the A & E series "American Gangster" about Ricky Ross. It's available on netflix.
Also, just google any source for Danilo Blandon.
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Obama passed the NDAA bill when he said he wasnt going to. Now people think were all fucked.
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he disapproves of it though. so were not fucked as long as hes president
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So for a couple more months then? I hope what one analyst said Obama should do is right. He suggested that Obama was passing the bill knowing there were unconstitutional parts only to allow the military to continue running and then will bring it up to a courts that there are unconstitutional provisions within it.
Not to start a side argument, but who's going to push him out of office? Rick Santorum? Mitt Romney? Newt Gingrich? He may be getting people pissed, but no chance he loses in November.
Title: Re: Favorite regular Conspiracy Theory
Post by: Scribbler on January 07, 2012, 07:47:12 PM
Young Earthers, Flat Earthers, Ceationists, Intelligent Design, NWO. I can sympathize with 911ers a little as the Governments story doesn't hold the road though I remember hearing about a guy who believes that the attacks never happened and were optical illusions created by the media - Out west a little too far I think.
Title: Re: Favorite regular Conspiracy Theory
Post by: ice nine on January 08, 2012, 01:50:39 AM
that tom brady left inconspicuous 'hints' in drew hensons life while he was at michigan. eventually convinced him to drop football to pursue baseball.
Title: Re: Favorite regular Conspiracy Theory
Post by: TonyBologna on January 08, 2012, 08:26:56 AM
That we somehow rape third would countries of their natural resources so we can exploit them. Oh come on, America is the world's police, not the theives.
Title: Re: Favorite regular Conspiracy Theory
Post by: ivegotlevitation on January 08, 2012, 08:55:07 AM
Young Earthers, Flat Earthers, Ceationists, Intelligent Design, NWO. I can sympathize with 911ers a little as the Governments story doesn't hold the road though I remember hearing about a guy who believes that the attacks never happened and were optical illusions created by the media - Out west a little too far I think.

sounds like he's on drugs.
Title: Re: Favorite regular Conspiracy Theory
Post by: happenstance on January 08, 2012, 10:36:44 AM
That we somehow rape third would countries of their natural resources so we can exploit them. Oh come on, America is the world's police, not the theives.

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Title: Re: Favorite regular Conspiracy Theory
Post by: TonyBologna on January 08, 2012, 10:56:45 AM
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That we somehow rape third would countries of their natural resources so we can exploit them. Oh come on, America is the world's police, not the theives.
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Sarcasm creates a great mystery on the internet.
Title: Re: Favorite regular Conspiracy Theory
Post by: max power on January 08, 2012, 02:08:21 PM
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Title: Re: Favorite regular Conspiracy Theory
Post by: FART BOY on January 08, 2012, 11:34:16 PM
The holocaust denial is pretty ridiculous.

Give me a tin foil hat but I do believe in bad use of the military with the NDAA. DHC Officers already out there setting up checkpoints.
Title: Re: Favorite regular Conspiracy Theory
Post by: Kristi Yamaguchi on January 15, 2012, 08:12:25 AM
Another absurd one is the whole Eyes Wide Shut/Kubrick and the Illuminati thing. The crazy thing is that a lot of people actually buy into this one. They think Kubrick made Eyes Wide Shut to "expose" the Illuminati and they killed him for it. What exactly was he exposing? That rich white men like to wear funny clothes and have sex with hookers? I think everyone already knew that. Also, if the Illuminati exists and is this big omnipotent group, why on Earth would they let this film get passed the preproduction phase let alone actually filming, editing, and then on top of that still release the film under one of their brands? & I'm sure working 12 hour+ days for over a year straight while being elderly and over weight had nothing to do with Kubrick's death, right?  ::) People are regular.
Title: Re: Favorite regular Conspiracy Theory
Post by: David on January 22, 2012, 08:17:52 PM
Aleister Crowley is George Bush's Grandfather.


Ayn Rand was instructed by one of the Rothschilds to write Atlas Shrugged


"the Hebrew socialist revolution against the fascist national Golgotha"


Banks runs the world

Fluoride in tap water calcifies your third eye
Title: Re: Favorite regular Conspiracy Theory
Post by: kilgore. on January 22, 2012, 08:40:48 PM
that tom brady left inconspicuous 'hints' in drew hensons life while he was at michigan. eventually convinced him to drop football to pursue baseball.

HAHAHAHA amazing.
Title: Re: Favorite regular Conspiracy Theory
Post by: _UniversalTruth_ on January 29, 2012, 05:19:40 PM
The most regular conspiracy theories are

1. "creationism": Evolution doesn't exist
2. Climate change denial

What I do believe is that the people we get so see in the media are mostly puppets of those who control everything.
E.g. check out the Bilderberger conferences and all that. But in general we are powerless when it comes to finding out what's really going on behind the curtains.
Title: Re: Favorite regular Conspiracy Theory
Post by: trannies and mannies on January 29, 2012, 09:23:21 PM
that the illuminati killed tupac, and how many rockstars like hendrix, jim morrison, and elvis were were mind controlled by the illuminati
Title: Re: Favorite regular Conspiracy Theory
Post by: Pike St on March 31, 2012, 02:24:12 PM
The fact that we even have these "theories" is proof they exist. Yes some can be debunked, and some haven't been. There is a wall of knowledge that prevents anyone from knowing the truth of some things.

