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Title: vote for the worst skater of the year
Post by: sal23 on November 24, 2008, 10:34:13 PM
http://lowcardmag.com/
thought this was pretty funny..
been stoked on lowcard for quite awhile now
kinda gives me the same vibe old thrashers did..
Title: Re: vote for the worst skater of the year
Post by: Bubblegum Tate on November 24, 2008, 10:38:11 PM
Salman Agah 
Title: Re: vote for the worst skater of the year
Post by: skeet skeet, skate street on November 24, 2008, 10:42:53 PM
mike v
Title: Re: vote for the worst skater of the year
Post by: sal23 on November 24, 2008, 10:49:00 PM
Salman Agah 

shitty trick tip videos,failed energy drink, and of course black label tm duties which led to firing most of the line up..
sounds like worse dude in general
Title: Re: vote for the worst skater of the year
Post by: City of Drunken Totems on November 24, 2008, 11:27:42 PM
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Salman Agah 
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shitty trick tip videos,failed energy drink, and of course black label tm duties which led to firing most of the line up..
sounds like worse dude in general

yea that sounds like the definition of Blowing It
Title: Re: vote for the worst skater of the year
Post by: biggums mcgee on November 25, 2008, 12:13:30 AM
COTG.
Title: Re: vote for the worst skater of the year
Post by: stet. on November 25, 2008, 12:14:33 AM
salman agah? that mother fuckers bald head holds more weight in this world than this entire forums.
Title: Re: vote for the worst skater of the year
Post by: tugg speedman on November 25, 2008, 12:49:42 AM
...my vote...90% of the slap forum users for worst skater of the year.

......you can all hate on skateboarding, but you're all too pussy to hate on your fellow slap pal. That's the truth right there.
Title: Re: vote for the worst skater of the year
Post by: stet. on November 25, 2008, 12:50:27 AM
hey watch me watch me! fuck you tugg speedman. there i hated on you, now your voice is null and void. faggot
Title: Re: vote for the worst skater of the year
Post by: gentle. on November 25, 2008, 12:52:56 AM
...my vote...90% of the slap forum users for worst skater of the year.

......you can all hate on skateboarding, but you're all too pussy to hate on your fellow slap pal. That's the truth right there.

whats up with you using that same 90% statistic over and over, mr tugg?
Title: Re: vote for the worst skater of the year
Post by: the_knife_song on November 25, 2008, 12:54:19 AM
TK!
Title: Re: vote for the worst skater of the year
Post by: tugg speedman on November 25, 2008, 12:59:54 AM
whats up with you using that same 90% statistic over and over, mr tugg?
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...my sincere appologies, the accurate percentage might be 91%.
Title: Re: vote for the worst skater of the year
Post by: stet. on November 25, 2008, 01:00:28 AM
FUNNY!
Title: Re: vote for the worst skater of the year
Post by: gentle. on November 25, 2008, 01:02:50 AM
so what are the chances (in percentage form) of you learning how to properly quote me?
Title: Re: vote for the worst skater of the year
Post by: tugg speedman on November 25, 2008, 01:13:10 AM
so what are the chances (in percentage form) of you learning how to properly quote me?

97.3%

...corrected sir.
Title: Re: vote for the worst skater of the year
Post by: california love on November 25, 2008, 02:33:11 AM
only an idiot would put drehobl as an option as worst skater. fuck that website
Title: Re: vote for the worst skater of the year
Post by: CaptainMorganFreeman on November 25, 2008, 03:09:15 AM
only an idiot would put drehobl as an option as worst skater. fuck that website

that's probably a joke considering he constantly says he sucks in interviews.
Title: Re: vote for the worst skater of the year
Post by: you took to much on November 25, 2008, 05:35:24 AM
only an idiot would put drehobl as an option as worst skater. fuck that website

man if you think theyre serious you gotta turn your sarcasm/inside jokedar up a bit. or maybe you've never seen a low card. pensyl, drehobel, doug brown for worst skater of the year? come on.
Title: Re: vote for the worst skater of the year
Post by: busey on November 25, 2008, 06:19:30 AM
TK!
not at all. tk is improving. i'm not saying he's amazing, but his deathwish part was way better then his baker 3 part. although that supra rap song kind of scared my boner away.

