My penis must be an pinworm, the only time I've gotten bung is when we're both half asleep
fuck the pinworm talk, i want to know more about you guys eating out a girls asshole....why?? does it taste exactly like i'd imagine(sweat and shit mixed)? i've always been curious as to why people did this.
sweat n' shit? maybe if she shit, didn't whipe and then ran a mile.
That's a no brainer, man. Get it clean first, then it's all gravy (not literally, that'd be awful).
Though if anal play has no appeal whatsoever to begin with, why bother?
I went through a phase where I was way into it, but my girlfriend wasn't. It sucked, I could talk her into it, but I just felt guilty and selfish after, and she also got all bummed like her butthole and vag were in a sibling rivalry over my tongue and penis, and also, she now gets to use it as a bargaining chip against you when the innevitable delegation comes along.
"Oh, you don't wanna take out the trash? Well, who took a dick into their unwilling asshole, hmm?"
Fight over, there's no topping that.
MexicanSpaniard, I know you feel me, dawg.