If you put them in the toaster oven they'll be perfectly crispy on the outside and hot throughout the inside in less than 10 minutes, you fucking troglodytes. You can make that time shorter if you're willing to do the extra step of first putting them in the microwave for a minute, then transferring them to the toaster oven for a whopping savings of at least 3 minutes. And if you don't have a toaster oven, I don't even consider you a human being and you deserve half lava, half frozen pizza rolls/hot pockets/bagel bites/burritos/chimihangas/taquitos/corndogs etc.