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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #1650 on: August 06, 2008, 03:46:04 PM »
Work sucks.  Staying there in putting me deeper and deeper in debt.  I'm trying to get out, but my "job developer" hasn't yet fixed my resume or talked to her contacts, as promised.  She spent half our first meeting talking about going out with her sister and restaurants, and then she fails to answer my emails or show up for our follow up meeting.

I also just ate serious shit on my shitty ass bike.  Chain fell off and I flew over the handlebars into an intersection.  I'm scratched and bruised up everywhere, and I took a deep chunk out of my hand, which will make this extra busy week of dishwashing extra painful.

Fucking bummed.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #1651 on: August 06, 2008, 03:50:42 PM »
Tried to bomb a hill earlier and it went horribly wrong. My palms are torn open, and theres no skin on my arms. Can't wait for the awkward conversations I'm going to have at work. I hate that. And now its raining.

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« Reply #1652 on: August 06, 2008, 05:38:12 PM »
ate shit on my bike again.  i hit some gravel and it slipped out from underneath me.  i didn't get hurt, but my bike got all scraped up.

 i'm starting to rethink the expression"its just like riding a bike"...

sorry you got all banged up, Kev

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« Reply #1653 on: August 06, 2008, 05:45:14 PM »
today:

- all prepared to get a long list of errands and tasks done

- wake up late

- take car to emissions test station.  leave in van driven by my girl

- go to store.  girl gets out of van, decided to lift heavy box.  blows out knee -- cannot stand on it, put any weight on it, generally in agony

- take girl home.  get back in van.  transmission broken.

- waste 90 minutes finding towing service that can handle heavy camper van

- get phone call:  car failed emissions test

- girl drinks too much wine and becomes all whiny and needy and annoying as possible

to summarize:   two broken cars and one broken, drunken girl.  no errands completed

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #1654 on: August 06, 2008, 09:12:21 PM »
I work the next 2 days and its going to be so nice out
worst day possible at work today

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #1655 on: August 07, 2008, 10:54:24 AM »
today:

- all prepared to get a long list of errands and tasks done

- wake up late

- take car to emissions test station.  leave in van driven by my girl

- go to store.  girl gets out of van, decided to lift heavy box.  blows out knee -- cannot stand on it, put any weight on it, generally in agony

- take girl home.  get back in van.  transmission broken.

- waste 90 minutes finding towing service that can handle heavy camper van

- get phone call:  car failed emissions test

- girl drinks too much wine and becomes all whiny and needy and annoying as possible

to summarize:   two broken cars and one broken, drunken girl.  no errands completed
Odd I went to the emissions place here yesterday. After 2 years I still can't register my car. I have to mail in some forms, get them signed and then returned to me. Then I can go back and get real plates. Where does the money from emissions testing go? Does $25 dollars make the air cleaner?

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« Reply #1656 on: August 07, 2008, 11:33:34 AM »
Had surgery in my nose today. It sucked. hurts like hell.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #1657 on: August 07, 2008, 11:43:43 AM »
Just got a call from my mom, my nephew is coming to visit for a few days today.
I haven't seen him in two years and now I'm gonna have to entertain him and I'm hungover as fuck today.
He's a teenager now and if he's anything like my sister was when she was a teenager he's gonna be a dick.
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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #1658 on: August 07, 2008, 02:13:16 PM »
just had to "dispose of" a small rat that's been hanging around my house for awhile.  better me handling it than my dogs finding him and ripping him to shreds...but i still feel like i killed a puppy, it sucks.

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« Reply #1659 on: August 07, 2008, 04:47:24 PM »
i locked up on a front board on my flatbar, and full on hit my head on the ground.  i don't think i've ever hit my head this hard. my neck's not feeling too good either.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #1660 on: August 07, 2008, 05:29:16 PM »
i have a friend who recently became a pedophile who still tries to make fun of other pedophiles.  so lame.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #1661 on: August 07, 2008, 11:45:08 PM »
i ate too much peanut butter and my stomach hurts.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #1662 on: August 08, 2008, 12:06:02 AM »
32(90) degrees outside today, sweating just walking around. I don't know how you Americans handle anything hotter.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #1663 on: August 08, 2008, 02:10:34 AM »
the ads

