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Skateboarding => USELESS WOODEN TOY BANTER => Topic started by: yourbreakfsat on February 05, 2020, 07:26:13 PM
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https://www.thrashermagazine.com/articles/the-top-10-women-non-binary-skaters-of-2019/
Bonus Award: For always skating exactly how [Alexis] wants, even in cringy contest settings
WBATB shade? 🤔
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It's about damn time if you ask me. It aint much but at least it's recognition.
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It's very important to rank these people
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Wow what a shitty list.
The only thing shorter than their collective relevancy is Jason Dills dick.
If they weren't female or nonbinary/mentally ill no one would care.
Further proof equality is the delusive dream of lesser beings.
Thrasher died with Phelps.
Next.
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ya know who else made a list of women and non-binaries? Hitler...... Hitler did that.
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I feel like this was more a list of her friends and such than anything but at least she admitted to being biased. Seriously though, where's Samarria Brevard, Rayssa Leal, Pamela Rosa, Nika Washington, or even Briana King?
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How is Victoria Taylor not on this list?
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I’m surprised they didn’t just do a top 100 female skaters list so everyone fucking got a trophy and no one got butt hurt.
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Wow what a shitty list.
The only thing shorter than their collective relevancy is Jason Dills dick.
If they weren't female or nonbinary/mentally ill no one would care.
Further proof equality is the delusive dream of lesser beings.
Thrasher died with Phelps.
Next.
So are you saying that all non binary people are mentally ill?
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This list should contain thousands of names.
It's nowhere near as inclusive as it needs to be.
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Wow what a shitty list.
The only thing shorter than their collective relevancy is Jason Dills dick.
If they weren't female or nonbinary/mentally ill no one would care.
Further proof equality is the delusive dream of lesser beings.
Thrasher died with Phelps.
Next.
Always look forward to your opinion Mr. Staba.
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Big Alexis fan, but Elissa should have been #1. Who gives a fuck anyways, right?
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This list should contain thousands of names.
It's nowhere near as inclusive as it needs to be.
right? she's just assuming Marc Johnson and Louie Barletta's genders. Dan Drehobl, he might be a girl. or enby. also, why does enby align with females? shouldn't they be their own category since they don't believe in male/female? kind of patronizing to say 'you don't think you're a woman but let's put you over here with these little ladies.'
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This list should contain thousands of names.
It's nowhere near as inclusive as it needs to be.
(https://i.imgur.com/rzAGjaS.png)
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I liked everyone on the list I knew, I didn't know who 8-10 were though.
Alexis and Elissa are my favorites...damn just thinking about that makes me want to snag a Elissa board for my wall.
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alexis sucks
put the Japanese girl on the list and put lacey at no.1
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Ha no Leticia or Lizzie and many others... I'll be the elephant in the room how it's pretty awkward at what length the skateboard industry is against hot female athletes, but then has a long track record of hiring models/strippers. Awkward af. I think it's a conspiracy skater babes are silenced. It's just a silly list anyway, thought I'd point it out though.
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I feel like this was more a list of her friends and such than anything but at least she admitted to being biased. Seriously though, where's Samarria Brevard, Rayssa Leal, Pamela Rosa, Nika Washington, or even Briana King?
Word, I literally just commented this on thrasher.
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alexis sucks
put the Japanese girl on the list and put lacey at no.1
you clearly didn't see her switch flip that big three block in Sir Palmer, she most definitely does not suck
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Wow what a shitty list.
The only thing shorter than their collective relevancy is Jason Dills dick.
If they weren't female or nonbinary/mentally ill no one would care.
Further proof equality is the delusive dream of lesser beings.
Thrasher died with Phelps.
Next.
So are you saying that all non binary people are mentally ill?
They are, they are a female they can think and not want to be all they want but they have pussys and they get their pussys licked, they are female with mental illness and cher is a boy that wants to be a girl, I’ve seen people fuck cars and marry bridges the world is just fucked, ur a boy or a girl (unless ur born with both parts or a part) people are just gay or straight or bi sexual, all this Non binary shit is a joke
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i dont know about the order but 1-5 for sure belong on the top 10 list. the fact that samara wasnt even mentioned is only slightly more absurd than the fact that lizzie got no love. however the fact that sky was not even mentioned means this list is bullshit. so w/e.