"Let me make decisions for the community that will also better my career."
Title: Re: Favorite regular Conspiracy Theory
Post by: filter on March 31, 2012, 07:34:50 PM
The fact that we even have these "theories" is proof they exist. Yes some can be debunked, and some haven't been. There is a wall of knowledge that prevents anyone from knowing the truth of some things.

"Let me make decisions for the community that will also better my career."
thats because they're impossible to debunk. conspiracy theories rely on a gap in logic ie "you cant prove that its not true so it is"
Title: Re: Favorite regular Conspiracy Theory
Post by: DaSk8D00D on March 31, 2012, 09:41:56 PM
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The fact that we even have these "theories" is proof they exist. Yes some can be debunked, and some haven't been. There is a wall of knowledge that prevents anyone from knowing the truth of some things.

"Let me make decisions for the community that will also better my career."
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thats because they're impossible to debunk. conspiracy theories rely on a gap in logic ie "you cant prove that its not true so it is"

if you want an example, one of the main reasons UFO's are covered up is because they run on a free source of energy that would put the current trillion dollar (if not more) oil/fuel industry outta business. keep in mind that multiple free energy sources have been discovered DECADES ago but those who have discovered these sources have either been bought out, with the actual patents kept under lock & key or have wound up missing.  heres a quick link i found for one of Nikola Tesla's generators, just to give you a lil evidence of what im talking about http://www.prweb.com/releases/nikola_tesla_electricity/energy_electric_solar/prweb5217204.htm (http://www.prweb.com/releases/nikola_tesla_electricity/energy_electric_solar/prweb5217204.htm)


some might think that thats a lie but think about it...they could raise gas prices to $8 and millions of people would STILL buy it just because we've grown dependent on it as a modern civilization. same thing with various cures & medical breakthroughs. theres much more money to be gained from lifetime treatments than there is for a one time cure. you best believe the powers that be take advantage of that shit.
Title: Re: Favorite regular Conspiracy Theory
Post by: FART BOY on March 31, 2012, 10:12:08 PM
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The fact that we even have these "theories" is proof they exist. Yes some can be debunked, and some haven't been. There is a wall of knowledge that prevents anyone from knowing the truth of some things.

"Let me make decisions for the community that will also better my career."
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thats because they're impossible to debunk. conspiracy theories rely on a gap in logic ie "you cant prove that its not true so it is"
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if you want an example, one of the main reasons UFO's are covered up is because they run on a free source of energy that would put
the current trillion dollar (if not more) oil/fuel industry outta business. keep in mind that multiple free energy sources have been discovered DECADES ago but those who have discovered these sources have either been bought out, with the actual patents kept under lock & key or have wound up missing.  heres a quick link i found for one of Nikola Tesla's generators, just to give you a lil evidence of what im talking about http://www.prweb.com/releases/nikola_tesla_electricity/energy_electric_solar/prweb5217204.htm (http://www.prweb.com/releases/nikola_tesla_electricity/energy_electric_solar/prweb5217204.htm)


some might think that thats a lie but think about it...they could raise gas prices to $8 and millions of people would STILL buy it just because we've grown dependent on it as a modern civilization. same thing with various cures & medical breakthroughs. theres much more money to be gained from lifetime treatments than there is for a one time cure. you best believe the powers that be take advantage of that shit.

Since we're talking about free energy, I was reading Russia turned free energy use into a weapon a good amount of time before we we're able to. It also coincides with HAARP and all of that if you're into it.

I seriously don't doubt that such a thing exists, since the weapon race has always been pretty crazy. I mean the nuclear bomb was dropped in 1945 and was in progress a few years before that, so since then why wouldn't somebody want to come up with something that can cause absolute destruction, keeping a military edge on everyone else. It was all in this article that was talking about the math behind a thing like that and it sounded pretty nuts. It worked off inducing massive amounts of heat, being able to burn up certain spots on command, or sucking out the energy in the area and basically making it into a flash frozen tundra.

I'd go more into it but I don't want to phrase it wrong along with sounding like a bigger nut job. But I'll pull up the article if I can.

Title: Re: Favorite regular Conspiracy Theory
Post by: filter on April 01, 2012, 12:09:39 AM
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The fact that we even have these "theories" is proof they exist. Yes some can be debunked, and some haven't been. There is a wall of knowledge that prevents anyone from knowing the truth of some things.

"Let me make decisions for the community that will also better my career."
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thats because they're impossible to debunk. conspiracy theories rely on a gap in logic ie "you cant prove that its not true so it is"
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if you want an example, one of the main reasons UFO's are covered up is because they run on a free source of energy that would put the current trillion dollar (if not more) oil/fuel industry outta business. keep in mind that multiple free energy sources have been discovered DECADES ago but those who have discovered these sources have either been bought out, with the actual patents kept under lock & key or have wound up missing.  heres a quick link i found for one of Nikola Tesla's generators, just to give you a lil evidence of what im talking about http://www.prweb.com/releases/nikola_tesla_electricity/energy_electric_solar/prweb5217204.htm (http://www.prweb.com/releases/nikola_tesla_electricity/energy_electric_solar/prweb5217204.htm)


some might think that thats a lie but think about it...they could raise gas prices to $8 and millions of people would STILL buy it just because we've grown dependent on it as a modern civilization. same thing with various cures & medical breakthroughs. theres much more money to be gained from lifetime treatments than there is for a one time cure. you best believe the powers that be take advantage of that shit.
there are no UFO coverups. until you're able to prove otherwise(you aren't) your post is deemed invalid
Title: Re: Favorite regular Conspiracy Theory
Post by: DaSk8D00D on April 01, 2012, 12:39:04 AM
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The fact that we even have these "theories" is proof they exist. Yes some can be debunked, and some haven't been. There is a wall of knowledge that prevents anyone from knowing the truth of some things.

