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Skateboarding => USELESS WOODEN TOY BANTER => Topic started by: Putaslocas on February 15, 2017, 07:52:55 PM
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Making his way up to the face tat status. Saw a pic of him and professor schmidt on insta, looks very tribal.
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Fuck outta here without a pic!
You, sir or madam, should focus your account.
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Should've been another one of his Mum
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butterfly? :D
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https://www.instagram.com/p/BQg9wR9AEyj/ (https://www.instagram.com/p/BQg9wR9AEyj/)
https://www.instagram.com/p/BQUI3JEg2qZ/ (https://www.instagram.com/p/BQUI3JEg2qZ/)
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What if it's another tattoo of his mom's face...
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Hooper fucking rules though, I hope he charged him a million dollars.
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No ragrets
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(http://i.imgur.com/jqSviOF.png)
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Looks like garbage.
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Dumb.
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Kook
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Watches on as wave of kids at skatepark now get neck tattoos....
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Fuck outta here without a pic!
You, sir or madam, should focus your account.
Oh sorry homie i thought i had one in there. My bad.
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Looks like garbage.
Looks like shit, but still better than the professor's gross neck beard.
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I'm going to get the same tattoo to accentuate my stoma.
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(http://i.imgur.com/jqSviOF.png)
looks like he chubbed out.
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I haven't been here in months. Is Gilbert's neck tattoo a thread?
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Looks like a tribal target. Where's my bow and some arrows.
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looks like he chubbed out.
of vegan?
looks like he just made sacred geometry the new tribal tattoo
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looks like he chubbed out.
looks like he just made sacred geometry the new tribal tattoo
Coke bloat
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I bet he cried like a lil bitch after 5 minutes.
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I was so sure before clicking this thread that it's gonna be a tribal or/and mandala, and here we go...
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(http://i.imgur.com/bU9di03.jpg)
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looks like he chubbed out.
looks like he just made sacred geometry the new tribal tattoo
nyjah didn't do that, the hordes of girls did it. finding a girl without a mandala tattoo is harder than finding one without it.
here is a better photo:
https://www.instagram.com/p/BQWgxXujvAv/?taken-by=thomas__hooper (https://www.instagram.com/p/BQWgxXujvAv/?taken-by=thomas__hooper)
at least the guy is kinda good, no matter how badly I think that dotwork will hold over time. but what kinda tattooer with any respect for the trade tattoos a kids neck before he is covered?
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Is "prototype" a thing?... A Nike thing?
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A: mandalas aren't very manly
B: The funniest comment I saw in the responses on Instagram was "Get him to finish you moms other nipple"
C: before opening this thread I was really hoping it was about a superfan that had an image of Nyjah tattooed on their neck.
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B: The funniest comment I saw in the responses on Instagram was "Get him to finish you moms other nipple"
I saw that one too! Gnars to whoever it is
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More surprised that someone om SLAP follows him.
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Looks like garbage.
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Looks like shit, but still better than the professor's gross neck beard.
Y'know what's hiding under that thing? A garbage neck tat..
That or a hickey, could be either really.
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I haven't been here in months. Is Gilbert's neck tattoo a thread?
Probably should be. Unlike Nyjah, Gilby's tattoos are killer.
I'm surprised Quasi doesn't have more tattoo flash inspired graphics.
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Just sayin', this thread is not complete until we here from Sizzla and his opinion on this young Rasta raised boys fall by way of Babylon
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Someone post Gilbert's new neck tats
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so trendy
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Wow. Going all in. I wonder if he had to consult Nike and the cracker people first. It will be weird for a lot of non-skaters to see a neck tatted dude as the face for a new Olympic sport during the coverage. Good for Nyjah though. He's hyped on it and, from what people said in this thread, he went to a respected artist.
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Looks like shit, but still better than the professor's gross neck beard.
Y'know what's hiding under that thing? A garbage neck tat..
That or a hickey, could be either really.
what if you got a neckbeard tattoed on your neck?
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Looks like shit, but still better than the professor's gross neck beard.
Y'know what's hiding under that thing? A garbage neck tat..
That or a hickey, could be either really.
what if you got a neckbeard tattoed on your neck?
I saw a bald guy with hair tattooed his head not long ago.
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Looks like shit, but still better than the professor's gross neck beard.
Y'know what's hiding under that thing? A garbage neck tat..
That or a hickey, could be either really.
what if you got a neckbeard tattoed on your neck?
They do this at the spa my wife works at. all hair. Head, brows, vag. Also do permanent makeup, which is fancy speak for face tats. They charge outrageous prices too.
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once he gets off the supplement program, that tattoo is going to be his neck.
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More surprised that someone om SLAP follows him.
I follow him but his shit never comes into my feeds...IG is weird
He's definitely doing drugs ...
