An ex did the morning version of this, teased me before going to work, and I said those exact words, not thinking anything would come ... of it. I was laying on her bed thinking of dead puppies to get my boner to go down so I could venture into public with her, when she learns over, pulls my pants down, and has a late breakfast. Keys in hand and postal uniform on, she mumbled for me to hurry up, so I overnighted that package right into to her mouth.