Have you made sure you meet all the prerequisites for being a fun skater? How are your no complies? Is your slappy game on point?
Don't expect to be able to have a whacky board and come in hot throwing down nollie nose slide flip outs, that shit just ain't gonna fly in 2015.
If you're gonna be about that board you better be about that life. High pants, silly tricks, Ill-advised relationships...there's protocol to follow man. I'm not gonna sit idly by while you ruin everything the casual skater mafia has worked so hard to build into a legitimate, identifiable stereotype.
Actually... I will, but you better believe that shit will be eating me up inside at night. Can you live with that guilt?