Stripper in front of family picture reminds me of something I saw today. In burger king, pimp with 3 hideous hoes getting into an argument. They get crazy and start telling him they are gonna buy him a drink (which is ass backwards in pimping world) and laughing at them. He shoos them out the door then walks up to a large family who look dissapointed in him. I assumed the blatant pimping in front of their kids was horrifying them. Then the pimp turns to the family, and I swear to god, looks at the woman and says "I'm sorry mama." She replies "You get back there and straighten this out before you start losing money." Seeing a pimp altercation is usually amazing, but that was legendary. Don't know if it translates to a story, but I can't stop laughing about the insanity over and over in my head
And this story wins. Its probably fake, but I prefer to believe it isn't.