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Really hoping the Nyjah makes the leap into face tats so he can follow in the footsteps of J. Rogers, Antwuan, braydon, & ryan nix - dudes whose skate careers transitioned to the next level once they got face ink.
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Just sayin', this thread is not complete until we here from Sizzla and his opinion on this young Rasta raised boys fall by way of Babylon
Jah bless this thread.
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fuck man this thread making me want to shave
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Babyface kid is trying hard to look g.
But to be honest- he have the money- fame-
bitches - body like a stallion. We are all just
jealous.
He need to push a new part 8 minutes only abd with
Kostens faki 5.0 and backside flipping El Toro to make
us shut up.
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More surprised that someone om SLAP follows him.
This guy from slap follows professor schmidt, hence how i saw the photo :)
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I think the weed leaf face tat would stand out extraordinarily on nyjah.
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B: The funniest comment I saw in the responses on Instagram was "Get him to finish you moms other nipple"
Ahaha hell yeah that cracked me up. Came here to post this before I saw your posts:
(http://i.imgur.com/aOUh7Zz.png)
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I think the weed leaf face tat would stand out extraordinarily on nyjah.
How about a Dr. House face face tattoo?
(http://cdn.inkedmag.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/Screen-Shot-2015-08-10-at-11.21.57-AM-375x373.png)
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I think the weed leaf face tat would stand out extraordinarily on nyjah.
(http://cdn.inkedmag.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/Screen-Shot-2015-08-10-at-11.21.57-AM-375x373.png)
That hurts my eyes to look at. Which face is the real face? Is it even a face? Is this photoshopped?
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(https://s24.postimg.org/fsmauf9g5/GRECS.jpg)
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No ragrets
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I haven't been here in months. Is Gilbert's neck tattoo a thread?
i came to ask the same question, Gilby's caught me by surprise too.
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Chakras aligned brah
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The nipple one cracked me up.
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I just saw Gilberts. Its kind of understanding for gilbert to get a neck tattoo because he's running out of room for tattoos so he just wants to get more. Nyjah though has plenty of space to fill up and justs seems like hes just trying to do it to look tough. I think they are both fucking stupid and better hope they can continue in the skate world even after their pro career is over. I have a feeling though Nyjah won't be able to keep connections and he will just be on one of those reality shows with C-list celebrities
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I bet he cried like a lil bitch after 5 minutes.
Yea he's such a pussy jumping down 16s and shit
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He's definitely got child celebrity syndrome, following in Sheckler's footsteps. Too much fame/money at too young an age, leading to bad decisions and looking out. Are there any other skaters who have followed this pattern?
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This is how we do it in the OC!
This guys sense of aesthetics really is atrocious.
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Gone
(https://s12.postimg.org/b4230n471/image.jpg)
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He's definitely got child celebrity syndrome, following in Sheckler's footsteps. Too much fame/money at too young an age, leading to bad decisions and looking out. Are there any other skaters who have followed this pattern?
Guy
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(http://i64.tinypic.com/2vj4ly0.gif)
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Just sayin', this thread is not complete until we here from Sizzla and his opinion on this young Rasta raised boys fall by way of Babylon
(https://s24.postimg.org/fsmauf9g5/GRECS.jpg)
this is why I love SLAP
fake edit: oh fuck, I just saw the last post in this thread too :D
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(http://i64.tinypic.com/2vj4ly0.gif)
I was gonna attempt a photo chop myself, but thanks to you the world is righted.
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holy shit the last few posts are amazing!! i really cant believe what i just saw. cheers to the posters of slap/photoshop
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Babyface kid is trying hard to look g.
There ain't nothing g about a mandala throat zap.
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Man the irony of him getting a Buddhist symbol tattooed is wild, he seems to live the complete inversion of all the Buddhas teachings?
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I think the weed leaf face tat would stand out extraordinarily on nyjah.
(http://cdn.inkedmag.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/Screen-Shot-2015-08-10-at-11.21.57-AM-375x373.png)
That hurts my eyes to look at. Which face is the real face? Is it even a face? Is this photoshopped?
what if you got a really sexy female ass tattooed on your face? then you could catch dudes checking out your face and then shake your head at them disapprovingly.
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Oh yeah? Well I wanna get a tattoo of a butt with a butt shaped tattoo on it, and I'll get it right on my butt.
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^ you should get a finger tattooed going into your b-hole if you want to be trendy
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^ you should get a finger tattooed going into your b-hole if you want to be trendy
I already have a tattoo of Nyjahs mom there I'm out of room.
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Daddy issues
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god i fucking love when skateboarders act up and do dumb shit
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Proving money can't buy you smarts
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Babyface kid is trying hard to look g.
There ain't nothing g about a mandala throat zap.