"Let me make decisions for the community that will also better my career."
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thats because they're impossible to debunk. conspiracy theories rely on a gap in logic ie "you cant prove that its not true so it is"
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if you want an example, one of the main reasons UFO's are covered up is because they run on a free source of energy that would put the current trillion dollar (if not more) oil/fuel industry outta business. keep in mind that multiple free energy sources have been discovered DECADES ago but those who have discovered these sources have either been bought out, with the actual patents kept under lock & key or have wound up missing.  heres a quick link i found for one of Nikola Tesla's generators, just to give you a lil evidence of what im talking about http://www.prweb.com/releases/nikola_tesla_electricity/energy_electric_solar/prweb5217204.htm (http://www.prweb.com/releases/nikola_tesla_electricity/energy_electric_solar/prweb5217204.htm)


some might think that thats a lie but think about it...they could raise gas prices to $8 and millions of people would STILL buy it just because we've grown dependent on it as a modern civilization. same thing with various cures & medical breakthroughs. theres much more money to be gained from lifetime treatments than there is for a one time cure. you best believe the powers that be take advantage of that shit.
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there are no UFO coverups. until you're able to prove otherwise(you aren't) your post is deemed invalid

you're probably not going to watch this but hey, its plenty of convincing evidence nonetheless. im sure someone will find it interesting. not to mention there are countless military personnel from multiple countries that have admitted to seeing UFO's. it seems like you one of those type of people who arent really gonna buy into this shit, but at the end of the day UFO's are very real whether you want to believe in them or not.


UFOs Best Evidence Government Cover-up. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gVbQxFPNigI#)
Title: Re: Favorite regular Conspiracy Theory
Post by: filter on April 01, 2012, 12:44:44 AM
man made UFOs are real so theres no question that people have seen them. it's aliens that are bullshit
Title: Re: Favorite regular Conspiracy Theory
Post by: DaSk8D00D on April 01, 2012, 01:29:17 AM
man made UFOs are real so theres no question that people have seen them. it's aliens that are bullshit


here's one of the furthest pictures taken of the universe.

(http://www.godandscience.org/images/hubbledeepfield.jpg)



do you really think that within those hundreds of galaxies, there is no form of intelligent life? man-kind doesnt even inhabit .0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% of the universe so i feel its crazy to not believe that some other form of life is out there. there are probably civilizations that're thousands of years ahead of us somewhere, along with caveman-type civilizations as well. humanity aint shit b. of course we all think we are due to the fact that our governments keeps such info on extraterrestrials suppressed and we only know of ourselves, but we are only but a grain of sand in the vast desert called our universe.



(lowkey i just killed that analogy)
Title: Re: Favorite regular Conspiracy Theory
Post by: _UniversalTruth_ on April 01, 2012, 02:06:58 AM
man made UFOs are real so theres no question that people have seen them. it's aliens that are bullshit

True. It's generally known that area 51 has been/ is a 'secret' place for experiments by the US-government to develope new miitary 'flight objects'. And of course there might be other forms of life in the galaxy but there's no proof of higher intelligence near planet earth. It's the government that spreads disinformation about their own man-made flight thingies to ridiicule the masses.

But hey, don't talk about the things the government doesn't want you to know - that would be un-american!

Bush Addresses the U.N. - tells the world no 911 discussions (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6K5M0xtxQVQ#)
Title: Re: Favorite regular Conspiracy Theory
Post by: apad88 on April 01, 2012, 03:32:06 AM
You guys are actually a lot more intelligent than I expected.
Title: Re: Favorite regular Conspiracy Theory
Post by: filter on April 01, 2012, 03:39:31 AM
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man made UFOs are real so theres no question that people have seen them. it's aliens that are bullshit
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here's one of the furthest pictures taken of the universe.

(http://www.godandscience.org/images/hubbledeepfield.jpg)



do you really think that within those hundreds of galaxies, there is no form of intelligent life? man-kind doesnt even inhabit .0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% of the universe so i feel its crazy to not believe that some other form of life is out there. there are probably civilizations that're thousands of years ahead of us somewhere, along with caveman-type civilizations as well. humanity aint shit b. of course we all think we are due to the fact that our governments keeps such info on extraterrestrials suppressed and we only know of ourselves, but we are only but a grain of sand in the vast desert called our universe.



(lowkey i just killed that analogy)
what are you talking about? did you get high and watch cosmos?
Title: Re: Favorite regular Conspiracy Theory
Post by: smokecrack on April 01, 2012, 04:07:36 AM
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man made UFOs are real so theres no question that people have seen them. it's aliens that are bullshit
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here's one of the furthest pictures taken of the universe.

