I gotta say that Mikey’s push for Kook of the year is all time. The last month alone he’s dropped what, two or three terrible interviews along with countless terrible IG takes. It’s not even close this year, give this man his cool ranch crown.
Mickey Alfredo marketing strategies for 4th quarter 2022:
Steal footage from 15 year olds and hold it ransom for 6 figures
Groom teenage boys with weed and hamburgers instead of paying them to ride for your company
Call Jewish kids Nazis
Call former riders who you sponsored white supremacists for quitting your company
Claim the kids you stole from are modern day colonialists
Threaten your filmer with a lawsuit for trying to leave
Play the "support black business" card for sympathy
Play the "i met Virgil / Chappelle / Lil Wayne" card for clout
Brag about your scumbucket cousin who murdered two people in cold blood
Play the "criminal justice reformer" card by claiming to want to get him out early
Blame your riders for not pushing the brand and tell everyone their boards are selling like dogshit
Claim that youre sanding down their graphics to paint over them
Give away boards that you didnt sand graphics off of through the LAPD in compton (after bragging your homicidal cousin)
Shit on Kwhite and call him a woman beater after he jumps through hoops to say nothing bad about you
Continue hanging out with young kids you pick up from skateparks
Do random podcasts making an absolute fool of yourself
Hold a video premier where noone from the skate industry shows up, so you sing songs and do magic tricks
Brag publicly about blackmailing teenagers to ride for IC by holding compromising footage over their heads
Say "fuck the skate community" while trying to salvage an imploded Braille-tier company
Never apologize or develop self-awareness
He actually needs to be institutionalized, KOTY run unmatched this year.