Here's the truth:
Apparently Super Cock hasn't been giving it to his wife properly for sometime...this has been a known fact within the Girl/Chocolate family after last years holiday party, where Koston's wife complained about Eric's non-pleasing mini Thai penis. during a drunken rant to owner/CEO Rick Howard. Word got to Alex Olson quickly and like any fellow swordsman, he knew he must strike while the irons hot. While Koston has been fulfilling his 2011 sponsor's contractual obligation and busy sizing his clubs at the Nike Golf Facility, Olson has been fine tuning his womanizing skills in our nation?s hotbed of poontang: New York City and Los Angeles.
All of Olson's training has proven to pay off last weekend, when he allegedly proceed to "get it in" Mrs. Koston for multiple sessions, while her husband was busy competing in the finals with 10 year younger Street Leaguers. All the shit hit the fan yesterday, when Koston returned to his Hollywood Hills home. Allegedly: Koston entered his home when he saw his wife out of the corner of his eye, crying profusely on the living room couch right under his favorite framed signed Koby jersey. When asked what's wrong, she proceeded to tell her husband about her amazing weekend with the Olsonator and that she couldn't be around him anymore. Furious yet confused, Koston immediately hopped on his Ipad to see what dirt he could dig up on Olson. The last thing he wanted is for the truth to go public, so he decided to take his frustration out on a 6 word comment Olson left on his underground blog:
www.olsonstuff.com. The rest is history folks...