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Wow what a shitty list.
The only thing shorter than their collective relevancy is Jason Dills dick.
If they weren't female or nonbinary/mentally ill no one would care.
Further proof equality is the delusive dream of lesser beings.
Thrasher died with Phelps.
Next.
So are you saying that all non binary people are mentally ill?
They are, they are a female they can think and not want to be all they want but they have pussys and they get their pussys licked, they are female with mental illness and cher is a boy that wants to be a girl
dam bro u should've bin a philosopher
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Wow what a shitty list.
The only thing shorter than their collective relevancy is Jason Dills dick.
If they weren't female or nonbinary/mentally ill no one would care.
Further proof equality is the delusive dream of lesser beings.
Thrasher died with Phelps.
Next.
So are you saying that all non binary people are mentally ill?
They are, they are a female they can think and not want to be all they want but they have pussys and they get their pussys licked, they are female with mental illness and cher is a boy that wants to be a girl
I am one, a dislexic one
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Ha no Leticia or Lizzie and many others... I'll be the elephant in the room how it's pretty awkward at what length the skateboard industry is against hot female athletes, but then has a long track record of hiring models/strippers. Awkward af. I think it's a conspiracy skater babes are silenced. It's just a silly list anyway, thought I'd point it out though.
there seems to be a verve in certain elements of pop culture, to undermine the efforts of straight people. i'm not sure if it's attractive or hetero appearing but they should definitely be on there. Miz White could've did a top 12 or 15 to be inclusive.
if a man in a dress can identify as female, Clyde Singleton is the best female or enby skater of all time.
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that russian girl that skates for nike got snubbed
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At the end of the article...
Honorable mention :
The other skaters in Nike SB Gizmo
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Wow what a shitty list.
The only thing shorter than their collective relevancy is Jason Dills dick.
If they weren't female or nonbinary/mentally ill no one would care.
Further proof equality is the delusive dream of lesser beings.
Thrasher died with Phelps.
Next.
So are you saying that all non binary people are mentally ill?
They are, they are a female they can think and not want to be all they want but they have pussys and they get their pussys licked, they are female with mental illness and cher is a boy that wants to be a girl, I’ve seen people fuck cars and marry bridges the world is just fucked, ur a boy or a girl (unless ur born with both parts or a part) people are just gay or straight or bi sexual, all this Non binary shit is a joke
Psychology is a psuedosciene....
If you think "parts" are what define gender then maybe check out a high school level genetics class.
All this you're getting all freaked out about are based on society "norms" of whatever piece of clothing or make up goes wherever on the human body based on the relative group of people "saying" what is normal.
The US was founded with bunch of males wearing Wigs. Boys wore dresses up to and through the 70s.
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Making a separate list perpetuates the issues of sexism. Although people trying to be "inclusive" generally have good intentions, they're not looking at the big picture. Whenever we stop judging people separately, is when we will stop seeing them as separate. And all this BS about "gender" and "identity" is just a fucking misnomer. If we said that pronouns identified sex instead of gender this whole debate would be nullified. Objective sex is what we're identifying with our speech, not the subjective self perception of every individual. For Christ's sake these people are literally fighting against sexism, not genderism. I'm so tired of stupid people making it needlessly hard for everyone to just exist peacefully and be decent to each other. The entire premise of this list is exclusive and sexist, and I'm sure the author believes it serves the opposite purposes.
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Wow what a shitty list.
The only thing shorter than their collective relevancy is Jason Dills dick.
If they weren't female or nonbinary/mentally ill no one would care.
Further proof equality is the delusive dream of lesser beings.
Thrasher died with Phelps.
Next.
So are you saying that all non binary people are mentally ill?