(http://www.godandscience.org/images/hubbledeepfield.jpg)



do you really think that within those hundreds of galaxies, there is no form of intelligent life? man-kind doesnt even inhabit .0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% of the universe so i feel its crazy to not believe that some other form of life is out there. there are probably civilizations that're thousands of years ahead of us somewhere, along with caveman-type civilizations as well. humanity aint shit b. of course we all think we are due to the fact that our governments keeps such info on extraterrestrials suppressed and we only know of ourselves, but we are only but a grain of sand in the vast desert called our universe.



(lowkey i just killed that analogy)
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what are you talking about? did you get high and watch cosmos?

hahaha

Sk8D00D fucked around and got stoned, so now he thinks he's Carl Sagan
Title: Re: Favorite regular Conspiracy Theory
Post by: realitycontrol on April 01, 2012, 09:59:54 PM
You guys are actually a lot more intelligent than I expected.

Well thanks man. Means a lot, coming from you.
Title: Re: Favorite regular Conspiracy Theory
Post by: burm on April 01, 2012, 10:54:49 PM
The government can hide alien life forms and free energy sources from the public, but one thing, the only thing, they can't do is take videos down from Youtube.

Spread the word! The Truth is out there! You just gotta know how to find it.... (use the Search-bar)

titanic, what really happened. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XIpKGugC9Wo#)
Title: Re: Favorite regular Conspiracy Theory
Post by: Beer Keg Peg Leg on April 02, 2012, 03:26:19 AM
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Title: Re: Favorite regular Conspiracy Theory
Post by: Lance on April 02, 2012, 11:30:55 AM
Cause everything in the universe god thats created the universe god is just within you.  you see what im sayin? thats the mind that you can't see...don't you know if a man could take and flip himself inside out god, he would fall out and die if he see the shit that goes on, inside...you da creator of all dis, cause all these things must happen, they must take place.    See people be go back in the day god they say yeah well one man one woman adam and eve, ain't no such thing god everything you see always has been and always will what be, regardless of whom or what...it's got to be!
Title: Re: Favorite regular Conspiracy Theory
Post by: thepman on April 02, 2012, 12:07:12 PM
You guys are actually a lot more intelligent than I expected.

People aren't intelligent just because they've been convinced of a few conspiracy theories online. Conspiracy theories are dangerous, they are created when people can't handle or don't want to believe the truth. They are based upon allegations, and when people take these allegations and use them to justify their opinion it just makes their whole view less credible, allegations need proof. They also tend to make the listener of said conspiracy feel more intelligent then they are, they think they know something other's don't, they use conspiracies to defend themselves. They seem to become so obsessed and convinced with a particular theory that when presented with the other side of the argument they don't listen, they lose all sense of pragmatism. That said, I kind of buy into the JFK one and I lean more towards life being on other planets than not.
Title: Re: Favorite regular Conspiracy Theory
Post by: Beer Keg Peg Leg on April 02, 2012, 04:26:15 PM
Believing that life exists on other planets isn't a conspiracy theory, it's a judgement based on the size and scope of the universe. Believing that aliens have visited earth and that the government is covering it up and/or reverse engineering their technology however, is a conspiracy theory.
Title: Re: Favorite regular Conspiracy Theory
Post by: jackherer on April 02, 2012, 04:30:35 PM
Lionel Messi, Barcelona accused by Syrian TV of sending 'secret signals' to rebels. Barcelona doesn't just have a slick passing game, they can also secretly indicate arms smuggling routes to Syria, a pro-government Syrian television channel claimed this week.

http://sports.nationalpost.com/2012/03/22/lionel-messis-footwork-is-actually-a-secret-signal-to-syrian-rebels-state-tv/ (http://sports.nationalpost.com/2012/03/22/lionel-messis-footwork-is-actually-a-secret-signal-to-syrian-rebels-state-tv/)
Title: Re: Favorite regular Conspiracy Theory
Post by: _UniversalTruth_ on April 02, 2012, 06:44:02 PM
I think some of you don't understand me. I said there is NO proof that aliens were here because they weren't.
The government has their flight thingies though. So people think it would be Aliens because that's what the media suggests.

I also think that conspiracy-deniers often argue a lot more emotionally than the 'theorists' because 1. they don't want to believe that their information is false, 2. because it's easy to ridicule the ones who question the official versions of sth. and 3. because they are intellectually unable to think outside of their little box they lived in their whole lives.

On the other hand, conspiracy theorists make themselves a target by putting shitty music behind their videos and talking all misteriously without presenting their stuff in a reliable/ 'scientific' way. I also think that there is a lot of disinformation out there, probably also made up by those who have an interest in clouding sth. So as I said earlier, we often have no proof of sth. because authorities successfully hide information, but sometimes you have to use your common sense and rationally connect the facts. Sometimes information also leaks.
All in all it's really an 'info war' if you take exposure seriously and don't just fuck around joking like a clown.
Title: Re: Favorite regular Conspiracy Theory
Post by: burm on April 02, 2012, 10:38:15 PM
I think some people are so willing to believe conspiracy theories because they refuse to accept that what they see is all they are going to get, so instead of making the best of it, they choose to live in a paranoid fantasy, and "knowing the truth" becomes the sole thing that makes them feel significant, important, makes them feel they matter.

