Author Topic: What does the “ideal” skateboarder look like (Read 6045 times)

Atiba Applebum · « **Reply #31 on:** August 07, 2022, 04:42:26 PM »

A big round butt that looks like two ostrich eggs from below.

A throat pouch like a howler money in order to yew or let’s fucking go as loud as possible

mayor-quimby · « **Reply #32 on:** August 07, 2022, 06:10:06 PM »

body like Arnold face like denzel

Quote from: rawbertson. on August 07, 2022, 04:05:51 PM

Steve olson with a wrist guard yes

Ricky Vaughn · « **Reply #33 on:** August 07, 2022, 06:34:12 PM »

Quote from: rawbertson. on August 07, 2022, 04:05:51 PM

This answer is too honest. Olsonator is ideal

Hyliannightmare · « **Reply #34 on:** August 07, 2022, 06:53:21 PM »

Goatjah

Ricky Vaughn · « **Reply #35 on:** August 07, 2022, 06:59:40 PM »

Sifter · « **Reply #36 on:** August 07, 2022, 07:10:16 PM »

I love me some The Metallica

Ricky Vaughn · « **Reply #37 on:** August 07, 2022, 07:13:18 PM »

Quote from: Sifter on August 07, 2022, 07:10:16 PM

I love me some The Metallica

Hell yea, enter the Sandman

cucktard · « **Reply #38 on:** August 07, 2022, 07:18:30 PM »

At 0:10

This is peak performance

nonickname · « **Reply #39 on:** August 07, 2022, 07:23:19 PM »

"Matt Hensley you stupid ass bitch"

That or Kevin Staab.

Sanka Coffie · « **Reply #40 on:** August 07, 2022, 07:40:54 PM »

Jon Rowe skating in boots

pugmaster · « **Reply #41 on:** August 07, 2022, 08:04:37 PM »

Shoe size: 6.5
Shirt size: 3X
Pants: 42-44W 24-26L
Helmet size: XS

Pbn_jake · « **Reply #42 on:** August 07, 2022, 08:07:24 PM »

Do it fart?

CrumblingInfrastructure · « **Reply #43 on:** August 07, 2022, 10:13:27 PM »

Half sharkalligator half man

DefNotJimmy · « **Reply #44 on:** August 07, 2022, 10:43:45 PM »

Prostate Exam · « **Reply #45 on:** August 07, 2022, 11:54:24 PM »

big_kev_215 · « **Reply #46 on:** August 08, 2022, 01:37:27 AM »

Paul Cicero · « **Reply #47 on:** August 08, 2022, 01:40:57 AM »

Quote from: Prostate Exam on August 07, 2022, 11:54:24 PM

Imagine how good a Biebel EL would be now

Skeeter · « **Reply #48 on:** August 08, 2022, 02:05:34 AM »

Lenny the Fatface · « **Reply #49 on:** August 08, 2022, 06:50:09 AM »

Quote from: big_kev_215 on August 08, 2022, 01:37:27 AM

I like how these pants looked fine when it came out, looked absolutely nuts 10 years ago, and now looks kinda sick again

Deputy Wendell · « **Reply #50 on:** August 08, 2022, 07:12:52 AM »

poised, sturdy, and aerodynamic--case in point:

steezenking · « **Reply #51 on:** August 08, 2022, 07:14:50 AM »

Quote from: Prostate Exam on August 07, 2022, 11:54:24 PM

Teeth look like Ross in that episode of friends where he left the whitener on for like 8 hours.

Frank and Fred · « **Reply #52 on:** August 08, 2022, 08:37:36 AM »

rawbertson. · « **Reply #53 on:** August 08, 2022, 08:44:39 AM »

casper's outfit is pretty timeless too id say. i think the backwards hat is really the only thing that dates it. chris joslin keeping that dream alive though

Viktor Tsoi · « **Reply #54 on:** August 08, 2022, 08:57:07 AM »

Well kinda like a girl but in a way that’s more an essence than an aesthetic… or even a girl who feels like a “guy” and kind of has this sweet musky smell. And little hands . Anywayyyyy

FeechLaManna · « **Reply #55 on:** August 08, 2022, 10:48:43 AM »

Lucas Puig

tonitonne · « **Reply #56 on:** August 08, 2022, 10:59:35 AM »

WavyDavy · « **Reply #57 on:** August 08, 2022, 11:08:48 AM »

Beeda Weeda · « **Reply #58 on:** August 08, 2022, 11:30:25 AM »

devils acrobat · « **Reply #59 on:** August 08, 2022, 11:35:50 AM »

Author Topic: What does the “ideal” skateboarder look like (Read 6045 times)

Deputy Wendell

Frank and Fred

tonitonne

Beeda Weeda