i always thought the thread was "Verne Troyer Can't Beat It". I kinda felt sorry for the little guy for a minute. you know when you see one of those thalidomide people at the zoo or something who have the t-rex arm, i always feel bad because i think "man, that guys arm couldn't reach his wiener and he wouldn't be able to blast off". then i feel bad for myself for having bad thoughts like that. but then i look at the bright side, i think about how that guy probably has some crazy technique that blows the regular style out of this world and then im missing out for being uncreative on my male milking techniques