I call that evasion of responsibility, but then someone else might say I'm ignorant and shunning the truth
Title: Re: Favorite regular Conspiracy Theory
Post by: Pike St on April 02, 2012, 11:05:24 PM
Living in the best of it is a good mentality, but that doesn't mean you can't question it. The funny thing is, fact is stranger than fiction. Sometimes it makes a conspiracy theory look like an uncreative thought.

'Well you think this conspiracy theory is something....haha....well look at what is really going on."
Title: Re: Favorite regular Conspiracy Theory
Post by: jerrys_kids on April 04, 2012, 03:22:49 PM
To anyone who thinks the moon landing is fake.

Bart Sibrel Being Hooked by Buzz Aldrin (Apollo 11) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UUFO8AGMwic#)

Buzz Aldrin, 2nd man on the moon, 72 year old, knock out punch, boss.
Title: Re: Favorite regular Conspiracy Theory
Post by: escapistfool on April 04, 2012, 07:53:38 PM
www.truthism.com (http://www.truthism.com)
Title: Re: Favorite regular Conspiracy Theory
Post by: midwestmiddleman on April 04, 2012, 10:25:52 PM
www.truthism.com (http://www.truthism.com)
www.godlikeproductions.com (http://www.godlikeproductions.com)       :'(
Title: Re: Favorite regular Conspiracy Theory
Post by: Pike St on April 07, 2012, 11:49:11 AM
Or the fact that Bill Murray has the least amount of marshmallow puff on him at then end of Ghostbusters
Title: Re: Favorite regular Conspiracy Theory
Post by: Ronald Wilson Reagan on April 07, 2012, 03:35:23 PM
High fructose corn syrup. Because raw sugar is so fucking good for you.
Title: Re: Favorite regular Conspiracy Theory
Post by: vegan*shawn on April 07, 2012, 03:41:29 PM
My favorites:
That voting really changes anything in USA polices
That the media is control by a liberal / gay group of people trying to indoctrinate young kids
That Rush Limbaugh is a real person
That Obama is a Muslim, not born in the USA, a nazi etc...
That Sarah Palin is not a comedian
Title: Re: Favorite regular Conspiracy Theory
Post by: brycickle on April 07, 2012, 05:43:48 PM

That the media is control by a liberal / gay group of people trying to indoctrinate young kids


Whatever. They don't call it the liberal jew run media for nothing!
Title: Re: Favorite regular Conspiracy Theory
Post by: David on April 13, 2012, 01:51:09 PM
Don't know just how much if any of this is fake or what kind of conspiracies could be drawn from it, you be the judge...

WTF AHEAD:
The Black Pyramid Of The Son Of The Creator


This is a stone pyramid about ten inches high. It was found in the 1980s in the jungles of Ecuador, and this and other artifacts are referred to as La Mana artifacts.

It is striking, at first sight, but there is a lot more to this out-of-place-artifact (or, oopart) than meets the eye.

The stone is black and white, with thirteen levels of a brick pyramid engraved into it.

There is also a cleverly inlaid eye at the top of the pyramid.

(http://www.viewzone.com/JVT/wtf112611a.gif)

The pyramid stone, glowing in ultraviolet blacklight.

(http://www.viewzone.com/JVT/wtf112611d.gif)




http://www.viewzone.com/JVT/wtf112611.html (http://www.viewzone.com/JVT/wtf112611.html)
Title: Re: Favorite regular Conspiracy Theory
Post by: oyolar on April 13, 2012, 02:22:00 PM
That was a good read until it got all Freemason-y on me.
Title: Re: Favorite regular Conspiracy Theory
Post by: David on April 20, 2012, 09:18:07 PM
Yeah, I thought maybe it'd be more creative. That guy Klaus Dona apparently has a ton interviews posted on youtube, one of them with 'Project Camelot', who are pretty out there and interview all kinds people.

So, I wonder if the streets will be covered with Kony posters tomorrow.

Secrets KONY 2012 Is Desperate to Hide (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PlbGV0u-GDU#ws)
Title: Re: Favorite regular Conspiracy Theory
Post by: _UniversalTruth_ on April 21, 2012, 02:50:55 AM
If only it wasn't in expense of innocent African people, I would laugh about the trick they played on all the trendy internetvideo-pseudo-humanitarian idiots.
Title: Re: Favorite regular Conspiracy Theory
Post by: Eschaton on May 02, 2012, 01:18:01 PM
Dinosaurs never went extinct and are among us today.

A MUST SEE-The Secret History of Dinosaurs (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X4FOsxvCOc4&#)
Title: Re: Favorite regular Conspiracy Theory
Post by: Ronald Wilson Reagan on May 02, 2012, 09:18:59 PM
Elliot Smith was actually murdered
Kurt Cobain was actually murdered
John Lennon was actually murdered
Title: Re: Favorite regular Conspiracy Theory
Post by: trannies and mannies on May 02, 2012, 10:03:26 PM
I thought this was pretty fuckin cool. http://nerdacities.tumblr.com/post/7081508609/rugrats (http://nerdacities.tumblr.com/post/7081508609/rugrats)
Title: Re: Favorite regular Conspiracy Theory
Post by: ice nine on May 02, 2012, 11:35:20 PM
This is personal,  my roommate uses dishes once and never washes them. Just a massive pile on the counter since I moved in 6 months ago. All of a sudden on sunday he washed every plate, bowl and utensil at once. Then they dried for 2 stupid whole days.tonight I come home and the dishes are all piled up dirty again, every single one. Roommate never has more than one person over, which is rare in itself. How is it possible?