I wrote trying but to be honest I dont
know what kind of wannabe he like to be: rocking
sportswear with goldchains, rings, Rolex,
sportcars and total tatoo make over - maybe he define the
Hollywood Olympic jock style
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i'd get a bat with braydons face tatted on his face on my face personally
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That tattoo is atrocious. What the fuck was he thinking/not thinking?
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That tattoo is atrocious. What the fuck was he thinking/not thinking?
hmm probably along the lines of..."I think im gonna blow some cash today on something thatll make me look dangerous"
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Imagine all the 12 year old Ninejah fans that sharpie that tat on their necks and show up to the park,
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Imagine all the 12 year old Ninejah fans that sharpie that tat on their necks and show up to the park,
hopefully theyll get mixed by this thread and show up with a fake beard, something backable at least
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i'd get a bat with braydons face tatted on his face on my face personally
this.
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Looks like some weird genital disease that creeped a little too far up.
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That tattoo is atrocious. What the fuck was he thinking/not thinking?
lines of... blow
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i'd get a bat with braydons face tatted on his face on my face personally
this.
AHAHAHAHAHA love this. Kudos, sir, this is fucking funny.
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i'd get a bat with braydons face tatted on his face on my face personally
:D
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(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C5SkJHmVUAAzd77.jpg)
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There is a point where you look weird without head tattoos
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this is a future united states olympic gold medalist you boneheads are dissing. have some fucking respect.
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Unfortunately, at this point it can only look better if he gets the whole neck done...
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He looks like one of those adult colouring books that middle aged ladies love.
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He looks like a goddamn price-point element graphic.
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He looks like one of those adult colouring books that middle aged ladies love.
(http://i.imgur.com/DCuEg9J.jpg)
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absolute kook
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Heard he went 2 days back to back sessions. And the main geometry from his neck turns into a reaper on his shoulder, actually kind of rad.
To each his own.
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I guess his tattoo artist convinced him that 1 tattoo = 1 street credit
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I guess his tattoo artist convinced him that 1 tattoo = 1 street credit
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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real street credit in a street league simulation of street-cred.
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absolute kook
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He looks like a goddamn price-point element graphic.
10/10
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It's going to look just awful in the Olympic uniform.
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god i fucking love when skateboarders act up and do dumb shit
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All I think is tracheostomy
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made sure to get all of his tats where people could see them
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made sure to get all of his tats where people could see them
Also made sure to cry where people could see him.
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made sure to get all of his tats where people could see them
Also made sure to cry where people could see him.
I wish I was able to cry. And to get my mom tatted on my nipple.
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Looks like a cabbage.
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made sure to get all of his tats where people could see them
You would love the SLAP tattoo thread.
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oh my god
https://www.instagram.com/nyjahsnecktat/ (https://www.instagram.com/nyjahsnecktat/)
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Watches on as wave of kids at skatepark now get neck tattoos....
I don't think Nyjah's fans are old enough to get tattoos.
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That shit looks like the tramp stamp of a festival chick.
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He looks like one of those adult colouring books that middle aged ladies love.
no irony whatsoever in getting a permanent mandala
but, in Nyjah's defense, none of his tattoos are worse than Sheckler's white trash dirt biker collection
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looks like a chilis bloomin' onion.
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looks like a chilis bloomin' onion.
If a bloomin onion is urban dictionary for a puckered butthole then yes
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He looks like one of those adult colouring books that middle aged ladies love.
no irony whatsoever in getting a permanent mandala
but, in Nyjah's defense, none of his tattoos are worse than Sheckler's white trash dirt biker collection
Now that's just mean... and extremely true.
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He looks like one of those adult colouring books that middle aged ladies love.
no irony whatsoever in getting a permanent mandala
but, in Nyjah's defense, none of his tattoos are worse than Sheckler's white trash dirt biker collection
Now that's just mean... and extremely true.
I'd say the moms portrait is the worst between both of them though, that thing is pretty disgusting.
Also, I've never noticed that Pac wannabe nose ring before.
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LOL WTF was he thinking? How to drop your value in a matter of hours ....
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oh my god
https://www.instagram.com/nyjahsnecktat/ (https://www.instagram.com/nyjahsnecktat/)
the most recent hiking pic's "supersick" tag made me laugh
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I do not consider Nyjah a skater. He's a jock that skates well, is all.
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it looks like the mouth of the sand pit monster from star wars.
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it looks like the mouth of the sand pit monster from star wars.
He's going for a full Star Wars theme. He already got Mark Hamil on his chest.
(https://static.giantbomb.com/uploads/original/3/34651/2490165-markhamill.jpg)
(https://michaelmade.files.wordpress.com/2014/11/nyjah.jpg)
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hahah holy shit.
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I do not consider Nyjah a skater. He's a jock that skates well, is all.
