My girlfriend's cousin just had twins a year ago, I go over there and 1 kid is humping THE SHIT out of everything the entire time we're there. When this kid grows up, he could get employment with Brazzers-- he was power stroking linoleum, hardwood, couch arms, anything. He had differing speeds & positions; switching up tempos & shit. The whole time, the parents are trying to have "grown folks"-level conversations with us while you hear this constant, ever changing, rapid creaking and thrusting. Was there for the evening and they never even acknowledged it.