Also one time I found high heels in the bathroom, he's kind of a redneck/good ol' boy.he definately hasn't had any women over. I can't unlock these mysteries
Title: Re: Favorite regular Conspiracy Theory
Post by: LazyEinstein on May 03, 2012, 02:35:34 PM
The most regular conspiracy theories are

1. "creationism": Evolution doesn't exist
2. Climate change denial
3. Jesus existing
Title: Re: Favorite regular Conspiracy Theory
Post by: Generik on May 06, 2012, 11:36:06 PM
Hurricane Katrina was an inside job. 
Title: Re: Favorite regular Conspiracy Theory
Post by: formeitscrazylike on May 06, 2012, 11:55:47 PM
The most regular conspiracy theories are

1. "creationism": Evolution doesn't exist
2. Climate change denial
3. Jesus existing

not denying climate change, but i think we know FAR too little about it to say that humans are causing it.

the earth is on a tilt, which has a lot to do with why seasons happen. Winter in the northern hemisphere happens when the northern hemisphere is tilted away from the sun, and summer happens in the northern hemisphere when the n. hemisphere is tilted towards the sun. but the thing is, the tilt of the earth oscillates over the course of tens of thousands of years. as this tilt oscillates, there are times when the north pole is pointed more directly at the sun, this would cause the ice caps to melt, which would cause massive climate change... which is happening now.

so maybe the greenhouse effect really is bullshit. the axial oscillation corresponds with the ice ages pretty closely

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Milankovitch_cycles (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Milankovitch_cycles)

Also, most of the planets in the solar system have also had similar temperature increases. the changes in those planets obviously aren't due to soccer moms in SUVs

http://www.skepticalscience.com/global-warming-other-planets-solar-system.htm (http://www.skepticalscience.com/global-warming-other-planets-solar-system.htm)


does this mean i think we can ignore carbon emissions? no, not at all, but as i said, we know far too little about it to conclusively say humans are causing global warming

does this mean i think carbon emissions have nothing to do with the global warming?
Title: Re: Favorite regular Conspiracy Theory
Post by: filter on May 07, 2012, 03:07:51 AM
the problem with global warming is its been politicized and completely soiled with special interests that its not a scientific debate. it wouldn't even matter if you could 100% prove humans are causing it, corporations and their politicians would still fight it
Hurricane Katrina was an inside job. 
lol'd
Title: Re: Favorite regular Conspiracy Theory
Post by: iKobrakai on May 07, 2012, 04:58:13 AM
Dinosaurs never went extinct and are among us today.

A MUST SEE-The Secret History of Dinosaurs (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X4FOsxvCOc4&#)

As soon as they mentioned Marco Polo as a souce I had little choice but to dissregard the thing.
Title: Re: Favorite regular Conspiracy Theory
Post by: pinche gringo on May 08, 2012, 12:24:22 AM
I love to hate that Ancient Aliens show. I guess it doesn't qualify as a 'conspiracy' but you get the idea. Supporting ideas with supposed evidence and wild leaps in logic. 
Ancient Aliens is amazing.

I dig conspiracy theories. I don't believe them, but I will waste time entertaining them.
 
Title: Re: Favorite regular Conspiracy Theory
Post by: PTDK on May 08, 2012, 07:46:07 AM
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The most regular conspiracy theories are

1. "creationism": Evolution doesn't exist
2. Climate change denial
3. Jesus existing
[close]

not denying climate change, but i think we know FAR too little about it to say that humans are causing it.

the earth is on a tilt, which has a lot to do with why seasons happen. Winter in the northern hemisphere happens when the northern hemisphere is tilted away from the sun, and summer happens in the northern hemisphere when the n. hemisphere is tilted towards the sun. but the thing is, the tilt of the earth oscillates over the course of tens of thousands of years. as this tilt oscillates, there are times when the north pole is pointed more directly at the sun, this would cause the ice caps to melt, which would cause massive climate change... which is happening now.

so maybe the greenhouse effect really is bullshit. the axial oscillation corresponds with the ice ages pretty closely

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Milankovitch_cycles (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Milankovitch_cycles)

Also, most of the planets in the solar system have also had similar temperature increases. the changes in those planets obviously aren't due to soccer moms in SUVs

http://www.skepticalscience.com/global-warming-other-planets-solar-system.htm (http://www.skepticalscience.com/global-warming-other-planets-solar-system.htm)


does this mean i think we can ignore carbon emissions? no, not at all, but as i said, we know far too little about it to conclusively say humans are causing global warming

does this mean i think carbon emissions have nothing to do with the global warming?