Gravette's comments had me dying
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for Nyjahs defense- show me one tattoo you cant
make a good joke about.
Including my own tattoos.
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it looks like the mouth of the sand pit monster from star wars.
(https://static.giantbomb.com/uploads/original/3/34651/2490165-markhamill.jpg)
(https://michaelmade.files.wordpress.com/2014/11/nyjah.jpg)
I knew I recognized that nip!
(http://i.imgur.com/Ft7SbYf.png)
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it looks like the mouth of the sand pit monster from star wars.
(https://static.giantbomb.com/uploads/original/3/34651/2490165-markhamill.jpg)
(https://michaelmade.files.wordpress.com/2014/11/nyjah.jpg)
I knew I recognized that nip!
(http://i.imgur.com/Ft7SbYf.png)
i thought it was Edgar Winter
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Just sayin', this thread is not complete until we here from Sizzla and his opinion on this young Rasta raised boys fall by way of Babylon
Jah bless this thread.
I&I nah consida Nyjah rastafari, him ah bobo caught up inna dah bandulu bizness. I&I nah tink him deserve ta ave Jah inna him name nuh longer. Inna jamrock, I&I jus say him name Ny.
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Ny's tattoos appear when he earns them.
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it looks like a heated game of chinese checkers
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(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C5SkJHmVUAAzd77.jpg)
9Jah earned another neck tat. Must've done a line with Waka Flocka or something big.
(http://i.imgur.com/t893KMP.jpg)
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Why do skateboarders keep getting a top-view image of the bottom of a skateboard tattooed. It literally never looks good.
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(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C5SkJHmVUAAzd77.jpg)
9Jah earned another neck tat. Must've done a line with Waka Flocka or something big.
(http://i.imgur.com/t893KMP.jpg)
(https://scontent.fmad3-2.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/17498496_1255424014493601_870703599289081828_n.jpg?oh=f356189c030958fc23db48f44796e5a5&oe=595684A2)
am watching u harers
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Fatneck.
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I do not consider Nyjah a skater. He's a jock that skates well, is all.
Gravette's comments had me dying
What did Gravette say about it?
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I do not consider Nyjah a skater. He's a jock that skates well, is all.
Gravette's comments had me dying
What did Gravette say about it?
I forget ...he seems to have removed his comments from the NyjahNeckTat IG
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(http://i67.tinypic.com/2j4zy3o.gif)
dumbest thing I've ever made.
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(http://i67.tinypic.com/2j4zy3o.gif)
dumbest thing I've ever made.
think he's getting that crow on his open hand next?
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(http://i67.tinypic.com/2j4zy3o.gif)
dumbest thing I've ever made.
so silly
;D
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What's needed now is a global moratorium on tattooing....
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I do not consider Nyjah a skater. He's a jock that skates well, is all.
Gravette's comments had me dying
What did Gravette say about it?
I forget ...he seems to have removed his comments from the NyjahNeckTat IG
It wasn't Gravette, it was a fan page.
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I can't believe some of the dumb bullshit I've seen in here. Let's get two things straight.
Bloomin' Onions are from Outback, not Chili's.
There is no such thing as an adult coloring book. They're all just coloring books.
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Nike would have to be concerned with there investment, Surely his management are seeing his associate with sinner, his new chick and the rave scene as a potential disaster. He's bloating and I can't see his image selling much product or are we gonna see a white board short plague? Skin tight jeans with hoodies below your ass?.....he seems lost
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I can't believe some of the dumb bullshit I've seen in here. Let's get two things straight.
Bloomin' Onions are from Outback, not Chili's.
There is no such thing as an adult coloring book. They're all just coloring books.
Nyjah probably looks at that book like a flash sheet
Had a patient that would go through books like that one quick and claimed it was her hobby. She wasnt the brightest so you might be right though.
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Is it just me or did he just get both of his arms and most of his torso covered in an incredibly quick amount of time?
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There is no such thing as an adult coloring book. They're all just coloring books.
http://bs.phncdn.com/misc/pdf/pornhub_AdultColoringBook_sample.pdf (http://bs.phncdn.com/misc/pdf/pornhub_AdultColoringBook_sample.pdf)
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There is no such thing as an adult coloring book. They're all just coloring books.
http://bs.phncdn.com/misc/pdf/pornhub_AdultColoringBook_sample.pdf (http://bs.phncdn.com/misc/pdf/pornhub_AdultColoringBook_sample.pdf)
(https://media3.giphy.com/media/oJUy4oRdTihOw/giphy.gif)
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lol that gif is perfect
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I can't believe some of the dumb bullshit I've seen in here. Let's get two things straight.
Bloomin' Onions are from Outback, not Chili's.
There is no such thing as an adult coloring book. They're all just coloring books.
fuck...oh well. NO RAGRETS!