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #1664 on: August 08, 2008, 09:19:47 AM »
fruit flies in my wine that i only notice once ive finished my glass. proteinnnnnnnnnnnn.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #1665 on: August 08, 2008, 09:30:23 AM »
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32(90) degrees outside today, sweating just walking around. I don't know how you Americans handle anything hotter.
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It's 101 today. You fucker.
bwahaha it's 70 degrees, 59% humidity out and slightly foggy, with a forecasted high of 86 today.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #1666 on: August 08, 2008, 12:28:12 PM »
my arm is super swollen and bruised, keep having kinda weird nightmares, and coffee made me nauseous
we could get matching halter tops and do kickturns over the dick at fdr, people wouldn't know what to do. I would be a c cup massacre.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #1667 on: August 08, 2008, 12:33:29 PM »
i didn't make enough chicken nuggets to fulfill my craving

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #1668 on: August 08, 2008, 12:41:23 PM »
What a fucking mess my life is at the moment.
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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #1669 on: August 08, 2008, 03:20:17 PM »
I went to the doctors today and found out I have Hypertension. Now I'm on pills and must change my diet. He said no more cigarettes or alcohol, but that won't happen. I also have to go back for blood work to see if I'm diabetic. I hate going to the doctors and I Really hate needles.
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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #1670 on: August 08, 2008, 03:28:32 PM »
goddamn parking lady and her goddamn robot attitude and her goddamned ticket she put in my goddamn hand after a goddamned 10 minute persuasion session goddamn bitch.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #1671 on: August 08, 2008, 04:23:06 PM »
John Lennon being shot.

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« Reply #1672 on: August 08, 2008, 09:52:03 PM »
this is my first "things you're not stoked on" post in months.

my sister woke up at 6am on a street with a hangover, shit missing and all. (note- we're in vietnam)
i wasn't with her last night, and neither she, or anyone knows what has/could have happened to her in the last 12 hours.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #1673 on: August 08, 2008, 10:57:20 PM »
 I was listening to music today and I decided to show my little brother some music. I put on Modest Mouse for him and he didn't like it so I put on The Descendents and he didn't like that either and he told me to put on some real music. I asked him what he real music was, now normally he's got an alright taste of music for a seven year old, but he looked at me and said Nickelback.
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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #1674 on: August 09, 2008, 05:31:14 AM »
this is my first "things you're not stoked on" post in months.

my sister woke up at 6am on a street with a hangover, shit missing and all. (note- we're in vietnam)
i wasn't with her last night, and neither she, or anyone knows what has/could have happened to her in the last 12 hours.

Damn, that's gnarly.  Hope she ends up being okay.

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« Reply #1675 on: August 09, 2008, 08:04:20 AM »
I was listening to music today and I decided to show my little brother some music. I put on Modest Mouse for him and he didn't like it so I put on The Descendents and he didn't like that either and he told me to put on some real music. I asked him what he real music was, now normally he's got an alright taste of music for a seven year old, but he looked at me and said Nickelback.

we all hope the best for him man i'll keep him in my prayers

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #1676 on: August 09, 2008, 05:49:25 PM »
I was listening to music today and I decided to show my little brother some music. I put on Modest Mouse for him and he didn't like it so I put on The Descendents and he didn't like that either and he told me to put on some real music. I asked him what he real music was, now normally he's got an alright taste of music for a seven year old, but he looked at me and said Nickelback.

 :(

it rained all day today.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #1677 on: August 09, 2008, 08:23:14 PM »
black out drunk last night in vancouver with the lady. pretty sure, but not certain i embarrassed myself in front of people i may see again and i have no way of knowing what i did. i remember talking to a few people at this park then coming to at a bus stop. apparently i was sleeping at the bus stop and on the grass with my cell phone and glasses very far away from where i was. i guess my girlfriend was in an argument with some girl, wanting to fight her, and her friend was pouring drinks on my girlfriends head and i was just black out blank the whole time doing nothing. i'm hungover and not pleased with myself, whatever

whats up with saying "whatever" in posts now in days

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #1678 on: August 09, 2008, 08:51:27 PM »
today i was skating a ledge in hoboken with edward penishands and hit a crack on the ledge and went hip first into the ledge and now my leg hurts
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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #1679 on: August 10, 2008, 12:06:31 PM »
so hows van so far?