worst skater of the year is mike v without a doubt. i always thought if you looked like a member of zz top you'd be rad, but i was wrong. all wrong.
Title: Re: vote for the worst skater of the year
Post by: Binomial Nomenclature on November 25, 2008, 06:53:10 AM
TK!
Well, he's more of a rapper that skates now.
Title: Re: vote for the worst skater of the year
Post by: Back to 0 on November 25, 2008, 07:58:51 AM
LOY
Title: Re: vote for the worst skater of the year
Post by: sweatloaf on November 25, 2008, 08:46:27 AM
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...my vote...90% of the slap forum users for worst skater of the year.

......you can all hate on skateboarding, but you're all too pussy to hate on your fellow slap pal. That's the truth right there.
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whats up with you using that same 90% statistic over and over, mr tugg?


“Oh, people can come up with statistics to prove anything. 14% of people know
that.”  -Homer Simpson
Title: Re: vote for the worst skater of the year
Post by: sal23 on November 25, 2008, 08:50:13 AM
only an idiot would put drehobl as an option as worst skater. fuck that website

drehobl is really good friends with the people at lowcard..
im sure theyre just fucking with him
Title: Re: vote for the worst skater of the year
Post by: kamltoe on November 25, 2008, 09:45:40 AM
me.
totally blowing it.


and having a blast!
k
Title: Re: vote for the worst skater of the year
Post by: rogerklautz on November 25, 2008, 09:48:31 AM
Nyjah Houston
Title: Re: vote for the worst skater of the year
Post by: Gomez on November 25, 2008, 11:35:36 AM
Nyjah Houston

not even close. i'm backing mike v for this award.
Title: Re: vote for the worst skater of the year
Post by: no one you know on November 25, 2008, 12:07:12 PM
James Kelch, because he said you don't have to be good to skateboard, and he obviously has no idea what he's talking about.

"Be All You Can Be"

(http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1234/1145784268_c9b247317b.jpg)
Title: Re: vote for the worst skater of the year
Post by: Gomez on November 25, 2008, 12:08:42 PM
i can't stand the sight of those meathead douches. so painful.
Title: Re: vote for the worst skater of the year
Post by: CigaretteBeer on November 25, 2008, 12:41:28 PM
Eric Koston
Title: Re: vote for the worst skater of the year
Post by: Tarquin on November 25, 2008, 12:45:54 PM
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...my vote...90% of the slap forum users for worst skater of the year.

......you can all hate on skateboarding, but you're all too pussy to hate on your fellow slap pal. That's the truth right there.
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whats up with you using that same 90% statistic over and over, mr tugg?
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“Oh, people can come up with statistics to prove anything. 14% of people know
that.”  -Homer Simpson

"did you know that 80% of statistics are made up on the spot to make someone sound clever, including that one I just said."
Title: Re: vote for the worst skater of the year
Post by: dirtyone on November 25, 2008, 11:08:39 PM
only an idiot would put drehobl as an option as worst skater. fuck that website

Wow. Read Lowcard.
Title: Re: vote for the worst skater of the year
Post by: Bubblegum Tate on November 25, 2008, 11:13:47 PM
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only an idiot would put drehobl as an option as worst skater. fuck that website
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Wow. Read Lowcard.
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Title: Re: vote for the worst skater of the year
Post by: crunk juice on November 26, 2008, 12:45:24 AM
jeremy rogers.
Title: Re: vote for the worst skater of the year
Post by: Mouth on November 26, 2008, 05:02:58 AM
Mike V. - I really tried to think of a more witty and creative response, but it's just too obvious. He truly, deeply sucks ass.
Title: Re: vote for the worst skater of the year
Post by: Mouth on November 26, 2008, 05:16:25 AM
I can't believe I got kooked for hating Mike V.
Title: Re: vote for the worst skater of the year
Post by: Cheapboarder on November 26, 2008, 05:22:40 AM
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only an idiot would put drehobl as an option as worst skater. fuck that website
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Wow. Read Lowcard.
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