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SHEMALES!!!!!!
« on: August 13, 2014, 10:45:18 PM »
shemales, often confused with hermaphrodites, are actually tranny men. dudes with the will to be a woman just not the parts to match. many shemales get boob jobs to fool men into believing they are actually woman. men with woman like qualities, that believe they are born in the wrong body, often develop an inner rage and hatred for the world, and all the people who inhabit it.... it safe to say based on recent psychological studies that the columbine shooters, that dude that shot up the Batman movie, and the 9/11 terrorists, were all in fact shemales.  although most shemales, are scientifically proven angry hostile beings, most suppress their rage and hide their true identity. In the last  11 years, the shemale species has grew and their rage and hatred for this planet ("prison- sioto 8"- as they call it ) have begun to hide in public... with skateboards. deciding that its easier to avoid confrontation by just acting like dudes, they lurk in broad daylight among the general population... mostly at malls and skateparks... theyve successfully adapted to the commercialized "counter- culture" which is skateboarding, because they feel they can guide their sexual whinyness through the latest trending fashions and play the part of a skater without having to do much skating at all. after all who needs to skate when you can just bitch and whine and follow what the rest of the flock is doing?  :o
 
fuck it have a corndog.

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« Reply #1 on: August 14, 2014, 12:15:30 AM »
agreed.
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fuck it have a corndog.

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Re: SHEMALES!!!!!!
« Reply #2 on: August 14, 2014, 12:15:45 AM »
it saddens my heart that foster's freeze are slowly shutting down everywhere,
fortunately there's one a minute from where i live that i visit pretty often
vanilla dipped cone forever


I just want everyone to know that I'm only 32.8% skateboarder, and that's on a good day. The rest is just soy and cum.

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« Reply #3 on: August 14, 2014, 12:22:22 AM »
it saddens my heart that foster's freeze are slowly shutting down everywhere,
fortunately there's one a minute from where i live that i visit pretty often
vanilla dipped cone forever

this is a true american tragedy :'(
fuck it have a corndog.

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Re: SHEMALES!!!!!!
« Reply #4 on: August 14, 2014, 12:25:47 AM »
Is it just me? Or is this a shemale thread waiting to be born?
fuck it have a corndog.

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« Reply #5 on: August 14, 2014, 12:29:14 AM »
it saddens my heart that foster's freeze are slowly shutting down everywhere,
fortunately there's one a minute from where i live that i visit pretty often
vanilla dipped cone forever

When I was little I lived down the street from one, it closed down when I was in the 4th grade. I now live 3 blocks from one. Their burgers are great. When my wife was pregnant I'm pretty sure the place gave her gestational diabetes.

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« Reply #6 on: August 14, 2014, 02:37:56 AM »
a gift from the fucking vegan gods. :'(



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Re: SHEMALES!!!!!!
« Reply #7 on: August 14, 2014, 01:27:33 PM »
Yo this flava' dope, son.


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Re: SHEMALES!!!!!!
« Reply #8 on: August 14, 2014, 01:42:49 PM »
I came across a custom Magnum Chocolate Ice cream shop. You choose the Ice cream (vanilla or chocolate) then what ever dip (dark chocolate, milk and white) and then you can choose what ever topping you'd like (coconut, cake crumbles, oreo crumbles, walnuts etc) one of the best things ever!!!
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Re: SHEMALES!!!!!!
« Reply #9 on: August 14, 2014, 01:51:17 PM »
it saddens my heart that foster's freeze are slowly shutting down everywhere,
fortunately there's one a minute from where i live that i visit pretty often
vanilla dipped cone forever

Look at DQ, they know they can't survive on their overpriced ice cream formula, so they do cakes and hot food.

That orange/ turd colorway on the benches isn't helping

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« Reply #10 on: August 14, 2014, 01:55:49 PM »
Many men feel that they are actually men with weird fake tits and shriveled useless cocks stuck in regular male bodies.

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« Reply #11 on: August 14, 2014, 02:25:33 PM »
That ice cream looks like a chocolate faucet ,distributing vanilla ice cream? Could this be possible?

