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Re: Verne Troyer Can't Bear It
« Reply #1 on: January 15, 2009, 07:42:51 AM »
Hahaha. Aside from the best skateboarding magazine ever, what the fuck is Big Brother?

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Re: Verne Troyer Can't Bear It
« Reply #2 on: January 15, 2009, 07:46:39 AM »
Oh my god, I cried laughing.

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Re: Verne Troyer Can't Bear It
« Reply #3 on: January 18, 2009, 01:50:40 AM »

Poor mini-me.  Coolio is undoubtedly the best part of the story though




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Big Brother took the pair separately into the diary room and advised them to talk through their differences.

'I actually think you're a nice girl,' Coolio told Heaton, saying he had been trying to wind her up.

Heaton said she found it hard being with loud, opinionated people like him, but Coolio insisted he was not trying to intimidate her.

'I think you're cool, I think you're a really nice person,' he added. 'I was winding you up because it's a competition and I saw that it bothers you so I used it to attack you but it wasn't personal. This is a game.'

The pair apologised to each other and tried to seal the reconciliation with a hug, but Coolio's car costume got in the way.


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Re: Verne Troyer Can't Bear It
« Reply #4 on: January 18, 2009, 03:05:59 AM »

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Re: Verne Troyer Can't Bear It
« Reply #5 on: January 19, 2009, 07:38:35 PM »
i always thought the thread was "Verne Troyer Can't Beat It". I kinda felt sorry for the little guy for a minute. you know when you see one of those thalidomide people at the zoo or something who have the t-rex arm, i always feel bad because i think "man, that guys arm couldn't reach his wiener and he wouldn't be able to blast off". then i feel bad for myself for having bad thoughts like that. but then i look at the bright side, i think about how that guy probably has some crazy technique that blows the regular style out of this world and then im missing out for being uncreative on my male milking techniques
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Re: Verne Troyer Can't Bear It
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Re: Verne Troyer Can't Bear It
« Reply #7 on: January 21, 2009, 03:32:37 AM »
haha they made him eat a jar of honey to complete the task while wearing that suit.

yes i'm sad
i watch celebrity big brother.

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Re: Verne Troyer Can't Bear It
« Reply #8 on: January 21, 2009, 09:00:48 AM »



betcha he pulls more tail in that thing than spanky and rawbertson combined. he ain't stressin bout not bein able to reach his man meat, he'll just get one of the big sisters to drain his creative juices.
She can't complain about it being gross- she's shooting pussy juice at your face.