No offense, but citing Skeptical Science as a source kinda disregard everything. About 95% of the worlds scientists agree that humans are speeding up or causing climate change. The remaining 5% are from special interest groups.
Title: Re: Favorite regular Conspiracy Theory
Post by: Ronald Wilson Reagan on May 08, 2012, 11:02:02 AM
Yeah,  every legitimate actual scientist saying global warming is real and man made is a lot more convincing than some bloggers with an obsession with skepticism making unfounded claims.
Title: Re: Favorite regular Conspiracy Theory
Post by: rob2 on May 08, 2012, 02:14:40 PM
i was watching some shit about how many 911 witnesses have mysteriously died and there was actually a pretty long fucking list. none of the deaths were investigated or was announced as suicide but this one lady who was starting to get popular specifically said she will never commit suicide and said to investigate if she does die and then later she was found dead from "suicide".
Mysterious Deaths of 9/11 Witnesses (MUST SEE) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bvay28lZiHU#) 6:16 for the bit with the lady

The lady is deborah palfrey the 'D.C. Madam', she has nothing to do with 9/11, she had her court case, and was found dead after she had been convicted and told her sister she now had nothing to live for and all the phone records had been released anyway.

Even if she was murdered it would have been by someone who didnt want to be identified as using prostitutes.

I have no idea why she is mentioned in some 9/11 conspiracy theory video apart from further evidence that conspiracy theorists are generally regular.
Title: Re: Favorite regular Conspiracy Theory
Post by: chuck d on May 08, 2012, 04:44:06 PM
New favorite...

JT Ready was murdered!

http://www.veteranstoday.com/2012/05/05/exclusive-arizona-two-carloads-of-shooters-escape-witness-survivor-tells-presspolice-lied-all-along/ (http://www.veteranstoday.com/2012/05/05/exclusive-arizona-two-carloads-of-shooters-escape-witness-survivor-tells-presspolice-lied-all-along/)
Title: Re: Favorite regular Conspiracy Theory
Post by: Blue Fescue on May 08, 2012, 08:51:18 PM
I haven't looked into it but I heard something on a podcast today about all the presidents of the US being related.  Evidently you can trace this ancient royal family back to Sumer.
Title: Re: Favorite regular Conspiracy Theory
Post by: PTDK on May 09, 2012, 08:58:30 AM
I haven't looked into it but I heard something on a podcast today about all the presidents of the US being related.  Evidently you can trace this ancient royal family back to Sumer.

This is a fact actually. All but one.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Genealogical_relationships_of_Presidents_of_the_United_States (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Genealogical_relationships_of_Presidents_of_the_United_States)
Title: Re: Favorite regular Conspiracy Theory
Post by: Ronald Wilson Reagan on May 09, 2012, 01:00:22 PM
I haven't looked into it but I heard something on a podcast today about all the presidents of the US being related.  Evidently you can trace this ancient royal family back to Sumer.
If you go back that far who doesn't have some family relation?
Title: Re: Favorite regular Conspiracy Theory
Post by: Magic Pizza on May 09, 2012, 05:54:25 PM
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I haven't looked into it but I heard something on a podcast today about all the presidents of the US being related.  Evidently you can trace this ancient royal family back to Sumer.
[close]

This is a fact actually. All but one.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Genealogical_relationships_of_Presidents_of_the_United_States (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Genealogical_relationships_of_Presidents_of_the_United_States)

Toward the bottom of the article:

"According to a chart published by twelve-year-old student BridgeAnne d'Avignon, all U.S. presidents except Martin Van Buren (due to his dutch ancestry) can trace descent from King John of England.[1] As a result, all presidents except Van Buren are direct descendants of Alfred the Great and William the Conqueror."

lol
Title: Re: Favorite regular Conspiracy Theory
Post by: realitycontrol on May 09, 2012, 11:30:42 PM
If you go back that far who doesn't have some family relation?

exactly. the whole "trace your ancestry" thing thats going strong on the internet is pretty funny. dig down hard enough and we're all related to someone that has "historic relevance".
Title: Re: Favorite regular Conspiracy Theory
Post by: ciaran on May 10, 2012, 07:08:34 AM
Expand Quote
Expand Quote
The most regular conspiracy theories are

1. "creationism": Evolution doesn't exist
2. Climate change denial
3. Jesus existing
[close]

not denying climate change, but i think we know FAR too little about it to say that humans are causing it.

the earth is on a tilt, which has a lot to do with why seasons happen. Winter in the northern hemisphere happens when the northern hemisphere is tilted away from the sun, and summer happens in the northern hemisphere when the n. hemisphere is tilted towards the sun. but the thing is, the tilt of the earth oscillates over the course of tens of thousands of years. as this tilt oscillates, there are times when the north pole is pointed more directly at the sun, this would cause the ice caps to melt, which would cause massive climate change... which is happening now.

so maybe the greenhouse effect really is bullshit. the axial oscillation corresponds with the ice ages pretty closely

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Milankovitch_cycles (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Milankovitch_cycles)

Also, most of the planets in the solar system have also had similar temperature increases. the changes in those planets obviously aren't due to soccer moms in SUVs

http://www.skepticalscience.com/global-warming-other-planets-solar-system.htm (http://www.skepticalscience.com/global-warming-other-planets-solar-system.htm)


does this mean i think we can ignore carbon emissions? no, not at all, but as i said, we know far too little about it to conclusively say humans are causing global warming

does this mean i think carbon emissions have nothing to do with the global warming?
[close]


No offense, but citing Skeptical Science as a source kinda disregard everything. About 95% of the worlds scientists agree that humans are speeding up or causing climate change. The remaining 5% are from special interest groups.

