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Kris Markovich of masks, George Soros
« on: August 12, 2020, 05:26:26 PM »

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Re: Kris Markovich of masks, George Soros
« Reply #1 on: August 12, 2020, 05:30:52 PM »
NEWS FLASH! Kris Markovich is a dolt!
Now, we used to say we put on our tights to put on the world. So I don't think it tarnishes the image at all.

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Re: Kris Markovich of masks, George Soros
« Reply #2 on: August 12, 2020, 05:33:56 PM »

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Re: Kris Markovich of masks, George Soros
« Reply #3 on: August 12, 2020, 05:39:00 PM »
Love this coupled with the fact that he also sells custom masks:

https://krismarkovich.com/products/km-mask-nude

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Re: Kris Markovich of masks, George Soros
« Reply #4 on: August 12, 2020, 05:48:41 PM »
This is why skateboarding and art have nothing in common.

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Re: Kris Markovich of masks, George Soros
« Reply #5 on: August 12, 2020, 05:49:05 PM »
Love this coupled with the fact that he also sells custom masks:

https://krismarkovich.com/products/km-mask-nude

No way. What a fucking dunce.
Now, we used to say we put on our tights to put on the world. So I don't think it tarnishes the image at all.

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Re: Kris Markovich of masks, George Soros
« Reply #6 on: August 12, 2020, 06:00:00 PM »
We’re still surprised KM is a total fucking idiot?

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Re: Kris Markovich of masks, George Soros
« Reply #7 on: August 12, 2020, 06:00:29 PM »
Is it possible he's taking the piss? For some reason I'm hopeful he's taking the piss.

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Re: Kris Markovich of masks, George Soros
« Reply #8 on: August 12, 2020, 06:00:47 PM »
you either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself turn into a villain

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Re: Kris Markovich of masks, George Soros
« Reply #9 on: August 12, 2020, 06:02:03 PM »
Has anyone at anytime in the existence of the universe been a fan of Kris Markovich's art?

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Re: Kris Markovich of masks, George Soros
« Reply #10 on: August 12, 2020, 06:05:54 PM »
We’re still surprised KM is a total fucking idiot?

Dude. Take that back. Hurry.

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Re: Kris Markovich of masks, George Soros
« Reply #11 on: August 12, 2020, 06:10:01 PM »
I could see him on $lave

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Re: Kris Markovich of masks, George Soros
« Reply #12 on: August 12, 2020, 06:11:43 PM »
NEWS FLASH! Kris Markovich is a dolt!


He was a meathead last time him and Scott Bourne came through Tennessee, 1999-2000.

So it was a sidewalk in a plaza with a steel gate knee height over then a gap in to the parking lot the ground was rough like loose asphalt kept eating shit asked them to find a piece of wood. It made me angry as I'm typing.

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Re: Kris Markovich of masks, George Soros
« Reply #13 on: August 12, 2020, 06:12:36 PM »
Dude is always lame. Always.

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Re: Kris Markovich of masks, George Soros
« Reply #14 on: August 12, 2020, 06:24:56 PM »
I knew I shouldn't have bothered reading the comments on that post...but I still did.

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Re: Kris Markovich of masks, George Soros
« Reply #15 on: August 12, 2020, 06:29:31 PM »
Nice to see him branching out and trying new things with this African mask motif he’s cooked up.  Don’t think I’ve ever seen that from him before.
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Re: Kris Markovich of masks, George Soros
« Reply #16 on: August 12, 2020, 06:40:39 PM »
I knew I shouldn't have bothered reading the comments on that post...but I still did.

Goddammit. I had to after you said that. Who's he trying to fool here?

Now, we used to say we put on our tights to put on the world. So I don't think it tarnishes the image at all.

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Re: Kris Markovich of masks, George Soros
« Reply #17 on: August 12, 2020, 06:45:01 PM »
Kook Markovich

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Re: Kris Markovich of masks, George Soros
« Reply #18 on: August 12, 2020, 06:53:56 PM »

I wanna play you in a game of SKATE for the right to continue talking shit on me.  You think you got me?

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Re: Kris Markovich of masks, George Soros
« Reply #19 on: August 12, 2020, 06:58:25 PM »
Nice to meet you I'm an artist

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Re: Kris Markovich of masks, George Soros
« Reply #20 on: August 12, 2020, 06:58:43 PM »
what an absolute shocker
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Re: Kris Markovich of masks, George Soros
« Reply #21 on: August 12, 2020, 07:03:41 PM »

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Re: Kris Markovich of masks, George Soros
« Reply #22 on: August 12, 2020, 07:04:51 PM »
Loved his style back in The day

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Re: Kris Markovich of masks, George Soros
« Reply #23 on: August 12, 2020, 07:08:59 PM »
Still rips and his family seems dope

Bit obsessive about those faces


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Re: Kris Markovich of masks, George Soros
« Reply #24 on: August 12, 2020, 07:16:54 PM »
Damn that's some ugly art.

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Re: Kris Markovich of masks, George Soros
« Reply #25 on: August 12, 2020, 07:32:13 PM »
Is it possible he's taking the piss? For some reason I'm hopeful he's taking the piss.

Always looking on the bright side

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Re: Kris Markovich of masks, George Soros
« Reply #26 on: August 12, 2020, 09:20:11 PM »
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I knew I shouldn't have bothered reading the comments on that post...but I still did.
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Goddammit. I had to after you said that. Who's he trying to fool here?



The juxtaposition of text "Fuck Masks" to the depiction of actual masks belies, to the uninitiated, a literal interpretation based on contemporary conditions. The artist, however, suggests the contrasting characteristics (Janus-faced, if you will) of an unfaithful wife who, on one hand, prepared sumptuous brunches without occasion, and on the other hand, galavanted behind his back with some lowly flow am. The large yellow text, "Remember" is partially obfuscated by a large mask, clearly indicating a past trauma, perhaps the image of prophylactic free penetration (hence another symbolistic reference to masks) upon his ex-wife, buried deeply into the unconscious mind. Unfortunately, the artist's phrase "Is Soros the devil[?]" is not nearly as nuanced as the rest of the painting, which effectually relegates this piece from high art to folk art. He simply hates Jews.

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Re: Kris Markovich of masks, George Soros
« Reply #27 on: August 12, 2020, 09:32:13 PM »
Has anyone at anytime in the existence of the universe been a fan of Kris Markovich's art?

If you took away the words I’d kind of like it. I wouldn’t pay $500, or even $5, for it. But if I saw it spray painted on the side of my run down business in a super sketchy neighborhood I wouldn’t paint over it right away.

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Re: Kris Markovich of masks, George Soros
« Reply #28 on: August 12, 2020, 09:34:26 PM »
confirmed pompous twat for using the term “presumptuous”

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Re: Kris Markovich of masks, George Soros
« Reply #29 on: August 12, 2020, 09:45:17 PM »
Painters who resort to painting words on their canvas to convey their overall theme or message are bad, lazy painters. Don't tell me, show me. There are exceptions of course, but this very much isn't one of those times.