They are, they are a female they can think and not want to be all they want but they have pussys and they get their pussys licked, they are female with mental illness and cher is a boy that wants to be a girl, I’ve seen people fuck cars and marry bridges the world is just fucked, ur a boy or a girl (unless ur born with both parts or a part) people are just gay or straight or bi sexual, all this Non binary shit is a joke
Psychology is a psuedosciene....
If you think "parts" are what define gender then maybe check out a high school level genetics class.
All this you're getting all freaked out about are based on society "norms" of whatever piece of clothing or make up goes wherever on the human body based on the relative group of people "saying" what is normal.
The US was founded with bunch of males wearing Wigs. Boys wore dresses up to and through the 70s.
i totally agree, but didnt those bros wear wigs to cover up all the sores from syphilis on their heads haha?
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alexis sucks
put the Japanese girl on the list and put lacey at no.1
This speaks far more to your taste in skateboarding than it does to Alexis's ability on a skateboard.
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Go Cher Strauberry! You fucking rule.
And you too Leo!
The only downside to all of this is how much it has upset Brad Staba. Praying 4 U BB!
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Wow what a shitty list.
The only thing shorter than their collective relevancy is Jason Dills dick.
If they weren't female or nonbinary/mentally ill no one would care.
Further proof equality is the delusive dream of lesser beings.
Thrasher died with Phelps.
Next.
So are you saying that all non binary people are mentally ill?
They are, they are a female they can think and not want to be all they want but they have pussys and they get their pussys licked, they are female with mental illness and cher is a boy that wants to be a girl, I’ve seen people fuck cars and marry bridges the world is just fucked, ur a boy or a girl (unless ur born with both parts or a part) people are just gay or straight or bi sexual, all this Non binary shit is a joke
Damn. Are you okay, dude?
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Wow what a shitty list.
The only thing shorter than their collective relevancy is Jason Dills dick.
If they weren't female or nonbinary/mentally ill no one would care.
Further proof equality is the delusive dream of lesser beings.
Thrasher died with Phelps.
Next.
So are you saying that all non binary people are mentally ill?
They are, they are a female they can think and not want to be all they want but they have pussys and they get their pussys licked, they are female with mental illness and cher is a boy that wants to be a girl, I’ve seen people fuck cars and marry bridges the world is just fucked, ur a boy or a girl (unless ur born with both parts or a part) people are just gay or straight or bi sexual, all this Non binary shit is a joke
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Fuck you man. If I want to identify as an Albanian Sworn Virgin Two-Spirit Winkte, then that's just what I'm going to do.
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Go Cher Strauberry! You fucking rule.
And you too Leo!
The only downside to all of this is how much it has upset Brad Staba. Praying 4 U BB!
(https://www.thrashermagazine.com/images/Ted/2020/01/Top_Ten_Women__Non-Binary_Skaters_2019/CherStrauberryBackHeelAtiba_DZ_DZ2500_2x.jpg)
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Go Cher Strauberry! You fucking rule.
And you too Leo!
The only downside to all of this is how much it has upset Brad Staba. Praying 4 U BB!
(https://www.thrashermagazine.com/images/Ted/2020/01/Top_Ten_Women__Non-Binary_Skaters_2019/CherStrauberryBackHeelAtiba_DZ_DZ2500_2x.jpg)
Steven Cales did it better almost 30 yrs ago. and we look back on the goofy boy days regrettably.
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Wow what a shitty list.
The only thing shorter than their collective relevancy is Jason Dills dick.
If they weren't female or nonbinary/mentally ill no one would care.
Further proof equality is the delusive dream of lesser beings.
Thrasher died with Phelps.
Next.
So are you saying that all non binary people are mentally ill?
They are, they are a female they can think and not want to be all they want but they have pussys and they get their pussys licked, they are female with mental illness and cher is a boy that wants to be a girl, I’ve seen people fuck cars and marry bridges the world is just fucked, ur a boy or a girl (unless ur born with both parts or a part) people are just gay or straight or bi sexual, all this Non binary shit is a joke
please. shut the fuck up.