What utterly fucks me off about the entire climate change debacle is not so much the deniers per se (save that for another debate), but the insane short-sightedness of destroying unfathomably massive areas of rainforest, wilderness, etc. in persuit of fuel oil, logging, fracking, open face mining, etc. for the sake of a few more dollars.  Destruction done with such impunity simply cannot last - you can only shit on your doorstep so often before you're drowned in shit and it seems to me that big industry, oil concerns & other multinational concerns just don't see this.

What it comes down to for me is this is a finite planet, with finite resources, yet current corporatist, unregulated market economics is constantly wanting infinite economic growth without looking to properly invest in renewable & clean energy sources.  Once that gets fixed, a whole load of problems could hopefully be sorted soon after.

Related, I've heard that developed countries like Europe, the US, etc. are blocking development of solar energy in huge swathes of Africa as it will lead to these areas being fuel rich and essentially, they'd be the countries in power, more so than OPEC.  I know cooling the water required to run solar cells takes a fair bit of energy and obviously, water, which large parts of Africa don't have, but it was interesting thought at least.

Rant over, as you were.
Title: Re: Favorite regular Conspiracy Theory
Post by: InternetDaddy on May 10, 2012, 09:36:38 AM
i was watching some shit about how many 911 witnesses have mysteriously died and there was actually a pretty long fucking list. none of the deaths were investigated or was announced as suicide but this one lady who was starting to get popular specifically said she will never commit suicide and said to investigate if she does die and then later she was found dead from "suicide".
Mysterious Deaths of 9/11 Witnesses (MUST SEE) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bvay28lZiHU#) 6:16 for the bit with the lady
The thing that I never understood about all the 9-11/Moon Landing/etc. cover-up stories (besides the obvious paranoia) is that it would take a ridiculous amount of time, energy, and money to keep every single person who was involved in any way quiet.
Title: Re: Favorite regular Conspiracy Theory
Post by: Ronald Wilson Reagan on May 10, 2012, 12:08:33 PM
There have been cover ups before though...gulf of tonkin, the U.S.S. maine, etc... Though they have eventually been uncovered (it took like 40 years to uncover Tonkin though)
Title: Re: Favorite regular Conspiracy Theory
Post by: weedpop on May 10, 2012, 02:23:49 PM
Ya I honestly don't think a "fake moon landing" scenario would be that hard to cover up given that it would be relatively self-contained within the command structure of NASA, and you could control how many people knew about it. A 9/11 coverup would inevitably involve many more people and branches of government, and I'm not sure that something of that enormous significance could be kept quiet for very long. then again, we shouldn't underestimate the power of intimidation (i.e. "say anything and we kill your family"). Things have been covered up before.
Title: Re: Favorite regular Conspiracy Theory
Post by: ice nine on May 10, 2012, 05:34:10 PM
Not speaking to any direct issue, but when the choices are governments being inept and governments covering stuff up, I tend to side with the government is fucking too big, dumb, cumbersome and slow/lazy and its a genuine mistake on their part.
Title: Re: Favorite regular Conspiracy Theory
Post by: Ronald Wilson Reagan on May 10, 2012, 08:43:04 PM
totally. 9/11 truthers vastly overestimate the competence of our government.
Title: Re: Favorite regular Conspiracy Theory
Post by: via on May 10, 2012, 09:04:14 PM
"You can't fart in washington without everyone knowing about it. A cover up of that size (9/11) is absolutely impossible" - Noam Chomsky (paraphrased)
Title: Re: Favorite regular Conspiracy Theory
Post by: Ronald Wilson Reagan on May 10, 2012, 10:43:31 PM
The man has written about many blown cover ups...
Title: Re: Favorite regular Conspiracy Theory
Post by: DaSk8D00D on May 12, 2012, 07:22:20 PM
if it truly needs to be covered up, it will remained covered up. secret gov't ops play for keeps.
Title: Re: Favorite regular Conspiracy Theory
Post by: TwisT on May 17, 2012, 12:44:37 PM
I wish the rap community never heard of the Illuminati. It was funny as first but now it's just stupid.

the Illuminati messed up when it let rappers join... bad call on there part.

anyway, i just heard this new one that the far right wants more regulation on birth control because whites are losing the majority. because white people are having less children. They want to stop birth control and abortions cause studies show that more white females use these than "minorities"
Title: Re: Favorite regular Conspiracy Theory
Post by: oyolar on May 17, 2012, 01:15:53 PM
But wait! Weren't birth control, abortions, and groups like Planned Parenthood created to stop non-whites from reproducing?
Title: Re: Favorite regular Conspiracy Theory
Post by: David on May 17, 2012, 09:11:46 PM
"You can't fart in washington without everyone knowing about it. A cover up of that size (9/11) is absolutely impossible" - Noam Chomsky (paraphrased)

"Even if it were true..."

Chomsky: Who cares who caused 9/11, who killed JFK. So many people die. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rIOA8Cyc4_Y#)
Title: Re: Favorite regular Conspiracy Theory
Post by: Narcissus on May 18, 2012, 01:19:37 AM
Mr. Show- Eat Rotten Fruit From a Shitty Tree (part 1 of 3) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=01O62CDOKUE#)

3:51