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« Reply #12 on: August 14, 2014, 02:34:27 PM »
so that's why there's so many people sitting around the skateparks without skating?
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« Reply #13 on: August 14, 2014, 04:27:38 PM »
a gift from the fucking vegan gods. :'(

Trader Joe's Strawberry ice-cream made with coconut milk. Never forget.

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Re: SHEMALES!!!!!!
« Reply #14 on: August 14, 2014, 05:39:25 PM »
Yo this flava' dope, son.


my friend stole these shoes from the mall and gave them to me when i was a sophomore, i hated them.
they were like bowling shoes for circus clowns. i sold them for $20 bucks and bought a a dub of reggie bush.
fuck it have a corndog.

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« Reply #16 on: August 14, 2014, 06:08:43 PM »
what does lady gaga think of shemales?

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« Reply #17 on: August 14, 2014, 08:31:10 PM »

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« Reply #18 on: August 14, 2014, 08:50:30 PM »
Do they make a THC-containing ice cream for sale in dispensaries?  I'm sure THC would bind to the heavy cream.
example. i cant cast a spelll or love potion on a girl and she falls total in love for me
but i can show a girl my tv youtube clip on my or her phone. but there's a difference ok

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« Reply #19 on: August 14, 2014, 08:58:01 PM »
Do they make a THC-containing ice cream for sale in dispensaries?  I'm sure THC would bind to the heavy cream.

Yes and its kind of gross regardless of the over flavoring to mask the weed taste

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« Reply #20 on: August 14, 2014, 09:10:52 PM »
it saddens my heart that foster's freeze are slowly shutting down everywhere,
fortunately there's one a minute from where i live that i visit pretty often
vanilla dipped cone forever



but that actually looks delicious omg I want ice cream now

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« Reply #21 on: August 14, 2014, 09:13:18 PM »
shemales like ice cream too hombres....
i googled "shemale ice cream" into google images but all of the results had nothing to do with actual ice cream.
fuck... now i have nothing to support my scientific truth.
fuck it have a corndog.

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« Reply #22 on: August 14, 2014, 09:26:27 PM »
now i have nothing to support my scientific truth.

you're confused, but it's cool

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« Reply #23 on: August 14, 2014, 09:28:06 PM »
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now i have nothing to support my scientific truth.
[close]

you're confused, but it's cool
im a scientist bruh. trust me. im on the internet.
fuck it have a corndog.

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« Reply #24 on: August 14, 2014, 10:01:10 PM »



Unfortunately, I can taste this through the screen.
ill murray, can you remind me why you think im a kook

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Re: SHEMALES!!!!!!
« Reply #25 on: August 17, 2014, 11:35:49 AM »
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Do they make a THC-containing ice cream for sale in dispensaries?  I'm sure THC would bind to the heavy cream.
[close]

Yes and its kind of gross regardless of the over flavoring to mask the weed taste

They should make flavors that would work with the weed flavor like pistachio, green tea etc etc
example. i cant cast a spelll or love potion on a girl and she falls total in love for me
but i can show a girl my tv youtube clip on my or her phone. but there's a difference ok

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« Reply #26 on: August 17, 2014, 11:45:31 AM »
That ice cream looks like a chocolate faucet ,distributing vanilla ice cream? Could this be possible?

Are you saying it looks like a flaccid cock dripping cum? If so, I fully agree.

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« Reply #27 on: August 17, 2014, 12:15:34 PM »
I went to a Ben & Jerry's store and they made me a milkshake out of Americone Dream ice cream. Shit was cash.

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Re: SHEMALES!!!!!!
« Reply #28 on: August 18, 2014, 11:27:13 AM »
Get this thread back on topic. Anyone that says they wouldn't bone a shim has never seen Jane Marie.

If you don't believe she has a dong, go ahead and google her.
Before you say the music sucked, have you considered shutting the fuck up?

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« Reply #29 on: August 18, 2014, 11:31:55 AM »
Still wouldn't bone her if she wasn't a shemale.  Just not my type.